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So, the figures show improvement
right there, Michael.

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And again...

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I'll call back.

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You never call back.

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Every time Michael's
in a meeting,

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he makes me come in
and give him a Post-it note

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telling him who's on the phone.

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I did it once and he freaked out.
He loved it so much.

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The thing is he doesn't
get that many calls.

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So he has me make them up
every 10 minutes.

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Tell him I'll call him back.

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You can't just work 200 days...
Sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no. I don't
have time for this.

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Tell him I'm in a meeting.

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So.

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You have to know how to work this.
There's no excuse for this.

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Yeah. I can get you a
tutor if you need.

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Oh.

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Ah, this is a very
important client,

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but I have the most important client
sitting right in front of me, my boss.

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So I will call him back.
Oh, no, no, no.

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Customer service is obviously priority one.
You can take the call.

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No. Money isn't
everything, Ryan.

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And you're my friend,
and I don't want to be rude.

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Take the call, friend.
I refuse. No.

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My house, my rules.
I insist.

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I insist you take
your work calls.

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Okay. All right, Pam, would
you put the call through?

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Hiya, buddy.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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I don't know, I just... I never
felt welcome there, you know?

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That's...
It's such a boys' club.

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Yeah. I hate that.
Good.

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So, here's the deal.

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I am on my way to New
York to be deposed

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as part of Jan's wrongful
termination lawsuit.

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The company fired her
for having the courage

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to augment her boobs.

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And they displayed

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a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Yes. Yes. Pattern. "Pat-turn."
My friend Pat took a turn.

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That's how I remember that.

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Could we pull over
and put down the top?

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My... I'm feeling a little...
No.

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Queasy. No, I want it up.
My hair.

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Remember, it's not
just a pattern.

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It's a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behaviors.

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"Dis-ray." My friend
Dis Ray got new specs.

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Dis Ray Spect.

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My friend In-A-Pro drives a
Prius with his behind neighbor.

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Does this work for you?

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Yep.

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Tell them how much you're
going to get if you win.

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Come on, Michael, that's tacky.
Million dollars.

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4 million.
$4 million!

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Man, that is a lot of guacamole!
Lot of the green. Lot of green.

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That is why I have
memorized Jan's answers

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and I've also thrown in
some "er's" and "ah's"...

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No, Michael... just
to make it seem like

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it's not memorized.
No, come on.

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Perfect crime! Stop
saying ridiculous things.

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He's just going to tell the truth. The
truth is very, you know, complicated.

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So we went over it carefully,

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and just so that we wouldn't leave anything
up to chance or Michael's judgment.

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Could we please pull over
and pull down the top?

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I do not feel good. Michael,
I told you, I'm not...

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I'm getting carsick!
Putting the top down!

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I'm going to puke. I think
I'm going to throw up.

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All right, fine. Just a second.
Hold on.

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Hey, Schneider, real quick,

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what do you call a buttload of
lawyers driving off a cliff?

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A good start. And I
think it's "busload."

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Yeah, a bunch of rich
lawyers took the bus.

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Where did you find this guy?

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Hey, there he is.
Hey, Michael.

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Hey, hey.
Jan.

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I'm glad you're here. I actually
need to talk to you for a second.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Can we talk off the
record as friends?

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I would love that.

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Jan has put the company in a
very tough position here.

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Now, you've been with us for a long time.
Over 10 years, right?

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We just want to be sure that you won't do
anything to hurt us with your testimony.

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Do you understand?
Abso-fruitly. Yeah.

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I'll... I'll do anything
for the company. Good.

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That is great to hear.

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It is.

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Game, son!

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All right, let's run it back.

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The warehouse got a
Ping-Pong table last week.

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Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl.
Sometimes I bring him juice.

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My boyfriend is 12.

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What has two skinny chicken
legs and sucks at Ping-Pong?

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Hi, Kelly. Guess whose
boyfriend it is?

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I don't want to guess. I'll give
you a hint, it's not my boyfriend.

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I think it's a guy over here.

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I don't talk trash.
I talk smack.

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They're totally different.

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Trash talk is all hypothetical,
like, "Your mama's so fat",

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"she could eat
the Internet."

