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Hey sport

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Ah, I heard someone got engaged you dog!

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Ah! God!

4
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Nothing can hurt you now

5
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You are a man in love!

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I was there, that dude is not engaged

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I'm not a big believer in therapy but

8
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I'll go into my own
pockets to cover his co-pay

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Big idea

10
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Double wedding, me Angela, you and Holly

11
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No, we would never do that

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And if we did, it would
be with Jim and Pam

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No, we'd never do that

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Yeah, so there you go

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Michael, I got my bridesmaid dress

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Oh, wow So quickly

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Yeah and you said that I could
get it in any color I's wanted

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So I picked white

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Oh Michael did you tell your mom yet?

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No

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- No, Not yet
- Why not

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- Wouldn't tell your mom?
- What?

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- You love you mom?
- I do

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Call your mom Michael
- She should be the first..

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Yeah, I'll call her later

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I'll call her tell her tomorrow
- let's call her right now

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Call her! Call her!
Call her! I don't want

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Call her! Call her! Call her!

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All right I will call her

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She is going to freak out

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- Speakerphone
- Not..

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Hello

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Mom, I'm getting married

34
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No you're not

35
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Why do you always do that

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Remember I'm getting married

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You don't believe me

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Are you getting married?

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No

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- Are you...?
- I'm not

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I'm not getting married

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Psych

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So I returned my bridesmaid dress,

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And it was on sale, So I'm out $100.

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And I'm out a fiancée.

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- Those are customer surveys?
- Yeah.

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Um, this is all of them.

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Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy...

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And, oh...

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Oh, it's the receipt
to my bridesmaid dress.

51
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What's that doing there?

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I'll take care of that for you.

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Thanks.

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Kelly Kapoor

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Is our dusky, exotic
customer service rep.

56
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And once a year she
will contact our clients

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And find out how happy they
are with our salespeople.

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Sort of a Kapoor's list.

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Schindler's list parody.

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That's not appropriate. No.

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Those reports affect our bonuses.

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Which is kind of great for me

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because, You wouldn't
know from looking at her,

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But Pam's a gold digger.

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Hey, new York ain't free.

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Now get back to work.

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Ah.

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It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth.

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I found it in a Japanese
gadget store in the village.

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I got one for Jim too.

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Jim, say something.

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Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.

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We wanted to stay on the phone all day,

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But the company has a policy
against Eight-Hour personal calls.

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So we're not telling anyone.

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Uh, Pam, What do you
want in your coffee?

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Sprinkle of cinnamon.

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I should go.

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All righty, Dwighty,
let's see how you did.

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- Bring it on.
- Nooo...

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Sorry

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- Wow.
- What does it say?

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Dwight, your feedback is horrible.

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That's impossible.

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A number of your clients
found your personal style

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Abrasive and distasteful?

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- I sell more paper than anyone.
- No, no, no, no, no.

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Wait, is this a joke?

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I'm getting that queasy feeling
that sometimes accompanies jokes.

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Do I look like I am joking?

91
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No, but that's sometimes part of it.

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If I were joking, you'd be laughing.

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Do you look like you are laughing?

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Impossible to say. I can't see myself.

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You're not.

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Yo, Tommy tuna,

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- Did you get your scores yet?
- Nope.

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I got mine. They were really good.

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I miss him.

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You must be really proud.

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Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa!

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That's my mug.

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Oh... sorry.

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It was just... It
was right here.

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Right, well, It's mine, so,

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If you could pour it
out and get another one.

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Okay.

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Or maybe I could finish
the coffee in here,

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And you can use...

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Oh, snoopy. He's funny.

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Don't give up snoopy. That's mine.

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That is a great mug.

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But it's not my mug. That is my mug.

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So... give it back.

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How can you even be sure?

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It has my face on it.

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Make the face.

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No, I don't see it.

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Dude, that is my face.

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What was that?

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Wow. That was Dwight.

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He seems upset about something.

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Describe him exactly.

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What color mustard is his shirt?

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Yellow or Dijon?

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It is more of a spicy brown, actually.

