1 00:00:00,164 --> 00:00:01,631 Bleaah! 2 00:00:01,633 --> 00:00:03,233 Okay, where does it hurt? 3 00:00:03,235 --> 00:00:05,435 Just... all over. 4 00:00:05,437 --> 00:00:07,904 I... don't want to do anything. 5 00:00:07,906 --> 00:00:08,905 I'm dying. 6 00:00:08,907 --> 00:00:10,106 No, that's not how it works. 7 00:00:10,108 --> 00:00:11,241 You have to point to a specific part 8 00:00:11,243 --> 00:00:12,542 of the body. 9 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:15,011 Right there. 10 00:00:15,013 --> 00:00:16,179 "Abdomen." 11 00:00:16,181 --> 00:00:18,348 "Menses." Maybe. 12 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:20,550 "The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it." 13 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:21,951 Not it. I don't have eggs. 14 00:00:21,953 --> 00:00:23,620 So when did this start? 15 00:00:23,622 --> 00:00:24,988 About ten minutes ago. 16 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:26,522 When I came in with the paperwork? 17 00:00:26,524 --> 00:00:27,657 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:30,193 About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, 19 00:00:30,195 --> 00:00:32,295 but has no symptoms. 20 00:00:32,297 --> 00:00:34,731 Dwight is always gravely concerned. 21 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:37,166 Ooh, is it possible you ate food 22 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,635 that contained animal waste? 23 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:40,036 It's possible. 24 00:00:40,038 --> 00:00:41,638 - Michael? - Huh? 25 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,206 David Wallace is on line one. 26 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:44,641 You see a phone? 27 00:00:44,643 --> 00:00:45,775 Oh. 28 00:00:45,777 --> 00:00:47,143 All right, everybody out. 29 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:48,678 Out, out, out. 30 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,013 Okay... 31 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:52,548 To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace? 32 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:54,284 Michael, I am calling... 33 00:00:54,286 --> 00:00:56,185 And Gromit. 34 00:00:57,322 --> 00:00:58,755 Jan? 35 00:00:58,757 --> 00:01:00,390 Is Jan there? 36 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,258 Jan is out of town right now. 37 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,360 Oh, you sigh like Jan. 38 00:01:05,597 --> 00:01:08,064 I broke Jan's heart, David, and I feel awful. 39 00:01:08,066 --> 00:01:09,732 It was... 40 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:13,002 It was never my intention to ruin a life. 41 00:01:13,004 --> 00:01:15,071 But you know what? 42 00:01:15,073 --> 00:01:17,106 - Sometimes... - Michael? 43 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:19,842 You just gots to get your freak on. 44 00:01:19,844 --> 00:01:20,843 - Michael? - Yeah? 45 00:01:20,845 --> 00:01:22,211 - Michael? - Hmm? 46 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:24,881 I'm calling to see if you would come down 47 00:01:24,883 --> 00:01:26,482 and interview for a job 48 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:28,017 we have opening up in corporate. 49 00:01:28,019 --> 00:01:29,919 Really? 50 00:01:29,921 --> 00:01:31,321 A week from today. 51 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:33,589 Bring your first-quarter stats and your recommendation 52 00:01:33,591 --> 00:01:35,391 for who'd take over the Scranton branch. 53 00:01:35,393 --> 00:01:37,126 Wow. Mm-hmm. 54 00:01:37,128 --> 00:01:40,596 I wish I had prepared something to say. 55 00:01:40,598 --> 00:01:41,597 That's not necessary. 56 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:46,336 May God guide you in your quest. 57 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:47,704 Yes. 58 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:55,304 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 59 00:02:19,903 --> 00:02:21,971 Okay, everybody have their towels 60 00:02:21,973 --> 00:02:24,507 and swimsuits? 61 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:25,942 We have about an hour and a half. 62 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:27,844 I suggest that you all go potty now. 63 00:02:27,846 --> 00:02:29,312 And then we will be congregating 64 00:02:29,314 --> 00:02:30,847 on the par-tay bus. 65 00:02:30,849 --> 00:02:32,882 Oh, I'm excited... today is beach day. 66 00:02:32,884 --> 00:02:34,217 Michael is taking the whole office 67 00:02:34,219 --> 00:02:35,485 to the beach. 68 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:38,287 So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt. 69 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:42,091 Oh, yeah, I packed it in my purse. 70 00:02:42,093 --> 00:02:43,926 Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume? 71 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:45,528 I don't wear a Speedo, Michael. 72 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:48,531 Well, you can't swim in leather pants. 73 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:50,199 Ha ha ha. 74 00:02:50,201 --> 00:02:52,101 I'm just yankin' your chain. 75 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:53,636 Not literally. 76 00:02:53,638 --> 00:02:55,138 Anybody need sunblock? 77 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,472 It's got an SPF 30. 78 00:02:56,474 --> 00:02:58,341 Oh, you know what? 79 00:02:58,343 --> 00:03:00,109 Uh, you're not going. 80 00:03:00,111 --> 00:03:01,310 It's beach day. 81 00:03:01,312 --> 00:03:03,546 Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. 82 00:03:03,548 --> 00:03:04,614 We, um... 83 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:06,816 Somebody has to stay here. 84 00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:09,919 I want today to be a beautiful memory 85 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:13,456 that the staff and I share after I have passed on 86 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,425 to New York. 87 00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:18,261 And if Toby is a part of it... 88 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:20,363 then it'll suck. 89 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:22,298 Hey... 90 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,833 want my sunscreen? 91 00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:25,435 Oh, great. 92 00:03:25,437 --> 00:03:28,004 I forgot mine, and I'm wearing a two-piece. 