1 00:00:00,341 --> 00:00:02,140 All right, let's get started. 2 00:00:02,142 --> 00:00:03,542 Oh, first off, 3 00:00:03,544 --> 00:00:05,777 we're supposed to be pushing card stock this week, 4 00:00:05,779 --> 00:00:09,448 so... let's push card stock this week. 5 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:13,285 Uh, also... What is this? 6 00:00:13,287 --> 00:00:14,653 Tape recorder. 7 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:15,787 For what? 8 00:00:15,789 --> 00:00:18,056 For recording. 9 00:00:18,058 --> 00:00:19,224 Michael is on vacation, 10 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:20,959 and he has asked me to record all meetings 11 00:00:20,961 --> 00:00:22,461 and to type up the transcripts. 12 00:00:22,463 --> 00:00:25,297 Okay, uh, Karen, I need news from that law firm. 13 00:00:25,299 --> 00:00:26,765 Yeah, the deal closed yesterday. 14 00:00:26,767 --> 00:00:28,100 It's a 6-month commitment. 15 00:00:28,102 --> 00:00:29,434 Oh, my God. Dwight, what are you doing? 16 00:00:29,436 --> 00:00:30,969 What? 17 00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:32,371 You're not allowed to take off your pants 18 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:33,939 in the middle of the office. 19 00:00:33,941 --> 00:00:35,907 - I'm not. - Dwight, you know what? Just back off. 20 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:37,042 Okay, that's making me uncomfortable. 21 00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:39,177 This is sexual harassment, by the way. 22 00:00:39,179 --> 00:00:40,345 Oh, my God. 23 00:00:40,347 --> 00:00:41,513 He's got a knife! 24 00:00:41,515 --> 00:00:42,981 I do not have a knife. 25 00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:45,183 No. Let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute 26 00:00:45,185 --> 00:00:47,919 is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife 27 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:48,920 to Stanley's neck. 28 00:00:48,922 --> 00:00:50,155 Let the record show 29 00:00:50,157 --> 00:00:51,957 that Jim Halpert is a liar. 30 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:53,825 Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet. 31 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:54,893 I am not. 32 00:00:54,895 --> 00:00:56,161 Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in. 33 00:00:56,163 --> 00:00:57,729 Dwight, get his autograph for Michael, quickly. 34 00:00:57,731 --> 00:00:59,498 Jim Carrey did not just walk in, okay? 35 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,866 Dwight, what is that on your stomach? 36 00:01:00,868 --> 00:01:02,367 Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo? 37 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:03,502 Oh, my God, Karen, you're right. 38 00:01:03,504 --> 00:01:04,503 That is Animal 39 00:01:04,505 --> 00:01:05,570 from the Muppet Babies. 40 00:01:05,572 --> 00:01:06,738 You can't see my stomach. 41 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:08,607 I am now chopping off Phyllis' head 42 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:11,076 with a chainsaw! 43 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:18,414 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 44 00:01:56,722 --> 00:01:58,824 Hey, mon. 45 00:01:58,826 --> 00:02:01,193 - Hey. - Look. 46 00:02:01,195 --> 00:02:03,128 You have a bunch of messages, and... 47 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,129 That's nice. 48 00:02:04,131 --> 00:02:05,564 Hannah quit while you were gone. 49 00:02:05,566 --> 00:02:08,133 I guess she memo-ed to file some complaints she had 50 00:02:08,135 --> 00:02:09,568 about being a working mother. 51 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:11,169 And so you might also have to be deposed. 52 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:12,170 Blah, blah, blah, blah, 53 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:13,572 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 54 00:02:13,574 --> 00:02:14,573 - Relax. - Okay. 55 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:16,408 Okay, I'll get to all of it later. 56 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:17,542 It's kinda serious. 57 00:02:17,544 --> 00:02:19,544 Aren't you gonna ask me how Jamaica was? 58 00:02:19,546 --> 00:02:21,480 Say it. Ask me. 59 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:23,215 How was Jamaica? 60 00:02:23,217 --> 00:02:25,417 It was so good. Oh! 61 00:02:25,419 --> 00:02:27,886 Hey, mon! 62 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,554 At Sandals Jamaica, 63 00:02:29,556 --> 00:02:31,756 when somebody says, "Hey, mon," everybody says, 64 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:32,924 "Hey, mon," back. 65 00:02:32,926 --> 00:02:34,493 Oh, Michael, 66 00:02:34,495 --> 00:02:35,660 I'm glad you're here. 67 00:02:35,662 --> 00:02:37,028 Stanley, you know what? 68 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:38,830 It is really good to see you too. 69 00:02:38,832 --> 00:02:40,732 My bonus check was $100 less 70 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:41,867 than you promised. 71 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,802 Okay, well, payroll is in charge of all of that. 72 00:02:43,804 --> 00:02:44,936 They said I should talk to you. 73 00:02:44,938 --> 00:02:46,771 Well, I am just getting settled in. 74 00:02:46,773 --> 00:02:48,240 So I'm gonna... 75 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:51,076 I am not doin' a lick more work until I get my full bonus check. 