1 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,601 W.B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews 2 00:00:08,669 --> 00:00:11,365 are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get. 3 00:00:11,439 --> 00:00:14,203 So we had to park at a satellite parking lot over there. 4 00:00:14,308 --> 00:00:16,936 Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. 5 00:00:17,011 --> 00:00:18,569 Tell them what we saw today, Jim. 6 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:23,650 Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken. 7 00:00:23,718 --> 00:00:24,844 Nature. 8 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:26,279 I've been here nine years, 9 00:00:26,354 --> 00:00:28,499 now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away. 10 00:00:28,523 --> 00:00:32,482 I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar. 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,118 I will quit. 12 00:00:34,195 --> 00:00:38,097 As God is my witness, I will quit if this is not fixed. 13 00:00:38,733 --> 00:00:40,564 Some of us like the walk more than others. 14 00:00:40,635 --> 00:00:42,660 It hurts like hell. 15 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:50,454 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 16 00:01:08,396 --> 00:01:10,455 Did you pick a new chair? It's been a while. 17 00:01:10,531 --> 00:01:13,500 Pam, when I first opened this catalogue, 18 00:01:13,568 --> 00:01:16,036 I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair. 19 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:19,561 But instead you found something to distract you from ever picking out a chair. 20 00:01:19,707 --> 00:01:23,336 Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago. 21 00:01:23,477 --> 00:01:26,173 And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one. 22 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,373 It's way better. It's one of these. 23 00:01:30,518 --> 00:01:31,746 I really want it. 24 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:35,044 Have you ever seen this woman? 25 00:01:35,122 --> 00:01:36,282 Her? 26 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:39,656 The one in the really great mesh, black, high-back swivel chair? 27 00:01:39,727 --> 00:01:43,754 Look at her smile. It's the eyes. Look at her eyes. She's got... 28 00:01:43,831 --> 00:01:48,325 I don't know what it is, exactly. She dresses like a professional, 29 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:53,567 and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch. 30 00:01:53,641 --> 00:01:55,006 Or in a great chair. 31 00:01:55,076 --> 00:01:57,101 Yeah, maybe, but... 32 00:01:57,878 --> 00:02:02,611 Remember, after my dinner party, when I said that I was swearing off women? 33 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:04,651 I definitely remember your dinner party. 34 00:02:04,719 --> 00:02:08,052 I think what I meant was that I am completely swearing off one woman. 35 00:02:09,156 --> 00:02:10,248 Jan. 36 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,953 I think that fate put this catalogue in my hands. 37 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:18,349 Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair. 38 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:23,359 What is it like being single? I like it. I like 39 00:02:23,638 --> 00:02:27,631 starting each day with a sense of possibility. 40 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:29,232 And I'm optimistic, 41 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:32,370 because every day I get a little more desperate, 42 00:02:38,819 --> 00:02:40,946 and kindly turn to Page 85? 43 00:02:44,859 --> 00:02:46,724 Yo, is this his new chair? 44 00:02:46,794 --> 00:02:48,284 No, he hasn't picked one yet. 45 00:02:48,362 --> 00:02:49,522 God! 46 00:02:49,597 --> 00:02:53,158 When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. 47 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,963 Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go. 48 00:02:57,938 --> 00:03:02,136 I am ready to start dating again. I'm getting back on the market. 49 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:07,237 So, FYI, for those of you who're thinking about fixing me up 50 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:09,043 with any of your friends, 51 00:03:09,116 --> 00:03:12,449 use the woman on Page 85 52 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,215 as a template. 53 00:03:14,288 --> 00:03:15,949 That will be all. 54 00:03:23,898 --> 00:03:25,957 I left my cell phone in my car. 55 00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:30,232 Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay. 56 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:37,474 Listen, man, I am completely over Jan. 57 00:03:37,545 --> 00:03:40,878 So, would you set me up? 58 00:03:40,948 --> 00:03:45,578 If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, then I'd take her for myself. 59 00:03:45,653 --> 00:03:46,733 I thought you were engaged. 60 00:03:46,787 --> 00:03:49,381 Nope. Stacy broke up with me. 61 00:03:50,591 --> 00:03:53,890 What? God, that's terrible, man. 62 00:03:55,463 --> 00:03:56,794 She's crazy. 63 00:03:58,032 --> 00:03:59,910 Are you still on good terms with any of her friends? 64 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:03,028 Not anymore. It's a bitter situation. 65 00:04:04,572 --> 00:04:08,099 She's... You don't deserve her. 66 00:04:08,476 --> 00:04:09,534 All right. 67 00:04:11,445 --> 00:04:13,709 Hello, Oscar Mayer Weiner lover. 68 00:04:13,981 --> 00:04:19,851 I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl-type friends 69 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,018 who trust you implicitly, 70 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:24,887 because they know you'd never touch 'em because of your condition. 71 00:04:25,693 --> 00:04:27,524 Michael? What? 72 00:04:27,595 --> 00:04:29,825 I have a friend who's single. Oh. 73 00:04:29,897 --> 00:04:31,023 Sandy. 74 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:35,467 She's gorgeous, and she's got a feisty personality, too. 75 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:41,099 Feisty? So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer? 76 00:04:41,175 --> 00:04:43,439 No, she's a professional softball player. 