1 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:05,443 Merry Christmas. 2 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:09,050 Why are you... why did you bring that here? 3 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:11,389 Merry Christmas. No! 4 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,419 Don't worry. She's dead. 5 00:00:10,421 --> 00:00:12,090 Oh, wait... 6 00:00:12,092 --> 00:00:13,192 He's dead. 7 00:00:13,194 --> 00:00:15,898 Dwight, what... uhh! 8 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,233 I accidentally ran over it. 9 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:18,503 It's a Christmas miracle. 10 00:00:18,505 --> 00:00:19,505 Well, get it out of here. 11 00:00:19,507 --> 00:00:21,576 Relax, okay? 12 00:00:21,578 --> 00:00:22,745 And because this is Christmas, 13 00:00:22,747 --> 00:00:24,214 I am going to roast this goose 14 00:00:24,216 --> 00:00:27,420 and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. 15 00:00:27,422 --> 00:00:30,459 Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen? 16 00:00:30,461 --> 00:00:32,263 Merry Christmas, Dwight. 17 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,265 Jim. 18 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,669 Wow. What have we got here? 19 00:00:34,671 --> 00:00:35,704 What does it look like? 20 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:37,340 Dead goose. 21 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:38,710 And circle gets the square. 22 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:40,079 All right. 23 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,315 So can you watch this? 24 00:00:41,317 --> 00:00:42,317 I'm gonna get my carving knife 25 00:00:42,319 --> 00:00:43,620 out of the trunk. 26 00:00:43,622 --> 00:00:44,989 Ah, Dwight, we talked about this. 27 00:00:44,991 --> 00:00:46,926 No, Toby, this is different. 28 00:00:46,928 --> 00:00:48,262 He is already dead. 29 00:00:48,264 --> 00:00:51,435 Once, I brought in a duck to prepare for lunch. 30 00:00:51,437 --> 00:00:53,305 And people got upset. 31 00:00:54,577 --> 00:00:56,579 Apparently, they got attached to the duck 32 00:00:56,581 --> 00:00:58,115 and didn't want to see it killed. 33 00:00:58,117 --> 00:00:59,451 He was already dead. 34 00:00:59,453 --> 00:01:01,656 And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. 35 00:01:01,658 --> 00:01:05,229 The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. 36 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,966 Plus, you can use the molten goose grease 37 00:01:06,968 --> 00:01:08,335 and save it in the refrigerator. 38 00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:09,404 Thus saving you a trip to the store 39 00:01:09,406 --> 00:01:11,041 for a can of expensive goose grease. 40 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:13,112 Wow, win-win. 41 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,316 Exactly. Thank you, Jim. 42 00:01:15,318 --> 00:01:16,653 I like goose. And it's already dead. 43 00:01:16,655 --> 00:01:17,955 Is it so crazy if we eat it? 44 00:01:17,957 --> 00:01:19,659 That is crazy. It's crazy. 45 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:21,829 Dwight, you cannot keep that here. 46 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,399 Okay, that is ridiculous. 47 00:01:23,401 --> 00:01:25,604 And totally against the spirit of Christmas. 48 00:01:25,606 --> 00:01:27,073 Come on, Dwight. 49 00:01:27,075 --> 00:01:30,914 We went over this, like, for a half an hour. 50 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,584 It's Christmas, Toby. 51 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:35,691 It's a dead animal in our office, you can't... 52 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:36,959 Toby... 53 00:01:36,961 --> 00:01:37,995 I'm sorry. 54 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,667 Please? 55 00:01:40,669 --> 00:01:42,236 Please? 56 00:01:45,511 --> 00:01:48,850 Clean it in your car. 57 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:50,854 I would like it off my desk. 58 00:01:50,856 --> 00:01:53,258 Oh, Pam. Take a chill pill. 59 00:02:34,877 --> 00:02:36,211 Ah! 60 00:02:36,213 --> 00:02:37,815 Hey! 61 00:02:37,817 --> 00:02:39,552 I would like 62 00:02:39,554 --> 00:02:41,254 a nice slice 63 00:02:41,256 --> 00:02:43,225 of Christmas Pam. 64 00:02:43,227 --> 00:02:44,795 Side of candy Pams. 65 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,532 And perhaps... 66 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,903 some Pam chops. 67 00:02:48,905 --> 00:02:50,472 - Can I help you, Michael? - With mint. 68 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,111 I'm looking for the toy drive box. 69 00:02:53,113 --> 00:02:54,113 It's behind you. 70 00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:55,550 Okay. 71 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:58,155 Well, I need to put this bike in there. 72 00:02:58,157 --> 00:02:59,190 I hope it'll fit 73 00:02:59,192 --> 00:03:01,562 with all these little knickknacks. 74 00:03:01,564 --> 00:03:04,033 Wow. What kind of bike is that? 75 00:03:04,035 --> 00:03:06,772 Um, I don't know. Average kind. 76 00:03:06,774 --> 00:03:08,610 The tires look pretty worn. 77 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:11,281 Well, that is probably from the test drive. 78 00:03:11,283 --> 00:03:12,584 But the paint's chipping. 79 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:14,454 Is that your old bike, Michael? 80 00:03:14,456 --> 00:03:16,157 No. 81 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:17,426 Yo, Michael. Sweet ride, Mike. 82 00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:18,495 Oh, thanks. 83 00:03:21,103 --> 00:03:22,103 Michael... 84 00:03:22,105 --> 00:03:23,372 Yes? 85 00:03:23,374 --> 00:03:25,577 Oh, Pam. 86 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,213 That is so sweet. 87 00:03:27,215 --> 00:03:28,583 You didn't have to do that. 88 00:03:28,585 --> 00:03:29,752 I didn't. It's from corporate. 89 00:03:29,754 --> 00:03:31,388 Okay. 90 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:32,557 Did everybody get one of these? 91 00:03:32,559 --> 00:03:33,760 - Yep. - Terrific. 92 00:03:33,762 --> 00:03:35,062 Good. 93 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:37,567 This is going to be the best Christmas ever. 94 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:40,339 My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight. 95 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:43,211 And I have a little surprise for her. 96 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,334 Um, taking her to Sandals, Jamaica. 97 00:03:54,336 --> 00:03:56,037 All-inclusive. 98 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:57,373 All-inclusive. 99 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,344 You know what that means. 100 00:03:59,346 --> 00:04:00,814 Right? 101 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,049 Yeah. 102 00:04:09,231 --> 00:04:12,370 Oh, I think you're supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed. 103 00:04:12,372 --> 00:04:14,073 And a happy holiday to you. 104 00:04:20,286 --> 00:04:21,522 Carol. 105 00:04:21,524 --> 00:04:23,225 Hi, is Michael around here? 106 00:04:23,227 --> 00:04:24,460 There she is! 107 00:04:24,462 --> 00:04:26,097 A Christmas Carol. 108 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,299 Hello. 109 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:31,107 You're about five hours early to the party. 110 00:04:31,109 --> 00:04:34,080 Oh, you're such a blonde. 111 00:04:34,082 --> 00:04:35,382 - Michael... - Hey, everybody! 112 00:04:35,384 --> 00:04:38,589 I don't know who you haven't met yet, 113 00:04:38,591 --> 00:04:40,259 but I think this is one of them. 114 00:04:40,261 --> 00:04:42,564 This is my girlfriend, Carol. 115 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:44,100 This is just the front of her. 116 00:04:44,102 --> 00:04:46,104 Show 'em... show 'em the other side. 117 00:04:46,106 --> 00:04:47,641 - What? - Turn around. 118 00:04:47,643 --> 00:04:49,410 Turn around. Come on. 119 00:04:49,412 --> 00:04:50,914 Get out of here. 120 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,383 Oh, you get out of here. 121 00:04:52,385 --> 00:04:53,385 - Michael... - Yes? 122 00:04:53,387 --> 00:04:54,621 If I may say, 123 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:56,391 she's even prettier than you described her. 124 00:04:56,393 --> 00:04:57,961 Oh, ouch! 125 00:04:57,963 --> 00:05:00,099 Michael, I don't think there's anything wrong 126 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:01,802 with the way you described her. 127 00:05:01,804 --> 00:05:02,904 Thank you. 128 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:04,307 I really need a moment alone with you. 129 00:05:04,309 --> 00:05:07,313 Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. 