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W.B. Jones is renovating their
offices, and their construction crews

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are taking up some of the
parking spaces we used to get.

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So we had to park at a satellite
parking lot over there.

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Which just means we get to see
more of our lovely street.

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Tell them what
we saw today, Jim.

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Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking
the bones of a rotisserie chicken.

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Nature.

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I've been here nine years,

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now all of a sudden I'm supposed
to park half a mile away.

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I lost a penny out
of my loafers, Oscar.

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I will quit.

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As God is my witness, I will
quit if this is not fixed.

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Some of us like the walk
more than others.

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It hurts like hell.

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Did you pick a new chair?
It's been a while.

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Pam, when I first
opened this catalogue,

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I thought I was just going
to be picking out a chair.

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But instead you found something to distract
you from ever picking out a chair.

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Michael started the process of selecting
a new chair about three weeks ago.

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And normally I wouldn't care,
but he promised me his old one.

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It's way better.
It's one of these.

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I really want it.

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Have you ever seen this woman?

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Her?

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The one in the really great mesh,
black, high-back swivel chair?

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Look at her smile. It's the eyes.
Look at her eyes. She's got...

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I don't know what it is, exactly.
She dresses like a professional,

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and yet you know there is a side of her
that could just curl up on a couch.

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Or in a great chair.

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Yeah, maybe, but...

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Remember, after my dinner party, when
I said that I was swearing off women?

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I definitely remember
your dinner party.

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I think what I meant was that I am
completely swearing off one woman.

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Jan.

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I think that fate put this
catalogue in my hands.

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Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand,
'cause you have to pick out a new chair.

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What is it like being single?
I like it. I like

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starting each day with a
sense of possibility.

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And I'm optimistic,

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because every day I get a
little more desperate,

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and kindly turn to Page 85?

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Yo, is this his new chair?

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No, he hasn't picked one yet.

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God!

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When Pam gets Michael's old
chair, I get Pam's old chair.

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Then I'll have two chairs.
Only one to go.

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I am ready to start dating again.
I'm getting back on the market.

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So, FYI, for those of you who're
thinking about fixing me up

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with any of your friends,

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use the woman on Page 85

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as a template.

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That will be all.

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I left my cell phone in my car.

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Call us when you get there,
so we know you're okay.

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Listen, man, I am
completely over Jan.

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So, would you set me up?

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If I had somebody to set you up with,
Michael, then I'd take her for myself.

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I thought you were engaged.

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Nope. Stacy broke up
with me.

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What? God,
that's terrible, man.

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She's crazy.

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Are you still on good terms
with any of her friends?

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Not anymore.
It's a bitter situation.

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She's...
You don't deserve her.

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All right.

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Hello, Oscar Mayer Weiner lover.

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I bet that you have a bunch of
very liberal girl-type friends

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who trust you implicitly,

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because they know you'd never touch
'em because of your condition.

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Michael?
What?

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I have a friend who's single.
Oh.

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Sandy.

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She's gorgeous, and she's got
a feisty personality, too.

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Feisty? So she's not jolly or sassy?
Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

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No, she's a professional
softball player.

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Catcher or infield?

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I don't know, Michael.

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Is she a dress-wearer
or a pants-wearer?

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Could we share a rowboat?
Could a rowboat support her?

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What are you asking?

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I think I'm being very
clear what I'm asking.

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Would an average-sized rowboat
support her without capsizing?

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It bothers me that you're
not answering the question.

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No, all right? No,
she can't fit in a rowboat.

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Damn it! I knew it!
I knew it, Phyllis! Okay.

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What is wrong with these people?
I would do anything for them,

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and they're just
hanging me out to dry.

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Dating shouldn't be hard
for somebody like me,

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but it is, and you know why? Because
nobody here is willing to help me.

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Nothing would ever get done in this office
without a formal request, would it?

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Well, fine.
Here goes.

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I don't think that this is...
Now, okay,

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I know that this is
probably not appropriate.

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But I need help.

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Because I want to play ball with
my kids before I get too old.

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And before that happens,
I need to get laid.

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And before that happens,
I need to be in love.

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And I don't wanna hear, "I
don't know, I can't help..."

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No, no. I am a catch,
and I am not going to be

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the one who got away.

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So this is what
we're going to do.

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Dwight is going to hand out index cards,
and I want you all to write down the name

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of an eligible woman for me to
date by the end of the day.

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No, by the end of the hour,
or you are fired.

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Write legibly, people.

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Because of the construction at W.B. Jones,
half of us have to park in the satellite lot.

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It's, like, a ten-minute walk.
No, 30.

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Well, look, I have an assigned
parking place in front, so...

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All right, all right, all right.

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Let me try to think about what it
would be like to not have one.