77 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:46,638 Catcher or infield? 78 00:04:46,714 --> 00:04:48,011 I don't know, Michael. 79 00:04:48,716 --> 00:04:52,880 Is she a dress-wearer or a pants-wearer? 80 00:04:52,953 --> 00:04:56,411 Could we share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her? 81 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:57,514 What are you asking? 82 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:59,855 I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. 83 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:03,727 Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing? 84 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:09,628 It bothers me that you're not answering the question. 85 00:05:09,703 --> 00:05:12,035 No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat. 86 00:05:12,106 --> 00:05:14,233 Damn it! I knew it! I knew it, Phyllis! Okay. 87 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:17,501 What is wrong with these people? I would do anything for them, 88 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,341 and they're just hanging me out to dry. 89 00:05:19,446 --> 00:05:21,471 Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me, 90 00:05:21,549 --> 00:05:26,486 but it is, and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me. 91 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:31,753 Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it? 92 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:34,156 Well, fine. Here goes. 93 00:05:34,228 --> 00:05:35,539 I don't think that this is... Now, okay, 94 00:05:35,563 --> 00:05:38,464 I know that this is probably not appropriate. 95 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:40,962 But I need help. 96 00:05:43,737 --> 00:05:48,765 Because I want to play ball with my kids before I get too old. 97 00:05:50,044 --> 00:05:52,774 And before that happens, I need to get laid. 98 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:57,313 And before that happens, I need to be in love. 99 00:05:57,952 --> 00:06:00,853 And I don't wanna hear, "I don't know, I can't help..." 100 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:04,322 No, no. I am a catch, and I am not going to be 101 00:06:04,391 --> 00:06:05,653 the one who got away. 102 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:08,092 So this is what we're going to do. 103 00:06:08,596 --> 00:06:13,329 Dwight is going to hand out index cards, and I want you all to write down the name 104 00:06:13,434 --> 00:06:17,370 of an eligible woman for me to date by the end of the day. 105 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:21,872 No, by the end of the hour, or you are fired. 106 00:06:24,745 --> 00:06:26,212 Write legibly, people. 107 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:32,881 Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot. 108 00:06:32,987 --> 00:06:34,852 It's, like, a ten-minute walk. No, 30. 109 00:06:34,955 --> 00:06:38,618 Well, look, I have an assigned parking place in front, so... 110 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,591 All right, all right, all right. 111 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:45,655 Let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. 112 00:06:52,706 --> 00:06:54,936 Okay, yes, that would be bad. Yes! 113 00:06:55,009 --> 00:06:57,102 That would be bad. Okay, so... 114 00:06:57,511 --> 00:06:59,945 Help us out. Wish I could, but I can't. 115 00:07:00,014 --> 00:07:01,743 Well, can, but won't. 116 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:04,214 Should, maybe, but, shorn't. 117 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:05,479 Michael, please... 118 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:08,214 What part of "shorn't" don't you understand, Kevin? 119 00:07:08,289 --> 00:07:11,122 Look, I could probably handle it, yes, but... 120 00:07:11,325 --> 00:07:14,045 I think it would be a good exercise for you guys to do it yourselves. 121 00:07:14,161 --> 00:07:16,321 We won't let you down. You can't, because I don't care. 122 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:21,527 Listen! Don't forget to fill out those cards. My love cards. 123 00:07:22,336 --> 00:07:26,102 There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card. 124 00:07:26,173 --> 00:07:29,438 Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend, anyway. 125 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,341 He can just deal with it. 126 00:07:31,412 --> 00:07:32,538 Who are you putting down? 127 00:07:32,613 --> 00:07:33,875 Oh, you don't know her. 128 00:07:33,948 --> 00:07:36,041 Who is it? Your mom. 129 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:37,674 Yeah, whatever. 130 00:07:39,153 --> 00:07:40,984 Give that to me! Give that to me. 131 00:07:41,555 --> 00:07:43,147 Okay, Wendy. 132 00:07:43,824 --> 00:07:45,451 Hot and juicy redhead. 133 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,684 Let's give this a try. 134 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:55,997 Wendy's. 135 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,833 Hello, Wendy. 136 00:07:57,905 --> 00:08:00,271 This is Kevin's friend, Michael. 137 00:08:00,341 --> 00:08:02,206 This isn't Wendy. 138 00:08:02,276 --> 00:08:04,073 I'm sorry. Could you put her on, please? 139 00:08:04,144 --> 00:08:06,203 Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant. 140 00:08:08,115 --> 00:08:09,707 Damn it, Kevin. Okay... 141 00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:10,783 Um... 142 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:14,564 Could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato, please? 143 00:08:14,588 --> 00:08:16,399 You have to come to the restaurant to order food. 144 00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:18,568 Well, I'll send somebody to pick it up, just have it ready. 145 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:19,991 It's ready now. 146 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,152 Well, put it aside. 147 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,654 Um... 148 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:26,476 I've collected the rest of the ladies. 149 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,797 Good, good. 150 00:08:27,901 --> 00:08:29,994 Because this batch was awful. 151 00:08:31,071 --> 00:08:32,368 This one says "chair model"? 