1 00:00:02,227 --> 00:00:03,410 And it's very exciting. 2 00:00:03,412 --> 00:00:04,532 For your convenience, 3 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,389 I've broken it down into three parts: 4 00:00:06,391 --> 00:00:08,215 professional résumé, 5 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:10,489 athletic and special skills résumé, 6 00:00:10,491 --> 00:00:12,572 and Dwight Schrute trivia. 7 00:00:12,573 --> 00:00:14,621 I am ready to face any challenges 8 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,480 that might be foolish enough to face me. 9 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:17,856 How would I describe myself? 10 00:00:17,858 --> 00:00:19,042 Three words: 11 00:00:19,044 --> 00:00:20,131 Hardworking, 12 00:00:20,132 --> 00:00:21,892 alpha male, 13 00:00:21,894 --> 00:00:24,039 jackhammer. 14 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:25,064 Merciless. 15 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,697 Insatiable. 16 00:00:26,699 --> 00:00:29,324 There's nothing on my horizon except everything. 17 00:00:29,326 --> 00:00:31,470 Everything is on my horizon. 18 00:00:31,472 --> 00:00:33,168 I got this job to make some money 19 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:35,506 while I continue my employment search. 20 00:00:35,508 --> 00:00:36,723 And, uh... 21 00:00:36,725 --> 00:00:38,389 it's fine for the time being. 22 00:00:38,391 --> 00:00:39,478 Oops. 23 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,015 Break's over. 24 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:48,211 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 25 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:50,337 Big Turkey. 26 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:03,726 Is that you singing? 27 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:04,687 All four parts. 28 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,033 Recorded it on my computer. 29 00:01:06,035 --> 00:01:07,570 It took me forever. 30 00:01:16,766 --> 00:01:18,140 You gonna answer it? 31 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,152 I called it myself. 32 00:01:21,154 --> 00:01:22,593 I just thought you'd get a kick 33 00:01:22,595 --> 00:01:23,554 out of the new ring. 34 00:01:23,556 --> 00:01:24,195 Yikes. 35 00:01:24,197 --> 00:01:25,316 Side note: 36 00:01:25,317 --> 00:01:26,341 I'd just like to say I'm thrilled 37 00:01:26,343 --> 00:01:27,591 to be working directly beneath you. 38 00:01:27,593 --> 00:01:29,897 - Oh. - I feel I have a lot to learn from you. 39 00:01:29,899 --> 00:01:32,715 Even though you're younger and have less experience. 40 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,862 So... 41 00:01:34,864 --> 00:01:36,623 here's to the future. 42 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,514 Andy and The Tuna. 43 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:51,742 I miss Dwight. 44 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:55,907 Congratulations, Universe. 45 00:01:55,909 --> 00:01:57,796 You win. 46 00:02:32,231 --> 00:02:34,217 Argh, top won't go up. 47 00:02:35,403 --> 00:02:39,502 Oh, hey hey! Look who's here. 48 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,520 - Hello, hello. - Hi, Michael. 49 00:02:41,522 --> 00:02:44,275 - Welcome back. - Good to see you. 50 00:02:44,276 --> 00:02:47,799 As you know, Oscar is a gay man, 51 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,625 who is also my friend 52 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,802 and he has been on a little bit of a sabbatical... 53 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:52,604 recently. 54 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,301 Seeing the world. Finding himself. 55 00:02:54,303 --> 00:02:56,062 Having lots of fun, no doubt. 56 00:02:56,064 --> 00:02:57,248 What does that mean? 57 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,971 Oooh, check out the new car. 58 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:03,110 German engineering, nice. How many pesos did that set you back? 59 00:03:03,112 --> 00:03:04,551 It's a company lease. 60 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:05,672 From the settlement. 61 00:03:05,674 --> 00:03:07,210 After you kissed me. 62 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:10,028 Well, that's how this company takes care of our employees. 63 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:11,919 When we settle, we settle high. 64 00:03:11,921 --> 00:03:14,610 I have an idea: 65 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:14,994 Rainbow stickers, all over the back windshield. 66 00:03:14,996 --> 00:03:17,428 Shout it from the mountain tops, my friend. 67 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,029 Part of me wants the people in this office 68 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:21,945 to have learned their lesson, and just shut the hell up. 69 00:03:22,907 --> 00:03:24,924 And part of me thinks... 70 00:03:24,926 --> 00:03:26,044 "You know what? Keep talking. 71 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:28,222 I'd really love a home theater." 72 00:03:28,224 --> 00:03:30,497 Yes, Dwight Schrute has left the company... 73 00:03:30,499 --> 00:03:32,131 more personnel turnover. 74 00:03:32,132 --> 00:03:33,508 Cost of doin' business. 