1 00:00:01,939 --> 00:00:02,963 Hey. Hey. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,031 I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you. 3 00:00:05,109 --> 00:00:06,269 Yeah. I'm just going to grab some chips. 4 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:08,039 You want some? No, thanks. 5 00:00:08,112 --> 00:00:09,773 We're still having lunch today, right? 6 00:00:09,847 --> 00:00:11,246 I guess. 7 00:00:15,286 --> 00:00:16,753 How dare you. 8 00:00:30,568 --> 00:00:33,401 Hey, Toby, what's this? 9 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:35,496 "I just want to remind everyone about the company rules 10 00:00:35,573 --> 00:00:39,202 "involving PDA, or public displays of affection"? 11 00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:41,904 Yes. Some people in the office have complained... 12 00:00:41,979 --> 00:00:43,537 Oh, really? about some other people 13 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:45,138 engaging in PDA, 14 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:48,811 and, you know, I just want to remind that it's not appropriate to do that. 15 00:00:48,886 --> 00:00:50,751 Is this about me and Jan in my office? 16 00:00:50,821 --> 00:00:53,051 Because I will have you know that that was consensual. 17 00:00:53,124 --> 00:00:56,389 What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. 18 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:59,088 I don't think anyone heard anything. 19 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:03,224 We were very discreet and most people had left by that point. 20 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,291 Okay... So I don't think it's any of your business. 21 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:08,861 What I think you should do is roll up the memo real tight... 22 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:11,134 Okay, hey, look, the memo was not about you. 23 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:15,110 For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity. 24 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,374 All right, everyone. Look. It... 25 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:20,042 All right, the complaint was about Jim and Pam. 26 00:01:21,052 --> 00:01:22,144 So... 27 00:01:23,154 --> 00:01:24,621 No way. What? 28 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,554 You guys are together? 29 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:28,782 Um... 30 00:01:30,061 --> 00:01:31,619 Yep. 31 00:01:31,696 --> 00:01:34,631 Yes, we are. Wow! 32 00:01:34,699 --> 00:01:36,496 Tuna! Awesome! 33 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:37,864 I knew it. You guys! 34 00:01:37,935 --> 00:01:40,199 To the two of you. Yes! Yes! 35 00:01:40,271 --> 00:01:43,399 Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us? 36 00:01:44,775 --> 00:01:45,764 Yes. 37 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:48,311 Okay, mind is exploding. 38 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:50,404 Get over here. Come on. 39 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:53,006 Come here. Okay. 40 00:01:53,317 --> 00:01:54,841 Okay, stand up. 41 00:01:55,753 --> 00:01:57,186 Okay, here we go. 42 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:03,354 Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy, 43 00:02:03,861 --> 00:02:09,993 because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. 44 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:11,659 Actually we've been dating for a couple of months. 45 00:02:11,736 --> 00:02:14,705 I love you guys so much. 46 00:02:20,177 --> 00:02:23,010 Phone's ringing. No, no, no, Pam, let them ring. 47 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:27,512 Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love, 48 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:32,351 because this is really good. This is really good. 49 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:38,287 My heart soars with the eagle's nest. 50 00:02:38,596 --> 00:02:41,656 I don't see it. I think they both could do better. 51 00:02:42,066 --> 00:02:46,469 It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress. 52 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:48,136 Jim Halpert's off the market. 53 00:02:48,205 --> 00:02:51,834 Guess who just became the best-looking single guy in the office? 54 00:03:24,742 --> 00:03:27,802 Hey, can you make that straighter? 55 00:03:28,746 --> 00:03:30,543 That's what she said. 56 00:03:30,948 --> 00:03:32,540 Did you plan that? 57 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:33,776 No. 58 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:36,517 "Can you make that straighter? 59 00:03:36,587 --> 00:03:38,418 "That job looks hard. 60 00:03:38,489 --> 00:03:40,753 "You should put your mouth on that." 61 00:03:40,825 --> 00:03:43,225 How can you even use that one naturally? 62 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:45,155 Blowing up balloons, I thought. 63 00:03:45,229 --> 00:03:47,459 "You might want to trim it a little." Michael... 64 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,692 Oh, is Ryan coming back today? 65 00:03:50,568 --> 00:03:52,035 Yeah, he is. 66 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:53,764 Oh. 67 00:03:55,272 --> 00:03:57,797 Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. 68 00:03:58,509 --> 00:04:01,603 Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream. 69 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:06,542 What do you want? 70 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:08,084 To give you this. 71 00:04:09,687 --> 00:04:10,847 What is that? 72 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:12,388 It's a feral barn cat. 73 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:14,390 I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you 74 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,551 as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed. 75 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:18,458 Her name was Sprinkles. 76 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:21,862 And his name is Garbage. 77 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:24,895 Mose calls him Garbage, 'cause he likes to eat garbage. 78 00:04:24,969 --> 00:04:26,095 Don't you, Garbage? 79 00:04:27,271 --> 00:04:30,069 I can't believe you just thought you could replace Sprinkles. 80 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,131 Before she's even in the ground. 81 00:04:32,209 --> 00:04:33,733 You haven't buried her yet? 82 00:04:33,811 --> 00:04:35,642 Don't rush me. I'm grieving. 83 00:04:35,713 --> 00:04:39,149 Garbage can be very helpful, okay? He's a useful cat. 84 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:41,912 He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him. 85 00:04:41,986 --> 00:04:45,217 I don't want Garbage. I want Sprinkles. 86 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:00,726 Hey, Toby. 87 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:03,329 Hey, you two. 88 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:04,431 Hey. 89 00:05:04,508 --> 00:05:06,840 So, now that we are dating, 90 00:05:06,911 --> 00:05:09,402 we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 91 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,744 "we're dating" things for the company. 92 00:05:12,216 --> 00:05:17,176 Oh, well, you know those are only for, you know, "relationships." 93 00:05:17,454 --> 00:05:20,981 So if this is just a casual thing, there's no need. 94 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,616 Really. Oh. 95 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:26,459 Well, I won't speak for Jim, but it's, like, pretty official. 96 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:30,197 Uh-huh. 97 00:05:31,936 --> 00:05:34,632 Sorry, so do we need to sign one or... 98 00:05:35,673 --> 00:05:38,506 Let's just wait and see what happens. Yeah. 99 00:05:38,976 --> 00:05:41,171 What? Let's just wait. 100 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:43,707 Oh, okay. Okay. 101 00:05:43,781 --> 00:05:44,907 Great. 102 00:05:53,223 --> 00:05:55,418 Hey, Ryan, welcome back... Hold on one second. 103 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:06,001 Hey, Pam, it's great to see you. Is Michael in? 104 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:08,334 Yeah. Hey. There he is. There he is. 105 00:06:08,405 --> 00:06:10,396 He's back and he's with a beard. 