93 00:03:28,006 --> 00:03:29,739 Ahh. 94 00:03:29,741 --> 00:03:31,808 Thanks, Toby. 95 00:03:33,844 --> 00:03:35,311 Hey, Pam, 96 00:03:35,313 --> 00:03:37,680 I have a very important job for you today. 97 00:03:37,682 --> 00:03:39,549 I thought we were just having fun at the beach. 98 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:40,750 We, are, we are. 99 00:03:40,752 --> 00:03:43,519 But I would like you to take notes. 100 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:46,155 And I want you to find out about people's character. 101 00:03:46,157 --> 00:03:49,492 You know, not their hotness, per se, 102 00:03:49,494 --> 00:03:52,728 but their humor and their charisma. 103 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,498 And the indefinable quality 104 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,733 that makes you all glad to follow me. 105 00:03:57,735 --> 00:04:01,270 What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? 106 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:04,006 I will answer your question with a question. 107 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:07,510 It's like what happens to a chicken... 108 00:04:07,512 --> 00:04:09,545 when you take its head away. 109 00:04:09,547 --> 00:04:11,714 It dies. 110 00:04:11,716 --> 00:04:15,051 Unless you find a new head. 111 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:17,653 I need to see which one of these people 112 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:22,024 have the skills to be a chicken head. 113 00:04:22,026 --> 00:04:25,027 You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities? 114 00:04:25,029 --> 00:04:26,095 I want you to write down everything 115 00:04:26,097 --> 00:04:27,830 that people are doing all day, 116 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,433 and then type it up in a way that is helpful. 117 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:31,868 All right? 118 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:34,303 I have the most boring job in the office, 119 00:04:34,305 --> 00:04:37,106 so why wouldn't I have the most boring job 120 00:04:37,108 --> 00:04:38,674 on beach day? 121 00:04:38,676 --> 00:04:42,778 This way to the par-tay bus. 122 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,013 I just want to lie on the beach 123 00:04:44,015 --> 00:04:46,315 and eat hot dogs. 124 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:48,150 That's all I've ever wanted. 125 00:05:14,979 --> 00:05:16,212 Uh-huh. 126 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:30,760 Everybody, may I have your attention, please? 127 00:05:30,762 --> 00:05:36,232 Today we are not just spending a day at the beach. 128 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:38,568 Oh, sweet mother of God. 129 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:39,902 If you don't like it, Stanley, 130 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,737 - you can go to the back of the bus. - Excuse me? 131 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:44,774 Or the front of the bus, or drive the bus. 132 00:05:44,776 --> 00:05:47,276 Just... 133 00:05:47,278 --> 00:05:52,148 We are all participating in mandatory fun activities. 134 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,750 Funtivities! 135 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:57,753 And there is a special secret prize for the winner. 136 00:05:57,755 --> 00:05:59,188 Yes, funtivities! 137 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,756 I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach. 138 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:01,857 Okay, you know what? 139 00:06:01,859 --> 00:06:03,893 Your enthusiasm is turning people off. 140 00:06:03,895 --> 00:06:05,795 I hope there will be management parables. 141 00:06:05,797 --> 00:06:06,796 Well... 142 00:06:06,798 --> 00:06:08,464 Hey, Pam, 143 00:06:08,466 --> 00:06:09,966 did you get that down? 144 00:06:09,968 --> 00:06:11,133 Like what? 145 00:06:11,135 --> 00:06:13,336 Like everything I said, and everything they did. 146 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,870 - Just don't... - Well, no. 147 00:06:14,872 --> 00:06:16,372 - Write it down before you forget it. - I don't remember exactly... 148 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:17,473 That's... 149 00:06:17,475 --> 00:06:19,742 You've just been drawing pictures. 150 00:06:19,744 --> 00:06:21,978 Rrrrr-rrrrr! 151 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,746 I can't stay mad at you. 152 00:06:23,748 --> 00:06:26,182 Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. 153 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:27,750 Everybody ready? 154 00:06:27,752 --> 00:06:30,219 Last one down is a rotten egg! 155 00:06:30,221 --> 00:06:31,854 Watch out for snakes. 156 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:36,192 - Everybody put on sunscreen. - All right... 157 00:06:36,194 --> 00:06:38,060 find a cozy spot. 158 00:06:38,062 --> 00:06:39,829 Everybody settle in. 159 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,669 Okay, everybody up. 160 00:06:46,671 --> 00:06:49,238 Circle around. 161 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,640 Let us play some games. 162 00:06:52,576 --> 00:06:53,976 We are situated on the northeast corner 163 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,479 of scenic Lake Scranton. 164 00:06:56,481 --> 00:07:00,416 America's eight largest indigenous body of water. 165 00:07:00,418 --> 00:07:04,553 It is here that a group of Americans 166 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:07,023 will undergo the ultimate challenge. 167 00:07:07,025 --> 00:07:11,494 One day, 14 strangers who work together... 168 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:12,995 but only one survivor. 169 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,196 What? 170 00:07:14,198 --> 00:07:17,033 Just words... inspiring words. 171 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:18,234 Not a contender. 172 00:07:18,236 --> 00:07:20,503 For the competitions, you will be divided 173 00:07:20,505 --> 00:07:22,071 into four tribes. 174 00:07:22,073 --> 00:07:23,606 Each tribe will have a leader 175 00:07:23,608 --> 00:07:26,075 that I will pick randomly off the top of my head 176 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:27,076 without thinking. 177 00:07:27,078 --> 00:07:30,613 Jim, Dwight, Andy, and Stanley. 178 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,181 Yes! Choose your tribes. 179 00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:35,217 Except for Pam. Not Pam. 180 00:07:35,219 --> 00:07:36,719 Jim Halpert. 