76 00:02:51,078 --> 00:02:54,412 You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers. 77 00:02:54,414 --> 00:02:56,681 Mon. 78 00:02:57,917 --> 00:03:00,385 Do you wanna talk about it? 79 00:03:00,387 --> 00:03:01,486 Nope. 80 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:06,591 I still haven't found an apartment yet. 81 00:03:06,593 --> 00:03:08,059 I'm living in a hotel. 82 00:03:08,061 --> 00:03:09,961 Yesterday I saw a "For Rent" sign 83 00:03:09,963 --> 00:03:11,496 down the street from Jim, 84 00:03:11,498 --> 00:03:14,065 and he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea. 85 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:17,035 He said it would be like we were living together. 86 00:03:17,037 --> 00:03:18,937 In different houses. 87 00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:20,305 Two blocks away. 88 00:03:34,488 --> 00:03:36,488 That's all I know so far, but I'm gonna keep practicing. 89 00:03:36,490 --> 00:03:37,490 That's good. 90 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:41,326 You know, I had never been out of the country before now? 91 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:42,360 Oh. 92 00:03:42,362 --> 00:03:44,029 Got to see how Jamaicans live. 93 00:03:44,031 --> 00:03:45,130 It is great, you know. 94 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:46,131 They just relax. 95 00:03:46,133 --> 00:03:47,299 They party all the time. 96 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:49,301 It's kind of an impoverished country. 97 00:03:49,303 --> 00:03:51,169 Yeah. Gosh... 98 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:52,170 Great. 99 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:53,338 You know what, Pam? 100 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:54,839 Make a note. 101 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:58,343 I want us all to start having piña coladas 102 00:03:58,345 --> 00:03:59,544 every day at 3:00. 103 00:03:59,546 --> 00:04:01,012 Well, you can't today. 104 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:02,113 We're doing inventory. 105 00:04:02,115 --> 00:04:03,715 Inventory's at the end of December. 106 00:04:03,717 --> 00:04:05,650 We couldn't do it without you, so we postponed. 107 00:04:05,652 --> 00:04:08,186 Oh... I specifically went on vacation 108 00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:09,321 so I would miss it. 109 00:04:09,323 --> 00:04:11,356 Inventory is boring. 110 00:04:11,358 --> 00:04:13,592 In the islands, they don't make you do stuff, 111 00:04:13,594 --> 00:04:15,694 like take inventory. 112 00:04:15,696 --> 00:04:18,330 Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans? 113 00:04:18,332 --> 00:04:22,133 Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. 114 00:04:22,135 --> 00:04:24,936 I want to bring back a little slice of paradise 115 00:04:24,938 --> 00:04:27,839 to the Dunder-Mifflin warehouse inventory. 116 00:04:27,841 --> 00:04:29,608 So, party planning committee, get on it. 117 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:31,109 By the end of the day? 118 00:04:31,111 --> 00:04:32,777 That's impossible. 119 00:04:32,779 --> 00:04:35,580 The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible." 120 00:04:35,582 --> 00:04:37,182 Yep, it's English. It's impossible. 121 00:04:37,184 --> 00:04:38,617 Michael, there's no way 122 00:04:38,619 --> 00:04:39,784 we can do it in time. 123 00:04:39,786 --> 00:04:41,252 How hard is a luau? 124 00:04:41,254 --> 00:04:44,322 All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, 125 00:04:44,324 --> 00:04:46,758 tiki torches, suckling pig. 126 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,293 Some fire dancers. 127 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:51,963 That's all you need. 128 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:55,033 Come on in. 129 00:04:55,035 --> 00:04:56,635 Settle in. 130 00:04:57,937 --> 00:04:59,871 Settling. 131 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:01,539 Settling. 132 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:03,174 And... settled, good. 133 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:04,342 There is something 134 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:06,411 I would like to show everybody. 135 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,412 See this sign? 136 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:09,881 "No shirt, no shoes, no problem." 137 00:05:09,883 --> 00:05:11,916 This is an attitude 138 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:14,753 I would like all of you to have right here. 139 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:17,489 So what if we have to stay late and do inventory. 140 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,257 No problem. 141 00:05:19,259 --> 00:05:22,460 - Oh, my God. Is that Jan? - What? 142 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:23,662 - Where? - On the left. 143 00:05:23,664 --> 00:05:24,763 Oh, Yeah. 144 00:05:24,765 --> 00:05:26,031 - Oh, my God! - No, no, no, no. 145 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:29,567 No. That's a German woman named Urkel Grue. 146 00:05:29,569 --> 00:05:33,438 Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody 147 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,874 because it could get us both in trouble. 148 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:39,778 So, officially, I did not see her. 149 00:05:41,947 --> 00:05:44,449 But I did see Jan there. 150 00:05:44,451 --> 00:05:47,152 In our room. 151 00:05:47,154 --> 00:05:49,487 At night. 152 00:05:49,489 --> 00:05:51,122 And in the morning. 153 00:05:51,124 --> 00:05:52,691 And that's all I'm gonna say. 154 00:05:54,894 --> 00:05:56,494 Except... 