152 00:08:32,439 --> 00:08:33,804 I wrote that. 153 00:08:33,874 --> 00:08:38,971 Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. This is my pledge to you. 154 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:42,209 I will find her, and I will bring her to you. 155 00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:45,615 And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit. 156 00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:51,054 That sounds good. Go get her. 157 00:08:52,026 --> 00:08:53,136 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 158 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,755 First, go to Wendy's, get my food, come back, and then go. 159 00:08:58,599 --> 00:09:00,066 That is fantastic. 160 00:09:00,134 --> 00:09:03,501 Thank you, thank you very much. This is just what I needed. 161 00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:06,968 The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. 162 00:09:07,107 --> 00:09:08,768 They gave me the name of the photographer. 163 00:09:08,842 --> 00:09:13,108 The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. 164 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:15,910 The agency gave me the following information. 165 00:09:15,983 --> 00:09:19,043 Deborah Shoshlefski, 142 South Windsor Lane. 166 00:09:19,119 --> 00:09:21,485 Dead, car accident. Case closed. 167 00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:24,217 She's dead? 168 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:29,088 But she's so young. She was so young, and now, she is dead. 169 00:09:29,163 --> 00:09:32,155 As dead as every dead animal who has ever died. 170 00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:34,659 God. 171 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:41,599 Why don't you sit down, Michael? Come on. 172 00:09:43,744 --> 00:09:45,177 There we go. 173 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:53,016 Michael, you didn't even know her. 174 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:55,546 Try not to be so hurtful, Jim. 175 00:09:55,622 --> 00:09:58,921 Jim, how dare you? Please, not at a time like this. 176 00:10:03,497 --> 00:10:06,523 Okay, Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you. 177 00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:09,736 Oh, really? What's her name? Burger King? 178 00:10:09,803 --> 00:10:11,134 No, I mean it. 179 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:18,310 She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along. 180 00:10:19,513 --> 00:10:22,004 I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot? 181 00:10:22,649 --> 00:10:26,779 I'm setting Michael up with my landlady. She's really sweet, and... 182 00:10:27,654 --> 00:10:30,316 Whatever, I just can't take Michael like this. 183 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:33,723 No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again. 184 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:36,395 We need to assemble the Five Families. 185 00:10:36,563 --> 00:10:37,860 No, not the Five Families. 186 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,057 We have to! 187 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:43,502 The Five Families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. 188 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:45,401 The bosses rarely meet. 189 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:48,335 There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. 190 00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:51,140 Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. 191 00:10:51,545 --> 00:10:54,412 Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. 192 00:10:54,715 --> 00:10:56,342 They call him "Cool Guy" Paul. 193 00:10:56,717 --> 00:11:00,050 W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. 194 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:02,020 Grade A badass. 195 00:11:02,156 --> 00:11:07,355 And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Die. Bill Cress is super old and really mean. 196 00:11:08,095 --> 00:11:10,393 Kevin, I don't have time for this right now. 197 00:11:10,464 --> 00:11:12,989 I'm trying to get a date with Pam's hot friend. 198 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,025 And she needs to meet me right now. 199 00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:21,034 I'm calling the meeting anyway. 200 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:24,800 Thank you very much. 201 00:11:25,879 --> 00:11:30,942 Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. 202 00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:32,810 So... 203 00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:36,686 Behold our bachelorette. 204 00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:41,123 Give her a 10 for her looks, and a three for her ability to describe herself. 205 00:11:42,462 --> 00:11:44,054 Hello, my lady. 206 00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:50,097 Michael? 207 00:11:50,604 --> 00:11:51,604 Uh... 208 00:11:52,239 --> 00:11:54,332 Are you Michael Scott? 209 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:56,137 Is who Michael what? 210 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:59,744 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael. 211 00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:02,680 That's not... Yeah, I'm not... Michael? 212 00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,749 Michael? 213 00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:09,482 Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint. 214 00:12:14,394 --> 00:12:16,055 So you 215 00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:20,031 get the rent checks every month, and... 216 00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,593 What happens next? What... 217 00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:30,036 You're asking me what I do with the checks that people write to me? 218 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:33,136 Just making conversation. 219 00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:36,182 Why is it so hard to meet people? I... You know, it's... 220 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:41,817 All I want is somebody nice, and sweet, 221 00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:47,861 and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? 