130 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:08,549 Brrp! 131 00:05:10,822 --> 00:05:13,291 What is this? 132 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,663 That is my Christmas card. 133 00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:18,235 It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, 134 00:05:18,237 --> 00:05:19,403 having a blast. 135 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:20,840 "Ski-son's Greetings." 136 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:24,147 No, see, we never went on a ski trip. 137 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,249 I know, I know. 138 00:05:25,251 --> 00:05:26,719 - I went on a ski trip... - Right. 139 00:05:26,721 --> 00:05:29,157 Two years ago, with my kids and my ex-husband. 140 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:31,562 Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time 141 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,367 was that I was with you, in a sense. 142 00:05:34,369 --> 00:05:36,137 - I was in your heart. - Michael... 143 00:05:36,139 --> 00:05:37,641 And next to your kids. What? 144 00:05:37,643 --> 00:05:40,179 This is so weird. 145 00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:41,815 I don't understand. 146 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:44,086 It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself 147 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:46,592 into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids 148 00:05:46,594 --> 00:05:48,996 on a ski trip with their real father. 149 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:52,002 But then again, Michael's a bold guy. 150 00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:53,773 Is bold the right word? 151 00:05:53,775 --> 00:05:55,510 I think you're a really sweet guy. 152 00:05:55,512 --> 00:05:56,645 Okay. 153 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:57,814 But, um... 154 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,417 I don't know how to deal with... 155 00:05:59,419 --> 00:06:02,323 with, like this... thing. 156 00:06:02,325 --> 00:06:04,427 And... and the proposal. 157 00:06:04,429 --> 00:06:06,899 And I don't think things are gonna work out with us. 158 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:08,068 No, no, no, no. Okay, okay. 159 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,138 You know what? You're not thinking straight. 160 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,241 You know what you need? 161 00:06:11,243 --> 00:06:13,311 You need... 162 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:14,748 to think this through in... 163 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:19,725 Jamaica's largest freshwater pool. 164 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,929 What are you talking about? 165 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:23,933 I got us tickets... 166 00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:26,204 to Sandals, Jamaica. 167 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:27,373 We leave day after tomorrow. 168 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:28,776 You had better find 169 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:31,715 the skimpiest bikini there is. 170 00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:32,751 Michael... 171 00:06:32,753 --> 00:06:34,186 And it's all-inclusive. 172 00:06:34,188 --> 00:06:36,525 Michael... Yes? 173 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:38,094 I'm sorry. 174 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,167 No, Carol. 175 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:42,737 You walk out that door, and it is over. 176 00:06:42,739 --> 00:06:44,641 I know. 177 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:52,757 Psst! 178 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:54,126 Jim. 179 00:07:01,308 --> 00:07:02,510 Um, hey. 180 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:03,646 Hey. 181 00:07:03,648 --> 00:07:05,349 I need to give you your Christmas gift now. 182 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,086 Because, um... 183 00:07:07,088 --> 00:07:08,455 Well, I'll just tell you. 184 00:07:08,457 --> 00:07:10,025 What? 185 00:07:10,027 --> 00:07:12,129 For the past few months, 186 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:16,605 I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA. 187 00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:20,112 Are you serious? 188 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:22,751 They're considering him for a top-secret mission. 189 00:07:22,753 --> 00:07:24,286 There's his application. 190 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:25,857 And this is where I made him list 191 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:29,063 every secret he promised he'd never, ever tell. 192 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,469 "Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, 193 00:07:32,471 --> 00:07:34,775 "took a day off, 'cause he said he had pneumonia, 194 00:07:34,777 --> 00:07:36,177 "but really, he was leaving early 195 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:37,747 to go to magic camp." 196 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,818 Wow. 197 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,020 So here's the gift. 198 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:44,193 You get to decide what his top secret mission is. 199 00:07:44,195 --> 00:07:46,197 Sorry I didn't wrap it. 200 00:07:49,705 --> 00:07:51,909 You know what? Um... 201 00:07:51,911 --> 00:07:53,278 I really don't think 202 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,282 I should be doing this stuff anymore, though. 203 00:07:55,284 --> 00:07:57,620 Oh. 204 00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:59,123 No, just 'cause of the promotion. 205 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,860 Oh, yeah. Just feels a little bit like, uh... 206 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:01,929 No, I get it. 207 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,699 Of course. 208 00:08:03,701 --> 00:08:05,202 Okay. 209 00:08:05,204 --> 00:08:06,304 Oh. 210 00:08:15,757 --> 00:08:18,294 I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. 211 00:08:18,296 --> 00:08:20,165 And... if I fall back 212 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,506 into the same kind of things I used to do, then... 213 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,242 what am I doing? 214 00:08:30,086 --> 00:08:32,957 I'd like everybody's attention. 215 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:35,428 Christmas is canceled. 216 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,965 You can't cancel a holiday. 217 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,003 Keep it up, Stanley, and you will lose New Year's. 218 00:08:39,005 --> 00:08:40,138 What does that mean? 219 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,407 Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley! 220 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:42,442 Michael, 221 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:43,512 what's going on? 222 00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:50,225 Carol and I... 223 00:08:50,227 --> 00:08:52,864 split up. 224 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,534 Amicably. 225 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:56,404 And I just don't think it would be appropriate 226 00:08:56,406 --> 00:08:58,943 to celebrate under the circumst... 227 00:08:58,945 --> 00:09:00,378 Will they still air Rudolph? 228 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,517 That's not fair. 229 00:09:02,519 --> 00:09:04,080 Are we going to cancel Hanukkah as well? 230 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:06,725 Fine! 231 00:09:06,727 --> 00:09:08,428 Have your party! 232 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:10,633 Just no guests. 233 00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:12,637 But we invited guests. 234 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,308 Well, you know what, Phyllis? 