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What are you mumbling about?

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How was your meeting with Michael?

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None of your business.

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Was it your scores?

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Those can't be my scores, Jim.

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- For your information...
- mm-Hmm.

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I'm being sabotaged.

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Of course.

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And I'm gonna find that
person and punish them.

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Absolutely.

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Or you could just be
nice to your customers.

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- You're an idiot.
- There's the charm.

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Jimbo, let's do this thing.

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That is me. Wish me luck.

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- No way.
- Good luck.

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Thanks. I didn't say anything.

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- I love you.
- I love you too.

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What do you think I am saying to you?

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Not talking to you.

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I've caught Jim talking to
himself several times today.

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What a loser.

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Get a friend, loser!

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Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

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It's really gorgeous.

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You guys do great work.

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I found the best "tentist"
on the east coast.

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He personally tented Giuliani's
first and third weddings.

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And I got him.

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I got him!

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Would you be able to do the same design,

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But with walls of gray?

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And a top that's gray too?

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Fabulous.

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Oh, come on.

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- What?
- You too?

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Did my scores drop a little?

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Jim, they are a poopy.

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Jim?

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Jim?

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Are we even sure that's my file?

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No.

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Yes, I am
sure, Jim. It...

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Well, there's gotta be an explanation.

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- I agree.
- Yeah.

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So let's see what we can
find out from reading.

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"Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant."

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I think you mean "smug."

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- Arrogance.
- Michael, I'm just trying to...

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And there's our smudgeness.

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I need a decent bonus

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Because I'm actually in the process
of buying my parents' house...

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So that they can retire.

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And if history tells us anything,

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It's that you can't go wrong
buying a house you can't afford.

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Pam doesn't know about the house, so...

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Fun surprise.

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Pam. Sorry about that.

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I lost you for a second.

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So as it turns out,

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I may not have done so hot on
my customer reviews this year.

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Maybe it's because you
spent the whole year

188
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Flirting with the receptionist.

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A little bit.

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Worth it.

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Here's what's going to happen.

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I am going to have to fix you.

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Manage you two on a more personal scale.

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A... A more micro
form of management.

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Jim, what is that called?

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- Microgement.
- Boom. Yes!

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Now, Jim is going to be the client.

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Dwight, you're going
to have to sell to him

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Without being aggressive,
hostile, or difficult.

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- Let's go.
- All right, fine.

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Bbbrrrrring. Bbrriing.

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Hello.

203
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Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from
the Dunder Mifflin paper company.

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Wow, that's great 'cause I need paper.

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Excellent, then you are in luck

206
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Because we are having a limited-Time
offer only on everything.

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Wow, this is my lucky day.

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Ask him his name.

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What is your name, sir?

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I am Bill Buttlicker.

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Really? That's your real name?

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How dare you?

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My family built this
country, by the way!

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Be respectful, Dwight. Please

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Yes, Michael.

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Would you hold on one second?

217
00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:02,869
- That's my other line.
- What?

218
00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:04,870
- No... But I...
- Hello.

219
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Yeah.

220
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No, I'm just on the phone
with this stupid salesman.

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He's so dumb.

222
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I'm probably just gonna
keep him on the line forever

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And not buy anything.

224
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Yeah, okay.

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It's up to you to change his mind.

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Sorry.

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That was a family emergency.

228
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Oh, no. What's wrong?

229
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You know what, that's private.

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Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!

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I'm sorry, Mr. Buttlicker.

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As I was saying,

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- we're having a limited...
- Sorry, you're gonna have to speak up

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a little bit louder.

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I'm hard of hearing.

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He's heard of... He's
an old man, let's go.

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Okay, as I was saying, right now

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- We are having...
- You're gonna have to talk louder.

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Okay, our prices have never been lower.

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Son, you have to talk louder.

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- Never been lower.
- Louder, son!

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Buttlicker, our prices
have never been lower!

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- OK! Stop it!
- He...

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That is totally inappropriate.

245
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You never yell at the client.

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- You never yell at the client.
- Now, you listen to me, sir.

