1 00:00:03,414 --> 00:00:04,437 Coat! 2 00:00:05,847 --> 00:00:08,040 Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. 3 00:00:08,914 --> 00:00:11,210 He has his Netflix sent here to the office, 4 00:00:11,281 --> 00:00:14,543 and he watches them in pieces when things are slow. 5 00:00:15,047 --> 00:00:16,308 Steak! 6 00:00:18,448 --> 00:00:20,311 Where's my steak? 7 00:00:20,514 --> 00:00:21,979 He's a big Meryl Streep fan, 8 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:25,445 so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character. 9 00:00:25,514 --> 00:00:27,070 Get me Armani. 10 00:00:27,147 --> 00:00:28,146 A suit? 11 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:29,645 On the phone. 12 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:30,823 Like the main company number? 13 00:00:30,847 --> 00:00:32,956 'Cause I'm gonna have to call information. Where's Armani? 14 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:36,935 He's on the phone. Too slow. You're not going to Paris. 15 00:00:37,014 --> 00:00:38,503 I'm so much better than you. 16 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:45,627 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 17 00:00:52,714 --> 00:00:54,703 I owe you an apology. 18 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:55,939 You finished the movie. 19 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,480 Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. 20 00:00:58,547 --> 00:00:59,570 Won't ruin it for you. 21 00:00:59,647 --> 00:01:01,409 No. Go ahead. 22 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:04,208 Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. 23 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:09,236 Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. 24 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,612 I just want what's best for you, minooshka. 25 00:01:15,114 --> 00:01:16,636 Minooshka. 26 00:01:18,714 --> 00:01:21,612 Mo cuishle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby. 27 00:01:25,081 --> 00:01:27,104 He's gonna try to kill me. 28 00:02:00,281 --> 00:02:02,798 So this one goes with my eyes, and this one goes with your eyes. 29 00:02:03,147 --> 00:02:04,690 People have said I have very pretty eyes. 30 00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:05,941 You do. 31 00:02:06,014 --> 00:02:09,139 I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine. 32 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:11,771 Well, they both go with the carpet that I've ordered, 33 00:02:11,847 --> 00:02:14,904 and if we go with the brown leather on the sofas then they go with that, too. 34 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:16,570 We already have a sofa so why are... 35 00:02:16,647 --> 00:02:18,170 A futon's not a sofa. 36 00:02:18,247 --> 00:02:20,236 It folds up. You've only seen it flat. 37 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:21,424 I know what a futon is, Michael. 38 00:02:21,448 --> 00:02:24,005 I... Okay. How much is this gonna cost? 39 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:25,478 It costs what it costs. 40 00:02:25,547 --> 00:02:27,036 No. That doesn't even mean anything. 41 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,923 We have gone through this, okay. We have gone through this. 42 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:33,879 Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, 43 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:38,945 when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? 44 00:02:39,014 --> 00:02:43,844 No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, 45 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:48,040 and my children and my comedy albums. 46 00:02:48,114 --> 00:02:51,910 I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money-wise. 47 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,211 It's just, you know, you say it's gonna cost what it... 48 00:02:57,381 --> 00:02:59,404 Yeah? Michael, it's Ryan for you. 49 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,174 Conniving little runt. Put him through. 50 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:04,872 Put him through. Yes? Ryan, my man. 51 00:03:04,947 --> 00:03:06,723 I sent you an e-mail about the new PowerPoint. 52 00:03:06,747 --> 00:03:08,257 Yes. And thank you for sending that to me. 53 00:03:08,281 --> 00:03:11,076 I had IT install the updated PowerPoint on your computer 54 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,772 so you can use it for the presentation. 55 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:14,608 I really want people there using PowerPoint. 56 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,942 Okay. Yeah. No, I don't know. 57 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:18,980 I don't know. I think those IT guys messed up. 58 00:03:19,047 --> 00:03:20,423 Hold on. I'll get them on the phone. 59 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:22,166 Wait. No. Here it is. Here it is. Found it. 60 00:03:22,814 --> 00:03:23,939 Sure. I can hold. 61 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:27,772 Dunder Mifflin. Dwight Schrute. 62 00:03:27,847 --> 00:03:29,177 Please hold. 63 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:44,279 Schrute Farms, Guten Tag. How can I help you? 64 00:03:45,247 --> 00:03:49,304 Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? 65 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:54,812 Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. 66 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:59,074 Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. 67 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:01,010 Closest would be twin. 68 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:05,042 Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Auf Wiedersehen. 69 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,004 Hey, Dwight. 70 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,569 None of your business, Jim. 71 00:04:10,647 --> 00:04:11,723 You running a bed and breakfast? 72 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:13,043 It is not a B&B. 73 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:16,171 Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. 74 00:04:16,247 --> 00:04:21,372 It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, 75 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:24,538 giving them a bed, giving them breakfast. 76 00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:28,645 Does the Department of Health know about this? 77 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,237 I am not telling you anything. 78 00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:31,609 Permits are pending. 79 00:04:32,914 --> 00:04:33,956 Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin. 80 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,057 Hello. I'm looking for a room. 81 00:04:35,081 --> 00:04:38,047 Okay. This is a misuse of company phones. 82 00:04:38,114 --> 00:04:40,545 It says here you cater to the elderly. 83 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,612 Where did you read that? 84 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,306 Trip Advisor. 85 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:48,774 Trip Advisor is the lifeblood of the agrotourism industry. 86 00:04:48,847 --> 00:04:51,836 A couple of bad reviews there, you may as well close up shop. 87 00:04:51,914 --> 00:04:53,937 That's what took down the Stalk Inn, 88 00:04:54,014 --> 00:04:56,343 one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see. 89 00:04:58,346 --> 00:05:00,335 How many in your party? 