235 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,612 All of your guests 236 00:09:16,614 --> 00:09:18,448 would have probably canceled 237 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,185 at the last minute anyway. 238 00:09:20,187 --> 00:09:21,420 Leaving your life 239 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:24,226 a stupid, rotten mess. 240 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:26,464 Okay. 241 00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:35,382 It hurts. 242 00:09:35,384 --> 00:09:37,185 I know. 243 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:39,624 It hurts my heart. 244 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:42,730 It hurts my stomach. 245 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,934 Hurts my arms. 246 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:47,507 Okay, well, why are you laying like that? 247 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:49,778 Thanks. 248 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,049 How did you push away the bad thoughts? 249 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:53,384 Like what? 250 00:09:53,386 --> 00:09:57,059 Like maybe the real reason they left 251 00:09:57,061 --> 00:10:00,398 was because... there were things 252 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,904 they wanted you to do 253 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,941 in bed... that were... 254 00:10:04,943 --> 00:10:07,847 - Wha... um... - foreign and scary. 255 00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:09,584 I... I don't believe... 256 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,555 And not that you didn't wanna try them. 257 00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:13,726 Some wine might have helped. 258 00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:15,495 Do you know what I'm referring to? 259 00:10:15,497 --> 00:10:17,099 I don't need to know. 260 00:10:17,101 --> 00:10:18,502 Michael... Yep? 261 00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:19,704 Sorry to interrupt. 262 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,209 It appears we're one bathrobe short. 263 00:10:22,211 --> 00:10:23,779 Take it from Toby. 264 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:26,117 Copy. 265 00:10:26,119 --> 00:10:28,756 Pam, would you like to go to Sandals, Jamaica with me? 266 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,791 No, thank you. 267 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:30,860 It's all... okay. 268 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:34,601 Hey, Dwight. 269 00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:37,774 Some pretty nice robes there. 270 00:10:37,776 --> 00:10:40,011 Why? 271 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:42,215 Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers 272 00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:44,019 at lunch. 273 00:10:44,021 --> 00:10:45,355 I thought you said green was whorish. 274 00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:48,762 No, orange is whorish. 275 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,004 Uh, so I had a couple of ideas 276 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:56,076 to make the Stamford people feel more at home. 277 00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:58,281 Each year, we have a Christmas raffle. 278 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,385 Cool. It would never work here. 279 00:11:01,421 --> 00:11:02,824 Okay. 280 00:11:02,826 --> 00:11:05,830 Um, another idea was... karaoke. 281 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,733 No. 282 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,902 A Christmas drinking game. 283 00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:09,904 Yes. 284 00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:11,908 God help you. 285 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:12,944 What? 286 00:11:12,946 --> 00:11:15,749 These are all terrible ideas. 287 00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,285 And none of them are on the theme 288 00:11:17,287 --> 00:11:19,557 of a Nutcracker Christmas. 289 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,393 I think you should leave. 290 00:11:22,564 --> 00:11:23,599 You're kidding. 291 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:24,968 You tried this out. 292 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,072 And it's clearly not for you. 293 00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:28,575 It's time to go. 294 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:32,984 Come on. 295 00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:34,854 Please? Thank you. 296 00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:38,494 Okay. Thank you very much. 297 00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,153 What are you doing? 298 00:11:51,155 --> 00:11:52,690 We are getting rid of everything 299 00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,694 that reminds you of Carol. 300 00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:57,900 Hey, what's a-haps? 301 00:11:57,902 --> 00:11:59,436 Carol? 302 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:00,839 No. 303 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:03,110 Oh, look at this. 304 00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:05,783 Your old condo closing papers. 305 00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,520 Ew, it's riddled with Carol's name. 306 00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:10,124 I wish I could throw this in the box. 307 00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:21,447 Why don't you just buy the whole song? 308 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,986 I don't have to buy it. 309 00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:26,156 I just wanna taste it. 310 00:12:26,158 --> 00:12:27,727 That's all. 311 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:31,133 I just want a little taste of it. 312 00:12:31,135 --> 00:12:32,570 Oh, look at this. 313 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:34,339 She saved you $2,000 314 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:38,582 'cause they failed to report a mold problem. 315 00:12:38,584 --> 00:12:40,485 But wouldn't that affect the final... 316 00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:41,688 How did she... 317 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,159 Oh... oh, I see what she did. 318 00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:47,032 That is good. Wow. 319 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,537 That Carol is one smart cookie. 320 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,542 This is an old adage, 321 00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:11,714 but they say that when you find true love, 322 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,754 you know within the first 24 hours. 323 00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:17,425 With Carol, 324 00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:20,465 I knew within the first 24 minutes 325 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,137 of the second day I met her. 326 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:35,963 I feel like I've been kind of cold to Karen. 327 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,766 And there's no real reason for it. 328 00:13:37,768 --> 00:13:40,806 I mean, it's not like she's ever done anything to me. 329 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:44,079 So... I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her. 330 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:47,218 Hey... Karen... um... 331 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,320 Sorry about that meeting today. 332 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:49,824 That was really crazy. 333 00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:51,895 Yeah, right? I'm so glad you said that. 334 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,432 Because I don't know how those meetings usually go. 335 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,303 Um, usually like that. 336 00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,174 Does anyone ever stand up to Angela? 337 00:13:58,176 --> 00:13:59,911 I think one of her cats did once. 338 00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:02,115 She came in with scratches all over her face. 339 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,352 Right. 