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Here are our
final actual costs
for this year.

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Okay.

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As you can see,
we did pretty well, so...

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Yes. Yes, I can see

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that we did indeed.

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Why don't you
explain this to me like
I am an eight-year-old?

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All right, well,
this is the overall budget
for this fiscal year

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along the X axis.

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Yes. There's the X axix.
Right there.

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You can see clearly
on this page that
we have a surplus

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of $4,300.

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Okay.

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But we have to spend that
by the end of the day

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or it will be deducted
from next year's budget.

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Why don't you explain
this to me like I'm five?

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Your mommy and daddy
gave you $10

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to open up a lemonade stand.

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So you go out
and you buy cups

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and you buy lemons
and you buy sugar.

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And now you find out
that it only cost you $9.

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So you have
an extra dollar.
Yeah.

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So you can give that dollar
back to Mommy and Daddy.

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But guess what?
Next summer...

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I'll be six.

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And you ask them for money,
they're going to give you $9,

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'cause that's what
they think it costs
to run the stand.

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So what you want to do
is spend that dollar
on something now

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so that your parents
think that it costs $10

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to run the lemonade stand.

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So the dollar's a surplus?
This is a surplus?

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We have to spend that $4,300
by the end of the day

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or it'll be deducted
from next year's budget.

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We should spend this money
on a new copier,
which we desperately need.

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Okay. Break it down
in terms of...

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Okay, I think
I'm getting you.

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Guess what, everybody.

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Christmas has
come early this year.

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Oscar, very smartly,
has discovered

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an extra $4,300
in the budget.

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Thank you, Oscar.

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And I have decided
with that money

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I am going to buy a new...
Drum roll, please.

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Can anybody guess?
New chairs?

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No! A new copier!

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All right.

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Unless everybody can agree
on something better?

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No, no, please.
Please do not do this.

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Yes. Michael, new chairs.

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These chairs are terrible.
We were supposed
to get new ones last year.

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So, we all agree to
get new chairs, then. Good?

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Good. Yeah,
he said good. I'm good.

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No, listen,
we are a paper company.

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How can we take
pride in our jobs

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if we have to
put our fine paper
in this wretched machine?

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Oscar, no.

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This is not the time
for one of your
principled stands.

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Pam, you make more
copies than anyone.

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Exactly. That should tell you
how terrible the chairs are.

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Okay. Okay.
Good suggestions.

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All good suggestions.
Let's just decide
and agree upon one.

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I'm with Pam. Chairs.

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All right. So teams forming.

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We should really have the
office's air quality tested.

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I mean, we have radon
coming from below.

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We have asbestos
in the ceilings.

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These are silent killers.

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You are the silent killer.

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Go back to the annex.

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You'll see.

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Michael. I've
talked to Meredith...
Yes.

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Stanley and Jim
about the chairs.

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I know they're
with me on this.

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Actually I'm going
to go with copier.

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What? Jim.

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Ever since Pam and
I started dating,

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I just feel a little weird
asking her to make copies
for me.

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So I make my own copies.

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And that copier sucks.
Let me tell you.

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But you know what?

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Pam and I don't have
to agree on everything.

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Jim, good for you
standing up to Pam
like that.

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The balls on you, man.

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So Michael,
what do you think?

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Why me?

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You have to
make the decision.

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Wow! Okay. Well,
I swallowed all your ideas.

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I'm going to digest them
and see what comes
out the other end.

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Dwight, I'm
a little concerned
about some of these

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directions to Schrute Farms.

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Do tell.

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I mean, like, "156 paces
from the light red mailbox,
make a left.

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"Walk until you
hear the bee hive."

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How could it be
more clear?

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They may not...

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I think Andy makes
an excellent point.

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Okay.

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But my biggest concern is

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that there's
only one bathroom.

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We'll dig a trench.

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As long as it's
downill from the well,
we should be fine.

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Nana Mimi cannot
squat over some trench.

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We're going to
put out stumps.
Come on.