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But smack talk is happening,
like, right now.

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Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact
'cause I got the evidence right there."

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Jim? Can I see you
for a second?

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Sure.

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Wow.

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Okay, it's not regulation
size, but it'll do.

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You have to practice. You have to
get really good and beat Darryl.

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Oh, I can't beat Darryl.
Please.

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Kelly's trash-talking me
because Darryl's beating you.

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What? Seriously?
What is she saying?

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Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs
steroids just to watch baseball.

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Jim couldn't hit a Ping-Pong ball
if it was the size of the moon.

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Were Jim's parents first cousins
that were also bad at Ping-Pong?

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So, you're asking me to defend
your honor against Kelly?

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Sort of. Yes.

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Bring me a player.
Okay.

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Hi, everyone. Dianne Kelly. I'm the
company's chief legal counsel.

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Hi. No. No. Absolutely not.
What is he doing here?

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Toby? Are you renewing
your divorce vows

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before my deposition?

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Michael, I'm your HR rep.

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I'm on your side.
Never.

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I want him gone. I don't
talk until he leaves.

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Michael, just relax, okay?

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You know what, I think they're
ready for us now, so...

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Okay.
All right.

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Mr. Scott, do you swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth

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and nothing but the truth?

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Yes.
Mr. Scott,

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can you describe the circumstances of Ms.
Levinson's termination?

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Well, it was not
just a termination.

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It was a pattern of disrespect
and inappropriate behavior.

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Oh, very good.
Well put.

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People underestimate Michael.

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There are plenty of things that
he is well above average at,

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like ice-skating.

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He is a very
good ice-skater.

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Hey, Kevin,
Jim needs to see you.

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About what?

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He needs help balancing
some travel receipts.

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Are you sure he wants me?

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Because I have Oscar balance
my travel receipts.

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Yeah, no, he asked
for you specifically.

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He's in the conference room.

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Awesome!

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How long have you
known the plaintiff?

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I haven't actually seen it,

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but I have seen The Firm

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and I'm planning on renting
The Pelican Brief.

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How long have you
known Ms. Levinson?

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Six years and two months.

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And you were directly
under her the entire time?

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That's what she said.

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Excuse me?

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That's what she said.

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Ms. Levinson told you that she
was your direct superior?

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What? Why would
she say that?

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Can we just move on to another question?
No, wait,

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I don't understand. Who's
on record as saying this?

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With all due respect, I'm in the
middle of a line of questioning.

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Now, Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms.
Levinson said

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regarding your employment status with
respect to her corporate position?

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Come again? That's what she said? I
don't know what you're talking about.

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If I may, he was just telling a joke before,
so can we move on to another question?

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Oh, are you sure?
Yes.

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Can you go back to where
this digression began?

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Mr. Schneider, "And you were
directly under her the entire time?"

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Mr. Scott,
"That's what she said."

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Well, delivery's all wrong.
She's butchering it.

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she
thought she was being fired?

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She thought it had to do with the twins.
That's what I call them.

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Could you be more specific.
Who are the twins?

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To be delicate,
they hang off milady's chest.

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They make milk.

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You don't need
to go any further.

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Her breasts?
Yes.

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She thought it had something to do with
her recent breast-enhancement surgery?

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Yes. And frankly, the timing was
nothing short of predominant.

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What about your romantic
relationship with Ms. Levinson?

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Could that have played a part
in her termination?

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Well, if it did,

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then the company
is breaking its own rules.

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Interesting.
How so?

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Because before we started dating, we
disclosed our relationship to HR.

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And I have the proof right here.

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Okay, the company has just a few
clarifying questions, Mr. Scott,

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if that's okay with you?
I will allow it.

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Would you mind, please, just

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taking a quick look at
this photograph, please?

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That is you and Ms. Levinson
in Jamaica, is that correct?

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Uh-huh.

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And that photograph was
taken more than two months

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prior to the start of your
relationship, does that sound right?

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Mr. Scott, the timeline here
is actually very important.

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00:09:44,973 --> 00:09:47,269
Please, when did your
relationship actually begin?

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Well, it depends
on how you define begin.

