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Wow, you guys look amazing.

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Stanley, I thought
you hated Halloween.

3
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He wears it so
he can sleep at his desk.

4
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Who are you?
I'm Carrie Bradshaw

5
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from Sex and the City.

6
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I like your shoes.

7
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Thank you.

8
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Will you help walk me
to the fax machine?

9
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Sure.

10
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I got her. I got her.
I can help you.

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You look amazing.

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Inappropriate.
Thank you.

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Who are you, Larry King?

14
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Gordon Gekko.

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From the insurance commercials.

16
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Yeah.

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Whoa! Awesome.

18
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Let's put a smile on that face.

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Damn it, Creed.

20
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I've been up since 4:00.

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Sweet 'stume, dude.

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Who are you supposed to be?

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Dave.

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Cool.

25
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And you are?

26
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A cat?

27
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We were looking for kitten.

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Give me one second.

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- Jim Halpert.
- Hey.

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Hey, New York.
Happy Halloween.

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Thanks.

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My costume's getting
a lot of attention.

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So apparently no one dresses
up for Halloween here.

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I wish I had known that

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before I used greasepaint
for my mustache,

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and I can't even take off my
hat because then I'm Hitler.

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Want to see a magic trick?

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I'm going to make a pencil...

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disappear.

40
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Okay, I think we are set.

41
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We have puzzles,
string for cat's cradles.

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Burned this last night.
Little road-trip CD.

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Puppets.

44
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Look at all this stuff.
It's only seven hours.

45
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When corporate found out
that we were dating, they decided

46
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they were going to
transfer Holly back

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to her old branch in Nashua,
New Hampshire.

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Michael's taking a personal
day to move me out.

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Road trip!

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Right?

51
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Breaker 1-9, copy?

52
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Copy that, breaker!

53
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Those Duke boys are at it again.

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Hey, do not touch my radio.

55
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We're not.
Kidding.

56
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We're not doing anything.

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It's been a weird week since
we found out I had a transfer.

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Michael wanted me to quit and
get some job here in Scranton,

59
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and I said, "Well, why don't you
quit and get some job in Nashua?"

60
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And he said,
"I asked you first,"

61
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and I said first
at the same time he did,

62
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and then I said, "Jinx."

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And then we never
talked about it again

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and haven't been back
to the conversation, so...

65
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All right, everybody,
I am out of here.

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Jim, you are in charge.

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I'll walk you out.

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You are quite the gentleman.

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You can let people go a couple
minutes early if you want.

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All right, we'll see.
I am off to New York.

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My brother Pete from Boston and
my brother Tom from New Jersey

72
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are taking Pam and I out for
lunch to celebrate the engagement.

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Or maybe to beat me up.

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I can never tell with those two.

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Morning, temp.

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Morning.

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Wow. Good morning, Dwight.

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I thought I'd go casual today.

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Morning, everyone.

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Good morning.

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Hello.

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How you doing?
How are you, Phyllis?

83
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That's funny.

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Take that sweatshirt off.

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Hey, buddy.

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Andy.

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Do you remember when I jokingly

88
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yelled at you to take
your sweatshirt off?

89
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Totally joking, but you should
know those colors are sacred.

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Not that I care,
but if you're not a Cornell man,

91
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you probably
shouldn't wear them.

92
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No, I get it.

93
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I totally understand,
and I just want to assure you that

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I mean no disrespect.
You see, I'm applying.

95
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Come on.
You think you could get into Cornell?

96
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Well, if someone who
barely outsells Phyllis

97
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can get in,
then I should be fine.

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I'm sitting right here, Dwight.

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I meant that as a compliment

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to you, Phyllis,
as well as a slight to Andy.

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Cornell is a good school,
and I want to better myself

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through higher education.

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If it makes Andy angry,
so be it.

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I have to unpack this weekend,
but maybe next weekend

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we go to the outlets.
Cool.

106
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Mike, you driving
this every weekend?

107
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We're going to switch back
and forth with the driving.

108
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Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle.
Be fun.

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Wait a sec.
I love this song.

110
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Life is a highway I
wanna ride it all night long

111
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If you're going my way I
wanna drive it all night long

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If you're going my way

113
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Hey, there.

114
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So, how do you think we're going
to do against Penn this year?

115
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Nathan Ford's arm
looks pretty strong.

