1 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:04,568 This is ridiculous. 2 00:00:04,641 --> 00:00:07,038 Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here? 3 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:10,267 Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. 4 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:13,379 Do you have plans tonight? 5 00:00:13,441 --> 00:00:14,498 No, I don't. 6 00:00:14,574 --> 00:00:17,216 Remember when you told us not to make plans, 'cause we were working? 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,831 Yes, I remember. 8 00:00:19,607 --> 00:00:20,732 Hmm. 9 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:23,740 This is BS. This is BS. Why are we here? 10 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:27,329 I am gonna call corporate. Enough is enough. I'm... 11 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:31,601 God, I'm so mad! This is Michael Scott, Scranton. 12 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,798 Well, we don't want to work. No, we don't! 13 00:00:34,874 --> 00:00:37,431 It's not fair to these people! 14 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:40,961 These people are my friends, and I care about them! 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,631 We're not gonna do it! 16 00:00:44,541 --> 00:00:47,200 Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate, 17 00:00:47,274 --> 00:00:52,206 and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. 18 00:00:52,274 --> 00:00:53,912 Go enjoy your Friday. Thank you, Michael. 19 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,099 All right. 20 00:00:55,174 --> 00:00:56,197 All right. Happy Friday. 21 00:00:56,274 --> 00:00:58,450 Well, I think we dodged a bullet, there. I think you did. 22 00:00:58,474 --> 00:00:59,905 I think we should celebrate. 23 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,200 How about you, Pam, mi casa. A little dinner, dancing, drinks? 24 00:01:03,274 --> 00:01:06,069 Oh, I... You said you didn't have plans. 25 00:01:07,874 --> 00:01:09,635 That's what you said. 26 00:01:09,707 --> 00:01:13,799 Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times. 27 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,738 And every time, we've been able to get out of it. 28 00:01:16,808 --> 00:01:20,467 But I've got to give him credit. He got me. 29 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,904 Because I'm starting to suspect 30 00:01:22,973 --> 00:01:25,439 that there was no assignment from corporate. 31 00:01:25,507 --> 00:01:27,473 Michael, what time should I be arriving? 32 00:01:28,474 --> 00:01:29,871 Dwight, it's couples only. 33 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:35,134 And besides, I only have six wine glasses. So it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim. 34 00:01:35,207 --> 00:01:37,036 And Angela and Andy. 35 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:38,505 Hey, oh! 36 00:01:39,774 --> 00:01:43,865 Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party? 37 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:51,921 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 38 00:02:23,774 --> 00:02:25,467 - Hi. - Hello. 39 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,564 How are you? Come on in. 40 00:02:27,641 --> 00:02:29,630 Good to see you. Chilly, huh? 41 00:02:29,707 --> 00:02:31,502 I'm so glad we finally... 42 00:02:31,607 --> 00:02:32,650 Finally got to do this with you guys. 43 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,572 This is great. 44 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,202 You want to take their coats, babe? 45 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:38,467 Yes, I would. Okay. 46 00:02:38,541 --> 00:02:41,904 All right. So, what have you been doing? 47 00:02:41,973 --> 00:02:43,962 Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago? Yeah! 48 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,700 I have been getting ready, and then driving over here. 49 00:02:46,774 --> 00:02:48,830 Well, we've been doing pretty much the same thing. 50 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,805 Really? Except driving. 51 00:02:52,474 --> 00:02:53,837 We got you this. 52 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,099 Pam! 53 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,316 Thank you. That's so nice. Thanks. 54 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:58,033 This will be great to cook with. Really. 55 00:02:58,107 --> 00:03:00,937 Well, have a seat, or come on in, or... 56 00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:04,770 I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa. 57 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,016 - It's really nice. - It's great. 58 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,717 So, what do you guys think? Should we do the tour first, 59 00:03:07,741 --> 00:03:09,297 should we have appetizers first? 60 00:03:09,374 --> 00:03:11,397 Tour. Let's do the tour first. Okay. 61 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:13,440 You have a preference, babe? Upstairs first? 62 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:15,904 Totally your call, babe. All right, well, let's go, then. 63 00:03:15,973 --> 00:03:17,836 All right. I say upstairs. 64 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,550 You guys doing a little construction? 65 00:03:20,574 --> 00:03:22,835 Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door. 66 00:03:22,907 --> 00:03:29,170 Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet. We are still a work in progress, here. 67 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,206 This is my office. 68 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,035 Yup. Never been used. 69 00:03:33,107 --> 00:03:34,766 Not super-exciting. No. 70 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,102 And this is my work space. This is it. 71 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:38,350 Check that out. You smell that? 72 00:03:38,374 --> 00:03:39,431 Uh-huh. 73 00:03:39,507 --> 00:03:42,904 As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here. 74 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,933 So you have an office and a work space. 