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Can you confirm
that the straps are tight?

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Yes.

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But this one's a little...

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And now the chains!

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A lot of people think
that magic camp

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is just for kids.

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And that's why so many

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other people
in my class were kids.

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Self-fulfilling prophecy.

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It's, um, really for anybody

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with a dream,
and a belief in magic,

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and a little extra time
after school.

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Magic, magic, magic, magic...

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And now, Michael the Magic

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will attempt to escape
from extreme bondage.

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Can he do it?

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I don't see how he can.

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I know how.

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He'd dislocate his shoulder
and slip his arm out.

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No! No.

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Everyone now count down with me.

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Three!
Sorry.

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Sorry, quickly.

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So is it true
that if you can't get out,

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you don't want anyone
to help you?

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I will get out.

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Oh, yes, I will.

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So we shouldn't help you,
no matter how much

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you might beg and plead.

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No, all right, just...
this is getting hot.

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So let's just do this,
okay, ready?

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Three!

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Two.

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One!

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Go!

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Mm-hmm.

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Aah!

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Is everything okay, Michael?

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Yes.

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I cannot tell you
how I plan to escape.

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Other than by using magic.

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That is the magician's code.

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Help.

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Separately,
on an unrelated note,

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if you happen to find
a small brass key...

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All right, ready?

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Come on, guys,
early worm gets the worm.

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Another worm?

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Like, are they friends?

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It's early bird gets the worm.

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Okay.

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Pam, would you smell my breath?

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No. No.

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Let me smell.

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Good, not great.

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Michael, you go to parties
all the time.

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Why is tonight so special?

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Well, tonight is so special
because my boss's boss's boss,

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the CFO, not his initials,
common mistake,

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is having a little shindig
for all the managers

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in the company, and Jan and I
are going as a couple.

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For the first time.

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So it's kind of
our coming out party.

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Really.

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And that is why tonight
is so special.

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Jimbo, last chance carpool.

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Oh, no thanks, I think
Karen and I'll take my car.

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Sure? Might be a good idea.

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If we all went together
we could save some gas.

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Have fun. Long trip!
Thanks.

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Play some games?
Oh.

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Um... no, we're good.

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I Spy.
Yeah.

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Why don't I wanna go?

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Didn't expect to need a reason,

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so let me think here.

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Um...

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I don't know
any of these people.

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It's an obligation.

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I don't like talking paper
in my free time.

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Or in my work time.

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And... did I use
the word "pointless?"

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Thanks for inviting me along.

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Oh, sure.

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Really didn't give it
any thought.

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Wait, should you be going?

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Hey-wo, you!

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Michael?
Hey, buttercup.

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I am on my way,
should be there in about 15...

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Let's just blow this party off.

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That's what she said.
Yeah.

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Am I on speaker phone?

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Ah, yes you are.

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Is anybody else...
Hello, Jan!

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Hi, Dwight.

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Okay, Michael,
take me off speakerphone.

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No le problem.

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Okay, let's just go
to a motel...

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Okay!

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And, like, rip into each other

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like we did
on that black sand beach

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in Jamaica.

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Hey, Jan?

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Jan, this party is actually
a very big step for us.

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So I...
Still on speaker?

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Um... I don't know.

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Are cameras there?

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Maybe.

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All right, see you soon.

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Okay.
Talk to you later, Jan!

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All right, bye.

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Hey, Michael left early,

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so a bunch of us
are gonna go to Poor Richard's

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for happy hour, you should come.

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I can't.

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My brother just unloaded
the Jet Skis

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and he kinda took a bath, so...

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We're gonna go get hammered.

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Okay, well, we're going
to a bar.

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Hey.

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You have to come
to stuff with me.

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I'm serious.

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If you're gonna be my boyfriend,

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you have to do boyfriend things.

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Okay.

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I have decided that
I'm going to be more honest.

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I'm gonna start telling people
what I want directly.

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So look out world,
'cause ol' Pamie

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is getting what she wants.

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And don't call me Pamie.

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Beauty.

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Thank you, sir.

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Ensalada.
Thank you.

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You're dressed
exactly like the servants.

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Shut up.

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Okay, change shirts with me.

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What?
Give me your shirt.

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No, but yours won't fit me.

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I don't care.

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This is stupid.

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Ah... wow.

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Here.

