1 00:00:10,045 --> 00:00:11,860 I really didn't think I was gonna have a good time, but I did. 2 00:00:11,883 --> 00:00:15,592 I totally did. I love camping. Anything can happen. 3 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:18,823 Oh, it wasn't camping. It was more of a wilderness retreat. 4 00:00:18,892 --> 00:00:20,069 Morning. Michael. 5 00:00:20,235 --> 00:00:23,017 Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods 6 00:00:23,084 --> 00:00:27,361 for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael wasn't invited. 7 00:00:28,907 --> 00:00:32,420 Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him. 8 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,603 Did you sleep in cabins? 9 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:36,675 Under the stars. It was really beautiful. 10 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:40,195 You should come. Bob and I took rock climbing lessons once. 11 00:00:43,467 --> 00:00:46,336 Michael wasn't invited on Ryan's camping trip. 12 00:00:46,411 --> 00:00:48,419 Toby went, but Michael didn't go. 13 00:00:49,195 --> 00:00:50,570 He wasn't invited. 14 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,367 Who went? Me, Dan from Buffalo, Mark Chisholm, 15 00:00:54,443 --> 00:00:58,088 Jack from Albany, and Ryan, obviously. We ate so many s'mores 16 00:00:58,156 --> 00:01:02,346 I finally had to say, "No more s'mores. No more s'mores." 17 00:01:06,507 --> 00:01:10,085 Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. 18 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:12,708 It was this amazing, beautiful... 19 00:01:13,451 --> 00:01:16,037 Hey. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. 20 00:01:16,651 --> 00:01:19,847 I need that room at some point, so just wrap it up. 21 00:01:21,099 --> 00:01:22,659 Michael wasn't invited. 22 00:01:43,819 --> 00:01:46,819 Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping. 23 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:50,020 And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means? 24 00:01:50,091 --> 00:01:51,139 Not real. Got it. 25 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:54,506 So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, 26 00:01:55,243 --> 00:01:56,804 would you go? Absolutely. Yes. 27 00:01:57,195 --> 00:02:00,392 When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes. 28 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:02,084 Really? Yeah. 29 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,464 Oh, do you want to go today? 30 00:02:03,531 --> 00:02:05,354 And I am always busy. 31 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:08,550 Oh, I can't go today because I'm donating blood. 32 00:02:08,619 --> 00:02:11,685 How often can you actually donate blood? 33 00:02:11,755 --> 00:02:13,064 Is there a limit? I don't... 34 00:02:13,131 --> 00:02:15,106 Your body only has a certain amount. 35 00:02:15,179 --> 00:02:17,066 Well. Is that it? Or... 36 00:02:17,131 --> 00:02:19,586 Yeah. Just this whole Toby camping thing. 37 00:02:19,659 --> 00:02:22,757 I don't know, seems a little lame. I mean... How so? 38 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:25,729 A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores. 39 00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:31,111 What's that? Oh, I'm on Broken Mountain. 40 00:02:31,179 --> 00:02:33,284 Here's the thing. That's not how you go camping. 41 00:02:33,355 --> 00:02:36,933 I think you go camping by yourself in the wilderness. 42 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:41,859 It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy 43 00:02:41,931 --> 00:02:44,168 or two guys, if your plans change. They're not 44 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:47,366 I want to do it myself. You know, I want to go 45 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,475 and find out something about myself. 46 00:02:49,547 --> 00:02:55,876 I want to get out of here. All the cliques and the office politics, fluorescent lights. 47 00:02:55,947 --> 00:02:57,408 And the asbestos. 48 00:02:57,483 --> 00:02:58,727 I thought we had that looked at. 49 00:02:58,795 --> 00:03:01,097 I'm sick of it, Jim. I'm sick of this place. 50 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:06,112 When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called Survivorman. 51 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:11,305 And it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out 52 00:03:11,371 --> 00:03:15,201 into the middle of nowhere and just try not to die, 53 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:17,315 try not to get eaten by an animal, 54 00:03:17,387 --> 00:03:20,257 or be overexposed. 55 00:03:20,427 --> 00:03:24,486 Okay, I will only need two things, a roll of duct tape and a knife. 56 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:27,238 I'm on it. Okay. Thirty minutes or less. 57 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,769 Please come back. 58 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:32,039 Save the receipts. Hey, what... 59 00:03:32,107 --> 00:03:35,817 Let's see if any of these will work. Hey. Hey. Dwight. Dwight... 60 00:03:36,075 --> 00:03:39,271 I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. 61 00:03:39,339 --> 00:03:43,233 I saved Jim's life with a can of pepper spray I had Velcroed under my desk. 62 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:49,354 People say, "Oh, it's dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the workplace." 63 00:03:49,579 --> 00:03:54,249 Well, I say it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, 64 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:56,682 than by a stranger on purpose. 65 00:03:58,731 --> 00:04:03,009 Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. 66 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,628 I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow 67 00:04:06,699 --> 00:04:08,674 and perhaps the next day. 68 00:04:08,747 --> 00:04:10,132 Do you want me to ask where you're going? 69 00:04:10,155 --> 00:04:11,268 No. 70 00:04:11,339 --> 00:04:12,833 Great. Dwight will be driving me 71 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,947 deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness. Oh. 72 00:04:15,019 --> 00:04:16,928 Where he will then leave me 73 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:21,346 to either die or to survive. The choice is yours. 