75 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:48,531 I do, you know. I just... I cannot create in the same space 76 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:51,868 that I conduct business. I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. 77 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:52,963 Smell. 78 00:03:54,274 --> 00:03:56,206 It's fire. Bonfire. 79 00:03:56,274 --> 00:03:57,570 Bond! Men love this one. 80 00:03:57,641 --> 00:04:02,164 James Bond-fire! "I am Bond-fire... James Bond-fire." 81 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,706 Michael Scott! 82 00:04:04,574 --> 00:04:08,472 When I get frustrated, or irritated or... 83 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,473 Angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles! 84 00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:13,733 And it just... Poof! Goes away. 85 00:04:13,807 --> 00:04:15,034 Just like that. Just like that. 86 00:04:15,174 --> 00:04:17,572 So this is the master bedroom. 87 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,729 And these walls, they used to be, like, white, like an asylum. 88 00:04:20,807 --> 00:04:23,672 So I wanted it to be softer, so I had it painted an eggshell white. 89 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:27,400 Guess what? White and eggshell white are exactly the same color. 90 00:04:28,207 --> 00:04:29,503 Babe... Exactly. 91 00:04:29,607 --> 00:04:31,517 I thought you said that you were gonna tidy things up. 92 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:32,972 Well, I... 93 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,131 Shame on you. 94 00:04:37,441 --> 00:04:38,440 What a cute bench. 95 00:04:38,507 --> 00:04:40,097 Thanks. That's my bed. 96 00:04:40,174 --> 00:04:43,936 Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy. 97 00:04:44,074 --> 00:04:48,268 Really? 'Cause... It seems pretty narrow and short. 98 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:51,636 It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this! 99 00:04:51,706 --> 00:04:53,639 See? He fits perfectly. 100 00:04:57,441 --> 00:04:58,929 I finally 101 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,733 broke down and bought myself 102 00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:04,967 a plasma TV. 103 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,370 Check it out. I actually hung this on the wall myself. 104 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,498 That's good. I want to show you something. 105 00:05:10,574 --> 00:05:13,438 A lot of people in the room, you need more space... 106 00:05:13,507 --> 00:05:15,473 Voilà. Right into the wall. 107 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:16,564 Wow! 108 00:05:16,641 --> 00:05:18,300 Sometimes, I will just 109 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:21,771 stand here and watch television for hours. I love it. 110 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:26,703 I love this TV. And I also built this table. 111 00:05:26,773 --> 00:05:28,603 What is that, chestnut? 112 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:30,764 No, I think that is either pine or Nordic cherry. 113 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,897 It's pine. Yeah. 114 00:05:31,973 --> 00:05:34,283 Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool. 115 00:05:34,307 --> 00:05:35,738 - Really? - Yeah. 116 00:05:35,807 --> 00:05:40,433 Yeah, he tried to set up my TiVo for me, but then I didn't have audio for a week. 117 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,734 If you ever need any help, I'm just a phone call away. 118 00:05:43,807 --> 00:05:45,000 I bet you are. 119 00:05:46,541 --> 00:05:48,029 Well, I saw... 120 00:05:48,107 --> 00:05:49,266 Oh, your Dundies. 121 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:52,050 I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see. 122 00:05:52,074 --> 00:05:57,234 Well, it was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies. 123 00:05:57,307 --> 00:05:59,432 So I said, "Honey, keep the trophies." 124 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:05,167 Oh, honey, I have the best trophy right here. Aside from my Dundies. 125 00:06:06,706 --> 00:06:09,695 Oh, excuse us for just a second. I'll get it. 126 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:11,830 So glad we were finally able to do this. 127 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,632 So glad we... No. No. 128 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,831 Okay. Tuna! 129 00:06:15,907 --> 00:06:18,805 What's up, Tuna? We gonna have some tuna for dinner? 130 00:06:18,873 --> 00:06:21,582 I bet you're sick of tuna, right? You probably have tuna every night. 131 00:06:21,606 --> 00:06:23,834 All right. Tuna. 132 00:06:23,907 --> 00:06:26,271 These are for you. Oh, how thoughtful. 133 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,771 Very nice. Except for one flower, 134 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,329 which is for my flower. 135 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:32,406 Aw. 136 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,402 What am I supposed to do with this? 137 00:06:35,474 --> 00:06:38,440 Well, how about we do the short tour, and then I'll start dinner? 138 00:06:38,507 --> 00:06:41,200 Oh, I can help starting dinner, if you need it. 139 00:06:41,274 --> 00:06:44,351 Oh no, no, no, it's just the Osso Buco, needs to braise for about three hours. 140 00:06:44,407 --> 00:06:46,236 Everything else is done. 141 00:06:46,307 --> 00:06:49,932 Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like 4:00? 142 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:54,099 You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight. 143 00:06:54,174 --> 00:06:56,231 When in Rome. 144 00:06:56,307 --> 00:06:58,102 You have a preference? Upstairs first? 