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Did you know that in Morocco

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it is common to
exchange a small gift

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when meeting somebody
for the first time?

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In Japan, you must
always commit suicide
to avoid embarrassment.

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In Italy, you must
always wash your hands
after going to the bathroom.

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This is considered
to be polite.

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Why are you telling us this?

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I am jetting off
on an international
business trip.

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Where are you going?

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To Canada.

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Where is it?

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Canada.
Okay.

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My boss is
sending me abroad

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to do a presentation to
an international client,

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and I have always
been intrigued by
all things international,

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the women, the pancakes,
the man of mystery.

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Meredith,
I would like you to pretend
that you are from Abu Dhabi.

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Hello.

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I am ashamed
at your naked face.

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I must cover it
with my jacket.

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You are now sexy
in your culture.

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T-minus...

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6.5 days.

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One more week.

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Pam comes back from
New York next week,

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and everyone here
has just been
so excited for me

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and involved
and intrusive and weird.

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One more week.

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Do you have your passport?

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I have my passport.

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Got your per diem?

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I have my per diem.

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I already know
what I am going
to spend this on.

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I'm going to buy a sweater.

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Michael,
that's for your food.

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Well, I'll just...
I'll use different
money for that.

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I was happy to send
Michael on this trip.

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He's been feeling
pretty down since we
had to transfer Holly

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up to New Hampshire, and...

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But this little perk
really seemed
to turn him around,

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and it's pretty tough
to find somebody

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who wants to go up
to Winnipeg mid-November.

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And business-class air,
like a five-star hotel
in the sky.

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Nothing but the best.
Actually better
than a five-star hotel

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'cause you get a big,
cushy seat

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and you sit in
a row of people

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and to eat whatever
the mind can imagine.

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I think I am going to have
a fillet with mushroom sauce.

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Well, I'm just glad
you're happy

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because, you know,
I felt bad.

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Well, that is all in the past.

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And in terms of nightlife,
when you get there,
just ask the concierge.

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They have one of those?

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Let's do this!

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Wait, why do you
need three suitcases?

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Two are empty.
For souvenirs.

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You have your money belt?

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I do.
It is right here.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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You wanna wear that puppy
right up on the breastbone
like a bra.

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No, I don't wanna
wear a bra.
Here, let me help you.

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Stop it! Stop it!

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Do you want to get robbed
in a foreign country?

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I wash my hands of this.

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Okay, where's
my translator?

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Ici, monsieur.
There he is.

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I'm just bidding
a bon voyage a la
mon petite fiancee.

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Translation,
goodbye my petite fiancee.

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Be good.
I will try.

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Meaning what?

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Meaning I will try to
get other dudes laid.

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Yeah, baby.
That's what I'm
talking about.

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That could be you
if you hadrt
forgotten French.

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Where is my numbers man?

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Here.

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There we go!
Our town car awaits.

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It's just a van.

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It's not just a van.

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Look, I know
my way around a van.

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That is just a van.

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Dwight, can you
get those, please?

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Welcome to Cribs,
the business-class
edition.

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Check this out. Mimosa.

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Sweet.
Handed it to me
as I sat down.

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This was my hot towel.
It is still wet.

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Michael G. Scott
rolling like a pimp.

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Take a sip of that.
Mmm-hmm.

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Is that good?

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Mmm!
Don't drink all of it.
Give some to Oscar.

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That's really good.
I'm good.

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You want one of your own?
I can hook you up.

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I'm sorry,
you'll need to
keep moving.

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Yes, this is Beth.
This is my personal
valetlflight attendant,

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and she will be
helping me this morning.

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We need to keep
the aisle clear.

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Yes. Get back.
Get back.
Oh. All right.

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Come on.
Get back to the slums.
Here we go.

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Oh, boy.

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You guys, check it out.

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My own personal
DVD player
and 20 movies.

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Andy brought one, too.

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Harry and the Hendersons.

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Keep it down.

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I made egg-salad sandwiches.
Do you want one?

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Could you have
picked something stinkier
to bring on a plane?

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My God, Oscar, really.

