1 00:00:09,601 --> 00:00:11,330 What is this? 2 00:00:11,403 --> 00:00:12,961 Happy holidays, Dwight. 3 00:00:13,038 --> 00:00:15,165 But do not open it till Christmas. 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,834 You're so pathetic. How long did this take you, three hours? 5 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:21,141 Five minutes, actually. I'm a black belt in gift wrapping. 6 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:22,305 Yeah, no such thing. 7 00:00:22,381 --> 00:00:25,248 They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,110 Well, I hope it was worth it, 9 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:29,916 because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes. 10 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,888 I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that. 11 00:00:31,957 --> 00:00:35,154 Really. If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, 12 00:00:35,227 --> 00:00:37,525 I ought to be able to cut my... 13 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:45,134 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 14 00:01:15,334 --> 00:01:17,928 I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have. 15 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:20,494 I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat. 16 00:01:22,174 --> 00:01:23,607 This is the first Christmas party 17 00:01:23,675 --> 00:01:25,973 I'm throwing as head of the Party Planning Committee. 18 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,877 The theme is Nights in Morocco. 19 00:01:28,947 --> 00:01:31,973 This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. 20 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,915 Unless of course she's from Morocco, 21 00:01:33,986 --> 00:01:35,783 in which case it's very accurate. 22 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:39,381 Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get into the party? 23 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,891 Yes. Awesome. 24 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:45,055 I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever. 25 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:51,091 Angela, you're going to move this for the party, right? 26 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,797 It's not on theme. 27 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:54,771 It's the Nativity scene. 28 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,307 All right. 29 00:01:57,376 --> 00:02:00,777 You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant... Hey. 30 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,245 And the North African king can stay. 31 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:05,442 Everything else goes in the drawer. 32 00:02:06,318 --> 00:02:09,583 I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. 33 00:02:09,655 --> 00:02:11,452 There is one person who will, though, 34 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:13,548 and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer. 35 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,058 I need you to get rid of the tree. 36 00:02:15,127 --> 00:02:17,027 But... But... Thank you. 37 00:02:18,564 --> 00:02:20,532 Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. 38 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,897 Angela just does what I ask her to do 39 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:27,166 so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. 40 00:02:27,239 --> 00:02:29,002 I think for it to be blackmail, 41 00:02:29,074 --> 00:02:31,099 it would have to be a formal letter. 42 00:02:37,749 --> 00:02:40,741 Ah, you brought in your doll collection. 43 00:02:40,819 --> 00:02:42,684 These are not dolls, Jim. 44 00:02:42,754 --> 00:02:45,917 These are commodities, same as gold or oil. 45 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,618 Every year, I do research to determine 46 00:02:47,693 --> 00:02:50,685 which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. 47 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:54,323 This year, it's a doll. Half-girl, half-unicorn. 48 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,258 Catchphrase, "My horn can pierce the sky!" 49 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,601 Pathetic. 50 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,505 I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks. 51 00:03:04,576 --> 00:03:06,942 And as lazy parents become more desperate, 52 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:09,344 I will sell them at an enormous profit. 53 00:03:10,382 --> 00:03:12,475 Isn't that right, princess? 54 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:14,908 That's the Christmas spirit. 55 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,579 I am simply punishing those parents 56 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,283 that would wait till the last minute to give their child a gift, 57 00:03:19,358 --> 00:03:21,223 and such a genetically improbable one. 58 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:22,954 Look at that. How does that happen? 59 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,825 The king has sex with a unicorn? 60 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:26,693 Man with a horn has sex with a royal horse? 61 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,232 Yes. Hey, is that Princess Unicorn? 62 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,665 I thought they were all sold out. 63 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:31,293 They are now. Cool. 64 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,237 My horn can pierce the sky! 65 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:45,813 This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, 66 00:03:45,884 --> 00:03:49,650 vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda. 67 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:51,951 Call it a "one of everything." 68 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,058 Oh, my God! 69 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,933 Hit me again! All right. 70 00:04:03,001 --> 00:04:04,059 One more time around the block. 71 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:07,833 I will grant you one wish. 72 00:04:08,674 --> 00:04:11,700 I wish you would stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way. 73 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:14,940 Stupid. Everybody knows to ask for 100 more wishes. 74 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,139 Dumb. 75 00:04:23,422 --> 00:04:25,890 Hey, hey, Ang, check it out. 76 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:32,726 There's a place in France Where the naked ladies dance 77 00:04:33,932 --> 00:04:35,991 Really, Andy? It's Christmas, 78 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,366 and you're singing about nudity and France. 79 00:04:39,471 --> 00:04:46,206 There's a hole in the wall Where the men can see it all 80 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,548 Jim, check that out. What is it? 81 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:53,049 That is vodka, and I mixed it with orange juice. 