106 00:06:11,608 --> 00:06:13,166 He has facial hair. 107 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:16,838 Look at him. All grown up and no place to go. 108 00:06:16,914 --> 00:06:20,281 Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I'm Tubbs. 109 00:06:21,018 --> 00:06:22,280 Okay. Should we get started? 110 00:06:22,353 --> 00:06:24,583 Oh, yeah, let's get started because... 111 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:26,384 Yes, 'cause this is very serious business. 112 00:06:26,457 --> 00:06:27,788 Yeah. Exactly. 113 00:06:27,891 --> 00:06:29,358 This is a business meeting. Business meeting. 114 00:06:29,426 --> 00:06:30,688 Fire guy. Stop that! 115 00:06:30,761 --> 00:06:31,955 That's right. 116 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:33,553 That's right. Fire guy. Oh, you scared me. 117 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:34,722 He's the fire guy. Don't start any fires. 118 00:06:34,798 --> 00:06:36,288 Fire guy. 119 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,459 You weren't here for that. 120 00:06:37,534 --> 00:06:39,126 Here for what? When he started the fire. 121 00:06:39,203 --> 00:06:43,867 Look how big he is. Look at you. You are so mature and old 122 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:47,172 and little man now. You're like our little man. 123 00:06:47,244 --> 00:06:48,438 Okay... Little old man-boy. 124 00:06:48,512 --> 00:06:49,979 Michael, everybody... With a beard. 125 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:51,378 Bearded man-boy. Wow! 126 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:53,882 Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, 127 00:06:53,951 --> 00:06:55,475 but now everything is different. 128 00:06:55,552 --> 00:06:58,077 I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. 129 00:06:58,155 --> 00:07:00,214 You're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. 130 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,348 Oh, wow. So... 131 00:07:01,425 --> 00:07:03,893 Mmm. That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. 132 00:07:03,961 --> 00:07:05,690 Okay. Woo! 133 00:07:05,763 --> 00:07:07,094 I think Ryan has a gay crush on me. 134 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:10,861 Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. 135 00:07:14,238 --> 00:07:15,671 Do you understand? 136 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,104 Yes. 137 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:19,165 Everybody, come on, settle down. 138 00:07:19,243 --> 00:07:20,870 Let's get serious here. 139 00:07:20,944 --> 00:07:24,641 Ryan has a very special important presentation to do, 140 00:07:24,715 --> 00:07:27,275 which we will be doing in the conference room in 10 minutes. 141 00:07:27,351 --> 00:07:30,343 Perfect. Sound good? Okay. All right. 142 00:07:30,421 --> 00:07:31,786 Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. 143 00:07:31,855 --> 00:07:35,848 But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, 144 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:39,418 "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. 145 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:41,191 "I am the big boss now, 146 00:07:41,265 --> 00:07:44,428 "and I have to seem like an ogre, but you know me 147 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:47,732 "and you trust me and we like each other, 148 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:53,107 "and we'll always be friends and I would never take you for granted 149 00:07:53,177 --> 00:07:55,577 "in a million years. 150 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:59,207 "And I miss you, man, and I love you." 151 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:01,381 His words. 152 00:08:07,024 --> 00:08:10,460 Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor-to-ceiling streamlining 153 00:08:10,527 --> 00:08:11,789 of our business model. 154 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:13,727 The centerpiece of the campaign 155 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,732 is a new business-to-business website interface 156 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,327 that will allow us to compete directly with big-box chains. 157 00:08:20,404 --> 00:08:21,996 Wait a second, 158 00:08:22,072 --> 00:08:24,836 last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website. 159 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,900 And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it. 160 00:08:28,612 --> 00:08:30,773 This is a massive overhaul. 161 00:08:30,848 --> 00:08:32,748 We're getting younger, sleeker 162 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,944 and more agile with the way that we adapt to the marketplace. 163 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:38,613 All essential personnel will be issued BlackBerries for company use. 164 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,054 Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 165 00:08:40,124 --> 00:08:42,524 I'll stick around for a while to help you set them up afterwards. 166 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:45,289 Any questions? Dwight? 167 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:48,923 What if we don't want to use a BlackBerry because they are stupid and pointless? 168 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:50,227 This is company-wide, Dwight. 169 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,324 Got it. 170 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:52,561 Andy? 171 00:08:52,636 --> 00:08:55,503 You should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity. 172 00:08:55,672 --> 00:08:57,606 You know, push the words together. 173 00:08:57,674 --> 00:08:59,164 Any other questions? 174 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:01,633 Kelly Kapour? 175 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:04,306 Can we speak privately about our relationship? 176 00:09:04,414 --> 00:09:05,540 Thank you, everybody. 177 00:09:05,616 --> 00:09:07,208 Ryan Howard, everybody. 178 00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:08,546 Good job. 179 00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:11,849 That was some fun stuff. 180 00:09:12,055 --> 00:09:14,114 When does the website go up? As fast as possible. 181 00:09:14,191 --> 00:09:15,920 We want to start retraining people ASAP 182 00:09:15,993 --> 00:09:17,824 so we can hit the ground running with the new system. 183 00:09:17,895 --> 00:09:19,260 Cool beans. 184 00:09:20,297 --> 00:09:22,265 We're screwed. Who is? 185 00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,357 Us. You and me. The old-timers. 186 00:09:24,568 --> 00:09:26,627 I am not old. You are old. 187 00:09:26,703 --> 00:09:28,466 You are, like, 100. 188 00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:30,334 You're over 40. That's the cut-off. 189 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:32,568 Are you listening to what he's saying? 190 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:35,578 "Retraining," "new system,"youth." 191 00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:39,514 I'm telling you this kid is the Grim Reaper. You deal with this 192 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:44,020 or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners. 193 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,754 I swore I wouldn't tell anybody this, but 194 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:53,223 in the interest of revealing secrets... 195 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:56,299 Oh, my God, this is gonna make your brain explode. 196 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,525 Dwight and Angela 197 00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:01,093 dating. 198 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:02,968 Have been for six months. 199 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,270 No. Swear to God. 200 00:10:05,342 --> 00:10:07,902 Oh, this is great. I was actually gonna wait and tell you on your birthday, 201 00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,445 but this is much more fun. 202 00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:13,779 No, they have been dating for, like, two years. 203 00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:15,943 Since before your barbecue. 204 00:10:17,487 --> 00:10:19,387 Wait, what? 205 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:21,752 You knew? 206 00:10:22,092 --> 00:10:23,116 And you didn't say anything? 207 00:10:23,193 --> 00:10:25,286 You didn't say anything to me. 208 00:10:26,496 --> 00:10:27,758 Fair enough. 