340 00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:07,492 Um... I really liked your karaoke idea. 341 00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:08,528 Oh, cool, yeah. 342 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,664 That could really be fun. 343 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:10,933 You guys do a raffle? 344 00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,202 Yeah, we do a raffle. 345 00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:17,846 Hey, Kev. 346 00:14:17,848 --> 00:14:19,015 Hey. 347 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,645 This should have been up yesterday. 348 00:14:33,647 --> 00:14:35,214 It'll be all right. 349 00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:39,523 What is that? 350 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,193 "The Committee to Plan Parties 351 00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,598 invites you to a Margarita-Karaoke Christmas." 352 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,769 There's no such thing as the Committee to Plan Parties. 353 00:14:45,771 --> 00:14:47,640 There is now. We just started it. 354 00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:49,610 Well, you can't just start a committee. 355 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,013 You have to have funding. 356 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,048 What's your funding? 357 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,117 $200. 358 00:14:53,119 --> 00:14:54,185 What's ours again? 359 00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:55,221 Um, $201. 360 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,223 Right. 361 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:57,292 Hey! 362 00:14:57,294 --> 00:14:59,095 A Margarita-Karaoke Christmas party. 363 00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:00,197 That sounds like fun. 364 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,634 No, that is not a party. 365 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:02,903 There's only one party, 366 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:04,472 and it's hosted by the party planning committee, 367 00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:07,111 and it starts at 3:00. 368 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,380 Then why are there two flyers? 369 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:10,484 I understand that this is confusing for everyone. 370 00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:11,754 Let me explain. 371 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,591 There's a party that starts at 3:00. 372 00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:14,927 Right. 373 00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:16,163 And then there's a way more fun party 374 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,265 that starts at 2:45. 375 00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,935 Right, and if you're interested 376 00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:20,237 in the way more fun party, 377 00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:21,641 all the info can be found here 378 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:24,245 on our more brightly-colored flyer. 379 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,128 I didn't see where it was. 380 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,635 Yep, looks like the Scranton people 381 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:36,904 and the Stamford people 382 00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,875 are finally coming together. 383 00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,979 And that's what you want, right? 384 00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,653 I think that's a really good... 385 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,624 Pam and Karen, I am ordering you 386 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:49,630 to cease and desist all party planning immediately. 387 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:51,433 You can't do that. 388 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:52,669 As ranking number three in this office... 389 00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,439 Um, eh... I'm number three. 390 00:15:54,441 --> 00:15:55,509 You're number four. 391 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:56,878 - Yeah, but I'm number three. - Uh, no. 392 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,249 You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations 393 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,519 and party paraphernalia immediately 394 00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,088 that will be returned to you on January 4th. 395 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:03,825 Okay, I think I can help here. 396 00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:04,994 Okay, good. 397 00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,731 As ranking number two, I am starting a committee 398 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,902 to determine the validity of the two committees. 399 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,404 And I am the sole member. 400 00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:11,941 The committee will act on this now. 401 00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:13,143 Okay, this is stupid. 402 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:14,947 Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. 403 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,255 I've determined this committee is valid. 404 00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:20,291 What? No, no! 405 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:21,460 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 406 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:23,330 Permission to join the validity committee. 407 00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:27,472 Permission denied. 408 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:28,775 Damn it! 409 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:33,083 Hey. 410 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:35,622 I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. 411 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:37,325 Let me take you to lunch. 412 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,166 Come on, my treat. 413 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,903 All right. 414 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,341 Nothing here to distract myself with anyway. 415 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,011 That's my boy. 416 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,815 I know the perfect place too. 417 00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:49,850 Hooters? 418 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,021 No, Benihana. 419 00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:53,825 Much classier. 420 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,629 But don't worry. 421 00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:57,833 The babes are totally hot too. 422 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,707 Well, I need my entourage. 423 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,277 Jim, Dwight, Ryan. 424 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:04,880 Come on, we're going to Asian Hooters. 425 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,349 Oh, man, I can't. 426 00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,220 - Why not? - I'm not feeling so well. 427 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:09,455 I got a ton of work to do here. 428 00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:11,026 MSG allergy, peanut allergy. 429 00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:12,395 I just ate there last night. 430 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:14,934 Okay. Feel better. 431 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,002 Thanks. 432 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,204 Come on, Jim. Let's go. 433 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,841 Okay. 434 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:21,279 Wow... thanks for taking all the excuses, dude. 435 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,283 Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, 436 00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:24,820 granddad fought in WWII: 437 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,524 Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. 