82 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,211 I call it an "orange vodjuiceka." 83 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,288 Wow, that is delicious. Yeah. 84 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:02,122 I can't believe no one's thought of that. I know! 85 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:19,007 Belly dancing. 86 00:05:19,177 --> 00:05:21,771 $120, $180, $200. 87 00:05:21,847 --> 00:05:23,109 All right. 88 00:05:23,181 --> 00:05:25,615 Oh, thank you so much. My daughter is going to love this. 89 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:27,618 Oh. So glad I could help. Thanks. 90 00:05:27,686 --> 00:05:29,051 Merry Christmas. You, too. 91 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,885 Fa la la la, la la, ka-ching 92 00:05:34,659 --> 00:05:38,720 Oh. So this is what every day would be like if you hadrt left India? 93 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:44,433 She's burning. 94 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:45,595 Oh, my God! 95 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:48,468 We got a live one! On fire! 96 00:05:57,783 --> 00:06:00,308 I'm all right. I'm all right. 97 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,124 Sorry. 98 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:16,934 We're back on the 5th. Should we just do it then? 99 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:20,438 Cannot do it then, monthly dental appointment. 100 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,699 Soft teeth. 101 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,570 What about February 2nd? 102 00:06:23,775 --> 00:06:26,039 Would you want to do it on Groundhog Day? 103 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:29,444 No. No. I celebrate privately. That's right. 104 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,539 Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly. 105 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:33,584 Now? It's our Christmas party. We'll do it quickly. 106 00:06:33,652 --> 00:06:34,744 Well, what if we can't do it quickly? 107 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,048 "What if we can't do it quickly? 108 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:37,850 "What if we can't do it?" 109 00:06:38,757 --> 00:06:40,657 Do you know how to do an intervention? 110 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:42,158 Hey, shut up. 111 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,751 Here we go. Everybody, gather up. 112 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:46,229 An intervention, it's sort of hard to describe, 113 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:50,257 but, really, it's a coming together. 114 00:06:50,335 --> 00:06:55,602 It's a surprise party for people who have addictions. 115 00:06:57,075 --> 00:06:59,839 And you get in their face and you scream at them, 116 00:06:59,911 --> 00:07:03,403 and you make them feel really badly about themselves. 117 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,676 And then they stop. 118 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:06,811 It looks like we're going to be here for a while, 119 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,285 so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone? 120 00:07:09,354 --> 00:07:11,948 Little triangles of pita, toasted on both side, 121 00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:13,456 fanned so you can easily grab them. 122 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:15,652 I know... And napkins, fanned. 123 00:07:17,529 --> 00:07:20,157 Okay. How do you feel? 124 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,927 Little better. I threw up. 125 00:07:22,534 --> 00:07:25,196 TMI. Fire girl. 126 00:07:27,873 --> 00:07:29,431 Too soon. Yeah. 127 00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:31,908 Okay, you know what I thought we should do 128 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:34,468 is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party. 129 00:07:34,546 --> 00:07:37,379 Michael, we're only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance. 130 00:07:37,449 --> 00:07:38,916 We cannot ask her to stop drinking. 131 00:07:38,984 --> 00:07:40,747 I am not asking her to stop drinking. 132 00:07:40,819 --> 00:07:44,915 I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic. 133 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,150 I'm not an alcoholic. 134 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,055 Yeah, obviously you are. 135 00:07:49,494 --> 00:07:51,689 Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic, 136 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,060 please raise your hands. 137 00:07:53,131 --> 00:07:54,928 Aye. The ayes have it. 138 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,729 I don't care what everyone thinks. 139 00:07:57,802 --> 00:08:00,862 I know I am not an alcoholic. 140 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,237 All right, well, 141 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,004 let's look at this a little bit closer, then, shall we? 142 00:08:06,678 --> 00:08:10,842 When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. 143 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:15,118 My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co, 144 00:08:15,186 --> 00:08:19,885 sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, 145 00:08:20,592 --> 00:08:22,924 some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, 146 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,485 do some body shots off myself, 147 00:08:25,564 --> 00:08:27,998 pass out, wake up the next morning, 148 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:32,332 boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class. 149 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:35,336 Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, 150 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:38,467 but I aced all my courses. They called me "Ace." 151 00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:42,274 It was totally awesome. I got straight Bs. They called me "Buzz." 152 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:46,606 Meredith, "have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood 153 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:48,778 "or deliberately change your state of mind?" 154 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:49,911 Sure. 155 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:52,045 "Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate 156 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:54,489 "a special occasion or mark a holiday?" 157 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:55,890 Obviously. 158 00:08:56,895 --> 00:08:59,125 "Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, 159 00:08:59,197 --> 00:09:01,825 "questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?" 160 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:05,096 Where did you get this? I got it on a website. That's not important. 