90 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:01,436 Two. 91 00:05:01,513 --> 00:05:04,604 We offer tours of the fields and of the barn. 92 00:05:05,214 --> 00:05:09,112 Perhaps you'd be interested in Mose's table-making demonstration? 93 00:05:09,181 --> 00:05:11,612 So, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight. 94 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,135 Oh, actually I need the car. 95 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:16,873 Why? For improv? 96 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:20,774 Why don't you just pretend that you have a car? 97 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,841 Good practice in case you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car. 98 00:05:25,914 --> 00:05:29,710 Used to have two cars, traded them in. Now we're down to one. 99 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:35,077 Good economic sense, although the new car's a Porsche, for her. 100 00:05:36,513 --> 00:05:37,877 One cardigan. 101 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,342 One sleeping cardigan. 102 00:05:42,714 --> 00:05:44,509 One sleep apnea mask. 103 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,775 What about my cherub figurine? 104 00:05:49,847 --> 00:05:51,006 You took that with you. 105 00:05:51,081 --> 00:05:53,603 No. I left it on my night... 106 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,703 Your night table, by the lamp. 107 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,643 You are incorrect. 108 00:05:57,714 --> 00:06:01,305 I was recently scrubbing my room of memories, and I didn't see it there. 109 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:03,504 Fine. 110 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,842 My girlfriend and I broke up recently, 111 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:08,641 and I must say I am relieved. 112 00:06:08,714 --> 00:06:11,146 It gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. 113 00:06:11,214 --> 00:06:12,509 In the Schrute family, 114 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:16,172 we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, 115 00:06:16,246 --> 00:06:20,941 he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his doorstep by his parents. 116 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,377 You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. 117 00:06:24,447 --> 00:06:26,379 I don't care. They're your oats. 118 00:06:27,447 --> 00:06:31,641 The bar uses an applause meter. That's why it is so important 119 00:06:31,714 --> 00:06:36,806 that you all come and applaud only for my band, Scrantonicity II. 120 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,744 Not Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. 121 00:06:41,413 --> 00:06:43,402 Michael, can I count on you? 122 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,106 You cannot. I have a thing tonight. 123 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,479 Damn it. 124 00:06:48,213 --> 00:06:49,406 Michael. 125 00:06:49,613 --> 00:06:51,408 What? That reminds me. 126 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,446 If the invitation still stands, 127 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,343 Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight. 128 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:59,107 Oh, no. I have a thing tonight. 129 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:01,877 That stinks. Darn it. 130 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:03,140 Shoot. 131 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:05,179 How about this weekend? No. Can't. 132 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:09,679 We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you. 133 00:07:09,747 --> 00:07:12,975 Damn it to hell. Okay, all right. 134 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:14,910 What do you got going on tonight? 135 00:07:15,747 --> 00:07:17,940 You wouldn't understand. It's a secret. 136 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:20,769 I wouldn't understand or it's a secret? 137 00:07:20,847 --> 00:07:23,711 You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret. 138 00:07:31,613 --> 00:07:34,408 I'm sorry, Mr. O'Brien. I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. 139 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,207 I just have a very exciting offer. 140 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:40,406 My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. 141 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,537 Well, what if I told you 142 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:45,011 that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in five minutes? 143 00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:46,410 How would that sound? 144 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,639 Amazing, right? 145 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:50,645 Well, it won't be that fast, but it will... 146 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:53,406 It will be that easy. 147 00:07:55,947 --> 00:07:58,845 I can't believe this place is real. 148 00:07:58,914 --> 00:08:01,589 I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but I never thought... 149 00:08:01,613 --> 00:08:02,840 The Beets Motel. 150 00:08:02,914 --> 00:08:04,812 The Beets Motel? 151 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:06,539 That is... Wow. 152 00:08:06,613 --> 00:08:07,977 Thank you. 153 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,069 The Borscht Hotel. 154 00:08:11,313 --> 00:08:12,973 The Embassy Beets. Radish Inn. 155 00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:14,070 How are you doing this? 156 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:15,612 I don't know. 157 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,878 Oh, my gosh. 158 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:37,843 I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. 159 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:43,076 And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager, so I took this second job 160 00:08:43,847 --> 00:08:45,506 kind of as a hobby. 161 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:49,234 Some people have golf or relaxing... 162 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,239 What's going on here? 163 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:55,211 Hey. I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call. 164 00:08:56,047 --> 00:08:58,842 We're a legit operation with a license from the city. I can show you. 165 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,846 We pay minimum wage against commission. 166 00:09:00,914 --> 00:09:06,141 Nope. They're with me, so... This is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars. 167 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,940 We have three rooms, each with a different theme. 168 00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:11,479 What are the themes? 169 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:15,172 America, Irrigation and Nighttime. 170 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,245 Irrigation. 171 00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:17,370 Nice. 172 00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:19,675 I'll put you down for Irrigation. 173 00:09:19,747 --> 00:09:22,941 Now then, do you have any special needs or dietary restrictions? 174 00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,844 Yes. We will be requiring a bedtime story. 