75 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,878 Yeah, well, it is a big loss. 76 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,025 Dwight was the top salesman. 77 00:03:38,027 --> 00:03:39,434 Was the top salesman. 78 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,556 I said "was." 79 00:03:40,557 --> 00:03:43,118 Addition by subtraction. 80 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,848 What does that even mean? 81 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,353 That is impossible. 82 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:47,442 Mmm... 83 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,204 Yeah, you're right. 84 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:51,350 But there is some good news. Oscar is back. 85 00:03:51,352 --> 00:03:53,784 Addition by addition. 86 00:03:53,786 --> 00:03:56,411 So we are going to have a big party today 87 00:03:56,413 --> 00:03:58,877 to welcome him back, and hopefully 88 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,736 that'll lift everyone's spirits. 89 00:04:00,738 --> 00:04:03,169 - Hey. - Oscar! 90 00:04:03,171 --> 00:04:04,547 - Pam. - Good to have you back. 91 00:04:04,549 --> 00:04:05,509 Good to be back. 92 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,968 - Welcome back, Oscar. - Thank you. 93 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,569 - Good to be back. - Hey, Oscar. 94 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:11,882 Hey, everyone. 95 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,516 Oh, hello, Oscar. 96 00:04:13,518 --> 00:04:15,053 How was your gay-cation? 97 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,104 That's very funny. 98 00:04:17,106 --> 00:04:19,026 I thought of that, like, 99 00:04:19,028 --> 00:04:21,012 two seconds after you left. 100 00:04:25,529 --> 00:04:27,193 Hi, Angela. 101 00:04:27,195 --> 00:04:29,852 Oscar. 102 00:04:30,815 --> 00:04:31,839 Hey, boss. 103 00:04:31,841 --> 00:04:32,927 Hey, what's up? 104 00:04:32,929 --> 00:04:34,401 Nooothin'. 105 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,084 Enhrrr... hehh. 106 00:04:38,086 --> 00:04:41,864 Man, TGI Wednesday. 107 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,210 - Yeah. - Am I right? 108 00:04:43,212 --> 00:04:44,267 Yep. 109 00:04:44,269 --> 00:04:46,412 Gonna go home, get my beer on, 110 00:04:46,414 --> 00:04:48,976 get my Lost on. 111 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:50,802 What are you doin' later? You want to hang out? 112 00:04:50,804 --> 00:04:52,883 Uh... I don't know. 113 00:04:52,885 --> 00:04:53,941 Maybe. 114 00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:56,119 Well, I'll take that as a "maybe." 115 00:05:02,718 --> 00:05:04,735 - Where you goin'? - Bathroom. 116 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:05,952 Well, I'm going to the kitchen. 117 00:05:05,954 --> 00:05:07,234 I'll walk with you. 118 00:05:12,936 --> 00:05:15,274 Yeah, things are goin' pretty good. 119 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:17,740 Gettin' a lot of face time with the boss. 120 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,641 Oscar? 121 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,620 I have a question. 122 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,471 Would you like to join the Party Planning Committee? 123 00:05:28,473 --> 00:05:29,912 The committee with all the women? 124 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:30,906 Yeah. 125 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:32,027 Because I'm gay? 126 00:05:32,029 --> 00:05:33,596 - No. 127 00:05:33,598 --> 00:05:35,133 No. 128 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,856 Certain events have transpired, 129 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:41,540 and I've thought about certain things. 130 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,821 And I'm sorry for the way 131 00:05:42,823 --> 00:05:45,896 those certain events transpired. 132 00:05:45,898 --> 00:05:48,043 And I would just like to make some changes 133 00:05:48,044 --> 00:05:50,540 about certain things 134 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,335 and certain situations. 135 00:05:52,337 --> 00:05:53,360 - Okay, okay. - And certain accountants. 136 00:05:53,362 --> 00:05:54,321 All right, all right, I'll join. 137 00:05:54,323 --> 00:05:55,282 I'd love to. 138 00:05:55,284 --> 00:05:56,275 That's... 139 00:05:56,276 --> 00:05:57,428 Thank you. 140 00:05:57,429 --> 00:05:58,388 Thank you. 141 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,478 Thank you. 142 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,866 Can I join too? 143 00:06:05,885 --> 00:06:07,133 Never. 144 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:09,407 You sell those two printers this morning? 145 00:06:09,409 --> 00:06:10,625 Nice work. 146 00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:11,682 Child's play. 147 00:06:11,684 --> 00:06:14,212 Give me something hard to sell. 148 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:19,978 Hey, where's Dwight? 149 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,068 You didn't hear? 150 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:23,630 Decapitated. Whole, big thing. 