181 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:37,887 - Karen. - Pros: 182 00:07:37,889 --> 00:07:42,291 smart, cool, good looking. 183 00:07:42,293 --> 00:07:45,494 Remind you of anybody you know? 184 00:07:45,496 --> 00:07:48,264 not a hard worker. 185 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:50,966 I can spend all day on a project, 186 00:07:50,968 --> 00:07:52,268 and he will finish the same project 187 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:53,636 in a half an hour. 188 00:07:53,638 --> 00:07:55,304 So that should tell you something. 189 00:07:55,306 --> 00:07:56,806 I choose Michael! 190 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:59,141 I'm not playing. 191 00:07:59,143 --> 00:08:00,776 Okay, temp. 192 00:08:00,778 --> 00:08:04,814 Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. 193 00:08:04,816 --> 00:08:07,550 He has the best sales record in the office. 194 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:10,486 He loves the work. 195 00:08:10,488 --> 00:08:13,022 He is, however, an idiot. 196 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:15,157 We are going to choose team names... Dwight. 197 00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:16,625 We will be called Gryffindor. 198 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:18,194 Really? Not Slytherin? 199 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:19,695 Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim. 200 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:20,930 I know. 201 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:23,365 Okay, we will be Voldemort. 202 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,034 He who must not be named? 203 00:08:25,036 --> 00:08:26,202 I wouldn't do that. 204 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:27,903 Voldemort. 205 00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:29,672 Okay, seriously... Voldemort! 206 00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:31,340 - Voldemort, Voldemort... - You really shouldn't be say... 207 00:08:31,342 --> 00:08:32,575 - Hey, hey, hey. - Voldemort. 208 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:34,343 - Voldemort! - Idiots! 209 00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:36,412 Okay, okay, Stanley, your team name. 210 00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:38,280 I don't care what you call my team. 211 00:08:38,282 --> 00:08:40,416 Then I will name your team the red team. 212 00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:42,418 No, the blue team. 213 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:45,254 I am also considering Stanley, 214 00:08:45,256 --> 00:08:49,191 because of all the good that black people have done 215 00:08:49,193 --> 00:08:51,494 for America. 216 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:53,362 We will be team U.S.A. 217 00:08:53,364 --> 00:08:54,630 Very good. 218 00:08:54,632 --> 00:08:56,766 Pam, please take a note that Andy is patriotic. 219 00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:58,701 Andy Bernard. 220 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:02,004 he's classy, he gets me. 221 00:09:02,006 --> 00:09:04,306 He went to Cornell. 222 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:05,975 I trust him. 223 00:09:05,977 --> 00:09:09,512 I don't really trust him. 224 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,448 It is time for the great spoon and egg race. 225 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:14,016 This one is with a little twist. 226 00:09:14,018 --> 00:09:15,417 There's already a twist. 227 00:09:15,419 --> 00:09:17,653 You're carrying an egg on a spoon. Shh. 228 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:20,589 The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded. 229 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:21,857 Please put on your blindfolds. 230 00:09:21,859 --> 00:09:23,359 That person carrying the egg 231 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:25,461 will go down, circle a torch, come back, 232 00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:28,030 deposit their egg in the pail. 233 00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:29,331 First team back is the winner. 234 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:33,035 All right, ready, set, go! 235 00:09:33,037 --> 00:09:35,671 Come on, Phyllis, you can do it. 236 00:09:35,673 --> 00:09:37,706 Thank you so much. 237 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,875 Phyllis is out, yes! Follow my voice. 238 00:09:39,877 --> 00:09:43,479 Yeah, keep it moving, keep it moving right this way. 239 00:09:43,481 --> 00:09:44,547 Looking good, whoo! 240 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:45,681 I don't want to hit the big rock. 241 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:46,682 Don't worry, you're not... 242 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:47,783 I know I'm near the big rock. 243 00:09:47,785 --> 00:09:49,552 - I just know it. - Nowhere near the big rock. 244 00:09:49,554 --> 00:09:51,921 What are you doing? No! 245 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,391 See, now we're disqualified. 246 00:09:55,393 --> 00:10:00,229 I am okay if I lose every single contest today. 247 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:02,231 Honestly. 248 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:07,736 Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me 249 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:10,306 to demonstrate what a good sport I am. 250 00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:12,107 Mallard. 251 00:10:13,744 --> 00:10:14,977 Whoa, stop, stop, stop... there's a hole. 252 00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:15,978 Just step over the hole. 253 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,246 A hole? Yep. 254 00:10:17,248 --> 00:10:19,114 Come on, lazy bones, move it! 255 00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:20,883 Perfect. Ooh, just made it. 256 00:10:20,885 --> 00:10:21,884 Okay, turn left. 257 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:23,319 Come on, andale, arriba, arriba. 258 00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:24,320 You have to stop this right now, 259 00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:25,487 or I'm not gonna do this anymore. 260 00:10:25,489 --> 00:10:26,956 What are you saying? 261 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,390 You have to stop yelling at me, or I'm not go do the egg race. 262 00:10:28,392 --> 00:10:29,658 Okay, I apologize for yelling at you. 263 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:31,026 That's what being a good captain is about. 