155 00:05:56,496 --> 00:05:58,763 sex. 156 00:05:58,765 --> 00:05:59,931 We had sex. 157 00:06:02,469 --> 00:06:05,236 I had sex with her. 158 00:06:05,238 --> 00:06:06,905 I had sex with Jan. 159 00:06:06,907 --> 00:06:09,674 Hey, dude. Just got back from Jamaica. 160 00:06:09,676 --> 00:06:11,810 Big whoop. I was in Hotlanta. 161 00:06:11,812 --> 00:06:13,712 That whole town is whack. 162 00:06:13,714 --> 00:06:16,047 Yeah, that sounds amazing, but you know what? 163 00:06:16,049 --> 00:06:19,751 The lady, Jan Levinson, wanted to go to Montego Bay. 164 00:06:19,753 --> 00:06:21,820 You took the Ice Queen? 165 00:06:21,822 --> 00:06:23,621 I don't buy it. 166 00:06:23,623 --> 00:06:26,825 Well, I'm looking at a photo right now, 167 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:30,428 and I'm tellin' ya, it could be in Maxim. 168 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:33,131 They wouldn't give you a subscription to Maxim. 169 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,432 - Oh, no? - No 170 00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:35,433 Okay. 171 00:06:35,435 --> 00:06:38,236 Well... 172 00:06:39,272 --> 00:06:41,372 Check this out. 173 00:06:41,374 --> 00:06:45,376 I'm sending you some e-mail. 174 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,779 You got it? 175 00:06:47,781 --> 00:06:50,515 What? No. I got nothin'. 176 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:52,584 Check it again. Hit "refresh." 177 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,620 Yeah, Mike, still nothin'. 178 00:06:55,622 --> 00:06:56,755 Okay, wait a second. 179 00:06:56,757 --> 00:07:03,228 I sent it to you at packer@dunder-mifflin.com 180 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:06,531 Packaging at Dunder-Mifflin... 181 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:07,665 Uh-oh. 182 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:11,803 Wait. I just got it from somebody else. 183 00:07:11,805 --> 00:07:14,239 Wow, this is hot. 184 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:15,774 Damn! 185 00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:17,742 How do I get you out of this picture? 186 00:07:24,850 --> 00:07:26,084 Ahh... 187 00:07:26,086 --> 00:07:27,318 Darryl! 188 00:07:28,454 --> 00:07:30,088 Hey, hi. 189 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,089 Where's Darryl? 190 00:07:31,091 --> 00:07:32,624 He's, uh, in the office. 191 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,759 Okay. Hi. 192 00:07:34,761 --> 00:07:36,895 Hey, man, How's it goin'? 193 00:07:36,897 --> 00:07:38,229 All right. What's up, Mike? 194 00:07:38,231 --> 00:07:40,498 That's great. Okay, um. 195 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,801 So did you get an email from me? 196 00:07:42,803 --> 00:07:44,002 - Yeah. - Okay. 197 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:47,539 Well, that was supposed to go to Packer, 198 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:48,706 not "packaging." 199 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:50,008 Hmm. 200 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:53,444 Did you already forward it to a whole bunch of people? 201 00:07:53,446 --> 00:07:54,512 Uh-huh. 202 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:56,481 Okay. Um... 203 00:07:56,483 --> 00:07:59,784 Well, did you get the second email that I sent, 204 00:07:59,786 --> 00:08:01,586 explaining that the first email was a mistake 205 00:08:01,588 --> 00:08:02,720 and that you should delete it. 206 00:08:02,722 --> 00:08:03,988 Yep. 207 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:05,790 And you sent that out to everyone? 208 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:10,094 Mike, I'm very busy down here. 209 00:08:10,096 --> 00:08:10,995 Yikes. 210 00:08:10,997 --> 00:08:12,931 Already sent it to you, my friend. 211 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:14,065 Fantastic. 212 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:15,099 Boring. 213 00:08:15,101 --> 00:08:17,368 Call me if she rolls over. 214 00:08:18,604 --> 00:08:19,671 Hey. 215 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,839 Hey. 216 00:08:22,074 --> 00:08:23,675 You okay? 217 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:24,677 Yeah. 218 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:29,480 You sure? 219 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:31,883 Yeah. 220 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:33,751 Yes. 221 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:41,159 I'm just in this, like, stupid fight with Karen. 222 00:08:41,161 --> 00:08:42,594 Oh. 223 00:08:45,297 --> 00:08:46,931 You want to talk about it? 224 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,801 Really? 225 00:08:53,372 --> 00:08:56,140 I have a special assignment for you. 226 00:08:56,142 --> 00:08:57,842 Who's the target? 227 00:08:57,844 --> 00:09:02,247 A sensitive email has been released to the office. 228 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:04,549 It contains a file, 229 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:06,818 a picture... 230 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,587 the file name is "Jamaica Jan Sun Princess." 231 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:10,788 What's it of? 232 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:12,056 Not important. 233 00:09:12,058 --> 00:09:13,558 Unless you're willing to tell me everything, 234 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:14,759 I cannot accept this assignment. 235 00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:16,194 - Okay, forget it. - Okay, I accept it. 236 00:09:16,196 --> 00:09:17,462 So, I don't know, 237 00:09:17,464 --> 00:09:19,297 I just feel like we've been dating a month, 238 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:20,598 right? 