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Let's three-way
this little issue

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and come to a solution

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by the time we
get to Schrute Farms.
How's that for a plan?

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We're getting married at
Schrute Farms, no matter what.

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I have looked at 12 venues,
I have lost eight deposits

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and I've seen Angela naked
zero times.

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I am not losing
another deposit.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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So, I've been
thinking about this whole

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chairlcopier thing and...
Mmm-hmm.

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I really think you
should reconsider.

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Pam, I really
hate that copier.

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Yeah, I know.

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Yeah.

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But I really think
you should reconsider.

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Beesly, are you
threatening me?

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Jim!

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Jim, Jim, Jim,
I'm not threatening you.

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I love you.

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But you should know you're
on very dangerous ground.

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All right.

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Okay.

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This is where you'll
have your receiving line.

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Of course, we'll clear
out all the livestock
and hay and such.

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What's that smell?

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You're going to need
to be more specific.

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Manure. Get rid of it.

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Manure covers up the smell
of the slaughterhouse.

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Do you have to slaughter
on our wedding day?

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You want to eat, don't you?

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Honey, say something!

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Dwight, if we pay extra,

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can you slaughter the entrees
the day before?

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I'll consider it.

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See? That's how you do it.

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We're making progress here.

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Darn!

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There's a hose out back.
Okay.

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Remember you were
going to get a new chair
and you were going to

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give your old chair to me?
Remember that?
Yes.

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Well, that never happened.
Michael?

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I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.

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I'm just going
to grab some lunch.

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Want to come with?

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Really? Absolutely.

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Yeah, that would be amazing.

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Thank you.
Are you guys
going to lunch?

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Yes.
Mind if I join?

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Oh, God!

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All right. Let's go.

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Yeah. Best lunch ever.

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Let's do it.
All right.

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Cool.
Where are we going?

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I have no idea.

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So I guess
that's how they're
going to play this.

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It is on.

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It is so on.

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Look, I really need
this new chair.

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I mean seriously.

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How is it possible
that in five years,

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I've had two
engagement rings

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and only one chair?

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Stop...

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Michael.

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Michael,
that is hilarious.

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There was so much
egg on my face!

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The best.

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Great food. Great friends.
Thank you, Michael.

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Thank you, guys.

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I got you some tiramisu,
so no hard feelings.

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Yeah.
That's cool.

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Good stuff.

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You look really pretty.

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Thank you.

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Yeah?
Michael?

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Yeah.

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Hey, you got a second?

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I do.
Good.

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That must have been so fun.

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It was fun.

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We had a good time.

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Have I told you,
you look really nice today?

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Thank you.
Yeah. Is that a new tie?

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No. No. No, I got it
at T.J. Maxx, $4.

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That is amazing.

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You think that's good,
check out these pants.

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$9.
What?

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$9. Boys' department.
No.

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Look at the ass.
Check out the ass.

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Look at that.
No way.

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Yeah!

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So I guess Oscar and Jim were

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talking your ear off
about the new copier, huh?

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Yes, they were.
Yeah.

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They were.

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Here's what I was thinking.

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Everyone sits on
a chair every day.

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But not everyone...

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Sits on a copier.

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Or even uses
the copier every day.

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Yeah.
Yeah, right?

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Very valid.

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That's it.
Okay.

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All right, see you later.
See you.

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Hot-tie guy.

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Well.

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Have you made a decision
on the butter sculpture?

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No. I haven't thought of it.

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Okay, cow, goat or sheep.
It's not that hard.

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I would like a cat.

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Cats don't make butter.

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I would like a cow-butter
sculpture of a cat.

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It doesn't make any sense.
I am telling you!
Yes, it does!

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I want a butter
sculpture of a cat!

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Cow, goat or sheep.

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What is this?

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Right. We're all on
the same team. Is it...

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Why is that in the kitchen?

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Close the DF cover.

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I did, though.

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You might want to
consider changing teams
because we would...

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We would love to have you.

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No, copier's great.

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Is it?

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Yeah. I have my copies.

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There they are.

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And I have my original.
You got it.