264 00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:32,695 I'm trying to bring team spirit. 265 00:10:32,697 --> 00:10:34,096 Whoa, stop... another hole. 266 00:10:34,098 --> 00:10:35,531 Take a big step. 267 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:37,433 Yes! 268 00:10:37,435 --> 00:10:38,567 Oh, my God! 269 00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,202 You ass! 270 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:44,073 There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, 271 00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:49,378 filled with sun, surf, and, uh, diligent note taking. 272 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:52,481 Pam, you're missing things. 273 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,195 Let's go! Let's go! 274 00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:08,030 Come on, mush! 275 00:11:08,032 --> 00:11:09,899 Mush! Come on, you bastard! 276 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,967 What the... 277 00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:13,335 Damn it, temp! 278 00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,272 Great job, everyone. 279 00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,707 That was fantastic. 280 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:24,546 Okay, Pam, I have another little project for you. 281 00:11:24,548 --> 00:11:25,814 Does it have to do with these shopping bags 282 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:26,849 filled with hot dogs? 283 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,850 Smart as a whip. 284 00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:30,019 Yes, these are precooked, 285 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,654 so it's not absolutely necessary, 286 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:34,290 but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs 287 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,358 for a little contest I'm going to be having. 288 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,027 I would greatly appreciate it. 289 00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:39,028 When's the contest? 290 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,829 Like, um, ten minutes. 291 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:43,866 - How am I supposed to get... - Thanks a bunch. 292 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,938 A good manager has got to be hungry. 293 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,806 Hungry for success. 294 00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:52,608 Okay, who's hungry? No, no, no. 295 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,944 Do not touch the food, please, not yet. 296 00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:58,514 That is our next event... a hot dog eating contest. 297 00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:00,482 For those of you who are curious, 298 00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:05,187 the world record is 541/2 hot dogs. 299 00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:06,322 Wow! 300 00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:07,423 And you know what? 301 00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:09,458 I personally have cooked up enough 302 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,592 so that each and every one of you 303 00:12:10,594 --> 00:12:12,127 could break that record. 304 00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:13,629 So shoot for the stars, okay? 305 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:16,432 All right, the team that eats the most hot dogs in ten minutes 306 00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:18,300 will be declared the winner. 307 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,502 On your mark, get set... 308 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:21,637 Can I have a turkey burger? 309 00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,672 No, I have the only one. 310 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:25,174 I claimed it. Ready? 311 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:26,375 Turkey is a healthy meat. 312 00:12:27,778 --> 00:12:29,078 I don't eat meat, Michael. 313 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,546 I'm not gonna eat this. 314 00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:32,047 Guys, guys, come on. 315 00:12:32,049 --> 00:12:34,650 Please, let's just... okay. 316 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,819 It's very important that you all try to eat 317 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,554 as many hot dogs as you can. 318 00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:41,256 On your mark, get set, 319 00:12:41,258 --> 00:12:42,358 eat! 320 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,692 Is there any mustard? 321 00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:45,361 No mustard, no mustard. 322 00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:47,629 Just eat it... eat it, Phyllis. 323 00:12:47,631 --> 00:12:48,897 Dip it in the water 324 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,400 so it'll slide down your gullet more easily. 325 00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:53,168 Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize. 326 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:55,104 - What is it? - I can't say. 327 00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:57,172 You can't say, or you can't pronounce it? 328 00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,174 The winner gets a regional manager's salary 329 00:12:59,176 --> 00:13:01,377 for a year, and a Sebring, and the feeling 330 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,112 that they are making a difference in the world. 331 00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:04,480 Can we just take those first two things? 332 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:07,016 The winner of today gets my job. 333 00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,719 Okay? 334 00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,855 I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. 335 00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:15,157 And they're only interviewing a handful of people, 336 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:18,193 and I'm the most qualified, and I'll probably get it. 337 00:13:18,195 --> 00:13:19,194 All right? 