209 00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:32,200 Wow. We should have started dating, like, a long time ago. 210 00:10:32,269 --> 00:10:33,327 Oh, sorry... Can you believe that? 211 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:34,700 I didn't know you guys were in here. 212 00:10:34,771 --> 00:10:35,931 Oh, no. We're just sitting here. 213 00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:38,031 I couldn't see your hands. 214 00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:42,603 Hey, Pam, by the way, it's great that you're dating. 215 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:47,707 But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. 216 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:51,952 You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. 217 00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:53,853 Okay? Okay. 218 00:10:53,924 --> 00:10:56,188 Okay. Okay. 219 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:59,821 And that is why we waited so long to tell people. 220 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,305 Okay, what's up? 221 00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,139 Yeah, okay, I was just... 222 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:18,403 After the presentation I just wanted to make sure that vis-à-vis me in the office, 223 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,109 everything is business as usual? 224 00:11:20,183 --> 00:11:22,583 Well, it is business, but not as usual. 225 00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:24,280 Yeah, no, I understand. 226 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:28,950 We're making great strides, we're updating, but business as usual, no? 227 00:11:29,026 --> 00:11:32,655 No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch, 228 00:11:32,729 --> 00:11:34,856 we're implementing a brand new system. 229 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,796 Good. So we're on the same page. 230 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,994 No, we're not. 231 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:47,467 Michael, I know exactly how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch. 232 00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:50,945 This company is getting younger, faster and more efficient. 233 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,244 You need to prepare yourself. 234 00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:57,047 We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young 235 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,216 and we called him my brother and that's what I thought he was. 236 00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:07,363 And then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, 237 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:11,034 taking all of my blue jeans with him. 238 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:14,093 And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. 239 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:18,040 That is what Ryan is like. 240 00:12:18,108 --> 00:12:20,338 A fake brother who steals your jeans. 241 00:12:25,182 --> 00:12:27,480 So, how are you? 242 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:29,985 Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys. 243 00:12:30,253 --> 00:12:32,551 Good. A lot. Black guys, mostly. 244 00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:34,256 Kelly. What? 245 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,286 Wait... 246 00:12:38,729 --> 00:12:41,721 How do you touch just one of these buttons at a time? 247 00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:43,197 I don't know. 248 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,097 Did you even try? 249 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:48,761 If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him. 250 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,500 I can't see half the things. 251 00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:53,168 It's too little. Use the phone. 252 00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:57,008 I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want. 253 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,911 Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay? 254 00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,007 You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend. 255 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,349 Oh, big strong man, fancy new whatever. 256 00:13:04,421 --> 00:13:05,683 I don't think you ever cared about me. 257 00:13:05,756 --> 00:13:06,848 I never cared about you? 258 00:13:06,923 --> 00:13:08,891 Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email, 259 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,392 asked me out, I said no, 260 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,121 because I was committed to our relationship. 261 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:15,062 Well, I hope you're still committed, because I'm pregnant. 262 00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:20,929 And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it. 263 00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:22,369 Okay. Okay. 264 00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:23,906 Do you feel prepared to help me raise a baby? 265 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:27,171 I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay? 266 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:29,142 After work, we'll go out to dinner. 267 00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:31,009 We'll talk about it then, okay? 268 00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,351 We have a date. 269 00:13:40,357 --> 00:13:42,791 Hello. Hello, Dwight. 270 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,458 I've been thinking about things 271 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:50,924 and I wanted to know if you would have dinner with me tonight. 272 00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,093 Really? 273 00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:53,363 Yes. 274 00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:56,895 I'll make a reservation. No, no. Let me cook for you. 275 00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:59,771 Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side. 276 00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:02,073 I would prefer a public place. 277 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,679 See you after work. 278 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,746 Hi, Pam. Hi. 279 00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:14,313 Is Michael in? In his office. 280 00:14:14,391 --> 00:14:15,949 You can go right in. Okay. 281 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,084 Hey. Jan. 282 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,958 Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. 283 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,856 So, elephant in the room, I have your old job. 284 00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:28,502 Well, not exactly my job. I mean, I had a different title. 285 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:31,803 Oh, well, excuse me. Same office, same responsibilities. 286 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,810 Different salary. You'll get there. Don't worry. 287 00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,403 Well, you look great. 288 00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,142 Thank you. Thank you. 289 00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:41,184 Scranton suits you. 290 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,980 Best decision I ever made. 291 00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,287 You were let go. 292 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,880 You know, I love the beard. Keep it forever. 293 00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:50,723 Hey. Hey. 294 00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:55,963 What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles? 295 00:14:56,032 --> 00:14:57,192 What? 296 00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:00,930 I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids. 297 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,571 So what's Ryan doing here? 298 00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:07,007 Oh, I don't know. 299 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,272 They're launching a big new business plan, 300 00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:11,143 new website... Blah, blah, blah. 301 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,815 He's being a real twerp about it, too. 302 00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:20,016 It's all about youth and agility and streamlining 303 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,785 and trying to squeeze out the older people. 