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Here we go.

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The three words I would describe you as

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Is aggressive, hostile,
and definitely difficult.

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- Please, Mr. Buttlicker.
- I'm irate right now!

251
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- Give me the phone.
- Please give me another chance.

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- Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
- Mr. Buttlicker...

253
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I have to put you on with my boss.

254
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Well, I should hope so.

255
00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:04,570
Who is this?

256
00:09:04,571 --> 00:09:06,969
Hello, this is Michael
Scott, regional manager.

257
00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:09,169
Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.

258
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Hello, Mr. Buttlicker.
How may we help you?

259
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Michael, I like the sound of your voice.

260
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You know what I'm gonna do?

261
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I'm gonna buy $1 million
worth of paper products today.

262
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Yeah!

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See how it's done?

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Thank you very much, sir.

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I don't think you'll regret it.

266
00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,569
- See what I did?
- You are the master.

267
00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:26,169
- There is one condition, Michael.
- Yes?

268
00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,669
You have to fire the salesman
that treated me so terribly.

269
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:29,770
Don't do it, Michael.

270
00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,970
It's a million-Dollar sale.

271
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,969
So it's called the shangri-La tent.

272
00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:39,270
It's two stories, heated,

273
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:43,370
And it has a bridal
suite for my bridal sweet.

274
00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:46,570
It's just really
simple. Really tasteful.

275
00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,770
I don't want to be married
in a tent like a hobo.

276
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:52,170
Hobos live in trains.

277
00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:54,769
Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.

278
00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:56,670
Well,
Nana... Mim...

279
00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:58,970
Okay, look...

280
00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,570
This tent is awesome.

281
00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:03,469
And it's in high demand,

282
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,070
so I really think We should
put a deposit down now.

283
00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,170
Okay, fine.

284
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,469
You can have your tent,

285
00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:11,969
But only if it's in a field.

286
00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,669
A hand-Plowed field.

287
00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:15,269
Done, and done-Er.

288
00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,269
There has to be a barn that's old enough

289
00:10:17,270 --> 00:10:20,069
That you can see the stars
through the roof slats

290
00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,670
When you lay on your back.

291
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,770
And antique tools to look
at when you roll over.

292
00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:28,669
Do you have a specific place in mind?

293
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,470
No.

294
00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:32,770
But anything within a five to
eight-Mile radius is acceptable.

295
00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,070
On it!

296
00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:35,370
Dwight.

297
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,070
Dwight

298
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:40,570
Get in.

299
00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:41,970
- Are you serious?
- Get in!

300
00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,670
- Okay, what are you...
- Shh!

301
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,069
- They might be listening to us.
- What's that?

302
00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:57,669
- They might be listening to us!
- Who's "they"?

303
00:10:57,670 --> 00:10:59,969
Customer service might be
monitoring this conversation.

304
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:00,670
In this car?

305
00:11:00,671 --> 00:11:02,770
You never know. Better safe than sorry.

306
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,070
What are you thinking of?

307
00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:07,469
Who stands to benefit from our downfall?

308
00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,569
The mob? Maybe NASA:

309
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,270
Could be the mob.

310
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,869
But then Dunder Mifflin would need
to be a front for money laundering,

311
00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:15,469
And there's little evidence of that.

312
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:16,669
Is there some evidence?

313
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:17,969
Ooh, cute shoes online.

314
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,469
How many shoes do you need?

315
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,569
I don't know. Two?

316
00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:22,170
Maybe three, if one wears out.

317
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,270
How many shoes do you need?

318
00:11:23,271 --> 00:11:24,470
I'm not talking to you.

319
00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:25,470
Who are you talking to?

320
00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:27,769
- Pam.
- She's not here, Jim!

321
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,870
No, she's not.

322
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:42,670
Yes!

323
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,969
I found it. I found the perfect place.

324
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,670
A local bed and breakfast
on a 60-Acre beet farm.

325
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,969
And even better, I have
an in with the owner.

326
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,870
Oh, yeah, we work together.

327
00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:55,670
It's Dwight Schrute.