74 00:04:21,419 --> 00:04:25,249 No. The choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this? 75 00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:29,862 Yes. And I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day, 76 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:32,680 and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me. 77 00:04:32,747 --> 00:04:36,194 Okay. Great. This is a very personal, private experience 78 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:39,977 in the wild that I wish to share with me, myself and I. 79 00:04:40,043 --> 00:04:41,253 Yep. 80 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,738 When I return, I hope to be a completely changed human being. 81 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:45,770 That'd be great. 82 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:48,584 Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills 83 00:04:48,651 --> 00:04:51,204 to survive in a hostile environment? 84 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:55,560 Let's put it this way. No, I do not. 85 00:04:57,739 --> 00:04:59,649 This is what a true Survivorman does. 86 00:04:59,722 --> 00:05:03,334 You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. 87 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,476 You can only wear the clothes that you have on, 88 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:08,100 and you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets. 89 00:05:08,171 --> 00:05:12,513 Now in this case, this disaster is a serial killer, 90 00:05:12,587 --> 00:05:17,224 creepy guy who's abducted me, and is taking me out into the wilderness 91 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:19,412 to leave me for dead. No. I would never leave you for dead. 92 00:05:19,435 --> 00:05:22,217 You would never escape. Well, yes, I would. And I would survive. 93 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:23,909 I would make sure that you were dead. No. 94 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:26,166 Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips 95 00:05:26,219 --> 00:05:27,636 so you could not be identified. You... 96 00:05:27,659 --> 00:05:29,012 And they would call me the Overkill Killer. 97 00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:33,923 You are as creepy as a real serial killer, for real. Okay... 98 00:05:33,995 --> 00:05:37,475 What are you doing? I am putting this on so I have no familiarity 99 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:39,173 with my surroundings. 100 00:05:39,243 --> 00:05:41,730 Now this way I can't retrace my steps. 101 00:05:41,803 --> 00:05:45,349 I don't know what streets we... Ow! What are you doing? 102 00:05:45,419 --> 00:05:47,207 It would be better if you were unconscious. No. 103 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:49,730 Here... God. Dwight, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 104 00:05:49,803 --> 00:05:51,526 Do you want to do this right or not? 105 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:55,752 Just please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life. 106 00:05:57,739 --> 00:06:00,870 Jim, we need to order a cake for Creed's birthday. 107 00:06:00,939 --> 00:06:02,368 Oh, wasn't it just someone's birthday? 108 00:06:02,443 --> 00:06:05,094 Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember? 109 00:06:05,163 --> 00:06:07,618 I do remember, yeah. It's birthday month. 110 00:06:07,691 --> 00:06:12,393 Creed's is today, Oscar's is week after next, Meredith's is at the end of the month. 111 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,100 Michael usually goes with red and white streamers... 112 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,920 You know what? I have an idea. Why don't we just do one big, shared party? 113 00:06:18,507 --> 00:06:19,489 What? 114 00:06:19,563 --> 00:06:23,970 There are 13 people working in this office, so 13 times a year, 115 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:26,596 Michael gets a cake and balloons 116 00:06:27,115 --> 00:06:30,311 and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast. 117 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:34,121 And there are two types of toasts. One is a joke about how old you are... 118 00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:38,049 Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug. 119 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:43,425 And the other is something inappropriate or horrible or both. 120 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:47,143 What else? He only sings the high harmony to Happy Birthday. 121 00:06:49,674 --> 00:06:52,391 And he is a very big believer in surprise parties. 122 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,946 Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault. 123 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:56,361 Happy birthday! 124 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:57,921 Happy birthday! 125 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:01,344 Happy birthday! 126 00:07:02,187 --> 00:07:06,278 So I think, yeah, I think getting these out of the way might be productive. 127 00:07:06,346 --> 00:07:07,426 Yeah. 128 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:11,296 We can just have one big, fun party. And everybody's happy 129 00:07:11,371 --> 00:07:12,483 and nobody wastes their time. 130 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:14,377 I don't like it. 131 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:21,666 Wow. You're shaking things up a bit, huh? 132 00:07:21,739 --> 00:07:23,332 It's a pretty good idea, don't you think? 133 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:27,494 Do you think it's a good idea? No. I think it's a great idea. 134 00:07:28,843 --> 00:07:29,802 Hmm. 135 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,193 We're here. 136 00:07:35,787 --> 00:07:40,609 Dwight will take my blindfold off when we are deep in the forest. 137 00:07:40,683 --> 00:07:42,538 Just the two of us from this point out. 138 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:44,937 Here we go. Just the two of us. 139 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:51,142 Here we go into the wild, to the mighty forest. 140 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,176 Can you smell the trees and the nature? 141 00:07:56,362 --> 00:07:57,988 Keep going. You're fine. 142 00:07:58,538 --> 00:08:00,611 Just some bushes and some thickets. 143 00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:04,226 Keep going. 144 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:08,101 You wanted wilderness. You got it. 145 00:08:08,523 --> 00:08:10,004 You know, try sending them another invoice. 146 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:11,303 Okay. All right. 