222 00:12:49,263 --> 00:12:51,629 Why is it so hard for people like us? 223 00:12:51,698 --> 00:12:53,825 I don't know. 224 00:12:57,938 --> 00:13:00,270 You want to see what I walked out on? 225 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,002 This is going to blow your mind. Look at that! 226 00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:06,105 She's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. 227 00:13:06,179 --> 00:13:09,808 And you can't see her whole body, down here, she has a boob job. 228 00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:11,441 Just... 229 00:13:11,518 --> 00:13:16,182 She was just crazy smart and really manipulative, and... 230 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,348 I don't know. 231 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:20,723 Michael? Hello, Michael? 232 00:13:23,163 --> 00:13:24,960 Well, I'm gonna head out. 233 00:13:25,032 --> 00:13:26,397 Oh, okay. 234 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:30,631 Well, I enjoyed this conversation. 235 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,071 It was very nice. 236 00:13:34,007 --> 00:13:38,034 It was like talking to the sweet, old lady on the bus. 237 00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:43,607 That's incredibly rude. 238 00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:45,174 Now you ruined it. 239 00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:48,952 Where's Scott? 240 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:52,480 Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement. 241 00:13:52,726 --> 00:13:54,006 Let's just meet back in an hour. 242 00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:55,858 Gentlemen, please. 243 00:13:57,464 --> 00:13:59,056 We called this meeting. 244 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,498 Andrew Bernard 245 00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:06,437 is the name of me, and this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone. 246 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,335 I have things. 247 00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:09,932 All right, what do you want? 248 00:14:10,143 --> 00:14:13,670 Well, first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is 249 00:14:13,747 --> 00:14:16,307 to be sitting here with you gentlemen. You have about 10 seconds. 250 00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:18,476 We want our parking spaces back. 251 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,247 Whose parking spaces? 252 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,882 W.B. Jones' construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning, 253 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:28,358 and some people have to park really far away 254 00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:30,190 and walk all the way to the office. 255 00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:33,730 And some people sweat too much for comfort, and... 256 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,926 My God. 257 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:39,131 I don't have time for this, guys. Just give them back their spaces. 258 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,401 Okay. We good? Okay. 259 00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,573 Could've done this over e-mail. 260 00:14:48,215 --> 00:14:53,209 After Stacy left, things did not go well for a while. 261 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:55,644 And it was hard to see... 262 00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,385 It's just nice to win one. 263 00:15:05,232 --> 00:15:08,395 Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam? Is that what you think of me? 264 00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:11,869 She's sweet and cute. I thought you would get along. 265 00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:17,170 Oh, okay. Well, I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. 266 00:15:17,244 --> 00:15:19,712 I'm a man of intensity. 267 00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:23,374 Of cool, and youth, 268 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,418 and passionately. God... 269 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,623 Margaret? I know... 270 00:15:35,695 --> 00:15:37,695 You just got yourself kicked out of your apartment. 271 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:41,844 Oh, I don't care. I didn't really like that place that much, anyway. 272 00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:42,926 I'll just move. 273 00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:44,061 Oh, really? 274 00:15:44,371 --> 00:15:48,831 Who's gonna take you in? You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. 275 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:52,609 And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud. 276 00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:54,377 Yeah. 277 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:57,975 Maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend, 'cause he's kind of a slob, too. 278 00:15:58,051 --> 00:16:00,918 Okay. Sure. Let's do it. 279 00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:05,986 No, I... Well, I'm not gonna... I'm... 280 00:16:06,059 --> 00:16:09,051 I'm not gonna move in with anyone unless I'm engaged. 281 00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:12,029 Have I not proposed to you yet? 282 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:15,329 I don't... No. Oh. 283 00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:18,435 Well, that's coming. 284 00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:19,870 Oh, right now? 285 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:24,608 No. I'm not gonna do it right here. That would be rather lame. 286 00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:26,578 Okay, so then when? 287 00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:27,943 Pam, I'm not gonna tell you. 288 00:16:28,014 --> 00:16:29,926 I hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works. 289 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,941 Oh, right. Yeah. 290 00:16:32,018 --> 00:16:33,610 Wait, I'm serious. 