328
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,270
As in schrute farms.

329
00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,269
So I'd like to re-Double my order.

330
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,969
If you could put
me down for, um...

331
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:02,970
Wait. Shut up.

332
00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:04,470
- I'm sorry?
- Shh!

333
00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:05,770
Do you hear that?

334
00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:09,370
- Hear what?
- Breathing.

335
00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:11,369
Is that you? Well, I am breathing, yes.

336
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:13,370
Well, stop. Hold your breath.

337
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,169
I still hear it.

338
00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:16,170
Who's there?

339
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,270
Kelly, is that you?

340
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,270
Hold on.

341
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,170
I need paper.

342
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:25,370
- Hyah!
- Aah!

343
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,369
Oh, my god, you scared me!

344
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,569
Hear anything interesting?

345
00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,370
What are you talking about?

346
00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,069
I think you know.

347
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,569
You always say that,
and I almost never know.

348
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,070
What are you up to, girl? Huh?

349
00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:37,469
Phyllis put you up to this?

350
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,669
Stanley? Are they paying you?

351
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,369
Are you accusing me of something?

352
00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,769
Of course I am. I know
you're the mastermind.

353
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,369
But you're too stupid
to do it by yourself.

354
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,370
- Okay...
- oh!

355
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,870
- Easy.
- Okay.

356
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,246
Let's head back to the desk.

357
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,369
You just can't come into
my nook and call me stupid.

358
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,669
And maybe it you were a little
bit more nice and polite,

359
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,869
Then people wouldn't give
you such bad customer reviews.

360
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,969
Okay, the reason that I
got bad customer reviews

361
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,469
Is because I didn't!

362
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,869
There is a massive
conspiracy going on here,

363
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,169
And I know you're involved.

364
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,769
Dwight, get out of my nook!

365
00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:04,069
That's what she said!
That's what she said!

366
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,070
That's what she said!

367
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,370
Good one.

368
00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:14,369
Hey

369
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,270
Sorry about Dwight, by the way.

370
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:17,670
Yeah, he's weird.

371
00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,970
Well, we all handle it differently.

372
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,970
I personally choose to handle
it like a normal person, but...

373
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,070
Okay.

374
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,770
Hey, how are you and Darryl?

375
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,670
Um, we're cool. Bye.

376
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,270
Bye.

377
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:33,570
That was weird.

378
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:34,570
What was?

379
00:13:34,571 --> 00:13:36,069
Have you ever had a
conversation with Kelly

380
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:39,170
Where she didn't go on for 15
minutes without taking a breath?

381
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,570
No, actually.

382
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,070
Did you do something to her?

383
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,170
I don't think so.

384
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,670
Well, something's off.

385
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,369
Hey, how's things?

386
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,469
- All right.
- Yeah?

387
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:51,569
Livin' in the moment.

388
00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:54,169
Do you have any reason to believe
that Kelly would be mad at me?

389
00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,470
Ohm don't play the
politics game anymore, Jim.

390
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,670
Can I tell you something?

391
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,769
- I played it full-On in new York.
- Mm-Hmm.

392
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:02,270
I played it high stakes. For keeps.

393
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:03,770
Made it to the top.

394
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,270
But look what it cost.

395
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,070
Can I tell you what else I learned?

396
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,670
Wait, that's pretty weird.

397
00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:09,470
What?

398
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,470
Andy has a mug just like that.

399
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,270
Oh, yeah, Kelly gave
them out as party favors.

400
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,569
Remember? You got one.

401
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,869
No. What party?

402
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:19,370
Her America's Got Talent
finale party Over the summer.

403
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:21,870
That's crazy. It was packed.

404
00:14:21,871 --> 00:14:23,069
I thought everyone was there.

405
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,569
You were there. I
remember you being there.

406
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:25,969
I wasn't, but thank you.

407
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,569
Hey, do you know
anything about this party?

408
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,169
Yes, I said you definitely should go,

409
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,969
But you wanted to visit me instead.

410
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,770
I can't be the only one who didn't...

411
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:51,070
Dwight...