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Do you have a bag
of baby poop in there, too,
to share with everybody?

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No, I'll be ordering
my own food.

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Thank you very much. Hi.

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Hi.

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I'd like to see a menu,
please.

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Oh, I'm sorry, there are
no meals on flights
less than two hours.

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Okay.

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Doesn't matter because I'm
going to take a nap.

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I think I'm going to use
my complimentary blindfold.

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I will don it and... Oh.

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Look at that,

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I can't see
because I am in...

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God!

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And what would
you like to drink?

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Just checking out
where I'm gonna be
pretty soon

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when Pam gets back.

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It's gonna be
close quarters.

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Gonna be a lot of tension.

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For you. I'm with Darryl.

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This looks like where
I'll probably do
my pushups every day.

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Is that supposed
to impress me?

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No, not gonna happen.

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He has hurt me
too much and too often,

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and I am in
a healthy relationship now,

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so I'm not
going to flaunt it,
I'm not going to hurt him,

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but that door is closed.

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What are we doing?
This is so wrong!

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Yeah.

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This is nice.
This is nice.

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Move in here.
Very sweet.

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I'll check us in.
All right.

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Very cool.
Very cool.

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We are going to find out
where the action is,
my friend.

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Okay.
Where's the concierge?

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Yes, Wallace said
there would be
one of those.

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Bingo.

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Follow moi, bro-sieur.

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Wow.

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What about
a nice sushi place?

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Maybe a place
with a view?

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Oh. Matsuki.
It's a good one.

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You may walk there
if you wish,

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or you may take
the number 17 bus
until 9:00.

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Other than that,
you can take the taxi,

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and the number
is right there.

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Wow. Wow,
I'm blown away
by this.

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I...

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This is great.
Thank you.

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One final question.

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Where might you find
yourself on a Winnipeg
night like tonight?

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Oh. The Huntsman is good.

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The Huntsman?

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Down here,
the financial district.

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A concierge is
the Winnipeg equivalent
of a geisha.

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This is a woman
who has been

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trained in the fine art
of fanciness and pleasure,

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and when you meet one,
it is intoxicating.

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Just what
the doctor ordered.

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I can't believe this.

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Are you sure?

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I just talked
to my advisor. Failing.

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Wow. I thought you
were good at Flash.

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I was. And then they
switched to Acrobat
just as I was learning Quark.

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I hate computers.

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Okay, okay,
it's no big deal.

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So you're not
a computer geek.

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I have to stay and retake it.

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Wow. Um...

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Well, okay.

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That means
another 12 weeks.

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Can you do another
three months of this?

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It's not...
It's not about me.

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I mean, this is your dream.

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And you went to
New York to do this.

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So when you come back,
you come back
the right way, right?

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Right.

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You okay?

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My cell battery's low,
so I have to let you go.

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Okay. All right.
All right.

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Love you. Bye.

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Love you, too.

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Guys. She's in there.

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Engaging wings.

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I'm probably going to
leave after one drink.
Let's do this.

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Yeah, with a hot slab
of Canadian bacon
in your hand.

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Excuse me. Hello.
Concierge Marie.
Michael Scott.

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Good to see you again.

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Hello. Good to see you.

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This is my associate
from Dunder Mifflin,
Oscar Martinez.

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Nice to meet you.
Oscar.

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Works in accounting.

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This is Concierge Marie,
who works at our hotel.

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You look,
how you say,
radiant tonight.

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00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:02,050
Thank you.

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00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,425
And it is, how you say,
a beautiful night.

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00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:06,889
Michael, why?

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00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:08,796
She's foreign. I...

205
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:12,530
For madame et monsieur.

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Thank you.

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00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:15,233
You're very welcome.

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00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:16,330
Thank you, Andy.

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00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,466
Thank you.

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00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,108
Let me get
a picture of you guys.

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Everybody's
going to end up
dying some day,

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00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:23,542
and I think
it's better to die

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with some people
that you like,

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00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:29,350
like Oscar and Andy
and Concierge Marie,

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than to know that
there's somebody
out there

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that you love
that you're not with.