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So suck it.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Michael, I got you
a hot chocolate.

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I hope that's okay.

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Thank you, my dear.

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00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,755
Wait, Michael, let me
open the door for you.

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Well, chivalry is
not dead after all.

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There he is.
There he is.

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Hello, hello. Hello.

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Good to see you.
Good to see you.

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Yeah.
There's that ass.

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00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,472
Hey! Hey! Yeah!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't take it away.

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I almost choked.

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Here's another place.

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It's beautiful.

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So, why don't we try this out
to see what would happen?

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Give it a little test drive.
What do you say?

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You pretend to be
Angela's father,

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you will play Angela
and I will pretend to be you.

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That way you can see
what it looks like
when you're up here.

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00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:08,385
Hello.
I'm Angela Martin and...

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I'm Andy.

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I work with Dwight.

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He doesn't understand
a word you're saying.

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What?

257
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:16,492
Although born
just minutes from here,
he speaks only German.

258
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,762
Closed society.

259
00:11:17,836 --> 00:11:20,964
So, now, after the readings
by all of your sisters,

260
00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:23,405
we will arrive
at the vows.
So, Conrad...

261
00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:31,578
This is a little
taste of the ceremony,
if you will.

262
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,480
He's explaining
why we're here,

263
00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,746
what we're doing here,
making introductions...

264
00:11:37,355 --> 00:11:40,017
Then he's going
to have Andy repeat
a bunch of stuff.

265
00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:42,616
He's going to ask Andy
to produce a ring.

266
00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:45,458
I have now just a...

267
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,294
Just some twine
for our purposes.

268
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:51,197
And you will put
the ring on her finger.

269
00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:57,307
Then he's going to ask Andy
if he would like to marry
Angela,

270
00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,775
and you will reply, "I do."

271
00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:03,573
And he's going to
ask Angela if she would
like to marry Andy,

272
00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:05,946
to which you will reply...

273
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,041
I do.

274
00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:08,608
And there we go.

275
00:12:09,387 --> 00:12:11,821
That's just about it.
Man and wife.

276
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,194
Got a call about
a problem up here.

277
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:21,562
Did somebody call Hank?

278
00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:23,863
Hank, thank God you're here.

279
00:12:23,935 --> 00:12:25,766
The office is
at a crossroads.

280
00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,964
So, there's no
security problem?

281
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,667
You know,
I hustled up the stairs.

282
00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:33,336
Yes, I need
your sage advice.

283
00:12:33,411 --> 00:12:38,576
And everyone,
whatever Hank decides,
that is the decision.

284
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,345
That will resolve this issue.

285
00:12:45,023 --> 00:12:46,115
Yeah, take as
many as you want.

286
00:12:46,191 --> 00:12:47,249
Thank you. Thank you.

287
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,883
You know,
it's nice and warm up here.

288
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,154
Yes.

289
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:51,450
Well, what are we
talking about?

290
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:54,396
Okay, well,
we have a surplus.

291
00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,592
Imagine that your
parents give you money
for a lemonade stand...

292
00:12:57,669 --> 00:12:59,432
I know what a surplus is.

293
00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:00,903
Okay. Good. Good.

294
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:02,667
Well, here's the thing.

295
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,766
Some people want
to use the surplus
to buy a new copier,

296
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:08,745
other people
are complaining
about the chairs.

297
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:09,802
Is that the copier?

298
00:13:09,881 --> 00:13:11,143
It is. Yes.

299
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:28,723
Hmm...

300
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,927
What?
No, I was just thinking.
Let me see a chair.

301
00:13:31,002 --> 00:13:33,596
Okay. Here we go.
You can try mine.

302
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,107
Hmm. Not much lumbar support.

303
00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:46,082
Now, everyone bear
in mind once again that
whatever Hank says goes.

304
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,311
He is an impartial
third party.

305
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:50,854
On the one hand,
this copier is very old.

306
00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:52,549
You should see
some of the new
copiers they have.

307
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,148
You would not
believe what they do.

308
00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,214
So the copier?