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Don't let my jacket...

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Don't give me that.

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That would have been
really embarrassing.

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Yes.

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Crisis averted.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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That duck is so cute.

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Hey, Pam.

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Oscar.
Angela.

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Uh, hi!

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Actually, it's polite
to arrive early.

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And smart.

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Only really good friends
show up early.

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Ergo de facto,
go to a party early,

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become a really good friend.

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Oh! Uh, potato salad.

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Oh.
That's from both of us.

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No, it's not.

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It's my bowl.
Wonderful.

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Let's, uh, see
where we can put this.

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Okay.

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Oh, you know what,
you probably wanna leave

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the cover on
until the guests get here.

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It's been sitting
in my car all day.

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Sun beating down
on the mayonnaise...

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Just... you never know.

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Kevin, you and Stacey
set a date yet?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God, when is it?

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It's complicated.

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I would appreciate
some space on this.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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You made it.

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Yeah, you said
it was important, so...

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It is.

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How's it going?

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What's up, Pam?
Hey, Kenny.

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Sorry about the Jet Skis.

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You guys all want
a round? On me?

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Yeah!

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Let's get you a drink.

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Thanks, man.
I'm thirsty.

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No, thank you, Roy, I...

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You should get a round, Ryan.

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Oh, you know that line
on the top of the shrimp?

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That's feces.

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Whatcha looking for?

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Did you bring dip?

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I'm sure that it's catered.

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I need you
to sign these, Michael.

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That's a waiver
of some of your rights.

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You should read it carefully.

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It releases the company
in the event

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that our relationship
in your opinion,

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or in reality,
interferes with work.

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You get a copy, I get a copy,
and a third copy goes to HR.

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Awesome.

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I'm gonna frame mine.

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I could frame yours too.

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You realize this is...
this is a legal document

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that says you can't sue
the company?

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Over our love.

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I've... never told you
that I love you.

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You don't have to, Jan.

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This contract says it all.

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I am taking a calculated risk.

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What's the upside?

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I overcome my nausea,
fall deeply in love,

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babies, normalcy,
no more self-loathing.

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Downside, I, uh,
date Michael Scott publicly

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and collapse into myself
like a dying star.

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What's this over the I?

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It's a heart.

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Why is this so hard?

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That's what she said.

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Oh, my God.
What am I saying?

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I love this woman!

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Oh, no, Michael,
please, Michael, please.

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Do you ever watch
Battlestar Galactica?

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00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:09,935
No.
No?

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Then you're an idiot.

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Hello, Michael.

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Rachel, boy,
do you clean up good.

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Place looks great
with all the lights on.

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And everything
actually looks bigger

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with people in it, weird.

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Jan, glad you could make it.

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Oh, of course, of course, David.

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Do you remember, uh,
Michael Scott?

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Of course I do.
From Scranton branch.

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How are you, Michael?

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Jan and I are lovers.

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That feels so good
to finally say that out loud.

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David, can I, um,
speak to you privately

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for just a moment, please?

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Excuse me.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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No. Actually, one of these
is supposed to be a light.

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Oh, sorry.

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So the merger goes smoothly,
or...

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It did.
"Like butter."

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00:10:01,774 --> 00:10:03,409
Mike Myers, SNL.

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00:10:03,411 --> 00:10:05,011
You should ask Karen,
she was one of them.

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00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:06,481
Yeah, I'm the only one left.

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00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:09,053
Everybody else
was either fired or quit.

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00:10:09,055 --> 00:10:10,790
And there's one
in anger management.

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00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,827
Yeah, but you're great now,
right?

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We're all great.

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00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,501
Aren't we great?

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00:10:16,503 --> 00:10:18,004
We're good.

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Michael, st...
please stop that, okay?

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Uh, can I get anyone anything?

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00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,049
I could go
for an appe-tease-er, yep.

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00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:25,786
Martini, please.
Bagel bites or something.

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00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:27,690
Rachel, your house is beautiful.

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00:10:27,692 --> 00:10:28,692
Oh, thank you.

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What's the square footage?

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00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,398
Wow.

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Uh, about 5,000.

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Does that include the garage?

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Dwight, that's not appropriate.

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I don't know.
It's a common question.

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David, how much
did this house cost?

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These old colonials
are great... when they're sound.

