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Well, I should go.

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All right. I'll tell everybody
here that you say hi.

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No, don't.
I'm mad at them.

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Why?
What happened?

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Not one of them called to
congratulate me on our engagement.

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Ah!

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That, they might be off the hook for,
because I didn't tell them.

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What? Why not?

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I just didn't,
you know, want to deal.

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Come on.
It won't be that bad.

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Okay. You know what?
Here we go.

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Everybody, I just want
to make an announcement.

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Pam and I are engaged.
Hi, everyone!

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I thought you were already engaged.
Nope.

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That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy.
Thank you, Angela.

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I got a gift for Pam and Roy.
Do I have to get another one?

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Yes.

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A little close to my engagement
there, Tuna. What's your game here?

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To get married.
She's not a virgin, you know.

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Wow!

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What's going on?

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No. Nothing. Nothing, Michael.
Just saying hi.

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The tall guy got engaged.

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To be married?
Yep.

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Sorry.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Pencils down! Just kidding.
Take your time.

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Today is Ethics Day.

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After they finish the quiz,
I'm going to run my first meeting here.

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It's going to be insane. No, it's not.
I have to read from the binder.

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I got it. I got it.

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Let's get ethical, ethical

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I want to get ethical

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Let's get into ethics, yeah

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Let me hear Dunder Mifflin talk

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Your body talk

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Let me hear your body talk

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All right!

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"Why are you helping her? You're
not even dating." She's my friend.

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And ultimately my strategy is

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to sort of merge this
into a relationship

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without her even knowing.

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Okay! Let's give it up
for Miss Holly Flax!

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Thanks, Michael.

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Today we're going to have
a business ethics seminar

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because recently,
without mentioning any names,

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there has been some
misconduct at corporate

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and we have a very strict ethics policy
and that employee has been fired.

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Come on. He's right there.
He was hired.

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Check it out, hired guy.
Nice.

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Okay, elephant in the room.
Let's talk about it.

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Do I regret what I did?
Of course I do.

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Even though it was an amazing
ride and I'll give an example.

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Anyone see Survivor, Season Six?
Anyone know JoAnna on that show?

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In New York City, I hooked up with
a girl who looked exactly like that.

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Indistinguishable. So...

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Okay. Well done. Good speech, Ryan.
You're a good guy.

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Let's start discussing those questionnaires
that you filled in this morning.

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It is wrong to make personal
calls during work hours.

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Now, some of you marked
that you very strongly agree.

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But ideally,
you would have selected "totally agree."

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I thought "very strongly agree"
sounded stronger than "totally agree."

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Corporate would like
to emphasize that ideally

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you would all totally agree
with that statement.

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Well, I think we can all totally
agree that Holly is totally fantastic.

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Thank you.
Okay. Okay.

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In fact, spending a half hour at
the water cooler during work hours

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is a form of stealing.

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- What?
- Yes.

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It's called "time theft" and it's the
same as taking money from the company.

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Can anyone think of examples of things
that are over-the-line time wasters?

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This meeting.

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Can't set them up like that.

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Why is it okay for smokers
to take breaks all the time?

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If I want to go outside and hang out once
an hour, then I'll just take up smoking.

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- I'll do it. I don't care.
- I'll smoke with you.

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I got a bag of cigars
in my purse.

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Stealing office supplies
is another big ethical area

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that there seems to be
some confusion about.

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Okay. Could we have
a moment?

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Can I talk to you for a second?

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Yeah.

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A lot of good stuff.
And you look... You look fantastic.

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Michael.
Yeah?

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What should we be working on
while you guys are talking?

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Do some...
Do some work.

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People expect
a lot from these meetings.

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Laughter, sudden twists,
surprise endings,

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you need to be Robin Williams
and M. Night Shyamalan.

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You need to be Robin Shyamalan.

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Well,
I just have to get through the binder.

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You're... It's just,
you're kind of losing them.

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I am?
Yeah.

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Don't think about the stakes.
It'll freak you out.

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Okay.
Well, Michael makes a really good point.