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I mean, if it's from the first time
we shook hands, like, six years ago.

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00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:56,483
If it's from the first time we
kissed, it's, like, two years ago.

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Excuse me? If it was from the
first time we kissed sober,

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it was, like,
four months after that.

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00:10:00,773 --> 00:10:01,966
Can we take a short break?

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00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,529
No. Are you telling me
that your relationship

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00:10:04,607 --> 00:10:08,902
began two years ago and not in February
as you previously testified to here?

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00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:13,201
Line.
I'm sorry, what?

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00:10:13,273 --> 00:10:16,068
He asked for a line,
like in a play.

207
00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:21,882
"Mr. Scott, do you realize you
just contradicted yourself?"

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00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:24,395
"I did."Yes, you did."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"

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00:10:24,474 --> 00:10:26,939
"No."I really have to. I've
been drinking lots of water."

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00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:29,529
"You went five minutes ago."That
wasn't to go to the bathroom,

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00:10:29,607 --> 00:10:31,005
"that was to get out
of a question."

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00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:34,096
"You still have to answer it."First,
can I go to the bathroom?"No."

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00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:40,929
Good game, Meredith.

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00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,336
Don't patronize me.

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00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:45,339
All right, what is going on here?
Dwight!

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00:10:45,407 --> 00:10:46,667
Thank God you're here.

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00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:50,070
As it turns out, one of our biggest
clients is a Ping-Pong master.

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00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,628
And I have to play him tomorrow,
or we lose the account.

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00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:55,400
Can you help me out?
Will you help me practice?

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00:11:02,107 --> 00:11:03,471
What the hell?
I told you.

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00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:06,431
All of my heroes
are table-tennis players.

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00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:10,234
Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove
Waldner, Wang Tao,

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00:11:10,307 --> 00:11:12,670
Joerg Rosskopf and, of
course, Ashraf Helmy.

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00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,536
I even have a life-sized poster
of Hugo Hoyama on my wall.

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00:11:15,606 --> 00:11:17,197
And the first time
I left Pennsylvania

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00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:20,205
was to go to the Hall of Fame
induction ceremony of Andrzej Grubba.

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00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:28,230
Jan and I had an on-againloff-again
relationship for two years.

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00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:33,130
And I know this destroys
her case and I am sorry,

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00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:36,570
but I throw myself at the
mercy of the deposition.

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00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:39,730
Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's
all we needed to know.

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00:11:39,806 --> 00:11:41,067
Wait.

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00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:44,833
We'd like to enter into the record a page
from Michael Scott's personal journal.

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00:11:44,906 --> 00:11:46,236
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:47,966
What are you doing
with my diary?

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This is plaintiff's exhibit 107.
No.

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I quote from an entry dated

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January 4 of this past year.

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"Just got back from Jamaica,
tan almost everywhere."

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"Jan, almost everywhere.
Hee, hee."

240
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,496
"Oh, Diary, what a week."

241
00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:07,472
"I had sex with my boss. I don't
know if it's going to go anywhere."

242
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:10,529
"Jan was very specific that
this is not going anywhere,"

243
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,300
"that it was a onetime mistake."

244
00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:15,135
"But we had sex six times,
so you tell me."

245
00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:18,139
"I am definitely
feeling very eerie."

246
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Irie.

247
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Irie. Sorry.

248
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,804
"More tomorrow.
X-O-X-O, Michael."

249
00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:27,237
It would appear that neither
you nor Ms. Levinson

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considered you
had a relationship

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00:12:29,006 --> 00:12:31,063
in any sense of the word.
Is that correct?

252
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,849
We're going to need to see a copy of
that entire journal before we proceed.

253
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:36,350
I don't think anyone in this room
has a right to read my diary.

254
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,601
It's basic discovery. We
have the right to review it.

255
00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:42,037
Okay, let's make 10
copies of this diary.

256
00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:43,595
Could you make it 11?

257
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:48,838
Eleven. Sure. And we'll break for
lunch, so everyone can have a look.

258
00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:15,529
Can I sit here?

259
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:30,832
You know, I know a little bit about
what you're going through in a way.

260
00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:37,528
When I was a kid,
my parents got divorced.