271
00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:48,331
I'd love to, uh,
take a look around.

272
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,101
I'll show you around, sure.

273
00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:51,805
Cool, let's start
with the banisters.

274
00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:53,542
Hey.

275
00:10:53,544 --> 00:10:55,513
Do you see that guy behind you

276
00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:58,217
in the blue blazer
against the wall?

277
00:10:58,219 --> 00:10:59,454
Mm, yup.

278
00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:01,090
That's Drake.

279
00:11:01,092 --> 00:11:03,194
And just so you know,
I don't wanna be weird

280
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,401
or anything, but, um,
we used to date.

281
00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:08,071
Oh.

282
00:11:08,073 --> 00:11:09,874
Okay, cool.
Thanks for telling me that.

283
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,310
And it didn't end well.

284
00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:13,882
Gotcha.

285
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,920
All right.

286
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,832
This was a gift...

287
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:24,437
from Lee lacocca.

288
00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:27,142
20-year-old,
single malt Scotch.

289
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,916
Here is to Mr. Iacocca
and his failed experiment,

290
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:33,020
the DeLorean.

291
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,264
Are you okay?

292
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:39,366
Yeah!

293
00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:40,469
Do you have any ice?

294
00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:43,509
Sure.

295
00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:45,011
How about some Splenda?

296
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:49,186
1, 2, 3, up chickens!

297
00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:50,990
Down chickens!

298
00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:51,992
Uh, I think I heard
the quarter over here.

299
00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:53,094
Where?
On this side.

300
00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:55,466
No, it is definitely
under one of these hands.

301
00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:56,735
I kind of heard it
on Roy's side too.

302
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,505
No, it is here.

303
00:11:58,507 --> 00:11:59,908
Not here.

304
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,411
Not here. Not here.

305
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,147
Not here.

306
00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:04,751
Good thing you didn't listen
to me.

307
00:12:04,753 --> 00:12:05,886
Yeah, close one.

308
00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:08,959
Not here. Not here.

309
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,563
Okay, it's either here or here.

310
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,975
Not here.

311
00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:19,614
Yes!

312
00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:20,649
Nice job.

313
00:12:20,651 --> 00:12:22,453
I can read you like a book.

314
00:12:22,455 --> 00:12:23,488
Oh, yeah?

315
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,791
You can't keep anything from me.

316
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,930
Bottom's up.

317
00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:29,801
Hey, Creed.
Hey.

318
00:12:29,803 --> 00:12:30,803
What's up, Creed?

319
00:12:30,805 --> 00:12:31,872
What are you guys up to?

320
00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:33,942
Ah, hello.

321
00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:35,379
You're the man, buddy.

322
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:38,652
I run a small fake ID company
from my car

323
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,789
with a laminating machine
that I swiped

324
00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,359
from the sheriff's station.

325
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,200
Huh, yeah.

326
00:12:46,202 --> 00:12:48,337
These studs
are way too far apart.

327
00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,580
What's in here?

328
00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:53,982
Ah, it's a guest room.

329
00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:56,388
Just the one window?

330
00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,725
Oh, I must get that.

331
00:12:58,727 --> 00:12:59,894
You'll have to excuse me.

332
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,096
Are those real pearls?

333
00:13:01,098 --> 00:13:02,299
Uh, yes.

334
00:13:02,301 --> 00:13:03,535
They're...

335
00:13:05,307 --> 00:13:08,946
Yes.

336
00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:14,824
Good.

337
00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,628
Well, it was nice
meeting you guys.

338
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,434
Take care.

339
00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,938
Well, if you're wondering why
his wife was staring daggers

340
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,642
at me, it's because
I kinda saw him

341
00:13:23,644 --> 00:13:25,144
for a little bit
when they were separated.

342
00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:26,948
Oh.

343
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,250
Didn't notice.

344
00:13:28,252 --> 00:13:30,321
Really? I thought
it was so obvious.

345
00:13:30,323 --> 00:13:32,393
I'm glad it didn't make you
uncomfortable.

346
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,996
No, it was before I knew you,

347
00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:35,632
so... it's fine.

348
00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:38,638
Wow, this one really smells
like vanilla.

349
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,640
Mm.
Check that out.

350
00:13:39,642 --> 00:13:40,642
That's nice.