412
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,469
Let me see your coffee cup.

413
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,470
No!

414
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,869
- Is that it?
- No. Why?

415
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:56,870
No.

416
00:14:58,770 --> 00:14:59,869
Okay, I'm gonna assume that was it.

417
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:01,970
Here's the thing. I think you're right.

418
00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,270
I think it was Kelly.

419
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,570
I think she's mad at us
for not coming to her party.

420
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:06,869
Oh, man, I knew it.

421
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:09,170
- Who are her co-Conspirators?
- Probably just Kelly.

422
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,169
Obviously. I knew it.

423
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,370
- That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah. What?

424
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:14,570
You were right.

425
00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:16,169
I was... I
was right.

426
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,469
- You were right.
- I was right.

427
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,569
- You knew it.
- I knew it.

428
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,669
You knew it the whole time, buddy.

429
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,069
I knew it the whole time, Buddy!

430
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:21,570
Wow!

431
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,169
Yeah! Whoo-Hoo!

432
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,269
Right, Dwight is loud.

433
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,669
Yeah! I knew it!

434
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,670
Yeah! Ha ha!

435
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,870
Whoo! Boom!

436
00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,070
Kelly the whole time!

437
00:15:31,071 --> 00:15:32,369
- Let's get her.
- No, no, no, no.

438
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,170
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight,
let's talk about this.

439
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,470
What's going on?

440
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,170
Why don't you tell us.

441
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,270
Nothing's going on.

442
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,770
Let me paint you a picture.

443
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,170
A little girl from southern India,

444
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,269
Who, despite being
welcomed into this country,

445
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,569
Will now spend the rest
of her life in prison

446
00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:49,469
For a crime she did commit.

447
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:53,169
Dwight I was informed by these gentlemen

448
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:57,070
That the reports that you filed
may not entirely be accurate.

449
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,869
What?
I...

450
00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:59,670
I don't know what you're talking about.

451
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,169
This is the first that
I'm hearing about this.

452
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,070
Oh, come on!

453
00:16:02,071 --> 00:16:03,969
You juked the stats, cupcake.

454
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,069
We called about a dozen customers,

455
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,069
and they all said that
they gave us great marks.

456
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,070
What's going on?

457
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,069
I love your tie, Michael.

458
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,070
Oh...

459
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:16,770
Kelly.

460
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:17,870
I was raped.

461
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:20,669
You cannot say "I was raped"

462
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,669
And expect all your
problems to go away, Kelly.

463
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,770
Not again. Don't keep doing that.

464
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:27,269
I'll give you one last
chance to come clean.

465
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:29,270
Just tell me what happened.

466
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:31,669
Okay, all right.

467
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,269
Okay, I did it, all right?

468
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:34,869
I lied, whatever. Just fire me.

469
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:35,570
But you know what?

470
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,369
I did it because you guys
didn't come to my party,

471
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,869
And you said you would try to,
and then you didn't even show up,

472
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,370
And so you're bad friends.

473
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,470
We have our confession.

474
00:16:42,471 --> 00:16:43,669
- I'm calling security...
- don't, don't!

475
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,869
Get away from that, Dwight, please.

476
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,346
You know what, she's got
a point about you too.

477
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,070
You do have a problem
dealing with people.

478
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,170
- See? I wasn't lying.
- You were lying.

479
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,669
- I was lying.
- Yes.

480
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,469
Jim, Dwight, please excuse us.

481
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:56,769
But I want to be here
when you fire her ass.

482
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,370
I will call you when it is time.

483
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:11,469
I have an enormous amount of trouble

484
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,970
Trying to get people
to come to my place.

485
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,070
And I hate it.

486
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,369
I can't tell you how
much leftover guacamole

487
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,570
I have ended up eating over the years.

488
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,570
I don't even know why I make
it in such great quantities.

489
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:28,770
Here's what we're gonna do.

490
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,469
We are going to sit here for a while,

491
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:32,670
Make it look good.

492
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,570
And maybe you should cry.

493
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:37,169
Can you make yourself cry?