175 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:27,603 No. 176 00:09:28,113 --> 00:09:29,977 Not even Harry Potter? No, Jim, come on. 177 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:33,240 - But you promised... - Mose, bags, now. 178 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,209 Here we are. Irrigation room. 179 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,576 A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table-making demonstration. 180 00:09:44,647 --> 00:09:48,670 And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here at Schrute Farms, 181 00:09:48,747 --> 00:09:51,042 but as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, 182 00:09:51,113 --> 00:09:52,943 we'll get that power back on. 183 00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:54,377 All righty. 184 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:03,644 Everybody in the conference room in five minutes. 185 00:10:06,013 --> 00:10:08,104 These meetings are useless. 186 00:10:08,447 --> 00:10:10,913 I just want to remind you to stick to the script. 187 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,946 It's been proven to work, so... 188 00:10:17,847 --> 00:10:18,972 Got it? 189 00:10:19,046 --> 00:10:20,603 Very inspirational. 190 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,137 We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy with the most sales, okay? 191 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:28,406 Or a woman. 192 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,173 Or a trained seal. 193 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:34,144 You can make jokes when you've made a sale there, rookie. Okay? 194 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,671 I'd say one in six. 195 00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:44,906 What? 196 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:48,639 I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight. 197 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:53,339 You know, I just realized this is Pam's and my first night away together. 198 00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,608 I used to play it over in my head, 199 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,202 and it was just a little bit different. 200 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:05,645 Maybe a nice hotel or a romantic dinner, wine, 201 00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:08,441 but wine that wasn't made out of beets. 202 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,837 Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. 203 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:14,903 And I always imagine less manure. 204 00:11:14,979 --> 00:11:18,241 I mean some manure, just less. 205 00:11:18,313 --> 00:11:19,506 This is beet food. 206 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:23,342 Mose, what are you doing? No, Mose. Put the manure down. 207 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:26,208 Put it down! Do not throw it! Do not... 208 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,337 Yes, is Mr. Hudson there? 209 00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:29,412 Yeah. Who is this? 210 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,412 Well, I'm just calling because you responded positively to... 211 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,707 Michael? 212 00:11:35,013 --> 00:11:36,240 Stanley? 213 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:39,176 Why are you calling me here at home? 214 00:11:39,246 --> 00:11:41,905 Señor, are you happy with your long-distance service? 215 00:11:41,979 --> 00:11:45,309 Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home? 216 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,576 Have you... 217 00:11:47,647 --> 00:11:49,579 Have you considered satellite television? 218 00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,875 Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. 219 00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:52,945 All right. 220 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,138 Why are you calling me here at home? 221 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,203 When I'm at home, at night, in my own house, 222 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,678 in my sweats drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories, 223 00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:03,974 the last thing in the whole godforsaken world 224 00:12:04,046 --> 00:12:06,774 I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott. 225 00:12:06,847 --> 00:12:08,556 Well, your son sounds like he's really motivated. 226 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:11,410 I think it's crazy that the coach won't play him, frankly. 227 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,837 My office. 228 00:12:13,913 --> 00:12:15,345 You bet. 229 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:18,709 Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. 230 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,938 Say those words exactly, got it? 231 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,222 I don't know why we have to keep having this conversation. 232 00:12:23,246 --> 00:12:27,201 Look, I know sales, and I had that sale. I just needed a few more minutes to... 233 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,439 A few more minutes is a waste of our time. 234 00:12:29,513 --> 00:12:31,322 It's not a waste of time. This is a trading game. 235 00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:32,902 No. Look. You give a quick pitch, 236 00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:35,411 you make the sale, you move on. That's how Vikram does it. 237 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,275 Vikram doesn't have my people skills. 238 00:12:37,346 --> 00:12:39,835 Good for Vikram, because he outsells you every night. 239 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:44,670 No. Well, I hope this conversation has helped. 240 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:51,002 "And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand" 241 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,638 "and felt Voldermort's surge of vicious anger." 242 00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:56,771 "Saw the frail old man on the floor writhe in agony." 243 00:12:56,846 --> 00:13:00,301 "'Harry.' It was over as quickly as it had come." 244 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,141 "Harry stood shaking in the darkness," 245 00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:05,304 "clutching the gate into the garden, his heart racing." 246 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,609 What you got tonight? 247 00:13:09,714 --> 00:13:13,339 It looks like mixed masala, eggplant and rice. 248 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,140 Oh, that looks good. 249 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:18,008 And what about you? Peanut butter flavor again? 250 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:22,710 I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening. 251 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:23,802 Enjoy. 252 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:25,277 Thank you. 253 00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:29,902 I was a surgeon back home. 254 00:13:29,979 --> 00:13:31,275 Really? Yeah. 255 00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:32,489 Wonder what I would have been back home. 256 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:33,978 Well, this is your home. 257 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:38,502 I know, but it's so competitive here. 258 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,045 What's $1 worth in your land? 259 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:44,773 Medical school must have cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something. 