351
00:13:40,644 --> 00:13:42,913
You and the Mrs.
Should join us

352
00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:45,452
at Sandals Jamaica
next Christmas.

353
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:48,290
I... Michael, I think
David probably wants

354
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:49,961
to spend Christmas here
with his family.

355
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,096
Oh, yeah.

356
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,100
They don't allow kids
at Sandals.

357
00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,939
They are... are
persona non grata.

358
00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:57,242
Please stop.

359
00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:58,945
They're... uh,
but it's fun.

360
00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:00,214
It is an awesome place.

361
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:02,152
You would not believe
how low this girl can limbo.

362
00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:03,922
David, I'm sorry.

363
00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:05,124
You're just gonna
have to excuse us

364
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:06,694
for just a couple minutes,
sorry.

365
00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:08,164
Okay, okay.

366
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,534
Excuse me.

367
00:14:09,536 --> 00:14:10,936
What's going on?

368
00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:12,205
What is it?

369
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:13,274
Sorry.

370
00:14:13,276 --> 00:14:16,381
What... what's the matter?

371
00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:18,718
What's...
Come here.

372
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,526
Just... just... just... just...

373
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:27,503
What are you doing?

374
00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:29,072
Don't you know what I'm doing?

375
00:14:29,074 --> 00:14:31,210
Yes, but you could tell me.

376
00:14:31,212 --> 00:14:33,347
What are... what is that?

377
00:14:33,349 --> 00:14:35,419
Why are you... why are we going
in the bathroom?

378
00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:37,456
I thought this is where
you liked your privacy.

379
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,525
Shut up.

380
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,421
What has gotten into you?

381
00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:54,790
No, no, no, no!
What?

382
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,193
Come on, let's go back
to the party.

383
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,897
Come on, wait,
let me just do my dress.

384
00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,834
Don't take that... no!
Stop it! Stop it.

385
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:02,005
Jan, no, no, no!
Michael!

386
00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:04,042
No means please don't.

387
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:05,479
Slam me up against the wall,
right here.

388
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,215
I'm not gonna slam you
up against anything.

389
00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:08,919
Oh, please, I want you so...
You're acting inappropriate.

390
00:15:08,921 --> 00:15:10,889
I'm acting inappropriate?
Jan... yeah.

391
00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,292
Forget it, get away from me.

392
00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:19,574
Here.

393
00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:20,709
Hey.

394
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,878
Where have you been all night?

395
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,314
I was looking forward
to hanging out with you.

396
00:15:23,316 --> 00:15:24,984
I was...

397
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:28,023
Hey, don't you have a daughter?

398
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,896
Yes.

399
00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:39,380
Oh, good, you're up.

400
00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:40,616
Hey, who makes' this chair?

401
00:15:40,618 --> 00:15:43,254
I don't know,
it was here when I was born.

402
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,993
Hmm.
I want one.

403
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,997
Really good, solid construction.

404
00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,000
It's comfortable.

405
00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:51,838
What is this? Oak?

406
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,242
I don't know.

407
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,514
What do you know?

408
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,268
God, I hate these parties.

409
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,807
You wanna sneak out back
and shoot some hoops?

410
00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,585
Meet me outside in two minutes.

411
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:19,326
You stay here and have fun,
'cause I'm gonna go out back

412
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:21,063
and shoot hoops
with David Wallace.

413
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,000
Okay.

414
00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:26,106
Oh, um, don't mention
that you and I are dating,

415
00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:28,645
'cause I think he might
still have feelings for me.

416
00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:29,947
Wallace?

417
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,517
What the hell?

418
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:33,521
Have you dated, like,
every guy here?

419
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,769
Wow.

420
00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:42,105
Okay.

421
00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:43,107
You got me.

422
00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,643
I so got you.

423
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:45,979
So, none of them.

424
00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:47,750
Of course not.

425
00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:51,189
I mean, you're kind of,
like, my first.

426
00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:52,826
Really?

427
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,530
Oh, my God, it's so easy,
it's not even fun.

428
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:55,832
Okay.

429
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,776
Hey, Jan.

430
00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:02,311
Not too good.

431
00:17:05,152 --> 00:17:06,319
Did you get a chance to try

432
00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:08,858
Michael's homemade potato salad?

433
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,729
Rachel thinks that I brought
homemade potato salad.

434
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:13,401
And I just picked it up
at the supermarket.