239 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,634 Same street... I think that might be a little close, 240 00:09:22,636 --> 00:09:23,735 a little bit much. 241 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,604 Hmm. 242 00:09:26,606 --> 00:09:27,972 "Hmm," what? 243 00:09:29,309 --> 00:09:32,777 How far away does she live now, like, ten minutes? 244 00:09:34,146 --> 00:09:36,648 Yeah, I guess. 245 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:39,984 Honestly, I think you should go easy on her. 246 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,688 No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. 247 00:09:43,690 --> 00:09:46,157 That's what friends do. 248 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:49,360 I... help Phyllis all the time. 249 00:09:49,362 --> 00:09:53,464 Just yesterday I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. 250 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:56,834 So... yeah. 251 00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,638 Hey. 252 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,474 Thanks a lot. 253 00:10:03,476 --> 00:10:07,211 Oh, don't worry about it. 254 00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:08,746 I mean, it's better 255 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:11,215 than listening to Michael play a conch shell, 256 00:10:11,217 --> 00:10:13,551 which is what I was doing. 257 00:10:14,787 --> 00:10:17,221 Oh, also, 258 00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:19,757 Michael went to Jamaica with Jan. 259 00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:21,793 Yeah. How have we not talked about this already? 260 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,728 I mean, what happened there? 261 00:10:23,730 --> 00:10:25,697 Kidnapping? 262 00:10:25,699 --> 00:10:28,633 Hey, I need to talk to you. 263 00:10:28,635 --> 00:10:29,867 Not now, not ever. 264 00:10:29,869 --> 00:10:31,202 About you and Jan. 265 00:10:31,204 --> 00:10:32,770 Ah, none of your business. 266 00:10:32,772 --> 00:10:36,007 Well, I wish that were true, but it... it, um... 267 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:37,508 it seems from that photo 268 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:40,211 that you two... you've entered into an intimate relationship. 269 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:41,379 That photo is my personal property. 270 00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:42,580 And if you are telling me 271 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:44,649 that you went on my computer and stole that photo, 272 00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:47,051 then I am going to call the cops. 273 00:10:47,053 --> 00:10:49,554 Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, 274 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:52,490 including my ex-wife, and, well, we don't talk. 275 00:10:52,492 --> 00:10:55,593 Well, then this was probably the ice-breaker you need. 276 00:10:55,595 --> 00:10:56,961 You know, for your own protection, 277 00:10:56,963 --> 00:10:59,831 you should disclose the relationship to H.R. 278 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,166 I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you, 279 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:03,835 skeevy little perv? 280 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,603 All right, if you're having a relationship 281 00:11:05,605 --> 00:11:07,405 with your superior, you must disclose it. 282 00:11:07,407 --> 00:11:08,406 No, no. 283 00:11:08,408 --> 00:11:09,741 No, I am not dating Jan. 284 00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:12,276 She was very clear about that. 285 00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:15,413 Just two like souls having a romantic time 286 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:18,282 in the most romantic place on earth. 287 00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:19,684 Got enough, weirdo? 288 00:11:19,686 --> 00:11:22,186 - All right. Thanks, Michael. - Okay. 289 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:25,256 Okay, we only have 3 hours, people, to plan a whole luau. 290 00:11:25,258 --> 00:11:27,025 And you're not helping. 291 00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:28,793 What are the ingredients of poi? 292 00:11:28,795 --> 00:11:30,895 I called every grocery store in Scranton, 293 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,230 and no one sells whole pigs. 294 00:11:32,232 --> 00:11:33,798 Did you try the petting zoo? 295 00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:39,037 Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. 296 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,405 Just a second. 297 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,639 Michael? 298 00:11:41,641 --> 00:11:43,307 It's Jan on the phone for you. 299 00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:44,842 Oh, no, no, no. 300 00:11:44,844 --> 00:11:46,411 Hang up. Hang up. 301 00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,678 Tell her I'm not here. 302 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,713 Don't. 303 00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:50,381 I've ran out of gas. 304 00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:51,482 Hit a deer. 305 00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:54,752 I hit a deer with my car. 306 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:55,920 Tell her I hit a cat! 307 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,021 Tell her I hit a cat. 308 00:11:57,023 --> 00:11:58,189 He'll call you back. 309 00:11:58,191 --> 00:12:01,325 - Okay. - Great. 