260 00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:46,607 Uh, no. 261 00:13:49,013 --> 00:13:51,275 I would have been chief of surgery. 262 00:13:54,547 --> 00:13:55,944 Or a cowboy. 263 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:02,773 Wait, you're going out there? 264 00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:04,903 Yeah. Coward. 265 00:14:21,813 --> 00:14:25,075 Oh, my God. What century is this? 266 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,189 You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. 267 00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:34,941 Die Hard 1, the original, John McClane is just this normal guy, you know? 268 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,104 He's just a normal New York City cop 269 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:41,613 who gets his feet cut, and he gets beat up, but he's an everyday guy. 270 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:47,112 In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter in the air. 271 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,373 Yeah. 272 00:14:48,447 --> 00:14:49,708 You know? He's invincible. 273 00:14:49,779 --> 00:14:52,973 It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator. 274 00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,444 Dude, you should review movies. 275 00:14:55,513 --> 00:14:57,069 Oh, my God. Yes. 276 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,237 I'm telling you. Yeah. You should. 277 00:14:59,313 --> 00:15:00,869 I actually wrote a movie. Really? 278 00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:02,207 Well, I'm writing one, yeah. 279 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,711 What's it about? 280 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,302 Sort of a spy thriller. 281 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,346 Hey, what's so captivating? 282 00:15:09,113 --> 00:15:11,045 I love captivating things, 283 00:15:11,113 --> 00:15:14,943 and this must really be captivating because it's keeping you off the phones. 284 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:18,537 I mean, time is your money. That's how I know how captivating it is 285 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,135 because of how much time you've spent talking. 286 00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:28,536 Your turn. 287 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:47,706 Come in. Did you have another nightmare? 288 00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:53,276 Hey, Dwight. 289 00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:56,505 Oh, Jim. 290 00:15:58,046 --> 00:15:59,569 I thought you were Mose. 291 00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,805 Does Mose have nightmares? 292 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,402 Oh, yes. Ever since the storm. 293 00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:11,974 Is everything satisfactory with your stay? 294 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,042 Yeah. Yeah. 295 00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:15,908 Great. 296 00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:21,173 Just thought I heard crying or moaning or something in here. 297 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:25,868 Oh, well, I'll look into that in the morning. 298 00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:32,172 Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff. 299 00:16:34,046 --> 00:16:35,307 Good night, Dwight. 300 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,212 Hey, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. You want to come? 301 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,489 We'd love for you to come, Michael. 302 00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,876 Thanks, no. I have to work in the morning, so... 303 00:16:58,946 --> 00:17:00,173 All right. Next time, dude. 304 00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:01,836 Okay. See you guys. 305 00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:05,806 Hey, how you doing? 306 00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:08,345 You drive. I had too much wine. 307 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:09,538 Okay. 308 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,242 How was yoga? 309 00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:14,279 I didn't go. Why? 310 00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:16,278 Why not? I just didn't. 311 00:17:16,346 --> 00:17:17,369 Okay. 312 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:18,935 How was improv? 313 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:22,876 Good night, Vikram. Good night. 314 00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:23,989 Hey, congrats on the bonus. 315 00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:25,070 Thank you, Michael. 316 00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:26,523 I'm gonna nab it one of these nights. 317 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:30,172 Well, if you concentrate and make your calls faster, yeah. 318 00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:34,679 Good night. Good night. 319 00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:43,973 Michael. Mmm. 320 00:17:46,246 --> 00:17:47,734 Morning. Hi. 321 00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:58,042 Hey, Dwight. How are you? 322 00:17:58,113 --> 00:17:59,170 Pam. 323 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,606 You okay? 324 00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:06,942 I am better than you have ever been or ever will be. 325 00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:14,345 Hey, guys. What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing? 326 00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:18,336 Okay, Michael, why don't you start us off? 327 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:19,412 Um... 328 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,437 That wasn't much of an introduction. 329 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:26,005 Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott. 330 00:18:26,113 --> 00:18:28,375 Oh, still lame. Okay. 331 00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:30,742 All right. 332 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,978 Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. 333 00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:41,543 Okay, today we're going to be talking 334 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,376 about PowerPoint. 335 00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:51,446 PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint. 336 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:56,070 Yes, I forgot about Ryan's presentation, and yes, it would have been nice 337 00:18:56,146 --> 00:18:59,237 to do well with the first presentation that he had given me. 338 00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:01,404 But you know what else would have been nice? 339 00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:03,707 Winning the lottery. 340 00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:08,178 And the best way to start is to hit "Start," 341 00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:12,440 and up comes the tool bar, that's what she said. 342 00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:17,444 What we have to do here is go to "Run," 343 00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:23,741 and then you look up to "PowerPoint." 