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Okay, yes, that would be bad.
Yes!

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That would be bad.
Okay, so...

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Help us out. Wish I
could, but I can't.

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Well, can, but won't.

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Should, maybe, but, shorn't.

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Michael, please...

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What part of "shorn't" don't
you understand, Kevin?

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Look, I could probably
handle it, yes, but...

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I think it would be a good exercise
for you guys to do it yourselves.

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We won't let you down. You
can't, because I don't care.

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Listen! Don't forget to fill out
those cards. My love cards.

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There's nobody I hate enough to
write her name on this card.

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Well, I'm setting Michael up
with my fat friend, anyway.

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He can just deal with it.

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Who are you putting down?

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Oh, you don't know her.

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Who is it?
Your mom.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Give that to me!
Give that to me.

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Okay, Wendy.

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Hot and juicy redhead.

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Let's give this a try.

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Wendy's.

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Hello, Wendy.

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This is Kevin's friend, Michael.

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This isn't Wendy.

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I'm sorry. Could you
put her on, please?

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Dude, this is a
Wendy's restaurant.

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Damn it, Kevin. Okay...

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Um...

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Could I just have a Frosty
and a baked potato, please?

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You have to come to the
restaurant to order food.

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Well, I'll send somebody to
pick it up, just have it ready.

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It's ready now.

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Well, put it aside.

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Um...

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I've collected the rest
of the ladies.

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Good, good.

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Because this batch was awful.

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This one says "chair model"?

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I wrote that.

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Michael, you shouldn't have to settle.
This is my pledge to you.

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I will find her, and I
will bring her to you.

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And as God is my witness,
she shall bear your fruit.

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That sounds good.
Go get her.

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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!

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First, go to Wendy's, get my
food, come back, and then go.

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That is fantastic.

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Thank you, thank you very much.
This is just what I needed.

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The furniture company gave me the
name of the advertising agency.

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They gave me the name
of the photographer.

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The photographer, a Spaniard, used
a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency.

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The agency gave me
the following information.

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Deborah Shoshlefski,
142 South Windsor Lane.

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Dead, car accident.
Case closed.

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She's dead?

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But she's so young. She was so
young, and now, she is dead.

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As dead as every dead animal
who has ever died.

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God.

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Why don't you sit down,
Michael? Come on.

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There we go.

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Michael, you didn't
even know her.

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Try not to be so hurtful, Jim.

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Jim, how dare you? Please,
not at a time like this.

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Okay, Michael, you know what?
I might have someone for you.

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Oh, really? What's her name?
Burger King?

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No, I mean it.

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She's really nice and sweet and you
guys might actually get along.

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I don't think I'm ready.
Is she hot?

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I'm setting Michael up with my landlady.
She's really sweet, and...

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Whatever, I just can't
take Michael like this.

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No question about it,
I am ready to get hurt again.

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We need to assemble
the Five Families.

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No, not the Five Families.

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We have to!

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The Five Families are the five
companies of Scranton Business Park.

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The bosses rarely meet.

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There's Michael Scott, Regional
Manager, Dunder Mifflin.

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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

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Paul Faust
of Disaster Kits Limited.

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They call him "Cool Guy" Paul.

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W.B. Jones of
W.B. Jones Heating and Air.

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Grade A badass.

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And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Die.
Bill Cress is super old and really mean.

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Kevin, I don't have time
for this right now.

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I'm trying to get a date
with Pam's hot friend.

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And she needs
to meet me right now.

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I'm calling the meeting anyway.

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Thank you very much.

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Our suspect has straight brown hair. She
is wearing blue jeans and a black top.

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So...

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Behold our bachelorette.

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Give her a 10 for her looks, and a three
for her ability to describe herself.

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Hello, my lady.

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Michael?

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Uh...

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Are you Michael Scott?

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Is who Michael what?

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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be
meeting someone named Michael.

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That's not... Yeah, I'm not...
Michael?

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Michael?

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Large hot chocolate with caramel
and a shot of peppermint.

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So you

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get the rent checks
every month, and...

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What happens next? What...

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You're asking me what I do with the
checks that people write to me?

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Just making conversation.

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Why is it so hard to meet people?
I... You know, it's...

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All I want is somebody
nice, and sweet,

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and someone I can talk to and share
an experience with, you know?

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Why is it so hard
for people like us?

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I don't know.

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You want to see
what I walked out on?

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This is going to blow your mind.
Look at that!

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She's beautiful.
Yeah. Yeah.

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And you can't see her whole body,
down here, she has a boob job.

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Just...

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She was just crazy smart and
really manipulative, and...

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I don't know.

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Michael?
Hello, Michael?

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Well, I'm gonna head out.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, I enjoyed
this conversation.

