1 00:00:02,134 --> 00:00:03,157 Dancing babies. 2 00:00:03,234 --> 00:00:04,756 Dancing babies. I love it. I love it. 3 00:00:04,833 --> 00:00:07,958 We are making a commercial for Dunder Mifflin today, 4 00:00:08,034 --> 00:00:09,364 our first ad ever. 5 00:00:09,767 --> 00:00:11,995 Corporate purchased some airtime in local markets 6 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:13,910 to spread the word about Dunder Mifflin Infinity, 7 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:17,423 and they are even sending up a professional ad company 8 00:00:17,501 --> 00:00:21,865 to help us make it later. So it's not too shabby. 9 00:00:22,434 --> 00:00:23,956 Best ad ever? 10 00:00:24,034 --> 00:00:27,125 Give me a break, give me a break 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,496 Break me off a piece of that 12 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,456 I am totally blanking. What is the thing? 13 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:36,726 Nobody tell him. 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,494 What? No. Why? 15 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:39,930 You got it. You're so close. 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,989 Break me off a piece of that 17 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,263 Applesauce 18 00:00:46,334 --> 00:00:48,856 "Break me off a piece of that applesauce." I don't think so. 19 00:00:48,934 --> 00:00:50,729 A piece of that Chrysler car 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,857 Nope. 21 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,093 Football cream 22 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:54,723 Okay. It's football cream. 23 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,528 It's football cream. All right, so, anybody else? 24 00:00:57,601 --> 00:01:00,828 I'm taking a computer animation class, so I can try to do a logo. 25 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:01,957 Look at that. 26 00:01:02,034 --> 00:01:05,398 Even the receptionist is getting in on the creativity. Very good. Very good. 27 00:01:05,601 --> 00:01:06,759 Hello. Hello. 28 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:08,143 Hey. How you doing? Michael Scott. 29 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:09,366 Hey, Michael. Regional manager. 30 00:01:09,401 --> 00:01:11,210 Hi, Michael. Nice to meet you. Excited to talk ideas. 31 00:01:11,234 --> 00:01:12,313 Us, too, man. You know what, 32 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:15,595 I want this to be cutting edge. I want it to be fast. 33 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:19,156 Quick cuts, you know? Youthful, sort of a 34 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:20,495 MTV-on-crack kind of thing. 35 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:21,590 That sounds great. 36 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:24,133 All right. Good. Well, this is what we have to work with. 37 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,859 I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard, the Nard Dog. 38 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,525 Who let the Nard dog out? 39 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,223 He gives the best back rubs in the office. 40 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,267 That's true, I give a mean back rub. Also do good aromatherapy. 41 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,098 You just got Nard-dogged! 42 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:45,361 Now, this gentleman right here is the key to our urban vibe. 43 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:48,563 Urban? I grew up in a small town. 44 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:50,826 What about me seems urban to you? 45 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,025 Stanley is hilarious. 46 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,895 Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. 47 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:57,058 Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima. 48 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:00,558 These are our accountants. 49 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:05,498 And as you can see, they are very different sizes. 50 00:02:05,567 --> 00:02:08,226 What you might want to do is kind of 51 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:11,290 a Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear thing. 52 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:12,458 That might be kind of fun. 53 00:02:12,534 --> 00:02:13,658 Mama Bear. 54 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:14,732 Who else? 55 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:17,163 I think it's great that the company's making a commercial, 56 00:02:17,234 --> 00:02:20,394 because not very many people have heard of us. 57 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,762 I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, 58 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:28,494 they think that we sell mufflers or muffins or mittens or... 59 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:33,259 And frankly all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide. 60 00:02:34,565 --> 00:02:40,632 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 61 00:03:12,134 --> 00:03:13,498 You playing that game again? 62 00:03:13,566 --> 00:03:18,022 Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. 63 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,895 It doesn't have points or scores. 64 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,626 It doesn't have winners or losers. 65 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,098 Oh, it has losers. 66 00:03:23,334 --> 00:03:26,266 I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. 67 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:29,697 Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. 68 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:32,665 In my second life, I was also a paper salesman 69 00:03:32,733 --> 00:03:34,562 and I was also named Dwight. 70 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,429 Absolutely everything was the same. 71 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,927 Except I could fly. 72 00:03:39,301 --> 00:03:43,063 Little girl in a field holding a flower. 73 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,825 We zoom back to find that she's in the desert 74 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,595 and the field is an oasis. 75 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,656 We zoom back further, 76 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:56,597 the desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. 77 00:03:56,667 --> 00:04:01,497 Zoom back further, the hotel is actually the playground 78 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:04,494 of the world's largest prison. 79 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,694 But we zoom back further... Okay, 80 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,210 I can tell that your time is valuable... 