116
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Well, he's had a pretty good
season so far. Stop saying "we."

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You did not go to Cornell, okay?

118
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You're just doing this
to screw with me.

119
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Not so.

120
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Cornell is an excellent school.

121
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Without
its agricultural program,

122
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we probably
wouldn't have cabbage,

123
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at least not modern cabbage.

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I know it's an
excellent school, Dwight.

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I went there.
My blood runs Big Red.

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Someday we'll both get
together in Comstock Hall

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and just laugh
about all of this.

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Hey.

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Hey, future baby sis.

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How are you, Tom?

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Nice to see you.
Good.

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I asked Tom and Pete to
come early so we could play

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a prank on Jim at lunch.

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Pretty awesome, right?

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I think they're into the idea.

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They're probably thinking,
"That Pam Beesly,"

137
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"she's the coolest
sister-in-law on the planet."

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"She's the best,
the absolute best."

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Okay, so here's
what I'm thinking.

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I'm going to say that before
ceramics class I took off my ring,

141
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and then when I changed
back out of my smock,

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it wasn't in my pocket
anymore and I lost it.

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That's perfect. You know what
would be even more hilarious?

144
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Remember that thing we did when

145
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Jim was in high school
with his girlfriend?

146
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Right.
That would be hilarious.

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Yeah, we should totally dog
her about being an artist,

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never making any money.

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That is awesome.

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Like, she basically
has a hobby for a job.

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Oh, yeah.

152
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So, not the ring, then?

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The... Not doing the ring, though?

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This is better.
The other thing will get Jim...

155
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This is nice and it's fun.
It's fun.

156
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Okay, okay.

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He hates it when we
pick on his girlfriends.

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Okay.

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They came up with that idea really fast.

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This trip is longer
than I thought.

161
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Yeah, it did look
shorter on the map.

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Hey.

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Wow, I was having a nightmare.

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You were sleeping?
Yes.

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You were talking before.

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Was I?

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Really? Was I saying
anything interesting?

168
00:08:01,808 --> 00:08:03,208
Not really.

169
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All right,
what's the scoop? How far?

170
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Four hours.
Almost halfway there.

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We're only halfway?

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Halfway, okay.

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You know what I want to do?
I want to pull over

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and find a little
bed and breakfast

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for when we meet in the middle.

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Emphasis on the
bed and the breakfast.

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Next exit isn't for 5 miles.

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Let's check there.

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Hey, guys.
How are you?

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Hi.
Good to see you.

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Nice to see you again, Pam.

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Pam, I haven't seen you in so,
so long.

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All right, so now we can sit

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and get comfortable.

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There's nothing out here, man.

186
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Yeah.

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I don't know.
I just imagined a hotel right here,

188
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pool over here,
little breakfast place

189
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with really good bacon.
Just...

190
00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:11,304
Here we go.
Fourth time's the charm.

191
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Life's like a road where...

192
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It's one day here
and the next day there

193
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Sometimes you deal
with the things you don't

194
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Sometimes you... Walk

195
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There's a world out there...

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Hey, are you crying?

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No.

198
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Allergies?
No.

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00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,056
Did Darryl touch you?

200
00:09:38,134 --> 00:09:39,261
What?

201
00:09:39,904 --> 00:09:41,634
No. Darryl did not
touch me.

202
00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,008
Can we just keep going, please?

203
00:09:51,327 --> 00:09:52,328
What's the matter?

204
00:09:52,329 --> 00:09:54,162
No. It's not
going to work.

205
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There's too much distance.
Sure it is.

206
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No, no, no. It's going to work.
It'll be fine.

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00:09:58,141 --> 00:10:00,509
Michael, we've only been dating
each other for a few weeks.

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00:10:00,579 --> 00:10:02,776
Listen to me,
I like you so much.

209
00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:03,876
I like you, too.

210
00:10:03,953 --> 00:10:05,795
And I've dated almost
four women in the last...

211
00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:07,758
I dated four guys
last year, too.

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00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:10,354
Not last... No, in, like,
the last 10 years

213
00:10:10,499 --> 00:10:16,774
I've dated almost four women, and you
are so far above them, it is stupid.

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00:10:16,845 --> 00:10:18,609
Michael, no, don't.
It is...

215
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:19,861
Don't make it harder
than it has to be.