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00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:39,363
All right,
I've scoped out
the joint.

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00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,229
Those two dudes
are as good as naked.

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00:10:45,904 --> 00:10:48,304
How do you even
know they're gay?

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00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,139
Come on, it's Dandy Dale
and Foppy McGee over there.

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00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:58,881
Mademoiselle, beer me deux
Long Island Iced Teas,
s'il vous plait.

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Bad decision in a glass.

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00:11:01,252 --> 00:11:04,085
I don't care
if you're gay,
straight, engaged,

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00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:07,055
whatever,
a guy needs intercourse.

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00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,357
You will thank me
when they spank thee.

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00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,361
Don't do this.

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00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,722
You guys like apples?

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00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,822
What?

229
00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:16,161
Do you like apples?

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00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,428
Sorry, what?

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00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,697
How do you like
these apples?

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00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:23,663
All right,
on a scale of one to 10,

233
00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:26,740
how hot is that dude?

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00:11:28,179 --> 00:11:30,613
Is he your boyfriend
or something?

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00:11:30,882 --> 00:11:35,319
No, but he could be yours
if you play your cards right.

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00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:38,453
Dude, leave us alone,
all right?

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00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,956
Gentlemen.

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00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,527
What are you doing?
Dude, you struck out.

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00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:50,397
They're totally stuck up.
Here. Drink up.

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00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,833
How about this one.
It's Christmas Eve...
Mmm-hmm.

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00:11:54,038 --> 00:11:57,872
and everything is closed
and you need to get
some dry-cleaning done.

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12:00, midnight,
where do you go?

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00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,243
What do you do?

244
00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:03,680
What do you do?
Come on, what do you do?

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00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:06,876
Uh... Astro Cleaners
on St. James Place

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00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:08,578
is the only place
that is open
on that day.

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00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,712
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

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00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:12,313
If you don't
mind me asking...

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00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,915
Anything.
You can ask me anything.

250
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,789
Okay.
I'm your wingman.

251
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,419
It's just that I've
sat next to Angela

252
00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,430
for a very long,
very long time.

253
00:12:20,498 --> 00:12:21,487
Right-oh.

254
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,763
How could anyone
stand that woman?

255
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,100
What?
What do you see in her?

256
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,003
What do you see in Angela?
What do I see in Angela?

257
00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:30,597
I wanna know.

258
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:35,611
I see through a hard exterior
to a little jelly
in the middle.

259
00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:39,611
She is teaching me
to be a better person.

260
00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:43,052
She's working
really hard on that.

261
00:12:43,188 --> 00:12:45,247
And she has
the softest skin
I've ever seen,

262
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:48,190
and I can't wait to
have sex with her.

263
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,754
You haven't had sex?

264
00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:50,852
No.

265
00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:53,227
Are you guys waiting
to get married? Or...

266
00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:56,400
Honestly, I don't know
what we're waiting for.

267
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:57,729
Andy, something is
wrong with that woman.

268
00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:58,996
What is wrong with her?

269
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,731
I'd like to know.
You should call
her and ask her.

270
00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:01,965
I'd like to know
what's wrong with her.

271
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,634
I should call
her and ask her.
What is wrong with her?

272
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:07,234
Do it. It's a...
Call her.

273
00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:11,043
Oh, my God,
don't call her.
Don't call her, Andy.

274
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:12,514
Andy! Oh, my God!
It's too late.

275
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,279
It's too late.
It's dialing.

276
00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:16,081
Now it's ringing.

277
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,423
Hello? Hello?

278
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,684
What is wrong with you?

279
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,453
Why won't you do Andy?

280
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:23,687
What?
That's Oscar,

281
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,126
and he wants to know
why you won't do me,

282
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,527
and I think it's
a valid question.

283
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,860
Are you drunk?

284
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,160
This is Andy Bernard!

285
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,701
I know who this is.

286
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,395
I want to take
you to sex school.

287
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,459
What?

288
00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:34,562
Who is that, monkey?

289
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,106
Is somebody there?

290
00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:37,402
Are you drunk?