81 00:04:08,234 --> 00:04:09,665 Actually, 82 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,958 I don't get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you. 83 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,761 I get paid by the year. 84 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,924 So... That all sounds really, really ambitious. 85 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,261 Yeah. I know. 86 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:19,697 Why don't we show you what we did with the Nashua branch? 87 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:20,766 Mmm... 88 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:22,491 Okay. 89 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:55,726 That's what Nashua came up with? 90 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,857 That sucks. Wow. 91 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,291 That's what we came up with. 92 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,832 Well, we can do better than that. 93 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,176 Well, the main part of the ad has to stay the same, actually. 94 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,461 Yeah, it's the last five seconds where we have some leeway. 95 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,422 The waving? 96 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,976 Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving. That was just what they did. 97 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,761 You guys can be clapping 98 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,765 or sitting, standing outside, inside, whatever. 99 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:20,299 And this is where you really get to be creative. 100 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:26,056 I need some advice. I've been spending a lot of time making out with Angela lately. 101 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:29,724 We've been necking. But only necking. Right? 102 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:34,062 Not actually kissing our mouths. 103 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,032 Just neck on neck. 104 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:40,429 It's just like rubbinglnuzzling our necks together. 105 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,864 It's hot. I'm not gonna lie to you, but it's a little weird. 106 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:46,127 But you seem like a guy with answers. 107 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,495 So how do I fast track this, get to first base? 108 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,828 We cannot talk about this, 109 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,557 because someone might hear us. 110 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,695 We'll use code names. 111 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:05,732 Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight. 112 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:09,591 That's not different enough. 113 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,959 Dwike? 114 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,525 You have a call from Eddie Murphy. 115 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:23,824 Hello. 116 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,365 Shrek. Shrek. I'm a donkey. 117 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:27,865 I'm a donkey, Shrek. 118 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,560 I'm just kidding. It's me. Hello, Ry. 119 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,192 What? Okay, calm down. 120 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:36,596 I just have a small problem. 121 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,394 I told you not to call about small problems. 122 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,864 Yeah. Well, when I call about big problems, 123 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,230 you don't like that either, so make up your mind, kiddo. 124 00:06:44,301 --> 00:06:50,200 Here is the deal, the ad guys that you sent are locking me in a creative box 125 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:52,290 and sort of ignoring my ideas. 126 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:54,299 That's good. They're creative. You're not. 127 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,827 I'm creative, Ryan. 128 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,365 It's not part of your job. 129 00:06:58,433 --> 00:06:59,865 It's, like, maybe you can cook, 130 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:02,422 but that doesn't mean you should start a restaurant. 131 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,932 Well, actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant, 132 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,625 Mike's Cereal Shack. 133 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:10,658 I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store. 134 00:07:10,733 --> 00:07:12,691 Okay. I'm not really interested in that right now. 135 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,392 I'm delegating creativity to creative professionals. 136 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:16,625 It's a different skill set. 137 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,666 Look, I wasn't good at sales, right? Yeah! 138 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:20,699 But I'm good at managing people who do sales. 139 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:24,029 Are you? I don't think you're doing such a great job here, 140 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,497 suppressing ideas and creativity. 141 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:30,256 All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if you think this is creative. 142 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:31,924 When I was five, 143 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:36,523 I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. 144 00:07:37,134 --> 00:07:41,498 And this was before I had even heard of one or seen one. 145 00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:45,362 I just drew a picture of a horse 146 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:49,798 that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. 147 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:53,231 I was five, five years old. 148 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,390 Couldn't even talk yet. 149 00:07:58,466 --> 00:08:03,195 Hey, guys. You know what? We cannot shoot this ad today. 150 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,529 Okay, when should we come back? 151 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,691 How about never-hundred hours, sir? 152 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:10,910 Wait, we were sent here to help... 153 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:12,593 I'm not gonna argue with this guy. 154 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,826 Let's go. 155 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,161 Good luck, dude. Hey, thanks. 156 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,460 Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:17,999 Michael, David Wallace. 