291 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,177 It's happening. Okay. 292 00:16:35,355 --> 00:16:39,291 And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass, Beesly. 293 00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:42,627 So, stay sharp. 294 00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:43,924 I've been warned. 295 00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:49,830 I am not kidding. 296 00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:58,604 Got it a week after we started dating. 297 00:16:59,946 --> 00:17:04,042 I don't know, man. I was with Jan for so long... 298 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:09,383 I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. 299 00:17:14,427 --> 00:17:15,951 You know what you need? 300 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,297 Closure. 301 00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:20,592 You're right. 302 00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:23,969 What do you mean, though? 303 00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:28,133 There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, 304 00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:32,871 and she left before you could say goodbye. I think you need to say goodbye. 305 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,315 Hmm. 306 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,714 Come on. I'll drive. 307 00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:41,681 We did it! I did it. 308 00:17:41,755 --> 00:17:43,655 We got our spaces back. 309 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:47,716 Nice job. 310 00:17:47,794 --> 00:17:48,954 Nice. Yeah. 311 00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:50,860 There it is. You're welcome. 312 00:17:51,798 --> 00:17:54,426 Did I do this for me? No. 313 00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:58,699 I did this for the little guy. For Joe Six-Pack, 314 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:01,673 the guy who wakes up every morning in his $400-a-month apartment, 315 00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:05,108 wonders how he's gonna pay his mortgage that month. 316 00:18:05,178 --> 00:18:08,272 Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. 317 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,045 Wonders, "How am I going to pay my kids' orphanage bills?" 318 00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:17,181 That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park. 319 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:36,468 How did she die? 320 00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,572 I guess you could say she died of 321 00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:44,276 blunt-force trauma and blood loss. 322 00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:47,977 She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hangar. 323 00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:49,578 God... Yeah. 324 00:18:49,656 --> 00:18:51,351 She was so innocent. 325 00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:53,289 She was stoned, apparently. 326 00:18:55,495 --> 00:18:56,962 You know, I used to think that 327 00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:00,329 I had this perfect person out there, waiting for me. 328 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,960 But now I know that that's just silly. 329 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,037 Because she's dead. 330 00:19:07,073 --> 00:19:08,335 What do you do? 331 00:19:09,909 --> 00:19:12,309 You wait till next year's chair catalogue comes out, 332 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,381 and you find someone who's still alive. 333 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,439 You move on. Yeah. 334 00:19:17,684 --> 00:19:19,413 Where do you want to go for dinner? 335 00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:23,252 I don't know. I kind of hate all our regular places right now. 336 00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,157 Oh! 337 00:19:25,392 --> 00:19:27,451 You know what? That one... 338 00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:30,893 Hey, Pam? 339 00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:36,299 Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe? 340 00:19:37,737 --> 00:19:39,102 I hate you. What? 341 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:42,767 My shoe is untied. What is your problem? 342 00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:45,436 Oh, my God! You thought I... 343 00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:47,309 No, no, no. How could I have thought that? 344 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,813 How could I have thought that? 345 00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:57,446 Bye, bye 346 00:19:57,524 --> 00:20:00,049 Miss chair model lady 347 00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:07,023 I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice 348 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,598 We had lots of kids 349 00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:14,503 Drinking whiskey and rye 350 00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:19,141 But why'd you have to go off and die? 351 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:25,010 Why'd you have to go off and die? 352 00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:31,356 You believe in rock 'n' roll? 353 00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:35,087 Can music save your mortal soul? 354 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,955 And then, can you have to dance 355 00:20:38,164 --> 00:20:41,531 real slow? 356 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:44,931 Well, I know that you're in love with him 357 00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:48,337 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym 358 00:20:48,742 --> 00:20:51,302 Kicked off their shoes They both turned off their shoes 359 00:20:51,578 --> 00:20:55,378 No more rhythm and blues! No verdict was returned! 360 00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:57,709 Rhythm and blues 361 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:04,216 This will be the day that I die 362 00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:14,685 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.