310 00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:02,827 Do you think she bought it? 311 00:12:02,829 --> 00:12:03,928 Okay. 312 00:12:04,863 --> 00:12:05,963 Okay. 313 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:12,236 Michael hit a deer? 314 00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:13,738 Michael! 315 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:15,873 Michael, there's an emergency in the warehouse. 316 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:17,141 An accident? Is somebody hurt? 317 00:12:17,143 --> 00:12:20,044 No, it's... involves a photograph. 318 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:24,415 - Oh, God, no! - No, no, no, no. 319 00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:34,692 Mike, you a rock star, man. 320 00:12:34,694 --> 00:12:37,028 You are the man! 321 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,162 Yeah! Well done. 322 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:40,131 All right, okay. 323 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,800 That corporate booty, he likes to hit it! 324 00:12:47,539 --> 00:12:51,042 Hello, hi, attention, everyone. 325 00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:55,279 Um, apparently there is an email circulating around 326 00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:57,648 that contains a very PG-13 rated picture 327 00:12:57,650 --> 00:12:59,317 of me and a woman. 328 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:00,318 Jan. 329 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,453 No, Kevin, a woman! 330 00:13:02,455 --> 00:13:03,688 Maybe Jan, maybe... 331 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:04,856 Urkel Grue. 332 00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:07,158 My point is that if you get it, 333 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,061 I would ask that you just delete it, sight unseen. 334 00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:12,630 Let's be professional, all right? 335 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,802 Hey. 336 00:13:17,804 --> 00:13:18,836 Hey. 337 00:13:18,838 --> 00:13:19,837 What are you doing out here? 338 00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:22,006 Island living, you know. 339 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:24,008 Jan called. 340 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:26,077 She's coming in later to talk to you. 341 00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:27,378 Did she say what it's about? 342 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,213 That's all she said. 343 00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:54,138 Uh, I think you dropped this. 344 00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,076 - You sure? - Definitely. 345 00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:04,015 I have disconnected the office T1 line. 346 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,350 I've ordered that that be taken down. 347 00:14:06,352 --> 00:14:08,619 And I destroyed all print outs from the bathroom. 348 00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:10,588 There were copies in the bathroom? 349 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,623 There were. A lot of them. 350 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,359 All right. 351 00:14:20,966 --> 00:14:22,133 I think I owe you one. 352 00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:23,634 Sorry? 353 00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,136 For talking sense into Halpert. 354 00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:26,938 The Day's Inn room 228 was starting 355 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,239 to get really depressing. 356 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,974 Oh, yeah, no, don't worry about it. 357 00:14:29,976 --> 00:14:32,109 I mean, he was being ridiculous. 358 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:33,311 Yeah. 359 00:14:33,313 --> 00:14:35,213 But thanks, seriously. 360 00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:36,781 Sure. 361 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:44,255 Oh, ho, ho, yes! 362 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,624 Yes! What I tell you? 363 00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:47,858 I knew he'd turn up. 364 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,194 You see that? 365 00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:52,263 This is the greatest night of my life. 366 00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:05,676 Who did this to you? 367 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:07,044 Where is he? 368 00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:09,380 What? 369 00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:11,315 No, it's not... 370 00:15:11,317 --> 00:15:12,717 It's nothing. 371 00:15:22,894 --> 00:15:25,396 It's hot in here. 372 00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:26,397 Yeah. 373 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:28,633 Yeah. 374 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,210 Thanks. 375 00:15:41,546 --> 00:15:43,581 You don't need to stay here. 376 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,750 I know. 377 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:05,503 So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh? 378 00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:31,929 Hello, everyone. 