344 00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:26,408 And we are in. 345 00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:30,139 We are going to register. You hit "Register." 346 00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:32,771 Updates are ready. I should update. 347 00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:36,998 "Estimated time 12 minutes." 348 00:19:37,046 --> 00:19:39,376 So this should take about five or 10 minutes. 349 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,469 Is this the first time you've opened PowerPoint? 350 00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:42,876 Why? 351 00:19:42,946 --> 00:19:44,555 You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you? 352 00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:48,137 No. I had a really rough night, and my boss can back me up on that. 353 00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:49,439 I'm your boss. 354 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:51,103 My other boss, Mr. Figaro. 355 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,941 You have another job? 356 00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:57,672 What I do between 5:30 p.m. And 1:00 a.m. Is nobody's business but mine 357 00:19:57,746 --> 00:19:59,735 and my other business'. 358 00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:01,870 Are you a cocktail waitress? 359 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,139 You cannot have a second job 360 00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,304 if it affects your work here. It won't. 361 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,436 It did already. 362 00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:09,569 Okay, honestly, 363 00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:13,101 it is unlikely that I was gonna figure this out anyway. 364 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:16,369 You're so funny. 365 00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:17,469 Why is Darryl here? 366 00:20:17,546 --> 00:20:18,585 He works in the warehouse. 367 00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:19,611 I invited him. 368 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:23,043 It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs. This isn't information you need. 369 00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:26,545 This information here, yeah, you're right, I don't need this. 370 00:20:27,612 --> 00:20:28,669 Okay. 371 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,445 Hey, come on. 372 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:34,912 See you later tonight. 373 00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:35,969 I got plans later. 374 00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:37,671 Okay. Bye, honey. 375 00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:45,955 How long until you actually get this presentation ready? 376 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,689 Why don't you do the presentation? Honestly... 377 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,289 Because I don't want... I mean, you know how to do it. 378 00:20:49,313 --> 00:20:52,006 What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it 379 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,922 so that you can communicate it to the people here, 380 00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:55,377 to your clients, to whomever. 381 00:20:55,446 --> 00:20:56,503 Okay. 382 00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:57,875 What? 383 00:20:57,946 --> 00:20:59,276 It's whoever, not whomever. 384 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,572 No, it's whomever. 385 00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:02,272 No. Whomever is never actually right. 386 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,436 Well, sometimes it's right. 387 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,774 Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students. 388 00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:10,642 No. Actually whomever is the formal version of the word. 389 00:21:10,713 --> 00:21:13,975 Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly. 390 00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:16,035 Not a native speaker. I know what's right, 391 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,406 but I'm not gonna say 392 00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:20,445 because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. 393 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:21,555 Do you really know which one is correct? 394 00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:22,602 I don't know. 395 00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:26,077 It's whom when it's the object of a sentence and who when it's the subject. 396 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,203 That sounds right. Well, it sounds right, but is it? 397 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,212 How did Ryan use it? As an object? As an object. 398 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,836 Ryan used me as an object. 399 00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:33,106 Is he right about that? 400 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,237 How did he use it again? 401 00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:38,972 It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object... 402 00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:41,171 Thank you. To whomever, meaning us, 403 00:21:41,246 --> 00:21:44,405 the indirect object, which is the correct usage of the word. 404 00:21:44,479 --> 00:21:48,673 No one asked you anything, ever. So whomever's name is Toby, 405 00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:51,122 why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? 406 00:21:51,146 --> 00:21:54,078 Hey, this doesn't matter, and I don't even care. 407 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,010 Michael, you quit the other job or you're fired here. 408 00:22:01,312 --> 00:22:03,744 I've never done this before. 409 00:22:03,813 --> 00:22:07,246 I have never quit anything in my life. 410 00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:12,038 So you are filming history. 411 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:15,738 Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs. 412 00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:19,569 One here at the lipaphadrazone diet pill company. 413 00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:21,544 Lipophedrine. And in the other, 414 00:22:21,646 --> 00:22:25,601 I was a regional manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin. 415 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:26,702 Never heard of it. 416 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,802 In this dream, 417 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:34,039 I did both of these jobs beautifully and I loved it and everybody loved me. 418 00:22:34,113 --> 00:22:37,408 The truth is, I can't do this. 419 00:22:37,479 --> 00:22:39,105 Are you quitting? 420 00:22:40,345 --> 00:22:41,709 I am. 421 00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:45,472 Come back anytime. Don't forget to disinfect your headset. 422 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,611 I was never in this for the money. 423 00:22:51,546 --> 00:22:55,672 But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me. 424 00:22:56,146 --> 00:23:00,510 I tried to live the dream, I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, 425 00:23:01,612 --> 00:23:04,135 another job, and I failed. 