438 00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:29,697 Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back. 439 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,734 Bros before hoes! Why? 440 00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,972 Because your bros are always there for you. 441 00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:35,709 They have got your back 442 00:17:35,711 --> 00:17:37,813 after your ho rips your heart out 443 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,349 for no good reason. 444 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,188 And you were nothing but great to your ho, 445 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,960 and you told her that she was the only ho for you, 446 00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:48,467 and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. 447 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,270 And then... 448 00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:56,550 then suddenly, she's not your ho no mo'. 449 00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,865 So... she looks really hot. 450 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,300 So I said, 451 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,405 "You look hotter than usual today." 452 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,008 Thank you. 453 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,246 Michael. 454 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,116 Head of the table. 455 00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,987 Just get in right there. Good. 456 00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:17,291 Jim. 457 00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:18,795 Actually, um... 458 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,699 Excuse me, sir, I'm gonna need to take this chair. 459 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:21,967 - Dwight, just leave them... - So... 460 00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:22,969 Leave them alone. 461 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,606 Please. They're on a date. 462 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:26,309 They look very happy. 463 00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:29,215 So she looks at me, right? 464 00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:33,958 And she goes, "I'm sorry, do I even know you?" 465 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,227 After a year. 466 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:36,831 A year of buying lattes from her. 467 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,467 - Do you believe that? - Yes. 468 00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:39,603 I can't, uh, 469 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,239 I can't hear what you're saying! 470 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,909 Carol used to drink lattes. 471 00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:43,978 Who are you talking about? 472 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,316 She would get this little foam mustache. 473 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:47,652 Carol had a mustache? 474 00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:49,690 And I used to say, "Hey, got latte?" 475 00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:51,727 And she'd say, "That's not funny." 476 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:52,829 What are you guys talking about? 477 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,031 She totally got me. 478 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,236 She understood... 479 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,708 that we didn't have to laugh 480 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,612 - Michael! - To enjoy each other. 481 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:01,981 Repeat what you said, louder. 482 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,586 It is my job to be there for Michael. 483 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,590 How can I be there for Michael 484 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:08,226 if I'm here for Michael? 485 00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:15,274 I'm already starting to forget what color eyes she had. 486 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:18,046 I can't... okay. I'm gonna call her. 487 00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:20,117 - I am going to call and find out... - No! 488 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,186 Who are you calling? 489 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:23,056 - Put it away. - I'm gonna call her. 490 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,628 Put that away. SOS... we... hi. 491 00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,198 Mayday. 492 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,103 Man down over here. We need your help. 493 00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:31,607 What can I get for ya? 494 00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:35,949 I think we'll start with a round of Nog-a-sakes. 495 00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:39,222 One part eggnog. Three parts sake! 496 00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:41,392 Some places won't make it for you, though, 497 00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:44,031 because eggnog is seasonal. 498 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,741 You should put out salt for the rims. 499 00:19:48,743 --> 00:19:50,812 That's a great idea. 500 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,414 Phyllis? 501 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,853 I was just getting a snack. 502 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,590 You can have your snack in here. 503 00:19:56,592 --> 00:19:58,260 Pam, don't tell her what to do. 504 00:19:58,262 --> 00:19:59,262 Phyllis... 505 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,999 Oh... okay. 506 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,648 I think I'll go to Angela's party 507 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,152 because that's the party I know. 508 00:20:11,154 --> 00:20:13,691 I miss the days when there was only one party 509 00:20:13,693 --> 00:20:15,260 I didn't want to go to. 510 00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:18,466 So I only use three? 511 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,838 If you're using more than three pieces of tape 512 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,909 to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong. 513 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:25,147 Okay, and where'd you get all those cool bows? 514 00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:28,219 Oh, I just get those at any party supply place. 515 00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:30,925 Okay. 516 00:20:30,927 --> 00:20:32,428 Are you sure I can't use, like, 517 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,998 the cartoons from the newspaper? 518 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,336 Oh, yeah, your mom would love that. 519 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,077 Hey. Hey. 520 00:20:40,079 --> 00:20:41,981 All right, I'll see you guys later. 521 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,851 Bye. 522 00:20:43,853 --> 00:20:45,588 He's cute. 523 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:46,824 You should date him. 524 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,126 Oh... 525 00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:49,896 Yeah, maybe. 526 00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:55,273 Looks like you got 527 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,979 a little nakiri knife action going there. 528 00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:59,382 No, it's usuba. 529 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,421 Yeah, I bet you wish you had a nakiri, though. 530 00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:04,593 Actually, the usuba's the better knife 531 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,462 when you're working with this quantity. 532 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,299 Eh, I don't know. 533 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,970 Still think nakiri's better. 