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So, let's just open
this up a little bit.

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Say my name is Lauren and here
I am shopping in a supermarket

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and I steal a pencil.

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That's not right. Lauren!
Enough with the pencils!

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No. I have to go over
pencils and office supplies.

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It's part of the ethics thing.
That isn't ethics.

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Ethics is a real discussion of
competing conceptions of the good.

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This is just the corporate
anti-shoplifting rules.

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I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would
you steal bread to feed your family?

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Boom!

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Exactly, Andy. Yeah.
I took Intro to Philosophy twice.

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No big deal.
It's a trick question.

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The bread is poisoned.
Also, it's not your real family.

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You've been cuckolded
by a stronger, smarter male.

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No, that's not how it works.

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I would not steal the bread.
And I would not let my family go hungry.

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Okay.
But we should get back to business.

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Have any of you ever faced any
ethical dilemmas in the workplace?

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Anybody?

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This is a chance for you to say
something without any repercussions.

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Stanley? Oscar, come on.
I'll pass.

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I will go first.

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When I discovered YouTube,
I didn't work for five days.

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I did nothing.

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I viewed Cookie Monster Sings
Chocolate Rain about 1,000 times.

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What was the dilemma?
To tell you or not.

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And I'm glad I did. I feel very,
very good. Cathartic.

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I promise you that you are
not going to get into trouble.

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You can say anything you want
with total and complete immunity.

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Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.
Come on. Anybody. Let it fly.

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Okay. Once in a while,
I'll take a long lunch.

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A siesta. Time thief.
Time thief. Fire him!

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Dwight, you've really never
stolen any company time?

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Never. You are a thief of joy.
Anybody else? Yeah?

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Sometimes I download pirated
music onto my work computer.

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Who hasn't? Good.
Good. What else?

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No, I'd like to hear
more about that.

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I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns
out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.

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Well, let's keep
this party moving on.

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I'll go.

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Have you guys ever met Bruce Myers,
the Scranton rep for Hammermill?

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Bruce.

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Well, for the past six years
I have been sleeping with him

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in exchange for discounts on our supplies
and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

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Jackpot.

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Meredith, that is serious.

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I mean, not only is that
a conflict of interest,

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but there's also
an exchange of goods.

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Exchange of steak.
Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?

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That's crazy.
That's crazy talk.

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Meredith, "the Merenator,"
sleeping with suppliers.

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Wow!

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What time we got?

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You know what?
That's a good place to end it.

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Right there. This, I think,
was a great ethics seminar.

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She has given us a lot of
wonderful things to think about.

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Right. What is wrong?
Who's to say, really, in the end?

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I mean, because it is unknowable.
But let's give her a round of applause.

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Holly, everybody! Holly!
Get back to work.

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Great job.
I am truly impressed.

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That... You really
pulled that one out.

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Classic. Classic meeting.
We should celebrate.

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Michael, there's some
serious issues with Meredith.

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I mean, all of you have done
things I wouldn't have done myself,

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but Meredith's actions
are really over the line.

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Yeah. What are you
going to do?

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So regarding this supplier, approximately
how many liaisons have there been?

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Liaisons? You mean meet-ups? I don't
know. Once a month for six years.

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Something like that.

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Meredith, why don't you tell
Holly it's not what she thinks,

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nothing unethical happened and
that you just like to sleep around?

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Am I in trouble here
or something?

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No. No. This is just
a stupid formality.

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No, it's not a formality.

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Now, were these "meet-ups" just
personal, unrelated to business?

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No. I wouldn't have done it if
it wasn't for the discount paper.

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There's not a lot of
fruit in those looms.

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For the love of God, we're
trying to help you, you stupid bag.

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What I don't understand is,
why the steak coupons?

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I mean, if you were already
getting the discounted paper...

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Well, it's funny, maybe it's a
girl thing, but after we did it,

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when he would give me those coupons,
I just felt good about myself.

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Hey, what's going on here?
I thought I had immunity.

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Well, unfortunately, immunity or
something being off the record

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does not really exist
in the workplace.