304 00:15:21,858 --> 00:15:23,849 He's such a snake. Well... 305 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,293 I hope he gets hit with an ageism suit. 306 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:28,797 What is that word? 307 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,389 Ageism? 308 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:34,698 Companies, they can't discriminate against people due to old age. 309 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:37,763 Like a couple of years ago, we tried to force out some of the older branch managers 310 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:39,365 with a mandatory retirement age. 311 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,171 And then Ed Truck, your old boss, 312 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:44,304 threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off. 313 00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:47,782 So older people have just as many rights as younger people? 314 00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:49,478 Yes, Michael. 315 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,748 They do. 316 00:16:14,878 --> 00:16:16,505 Creed? Yes, sir. 317 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:19,438 Everything okay? Everything's cool, dude. 318 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,746 I'm 30. Well, in November, I'll be 30. 319 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,085 Is there another meeting scheduled? 320 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,920 I was gonna do the BlackBerry tutorial in here. 321 00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:32,052 Michael told us to wait in here. We don't know why. 322 00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:36,561 Oh, man. 323 00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:38,294 Good. We're all here. 324 00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,097 We can get started. Michael. 325 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,660 Have a seat. We're not doing this today. 326 00:16:41,738 --> 00:16:43,228 Have a seat like everybody else. 327 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,933 Okay. This is... 328 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:46,566 It's still my office, Ryan. 329 00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:58,351 Well, there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. 330 00:16:58,421 --> 00:17:01,584 Well, new ideas are fine, 331 00:17:01,658 --> 00:17:04,320 but they are also illegal 332 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,022 because they are a form of ageism. 333 00:17:07,097 --> 00:17:09,395 What? Yes. I am right. 334 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:16,063 Did you know that, "The age discrimination in employment act of 1967 335 00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:20,074 "prohibits employment discrimination based on age with respect to employees 336 00:17:20,143 --> 00:17:22,111 "40 years of age or older"? 337 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:23,338 I did. 338 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,108 Mmm. Technically, he's right. 339 00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:26,273 Hey, shut up, Toby. 340 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:31,184 Look, why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? 341 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:32,312 Because they're lame. 342 00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:35,256 No! Creed, no, they are not. 343 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:39,785 In fact, many cultures revere old people 344 00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:42,331 because of their storytelling ability. 345 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,196 Like the old lady from Titanic. 346 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:49,466 Or the funny things that they can do, like, "Where's the Beef?" 347 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,507 Yeah? Why do you have the Big picture up again? 348 00:17:51,574 --> 00:17:53,303 You used that already when you burned your foot. 349 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,809 Reusing the Ben Kingsley, too. 350 00:17:54,878 --> 00:17:57,904 I was going to put up some new pictures, 351 00:17:57,981 --> 00:18:00,950 but all of the ink in the printer was gone. 352 00:18:01,284 --> 00:18:02,444 Oh. 353 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:05,352 Michael Scott? That is me. Come on in. 354 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:07,951 Who is this old fart? 355 00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:12,393 Did you just stagger off the street out of a box or something? 356 00:18:12,462 --> 00:18:14,396 Who's this worthless bag of bones? 357 00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:18,992 Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin, 358 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:21,003 Mr. Robert Dunder. 359 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,535 Huh? Oh, yeah. 360 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:25,701 Yes! 361 00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:27,668 Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second? 362 00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:29,109 Sure thing. 363 00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:31,173 Excuse me. 364 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,307 We have actual work to do. 365 00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:35,749 Fine. 366 00:18:35,819 --> 00:18:38,219 Then I will call David Wallace and you can explain to him 367 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:41,587 why you threw the founder of the company out on his ancient butt. 368 00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:47,390 Bob, how old are you? 369 00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:49,021 I'm 87. 370 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:51,567 87 years young. 371 00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:54,194 And still active. That is great. 372 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:57,637 Did you know that Bob is still a member of the board of Dunder Mifflin? 373 00:18:57,707 --> 00:19:01,404 Well, I haven't been to a board meeting in years. 374 00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:03,101 I send a proxy. 375 00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,943 Ah! Still sends his own proxy. Good for you. 376 00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:08,910 I'm gonna live for a very long time. 377 00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,647 My Grandma Schrute lived to be 101. 378 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,656 My Grandpa Manheim is 103, 379 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:17,284 and still puttering around down in Argentina. 380 00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:18,755 I tried to go visit him once, 381 00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:21,922 but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation. 382 00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:25,668 I started this company in 1949. 383 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:26,759 Wow. 384 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:29,999 Back then it was an industrial supplier 385 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:33,338 of metal brackets, mostly, for construction. 386 00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:34,706 Oh, boy. 387 00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:36,143 And then Mifflin, 388 00:19:36,212 --> 00:19:38,305 of course he killed himself later, 389 00:19:38,381 --> 00:19:41,214 uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club. 390 00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:42,410 Great. 391 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,713 And he was... 392 00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:47,848 He was at dinner with Beverly and her husband... 