145 00:06:58,174 --> 00:06:59,197 Whatever you say, babe. 146 00:06:59,274 --> 00:07:00,273 Follow me. 147 00:07:00,374 --> 00:07:01,431 All right. 148 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:08,133 How about a toast? Shall I? Here's to good friends. 149 00:07:08,207 --> 00:07:09,934 Cheers. Cheers. 150 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,098 Mmm. 151 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,806 A sort of an oaky afterbirth. 152 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:19,596 What was that? 153 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,071 Music? Should we turn some music on? 154 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,867 That sounds good. 155 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:27,498 Do you guys remember my old assistant, Hunter? 156 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:32,165 He is an excellent songwriter. Wait until you hear this. Okay, here we go. 157 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,838 You know what? Hunter was a terrible assistant. 158 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:13,032 That is why Ryan fired him. 159 00:08:13,107 --> 00:08:15,183 Well, I think he's probably just about as reliable as Pam, 160 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:17,764 being that it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me. 161 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,601 Sometimes I think she holds on to faxes. 162 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:26,737 I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. 163 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,739 Which I realize is a lot to ask for 164 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:31,500 at a dinner party. 165 00:08:31,573 --> 00:08:35,267 Cow. No, it's a hump, there's a hump. 166 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,531 Joe Camel! Joe Camel! Yes! 167 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:38,868 Okay, yes. First name of that animal, 168 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:42,736 and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital. 169 00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:44,433 Montana. Joe Montana? 170 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:46,234 Yes! Yes! 171 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,239 Time's up! All right, two pieces! 172 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,978 Why didn't you just say 49ers quarterback? 173 00:08:50,107 --> 00:08:54,801 All right, my... my... my... my turn! My... my... my... my turn! 174 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:56,566 My... my... my... my turn! 175 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,629 Babe, can you just, like, really... What? 176 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:00,500 You're just, like, really... 177 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:01,937 What? What? 178 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:03,597 Could you just simmer down? Seriously. 179 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,605 I'm just making people laugh. No. 180 00:09:05,673 --> 00:09:08,299 Yes, I was watching Jim's face. I was watching Jim. 181 00:09:08,374 --> 00:09:10,397 And he was laughing. 182 00:09:10,606 --> 00:09:11,765 No smile. 183 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,102 Look at him. He's laughing. 184 00:09:14,207 --> 00:09:18,139 Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. 185 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:22,003 And it's called, "Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests." 186 00:09:22,074 --> 00:09:25,904 And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it. 187 00:09:27,207 --> 00:09:29,900 You'll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord. 188 00:09:29,973 --> 00:09:31,598 Apparently, my apartment flooded. 189 00:09:31,673 --> 00:09:33,367 Something with the sprinkler. Oh, no! 190 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,032 Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage. 191 00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:37,130 Oh! Okay. 192 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:39,536 Well, you don't need two of you to do that. 193 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,601 That's true... 194 00:09:45,473 --> 00:09:46,598 Dinner sounded delicious. 195 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,431 Pam, I'll see you at home. Thank you so much. 196 00:09:48,473 --> 00:09:51,803 Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here, all by itself. 197 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:53,816 I don't know, because everything I own is there. 198 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,931 You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party. 199 00:09:57,007 --> 00:10:00,564 That's true. That is a great point. Come on down here. 200 00:10:02,473 --> 00:10:06,701 Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends, 201 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:10,262 and we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed. All right? 202 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,430 Michael, you're up. 203 00:10:11,506 --> 00:10:13,166 Here we go. This is gonna be fun. 204 00:10:13,274 --> 00:10:14,364 - Ready... - Go! 205 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,406 All right. First name is Tom. 206 00:10:16,473 --> 00:10:19,735 No, no, no. No names. No names, no rhyming, no sound-alikes. 207 00:10:19,807 --> 00:10:22,171 All right, okay. Okay. You're getting into my head! 208 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,103 First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise. 209 00:10:24,174 --> 00:10:26,197 He goes on a Caribbean cruise. 210 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:27,500 I don't know. Katie Holmes. 211 00:10:27,573 --> 00:10:30,698 No, but he's married to her! Oh, Dawson's Creek. 