309
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,726
Well, let me finish.
All right. Yes.

310
00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:00,457
Now the chairs.
The chairs are very weak.

311
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:04,558
Very weak chairs.
I could not sit all
day in this chair.

312
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,203
Well, what should I do?

313
00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:12,067
Let me see the copier again.

314
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,771
All right, get out.
Get out. It's...

315
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:16,578
Dwight...

316
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:19,778
I thought I knew
what I wanted.

317
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:22,945
And then being here with you

318
00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,455
and the German
Mennonite minister,

319
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,423
it just all felt right.

320
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,387
I made a mistake
picking Andy.

321
00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:35,625
I know you did.

322
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,636
And that's why
I have taken care
of everything.

323
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,932
What do you mean?

324
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,438
Well, monkey,

325
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,135
he's a real minister
and you said "I do"

326
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:48,440
and I said "I do"
and Andy wasn't
signing a receipt.

327
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:52,677
He was signing our
marriage certificate
as a witness.

328
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,479
Dwight, that doesn't count!

329
00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:55,576
Yes, of course it does.

330
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:56,677
No! It doesn't.

331
00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:59,086
It does in
the state of Pennsylvania.

332
00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,146
Mrs. Schrute.

333
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:01,782
I didn't...
We are not married!

334
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,759
What?
Take this thing.

335
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,922
It's not my fault
you don't understand German!

336
00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:09,296
I've been telling you
to take it for years!

337
00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:13,430
Are we leaving or what?

338
00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:18,497
Michael.

339
00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:19,600
Hey, David.

340
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:23,576
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm eating tiramisu.

341
00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:27,250
Some of the chocolate powder
just went down my throat.

342
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,307
I'm stopping now.

343
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,580
Is this why
you're calling me?

344
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,747
No, no, no, no, no. No.

345
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,382
I'm calling...

346
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:38,161
Sorry.
Okay.

347
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,495
I'm calling because

348
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:46,134
we have a stupid budget
surplus and people...

349
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:47,762
Everybody wants
something different.

350
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,807
You want me to weigh in
on a minor budget issue?

351
00:15:49,874 --> 00:15:53,139
No, no, no. I want you
to make the decision
so I'm not the bad guy.

352
00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:55,543
Well, if I were you I would
just return the surplus

353
00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,046
and take the bonus.

354
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:58,605
The what now?

355
00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:02,244
Branch managers
who come in under budget
get 15% of the savings.

356
00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:05,555
Like a tip?

357
00:16:05,623 --> 00:16:07,716
$645?

358
00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:11,557
I hate disappointing
just one person.

359
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:14,689
And I really hate
disappointing everyone.

360
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,236
But I love
Burlington Coat Factory.

361
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:24,638
You go in there with $645,
you are literally a king.

362
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,605
Yeah, we have that
going on Tuesday.

363
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,704
Okay?

364
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,343
Sure. No, I can...
I'll double-check
that for you.

365
00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:37,411
All right,
attention, everyone.

366
00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,978
Let me call you
right back. Okay.

367
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:41,252
I have made my decision.

368
00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:45,284
We do not need a new copier,
we do not need new chairs.

369
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:48,724
This copier is

370
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,902
Working perfectly.

371
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,533
That's the original.

372
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,572
Pam, would you
stand up for a sec?

373
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,476
Hmmm.

374
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,921
See how relaxed I am?
I like this chair.

375
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:14,786
Offers good support.

376
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,022
It is erchonomically correct.

377
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,529
It's a good chair.

378
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:24,625
I think we're spoiled
because we don't appreciate
the things that we have.

379
00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:28,194
You think
kids in Africa
have chairs? No.

380
00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:30,506
They sit in big
piles of garbage.

381
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:31,633
Do you think
they have copiers?

382
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,507
They don't have copiers.
They don't even...

383
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,411
They don't even have paper.
And we are spoiled because
we throw out

384
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:43,011
perfectly good tiramisu
because it has
a little tiny hair on it.