393 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:49,619 What was his name? 394 00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:52,720 Jerry. Jerry Trupianno... I don't know. 395 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:57,062 from South Jersey and he was tall. 396 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,829 Both he and Mifflin were tall guys. 397 00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:03,031 Great. That's great. Thank you for coming in. 398 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:04,733 Robert Dunder, everybody. 399 00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,971 Thank you. That was wonderful. Do you have a ride? 400 00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:10,478 Well, I came here in a cab. Perfect. 401 00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:12,515 Could you get me that... That's nice. 402 00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:15,483 Inspirational. What have we learned? 403 00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:20,580 Well, we have learned that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, 404 00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:24,024 because it's illegal. And you will go to jail. 405 00:20:24,093 --> 00:20:25,720 I think that I should help him get home. 406 00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:28,457 No. No, don't help him. He doesn't need help, Pam. 407 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,205 What a nice guy. 408 00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,101 Good night, guys. 409 00:20:43,012 --> 00:20:45,139 Well, today was a fantastic waste of time. 410 00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:47,206 I disagree. I think it was very valuable. 411 00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:50,741 Michael, technology helps business, okay? You should not resist it. 412 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,219 This is the way the world is moving. 413 00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:55,223 I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better. 414 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,849 And I can prove it. 415 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:59,656 Okay. I look forward to hearing your ideas. 416 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,122 Where do you want to go? 417 00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:04,393 I don't know, someplace romantic and expensive. 418 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:05,934 Kelly, come on. 419 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,060 You know what, you're right. 420 00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:10,936 I'm feeling kind of nauseous, anyway. So, you know, skip it. 421 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,414 Are you enjoying your vegetarian noodles? 422 00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:20,779 Very much. 423 00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:22,883 How's your meat? 424 00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:25,079 Dry. Delicious. 425 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:30,887 I heard a joke today. 426 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,621 Oh, that's funny. 427 00:21:33,196 --> 00:21:35,130 Yes, it was. 428 00:21:39,302 --> 00:21:41,497 Are you enjoying your mineral water? 429 00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:44,699 I can't do this. I can't be with you. 430 00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:50,137 Every time I look in your eyes I see Sprinkles' stiff, lifeless body. 431 00:21:50,213 --> 00:21:54,809 Then don't look in my eyes. Look right here. It's an old sales trick. 432 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:58,320 I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could. 433 00:21:58,388 --> 00:22:00,652 No, please don't do this, monkey. 434 00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:03,886 I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning. 435 00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,363 Smell that. 436 00:22:13,436 --> 00:22:14,801 Do you smell that? 437 00:22:14,871 --> 00:22:15,895 Dry rot? 438 00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:19,135 No, Dwight, that smells like good business to me. 439 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,971 What I have done here is I have collected 440 00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:24,878 all the finest gourmet items that Scranton has to offer. 441 00:22:24,948 --> 00:22:26,745 Sweet, chocolate turtles. 442 00:22:26,816 --> 00:22:29,876 Yes. No, no, those are for our clients. 443 00:22:29,953 --> 00:22:32,080 Actually, our ex-clients. I'll explain later. 444 00:22:32,155 --> 00:22:37,218 Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs, 445 00:22:37,293 --> 00:22:42,230 but I think he is forgetting about the original instant message, 446 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,601 letters attached to baskets of food. 447 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:56,703 Excuse me, Angela. Michael asked me to turn in these receipts 448 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:58,770 for these gift basket items. 449 00:22:58,848 --> 00:23:00,839 Thank you. You're welcome. 450 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:05,048 Is that all? Yes. 451 00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:09,786 I miss you. 452 00:23:10,326 --> 00:23:11,452 Elevators. 453 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:14,755 Dwight, you have to listen to me. 454 00:23:14,831 --> 00:23:18,892 We are not seeing each other anymore. Can you accept that? 455 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,669 Fine. 456 00:23:23,373 --> 00:23:25,000 Then I just want to be friends. 457 00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:26,098 Good. 458 00:23:26,175 --> 00:23:28,735 Plus a little extra. Also, I love you. 459 00:23:32,615 --> 00:23:33,741 I don't understand what the big deal is. 460 00:23:33,816 --> 00:23:34,805 You don't? No. 461 00:23:34,884 --> 00:23:36,579 You lied about being pregnant. Right. So? 462 00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:39,018 You really don't understand why that might make me kind of angry? 463 00:23:39,088 --> 00:23:41,352 No. We're never getting back together. 464 00:23:41,424 --> 00:23:42,686 Why not? 465 00:23:45,361 --> 00:23:46,419 Hey. 466 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:48,088 Hey. 467 00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:53,299 All right, I just have to ask, now that we're public, 468 00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:56,732 is the magic gone? 469 00:23:57,874 --> 00:24:00,934 It's funny you bring that up because, yes, it is. 470 00:24:02,078 --> 00:24:06,378 I knew it. Oh, man. Just like that, huh? 471 00:24:06,449 --> 00:24:10,510 I think, I mean, I don't know what it is, but... 472 00:24:11,154 --> 00:24:14,817 Be honest. I now find you repulsive. 473 00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:16,358 That's honest. 474 00:24:17,493 --> 00:24:19,393 All right. Fair enough. 475 00:24:22,331 --> 00:24:25,027 It was really fun while it lasted, though, wasn't it? 476 00:24:25,101 --> 00:24:26,591 Yeah. 477 00:24:26,669 --> 00:24:28,193 For me it was. 478 00:24:28,271 --> 00:24:29,670 Okay. 479 00:24:29,739 --> 00:24:31,001 All right. 480 00:24:35,278 --> 00:24:36,905 Yeah. 481 00:24:36,979 --> 00:24:39,311 Hey, boss, I didn't know you were coming in today. 482 00:24:39,382 --> 00:24:41,145 What is going on here? 483 00:24:41,217 --> 00:24:42,377 I am glad that you asked. 484 00:24:42,452 --> 00:24:44,283 Listen up, everybody. 485 00:24:44,387 --> 00:24:48,949 In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. 486 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:52,825 These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. 487 00:24:52,895 --> 00:24:54,226 We are going to show up 488 00:24:54,297 --> 00:24:58,393 at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back. 489 00:24:58,468 --> 00:24:59,457 With gift baskets? 490 00:24:59,535 --> 00:25:01,469 With peanut brittle, 491 00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:06,598 with macadamia nut cookies, with chocolate turtles, 492 00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:12,212 with raspberry jam, and a little bit of fat and salt. 493 00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:14,973 Because you know what? That's what people like. 494 00:25:15,051 --> 00:25:16,814 Ever since I was a kid, 495 00:25:16,886 --> 00:25:19,116 people have been telling me that I can't do things. 