212 00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:33,603 No, it has to be a real person, Jim. Come on! 213 00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:36,332 No, no, I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. 214 00:10:37,373 --> 00:10:38,498 Okay! 215 00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:41,698 Rhymes with Parnold Sportsanegger. No rhyming! 216 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:43,205 Not really a rhyme. 217 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:44,569 Another clue! Another clue! 218 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,936 Okay, he's the governor of California. 219 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:48,472 He is the Terminator. 220 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,029 Those aren't helpful. Tom Cruise! 221 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,164 No! Time! 222 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,001 God! Does anybody read the paper? 223 00:11:03,807 --> 00:11:04,932 Oh, thank you. 224 00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:06,064 You're welcome. 225 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,299 I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. 226 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:25,098 The sliding glass door shattered. 227 00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:26,605 So... It's okay. 228 00:11:28,907 --> 00:11:30,600 It's actually a really cute story. 229 00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:32,639 Do you want to tell it, babe, or should I tell it? 230 00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:33,783 I don't like that story, babe. 231 00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:34,830 Come on! 232 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:39,135 It's a cute story... Michael ran through the sliding glass door 233 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:42,196 because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. 234 00:11:42,273 --> 00:11:43,603 Stop. Stop it! 235 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,706 I mean, I like ice cream, okay? Sue me. 236 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,137 Oh, no, don't. 237 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,934 I shouldn't say that jokingly, because she will sue me. 238 00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:55,939 She loves to sue. She loves lawsuits. 239 00:11:56,007 --> 00:12:00,962 You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible. 240 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,938 You are so right. You are so right! 241 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:06,268 Because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges. 242 00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:09,533 And I moved in and I cleaned it, so I guess that makes me the devil. 243 00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:15,133 You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! 244 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:17,469 I'm burning. Help me! 245 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,870 You shouldn't joke about that. 246 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,249 Is there more wine in the kitchen? 247 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,637 No, I will get it. I will get it. 248 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,582 What kind of hostess would I be if I didn't get my wine? 249 00:12:23,606 --> 00:12:25,916 It's okay, I don't mind. No, no, no. In fact, you know what? 250 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,804 Girls' trip. Angela, come on. Girls' trip. 251 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,831 Oh, not even close. 252 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:36,066 So, you keep a very tidy house. 253 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:39,230 You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. 254 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,706 But I don't have to tell you, Pam. 255 00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:44,534 Oh, yeah... 256 00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:45,697 What? 257 00:12:45,773 --> 00:12:49,466 Oh, don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated. 258 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:50,870 Oh, are you joking? 259 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:55,066 No, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him. 260 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,469 I have never, ever dated 261 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:01,905 or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. 262 00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:06,234 Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever. 263 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,363 I've noticed how you look at him at the office. 264 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,439 Mmm-hmm. 265 00:13:13,074 --> 00:13:17,870 So, I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand. 266 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,405 So, Jim, I noticed you checking out Jan's candles. 267 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:22,462 Oh, no, she just put it in front of my face. 268 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,597 Yeah, did you know that candles 269 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:29,571 are the number-one fastest-growing product in the scent-aroma market? 270 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,697 $2 billion a year industry. And for only $10,000, 271 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:37,569 you could become a co-owner of "Serenity by Jan." 272 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,299 What do you think about that? Thought about it. I'm in. 273 00:13:40,373 --> 00:13:44,669 I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company? 