435
00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:16,507
It's funny, I wish I could make
potato salad that good.

436
00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:18,445
It's just potatoes
and mayonnaise.

437
00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:21,016
There's something wrong
with Jan.

438
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,926
What's, uh, what's
with Jan and Michael?

439
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:28,330
I don't know.

440
00:17:28,332 --> 00:17:30,469
Where to begin?

441
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,697
My ball.

442
00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:46,299
The chimney's in decent shape.

443
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,705
Not great, I found
some termite damage

444
00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:51,209
in a crawlspace
and some structural flaws

445
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:55,719
in the foundation,
so all in all...

446
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:58,558
it was a pretty fun
cocktail party.

447
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,900
What?

448
00:18:02,902 --> 00:18:05,204
I want us to make it.

449
00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:06,707
I want a fresh start.

450
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,310
That's awesome.

451
00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:09,480
That's what I want.

452
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:12,953
Okay, but in order
for us to make it,

453
00:18:12,955 --> 00:18:15,024
there can't be any secrets
between us.

454
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:16,894
The... I didn't do anything.

455
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,132
Ask anybody, I totally could've,

456
00:18:19,134 --> 00:18:20,234
and I didn't at all.

457
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,971
Just listen.

458
00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:24,743
Remember that casino night
about a month

459
00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,380
before we were supposed
to get married?

460
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,083
I kissed Jim.

461
00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,187
What?

462
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:33,327
He told me how he felt,
and I guess I had feelings too,

463
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,430
and we kissed.

464
00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:35,599
Jim came on to you?

465
00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:36,734
Just listen.

466
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:37,836
No, I am listening!

467
00:18:37,838 --> 00:18:39,138
That's the problem,
I'm listening!

468
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,207
Don't yell.

469
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,877
Don't yell?

470
00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:47,456
This is over.

471
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,760
Yeah, you're right,
this is so over.

472
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,664
You kidding me, Pam?

473
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,002
Come on!

474
00:18:54,004 --> 00:18:56,607
God!

475
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,813
Damn Jet Skis!

476
00:19:04,424 --> 00:19:06,527
Our first fight.

477
00:19:08,932 --> 00:19:11,069
If this is about what happened
in the bathroom,

478
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:13,073
there was no place to cuddle.

479
00:19:13,075 --> 00:19:15,378
I feel sick.

480
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,281
You didn't have any
of the potato salad, did you?

481
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:20,455
You know, we were good when we
were just running around.

482
00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:21,691
You know, in secret.

483
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,494
It was wrong,
and it was exciting.

484
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,869
And maybe it was a mistake
to take it public.

485
00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:34,315
Well, if that's the way
you feel,

486
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:36,987
my lady, then you
have hurt me greatly.

487
00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:38,758
Michael.
Greatly.

488
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,160
Please don't cry.

489
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:41,329
I'm not going to cry.

490
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,102
I feel like it,
but I am not going to.

491
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:46,674
Why don't you just take
your stupid love contract

492
00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:48,143
and tear it up
into a million pieces?

493
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,813
It was never
a love contract, Michael.

494
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,383
And besides, I've already given
a copy to David

495
00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:52,652
and it would be
just as embarrassing

496
00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:54,890
to get it back from him
as it was handing it to him.

497
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:57,228
I want the house, Jan!
I want the picket fence.

498
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,967
I want the ketchup fights,
and the tickling,

499
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:02,739
and the giggling.

500
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:06,279
I didn't mean it, okay?

501
00:20:06,281 --> 00:20:08,584
I was... I was tired.
Whatever.

502
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,688
I'm tired,
and I didn't eat enough.

503
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:12,158
You didn't mean it.
And that's all.

504
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,694
That's was it.
That's it, you didn't mean it.

505
00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,230
No, I didn't.
So...

506
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:19,673
That's all, I'm just saying
I didn't mean it.

507
00:20:22,213 --> 00:20:23,581
I love you, Jan.

508
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:24,950
Okay.

509
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,198
Don't break up, you guys.

510
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:36,440
You're great together.

511
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,883
Are they gonna call the cops?

512
00:20:57,885 --> 00:21:00,388
No, I paid them off.

513
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:03,661
Jet Ski money?

514
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,264
All of it.

515
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,334
I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

516
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:17,953
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.