385
00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:47,547
My point is this,
I have seen the light
in terms of what we need,

386
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,286
and it is nothing.

387
00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:52,152
Do you know?
Do I know what?

388
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:53,288
I think you know.

389
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,353
No.

390
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:55,956
Know what?
Yeah, know what?

391
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,763
Does anyone
happen to know what
15% of 4,300 is?

392
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,303
$645.

393
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,838
Michael's a genius.
Right.

394
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,066
Why did you say "dollars"?

395
00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:05,006
Because that is
how my mind works.

396
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:06,600
What's 15% of 200?

397
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:11,548
Thank you.
Everyone, Michael is
returning the surplus

398
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,140
so he can keep
15% as a bonus.

399
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,241
Wait, what?

400
00:18:14,318 --> 00:18:16,013
You can do that?
Hey, Michael.

401
00:18:16,087 --> 00:18:20,649
What's 394 times 5912?

402
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,386
Let's see.
You're going to give yourself

403
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,428
a bonus of $645

404
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,690
instead of getting
the entire office
something it really needs?

405
00:18:26,764 --> 00:18:28,425
I don't need $645.

406
00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:31,161
I already have $645,
more or less.

407
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,896
You're going to
get us a copier then?
This is stupid.

408
00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,097
Or chairs.
This is so, so stupid.

409
00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:38,336
And, God, that's my phone.

410
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,934
I didn't hear
a phone ring.

411
00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:41,638
To be continued!

412
00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:47,774
No, I don't...
This doesn't change anything.

413
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:50,685
I have a very important
decision to make.

414
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,916
We need a new copier,
we need new chairs,

415
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:56,187
and I need to
figure out a way
to keep this money

416
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,660
without having
everybody hate me.

417
00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:02,425
Hey, Tuna, check it out.
Tuna sandwich.

418
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,257
Just like you.

419
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:08,964
What?

420
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:22,148
Now, I have
to take care
of a legal issue.

421
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,088
Was that hot or what?

422
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:30,487
So what's it going to be?

423
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:31,619
Michael, you have
to make a decision.

424
00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:32,720
The day is almost done.

425
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,492
Let me just say you've been
promising me this chair

426
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,691
since the day
you hired me.

427
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:37,825
You are a smart guy.
I know you'll do
the right thing.

428
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:42,303
You think it's easy?
It's your job.

429
00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:45,831
Okay, you know what, why
don't you guys deal with it?

430
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,936
I am going to get up
and I'm going to be
out in the common area

431
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:54,645
but you need to decide,
otherwise I'm taking
the bonus. All right?

432
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,589
It is a classic
management tactic.
You have two sides,

433
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:02,387
a deadline, you know
that neither of them
are going to concede,

434
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,485
what you do is you
put them in a room
and you just...

435
00:20:04,562 --> 00:20:05,586
Hey.
Hey!

436
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,687
Hey, we're going
with the chairs.

437
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:07,753
What?

438
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,767
I just figured I'd
rather have new chairs
than nothing at all.

439
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,393
Thanks, Michael.

440
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,597
Good work.
I'm proud of you.

441
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,264
Mother...

442
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,775
What have we learned this week?

443
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,109
Well, one, thanks to me,

444
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:27,173
my team is much, much faster
at coming to decisions

445
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,276
than I thought they would be.

446
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:33,119
Number two,
never buy a fur coat
with a credit card until you

447
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,751
absolutely have
the money to pay for it.

448
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,921
And three, you should know

449
00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:41,294
that some people
think it's cool

450
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,026
to throw buckets
of fake blood on you

451
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,728
as you are walking out
of Burlington Coat Factory.

452
00:20:49,807 --> 00:20:51,172
Truce?

453
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:53,776
Yeah, I guess, since I won.

454
00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:56,074
You did win. You did win.

455
00:20:57,181 --> 00:20:58,944
Anyway, I'm going
to need three copies
of each of these,

456
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:00,916
stapled and collated.

457
00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:05,350
I'm totally kidding.

458
00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:08,324
I'm going to need four.

459
00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:19,365
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