291
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,102
I have needs.

292
00:13:39,177 --> 00:13:40,576
We'll discuss this later.

293
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,135
Naked!
What?

294
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,278
We'll discuss it later naked.

295
00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:46,112
I wanna see you naked.

296
00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,175
Do you want to
get some breakfast
or something?

297
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:50,016
I'm so tired.
Okay.

298
00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:23,311
How does
everyone know already?

299
00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:24,616
Know what?

300
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,754
Pam failed art school.

301
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,917
Wow. Doesn't surprise me.

302
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,984
Excuse me?

303
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:32,654
Have you seen
her painting, Jim?

304
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:36,162
The building?
There are shadows coming
from two different directions.

305
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:37,223
Dwight, stop it.

306
00:14:37,302 --> 00:14:38,963
What? Are there two suns?

307
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:40,867
My God.
Come on.

308
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:45,138
Last I checked,
that's not an office building
in the Andromeda Galaxy.

309
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:48,201
All right. I'm gonna
grab a cup of coffee.

310
00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:50,175
It's totally unrealistic.

311
00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:52,182
There are no lines
in the parking lot.

312
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,416
Oscar!
Hey.

313
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,113
That was fun last night.

314
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,246
Yeah, it was.

315
00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:00,018
You know,
it's true what they say.

316
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:02,616
Long Island Iced Teas
are way stronger in Canada.

317
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,356
Hey, thanks for
trying to hook me up.

318
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:09,394
Are you kidding me?
That's what I do.

319
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,367
Get the whole nine nards.

320
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,573
I can't believe
we called her up.

321
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,638
Totally.

322
00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:23,473
It's crazy.
Wait.

323
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,776
Who?

324
00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:26,248
I'm talking about Angela.

325
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,649
I can't believe
we called her up
last night.

326
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,244
We called Angela?

327
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,414
You... You called her.

328
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:33,923
That was real?

329
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,594
I thought I dreamed that.

330
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:40,187
Oh, God. Oh, God!
All right.

331
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,132
Okay.
This is so bad.

332
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,189
Good morning, Michael.

333
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,393
Are you ready
for the meeting?

334
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:45,663
Slept like a baby.

335
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:49,565
This can't happen again.

336
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,834
This has to happen again.

337
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,536
Darryl can't
happen again.
Look at me.

338
00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,013
Do you want me to
do more pushups?
Yeah.

339
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,776
Okay. You have to
break up with Darryl.

340
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,714
I already typed out
a text message for you.

341
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,913
All you have to do
is press send.

342
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:07,424
I don't know.
I mean, it's well-written
and all, I just...

343
00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:10,325
Has to be done.
We'll press send
together.

344
00:16:12,897 --> 00:16:14,296
Oh, my God,
he's gonna kill us.

345
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:16,697
I'd like to see him try.

346
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,429
Oh.

347
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:25,371
He says it's cool.
He said it's cool!

348
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,499
That's all he wrote?

349
00:16:26,577 --> 00:16:27,566
That's all he wrote.

350
00:16:27,645 --> 00:16:29,408
Can I see it?
Mmm-hmm.

351
00:16:31,516 --> 00:16:32,949
Didrt you two date for,
like, a long time?

352
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:35,645
Mmm-hmm.
This is like a fairytale.

353
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:50,363
I'll be honest with you.
We've been talking
with Catalyst Paper.

354
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:52,266
Their prices are
better than yours.

355
00:16:52,336 --> 00:16:55,237
Look, people continue
to come back to us
time and time again

356
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,706
because they feel
cared for here.

357
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:02,802
They feel respected,
and they feel that
their needs matter.

358
00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:07,183
They are treated
like human beings.

359
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,555
Everything okay?
Yes.

360
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,757
Oh, man,
she is so pissed.

361
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,991
She's taking us
back to first base.

362
00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,829
What's first base
with Angela?

363
00:17:24,535 --> 00:17:26,662
I get to kiss
her forehead.

364
00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:32,572
I had a good time
hanging out this weekend.

365
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:34,543
I had a good time, too.