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I mean, I've never heard of anyone who
kept their job after something like this.

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Well, I'm not quitting.

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Yawn, four seconds.
What are you doing?

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You had said that you don't do
anything personal during work time,

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so I'm just making sure.

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Wait a minute. So you're going to time
me every time I yawn? That's absurd.

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Really?

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Hey, look, monkey knows how to
use a stop watch, everybody.

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He's...

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Personal conversation.
17 seconds.

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There is no way that that was...

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One second.

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00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:10,797
Well, well, Holly-lujah!
It's a miracle you're at your desk.

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It's Mike-raculous.
Reaching. You'll get there.

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Anyway, I was giving it some thought,
and there's no reason that two attractive,

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good looking, intelligent, funny,
attractive people can't,

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you know, just sit down and work
this whole Meredith thing out.

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Sounds good.
Good.

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Would you care to bang it out
over lunch? I already bought this.

200
00:11:39,798 --> 00:11:45,435
No, no, no.
Your food is no good here, my lady.

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Sorry.

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00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:51,751
You know what? Let's go out.
Dunder Mifflirs treat.

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00:11:54,828 --> 00:11:58,392
Actually, you're not a client,
so we'll just split it?

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Ethical.

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00:12:04,948 --> 00:12:07,043
So, I've gone over
corporate policy.

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What do you think?
What do you think of this place?

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00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:11,751
It's very nice.
Isn't it?

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00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:16,361
Yeah. It's kind of business romantic.
So you're from Des Moines.

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00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:19,774
Mmm.
That sounds so warm.

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00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,073
In summer.

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Here, too.
You know what my favorite season is?

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00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,988
Maybe we should talk
about Meredith first.

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00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:30,156
Yes. Get the boring stuff
out of the way.

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00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:34,002
Autumn was what I was going to say.
When the leaves change, it's just...

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I think it's the most
contemplative of seasons.

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00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:42,581
Okay, so I've gone over this and I've
thought about it and I just don't think

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there's any way I can write a report that
doesn't end with her being terminated.

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Terminate her. Terminator.
"I'm from the future."

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00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:54,773
Yeah.

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00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,520
Hey, Andy.
Yo.

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00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:01,253
By any chance, did you see
Battlestar Galactica last night?

222
00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:03,855
No, I did not.
Was that any good?

223
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,926
Actually not.
It was really so-so.

224
00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:07,097
Okay.

225
00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,956
I mean, I like all the crazy
monsters and stuff, you know,

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like Klingons and Wookiees
and all that, but...

227
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:19,757
Sorry, was there something
you wanted to add, Dwight?

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00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,935
Is that anything like the
original Battlestar Galactica?

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00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:28,743
You know what's weird?
It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.

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00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:30,079
Really?

231
00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:34,819
That's cool.
The story's kind of bland.

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It's about this guy named
Dumbledore Calrissian...

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00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,701
Okay... who needs to return
the ring back to Mordor.

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00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,640
Really.
That doesn't sound right.

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I just don't want my employees thinking
that their jobs depend on performance.

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I mean, what sort of place
is that to call home?

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And Meredith needs this job.
This is her main source of money.

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Well, that's very sweet,
but we have to follow the protocol.

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Those are the rules. Okay, new idea.
We don't report it at all.

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We just punish her.
We punish her?

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Tell her,
"Can't have sex for six months."

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I don't think
we could enforce that.

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I don't know. I saw this thing.
Like a belt with a key.

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A chastity belt.

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No, it's more of an underwear garment
that has little spikes, like, made of...

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Like sometimes they're made of metal.
You know what I'm talking about?

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You unlock a little door that...

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Down where you... Where you put...
Where you put the...

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He has not stopped
working for a second.

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At 12:45, he sneezed
while keeping his eyes open,

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which I always thought
was impossible.

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At 1:32, he peed.

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And I know that because he did it in
an open soda bottle under the desk

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while filling out
expense reports.

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And on the flip side,

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I've been so busy watching him
that I haven't even started work.

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It's exhausting,
being this vigilant.