534 00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:12,542 I think he'd know. 535 00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:17,886 Nothing he's doing is cheering me up. 536 00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,558 Wait for the onion. Trust me. 537 00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:25,802 Hey, Cindy. 538 00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:27,104 He just had his heart broken. 539 00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,507 You wouldn't do that to him, would you? 540 00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:29,743 I don't know. 541 00:21:29,745 --> 00:21:31,112 Oh, sure you would. Look at you. 542 00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:33,851 I bet you break up with a guy every hour. 543 00:21:35,456 --> 00:21:37,124 You made her laugh! 544 00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:39,729 Yes! She totally digs us. 545 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,800 Watch, watch. 546 00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:45,575 Huh? Huh? 547 00:21:45,577 --> 00:21:47,946 What did I tell you? 548 00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:49,583 You're right. That's good. 549 00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:56,028 Hello, everyone. 550 00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,932 We would just like to announce 551 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,101 that our party is starting now 552 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,005 in the break room, so... 553 00:22:01,007 --> 00:22:02,074 I have a very important 554 00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:04,145 announcement to make. 555 00:22:04,147 --> 00:22:05,982 About... 556 00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,451 your paychecks. 557 00:22:07,453 --> 00:22:10,257 Um... your paychecks will be arriving 558 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:13,597 as scheduled on Friday. 559 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,701 And they will be in the correct amount 560 00:22:15,703 --> 00:22:17,104 that they normally are in. 561 00:22:19,877 --> 00:22:23,149 Please stand by for a very important announcement 562 00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:24,719 further regarding your paycheck! 563 00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:29,963 I need to know if I can start the party. 564 00:22:31,801 --> 00:22:33,537 Michael! 565 00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:34,940 Hey! 566 00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:36,008 Over here, Michael! 567 00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:42,154 I don't know. No one can hear me. 568 00:22:42,156 --> 00:22:44,258 You know what? Start the party. 569 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,495 Did Michael give you permission to do this? 570 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,036 Start the party. 571 00:22:51,941 --> 00:22:54,245 Also, I would like to inform you 572 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,681 that, um, 573 00:22:55,683 --> 00:22:58,419 as a special treat, my party will be starting early. 574 00:22:58,421 --> 00:22:59,823 In fact, it will be starting... 575 00:22:59,825 --> 00:23:01,325 right now. 576 00:23:01,327 --> 00:23:04,231 - Our party is also starting now. - Yep. 577 00:23:29,149 --> 00:23:31,252 - All right, Stanley. - Good choice. 578 00:23:31,254 --> 00:23:32,454 Woo! 579 00:23:35,194 --> 00:23:38,433 Welcome, Hannah. You will not be disappointed. 580 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,836 Why would I be disappointed? 581 00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:41,239 I said you wouldn't be disappointed. 582 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,150 Meredith, if you don't come to my party, 583 00:23:47,152 --> 00:23:49,923 you will be very, very sorry. 584 00:23:49,925 --> 00:23:51,793 Is that a threat? 585 00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:54,532 No, it's an invitation. 586 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,302 - We have vodka! - Lots of it. 587 00:24:01,446 --> 00:24:05,688 I hear Angela's party will have double fudge brownies. 588 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:08,025 But it will also have Angela. 589 00:24:08,027 --> 00:24:12,434 So, double fudge. Angela. 590 00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:17,745 Double fudge... Angela. 591 00:24:19,282 --> 00:24:21,653 Hmm... 592 00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,493 Brownies. 593 00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:27,230 Cupcakes. 594 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,534 Don't push it. 595 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:41,192 Are we taking this too far? You know what? 596 00:24:41,194 --> 00:24:44,431 I don't think we're taking this far enough. 597 00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:46,268 What? 598 00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:48,574 I got goose bumps. 599 00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:51,713 I don't back down. 600 00:24:51,715 --> 00:24:54,084 My sister and I used to be best friends, 601 00:24:54,086 --> 00:24:56,355 and we haven't talked in 16 years 602 00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:58,961 over some disagreement I don't even remember. 603 00:24:58,963 --> 00:25:03,737 So... yeah, I'm pretty good. 604 00:25:04,673 --> 00:25:08,279 Oh! Damn, this chicken is good. 605 00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:11,018 My compliments to the chef. 606 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,522 Which is you! 607 00:25:12,524 --> 00:25:13,824 Right? 608 00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:16,630 Awesome! 609 00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,099 I need some meat. 610 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,069 I want some steak. 611 00:25:20,071 --> 00:25:22,575 That guy's got steak. 612 00:25:24,446 --> 00:25:25,915 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 613 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:28,052 En garde! 614 00:25:28,054 --> 00:25:30,724 It's family style. 615 00:25:30,726 --> 00:25:32,193 No, it's not. 616 00:25:32,195 --> 00:25:34,064 Oh, God. Cindy! 617 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,466 - Cindy! - I love steak. 618 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:38,005 I love it! 619 00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:40,711 I want you to close your eyes 620 00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:43,115 and imagine your dream house. 621 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:46,690 Come on! 622 00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:49,929 Do it for Michael. He's had a really long day. 623 00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:51,231 What are you doing? 624 00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:52,735 This is great. 625 00:25:52,737 --> 00:25:54,505 Jim! Jim! 626 00:25:57,579 --> 00:25:59,916 What... what's happening? 627 00:25:59,918 --> 00:26:02,955 Oh, she's asleep. 628 00:26:02,957 --> 00:26:05,126 Oh, narcolepsy. 629 00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:06,462 Probably. 630 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,034 Okay, now open your eyes 631 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,506 and describe it to me. 632 00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:14,144 I don't know. 633 00:26:14,146 --> 00:26:16,081 It has four bedrooms and a loft. 634 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,052 - Oh, my God. Now she's up. - Yeah? 635 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:19,321 And she's trying to describe 636 00:26:19,323 --> 00:26:21,225 how to correctly butcher a goose, 637 00:26:21,227 --> 00:26:23,062 but she's having trouble coming up with it. 638 00:26:23,064 --> 00:26:24,632 Okay. Cindy! 639 00:26:24,634 --> 00:26:26,201 Yo, Cindy, Cindy. 640 00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:28,272 Hold its neck back, 641 00:26:28,274 --> 00:26:30,109 insert the knife beneath the jaw, 642 00:26:30,111 --> 00:26:31,913 bring it all the way around. 643 00:26:31,915 --> 00:26:34,017 There's gonna be a good amount of blood. 644 00:26:34,019 --> 00:26:36,321 Have a bucket there for the blood 645 00:26:34,019 --> 00:26:44,029 Don't let that bother you. 646 00:26:36,323 --> 00:26:38,527 and the innards and the feathers. 