338 00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:20,963 You're leaving? 339 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,398 I didn't want to tell anybody. 340 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,967 I didn't want to cast a pall over our fun beach day. 341 00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,902 But you know what, I don't know who to recommend, 342 00:13:26,904 --> 00:13:28,637 because, frankly, nobody is stepping up. 343 00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:31,473 I am so hungry! 344 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,941 Do you expect me to believe 345 00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:34,710 that you're truly making your recommendations 346 00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:36,211 on this basis? 347 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:37,746 Word. 348 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,785 There we go. Let's see it. 349 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,553 I would rather work for an upturned broom 350 00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,854 with a bucket for a head 351 00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:47,790 than work for somebody else in this office 352 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,458 besides myself. 353 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,692 Game on. 354 00:13:50,694 --> 00:13:52,227 Four seconds, 355 00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:54,496 three, two, one. 356 00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:56,899 Stop! No eating! 357 00:13:56,901 --> 00:13:59,334 And the winner is Andy Bernard, 358 00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:02,471 - with 14 hot dogs. - Team U.S.A.! 359 00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:03,472 One came up. 360 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:04,907 13 hot dogs, everybody. 361 00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:07,342 Damn it! 362 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,311 Aw, nobody told me we were gonna nave hot dogs. 363 00:14:14,318 --> 00:14:16,585 What? What are you saying? 364 00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:18,287 - Did you say 'sandwich?' - No. 365 00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,489 I was saying that before. Not now. 366 00:14:20,491 --> 00:14:23,725 Now I am saying... Sabotage... 367 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:28,197 the ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team. 368 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:30,199 I knew you were saying 'sabotage.' 369 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:33,202 I was giving you an example of it. 370 00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:35,571 I will misunderstand everything that Andy says, 371 00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,539 until he goes insane. 372 00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:41,009 If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, 373 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,478 stand next to me. 374 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,881 It's very simple, there are only three rules. 375 00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,250 You must not touch the ground, 376 00:14:48,252 --> 00:14:50,719 you must not step outside of the ring, 377 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:54,756 and you must always wear the safety mittens. 378 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,625 - What safety mittens? - We don't have any safety mittens. 379 00:14:56,627 --> 00:14:58,127 I probably left them in the trunk of my car. 380 00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,261 It's all right, here we go. 381 00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:01,163 Go get 'em, big boy! 382 00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:04,166 And go! 383 00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:05,234 Come on, Jim! 384 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:06,401 Rrrrrrrrrrr! 385 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:07,402 Whoa, what are you doing? 386 00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:10,038 - Come on! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 387 00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:12,774 Nice, Stanley! 388 00:15:12,776 --> 00:15:14,676 Sorry about that. 389 00:15:14,678 --> 00:15:16,612 It's all about taking points away from Dwight. 390 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,947 Yeah, no, good, okay. 391 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:22,684 Oh, my God... I have never seen that look 392 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:25,154 in a man's eyes ever. 393 00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:28,657 I thought that I might die. 394 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:31,493 On beach day. 395 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,531 - Come on! - Come on! 396 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:38,700 If either of these guys are put in charge of the office, 397 00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:39,902 I will transfer to Albany. 398 00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,403 Gil can come if he wants. 399 00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:42,538 I'm kind of looking for a way out 400 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,972 of that relationship anyway. 401 00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,575 I think I might try girls for a while. 402 00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:49,111 Angela thinks I can cross over. 403 00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:50,145 We'll see. 404 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:51,747 Aah! 405 00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:52,948 One, two, three! 406 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:55,317 Yeah! Yeah! 407 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:56,385 Excellent. 408 00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:58,020 Gryffindor! 409 00:15:58,022 --> 00:15:59,922 Gryffindor! 410 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:02,224 I didn't win. 411 00:16:02,226 --> 00:16:03,892 But the only reason I didn't win is 412 00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:05,894 because I recently learned that it's better 413 00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,596 to work things out with words. 