161 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,569 Michael, we should contact some experts. 162 00:09:06,638 --> 00:09:08,037 You don't know what you're doing. 163 00:09:08,106 --> 00:09:11,542 Okay, you know what, Toby? One of my employees is undergoing a crisis, 164 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,373 and I wish, for just once, 165 00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,310 you would take my side on this. 166 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,041 I'm doing your job, man. 167 00:09:17,716 --> 00:09:19,274 Hey, are you texting? 168 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,216 Yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag. 169 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:23,880 Alcohol is a drag, yes. Here's what I'd like to do. 170 00:09:23,955 --> 00:09:28,016 I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith 171 00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:30,721 how her alcoholism has affected us. 172 00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:34,031 I'll begin. This Christmas party 173 00:09:34,099 --> 00:09:37,865 is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to. 174 00:09:37,936 --> 00:09:41,463 But then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. 175 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,973 That's how your drinking affected me. 176 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:48,240 Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you? 177 00:09:50,081 --> 00:09:51,776 Come on, people. If we don't say anything, 178 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,511 she's not going to get any better. 179 00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:55,143 Yes, Kevin. 180 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,814 Well, Meredith, there was that one time 181 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,686 that you bought movie tickets 182 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:02,090 and then you got too drunk to go, 183 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:06,261 so you gave them to me, and that was really cool. 184 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:09,629 That's... You didn't... You weren't hurt by that. 185 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,896 Yeah, you said "affected" by it. 186 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,164 Thanks again, Meredith. You're welcome. 187 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,365 No, that's not what we're going for. 188 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,137 Who has a problem with Meredith's drinking? It has to bother you. 189 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,304 It bothers me, right? How does it bother you? 190 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,245 Dwight, don't you have anything? 191 00:10:24,315 --> 00:10:26,249 No. I like Meredith. 192 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:27,909 Actually, I don't care for Meredith, 193 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:30,045 but I don't believe in this kind of thing. 194 00:10:30,121 --> 00:10:33,352 In the Schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention. 195 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:37,828 Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching. 196 00:10:38,296 --> 00:10:40,230 Who's going to tell us the latest dirty joke? 197 00:10:40,298 --> 00:10:42,698 Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night? 198 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,291 I am fine. 199 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:48,100 Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine? 200 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:51,665 Hey, come here. 201 00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:56,540 If anything ever happened to you, 202 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,675 I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do. 203 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:04,685 I know I drink. I like to party. 204 00:11:04,756 --> 00:11:06,587 I want you to say, "I'm an alcoholic." 205 00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:09,126 I'm not an alcoholic! 206 00:11:09,194 --> 00:11:11,025 You can say it as loudly as you want, 207 00:11:11,096 --> 00:11:13,291 but we're not going to believe you. 208 00:11:13,364 --> 00:11:17,698 I was waiting until later to hand out this year's gifts from corporate. 209 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,462 I don't think they're appropriate anymore. 210 00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:29,608 Please stop making me do these things. 211 00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:31,478 Sorry, it's your job. 212 00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:33,676 But it's the season of mercy. 213 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,983 You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. 214 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,747 Why aren't you wearing the hairnet? 215 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,155 I lost it. 216 00:11:43,695 --> 00:11:44,821 Fine. 217 00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:52,968 Okay. Nice. 218 00:11:56,141 --> 00:12:00,976 I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. 219 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:02,103 To porn. 220 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,547 All right, no, no, no, no. 221 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:09,280 That is... The image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting, 222 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,686 but you know what, Meredith? 223 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:16,554 You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? 224 00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:20,564 What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead? 225 00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:23,229 I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick. 226 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:25,428 There are several ways to kill a zombie, 227 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:29,234 but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick. 228 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:32,700 Everyone in this room loves you. 229 00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:36,144 But mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. 230 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,546 The next time you light yourself on fire, 231 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:41,176 we are not going to help put you out. 232 00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:44,747 Oh, as fire marshal, I would have to. 233 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,313 Dwight. She is a hazard 234 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,985 to the other people of the office. Okay. 235 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,689 I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well-ventilated area. 236 00:12:52,764 --> 00:12:54,493 Yeah, but you're going to need a permit for that. 237 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,431 Right. That'll take a couple weeks. 