158 00:08:18,067 --> 00:08:20,430 What is this about dismissing the ad people? 159 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,296 Yeah. I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again. 160 00:08:24,366 --> 00:08:25,491 I'm on, Michael. 161 00:08:25,566 --> 00:08:27,429 What's up, my brother? 162 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:32,190 Listen, David, I would like to do this ad in-house. 163 00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:37,255 I want to use only the creativity that we have right here in the office, 164 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,526 and I will send it to you tomorrow morning. 165 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,896 Take a look at it. If you do not think that it's ready to air, 166 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:45,524 send the ad agency back down here 167 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,964 and we'll do it on my dime. 168 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,730 This is weird. 169 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,891 I'm willing to stake my entire reputation on it. 170 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:57,428 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. 171 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,693 Okay. Okay. 172 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:04,422 And thus Michael Scott sealed his own destiny. 173 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,588 In a good way. 174 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,227 Has anyone ever come up to you and said, "You're not creative"? 175 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:16,190 Yes. 176 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,926 Well, they're wrong. You are creative. 177 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,932 You are damn creative, each and every one of you. 178 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,227 You are so much more creative 179 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,994 than all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with. 180 00:09:29,199 --> 00:09:30,665 Who are you talking to, specifically? 181 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:34,390 I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials. 182 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:37,899 My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man. 183 00:09:40,134 --> 00:09:42,576 When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commercials, 184 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,532 then I realized I had a brain. 185 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,732 I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos 186 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,766 with so many people around. 187 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,824 We have three scenes to film, big scenes. 188 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,059 We have a song to write, so let's get cracking. 189 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:58,032 Kelly, I want you to do makeup. 190 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,964 Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously. 191 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,542 Phyllis, I'd like you to look around town 192 00:10:03,566 --> 00:10:06,726 and see if we have any celebrities in our local area. 193 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:09,728 Sue Grafton is at the Steamtown Mall. 194 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,356 She's doing a book signing right now. 195 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,276 Okay, okay. Phyllis, this is what I want you to do. 196 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:16,357 I want you to go down to the mall. I want you to get in line. 197 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,490 I want you to get her to be in this commercial. 198 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:24,155 This would be a huge coup, people. All right? 199 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:26,392 Do not take no for an answer. Okay. 200 00:10:26,466 --> 00:10:28,694 Does anyone actually know what Sue Grafton looks like? 201 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,096 I mean is she hot, or... 202 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,826 She's crazy hot. 203 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:35,457 Well, then maybe we should just use Angela and say she's Sue Grafton. 204 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:36,726 Would anyone notice? 205 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,823 That's not happening. 206 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:40,691 I find the mystery genre disgusting. 207 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:42,830 I hate being titillated. 208 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,323 Bye, everyone. 209 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,799 Light it up, Phyllis. Get her, Phyl. 210 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,799 Out of paper, out of stock 211 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,833 Those friendly faces around the block 212 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:03,229 Break loose from the chains 213 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,493 That are causing you pain 214 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:08,760 Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed 215 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:12,230 Call Andy and Kelly For your business paper needs 216 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,698 Dunder Mifflin 217 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,426 The people person's paper people 218 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,796 Dunder Mifflin 219 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,145 The people person's paper people 220 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,461 Time out. Time out. Time out. I thought... 221 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:25,226 I was under the impression that this was going to be a rap. 222 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:26,592 What's rap? 223 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,158 Okay, Darryl, wow. 224 00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:31,071 You need to learn a lot about your own culture. 225 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,292 I'll make you a mix. 226 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,627 Great. 227 00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:43,421 News flash. I got some juicy updates on Operation Fallen Angel. 228 00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:46,191 Remind me to tell you later. 229 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:52,992 Hey. 230 00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:54,828 No talk. I'm animating. 