414 00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,231 That's not why you lost. 415 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,499 Yeah, it is. 416 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,134 I totally could have kicked your butt so bad. 417 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:13,869 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, right! 418 00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:15,771 Yeah, right. Come on! 419 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:19,308 Unh! Unh! 420 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,243 Aah! 421 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,311 How do you like that? 422 00:16:32,555 --> 00:16:34,389 Oh, God... 423 00:16:34,391 --> 00:16:37,292 Aah! Help! 424 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:38,927 Help! 425 00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:41,263 Angela... Angela, hey! 426 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:43,732 Oh, thank God. Go tell somebody. 427 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:45,701 What, Andy? 428 00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:47,002 Andy, what should I tell them? 429 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:49,471 Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously! 430 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:52,140 I don't understand what you want from me. 431 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,009 Angela, it's pretty simple. 432 00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:57,346 Look at what I'm doing, and go tell somebody it! 433 00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:59,715 Sorry. Aah... 434 00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,650 Bye, Andy. 435 00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,218 Angela! 436 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,954 I knew that finding a successor would be difficult. 437 00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:08,991 I did not know that it would be impossible. 438 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:12,527 Thus far, the candidates have been wildly disappointing. 439 00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,596 Uh, Jim is not taking it seriously, 440 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,665 uh, Stanley is having a stroke, 441 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,267 and Andy... where is he? 442 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,168 Where the hell is Andy? 443 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,004 Where is he, Pam? 444 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,639 Do you know? 445 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,074 Who's ahead in points? 446 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,509 I think they're even. 447 00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:30,579 At various times, you gave Jim ten points, 448 00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:34,082 Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. 449 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,717 And I don't really know how to compare those units. 450 00:17:35,719 --> 00:17:37,753 Well, check to see if there's a conversion chart 451 00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:38,987 in that notebook. 452 00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:41,990 - I really doubt it, Michael. - Please just check. 453 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,191 Great. 454 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:44,826 Yeah, I'll see you next week. 455 00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:45,827 Thank you. 456 00:17:45,829 --> 00:17:47,362 And here is Karen Filipelli. 457 00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:49,531 Bye. 458 00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:51,199 Hello? 459 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:53,335 Yeah, hi, David. 460 00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:55,070 Yes, I would like to be considered 461 00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:56,505 for the corporate position in well. 462 00:17:56,507 --> 00:17:58,407 "In well?" As well. 463 00:17:58,409 --> 00:18:01,143 How would that work... in well? 464 00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:03,111 - I just want to know. - Yes, uh-huh. 465 00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:05,147 - Wait a minute... - That would be fine. 466 00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:06,248 This job is in a well. 467 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,649 - I don't want it. - Cut it out! 468 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,017 I don't. 469 00:18:09,019 --> 00:18:13,755 What does a great manager need most of all? 470 00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:14,756 Courage. 471 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,092 How so? 472 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:19,594 I mean, sure thing, that sounds smart. 473 00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,129 I can't do this anymore. 474 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,931 I'm going to sit in the bus. 475 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,233 Your loss, Stanley. 476 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:28,337 Meanwhile, the rest of us will have a super-fun time 477 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:30,105 defeating our fear, 478 00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:32,441 and creating a lasting memory... 479 00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:37,212 walking through fire! 480 00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:43,285 Who among you has the guts to replace me? 481 00:18:43,287 --> 00:18:47,589 Let him walk across these coals. 482 00:18:51,294 --> 00:18:53,028 Are you gonna try it? 483 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,229 I'm not gonna walk in the fire 484 00:18:54,231 --> 00:18:56,331 after your disgusting feet have gone through. 485 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,634 Angela, it is a million degrees. 486 00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:01,770 I'm gonna do it. 487 00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:03,905 And I fully expect to burn my feet 488 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:05,540 and go to the hospital. 