238 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:57,661 I can get you one in an hour. 239 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,636 Really? Okay, you know, this is over. 240 00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:01,729 I agree. 241 00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:05,242 I think you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us. 242 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:10,304 Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. 243 00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:12,611 It's Christmas, and we are turning our back 244 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:15,209 on somebody who is asking for help. 245 00:13:15,286 --> 00:13:17,481 You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? 246 00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:21,082 I want Meredith to get better. That's my only wish. 247 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:22,683 But you know what? My wishes never come true. 248 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,728 So I'm not going to wish that on her. 249 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:26,889 A watch would be nice. 250 00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,136 They've been in there for 45 minutes. 251 00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:34,296 I know. 252 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,932 If she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now. 253 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:40,306 That's a halwa shebakia cookie. 254 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,346 They serve it during Ramadan. 255 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:46,110 Mmm. Chewy. 256 00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:55,150 Hey. 257 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,788 What's up? Do you take requests? 258 00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:02,298 Sure. Please stop, 259 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:05,063 because we're having a Christmas party. 260 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,577 I'll be down in a minute. 261 00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:29,693 Could you write down the number 262 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:32,457 of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned? 263 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,395 Sure. Wow. 264 00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:42,236 Ow! 265 00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,210 We just missed Poor Richard's. 266 00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:51,373 We did? Yeah. 267 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,349 I thought we were going out for a drink. Oh, shoot. 268 00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:57,548 Oh, well, we'll have to go someplace else, then, I guess. 269 00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:58,680 The Bog. 270 00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:00,121 Yeah. Cooper's. 271 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,590 We could go there. Kelly's. 272 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,092 Sure. Brixx's. 273 00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:04,492 Yes. Yes. Carmers. 274 00:15:04,562 --> 00:15:06,860 Fort, Andy Gavirs. I have a new place. 275 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:09,433 It must have just opened up. 276 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,229 Yeah, recently. 277 00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,463 Yeah. All right. All right. 278 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,336 All right, enough of this Christmas crap. 279 00:15:16,407 --> 00:15:18,534 Let's just get some party music. Yeah! 280 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,303 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) Yeah, there you go. 281 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,572 Yeah! 282 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:22,635 That's good. 283 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,148 Yeah, that's better. Party girl. 284 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,442 Hey, Sasha, it's Daddy. 285 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:30,954 Have you ever heard of this doll Princess Unicorn? 286 00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:34,116 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy... Nope, no, no. 287 00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:37,286 No. I'm just curious if you heard of it. 288 00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:41,496 This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed. 289 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,669 For once, Daddy's going to be a hero. 290 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:50,465 $200. Yep. 291 00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:53,910 Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls. 292 00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:55,639 Oh, that's my last one. 293 00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,237 Oh, no. 294 00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:00,511 No, no. I was going to buy that doll. 295 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,711 Thanks, man. 296 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,651 I was going to get the doll. 297 00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:07,353 Not my problem. But I... 298 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,258 I promised my daughter. Darryl, look, hey... 299 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,061 I need the doll. I need the doll. 300 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:16,293 I'm begging you. I just... 301 00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,734 I need it more than anything in the world. I need this doll. 302 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,004 Darryl, man, I need this doll. 303 00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:25,236 Okay, all right, man. Don't cry. It's cool. 304 00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:29,573 I'll let you get it for $400. 305 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,146 I only have two. 306 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:34,047 You can owe me. 307 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,586 Oh, man. Thanks. Thanks. 308 00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:44,726 Thank you. I know, right? Merry Christmas. 309 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,230 Oh, thanks. She's going to... 310 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,629 Oh. 311 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,731 Something wrong with the doll? 312 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,105 No, it's... 313 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,738 It's even better than the one I wanted. 