231 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,263 Why don't we take a quick 10-second break from that 232 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,196 so I can show you what's going on here. 233 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:02,892 Okay, this is Dwight's Second Life. He's on it all the time. 234 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,958 So much so that his little guy here has created his own world. 235 00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,693 It's called Second Second Life 236 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,733 for those people who want to be removed even further from reality. 237 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,095 Are you serious? Yeah. 238 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,496 Oh, my God. He's really in pain. 239 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:17,559 Who's that? 240 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,155 Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever. 241 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,199 He looks a lot like you. 242 00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:24,565 Yeah. How much time did you spend on that? 243 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:27,929 Not much. It's just for tracking Dwight, so... 244 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:31,056 Right. You're a sports writer in Philadelphia? 245 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:33,457 Nice build, too. 246 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,232 Yep. 247 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,993 You have a guitar slung on your back. 248 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,157 I did not know you played guitar. 249 00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:41,457 I... 250 00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:45,157 Why don't we go back to the animation? No, no, no. 251 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,009 I want to see more of Philly Jim. No, show me how this... 252 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,158 I want Philly Jim. 253 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,460 Show me how this works. 254 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:50,658 Oh, boy. 255 00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:59,960 Out of paper, out of stock 256 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:04,495 Those friendly faces around the block 257 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,623 Break loose from the chains 258 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,222 That are causing you pain 259 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,357 Call Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight and Creed 260 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,626 Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs 261 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,029 Call Dunder Mifflin 262 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,497 People person's paper people 263 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,429 Dunder Mifflin 264 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,709 It's the people person's paper people 265 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,198 Stop, stop, stop. 266 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,330 This is not me. This is not... It's not my music. 267 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,161 You're right. It's better than you. It's us. 268 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:32,165 Dunder Mifflin 269 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,309 The people person's paper people 270 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,424 No, no, no. I hate it! I hate it. 271 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:40,832 I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible. 272 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,527 You're on your own, Mike. 273 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,157 Okay, you know what? Hold on, hold on, Darryl. 274 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,790 You just said you hated it. No. 275 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,355 You said you hated it. I said I hate the style. 276 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:54,695 Break me off a piece of that lumber tar 277 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:56,229 Snickers bar 278 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,733 Okay. Wow. Wow. This looks terrible. 279 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,358 Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon 280 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:04,024 Andy. Andy. This is a pivotal scene in the ad. 281 00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:06,429 And if we don't get this, if we don't nail it, 282 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,897 we're gonna lose the whole triumph of the moment. 283 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:13,831 The triumph of the will. Now, God, what? What, Phyllis? 284 00:14:13,899 --> 00:14:17,229 Well, I got in line to buy Sue Grafton's book 285 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,630 and when it came to my turn, 286 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,791 I asked her if she wanted to be in the ad, and she said, "No, thank you." 287 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,855 But I wasn't supposed to take no for an answer... 288 00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:25,422 Attagirl. So I kept on asking, 289 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,296 and they finally threw me out of the store in front of all my friends. 290 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,599 Okay. 291 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,963 Did you or did you not get Sue Grafton? 292 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:37,932 No. 293 00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:40,329 Oh, you're... 294 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,865 Can somebody give her a tissue? Please? 295 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,542 I hope you're not killing yourself on this, because I'm sure it's good enough 296 00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:52,054 for Michael's ad that will probably be seen by no one. 297 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,860 Maybe. But it's not good enough for me yet. 298 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,865 Okay. Do you want me to stay? 299 00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:59,365 No, no, you can go home. I'm good. 300 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,492 Pam is staying late tonight to achieve her dreams, 301 00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:05,657 so I'm pretty proud of her. 302 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,042 Unfortunately, she was my ride home. 303 00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:08,929 You coming? 304 00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:11,426 I... 305 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,489 Piss or get off the pot! 306 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,793 Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. 307 00:15:21,866 --> 00:15:23,730 Good morning. 