426 00:23:05,846 --> 00:23:11,040 But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep 427 00:23:12,713 --> 00:23:15,235 and try it all again the next night. 428 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:23,802 So... 429 00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:27,611 What's up? 430 00:23:27,679 --> 00:23:28,770 Me. All night. 431 00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:31,334 Dreaming about Angela's smoking hot body. 432 00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:32,503 You're being gross. 433 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,545 Not from a male perspective. 434 00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:37,908 You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking, 435 00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:40,444 and she's totally not responding to my moves. 436 00:23:40,512 --> 00:23:41,535 What moves? 437 00:23:41,612 --> 00:23:44,669 I have moonwalked past accounting like 10 times. 438 00:23:44,746 --> 00:23:46,056 I can't believe that's not working. 439 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,079 Yeah. 440 00:23:47,146 --> 00:23:48,145 Um... 441 00:23:49,312 --> 00:23:51,574 I don't know if I really see you two together. 442 00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:56,374 Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain. 443 00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:57,605 She's very religious. 444 00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:02,304 Okay, well, I come from a line of WASPs so long it leads back to Moses. 445 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:06,573 Okay, well, she takes her convictions pretty seriously. She can be kind of severe. 446 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,578 Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall. 447 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,612 That's right. You did. Yeah. 448 00:24:10,679 --> 00:24:14,543 Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. 449 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,943 But I couldn't do that to Dwight. 450 00:24:18,245 --> 00:24:19,711 Or Angela. 451 00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:22,109 Or Andy. 452 00:24:25,946 --> 00:24:29,309 Hey, Kevin, you're a gambler, right? 453 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:35,041 A rounder? You play the ponies, small horses? 454 00:24:36,212 --> 00:24:37,508 I do gamble, Michael. 455 00:24:37,612 --> 00:24:41,045 Yeah. I was thinking about doing some gambling myself. 456 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:42,806 You know, just a little bit of money. 457 00:24:42,913 --> 00:24:46,401 Maybe doubling it, then doubling it several more times. 458 00:24:46,479 --> 00:24:49,002 I don't know, kind of just for fun. 459 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,978 I was thinking, do you have any tips or ideas about sure things? 460 00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:57,902 Like a boxer 461 00:24:57,979 --> 00:25:02,240 who is gonna throw the big fight? 462 00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:06,075 You know, like he's tied into some crooked dealings 463 00:25:06,145 --> 00:25:10,134 and maybe his kid is sick or something? Like, who do I call about that? 464 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:12,705 The mob. 465 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,410 Do you know anybody in the mob? 466 00:25:19,245 --> 00:25:20,336 Okay. 467 00:25:23,446 --> 00:25:24,639 Oscar, 468 00:25:25,579 --> 00:25:28,875 I'm gonna need to take another advance on my salary. 469 00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:30,938 What do you mean you have plans tonight? 470 00:25:31,013 --> 00:25:34,002 I have my daughter tonight. We're renting Charlotte's Web. 471 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,568 Well, you have to make a choice. 472 00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:37,111 It's either your daughter or me. 473 00:25:37,179 --> 00:25:38,702 My daughter. 474 00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,311 Okay. 475 00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:43,104 That's how it is. 476 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:46,012 Oops! 477 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,768 That was cold. 478 00:25:58,112 --> 00:26:00,169 He's always been terrible with money. 479 00:26:00,245 --> 00:26:03,040 I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poorhouse. 480 00:26:03,112 --> 00:26:05,305 Yeah. Women be shopping. 481 00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:07,538 I can't believe he has a second job. 482 00:26:07,612 --> 00:26:09,011 He's not even good at his first one. 483 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:10,272 Hey, guys. 484 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:11,344 Shh. 485 00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:16,069 What you talking about? 486 00:26:16,779 --> 00:26:20,836 Okay. I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, 487 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,071 if they're having sex, 488 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:23,722 what it looks like, and I think... Michael. 489 00:26:23,746 --> 00:26:25,234 Hey, hey, hey. 490 00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:29,606 Michael, are you having money problems? 491 00:26:29,679 --> 00:26:32,076 Monkey problems? No, I'm not having monkey problems. 492 00:26:32,145 --> 00:26:33,771 Why would I have monkey problems? 493 00:26:33,846 --> 00:26:35,044 I know you heard me correctly. 494 00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:36,568 Oh, I hate monkeys. 495 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,509 What's going on? Why do you have a second job? 496 00:26:39,579 --> 00:26:41,374 I don't have a second job. 497 00:26:41,446 --> 00:26:45,776 Maybe I am having an affair with Suzanne Somers. 498 00:26:45,846 --> 00:26:47,072 Doesn't Jan have money? 499 00:26:47,145 --> 00:26:48,755 I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. 500 00:26:48,779 --> 00:26:50,472 It is rude and unsexual. 501 00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:51,569 True. 502 00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:53,976 It's best to hide our money problems from women. 503 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:58,341 I totally agree with you, but I don't have money problems. 504 00:26:58,412 --> 00:27:01,003 All right, you know what? Watch this. 505 00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:06,937 If I had money problems, would I do this? 506 00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:16,445 Well... 507 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:17,588 You just put it back in your pocket. 508 00:27:17,612 --> 00:27:18,703 Yeah. 509 00:27:18,779 --> 00:27:21,870 Yeah, but I destroyed it. It's not even useable anymore. 510 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:28,176 Hey, let's call this what it is. 511 00:27:30,512 --> 00:27:33,966 It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. 512 00:27:34,045 --> 00:27:35,689 It's gotten to the point where I get excited 513 00:27:35,713 --> 00:27:38,974 every time I see that little dude walk through the door. 514 00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:42,703 Well, I just need to know where this is going. 515 00:27:42,779 --> 00:27:45,336 Hey, I like you. 516 00:27:46,679 --> 00:27:47,678 All right? 