647 00:26:39,697 --> 00:26:41,666 Oh, no, this is different. 648 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:44,004 The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. 649 00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:48,112 This is more like a, um... 650 00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:49,782 Okay, it's pretty much the same thing. 651 00:27:04,881 --> 00:27:06,081 What do you think? 652 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,718 Fruity and delicious. 653 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,354 See, I told you. You want one, Meredith? 654 00:27:09,356 --> 00:27:12,595 No thanks. They're too sweet. 655 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,032 Hey, so what's the status? 656 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,435 Looks like they forgot the power cord. 657 00:27:16,437 --> 00:27:18,005 - What? - Oh, you're kidding me. 658 00:27:18,007 --> 00:27:20,143 - No. - Oh, God. 659 00:27:20,145 --> 00:27:21,145 You guys, guys. 660 00:27:21,147 --> 00:27:22,748 I'm sorry, 661 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,552 but there's a problem with the karaoke machine. 662 00:27:24,554 --> 00:27:26,990 Well, that blows. 663 00:27:26,992 --> 00:27:28,860 Hang on, little ladies. You don't need this thing. 664 00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:30,931 I'll go grab my synthesizer. 665 00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:35,607 Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! 666 00:27:35,609 --> 00:27:37,945 Darryl! Darryl! 667 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:41,686 Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! 668 00:27:41,688 --> 00:27:44,124 - Hi. - Hey. 669 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,896 Hey, look when you get done with your... meeting 670 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:47,965 you should come to the break room. 671 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,000 We're having a party. 672 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,673 - Oh, okay. - All right? See you later. 673 00:27:57,084 --> 00:27:59,655 These nuts are really hard to crack. 674 00:27:59,657 --> 00:28:01,693 Try harder then. 675 00:28:06,469 --> 00:28:10,376 Uh-uh, no one has seconds until everyone's had some. 676 00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:12,146 You've got to be kidding. 677 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,384 You've got to be kidding. 678 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,770 Cold, huh? 679 00:28:23,772 --> 00:28:24,972 Yeah. 680 00:28:24,974 --> 00:28:26,375 That'll help. 681 00:28:29,516 --> 00:28:31,251 Is it cold in there? 682 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:35,226 They have been checking us out all night. 683 00:28:35,228 --> 00:28:36,696 I am not kidding! 684 00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:39,467 We should invite them to the Christmas party. 685 00:28:36,698 --> 00:28:46,708 - You know what we should do? - What? 686 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,773 Now you are thinking. Yes! 687 00:28:41,775 --> 00:28:43,442 And you know what? 688 00:28:43,444 --> 00:28:45,614 Because you have had such a rough day, 689 00:28:45,616 --> 00:28:47,417 you get Cindy. 690 00:28:47,419 --> 00:28:51,291 Oh, you are such a mensch, my friend. 691 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:59,107 Okay, where is everybody? 692 00:28:59,109 --> 00:29:02,447 I would like them to meet my new girlfriend. 693 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,685 I'm sure they'll want to meet her too. 694 00:29:07,057 --> 00:29:09,160 The least I could do 695 00:29:09,162 --> 00:29:12,668 was give some poor sick kid a bike. 696 00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:13,837 That rocks. 697 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,807 Yeah, you rock. 698 00:29:15,809 --> 00:29:17,611 Tell you what. If you want it, it's yours. 699 00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:19,280 Thanks! 700 00:29:22,022 --> 00:29:23,590 I want to give you something. 701 00:29:23,592 --> 00:29:26,128 Oh. 702 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:30,136 That's what she said? 703 00:29:30,138 --> 00:29:31,506 Hello! 704 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:33,008 I would like everybody to meet 705 00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:34,244 my new girlfriend. 706 00:29:34,246 --> 00:29:35,881 And my new girlfriend. 707 00:29:35,883 --> 00:29:37,450 Where's Dwight? 708 00:29:37,452 --> 00:29:39,220 Is he the hot one or the giant baby? 709 00:29:39,222 --> 00:29:41,224 The giant baby. 710 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:42,795 Wow, I am so sorry. 711 00:29:42,797 --> 00:29:45,600 I had no idea this party'd be so lame. 712 00:29:45,602 --> 00:29:47,370 There's another party in the break room. 713 00:29:47,372 --> 00:29:48,706 Oh, party in the break room. 714 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:50,577 Let's go, let's go. Thank God. 715 00:29:50,579 --> 00:29:51,879 Let's go to the break room. 716 00:29:51,881 --> 00:29:54,117 Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady, hey! 717 00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:55,252 Where do you think you're going with that? 718 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:56,556 I thought I could have it. 719 00:29:56,558 --> 00:29:58,626 You can't have it. 720 00:29:58,628 --> 00:29:59,795 I don't walk into your house 721 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,164 and steal your Hello Kitty backpack. 722 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,668 Ssshut it! 723 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,337 Come on, party. 724 00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:06,141 Hey, it's Angela! 725 00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:25,446 I just think that there are two... 726 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,185 two specific kinds of people in the world. 727 00:30:28,187 --> 00:30:33,028 People who own houses and people who own condos. 728 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:35,967 All right? 729 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:39,007 And my question to you 730 00:30:39,009 --> 00:30:41,812 is do you agree? 731 00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:43,415 Do I agree about what? 732 00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,152 Do you agree about what? 733 00:30:47,693 --> 00:30:49,562 Wow! 734 00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:51,699 You're lucky you're so darn cute. 735 00:30:51,701 --> 00:30:53,636 What are you talking about? Huh? 736 00:30:53,638 --> 00:30:54,972 What are you talking about? 737 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:19,420 Way to go, Kev. Good work. 738 00:31:29,809 --> 00:31:32,146 Did you have fun at Benihana's? 739 00:31:32,148 --> 00:31:34,017 No, it was awful. 740 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,887 I couldn't hear anything. 741 00:31:39,129 --> 00:31:41,732 I've had the worst day here. 742 00:31:47,645 --> 00:31:51,786 Dwight, you won the raffle. 743 00:31:51,788 --> 00:31:54,725 No way! Yeah! 744 00:31:54,727 --> 00:31:55,927 Open it, open it! 745 00:31:59,402 --> 00:32:01,806 - Do you like it? - Walkie-talkies! 746 00:32:01,808 --> 00:32:03,241 Can I talk to you a sec? 747 00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:04,778 Yes! 748 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:08,385 Well, the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. 749 00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:12,994 We're gonna disband in the name of Christmas. 750 00:32:12,996 --> 00:32:15,065 In the name of Nutcracker Christmas. 751 00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:22,012 Angela, we've been hearing really great things 752 00:32:22,014 --> 00:32:23,649 about your brownies. 753 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,687 And we were hoping you'd consider 754 00:32:25,689 --> 00:32:27,256 merging the two parties. 755 00:32:27,258 --> 00:32:29,327 I'm not sure. 756 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:35,874 Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs? 757 00:32:35,876 --> 00:32:37,778 Yeah, but we don't have a power cord. 758 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:41,585 Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. 