379 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:32,930 Hello, Michael. 380 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,298 Hello. 381 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,533 Hi, Jan. 382 00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:38,202 You look... tan. 383 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:42,206 I was in Scottsdale visiting my sister. 384 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,041 Yeah? 385 00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:46,277 How was it? 386 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,446 Very sunny. 387 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:49,680 Family's important. 388 00:16:49,682 --> 00:16:54,285 Michael, I would like to speak with you in your office. 389 00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:56,854 - Okay, yep. - Please. 390 00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,557 Why am I here, Michael? 391 00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:35,426 Uh... 392 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:37,395 In the last year I've gone through a divorce, 393 00:17:37,397 --> 00:17:42,266 an identity theft, a husband who would not... 394 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:43,401 communicate. 395 00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:44,468 This is neither here nor there. 396 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,103 My psychiatrist thinks that I have 397 00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:47,905 some self-destructive tendencies. 398 00:17:47,907 --> 00:17:50,341 And that for once, I should indulge them. 399 00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:51,642 You following me? 400 00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:54,211 Uh, uh, yes. 401 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:57,314 I think I owe it to myself 402 00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:59,650 to find some kind of happiness. 403 00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:03,421 You know, I mean, even if it means 404 00:18:03,423 --> 00:18:07,525 lowering my expectations or redefining the word itself. 405 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:08,959 Okay, yeah. 406 00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:10,428 This is the thing, you know. 407 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:13,864 I am attracted to you. 408 00:18:13,866 --> 00:18:16,100 I-I don't know why I... 409 00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,036 But I am. 410 00:18:19,038 --> 00:18:22,106 And... I need to follow my instincts. 411 00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:24,675 At least, that's what Dr. Perry thinks. 412 00:18:24,677 --> 00:18:27,044 Who's Dr. Perry? 413 00:18:27,046 --> 00:18:29,480 This is the point, okay? 414 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:30,781 You're wrong for me. 415 00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:32,550 Okay. 416 00:18:32,552 --> 00:18:35,786 In... in every way. 417 00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:38,422 Well, not... 418 00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:42,693 But I still find myself wanting to... 419 00:18:45,197 --> 00:18:48,666 be with you. 420 00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:52,736 And I, to you, 421 00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:55,439 in addition, feel 422 00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:59,877 the same feelings that you are as well. 423 00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:10,354 Good, good. 424 00:19:12,257 --> 00:19:16,494 So, um, thanks for coming by. 425 00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:17,695 So, I, uh... 426 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:18,696 No, good. 427 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:19,697 Okay. 428 00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:21,332 Okay. 429 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,101 Thank you for taking the time. 430 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,736 Well, thanks for coming over, I appre... 431 00:19:25,738 --> 00:19:27,338 Mm. 432 00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:34,411 Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, 433 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,546 and meet me at your condo. 434 00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:39,917 Okay. 435 00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:42,686 Jan. 436 00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:45,656 You complete me. 437 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:52,630 Oh, God. 438 00:19:57,636 --> 00:20:00,004 Hey. 439 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:02,973 Remember when we were planning our honeymoon, 440 00:20:02,975 --> 00:20:05,376 and you wanted to go to Hawaii, 441 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,678 and I wanted to go to Mexico? 442 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,847 Yeah. 443 00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:13,350 I was definitely right. 444 00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:21,091 Oh, brother. 445 00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,060 What am I gonna do? 446 00:20:23,062 --> 00:20:26,497 I'm gonna hang it up at home. 447 00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:28,632 I don't have a lot of art. 448 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:39,645 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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