151 00:06:23,632 --> 00:06:25,616 We had a funeral for a bird. 152 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,172 I'm pretty sure none of that's real. 153 00:06:29,174 --> 00:06:31,638 You're not real, man. 154 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:34,296 Wow. 155 00:06:34,298 --> 00:06:35,899 What is wrong with this thing? 156 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:37,212 It looks terrible. 157 00:06:37,214 --> 00:06:38,557 Do you want me to ask the night cleaning crew 158 00:06:38,559 --> 00:06:39,518 if they stopped watering it? 159 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,479 Yeah. 160 00:06:40,481 --> 00:06:41,728 Oh, you know what? 161 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:43,650 Ask them about the toys on my desk too. 162 00:06:43,652 --> 00:06:46,084 They always used to arrange the toys on my desk 163 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:48,423 in a... a very pleasing way. 164 00:06:48,425 --> 00:06:49,736 It used to brighten my morning. 165 00:06:49,738 --> 00:06:51,306 Oh, that wasn't the night crew. 166 00:06:51,308 --> 00:06:52,363 That was Dwight. 167 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:55,598 Really? 168 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,872 That was very nice of him. 169 00:06:57,874 --> 00:07:00,915 We need more attitude like that around this office. 170 00:07:00,917 --> 00:07:02,549 Feel ya, dawg. 171 00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:03,734 Yeah, do you? 172 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:05,336 Absolutely. 173 00:07:05,338 --> 00:07:07,002 What did I say? 174 00:07:08,156 --> 00:07:09,692 You said... 175 00:07:09,694 --> 00:07:11,646 Ruh-duht duh duh-dooh. 176 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:12,671 Huh. 177 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:13,632 Which is, like, 178 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,753 "Right on." 179 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:16,259 Pam was like, "Blah blah blah." 180 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:19,622 And you were like, "Yeah. Psh-sht." 181 00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:21,800 Nailed it. 182 00:07:26,574 --> 00:07:27,854 Oh. 183 00:07:27,856 --> 00:07:29,552 Oh, no. 184 00:07:29,554 --> 00:07:31,506 Love that Andy, right? 185 00:07:31,508 --> 00:07:33,044 Solid fellow? 186 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:34,069 Seems smart enough. 187 00:07:34,071 --> 00:07:36,054 Likes me a lot. 188 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,336 A lot. 189 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:39,097 Too much. 190 00:07:39,099 --> 00:07:42,044 Like a crazy person, a little. 191 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:45,503 Not super crazy, just... 192 00:07:45,505 --> 00:07:47,810 there's something about him that creeps me out. 193 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:49,956 I can't really explain it. 194 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:52,102 He's always up in my bidness, 195 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:55,498 which is Ebonics for "being in my face" 196 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,772 and annoying the bejesus out of me." 197 00:07:57,774 --> 00:08:00,495 I don't understand how someone 198 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:03,121 could have so little self-awareness. 199 00:08:08,952 --> 00:08:10,713 I really have no preference. 200 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:12,187 We don't even have to have a party. 201 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:13,852 No. Hey, hey... 202 00:08:13,854 --> 00:08:14,877 Don't be ridiculous. 203 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:17,152 Of course we are going to have a party, 204 00:08:17,154 --> 00:08:19,009 a celebration of Oscar. 205 00:08:19,011 --> 00:08:20,162 Oscar night. 206 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,180 And I want it to be Oscar-specific. 207 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:23,237 - Michael, I... - No, no. 208 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:25,063 I mean, not... not because you're gay. 209 00:08:25,065 --> 00:08:26,249 Your gayness 210 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:27,690 - does not define you. - Okay. 211 00:08:27,692 --> 00:08:30,925 Your Mexican-ness is what defines you to me. 212 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,385 And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. 213 00:08:34,387 --> 00:08:36,050 So... Phyllis, 214 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:39,702 I want you to go find firecrackers... 215 00:08:39,704 --> 00:08:41,080 and a Chihuahua. 216 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:44,219 Pam, in the frozen food section, 217 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:46,044 Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga. 218 00:08:46,046 --> 00:08:47,806 Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey 219 00:08:47,808 --> 00:08:49,888 into the office, like Pepe? 220 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:51,330 Ah... a burro. Of course. 221 00:08:51,332 --> 00:08:54,212 If Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one. 222 00:08:56,712 --> 00:08:57,992 Need any help? 223 00:08:57,994 --> 00:09:00,395 Oh, no thank you. 224 00:09:00,397 --> 00:09:02,284 I'm... I'm just looking. 