496 00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,985 "You can't be on the team. 497 00:25:21,057 --> 00:25:22,888 "You can't move on to second grade." 498 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:27,123 Well, now they're telling me that I can't win back clients 499 00:25:27,196 --> 00:25:29,528 using old-fashioned business methods. 500 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:31,157 We'll see about that. 501 00:25:32,435 --> 00:25:36,963 And FYI, I eventually aced second grade, and I was the biggest kid in class. 502 00:25:38,341 --> 00:25:43,335 Okay, we're gonna split up into teams. Jim, Phyllis. Stanley, Dwight. Me, Andy. 503 00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:45,340 I'm not driving with him. 504 00:25:45,414 --> 00:25:47,143 I'll go with you, Stanley. Or him. 505 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:48,240 Why don't we just go by ourselves? 506 00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:51,684 Why don't we just go as teams to demonstrate our teamsmanship? 507 00:25:51,754 --> 00:25:52,846 Michael? Yes. 508 00:25:52,922 --> 00:25:54,617 This is stupid. Well, that's... Okay. 509 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,214 That's not helpful, Phyllis. 510 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:59,193 How is giving people gift baskets going to get our clients back? 511 00:25:59,262 --> 00:26:01,355 Gift baskets are amazing, Phyllis. 512 00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:04,126 Gift baskets are 513 00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,470 the essence of class and fanciness. 514 00:26:08,538 --> 00:26:11,200 They are the ultimate present that a person can receive. 515 00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:13,401 What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want, 516 00:26:13,476 --> 00:26:17,344 including a gift basket. So, it's kind of the best gift ever. 517 00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:19,074 What about a gift basket full of cash? 518 00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:21,912 Yes. Cash basket. Nice work, Tuna. 519 00:26:21,984 --> 00:26:23,451 Fine. I'm just gonna go by myself. 520 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:27,785 And I am going to win them back by myself because this is important to me. 521 00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:30,081 Michael, wait. 522 00:26:30,626 --> 00:26:31,854 Let me go. 523 00:26:32,995 --> 00:26:34,394 No, this is my quest. 524 00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:36,863 Please. Let me go. 525 00:26:36,933 --> 00:26:39,993 I need to win those clients back. 526 00:26:40,536 --> 00:26:41,594 Please. 527 00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:42,933 Fine. 528 00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:46,270 Then Godspeed to both of us. 529 00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:49,038 Good luck, Michael. 530 00:26:49,111 --> 00:26:51,375 We don't need luck. 531 00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:53,415 Yeah. But thank you. 532 00:26:53,482 --> 00:26:55,347 That was really nice of you to say. Thank you. 533 00:26:55,418 --> 00:26:57,943 Business to business, the old-fashioned way, 534 00:26:58,020 --> 00:27:00,420 no BlackBerries, no websites. 535 00:27:01,691 --> 00:27:05,821 I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people. 536 00:27:08,331 --> 00:27:09,798 Yes, I understand that, David. 537 00:27:09,865 --> 00:27:12,299 I just felt that if we were to downsize Kelly 538 00:27:12,368 --> 00:27:16,168 and then outsource customer service to India, which a lot of companies... 539 00:27:16,706 --> 00:27:19,539 Yeah. No. Yes, Kelly is Indian. 540 00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:21,668 I understand that's confusing. 541 00:27:22,545 --> 00:27:24,410 Hey, bro, I've been meaning to ask you, 542 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,471 can we get some Red Bull for these things? 543 00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:30,645 Sometimes a guy's got to ride the bull. Am I right? Later, skater. 544 00:27:33,856 --> 00:27:36,381 Sweet ride. American-made. 545 00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:37,824 What happened to the Sebring? 546 00:27:37,893 --> 00:27:40,088 It is in the body shop. 547 00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:43,197 I had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith. 548 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:44,494 Oh, that's a pain in the ass. 549 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:45,659 I know. 550 00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:47,532 So, who's next? Larry Meyers. 551 00:27:47,603 --> 00:27:50,538 Left us six months ago for Office Depot. 552 00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:54,804 Proceed to the highlighted route, then route guidance will begin. 553 00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:56,276 Why do you use that thing? 554 00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:58,210 It lets them know where you are at all times. 555 00:27:58,281 --> 00:27:59,475 Who? 556 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:03,609 The government, spy satellites, private detectives, 557 00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:05,911 ex-girlfriends. 558 00:28:15,197 --> 00:28:18,792 Next night, I'm out at a bar, 2:00 a.m. I figure I'll get a sandwich, 559 00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:21,063 'cause you can get a sandwich any time of the night, 560 00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:22,764 I run into Vince Vaughn. 561 00:28:22,838 --> 00:28:24,237 No way. 562 00:28:24,307 --> 00:28:25,365 Literally. 563 00:28:25,441 --> 00:28:28,103 Dude, you are so money, 564 00:28:28,177 --> 00:28:31,044 but you don't even know it, but you do. 565 00:28:32,715 --> 00:28:34,307 Later, guys. Yeah. 566 00:28:34,383 --> 00:28:36,510 Later, dude. Later, man. 567 00:28:39,322 --> 00:28:43,656 Jim, how awesome is Ryan now? 568 00:28:43,726 --> 00:28:46,058 Yeah. He's definitely something. 569 00:28:46,729 --> 00:28:47,787 What does that mean? 570 00:28:47,863 --> 00:28:51,162 That whole lifestyle, his whole vibe, you find that appealing? 571 00:28:52,501 --> 00:28:53,559 Tuna. 572 00:28:55,171 --> 00:28:56,297 Tuna, Tuna, Tuna. 573 00:28:56,372 --> 00:28:57,896 Tuna, Tuna, Tuna. 574 00:28:58,374 --> 00:29:01,605 He has a killer job. He's rich. 575 00:29:01,677 --> 00:29:05,545 He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. 576 00:29:05,614 --> 00:29:08,208 He wears really cool rich-guy clothes. 577 00:29:08,284 --> 00:29:11,879 And he can get any girl that he wants. 578 00:29:11,954 --> 00:29:15,355 So, I'm sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome, 579 00:29:15,658 --> 00:29:16,716 then 580 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,757 you need awesome lessons. 581 00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:21,990 Tuna, check you later. 582 00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:25,727 'Cause he's so money that he doesn't even know it. 583 00:29:25,801 --> 00:29:28,201 Wow, those things are heavy. 584 00:29:28,971 --> 00:29:30,370 There's a lot of stuff in there. 585 00:29:30,439 --> 00:29:34,603 We have macadamia nut cookies, 586 00:29:35,411 --> 00:29:37,208 the honey mustard pretzels. 587 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,112 Have you ever tried focaccia crisps? 588 00:29:40,182 --> 00:29:41,911 You know we closed our account with you, right? 589 00:29:41,984 --> 00:29:44,009 Yes. We do. We're with Office Depot now. 590 00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,713 Yes. Yes. Yes, we know. 591 00:29:45,788 --> 00:29:48,086 But we just have not gotten over you. Well... 592 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:51,217 And we are dedicated to providing you with the very best customer service... 593 00:29:51,293 --> 00:29:52,624 This is... the very best 594 00:29:52,695 --> 00:29:55,289 personal business relationship... That's exactly right. 595 00:29:55,364 --> 00:29:57,924 we can if you ever decide to come back to us. 596 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,468 Okay. I don't think we're coming back. 597 00:30:00,536 --> 00:30:02,868 Please come back. Okay, you know what? 598 00:30:02,938 --> 00:30:04,667 Just enjoy the gift basket 599 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:08,232 and remember that we provide a personal touch. 