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It was very nice.

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It was like talking to the
sweet, old lady on the bus.

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That's incredibly rude.

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Now you ruined it.

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Where's Scott?

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Michael Scott could not make it today
due to an unforeseen prior engagement.

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Let's just meet back in an hour.

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Gentlemen, please.

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We called this meeting.

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Andrew Bernard

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is the name of me, and this is
my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.

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I have things.

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All right, what do you want?

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Well, first of all, I'd just
like to say what an honor it is

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to be sitting here with you gentlemen.
You have about 10 seconds.

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We want our parking spaces back.

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Whose parking spaces?

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W.B. Jones' construction guys park
in our parking spaces every morning,

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and some people have to
park really far away

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and walk all the way
to the office.

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And some people sweat too
much for comfort, and...

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My God.

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I don't have time for this, guys.
Just give them back their spaces.

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Okay.
We good? Okay.

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Could've done this
over e-mail.

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After Stacy left, things did
not go well for a while.

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And it was hard to see...

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It's just nice to win one.

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Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam?
Is that what you think of me?

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She's sweet and cute.
I thought you would get along.

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Oh, okay. Well, I'm looking for a
passionate affair, not companionship.

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I'm a man of intensity.

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Of cool, and youth,

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and passionately. God...

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Margaret?
I know...

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You just got yourself
kicked out of your apartment.

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Oh, I don't care. I didn't really
like that place that much, anyway.

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I'll just move.

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Oh, really?

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Who's gonna take you in? You're messy.
You're a klutz, you spill everything.

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And you leave the volume
on the TV way too loud.

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Yeah.

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Maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend,
'cause he's kind of a slob, too.

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Okay. Sure.
Let's do it.

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No, I... Well, I'm not gonna...
I'm...

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I'm not gonna move in with
anyone unless I'm engaged.

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Have I not proposed to you yet?

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I don't... No.
Oh.

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Well, that's coming.

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Oh, right now?

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No. I'm not gonna do it right here.
That would be rather lame.

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Okay, so then when?

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Pam, I'm not gonna tell you.

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I hate to break it to you,
but that's not how that works.

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Oh, right. Yeah.

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Wait, I'm serious.

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It's happening.
Okay.

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And when it happens, it's going
to kick your ass, Beesly.

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So, stay sharp.

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I've been warned.

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I am not kidding.

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Got it a week after
we started dating.

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I don't know, man. I was
with Jan for so long...

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I was excited about meeting somebody new.
Put my heart out there.

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You know what you need?

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Closure.

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You're right.

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What do you mean, though?

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There was a woman in your life
who affected you very deeply,

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and she left before you could say goodbye.
I think you need to say goodbye.

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Hmm.

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Come on.
I'll drive.

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We did it!
I did it.

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We got our spaces back.

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Nice job.

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Nice.
Yeah.

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There it is.
You're welcome.

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Did I do this
for me? No.

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I did this for the little guy.
For Joe Six-Pack,

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the guy who wakes up every morning
in his $400-a-month apartment,

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wonders how he's gonna
pay his mortgage that month.

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Wonders how he's gonna
fill his car up with oil.

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Wonders, "How am I going to pay
my kids' orphanage bills?"

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That guy shouldn't have to
wonder where he's gonna park.

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How did she die?

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I guess you could say
she died of

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blunt-force trauma
and blood loss.

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She got in a car accident and plowed
into the side of an airplane hangar.

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God...
Yeah.

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She was so innocent.

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She was stoned, apparently.

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You know, I used to think that

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I had this perfect person
out there, waiting for me.

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But now I know
that that's just silly.

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Because she's dead.

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What do you do?

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You wait till next year's
chair catalogue comes out,

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and you find someone
who's still alive.

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You move on.
Yeah.

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Where do you want
to go for dinner?

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I don't know. I kind of hate all
our regular places right now.

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Oh!

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You know what?
That one...

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Hey, Pam?

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Will you wait for me one
second while I tie my shoe?

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I hate you.
What?

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My shoe is untied.
What is your problem?

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Oh, my God!
You thought I...

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No, no, no. How could
I have thought that?

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How could I have thought that?

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Bye, bye

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Miss chair model lady

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I dreamt that we were married
and you treated me nice

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We had lots of kids

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Drinking whiskey and rye

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But why'd you have
to go off and die?

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Why'd you have
to go off and die?

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You believe in rock 'n' roll?

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Can music save your mortal soul?

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And then, can you have to dance

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real slow?

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Well, I know
that you're in love with him

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'Cause I saw you
dancing in the gym

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Kicked off their shoes They
both turned off their shoes

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No more rhythm and blues!
No verdict was returned!

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Rhythm and blues

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This will be the day that I die