216
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:20,944
I'm...

217
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,352
That's what she said.

218
00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:26,226
Holly thinks that
this relationship is over.

219
00:10:26,464 --> 00:10:27,865
Well, you know what?

220
00:10:27,934 --> 00:10:30,097
I am not going to
give up that easy.

221
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,642
I'm going to make this way
harder than it needs to be.

222
00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:39,612
Take that down.

223
00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,691
Excuse me?

224
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:43,094
Take that down.

225
00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:45,464
You know,
I once dated a couple guys from Cornell.

226
00:10:45,535 --> 00:10:47,417
They were really nice.
They gave me a ride home.

227
00:10:47,473 --> 00:10:49,739
I seriously doubt that anyone
from Cornell dated you.

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00:10:49,811 --> 00:10:52,441
It's pronounced "Colonel."
It's the highest rank in the military.

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00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:56,513
It's pronounced "Cornell."
It's the highest rank in the lvy League.

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00:10:56,591 --> 00:11:00,497
Andy, let's just talk about
this man to man after work.

231
00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:01,847
Fine.
What do you say, okay?

232
00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:03,495
Yeah. Good. Can we...

233
00:11:07,981 --> 00:11:09,313
That's Big Red Bear.

234
00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:11,946
That's a bobble
Big Red Bear. God!

235
00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:19,735
And if you leave
on Friday by 5:00,

236
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,400
you'll be rolling in
at midnight at best...

237
00:11:22,476 --> 00:11:23,477
Yeah.

238
00:11:23,545 --> 00:11:25,606
And then sleep in Saturday.

239
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,887
That only leaves us
less than 24 hours

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00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,235
before you have
to go back again.

241
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,349
Okay. Okay.

242
00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:33,420
I will talk to you on the
Bluetooth the entire trip

243
00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:35,992
so we're talking constantly all the way.

244
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,940
I'll tell you everything that I see,
everything that I pass by,

245
00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:40,087
things that I witness
on the road.

246
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,136
Well...

247
00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:43,376
Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend.

248
00:11:43,451 --> 00:11:44,714
How long can we keep that up?

249
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,813
Years.

250
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:47,290
Years?
Yeah.

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00:11:47,359 --> 00:11:49,956
Years of just a few hours every weekend?

252
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,796
Here's my wish,

253
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:54,634
I want you to meet a great guy
and I want you to be happy.

254
00:11:56,878 --> 00:11:57,879
Thank you.

255
00:11:57,947 --> 00:12:00,110
My wish has come true,
incidentally,

256
00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:03,886
because you've met me
and you are happy.

257
00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:06,792
Clever, Mike.

258
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:10,336
So, Pam,
how much money does an artist make

259
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:11,806
after they leave art school?

260
00:12:12,342 --> 00:12:14,278
Yeah, not a lot of money
in the arts, right?

261
00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:15,746
That's not really true.

262
00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:18,097
There's a lot of things you can
do with an art degree, actually.

263
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,646
Maybe Pam should pay the check

264
00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:22,058
by drawing a picture
on this napkin.

265
00:12:23,731 --> 00:12:25,929
Wow, that's a little rude.

266
00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,071
What's your deal?

267
00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:28,732
Hey, just having fun, Jimmy.

268
00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:30,141
Yeah. Right, Pam?

269
00:12:30,211 --> 00:12:31,304
Yep.

270
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,585
You know what?
I think we're a great couple.

271
00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,030
I think we are a classic couple.

272
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,332
I think we are like
Romeo and Juliet.

273
00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:47,139
I think we go together so well.

274
00:12:47,212 --> 00:12:49,205
We're like peanut butter and jelly.

275
00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,253
Don't you think?
I do. I think so, Mike.

276
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,082
Well, then don't do it.
Please don't do this!

277
00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:54,184
Please don't do this!

278
00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,164
Hey, what's up?
Just thought I'd try you.

279
00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:58,932
Thinking about that story where

280
00:12:59,002 --> 00:13:01,404
you ran into the girl
you used to baby-sit.

281
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,886
I don't know what I am gonna do.

282
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:03,935
Please call me back.

283
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:05,037
Please...
I promise you.

284
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,293
I'm not going to be okay.
Please...

285
00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:07,318
No, I won't.

286
00:13:07,385 --> 00:13:10,847
I'm not strong.
I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan.