600 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:10,039 Remember what we had, Larry. 601 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,875 I mean, really, it's about money. 602 00:30:11,947 --> 00:30:14,074 Well, just enjoy the gift basket. 603 00:30:14,784 --> 00:30:16,411 Okay, thanks. All right. 604 00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:18,385 I mean, their website's really easy to use, too. 605 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,183 That's a big deal for us. 606 00:30:21,157 --> 00:30:23,421 That guy was so... 607 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:26,594 How can they not know how much better we are? 608 00:30:26,662 --> 00:30:28,994 I don't know. Sometimes people are just impossible 609 00:30:29,064 --> 00:30:30,759 and they make you miserable. That is true. 610 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,266 Like Angela in accounting. 611 00:30:32,334 --> 00:30:33,528 Yes. She is nuts. 612 00:30:34,737 --> 00:30:37,501 No, she's wonderful at accounting. 613 00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:39,734 But she drives me crazy. 614 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:43,069 Make the next right turn. 615 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:45,443 How do they know? How does this know where to turn? 616 00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:47,141 That's very impressive. 617 00:30:47,783 --> 00:30:49,080 Hey, Pam, 618 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:52,416 I haven't settled on a final design logo yet for Dunder Mifflin Infinity 619 00:30:52,488 --> 00:30:54,319 and I know you're into graphic design. 620 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,950 Do you want to give it a shot? Maybe try and design the logo. 621 00:30:57,026 --> 00:30:58,687 Totally. Cool. 622 00:30:58,761 --> 00:31:00,592 That would be great. 623 00:31:00,663 --> 00:31:02,790 Can you do a couple mock-ups and I'll take a look? 624 00:31:02,865 --> 00:31:03,923 Yeah. Thank you very much. 625 00:31:03,999 --> 00:31:05,023 Thank you. Cool. 626 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,192 Okay. 627 00:31:11,907 --> 00:31:16,776 Yeah, I'm going to do some mock-ups and then turn those into thumbnails, 628 00:31:16,946 --> 00:31:20,814 maybe do some splash frames... 629 00:31:20,883 --> 00:31:23,784 I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm excited. 630 00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:27,645 And the last guy says, "No, hairy body." 631 00:31:27,723 --> 00:31:29,156 You know, I have heard it before. 632 00:31:29,225 --> 00:31:32,388 Ah. Well, it's still very good. 633 00:31:33,562 --> 00:31:36,053 I bet I know someone who hasn't heard that joke, 634 00:31:36,131 --> 00:31:37,598 your daughter Emily. 635 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:38,792 How's she doing? 636 00:31:38,868 --> 00:31:41,302 She's great. Thanks for asking. 637 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:42,894 Great memory, by the way. 638 00:31:42,972 --> 00:31:45,304 Is she gonna be, like, 11 this winter? 639 00:31:45,374 --> 00:31:47,774 Wow. They grow up so fast. 640 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:50,435 I have a few of my own that I want someday. 641 00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:53,605 Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time. 642 00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:54,808 I know you're a very busy man. 643 00:31:54,884 --> 00:31:57,352 The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off 644 00:31:57,453 --> 00:32:02,413 this elaborate bag of goodies and to ask you to reconsider. 645 00:32:02,491 --> 00:32:03,890 Okay. 646 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:06,393 Okay. Okay. So you'll reconsider? 647 00:32:06,695 --> 00:32:08,424 Okay, thanks for the goodies. 648 00:32:08,497 --> 00:32:09,486 Ah. 649 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:17,297 Is that all you have to say? 650 00:32:18,774 --> 00:32:20,901 It looks delicious. I don't know. 651 00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:22,534 You don't know? 652 00:32:23,712 --> 00:32:26,840 Look, we want you back. 653 00:32:28,017 --> 00:32:29,348 Can you offer lower prices? 654 00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:30,578 Well, no. 655 00:32:30,653 --> 00:32:31,847 Well, then, we're not coming back. 656 00:32:31,921 --> 00:32:33,320 He's not coming back. It's over, Michael. 657 00:32:33,389 --> 00:32:34,754 No, it's not. No, he's right. 658 00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,415 No. Accept it. Why would he come back? 659 00:32:36,492 --> 00:32:38,983 Why would he come back? I will tell you, Dwight. 660 00:32:39,061 --> 00:32:43,725 He would come back because we offer a wide selection of products, 661 00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:46,597 and because you're definitely not getting the same sort of customer service 662 00:32:46,669 --> 00:32:47,658 that you get with us, are you? 663 00:32:47,736 --> 00:32:48,930 That's not gonna change his mind. 664 00:32:49,004 --> 00:32:51,996 He's moving on. We had our chance and we killed it. 665 00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,474 Look. 666 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:04,150 We're also coming out with a website soon. 667 00:33:04,219 --> 00:33:06,084 It's a state-of-the-art thing. 668 00:33:06,155 --> 00:33:08,146 It'll be up and running. 669 00:33:08,958 --> 00:33:13,861 It's gonna cut costs, and it will make ordering much, much easier. 670 00:33:13,929 --> 00:33:16,295 Okay. Well, when it's up, I'll check it out, 671 00:33:16,365 --> 00:33:19,232 and if it really cuts costs, maybe we'll come back. 672 00:33:20,035 --> 00:33:22,526 Great. The magic of the gift basket. 673 00:33:22,605 --> 00:33:24,232 That I don't care about as much. 674 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,295 Let me know when the site's up. 675 00:33:25,374 --> 00:33:27,467 Okay. Good. 676 00:33:28,243 --> 00:33:31,610 Don't let Emily have any of the Cajun almonds. She's allergic. 677 00:33:33,983 --> 00:33:35,951 Proceed straight. 678 00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:38,009 Well, we're 0 for 6. 679 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:40,317 Last chance is the Elmhurst Country Club. 680 00:33:41,023 --> 00:33:42,854 Other side of the lake on the southeast side. 681 00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:44,358 I don't get it. 682 00:33:44,426 --> 00:33:47,361 I really don't get it. I thought this would work. 683 00:33:47,796 --> 00:33:50,128 I threw everything I had at that guy and nothing. 684 00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,463 That's how it goes sometimes, you know? 685 00:33:52,534 --> 00:33:55,901 You lose everything and everything falls apart 686 00:33:55,971 --> 00:33:57,768 and eventually you die 687 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,068 and no one remembers you. 688 00:33:59,141 --> 00:34:00,631 That is a very good point, Dwight. 689 00:34:00,709 --> 00:34:02,370 Make a right turn. 690 00:34:03,078 --> 00:34:06,445 Wait, wait. No, no, no. It means bear right. 691 00:34:06,515 --> 00:34:09,450 No. It said right. It said take a right. Up there. 692 00:34:09,518 --> 00:34:10,712 No, no, no, look. 693 00:34:10,786 --> 00:34:14,552 It means go up to the right, bear right over the bridge 694 00:34:14,623 --> 00:34:15,647 and hook up with 307. 695 00:34:17,626 --> 00:34:18,650 It said go to the right. 696 00:34:18,727 --> 00:34:19,751 It can't mean that. 697 00:34:19,828 --> 00:34:20,795 There's a lake there! I think it 698 00:34:20,863 --> 00:34:22,421 knows where it is going. This is the lake! 699 00:34:22,498 --> 00:34:23,692 The machine knows! This is the lake! 700 00:34:23,766 --> 00:34:25,165 Stop yelling at me! No! 701 00:34:25,234 --> 00:34:27,759 Stop yelling! There's no road here! 702 00:34:29,772 --> 00:34:32,036 Remain calm. I have trained for this. 703 00:34:32,408 --> 00:34:33,534 Okay. 704 00:34:33,609 --> 00:34:35,406 Exit the window! Here we go. 705 00:34:35,477 --> 00:34:38,139 Make a U-turn, if possible. 706 00:34:38,213 --> 00:34:40,272 Look out for leeches! 707 00:34:40,349 --> 00:34:42,874 Michael! Are you okay? 708 00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:47,149 Swim for it! I got you. I got you. 709 00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:50,316 Oh, God. 710 00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:52,360 Michael! Michael! 