225 00:09:02,286 --> 00:09:03,341 Great. 226 00:09:07,058 --> 00:09:09,459 I will literally be standing right here 227 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,670 if you need anything at all. 228 00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:16,027 Okay. 229 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,247 I think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. 230 00:09:21,249 --> 00:09:23,971 Oh, oh, oh, got my rod here. 231 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:26,116 Whizzzzzz... 232 00:09:26,118 --> 00:09:27,173 Bloop. 233 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:29,896 Click, click. 234 00:09:29,898 --> 00:09:31,530 Click, click, click. 235 00:09:31,532 --> 00:09:32,876 Click, click. 236 00:09:32,877 --> 00:09:34,060 Click, click, click, click. 237 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:35,246 Click, click, click, click. 238 00:09:35,248 --> 00:09:36,238 Click, click, click... Argh! 239 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,487 Oop! Oh. 240 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,121 I got one. I got one. 241 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,178 Eeh! 242 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:43,413 Hey. 243 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:45,112 - Hey. - Hey. 244 00:09:45,114 --> 00:09:48,956 So, Andy is in rare form today. 245 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:51,645 Yeah, you should not encourage him. 246 00:09:51,647 --> 00:09:53,023 Encourage him? 247 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,009 I'm the victim, okay? 248 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,323 He's fishing for me. 249 00:09:56,324 --> 00:09:57,540 We've got to do something. 250 00:09:57,542 --> 00:10:00,294 Look, I've got, like, 15 new clients 251 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:01,415 that I've inherited from Dwight, 252 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,049 and each file is password protected 253 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:04,363 with a different mythical creature, 254 00:10:04,364 --> 00:10:06,701 so... I'm sorry. 255 00:10:06,703 --> 00:10:08,847 I can't. 256 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,545 Fine. 257 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:12,050 Party pooper. 258 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,887 Oop! Ooh. Rah! 259 00:10:16,889 --> 00:10:18,072 Unh! 260 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:19,065 Ooh! 261 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,795 Ah! Whoa! 262 00:10:20,797 --> 00:10:22,845 Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? 263 00:10:22,847 --> 00:10:24,255 Marv something? 264 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,216 Floppin' around! 265 00:10:25,218 --> 00:10:26,336 Andy is like Marv something. 266 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:28,291 Great sportscaster... 267 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:30,500 big, weirdo creep. 268 00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:32,999 185 pounder. Check it out. 269 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:35,466 Whew! Ahh! 270 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:43,026 - Hey, Ryan? - What? 271 00:10:43,028 --> 00:10:44,755 Do you wanna pull a prank on Andy? 272 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:49,175 Not right now, but ask me again 10 years ago. 273 00:10:51,386 --> 00:10:53,084 I liked you better as the temp. 274 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,749 Me too. 275 00:10:56,191 --> 00:10:58,112 Hey, guys. 276 00:10:58,114 --> 00:10:59,490 How's the workload 277 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,212 on all of Dwight's old accounts? 278 00:11:02,214 --> 00:11:03,109 Handling it okay? 279 00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:05,512 Sort of. He had a lot of clients. 280 00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:07,305 Yes, he did. 281 00:11:07,307 --> 00:11:08,907 Have any of you 282 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:10,220 talked to Dwight? 283 00:11:10,222 --> 00:11:11,246 Oh, sure. 284 00:11:11,248 --> 00:11:12,687 We talk all the time. 285 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,352 - Really? - No. 286 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:15,505 Don't... don't do that. 287 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:16,851 That's not nice. 288 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:18,484 What about you, Phyllis? 289 00:11:18,486 --> 00:11:19,990 You and Dwight were close. 290 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:22,232 No. Sorry. 291 00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:23,514 Dwight had a big personality, 292 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,532 and I have a big personality. 293 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:26,749 And a lot of times 294 00:11:26,751 --> 00:11:28,510 when two people like that get together, 295 00:11:28,512 --> 00:11:30,465 it can be explosive. 296 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:33,027 Really comin' down out there. 297 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:35,013 Commute's gonna be hell. 298 00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:37,255 I have snow tires and chains. 