287
00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:13,760
Oh, God.

288
00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:17,462
You might be...

289
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:18,666
What?

290
00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:22,214
Dwight...

291
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,627
Andy, I've been meaning to ask you.

292
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:25,518
Which a cappella group
should I join?

293
00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:29,255
The Harmoniacs?
Or the Do-Re-Migos?

294
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:36,039
Assuming you had the voice to be
in any of them, it's irrelevant,

295
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:38,205
because I called admissions
and it looks like

296
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:41,549
I will be conducting
your university interview.

297
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,433
That's a conflict of interest.

298
00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:44,824
Yeah. Big one.

299
00:13:45,228 --> 00:13:47,425
So should I not let you in now?

300
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,662
Or do you want to
do the interview

301
00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:51,501
and then I won't let you in?

302
00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,209
Interview.
Excellent.

303
00:13:57,385 --> 00:14:01,382
When the hour glass strikes 3:00,
then in the room

304
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:03,657
whence employees confer.

305
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:06,694
What?
The conference room.

306
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:07,864
Okay.

307
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,382
Who are your role models?

308
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,456
If I had to put Dwight's
chances into a percentage,

309
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,362
I would say he has
none percent chance.

310
00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,924
So, Dane Cook,

311
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:27,475
Jack Bauer and Eli Whitney.

312
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,121
You're doing great.

313
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,619
Life is a highway

314
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:37,831
I wanna ride it all night long

315
00:14:42,109 --> 00:14:45,138
Oh, wow.
This is my niece Vanessa.

316
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,617
She's a trumpeter,
and look at her.

317
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,186
Cute.
That must be really fun

318
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:51,090
for you and Marci, huh?
Yep.

319
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:53,529
She only knows how to play
When the Saints Go Marching In.

320
00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:54,599
I love that one.

321
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,897
Yeah, but she doesn't think

322
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:58,440
she's going to be, like,
a career musician, right?

323
00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,217
Here we go again.
What is your deal today?

324
00:15:00,245 --> 00:15:02,147
I'm just saying how
many famous trumpeters

325
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:04,015
can you name
besides Louis Armstrong?

326
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,088
Miles Davis.
One.

327
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,453
Chet something.
Half.

328
00:15:06,524 --> 00:15:08,153
The point is, Pam,
that there are jobs...

329
00:15:08,228 --> 00:15:10,255
Dizzy Gillespie.
Also good.

330
00:15:10,332 --> 00:15:12,546
And there are hobbies.
I love baseball more than anything,

331
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,283
but you don't see me
trying to get on the Mets.

332
00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:15,820
You don't.
Pete, you couldn't make the Mets.

333
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:16,937
She's at Pratt.

334
00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:18,378
You played JV baseball.

335
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:19,883
Will you lighten up
a little bit?

336
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,230
I'm just calling it
like I see it.

337
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,532
I don't know if I'm
going to make any money

338
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:23,734
with art.
Pam, don't worry about it.

339
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:26,491
I mean, it's a very competitive field,
but I have a professor

340
00:15:26,564 --> 00:15:27,944
who says that I have a lot of promise,

341
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,461
and if I don't try now,
I never will, so...

342
00:15:31,741 --> 00:15:33,506
Guys, what is going on?

343
00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,280
We pranked you.

344
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:40,450
It was Pam's idea.

345
00:15:40,526 --> 00:15:43,327
Pam was the mastermind.

346
00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:44,457
Got you.

347
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:48,637
That was killer.
I was so close to blowing it.

348
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:51,365
Let's see how well you
know your Big Red history.

349
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:52,382
Bring it.

350
00:15:52,449 --> 00:15:54,043
Who was Cornell's
eighth president?

351
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,486
Dale Raymond Corson.

352
00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:58,323
I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's
seventh president was, in fact,

353
00:15:58,528 --> 00:15:59,895
James A. Perkins.

354
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,094
"Comprehension
skills subpar."

355
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:06,432
"Interviewing skills,
subpar."

356
00:16:06,511 --> 00:16:07,570
What are you writing?

357
00:16:08,148 --> 00:16:10,030
You can't even give Cornell
your full attention.

358
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,519
On the contrary,
I'm helping Cornell

359
00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,285
by evaluating
their interviewers.

360
00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:16,059
Nobody wants that to happen.