308 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,860 Yeah, I'm sorry. I looked away for a second, 309 00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:31,161 and Creed snatched your hash browns. 310 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,722 Thank you. You're welcome. 311 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,465 I worked until about 2:45 a.m., 312 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:39,056 and then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael 313 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:43,498 editing in his office and Dwight watching Michael edit in his office, 314 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,929 or drive home and probably fall asleep at the wheel 315 00:15:45,999 --> 00:15:47,363 and die in a fiery car wreck. 316 00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:50,594 I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide. 317 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:53,996 Let me pour you some bubbly, 318 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:57,590 because somebody got to a whole new level last night. 319 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,155 Andy, I can't hear this right now. 320 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,028 No. No. No. This is good. 321 00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:02,643 You know how we haven't really gotten anywhere 322 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,859 that I want to get to physically yet? 323 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:08,161 Well, last night, that changed. 324 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,666 We're making out. I'm kissing her neck and her cheek 325 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:15,290 and her ear lobe, and she's not really kissing me back, 326 00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:19,025 but she closes her eyes and she's like, 327 00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:22,156 "Oh, D. Oh, D." 328 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,960 She called you D? 329 00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:30,058 Yeah. D for Andy. 330 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,259 Oh, D. 331 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,559 Oh, D. 332 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,496 Oh, D. 333 00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:39,861 Oh, D. 334 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,092 Oh, D! Oh, D! 335 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,765 Oh, D! Oh, D! 336 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:54,927 I'm about to send the ad to corporate. And it is sent. 337 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,755 They'll probably watch it right away. I would. 338 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,223 Okay. 339 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,064 Yes? Pam, please clear my phone lines. 340 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,292 Certainly. 341 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,631 Okay, clear. 342 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,955 They could call any second now. 343 00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:23,996 Oh, God. 344 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,155 I better call. 345 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,024 Well, it's been tough. 346 00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:43,293 The geniuses at corporate rejected my commercial, 347 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,797 and tonight they are airing the brain-dead version. 348 00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,923 So welcome one and all 349 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,197 to the world premiere of corporate crap fest. 350 00:18:11,099 --> 00:18:12,224 Hey, seemed like a big hit. 351 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,731 No. People are stupid. 352 00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:17,959 People like waving. Waving sells, not art. 353 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:22,429 The ad we made, our ad, the real one, 354 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:27,989 was full of humor and full of depth and full of heart, and it was real. 355 00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:33,330 Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you put that in the DVD player? 356 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,298 Hey, everybody, I just want to welcome you all 357 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:39,264 to the premiere of the real Dunder Mifflin commercial. 358 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,821 The Michael Scott director's cut. Hope you like it. 359 00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:47,823 It all starts with an idea. 360 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:52,289 But you can never tell where an idea will end up. 361 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,195 Because ideas spread. 362 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,395 They change, grow. 363 00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,395 They connect us with the world. 364 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,094 And in a fast-moving world, 365 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:17,030 where good news moves at the speed of time, 366 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:26,589 and bad news isn't always what it seems. 367 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,864 Because when push comes to shove, 368 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,327 we all deserve a second chance 369 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,194 to score. 370 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:06,558 Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world. 371 00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,661 Animation, all her, by the way. Really? 372 00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:22,595 Yeah, I just thought... The animation was cool. 373 00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:23,723 Thanks. 374 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:26,391 Hey, listen, you ever been on a motorcycle because... 375 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,329 Michael, that was fun. 376 00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:30,664 That was fun. 377 00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:33,490 Next round of drinks is on me, people. 378 00:20:37,999 --> 00:20:39,726 Claude Van Damme 379 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:43,965 Hair for men 380 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,491 Poison gas, NutraSweet 381 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:49,125 It's got to rhyme with "piece." 382 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,528 Fancy Feast. 383 00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:53,327 Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast 384 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:56,259 It's the cat food. Nailed it. 385 00:20:56,766 --> 00:21:06,756 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.