299 00:11:37,257 --> 00:11:40,298 Plus exceptional eye-hand coordination. 300 00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:45,039 So, um, where were you workin' before this? 301 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,673 Dunder-Mifflin. 302 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,595 What kind of company is that? 303 00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:51,606 Paper company. 304 00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:54,296 They're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area. 305 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,012 - I never heard of 'em. - Whoa. 306 00:11:58,014 --> 00:12:00,222 Really? Have you heard of paper? 307 00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:03,265 It's gonna be like that, huh? 308 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:06,020 I don't like him, his giant head, 309 00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:07,910 or his beady little eyes. 310 00:12:07,912 --> 00:12:09,928 That's all I got to say on the matter. 311 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,824 Would you like to pull a prank on Andy? 312 00:12:33,826 --> 00:12:35,810 I'm kind of in the middle of... Yes, please. 313 00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:36,931 Okay, good. 314 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,180 Stay right here. 315 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,387 - Oh. - Sorry about that. 316 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,796 Good move, Tuna. 317 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:48,206 Nice one. 318 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,691 Are there any messages? 319 00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:53,748 Nope. 320 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,709 So weird. 321 00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:55,926 Hmm. 322 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,650 Nice to have Oscar back. 323 00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:08,707 Yeah. 324 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:48,298 So how much do you love Lance Bass now? 325 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,028 I don't know who that is. 326 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,662 You don't know who Lance Bass is? 327 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,776 He's only one of the five best singers ever, 328 00:13:53,778 --> 00:13:55,762 and, gay. 329 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:57,459 I've never heard of him. 330 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,790 Oscar, you really need to learn more about your culture. 331 00:14:14,982 --> 00:14:17,255 I'm not fine. 332 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,555 And no, I don't want to talk about it. 333 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:23,053 - All right. - Okay, fine. 334 00:14:23,055 --> 00:14:25,775 What do you think of Andy? 335 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,409 Uhm... 336 00:14:27,411 --> 00:14:30,932 Because on paper, Andy and I should be best buds. 337 00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:33,752 We even have the same Top Ten All-Time Favorite Movie list, 338 00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:36,346 down to the number. 339 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:38,716 Andy's a "Yes-man." 340 00:14:38,718 --> 00:14:39,837 Not all the time. 341 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,432 Sometimes I'll say I don't like something, 342 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,419 he says he doesn't like it, either. 343 00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:47,365 Right. 344 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,672 He'll always agree with whatever you say. 345 00:14:49,674 --> 00:14:52,138 He did the same thing with Josh in Stamford. 346 00:14:54,349 --> 00:14:57,295 If he did that with Josh, he could be doing that with me. 347 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:02,068 When I was five years old, I had these Spiderman pajamas. 348 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,791 And one night, my mom was tucking me in, 349 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:09,916 and she tried to give me a raspberry on my tummy. 350 00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,678 You know... pff-f-ft... 351 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,465 and, uh, I tried to crawl away, 352 00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:16,258 and what happened was, 353 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:19,910 her eyes were closed, and she grabbed me... 354 00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:22,536 and she kissed me 355 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:25,003 on my butt. 356 00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:27,885 And it was just the worst. 357 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:33,843 So I know what it's like to have your butt kissed. 358 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,502 Literally. 359 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:39,642 And it-it-it's terrible. 