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They both wanted custody

262
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:44,538
and they both asked me to testify
against the other one in court.

263
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:48,663
So, I don't know. I didn't want them to get
divorced in the first place, you know?

264
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,706
I love them both so much.

265
00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:54,370
I just wanted...

266
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,405
How could you give up
my diary like that?

267
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,701
I had to. I'm sorry,
but I need to win this.

268
00:14:03,773 --> 00:14:05,103
We need to win this.

269
00:14:05,173 --> 00:14:06,502
How did you even find it?

270
00:14:06,573 --> 00:14:08,149
You keep it under
my side of the mattress.

271
00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:10,264
I don't like the lump. I'm
really upset about this.

272
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:13,067
All right, I stole your diary
and gave it to my lawyer.

273
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:16,435
You e-mailed a topless photo of
me to everyone in our company.

274
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:17,563
Let's call it even.

275
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,935
Fine. I love you.

276
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,233
I love you, too.

277
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:24,434
Mr. Scott, who is this
other woman, Ryan,

278
00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:29,495
who you refer to here as "Just as hot
as Jan, but in a different way."

279
00:14:29,573 --> 00:14:32,301
Not a woman, just a cool,
great-looking, best friend.

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00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:33,532
Aren't we trying to determine

281
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,072
whether Michael and Jan were
engaged in a romantic affair?

282
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:37,469
Not Michael and
this Ryan person.

283
00:14:38,873 --> 00:14:40,305
- Excuse me.
- All right.

284
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,464
All right, this is
the way I see it.

285
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:47,699
Yes, I had sex with Jan and, yes, I
did consider Jan to be my girlfriend,

286
00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:53,001
however, Jan clearly did not
consider me to be her boyfriend.

287
00:14:53,906 --> 00:14:55,963
So her actions are
completely rightful.

288
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,006
Okay, Mr. Scott,
it's admirable

289
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:02,505
the way you defend a woman
who is so obviously ambivalent

290
00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:04,005
about her relationship with you.

291
00:15:04,073 --> 00:15:06,005
Thank you very much.
You didn't have to say that.

292
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,698
Considering she consistently gave
you such poor performance reviews.

293
00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:14,229
That was before our relationship.
She was going through a divorce.

294
00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:16,431
And she was drinking a lot.

295
00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:18,063
Okay.

296
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,197
Of water.

297
00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:25,035
Mr. Scott, this is a copy of a
particularly negative performance review.

298
00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:28,267
Would you mind reading the
date on that, please?

299
00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:33,130
"March 17."

300
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:36,434
And that would be a month after
your relationship became official,

301
00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:37,938
is that correct?
Yes.

302
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,267
You may read

303
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,033
the highlighted portion
out loud if you'd like to.

304
00:15:45,573 --> 00:15:48,869
"I am out of carrots.
I am out of sticks."

305
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,462
"Mr. Scott has time and
again proven himself"

306
00:15:51,539 --> 00:15:56,268
"to be an unmanageable employee
and a poor branch manager."

307
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:58,897
"I recommend he be removed
from that position"

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00:15:58,973 --> 00:16:01,495
"and reassigned to sales
where he belongs."

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00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,267
Mr. Scott,
after hearing that,

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00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,635
wouldn't you say
that Ms. Levinson's judgment

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00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:09,139
is at least very
seriously flawed?

312
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,969
Mr. Scott?

313
00:16:20,339 --> 00:16:21,930
How's it going?

314
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:26,335
Well, he has gone from completely
hopeless to simply miserable.

315
00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,565
Check this out,
though. Spin serve.

316
00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:33,502
Works, like,
80% of the time, so...

317
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:34,572
Nice.

318
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,733
So, should I schedule
the rematch with Darryl now?

319
00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:38,931
I think I'm ready.

320
00:16:39,006 --> 00:16:40,528
I'll make the call.

321
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,267
Wait a minute,
Darryl is the client?

322
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:50,536
No, no, no, he works
here, dumb ass!

323
00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:53,136
Right.

324
00:16:54,439 --> 00:16:55,700
Spin serve!

325
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:02,468
How could you do that to me?