274 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,531 I'm sorry. 275 00:13:48,606 --> 00:13:49,765 What now? 276 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,237 Coming. 277 00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:54,538 Hello. 278 00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:56,038 What are you doing here? 279 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:59,698 We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party, right? 280 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,432 Awesome! What is he doing here? 281 00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:02,902 Yes, what are you doing here? 282 00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:04,495 Dwight is my friend. 283 00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,368 We weren't invited? 284 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,236 You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, 285 00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:15,238 and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. 286 00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:18,499 Dwight brought glasses and a person. 287 00:14:18,573 --> 00:14:20,232 Fine. Whatever you want. 288 00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,863 Just like always. Whatever you want. 289 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,462 Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. 290 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,699 It's fine, Michael. When I wanted to see Stomp 291 00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:28,916 and you wanted to see Wicked, 292 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,701 what did we see? We saw Wicked... 293 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:33,637 When I said that I wanted to have kids, 294 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,365 and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? 295 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,906 And then, when you said that you might want to have kids, 296 00:14:39,973 --> 00:14:42,905 and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? 297 00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:45,016 And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids? 298 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,369 Who had it reversed back? 299 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,565 Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! 300 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,833 I did! Okay... 301 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:55,100 You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! 302 00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:58,371 And I bought this condo 303 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,872 to fill with children. 304 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,303 I am so sorry 305 00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:04,567 that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world. 306 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,071 Okay? But look... I'm sorry, too. 307 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:10,435 - If you want to have kids, then fine, you win. - Let's have a kid! 308 00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:15,732 Do you mean it? You want to have a kid? 309 00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:18,669 I hate my life. 310 00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:21,800 So, can we come in? 311 00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:30,498 Mmm. 312 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,806 Great turkey leg. 313 00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:36,799 Okay, I'm just gonna check on dinner. 314 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,398 Angela, would you like some of my beet salad? 315 00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:43,939 I hate beet salad. 316 00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,529 It's actually really good. 317 00:15:45,606 --> 00:15:47,469 Hey, hey, hey. 318 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:50,563 I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times. 319 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:55,868 The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. 320 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:56,939 Pam... 321 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,704 I hope she didn't do anything to the food. 322 00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:03,698 Like what? 323 00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:05,739 I can't prove it, 324 00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:08,773 but I think she might be trying to poison me. 325 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,031 Hey, looks great, babe. 326 00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:16,299 Yeah, it really does. 327 00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:19,635 I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. 328 00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:22,934 But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, 329 00:16:23,006 --> 00:16:26,200 wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover. 330 00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:36,532 Can you not do that? It's disgusting. 331 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,171 You know I have soft teeth. How could you say that? 332 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:42,464 Oops. 333 00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:46,971 Excuse me for a second. 334 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:55,298 So, how do you guys know each other? 335 00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:58,261 I was his babysitter. 336 00:16:58,339 --> 00:17:01,100 And now you guys are dating? 