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I'll probably have
to go home early today.

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I am just saying that I don't think
that you understand what I am saying.

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No, you are saying that we
should sweep it under the carpet,

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accept the discount
on supplies, not fire Meredith

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and pretend like the whole
thing never happened.

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Yes.
What am I saying?

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Well...

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Busted. I don't...

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I'm saying that her behavior is
unethical, and a little icky.

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And I don't think I want
to work in an environment

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where that sort
of conduct is tolerated.

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Well, you have to tolerate a lot
when you're part of a family.

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It's not a family.
It's a workplace.

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I will be honest with you.
That car ride did not go well.

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And that was not my fault.

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The only reason I am
standing out here right now

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is because I don't want to
take the elevator with her.

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And I am holding
on to her leftovers.

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Nineteen minutes and 48 seconds.

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What were we doing for 19
minutes and 48 seconds?

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None of your business.

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So I guess I can assume
that was personal.

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Fine.

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So maybe you're not
completely ethical after all.

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Yes. Maybe I'm not.

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It's been a little tense.

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People are suspicious of me and my best
friend in the office won't even talk to me.

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Turns out being the morality
police does not make you popular.

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I should know, because in middle
school I was the hall monitor

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and the kids used to stuff
egg salad in my locker.

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Yeah, I was just hoping
middle school was over.

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Kendall from corporate HR is on line
one and Holly's on her way in, too.

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What's the only thing
worse than one HR rep?

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Two HR reps.
You get me.

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Can I sit?
I don't know, can you?

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Kendall, my main man.

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Listen, Holly, Michael,

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I just got the report
that your branch submitted.

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And there's a lot of stuff about a
relationship Meredith's having with a...

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Yes, that came out during
the ethics seminar...

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And let the record show that it was
during the immunity part of the seminar.

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Well, I'm not sure these
circumstances warrant any action.

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I think it's pretty
clear it was unethical.

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Well, from what I can gather,
it seems like a gray area.

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Look, to be honest, the company's
getting a discount at a tough time

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in our balance sheet and I don't know
that the right thing to do for the company

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is to turn our noses up at that.

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Kendall, I understand that the
discount is good for the company,

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but I'm just not happy about
the way we're getting it.

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You see, I thought
I was clear with you, Holly.

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Your task was to get signatures

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from the employees showing that
they completed the training.

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No, I understand.

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Because every other branch
has managed to get this to us,

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so if it's not something you can handle,
then that's a different discussion.

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No. No, I can do it.
Good.

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How do you tell somebody that you
care about deeply, "I told you so"?

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Gently, with a rose?

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00:19:16,811 --> 00:19:20,717
In a funny way?
Like it's a hilarious joke?

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Or do you just let it go?

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Because saying it would
just make things worse.

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Probably the funny way.

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Can I have everyone's attention?

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00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:40,617
Excuse me.
May I have everyone's attention, please?

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We need to finish
the ethics seminar.

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00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:44,892
No way, lady.
It's a trap.

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Everyone, please,
I just need your signatures

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to show corporate that
I gave you the training.

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Don't sign anything.
Okay, everybody, listen up,

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if you're not in that
conference room in two minutes,

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I am going to kill you.

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00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:58,193
It's a quarter to 5:00 and I
have started to gather my things.

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Get in there right now
or I'm going to lose it!

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Am I getting fired?

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00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,729
Now is really not
the time, Meredith.

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In this next section
we examine the difference

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between sick days
and personal days.

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Sick days are only to be used
when an illness precludes you

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from doing your job or can
spread to your co-workers.

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Personal days, on the other hand,
are much more flexible.

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Thank you, Meredith, this was delicious.
Hey, where's the steak sauce?

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I think we're out.
I got some in my minivan somewhere.

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00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:49,861
Wait a second,
how does this steak factor in again?

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00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:54,599
I think she got it as a tip, but I don't
know why she didn't just take cash.

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I don't care what she's doing,
I hope she just keeps doing it.

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00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:59,612
Amen.
Just keep the ribs coming.

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