494
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:37,970
No problem.

495
00:17:37,971 --> 00:17:39,670
I think you should do that.

496
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,070
Pam Beesly?

497
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,069
Hey. What are you doing here?

498
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,369
Who's that? It's Alex.

499
00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,870
It's Pam.

500
00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,869
I came to kidnap you.

501
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,869
There's free wine and cheese at
the chuck close retrospective...

502
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:09,470
Let's go.

503
00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:10,570
Oh, that's gonna be great.

504
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:11,770
Who's chuck close?

505
00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:15,069
Oh, I love chuck close and
his photo-Realist paintings.

506
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,670
But I have to work.

507
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:20,069
Uh, well, actually
there's something else

508
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,469
I'd love to talk to you about.

509
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:25,770
Um, can we go somewhere
else to talk about it?

510
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:27,870
Okay.

511
00:18:27,871 --> 00:18:29,369
That's it, I want to talk to this guy.

512
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:30,570
Put me in his ear.

513
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:31,970
- Um...
- What's up?

514
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,070
I'm gonna take a big leap.

515
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:36,969
And I want to tell you that
I think that you should not

516
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,470
Move back to Scranton.

517
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:40,570
Wow.

518
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,069
I'm gonna make a bigger leap here.

519
00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,470
He is into you.

520
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:45,570
Why did you come to New
York in the first place?

521
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,969
Because they have a
great design program,

522
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,870
And I wanted to see if
I was any good at it.

523
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,570
And I wanted to work on my art too.

524
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:53,570
Right.

525
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,370
And that's why I think
you should stay here.

526
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:58,369
'Cause, I mean, you... Really,
you just got here, you know?

527
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,670
And you can't do new
York in three months.

528
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,969
You know, it has everything. It has...

529
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,870
All the opportunity is here.

530
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,570
All the... The whole art
scene is in new York.

531
00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,069
You know, it would be
nuts to go back to Scranton

532
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,570
Without getting to fully experience it.

533
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,670
Jim's in Scranton.

534
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,769
I know, but all I'm saying is,

535
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:19,069
If there's even a teeny tiny part of you

536
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,270
That really wants to be an artist,

537
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,769
Then I think you should stay here.

538
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,769
Because you don't want
to wake up in 50 years

539
00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:28,870
And look back and wonder
what could have been.

540
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,069
And that is the end of my speech.

541
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,969
I planned it all. Anyway...

542
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:36,770
I will see you tomorrow.

543
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,470
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.

544
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,269
Is that the Matsuhashi B400?

545
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,370
The world's tiniest Bluetooth.

546
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,770
- May I?
- Don't.

547
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,169
Congratulations on choosing
Schrute Farms for your wedding.

548
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,770
No, we haven't decided on anything yet.

549
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,769
We're still reviewing some options,

550
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,169
And it's gonna come down to the numbers.

551
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,970
Well, then, why don't you look
over some of our materials?

552
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,569
Oh... hmm...

553
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,669
While I describe to you
the Excalibur package.

554
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,769
In addition to the
breathtaking natural beauty

555
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,770
And smell of Schrute farms,

556
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:27,269
I can promise you that
our grounds can be catered

557
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:29,770
To fit your exact specifications.

558
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:34,070
I will work tirelessly for
you over the coming months,

559
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,570
And be at your constant disposal.

560
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,169
Please feel free

561
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,470
To call or stop by any
time of the day or night.

562
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,170
That's very generous.

563
00:20:43,171 --> 00:20:44,670
Well, you, my good friend.

564
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,869
Have nothing more to worry about.

565
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,469
This wedding is officially
out of your hands.

566
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,669
Oh, thank the good lord. Deal!

567
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:51,670
Okay.

568
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,969
Um, what are we talking, price wise?

569
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,270
- You already said deal.
- Yeah

570
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:56,670
Pay him whatever he wants.

571
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,270
Can't argue with that.

572
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,270
Dwight...

573
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,570
You are gonna make us so happy.

574
00:21:07,175 --> 00:21:17,175
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