517 00:27:48,045 --> 00:27:49,807 What's not to like? 518 00:27:51,945 --> 00:27:55,002 But you need to access your un-crazy side. 519 00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:58,068 Otherwise maybe this thing has run its course. 520 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,568 Don't you dare walk away from me, Darryl Philbin. 521 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:03,755 You are the most selfish person 522 00:28:03,779 --> 00:28:05,176 I have ever met in my entire... 523 00:28:05,245 --> 00:28:07,507 Slow down. Think it over. 524 00:28:09,412 --> 00:28:13,606 Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I've ever met. 525 00:28:13,679 --> 00:28:16,668 I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? 526 00:28:18,245 --> 00:28:20,143 What kind of game is that? 527 00:28:23,112 --> 00:28:26,601 Hey, cuz. Heard you're having money problems. 528 00:28:26,679 --> 00:28:27,838 No, you didn't. 529 00:28:27,912 --> 00:28:29,310 Listen, I got the answer. 530 00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:32,709 You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. 531 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,540 Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. 532 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,237 When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, 533 00:28:36,312 --> 00:28:40,369 he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. 534 00:28:40,579 --> 00:28:44,272 How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose. 535 00:28:44,379 --> 00:28:47,936 You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is nuts. 536 00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:51,206 Nobody just picks up Get Out of Jail Free cards. 537 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:53,177 Those things cost thousands. 538 00:28:54,045 --> 00:28:55,568 That is a good point. 539 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:58,476 Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. 540 00:28:58,546 --> 00:29:00,977 It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate. 541 00:29:01,045 --> 00:29:02,874 Like the witness protection program. 542 00:29:02,945 --> 00:29:04,741 Exactly. Not at all. 543 00:29:05,813 --> 00:29:08,779 I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. 544 00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:11,641 Fresh start. No debts, no baggage. 545 00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:16,111 I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. 546 00:29:16,179 --> 00:29:20,873 I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. 547 00:29:20,945 --> 00:29:22,536 That's the life. 548 00:29:28,345 --> 00:29:33,539 I declare bankruptcy! 549 00:29:43,746 --> 00:29:45,938 Hey. I just wanted you to know 550 00:29:46,012 --> 00:29:49,467 that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. 551 00:29:49,546 --> 00:29:51,478 I didn't say it. I declared it. 552 00:29:51,546 --> 00:29:54,034 Still. That's not anything. 553 00:29:55,446 --> 00:29:57,241 This is a lot of credit card debt. 554 00:29:57,312 --> 00:29:58,868 Yeah. Tell me about it. 555 00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:04,104 You know, Jan has my credit cards, and she's using them as if I'm made of money. 556 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:06,737 She thinks I'm a human ATM machine. 557 00:30:07,379 --> 00:30:09,345 Okay, $125 at Amazon. 558 00:30:10,412 --> 00:30:13,401 Oh, best of The Muppet Show on DVD. Classic. 559 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,309 $1,200. What's a Core Blaster Extreme? 560 00:30:17,446 --> 00:30:21,401 That is by far the best way to strengthen your core. 561 00:30:21,479 --> 00:30:26,639 This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stirrups, 562 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:29,178 you reach up and you grab onto the super rod, 563 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:34,768 and you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core, 564 00:30:34,845 --> 00:30:39,744 your back core, your arm core, your... 565 00:30:39,812 --> 00:30:44,142 The Marine Corps actually uses it. I think that's how they got corps. 566 00:30:49,312 --> 00:30:52,176 I left a little present for Angela. 567 00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:54,370 I think she's going to like it 568 00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:57,708 'cause I found it outside Vance Refrigeration all alone, 569 00:30:57,778 --> 00:31:01,835 and I told her in the note that the cat came to find her, 570 00:31:01,912 --> 00:31:04,606 that they were destined to be together. 571 00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:09,376 I got game. 572 00:31:15,012 --> 00:31:18,808 Okay, the green bar is what you spend every month on stuff you need, 573 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,776 like a car and a house. 574 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:23,902 That's so cool how you have my name at the top. 575 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:29,535 The red bar is what you spend on non-essentials, 576 00:31:29,612 --> 00:31:31,407 like magazines, entertainment. Right. 577 00:31:31,479 --> 00:31:32,910 Things like that. 578 00:31:33,012 --> 00:31:39,673 This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs, 579 00:31:39,745 --> 00:31:42,870 like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment. 580 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:46,105 How did you do this so fast? Is this PowerPoint? 581 00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:57,439 Oh, man. 582 00:31:59,012 --> 00:32:03,706 Angela really had a hold on him. Angela. 583 00:32:03,778 --> 00:32:06,370 Michael, I'm gonna set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator. 584 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:07,724 You meet with this guy... No. No. 585 00:32:07,778 --> 00:32:10,506 We are going to leave Jan out of this. 586 00:32:10,579 --> 00:32:11,805 She has to know. 587 00:32:11,878 --> 00:32:13,367 We will find another way. 588 00:32:13,446 --> 00:32:15,469 We'll ask PowerPoint. 589 00:32:15,546 --> 00:32:17,034 Michael, this is a presentation tool. 590 00:32:17,112 --> 00:32:20,476 You're a presentation tool if you think I'm gonna tell Jan about this. 591 00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:22,738 I'm done. No, you're not... Okay. Just... 592 00:32:22,812 --> 00:32:26,006 You're not a tool. Look, we'll tell her that it's bad, 593 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:30,637 but it could have been a lot worse, but due to some fancy financial footwork, 594 00:32:30,712 --> 00:32:32,837 I was able to cut it in half. 595 00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:35,734 Jan is smart. 596 00:32:35,812 --> 00:32:36,937 She poses. 597 00:32:40,778 --> 00:32:42,767 Dwight, how's the hotel business? 598 00:32:42,845 --> 00:32:44,175 Stupid. 599 00:32:45,579 --> 00:32:47,568 Have you checked Trip Advisor recently? 600 00:32:47,645 --> 00:32:48,872 No. 601 00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,072 Maybe you should. 602 00:32:52,145 --> 00:32:55,305 Maybe you should... Whatever. 603 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:02,039 We wrote a good review. Under "Comments," we wrote, 604 00:33:02,112 --> 00:33:04,839 "The natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms" 605 00:33:04,912 --> 00:33:07,105 "and makes you dream of simpler times." 606 00:33:07,179 --> 00:33:10,804 "The dawn goose walk will tug at your heart strings." 607 00:33:10,878 --> 00:33:13,742 "Table-making never seemed so possible." 