489 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:10,212 That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right? 490 00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:11,646 No, no, not you, Pam. 491 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:12,781 You have to keep score. 492 00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:14,516 - I'd like to try. - Pointless. 493 00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:17,085 - But I'm not kidding. - Okay? 494 00:19:17,087 --> 00:19:19,087 This is about guts. 495 00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:21,623 It takes guts to be a regional manager. 496 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,025 Jim, you're up. 497 00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:25,293 Nope. 498 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,129 Ju... why not? Come on. 499 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,798 Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned. 500 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,735 You do not have what it takes 501 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,203 to be a regional manager. 502 00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:36,805 That's harsh. 503 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:37,806 Who's next? 504 00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,374 Andy. Where's Andy? 505 00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:41,943 Andy is never here today. 506 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,048 Hello? Who's there? 507 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,917 My name is Andrew Bernard. 508 00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:51,420 I was with a group called Dunder-Mifflin. 509 00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:56,691 Hello? 510 00:19:56,693 --> 00:19:58,326 Why don't you go, Michael? 511 00:19:58,328 --> 00:20:00,028 Because I already did. 512 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,096 Remember? 513 00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:04,266 I burned my foot on the George Foreman grill. 514 00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:06,735 That is not the same at all. 515 00:20:06,737 --> 00:20:08,203 If you're gonna ask other people to do it, 516 00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,738 you should do it yourself. 517 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:10,972 All right, okay, all right. 518 00:20:10,974 --> 00:20:12,407 I'll do it. 519 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,478 Okay. 520 00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,649 Okay. 521 00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:33,228 The mind has to wrap around... 522 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,530 the foot. 523 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:54,449 Okay. 524 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,754 You're not doing anything. 525 00:20:59,756 --> 00:21:01,490 You want us to count to three? 526 00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:03,592 Yes, count to three, please. 527 00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:06,294 Three, two, one. 528 00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:07,462 Count the other way. Count... 529 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:08,830 No, no, count one, two, three. 530 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:09,831 Not three, two, one. 531 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,702 One, two, three. 532 00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:15,237 - Go, Michael. - Do it. 533 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,939 Wait, am I going on "go," or am I going on "three"? 534 00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:19,941 On the go that's after three. 535 00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:20,976 Okay. 536 00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:26,214 One, two, three, go! 537 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,622 No! 538 00:21:33,624 --> 00:21:34,990 It's okay. 539 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,124 I will do this, Michael. 540 00:21:36,126 --> 00:21:37,359 Don't, Dwight. 541 00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:40,061 I will walk and stand on these coals 542 00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:41,863 until you award me the position 543 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,532 of regional manager! 544 00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:48,737 Wow. 545 00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:50,438 - Dwight. - Dwight. 546 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,107 Aaah! 547 00:21:52,109 --> 00:21:53,141 Ow. Get off there. 548 00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:54,442 Get off, get off. 549 00:21:54,444 --> 00:21:55,911 Give me the job! 550 00:21:55,913 --> 00:21:57,012 Give me the job! 551 00:21:57,014 --> 00:21:58,146 I'm not going to give it to you. 552 00:21:58,148 --> 00:21:59,814 Ow, oh! 553 00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:01,449 Don't kneel on the coals! 554 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,953 Michael, do something! 555 00:22:04,955 --> 00:22:07,556 God, that stinks! 556 00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:12,127 Being a boss is also about image. 557 00:22:12,129 --> 00:22:15,096 I've never looked like that. 558 00:22:15,098 --> 00:22:17,332 That was gross. 559 00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:19,267 I just... I don't see the connection 560 00:22:19,269 --> 00:22:22,504 between a fire walk and management. 561 00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:24,339 Worst 75 bucks I ever spent. 562 00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:25,707 You know what? 563 00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:27,142 If I had to pick my replacement 564 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,843 based on today, 565 00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:31,546 it would be Mr. Outside Hire. 566 00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:33,214 Or Mrs. Outside Hire. 567 00:22:33,216 --> 00:22:36,251 Yeah, mm-hmm, true. 568 00:22:36,253 --> 00:22:37,619 Look, I don't... 569 00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:40,989 I don't want to leave this branch the I love 570 00:22:40,991 --> 00:22:42,424 to an outside hire. 571 00:22:42,426 --> 00:22:45,060 Therefore, we're going to have 572 00:22:45,062 --> 00:22:48,096 a 100-point winner take all 573 00:22:48,098 --> 00:22:51,266 sudden death tribal counsel round 574 00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:55,103 to test the aspect of my job 575 00:22:55,105 --> 00:22:56,338 that I think is the most important. 