326
00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:05,782
You can respond. Just remember
it's all going into the record.

327
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:08,966
Michael, I'm not the enemy, okay?
Dunder Mifflin is the enemy.

328
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,904
Dunder Mifflin has
always treated me

329
00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:15,133
with the utmost respect,
with loyalty.

330
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:19,269
They were going to give me your
job, and I should have taken it.

331
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,949
All right, wait,
before you go any further,

332
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,837
let me show you what kind
of loyalty they have, okay?

333
00:17:23,906 --> 00:17:26,929
Lester, please read that part
of Wallace's deposition.

334
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,531
Starting at paragraph six.

335
00:17:29,606 --> 00:17:32,504
Counsel, "Mr. Wallace,
regarding Michael Scott",

336
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,835
"was he a contender
to replace Jan Levinson?"

337
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,769
David Wallace, "Yes."

338
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:41,534
See? I was number-one contender.
I was being groomed.

339
00:17:41,606 --> 00:17:43,697
Counsel, "Was he
your first choice?"

340
00:17:43,773 --> 00:17:46,295
David Wallace, "Michael
Scott is a fine employee"

341
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:48,601
"who has been with the
company many years."

342
00:17:48,673 --> 00:17:51,730
Counsel, "Was he in
the top five of contenders?"

343
00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:53,965
David Wallace,
"What do you want me to say?"

344
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,267
"Come on, he's a nice guy. There
were many people that I considered."

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00:17:57,339 --> 00:18:01,067
Counsel, "Was he being seriously
considered for the corporate job?"

346
00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,106
David Wallace, "No."

347
00:18:08,406 --> 00:18:11,032
I have one more question,
Mr. Scott.

348
00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,368
Wouldn't you agree
with Ms. Levinson

349
00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:16,462
that the company exhibits
a pattern of disrespect

350
00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:18,096
toward its employees?

351
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:24,930
Absolutely not.

352
00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:38,035
Yes! Way to go!
See that?

353
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:40,595
Yeah. The floppy-haired
girl you date won a point.

354
00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,400
Nineteen serving four.

355
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:51,269
Nice, baby!
Nice one!

356
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,897
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your boyfriend

357
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,215
'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause
'Cause he sucks at Ping-Pong

358
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:58,865
You know what? I'm sick of this.
Let's go. You and me!

359
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,599
What? Let's go!
Pick up a paddle.

360
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,798
Okay. Bring it on.
I am.

361
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,072
You think you can handle this?

362
00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:06,231
In my sleep.

363
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:08,169
Okay, volley
for serve. "P."

364
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:09,500
"O."

365
00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:13,472
"P."

366
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:14,698
"O."

367
00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:17,382
Do you want to go play
on the table upstairs?

368
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,405
- "P."
- "O."

369
00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:19,733
Yes.

370
00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:22,805
"P."

371
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:32,099
Michael, I am very sorry.

372
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,071
Oh, hey,
no biggie. Just...

373
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,697
No, no, no.
This was rough.

374
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:39,204
We never meant for you to get
caught in the middle of this.

375
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,932
I'm very sorry.

376
00:19:50,306 --> 00:19:51,863
Hey, David?

377
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,166
Yeah?

378
00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:55,535
I think you're a nice guy, too.

379
00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:57,396
Thanks, Michael.

380
00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:58,836
Why did I do it?

381
00:19:58,906 --> 00:19:59,997
I don't know.

382
00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:04,505
Jan said that it was
because of the photo

383
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:06,061
that she revealed the diary.

384
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,999
But she already brought the diary
with her to New York. So...

385
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:14,065
You expect to get screwed
by your company,

386
00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:17,105
but you never expect to get
screwed by your girlfriend.

387
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:25,798
What do you want
to do for dinner?

388
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:28,567
How about Chinese?

389
00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:31,104
We should really try
to save some money.

390
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,229
How about something cheap?

391
00:20:33,873 --> 00:20:38,771
That was my cheap suggestion.
Chinese was my cheap suggestion.

392
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:41,265
Can you do fast food?
Fine.

393
00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:42,965
Fast food's fine.

394
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:53,310
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.