608 00:33:13,812 --> 00:33:16,869 "You will never want to leave your room." 609 00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:20,604 "The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm." 610 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,171 I'm glad you enjoyed your stay. 611 00:33:27,245 --> 00:33:29,370 We really did. It was fun. 612 00:33:35,145 --> 00:33:40,373 So due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering, 613 00:33:40,446 --> 00:33:43,378 he finds himself tremendously in debt. 614 00:33:43,446 --> 00:33:44,968 You're broke? 615 00:33:46,312 --> 00:33:48,607 How did you get that from what Oscar said? 616 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:51,338 How... I mean, Michael, how did this happen? 617 00:33:51,412 --> 00:33:53,639 Where exactly did your money go? 618 00:33:54,112 --> 00:33:58,737 I don't... I don't get this. I really don't. I don't... 619 00:33:58,812 --> 00:34:05,075 I don't understand how you could be so irresponsible. 620 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:10,668 I mean, it is astounding to me, really. 621 00:34:10,778 --> 00:34:12,088 I don't know what more to say, it's just... 622 00:34:12,112 --> 00:34:13,634 Jan? 623 00:34:13,712 --> 00:34:15,735 Yeah? What? Michael left. 624 00:34:17,312 --> 00:34:18,971 Okay. Where did he go? 625 00:34:19,045 --> 00:34:20,601 I don't know. 626 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:23,736 Well, is he coming right back? 627 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:25,539 I don't think so. 628 00:34:27,945 --> 00:34:29,706 I'll be right there. 629 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:50,671 What am I doing? I am blowing Dodge. 630 00:34:50,745 --> 00:34:53,711 I'm getting out of town. 631 00:34:53,778 --> 00:34:57,302 Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities. 632 00:34:58,678 --> 00:35:00,167 It feels good. 633 00:35:04,945 --> 00:35:06,808 You may ask me out to dinner. 634 00:35:08,945 --> 00:35:13,502 Nothing fancy or foreign. No bars, no patios, no vegetables and no seafood. 635 00:35:22,012 --> 00:35:23,205 Dwight? 636 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,471 Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton? 637 00:35:52,511 --> 00:35:54,602 Yeah, I didn't think I had. 638 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:58,101 Well, it was all about Pam. 639 00:36:01,212 --> 00:36:05,667 Yeah. I mean, she was with Roy, 640 00:36:07,112 --> 00:36:09,101 and I just couldn't take it. 641 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,701 I mean, I lost it, Dwight. 642 00:36:14,445 --> 00:36:19,105 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't concentrate on anything. 643 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:26,103 And weird stuff, like food had no taste. 644 00:36:28,411 --> 00:36:30,707 So my solution was to move away. 645 00:36:32,912 --> 00:36:34,378 It was awful. 646 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,805 And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. 647 00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:45,375 And that includes you. 648 00:37:21,012 --> 00:37:23,240 Hey, I was thinking about dinner, we... 649 00:37:28,712 --> 00:37:32,371 Dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try 650 00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:34,603 the new Italian place where the dry cleaner used to be. 651 00:37:34,645 --> 00:37:35,702 Okay. Yeah? 652 00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:37,676 Yeah. Okay. 653 00:37:40,312 --> 00:37:43,402 Jim's just really passionate about Italian food. 654 00:37:45,445 --> 00:37:49,208 Yeah. I'm very passionate about Italian food. 655 00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:55,300 In fact, I'm in love with Italian food. 656 00:38:04,279 --> 00:38:05,505 Jan, he went running that way. 657 00:38:05,578 --> 00:38:07,703 Okay, great. Thanks. 658 00:38:10,611 --> 00:38:14,634 Runaway train, never coming back 659 00:38:15,645 --> 00:38:18,634 Run away and I'm never coming back 660 00:38:18,712 --> 00:38:19,973 Michael? 661 00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:22,139 Hey, Jan. 662 00:38:24,478 --> 00:38:26,069 What's going on? 663 00:38:27,045 --> 00:38:30,068 Not much. What's up with you? 664 00:38:30,145 --> 00:38:31,583 Well, why are you sitting on a train? 665 00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:32,702 Where are you going? 666 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,573 I am out of answers, Jan. 667 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,111 What does that mean? 668 00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:38,371 I told you. No more answers. 669 00:38:39,545 --> 00:38:41,374 This is who I am now. 670 00:38:43,145 --> 00:38:45,508 A guy on a train with no answers. 671 00:38:46,112 --> 00:38:47,771 I hope that can be enough for you. 672 00:38:47,845 --> 00:38:50,209 Michael, come on. 673 00:38:50,311 --> 00:38:52,504 Running away from your problems won't solve anything. 674 00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:54,169 You know that. I don't know that. 675 00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,574 Your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease. 676 00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:59,475 Your debt follows you around the world, electronically. 677 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,306 I'll stay off the grid. 678 00:39:01,378 --> 00:39:02,867 Michael, come on. 679 00:39:02,945 --> 00:39:06,207 Come on. You can deal with this. It's not that bad. 680 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,676 Yeah, it is. 681 00:39:10,245 --> 00:39:13,267 It is. I really messed up. 682 00:39:15,278 --> 00:39:16,471 Well... 683 00:39:18,145 --> 00:39:19,337 When... 684 00:39:20,278 --> 00:39:23,177 When my life fell apart and they screwed me in New York 685 00:39:23,244 --> 00:39:26,802 and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone. 686 00:39:26,878 --> 00:39:30,469 I mean, my whole family still won't even talk to me on the advice of counsel, 687 00:39:30,545 --> 00:39:34,205 and my friends were just waiting for this to happen. 688 00:39:34,278 --> 00:39:36,108 That's really nice of you to say. 689 00:39:36,179 --> 00:39:40,474 Michael, no. What I want to say is you were there for me, 690 00:39:42,112 --> 00:39:43,475 by my side, 691 00:39:44,611 --> 00:39:46,509 without even a thought. 692 00:39:47,812 --> 00:39:49,744 That's just who you are. 693 00:39:53,878 --> 00:40:00,276 I mean, no matter how badly I treat you 694 00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:04,333 or what I'm going through, you just... You are there for me, 695 00:40:04,411 --> 00:40:07,935 and that is a guy worth staying beside. 696 00:40:10,478 --> 00:40:12,535 So where is this train taking us? 697 00:40:17,145 --> 00:40:18,144 I... 698 00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:20,967 I think the engineer left. 699 00:40:53,378 --> 00:40:55,742 Hello, this is Dwight Schrute calling from Dunder Mifflin, 700 00:40:55,812 --> 00:41:00,108 and according to our records, you appear to be low on office supplies. 701 00:41:00,178 --> 00:41:03,077 Okay. Sure. Yeah. I can take care of that right now. 702 00:41:05,411 --> 00:41:07,343 Don't sell your implants, please. 703 00:41:07,411 --> 00:41:09,741 I'm keeping them. I know you like them. 704 00:41:13,311 --> 00:41:14,788 They're kind of uncomfortable, though. 705 00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:16,710 It's nice, though. Looks cute. Kind of painful, 706 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,096 and my nipples aren't as sensitive now. Looks cute, though. 707 00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:29,412 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.