759 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:49,066 Is it this one? 760 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,070 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 761 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,643 Thanks. 762 00:32:53,645 --> 00:32:55,112 We'll go tell everyone. 763 00:32:55,114 --> 00:32:57,183 Okay. 764 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:56,569 When you know, you just know. 765 00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:57,971 Right? 766 00:33:57,973 --> 00:33:58,973 Right. 767 00:33:58,975 --> 00:34:00,810 Check her out. 768 00:34:00,812 --> 00:34:02,981 My little gal over there? Babe-a-lectible. 769 00:34:02,983 --> 00:34:04,751 Which one is she? 770 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:11,064 It's one of those two. 771 00:34:11,066 --> 00:34:12,266 You don't know? 772 00:34:12,268 --> 00:34:13,669 Dude, you should know. 773 00:34:13,671 --> 00:34:16,107 Yeah, well, it's been hard. 774 00:34:16,109 --> 00:34:18,646 They're wearing the exact same uniform. 775 00:34:18,648 --> 00:34:20,850 And I've been drinking. 776 00:34:20,852 --> 00:34:23,956 And you know how all... 777 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,827 waitresses look alike. 778 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,170 I honestly don't see what the big deal is. 779 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,741 Stevie Wonder is married. 780 00:34:32,743 --> 00:34:35,913 Are you going to tell me that Steve Wonder 781 00:34:35,915 --> 00:34:38,753 doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure 782 00:34:38,755 --> 00:34:39,988 what she looks like? 783 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,759 Hey! 784 00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:44,765 Where's my girl? 785 00:34:44,767 --> 00:34:47,804 Is she in the fridge? 786 00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:50,175 Where is she hiding? 787 00:34:50,177 --> 00:34:54,083 I don't know where she is. 788 00:34:54,085 --> 00:34:55,853 Oh, 'cause I'm drunk. 789 00:34:55,855 --> 00:34:58,425 I can't even find her. Argh-argh! 790 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:01,799 You know where I am. I do! 791 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:03,569 Hi! 792 00:35:03,571 --> 00:35:05,840 I just haven't hugged you in a while. 793 00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:07,944 Mmm! 794 00:35:07,946 --> 00:35:09,246 Good. That felt good. 795 00:35:09,248 --> 00:35:11,317 Let's go party. 796 00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:40,142 Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy? 797 00:35:40,144 --> 00:35:41,945 Copy, Possum. What's your 20? 798 00:35:41,947 --> 00:35:44,785 No way! 799 00:35:44,787 --> 00:35:47,456 What a horrible, horrible movie that was. 800 00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:49,226 And now I get to remember it forever. 801 00:35:49,228 --> 00:35:52,734 - Thank you. - Thank you. 802 00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:59,246 - Hey. - Hey. Hey you! 803 00:35:59,248 --> 00:36:01,284 How are you? 804 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:04,323 This party blows, so we're gonna leave. 805 00:36:04,325 --> 00:36:05,860 No, no, no. 806 00:36:05,862 --> 00:36:08,766 Hey, you should stay because we're having fun. 807 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:11,572 And... where do you want to go? 808 00:36:11,574 --> 00:36:13,609 I... we're just gonna take off. 809 00:36:13,611 --> 00:36:17,282 You know what? I... okay, listen. 810 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:18,719 I like you. 811 00:36:18,721 --> 00:36:20,388 I really like you. 812 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:22,727 So much, in fact, that 813 00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:24,898 I would like you to accompany me 814 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,939 on a trip to Sandals Jamaica. 815 00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:32,312 No, I have school. 816 00:36:40,296 --> 00:36:42,299 You want help? Okay. 817 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,969 Merry Christmas! 818 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:46,040 Merry Christmas. 819 00:37:09,588 --> 00:37:12,426 That waitress was the one. 820 00:37:12,428 --> 00:37:14,898 No, she wasn't. 821 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,768 How can you be sure? 822 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:18,171 Well, for starters, 823 00:37:18,173 --> 00:37:19,406 I've known you as a couple 824 00:37:19,408 --> 00:37:20,776 since the beginning of the relationship, 825 00:37:20,778 --> 00:37:23,314 which was approximately three hours ago. 826 00:37:23,316 --> 00:37:27,255 Don't make fun of me. You're making fun of me. 827 00:37:27,257 --> 00:37:28,993 Sorry. 828 00:37:33,537 --> 00:37:36,073 I guess I didn't know her very well. 829 00:37:38,713 --> 00:37:41,017 I marked her arm. 830 00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:42,553 You what? 831 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:47,362 I... I put a mark on her arm. 832 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:53,809 So I could tell 'em apart. 833 00:37:53,811 --> 00:37:57,282 I don't... I know, I know. 834 00:37:58,988 --> 00:38:01,123 I can't believe I gave her my bike. 835 00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:04,129 Yeah. 836 00:38:04,131 --> 00:38:08,438 Why do I feel like crap? 837 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,878 You just had a rebound. 838 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,316 Had a rebound. 839 00:38:14,318 --> 00:38:16,253 Yeah. 840 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:17,857 Which, don't get me wrong, 841 00:38:17,859 --> 00:38:20,596 can be a really fun distraction. 842 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,702 But when it's over, 843 00:38:23,704 --> 00:38:26,373 you're left thinking about the girl you really like. 844 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:28,512 The one that broke your heart. 845 00:38:33,422 --> 00:38:35,593 I totally rebounded. 846 00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,162 Someone else shoots, 847 00:38:37,164 --> 00:38:39,133 and I take the ball and I score. 848 00:38:39,135 --> 00:38:40,870 Well, I guess I didn't really score. 849 00:38:40,872 --> 00:38:43,942 And I'm not sure who is actually shooting, 850 00:38:43,944 --> 00:38:46,113 but... whatever. 851 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,182 Doesn't matter. 852 00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:49,219 It's all good. 853 00:38:49,221 --> 00:38:50,723 Or as my ex might say, 854 00:38:50,725 --> 00:38:57,269 "Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o." 855 00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:27,730 Um, yes, I just wanted to see 856 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:31,738 if you would like to come to Jamaica with me. 857 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:35,478 There's this resort called Sandals. 858 00:39:37,818 --> 00:39:41,056 Really? 859 00:39:41,058 --> 00:39:43,595 Okay. All right. 860 00:39:43,597 --> 00:39:45,633 I promise you won't be disappointed. 861 00:39:45,635 --> 00:39:48,839 Um, it's all-inclusive. 862 00:39:54,018 --> 00:39:55,184 Too soon. 863 00:40:17,564 --> 00:40:19,801 - Night, Pam. - Night. 864 00:40:22,006 --> 00:40:23,608 Oh, you know what? 865 00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:25,846 Sorry, I forgot to tell you. 866 00:40:25,848 --> 00:40:27,850 I intercepted a transmission earlier, 867 00:40:27,852 --> 00:40:30,656 and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight 868 00:40:30,658 --> 00:40:32,727 down at their headquarters at Langley for training 869 00:40:32,729 --> 00:40:36,133 and an ice cream social with the other agents. 870 00:40:38,205 --> 00:40:39,941 We should get him a bus ticket. 871 00:40:39,943 --> 00:40:41,176 To make his trip easier. 872 00:40:41,178 --> 00:40:42,880 Oh, no, that would be very patriotic. 873 00:40:44,853 --> 00:40:46,588 It costs $75. 874 00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:48,892 Hmm. 875 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:51,698 Well, maybe the CIA could send a helicopter. 876 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,568 Oh! 877 00:41:00,048 --> 00:41:02,051 What the... 878 00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,028 "You have been compromised. 879 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:09,567 Abort mission. Destroy phone." 880 00:41:09,569 --> 00:41:12,138 Destroy phone.