576 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,474 Something I call the Bob Hope factor. 577 00:22:59,476 --> 00:23:01,910 - Who's Bob Hope? - God! 578 00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:04,145 He's a, he's a comedian. 579 00:23:04,147 --> 00:23:05,614 Oh, like Amanda Bynes. 580 00:23:05,616 --> 00:23:06,982 Who's Amanda Bynes? 581 00:23:06,984 --> 00:23:08,750 She's from What a Girl Wants. 582 00:23:08,752 --> 00:23:10,385 Oh, I love that movie. 583 00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:12,320 Yes, Kelly is right. 584 00:23:12,322 --> 00:23:14,322 The person to replace me 585 00:23:14,324 --> 00:23:17,726 has to have a great sense of humor. 586 00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:21,096 And they have to possess the leadership qualities 587 00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:23,131 of a Bynes or a Hope. 588 00:23:28,437 --> 00:23:31,006 So without further ado, 589 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:34,943 Jim and Dwight... 590 00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:36,444 show us what you've got. 591 00:23:38,247 --> 00:23:40,515 Hey, I know what you're looking for, 592 00:23:40,517 --> 00:23:43,184 but I gotta be honest. 593 00:23:43,186 --> 00:23:44,719 I really don't think I should be considered 594 00:23:44,721 --> 00:23:46,221 as your replacement. 595 00:23:46,223 --> 00:23:48,723 You are being too modest. 596 00:23:48,725 --> 00:23:50,625 Michael, on Thursday, I'm gonna drive down 597 00:23:50,627 --> 00:23:54,062 and interview with David for the open position in New York. 598 00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:59,567 Okay, that is not funny. 599 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:02,971 I am deducting 60 points 600 00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:04,773 from Voldemort 601 00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:06,341 for false pretenses. 602 00:24:06,343 --> 00:24:08,977 Okay, Dwight, your turn. Wow us. 603 00:24:10,513 --> 00:24:11,780 The Aristocrats. 604 00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:14,349 A man and his wife and children 605 00:24:14,351 --> 00:24:16,484 go into the offices of a talent agency. 606 00:24:21,691 --> 00:24:26,361 And the talent agent says, "Describe your act." 607 00:24:26,363 --> 00:24:30,999 And the man says something really, really raunchy. 608 00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:33,068 And the talent representative says, 609 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,070 "What do you call yourselves?" 610 00:24:35,072 --> 00:24:38,206 And the man says, "The Aristocrats." 611 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:42,544 Ooh, ah! 612 00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:43,778 Whew! 613 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:46,347 Ho ho! 614 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:50,385 I mean, truly repulsive acts. 615 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:52,954 That is a very, very funny story. 616 00:24:52,956 --> 00:24:56,491 Hey, I want to say something. 617 00:24:56,493 --> 00:24:58,693 I've been trying to be more honest lately, 618 00:24:58,695 --> 00:25:00,462 and I just need to say a few things. 619 00:25:00,464 --> 00:25:01,763 I did the coal walk. 620 00:25:01,765 --> 00:25:03,431 Just, I did it. 621 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:05,967 Michael, you couldn't even do that. 622 00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:08,203 Maybe I should be your boss. 623 00:25:09,772 --> 00:25:13,641 Wow, I feel really good right now. 624 00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:15,944 Why didn't any of you come to my art show? 625 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:19,013 I invited all of you. 626 00:25:19,015 --> 00:25:21,382 That really sucked. 627 00:25:21,384 --> 00:25:22,884 It's like sometimes some of you act 628 00:25:22,886 --> 00:25:24,252 like I don't even exist. 629 00:25:29,692 --> 00:25:32,260 Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. 630 00:25:32,262 --> 00:25:34,996 And now we're not even friends. 631 00:25:34,998 --> 00:25:37,465 And things are just, like, weird between us, 632 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:39,300 and that sucks. 633 00:25:39,302 --> 00:25:42,203 And I miss you. 634 00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:44,572 You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. 635 00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:48,276 And I really miss you. 636 00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:50,612 I shouldn't have been with Roy. 637 00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:54,382 There were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding, 638 00:25:54,384 --> 00:25:56,184 but the truth is I didn't care about 639 00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:58,052 any of those reasons until I met you. 640 00:25:58,054 --> 00:26:00,188 And now you're with someone else. 641 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,689 And that's fine. 642 00:26:01,691 --> 00:26:03,658 It's whatever... 643 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,659 that's not what I'm... 644 00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:05,827 I'm not... 645 00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,128 Okay, my feet really hurt. 646 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,429 The thing that I'm just trying 647 00:26:08,431 --> 00:26:10,165 to say to you, Jim, 648 00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:13,835 and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, 649 00:26:13,837 --> 00:26:15,804 is that I miss having fun with you. 650 00:26:17,173 --> 00:26:20,008 Just you, not everyone in the circle. 651 00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:28,082 Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. 652 00:26:28,084 --> 00:26:31,786 Yeah, it's a good day. 653 00:26:33,255 --> 00:26:36,424 Pam, that was amazing. 654 00:26:36,426 --> 00:26:38,760 But I am still looking for someone 655 00:26:38,762 --> 00:26:40,528 with a sales background. 656 00:27:10,927 --> 00:27:14,996 Wilmaaaaaaaaaa! 657 00:27:14,998 --> 00:27:16,164 Nice. 658 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:26,535 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org