147 00:08:11,787 --> 00:08:14,056 Oh, did you see my memo, by the way? 148 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:18,537 "Let's be honest, as fun as birthdays are," 149 00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:20,436 "we all can use a break from the constant cakes." 150 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:23,329 "So let's celebrate birthday month in style today." 151 00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:26,470 This is really cool. 152 00:08:27,179 --> 00:08:29,383 Right? I was just thinking... 153 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:31,361 No. Totally. Totally. 154 00:08:31,434 --> 00:08:34,882 This way we get it all out of the way at once and it could actually be fun. 155 00:08:34,955 --> 00:08:37,770 Right. Exactly. 156 00:08:38,891 --> 00:08:40,167 I knew I could count on you. 157 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,520 As good a spot as any. 158 00:08:49,515 --> 00:08:51,370 What are you doing? Stop it. 159 00:08:51,435 --> 00:08:53,257 Dwight, just stop it. I'm just... 160 00:08:53,323 --> 00:08:56,519 Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction. 161 00:09:02,443 --> 00:09:03,817 Behold. 162 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,443 All right, good. Thank you, Dwight. 163 00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:07,370 Here's your knife. Thank you. 164 00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:09,028 And here's your duct tape. Good. 165 00:09:09,099 --> 00:09:11,204 All right. Very good. 166 00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:13,763 Okay. Yeah. 167 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,553 Good luck, Michael. Thanks for the ride. 168 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:20,264 Okay. 169 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:23,171 Leave me be, Dwight. 170 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:28,200 Hey, Jim, can I have my own cake? What's that? 171 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,794 I really prefer Devil's Food Cake. 172 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:30,979 Oh, sure. 173 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,163 Yes. Okay. 174 00:09:32,235 --> 00:09:33,282 Awesome. 175 00:09:33,643 --> 00:09:34,657 Wow. That was easy. 176 00:09:34,731 --> 00:09:36,520 Yeah. People like me, I guess. 177 00:09:36,587 --> 00:09:37,634 Jim. 178 00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:40,385 I hate Devil's Food. Well, I think Meredith was... 179 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,019 Screw Meredith. I don't think it's fair 180 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:43,978 to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday. 181 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,181 Everybody's birthday. Today is actually my birthday 182 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,138 and I want to pick the cake. What do you want? 183 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,035 I want pie. I want peach pie. You want birthday pie? 184 00:09:50,058 --> 00:09:51,017 I want a nice cobbler. 185 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,396 I'll talk to Angela and we're going to see what we can do about a pie. 186 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,124 I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen. 187 00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:57,154 It'll be Angela. You tell her it's for Creed. 188 00:09:57,226 --> 00:09:58,601 She'll know what that means. 189 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:09,285 Day one. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. 190 00:10:10,251 --> 00:10:13,001 I have brought with me only the bare essentials, 191 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:16,231 a knife, a roll of duct tape 192 00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:20,489 in case I need to fashion a shelter or make some sort of water vessel. 193 00:10:21,451 --> 00:10:26,786 It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, 194 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:32,009 which would make it about 2:00 in the afternoon. 195 00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:34,279 Really beating down on me now. 196 00:10:34,347 --> 00:10:38,820 I think that I want to get a little more comfortable 197 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:43,715 because the sun is depleting my resources. 198 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:46,820 Okay. There we go. 199 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:51,167 Watch that I don't hit my carotid artery here. 200 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:55,650 I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. 201 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:59,236 I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support. 202 00:10:59,307 --> 00:11:00,965 But I will never help him. 203 00:11:01,323 --> 00:11:05,862 I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. 204 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,451 But I will never let him lose his dignity. 205 00:11:08,874 --> 00:11:11,209 There we go. Much better. 206 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:16,009 Now everything I brought with me can be used. 207 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,344 My sport coat here 208 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:22,851 can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts. 209 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:28,618 I'm going to wear what was once one of my pant legs. 210 00:11:31,339 --> 00:11:34,056 See, this is a beautiful piece of material. 211 00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:38,825 This can be used for all sorts of things, some sort of kerchief 212 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:43,113 to keep my neck nice and comfortable. 213 00:11:45,802 --> 00:11:47,712 Jimbo. Andy. 214 00:11:47,786 --> 00:11:51,681 Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale. 215 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:54,755 Not your birthday. Well, I'm just saying, you know, 216 00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,769 if you want to make people happy, namely me, 217 00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,566 you will have a Fudgie the Whale. 218 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,668 All right. I'll look into it, but the answer's no. 219 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,289 Well, okay. Harsh. 