360 00:15:39,644 --> 00:15:42,589 And it better not be what Andy is doing. 361 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:57,579 Um... Large Tuna. 362 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,366 Have you seen my cell phone device? 363 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,435 'Cause someone is calling right now. 364 00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:05,459 There is a call. 365 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,280 Angela? 366 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,117 Is everything okay? 367 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,872 No. 368 00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:35,953 I miss him. 369 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,203 Dwight? 370 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,797 No. John Denver. 371 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,879 Okay. That's a good talk. 372 00:16:41,881 --> 00:16:44,923 Wait, I'm sorry. 373 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:47,389 He's gone because of me. 374 00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:50,240 I told him I would be upset if people knew about us, 375 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,155 so he didn't have an alibi for Michael. 376 00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:55,493 I denied him. 377 00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:58,505 I still think there's a way you can explain it to Michael. 378 00:16:58,507 --> 00:16:59,850 Somehow. 379 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,860 Pam, I am not like you. 380 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,134 Walking around in your provocative outfits, 381 00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:09,011 saying whatever thought pops in your head 382 00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:11,477 Yeah... that's me. 383 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,699 Thank you. This was helpful. 384 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:29,992 What are you talkin' about? 385 00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:32,330 Where is my freaking phone? 386 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,366 You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling. 387 00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:39,089 You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling. 388 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,862 I don't trust you, Phyllis. 389 00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:50,620 Michael? 390 00:17:50,622 --> 00:17:51,677 Yes? 391 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,824 Never mind, you're busy. I'll come back tomorrow. 392 00:17:53,826 --> 00:17:55,713 No, what is it? 393 00:17:55,715 --> 00:17:56,738 I... 394 00:17:59,398 --> 00:18:02,120 I just... 395 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,753 that Dwight was late that morning 396 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:05,131 because he had to drive to New York 397 00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:08,109 to drop off the correlated tax forms that I forgot to send. 398 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:13,491 Though to be fair, Kevin never reminded me. 399 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:17,303 Why would Dwight do that for you? 400 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,346 I think I know why. 401 00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:25,823 Because Dwight would do that for anyone here. 402 00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:30,212 Because Dwight loves this company, that's why. 403 00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:32,838 Do you think that anyone else out there 404 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,536 would have driven to corporate for you? 405 00:18:34,538 --> 00:18:36,266 None of them... 406 00:18:37,453 --> 00:18:38,989 especially not Andy. 407 00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:58,016 Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. 408 00:18:58,018 --> 00:18:59,649 Make sure this party gets rolling, 409 00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:00,835 and I will be back shortly. 410 00:19:00,836 --> 00:19:01,923 Hey-oh. 411 00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:02,980 Where are you going? Do you want me to come with? 412 00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:04,166 Um... 413 00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,254 Just listen. 414 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:07,914 I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday: 415 00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:10,540 you, me, bar, beers, buzzed... 416 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,334 wings, shots, drunk. 417 00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:14,320 Waitresses hot. 418 00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:17,619 Football... Cornell/Hofstra: slaughter. 