361
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:17,564
Well, when they get
my evaluation,

362
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,227
we'll see if they're interested.

363
00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:23,174
"Applicant is attempting
to blackmail interviewer,"

364
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:25,238
"showing
low moral character."

365
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,978
"Interviewer is
threatening applicant"

366
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,919
"with an arbitrary
review process."

367
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,857
"Applicant is
wasting everyone's time"

368
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:33,056
"with stupid and
inane accusations."

369
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,727
"Interviewer has
suspect motives."

370
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:39,805
"Applicant has a head shaped
like a trapezoid."

371
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:43,044
"Interviewer has turned off
applicant's interest in Cornell"

372
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:46,488
"and they are going to go to
the vastly superior Dartmouth."

373
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,616
Ever heard of it?

374
00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:49,094
I think I have
everything I need.

375
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,529
I think I have
everything I need.

376
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,312
You'll be hearing from the
Cornell Application Department.

377
00:16:52,336 --> 00:16:54,416
And you will be hearing from the
Cornell Application Department.

378
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,342
And you will not be
pleased with the result!

379
00:16:56,411 --> 00:17:00,715
And your affiliation with
Cornell will end completely.

380
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,084
That is all, sir.
You may go.

381
00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:19,783
There's another dolly
in the truck, Mike.

382
00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:21,953
You can take
more than that lamp.

383
00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:25,866
For the record,
I wanted to go another direction,

384
00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:27,303
which was way better.

385
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:29,605
Well, I'll be the judge of that.

386
00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:30,770
What do you got?

387
00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:33,079
Okay, I lost my engagement ring

388
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,678
in ceramics class,
left it in my smock.

389
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:38,421
I had this whole thing
where I go back to class,

390
00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:41,695
wrongly accuse another girl.
Look, I even used makeup

391
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:42,913
to put a ring around my finger.

392
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:43,996
You can hardly see it.

393
00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:45,735
It's very subtle.
That is good.

394
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:46,811
Thank you.

395
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:47,923
Truthfully,
anything would have been

396
00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:49,347
better than that prank.

397
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:56,156
Text message from my brother.
"Pam cool. Welcome to the family."

398
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,277
Hey, how about at Thanksgiving

399
00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:00,100
we "prank" Tom about being bald?

400
00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:01,699
This is the last of it.

401
00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,505
That's mine, actually.

402
00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:05,775
Maybe put it back in the truck.

403
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,377
You're not staying?

404
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,786
You know, I have some things

405
00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:10,449
I need to do this weekend.

406
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,051
I just remembered, so...

407
00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:14,690
I'll just ride back with you.

408
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,046
But you want me to put
it back in the truck?

409
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:17,835
I'll be down in just a sec.

410
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,379
Holly?

411
00:18:22,817 --> 00:18:24,080
So...

412
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:28,758
I think I'm going to
go back with Darryl.

413
00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:39,942
Okay.

414
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,453
Bye.

415
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,251
Okay, bye.

416
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,098
I know it's hard, Mike.

417
00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:13,282
Breakups hurt.

418
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,984
We didn't break up.

419
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:17,920
Looked like it.

420
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:27,174
Sometimes when I'm down like this,
it helps to sing the blues.

421
00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:29,441
Okay.

422
00:19:36,297 --> 00:19:38,358
That's a really pretty song.

423
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:41,905
No, no, check it out, look.

424
00:19:43,444 --> 00:19:45,175
When I do that...
Okay.

425
00:19:45,248 --> 00:19:46,995
That's when you hit me
with what's getting you down.

426
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,180
All right.

427
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,339
No, wait, you're supposed to...

428
00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:00,668
Never mind.

429
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:13,896
Yeah.

430
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,403
Yeah.

431
00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:29,396
Well, I thought I'd
come in casual today.

432
00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:33,707
Man, hungry.
Anyone else feel like a beet?

433
00:20:34,948 --> 00:20:35,973
Where did you get those?

434
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,450
What, these?

435
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:40,788
Bernard Farms.
Best beets in the state.

436
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,796
I see what you are doing,

437
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,900
but I do not know where
you are going with this.

438
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:48,999
Well, you will as soon as
you visit my new beet farm.

439
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,764
You're supposed to
cook these, aren't you?

440
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,722
Cornell.

441
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:10,354
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