220 00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:06,209 Just don't expect me to show up. 221 00:12:06,282 --> 00:12:09,544 Hey, Andy, I have some calls to make. Loud and clear. 222 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:10,919 All right. 223 00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:16,488 Pizza rolls. Okay, I'm going to go into this office here 224 00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:18,081 to do some work so I will be in here. 225 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,202 Mushroom caps. 226 00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:23,872 I am totally alone right now with only my thoughts. 227 00:12:23,947 --> 00:12:26,402 I love it. I'm loving it. 228 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:32,163 I can literally say anything I want. No one is going to hear me. 229 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:36,296 Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat. 230 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,136 Jan has plastic boobs. 231 00:12:39,978 --> 00:12:43,873 I have hemorrhoids. 232 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,490 Doesn't even matter. 233 00:12:48,555 --> 00:12:51,370 Michael's a man of great depth and passion. 234 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,776 I don't know what he's searching for out here. 235 00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:01,699 But I hope he finds it. 236 00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:05,892 Lunch. 237 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:10,280 Well. It is a little chillier than I had thought. 238 00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,867 So I have fashioned my hat back into my pants. 239 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:17,156 Several hours in, it's time for me to find some nourishment. 240 00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:21,220 Now these woods are full of creatures that can sustain human life. 241 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,455 Things like squirrels, 242 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,556 a nice, juicy rabbit would be delicious. 243 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,272 About two more minutes. 244 00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:38,629 I have made this spear with which I will impale my dinner. 245 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,324 And that couldn't come a moment too soon, 246 00:13:42,347 --> 00:13:45,695 because I have been without food for a good 247 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,972 three hours or so. 248 00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:51,272 Starting to feel it a little bit. 249 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,766 It's Creed's birthday today. 250 00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:02,307 Happy birthday to you 251 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:07,107 Happy birthday to you 252 00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:12,481 Happy birthday, dear Creed 253 00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:19,557 Happy birthday to you 254 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,375 Happy birthday, buddy. 255 00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:27,171 What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday. So what if there's a lot of them? 256 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:32,872 Yeah. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break. 257 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,459 Most days I just sit and wait for the break. 258 00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:39,108 I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. 259 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,600 If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. 260 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:42,803 Why don't you just have an apple? 261 00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,201 Why don't you mind your business? 262 00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,510 Listen, I figured this out. 263 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:49,288 Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago so he doesn't care. 264 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,143 I think the power went to his head. Yeah. 265 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,705 Hey, Jim. Hey, guys. 266 00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:56,291 What are we talking about? Nothing. Nothing going on. 267 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:59,658 We're talking about nothing. Come on, gang. 268 00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:07,785 Well, if you take a look at this, I tented my pants. 269 00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:12,483 I've made myself a nice pants tent shelter. 270 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,943 And this little guy may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day. 271 00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:24,034 Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. 272 00:15:24,106 --> 00:15:27,423 Safety is on. 273 00:15:31,274 --> 00:15:32,233 Hey, Jim. 274 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,346 Toby. 275 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:36,069 Hey, I just got the word on the communal birthdays. 276 00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:38,048 Oh. Great idea. 277 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,225 Oh, thanks, man. Yeah. 278 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,471 Is there anything I can... 279 00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:48,262 My birthday was two months ago. 280 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,289 Oh, okay. 281 00:15:49,354 --> 00:15:50,947 There was no party. 282 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,077 What? Well, there was but Michael scheduled it for 283 00:15:55,147 --> 00:15:58,496 4:58 on a Friday. People sang in the parking lot. 284 00:15:58,570 --> 00:15:59,553 I remember that. 285 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,947 I don't know, I just thought maybe you 286 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,359 could include me. Seriously? 