419 00:19:17,621 --> 00:19:19,958 Then quick nap at my place, and we hit the tiz-own. 420 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,983 No. 421 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,064 I don't want to do any of that. 422 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,314 Duh. 423 00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:26,108 Which is why I was joking about doing it. 424 00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:27,613 No, just stop. Stop. 425 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:30,016 You're going to drive me crazy. 426 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:34,340 Fine, I'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet. 427 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,807 Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. 428 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:45,935 And I'm also sorry 429 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,857 that a lot of people here 430 00:19:47,859 --> 00:19:49,812 for some reason think it's funny 431 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,830 to steal someone's personal property 432 00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:52,854 and hide it from him. 433 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,930 Here's a little news flash. 434 00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,339 It's not funny! 435 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,862 In fact, it's pretty freakin' unfunny! 436 00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:05,571 Oh, my God! 437 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:06,916 Ow! 438 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,334 That was an overreaction. 439 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:20,306 Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? 440 00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:21,170 Pam, you good? 441 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:22,452 Yeah. 442 00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,477 Sure? Okay. 443 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,435 I made a mess. 444 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,677 I forced Dwight to resign prematurely, 445 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:33,983 and I replace him with Andy, 446 00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:37,892 who loves this place so much, he punched a hole in it. 447 00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,101 It's a mess. A big mess. 448 00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,280 And it's weird, because this is not like me. 449 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:46,796 I am usually the guy they call in to clean up the mess. 450 00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:53,427 Well, I guess today, I am going to have to call in myself. 451 00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:01,403 Eh. 452 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,788 Dwight. 453 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,582 Dwight! 454 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,216 I'm sorry. 455 00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:18,764 No, that question is meaningless. 456 00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:20,270 Just go with the copy paper. 457 00:21:20,272 --> 00:21:21,647 It's your funeral. 458 00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,217 See how that works out for you. 459 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,157 Hey. 460 00:21:28,984 --> 00:21:29,944 Hey. 461 00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:31,128 What's up? 462 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,588 Same old. 463 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,976 Um... 464 00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:46,472 It takes a big man to admit his mistake. 465 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,907 And I am that big man. 466 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,077 Angela from accounting told me what you did. 467 00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:53,455 Oh, my God, she told you? 468 00:21:53,457 --> 00:21:54,672 Yes, she did. 469 00:21:54,674 --> 00:21:56,530 And, Dwight... 470 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,925 if you were willing to do something like that 471 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,039 for some random co-worker, 472 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:08,061 then clearly I misjudged you from the beginning... 473 00:22:08,063 --> 00:22:10,432 and I apologize. 474 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,236 Accepted. 475 00:22:19,306 --> 00:22:21,290 How's this place treating you? 476 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:23,597 The boss isn't funny. 477 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:24,590 Ooh, well. 478 00:22:24,592 --> 00:22:25,711 I don't get to wear my ties. 479 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:26,672 No. 480 00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:27,665 I'm sure. 481 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,658 So? 482 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,292 So maybe you should come back. 483 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,559 You should come back. 484 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,256 Please. 485 00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:38,460 I don't want to do your laundry anymore. 