711 00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:53,690 Let go. Let go of me. 712 00:34:53,762 --> 00:34:54,956 Michael. 713 00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:59,757 I got you! I got you! 714 00:35:00,202 --> 00:35:02,932 Come on. Come on. Come on. 715 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:06,635 Come on. 716 00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:32,866 You sure you're okay? 717 00:35:32,935 --> 00:35:34,266 Fine. 718 00:35:34,336 --> 00:35:37,635 Good. That is what's most important. 719 00:35:38,507 --> 00:35:40,839 Did you get the rental insurance? 720 00:35:41,076 --> 00:35:43,977 Because that is pretty important, too, at a time like this. 721 00:35:51,887 --> 00:35:54,321 What a disaster. This whole thing. 722 00:35:55,557 --> 00:35:57,149 I'll call a cab. 723 00:35:57,226 --> 00:36:01,925 These people just don't realize what a gift basket means. They don't get it. 724 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,089 Look at that. Still works. Old-fashioned cell phone. 725 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:07,329 Yeah. What about that last guy, Aaron? 726 00:36:07,402 --> 00:36:11,236 Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it. 727 00:36:11,306 --> 00:36:13,467 "Their website is so easy." 728 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:17,205 Yeah, well, you can have your technology, jackass. 729 00:36:17,279 --> 00:36:18,337 Look where it got us. 730 00:36:18,413 --> 00:36:20,779 Yes, we need a cab at Lake Scranton 731 00:36:20,849 --> 00:36:23,409 at the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake. 732 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:24,713 Hang up. 733 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:27,216 You know what we're gonna do? 734 00:36:27,289 --> 00:36:28,950 We're walking back. 735 00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:30,753 We're walking back to that office 736 00:36:30,826 --> 00:36:34,262 and we're going to reclaim our gift basket. 737 00:36:34,329 --> 00:36:37,321 Yes. We're going to take what's rightfully ours. 738 00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:39,594 We're gonna take a stand, Dwight. 739 00:36:41,336 --> 00:36:43,236 We're gonna take a stand! Take a stand! 740 00:36:43,572 --> 00:36:45,836 So it plays on the infinity thing without being obvious, you know? 741 00:36:45,908 --> 00:36:47,432 Yeah. Definitely. 742 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,443 I'd love to do like a color version, 743 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,672 just bring a little color to it. I like it a lot. 744 00:36:51,747 --> 00:36:53,806 It's clear and subtle at the same time. 745 00:36:53,882 --> 00:36:56,476 It's really good. You have a real talent for this stuff. 746 00:36:56,552 --> 00:36:59,112 Thanks. I'd love to talk to you about it more. 747 00:36:59,188 --> 00:37:00,280 That would be great. 748 00:37:00,355 --> 00:37:02,346 Do you want to go out to dinner tonight? 749 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,115 Oh, is it... 750 00:37:05,194 --> 00:37:06,957 Wear something nice. No. 751 00:37:07,029 --> 00:37:08,121 What? 752 00:37:08,597 --> 00:37:09,928 I just... I'm sorry. 753 00:37:09,998 --> 00:37:11,431 I just want to have dinner. 754 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:14,167 I'm dating Jim. 755 00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:17,094 You're kidding. 756 00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:22,039 We're together. 757 00:37:23,178 --> 00:37:27,114 That's great. I... That's awesome. 758 00:37:27,182 --> 00:37:28,547 Yeah. Great. 759 00:37:32,888 --> 00:37:34,378 So, let me... Yeah. 760 00:37:34,456 --> 00:37:36,651 Let me look at these. Okay. Great. 761 00:37:36,725 --> 00:37:38,124 Cool. Great. 762 00:37:46,101 --> 00:37:50,094 I guess he can't get any girl he wants. 763 00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:02,281 Did you forget something? What happened to you guys? 764 00:38:02,351 --> 00:38:03,784 Give it back. 765 00:38:05,888 --> 00:38:07,515 The gift basket. Give it back. 766 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:08,647 Oh, what is this? 767 00:38:08,724 --> 00:38:09,918 It's real simple. 768 00:38:09,992 --> 00:38:13,928 If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket. 769 00:38:13,996 --> 00:38:16,055 Maybe you should leave. 770 00:38:16,131 --> 00:38:18,292 Yeah. Maybe we should... 771 00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:20,494 Maybe we should leave. Come on, let's leave. 772 00:38:20,569 --> 00:38:21,661 But before we leave, 773 00:38:21,737 --> 00:38:26,504 my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches. 774 00:38:26,575 --> 00:38:29,772 Can you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna... Sorry. 775 00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:31,574 My clothes are so wet. 776 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:33,012 Nice leather. 777 00:38:33,081 --> 00:38:35,549 Oh, my shoes are so muddy. 778 00:38:35,651 --> 00:38:38,211 All right, here you go. Take it back. 779 00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:39,914 It's been opened. Yeah, it was mine. 780 00:38:39,988 --> 00:38:43,389 What's missing? The turtles. 781 00:38:43,692 --> 00:38:44,681 Summer sausage. Where are the turtles? 782 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,751 Where are the turtles? Come on, guys, get out of here. 783 00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:51,595 Where are the turtles? Where are they? 784 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:52,725 Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. 785 00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:55,770 We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans 786 00:38:55,837 --> 00:38:58,397 and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. 787 00:38:58,473 --> 00:39:01,909 Hand over the turtles now! 788 00:39:02,511 --> 00:39:05,446 I ate them, okay? I ate the turtles. They're gone. 789 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,284 We'll bill you. 790 00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:25,633 May I have your attention, please? 791 00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:29,694 This office will not be using any new technology ever. 792 00:39:29,771 --> 00:39:31,898 Starting now. That is not correct. 793 00:39:31,974 --> 00:39:36,411 Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well, guess what? 794 00:39:36,478 --> 00:39:38,446 I just drove my car into a lake. 795 00:39:38,513 --> 00:39:39,707 You did what? 796 00:39:39,781 --> 00:39:43,842 I drove my car into a lake. 797 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,953 Why, you may ask, did I do this? 798 00:39:48,023 --> 00:39:50,253 Well, because of a machine. 799 00:39:50,325 --> 00:39:54,887 A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it. 800 00:39:54,963 --> 00:39:59,366 I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology. 801 00:39:59,434 --> 00:40:00,560 And look where it got me. 802 00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:01,659 Into a lake. 803 00:40:01,737 --> 00:40:02,761 Exactly. 804 00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,806 Did you get any clients back? 805 00:40:05,007 --> 00:40:07,032 Maybe. Maybe not. 806 00:40:07,109 --> 00:40:08,406 Time will tell. 807 00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:11,841 But I will tell you one thing, those gift baskets 808 00:40:11,913 --> 00:40:14,575 never endangered anybody's lives. 809 00:40:18,453 --> 00:40:20,080 Game, set, match. 810 00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:25,252 Point. Scott. Game over. 811 00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:28,757 End of game. 812 00:40:39,775 --> 00:40:42,710 Everyone always wants new things. 813 00:40:43,245 --> 00:40:47,147 Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. 814 00:40:47,682 --> 00:40:50,480 People will never be replaced by machines. 815 00:40:50,552 --> 00:40:54,818 In the end, life and business are about human connections. 816 00:40:56,058 --> 00:41:00,222 And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. 817 00:41:01,029 --> 00:41:03,224 And to me the choice is easy. 818 00:41:06,268 --> 00:41:10,762 I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise, but I did. 819 00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:15,341 And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut now, 820 00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:17,605 they wouldn't be giving me a noogie. 821 00:41:18,814 --> 00:41:20,145 It was $200.