287 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:06,435 I just thought you could add me in. I don't know what the harm in that is. 288 00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:10,854 Toby's great. He's great. But sometimes he can be a little bit much. 289 00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:15,744 "I don't see the harm in that." Well, it's a cake, Toby, so come on. 290 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:17,875 Okay, yeah, you know what, we're just going to throw you in 291 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,027 because the more, the merrier, right? 292 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:22,662 No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. 293 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,473 You can't just change plans willy-nilly and expect these little magic party elves 294 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:28,578 to do your bidding. We already have Devil's Food, 295 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,650 peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps... 296 00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,064 I'm allergic to mushrooms. 297 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,236 That's a bummer. Okay. 298 00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:37,641 Then we need to... 299 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,531 Hey, everybody. Hi, how are you doing? Could I have your attention, please? 300 00:16:40,554 --> 00:16:42,594 'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing. 301 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,805 Conference room? Yes. Conference room. Five minutes. 302 00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:48,802 No. No. We're going to solve it right here. 303 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,696 We're going to actually talk about it out here. 304 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:53,991 So who has problems with the birthday thing? 305 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:57,768 One, two, three, everybody. Okay, so then we just shouldn't do it. 306 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,223 What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie? 307 00:17:00,298 --> 00:17:02,916 I'll take them. Well, nobody's touching my cobbler. 308 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,896 Hey, Michael. I mean Jim. 309 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:08,932 Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael. 310 00:17:10,218 --> 00:17:12,968 And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact. 311 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:17,637 Under this tree, I think I struck the mother lode. 312 00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:22,725 Those are nature's best mushrooms. 313 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:27,529 Wild, and I have to say, these little buggers are damn tasty as well. 314 00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:29,961 Stop. No. No, Michael. 315 00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:33,409 No. No. No. 316 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,150 Get them out. 317 00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:45,697 Happy birthday to you 318 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:49,829 Happy birthday to you 319 00:17:49,898 --> 00:17:55,135 Happy birthday, dear Creed 320 00:17:55,210 --> 00:18:00,447 Happy birthday to you 321 00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,824 Yeah. All right. 322 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:06,502 Skip around the room. Skip around the room. We won't... 323 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,919 Okay, all right, yikes. Don't do that. You're going to break something. 324 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:15,425 Man became civilized for a reason. He decided that he liked to have warmth 325 00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,833 and clothing and television, 326 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,904 and hamburgers, and to walk upright, 327 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:24,265 and to have a soft futon at the end of the day. 328 00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,851 He didn't want to have to struggle to survive. 329 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:31,043 I don't need the woods. I have a nice wood desk. 330 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,275 I don't need fresh air 331 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,575 because I have the freshest air around, AC. 332 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,352 And I don't need wide open spaces. 333 00:18:42,858 --> 00:18:44,036 Check it out. 334 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:49,089 I can also make it the sky. 335 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,274 Hi, buddy. Hey. 336 00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:55,393 What's up? 337 00:18:55,946 --> 00:18:57,953 I'm sure glad you're back. 338 00:18:58,122 --> 00:18:59,529 You are relieved. 339 00:18:59,594 --> 00:19:00,936 You have no idea. 340 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,683 So what did I miss? 341 00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:06,023 Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once. 342 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,748 Oh. So, terrible idea. 343 00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:11,680 Yeah. Okay, I did that. Rookie mistake. 344 00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:15,202 You did do it? Yeah. Just wait. 345 00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:17,511 Ten years, you'll figure it out. 346 00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:20,425 Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but... 347 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,911 That's what I said. 348 00:19:27,402 --> 00:19:28,864 That's what she said. 349 00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:33,481 That's what who said? 350 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,106 I never know. 351 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:39,810 But I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, 352 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,780 to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard. 353 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,639 That's what she said. 354 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,193 Hey. Nice. 355 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,466 Really good. 356 00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:55,656 Bravo, my young ward.