486 00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:41,983 We can talk about that. 487 00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:49,222 All right. 488 00:23:00,116 --> 00:23:01,427 Oh, my God. 489 00:23:01,429 --> 00:23:03,317 That's half-inch drywall. 490 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:05,142 I think we broke his brain. 491 00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:09,531 It's not freakin' funny. 492 00:23:11,422 --> 00:23:13,599 Are you enjoying your fiesta? 493 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:14,880 Actually, yeah. 494 00:23:14,882 --> 00:23:16,963 I didn't think I would, but turns 495 00:23:16,964 --> 00:23:18,372 out it's great. 496 00:23:18,374 --> 00:23:19,813 Ladies and gentlemen! 497 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,255 May I present... 498 00:23:21,257 --> 00:23:22,439 Mr. Dwight Schrute! 499 00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:23,689 - Yay. - Yay. 500 00:23:28,078 --> 00:23:29,455 Welcome back. 501 00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:31,409 Thank you. 502 00:23:34,261 --> 00:23:36,534 Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. 503 00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:37,975 You're gonna break it. 504 00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:41,114 Not bad, huh? 505 00:23:41,116 --> 00:23:42,652 You did this for me? 506 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:46,624 Guilty. 507 00:23:54,312 --> 00:23:56,202 Where'd you get this stuff? 508 00:23:56,204 --> 00:23:57,419 Gerdy's. 509 00:23:57,421 --> 00:23:58,796 Which aisle? 510 00:23:58,798 --> 00:24:00,045 I don't remember. 511 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,351 Well, draw me a map, mama. 512 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,330 Pam. 513 00:24:05,332 --> 00:24:07,252 I will shake mine, and then you will- 514 00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:09,238 No, I will not. 515 00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:16,542 My God... 516 00:24:18,305 --> 00:24:20,834 So does this remind you of your childhood, or anything? 517 00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:25,351 It reminds me a lot of The Three Amigos, 518 00:24:25,353 --> 00:24:27,849 with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase. 519 00:24:27,851 --> 00:24:29,739 Wow. Thank you. 520 00:24:30,509 --> 00:24:33,135 Wow, that's... Thanks so much. 521 00:24:40,471 --> 00:24:41,494 Hey. 522 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:50,399 Do you still have feelings for her? 523 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,607 Yes. 524 00:25:12,439 --> 00:25:16,762 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale. 525 00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:18,972 Sir, would you do the honor? 526 00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:21,375 Oh, man. 527 00:25:23,169 --> 00:25:24,738 No, no, no. 528 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,340 I don't need it. 529 00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:29,031 Get out! 530 00:25:31,915 --> 00:25:34,636 It takes a big man to admit his mistake, 531 00:25:34,638 --> 00:25:36,942 and that's what I did. 532 00:25:36,944 --> 00:25:39,185 The important thing is... 533 00:25:39,187 --> 00:25:41,363 I learned something. 534 00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,565 I don't want somebody sucking up to me 535 00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:47,289 because they think I am going to help their career. 536 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:51,133 I want them sucking up to me 537 00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:55,425 because they genuinely love me. 538 00:25:55,427 --> 00:25:56,930 Hmm. 539 00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:00,165 So Michael had a little chat with corporate, 540 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:04,137 and they decided to send me to management training. 541 00:26:04,139 --> 00:26:07,276 Anger management, technically, but still... 542 00:26:07,278 --> 00:26:09,583 management material. 543 00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:11,761 This whole thing is supposed to take ten weeks, 544 00:26:11,763 --> 00:26:13,042 I expect to be done in five. 545 00:26:13,044 --> 00:26:15,541 Name repetition, personality mirroring, 546 00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:19,737 and positive reinforcement through nods and smiles. 547 00:26:19,739 --> 00:26:21,723 So, don't worry about old Andy Bernard, 548 00:26:21,725 --> 00:26:23,228 I'll be back. 549 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,254 Just like Rambo. 550 00:26:24,256 --> 00:26:26,047 - Oh, hi, you must be Andy. - Oh, hi. 551 00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:28,963 Yes, I am, and you must be Marcy. 552 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:30,276 That's right. It's so good to meet you. 553 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:32,390 - It's so good to meet you. - Thanks. 554 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:35,016 - Well, ready to have some fun? - Yeah. 555 00:26:35,952 --> 00:26:45,552 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/zxez Help other users to choose the best subtitles