366
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,215
Wingman for life. W-M-F-L.

367
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:39,510
Thank you.

368
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,643
You up for a chest bump?

369
00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:42,743
No.

370
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:45,149
Bro hug?

371
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:52,754
Back to basics. I like it.

372
00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:55,094
I had to go
all the way to Canada

373
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,431
to get to know
a guy who sits
20 feet away from me.

374
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,799
And he's delightful.

375
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:04,771
Hey, I just heard
you guys made the sale.

376
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:06,441
Yeah, we locked
him up for two years.

377
00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:07,842
Good. Very good!

378
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,006
See? I told you.
Sounds like somebody
had a good trip.

379
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:14,050
No, actually,
the trip sucked.

380
00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:15,142
Excuse me?

381
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,813
The trip sucked, David.

382
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,220
It blew chunks.

383
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,850
It was terrible.
It was a bad trip.

384
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,951
I did not like the trip.
What are you talking about?

385
00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:26,826
Well, starting with
the airport shuttle,

386
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,833
which was
basically just a van,

387
00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:31,396
and business class...
Okay.

388
00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:33,903
which was
basically just coach,

389
00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:36,499
and the hotel,
which sucked big time.

390
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,632
The hotel. What...

391
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:38,868
It was not...
It sucked.
Okay.

392
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,001
I'm sorry to hear
the hotel was bad.

393
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,101
The Crestmore...

394
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:44,171
And thanks for
the tip on the concierge.
That was great.

395
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,545
That was great.
That was a...

396
00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:46,640
Okay.

397
00:18:46,717 --> 00:18:47,809
that was
a really good choice.

398
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:48,909
Hey, hey, hey. Michael.

399
00:18:48,986 --> 00:18:50,180
Please listen for a second.

400
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,620
No, David, you listen to me.

401
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,355
Why'd you send her away?
That...

402
00:18:57,662 --> 00:19:02,929
God. You knew I liked her
and you just sent
her away, and that...

403
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:05,427
That was a sucky
thing to do, man.
Michael.

404
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,403
That was a really
sucky thing to do.

405
00:19:07,471 --> 00:19:09,200
Sometimes... Sometimes...

406
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,501
Why have I stayed
at Dunder Mifflin for so long?

407
00:19:14,579 --> 00:19:17,104
Certainly not
because of the paycheck

408
00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:18,876
'cause I could be
making more money
as a doctor

409
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,145
or a professional athlete.

410
00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:23,813
I think it's
because they respect me.

411
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:27,217
A boss that will not fire you

412
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,851
even though you
just tell him off

413
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,191
right to his face
over the phone,

414
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,154
that's respect.

415
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:38,095
You did it, man.
Day one.

416
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:40,571
Congrats.

417
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,003
Thanks, man.

418
00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,514
I'm coming back
the wrong way.

419
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,813
It's not because of you.

420
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:02,188
I don't like graphic design.
That's it.

421
00:20:03,294 --> 00:20:06,695
Stop smiling.
I really didn't like it.

422
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:11,233
It's just designing
logos and stuff,
and I miss Scranton,

423
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:14,403
but it is not
because I missed you.

424
00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,235
I just really
wanted to come home.

425
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:19,371
And I know you said
to come home the right way,

426
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:22,844
but you can't tell me
what to do. Got it?

427
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:24,505
I missed you.

428
00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:26,311
I missed you, too.

429
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,854
You're back.

430
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:32,946
Yeah.

431
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,116
Good.

432
00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:37,490
I need you to make
five copies of these.

433
00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:39,358
I'm not going inside.

434
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,092
All right. First thing
in the morning, then.

435
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,536
Welcome back.

436
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,639
We're back
together again, baby.

437
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,732
We're back.

438
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,834
They tried
to keep us apart,
but they couldn't.

439
00:20:53,911 --> 00:20:55,606
It was like destiny.

440
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,806
I realized that,
for whatever reason,

441
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,316
I just couldn't do
better than Kelly.

442
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:01,646
Aw!

443
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,743
Yeah.

444
00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:13,365
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