337 00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:04,105 Purely carnal, that's all you need to know. 338 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:07,230 Would you write down your e-mail? Because I have, just, 339 00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:09,363 so many questions. E-mail? 340 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,702 Never mind. Okay. 341 00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:17,205 All right. There we go. 342 00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:26,505 There. 343 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,172 Okay. 344 00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:33,671 That's nice. Everybody enjoying their meal? 345 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,469 - Hey, babe. - Yeah. 346 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,903 How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave, 347 00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:41,051 and then we can discuss it? 348 00:17:41,106 --> 00:17:45,732 No, no. I'm gonna leave it up. I think it ties the whole room together. 349 00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:48,131 Okay. 350 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,162 Jan thinks Hunter's very talented. 351 00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:00,296 You know what? I don't think he's that good. 352 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:01,998 At least he's an artist. 353 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:04,301 BF'D, I'm a screenwriter. 354 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,531 And I'm a candle maker, but you don't hear me bragging about it! 355 00:18:07,673 --> 00:18:12,435 No, all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends. 356 00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:14,597 For an investment opportunity! 357 00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:17,195 Man, I would love to burn your candles! 358 00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:18,830 You burn it, you buy it! 359 00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:21,532 Oh, good, I'll be your first customer! 360 00:18:21,606 --> 00:18:23,435 You're hardly my first. 361 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:24,971 That's what she said! 362 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,529 That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed! 363 00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:42,969 Good luck paying me back 364 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,903 on your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe! 365 00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:55,065 I'm gonna get going. 366 00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:56,332 Fine, get out of here. 367 00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:57,736 It's getting late. We should... 368 00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:01,466 You know what, you guys? She'll be out of the bathroom soon. 369 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,563 Of course. 370 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,231 Get out of my way. I'll take care of this. 371 00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:07,272 Okay, what seems to be the problem, Officers? 372 00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:09,737 Not now, Dwight. We got a call about a disturbance. 373 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:12,568 No. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. 374 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,367 Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party. 375 00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:17,115 Your neighbors say they heard some shouting. 376 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,503 Yes, there was screaming, but... 377 00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:25,100 My girlfriend threw a Dundie at my TV, plasma. 378 00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,097 You want to press charges? 379 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:28,639 Would she get into trouble? 380 00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:30,171 Yeah, she'd be charged. 381 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:34,128 I will take the fall. I did it. 382 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:38,332 You know, you don't have to press charges. You could just try to be more quiet. 383 00:19:38,406 --> 00:19:40,463 Michael! Yes. 384 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,301 Wait, what are you doing to him? 385 00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:44,362 Sir, do you have any other place you could stay? 386 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,270 Maybe with one of your friends, here? 387 00:19:48,573 --> 00:19:50,334 Michael can come home with me. 388 00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:53,162 Jim, Pam? 389 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:54,795 Oh, my apartment's on fire. 390 00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:56,065 Flooded. Flooded. 391 00:19:56,139 --> 00:19:57,138 You people! 392 00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:58,933 Come on, you're sleeping with me. No. 393 00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:00,835 I'm gonna take you home, Michael. No. 394 00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:04,233 All right. 395 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,567 Bye, babe! 396 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,365 This is the best burger I've ever had, babe. 397 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:13,498 Babe, I should have told you, but... I did something bad. 398 00:20:17,239 --> 00:20:19,830 I stole this. For you, babe. 399 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,299 One night 400 00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:39,804 I love that. 401 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:51,012 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.