314 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,879 Sunrise Rehab? No! No! 315 00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:12,752 No! I told you no! Yes. 316 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,848 There is no way! No. It's okay. 317 00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,257 It's all right. No way! There is no way! 318 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,158 Meredith, we're doing this for your own good. 319 00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,060 Okay, come on. No way! 320 00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:22,099 There is no way! Here we go. This is going to be good. 321 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,758 It's going to be... No way! I told you. 322 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,859 We talked about this! 323 00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:26,403 Open the door. There is absolutely no way! 324 00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:27,836 Here we go. No, no way! 325 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,805 No! There is no way! No! 326 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,899 No! I am not going in there! All right. Here we go. 327 00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:33,068 Yes, you are. I am not going in there! 328 00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:34,338 Yes, you are! 329 00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:36,141 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, 330 00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:39,149 wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 331 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,377 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait. Calm down, calm down. 332 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:45,178 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 333 00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:47,814 No! No! 334 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,595 Come on! No! No! 335 00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:53,755 There is no way! Here we go. 336 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:54,923 There is no way! Almost at the door. 337 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:56,432 Here's the door. There is no way! There is no way! 338 00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,594 No! No! Let's start meeting... 339 00:17:58,669 --> 00:17:59,966 No! Hello. 340 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,504 This man is crazy! How are you? 341 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:02,766 This man is crazy! Can I help you? 342 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,308 I have a deposit, alcoholic. No! No! No! 343 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,174 So do I sign? No! 344 00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:11,213 I need you to put the Christmas tree back up. 345 00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:12,408 It's outside. 346 00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:13,541 I didn't ask you where it was. 347 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:16,109 I told you where it needs to be. 348 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,378 Shut up. 349 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:19,684 Excuse me? 350 00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:22,453 I'm not moving the tree. Face it. 351 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:23,994 The only power you have over me 352 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:27,121 is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. 353 00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:28,563 Oh, and you want to know how I know that? 354 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:32,160 Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. 355 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,033 So you move the tree. 356 00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,271 Okay. 357 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,285 Angela's having sex with Dwight. 358 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,459 I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party. 359 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,964 Well, don't look so surprised. 360 00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,097 I knew it. You did not know it. 361 00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,801 I knew some of it. Everyone knew some of it. 362 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,867 It's Christmas. 363 00:19:14,645 --> 00:19:16,738 You knew it. Thank you. 364 00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:18,782 I knew it. She knew it. 365 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:23,712 As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. 366 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,086 They have to do it voluntarily. 367 00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:28,816 They have to hit rock bottom. 368 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,394 So I think I know what I need to do at this point. 369 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:36,195 I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. 370 00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:41,604 Um, I think I can do it. I did it with Jan. 371 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,701 All right, everybody's still here, perfect! 372 00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:49,245 I've got a little surprise I've been working on. 373 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,305 Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know 374 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:57,184 that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu, 375 00:19:57,722 --> 00:20:02,682 I will always be there to bring you some Christmas cheer. 376 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,288 Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la 377 00:20:07,565 --> 00:20:12,593 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la 378 00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:17,604 Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la, la la la 379 00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:22,610 Troll the little old yuletide carol 380 00:20:36,894 --> 00:20:39,192 I think I'd like to go home now. 381 00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:40,389 Sure. 382 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,201 Tough room. 383 00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,495 Come on, I just learned it. 384 00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:51,700 Just so you know, protocol is a little round of applause, but... 385 00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:55,906 "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." 386 00:20:56,365 --> 00:21:06,365 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.