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What's this?

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Looks like a red wire.

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Well...

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It wasn't here before.

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It's a computer, Dwight.
I mean, computers have wires.

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Yours doesn't.

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Doesn't it?

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No.

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It's going in
a different direction
than the other wires.

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Dwight, I'm really busy.
I can't talk about this
anymore.

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Dwight,
get out of here.
Just shut up, Phyllis.

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What are you doing?

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I got 500 feet of
red wire at a flea market
out by Dunmore High School.

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Twenty bucks for
the whole spool.

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Crazy. What a deal.

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Oh! He'll be fine.
I made it up there.

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What you talking
'bout, Wallace?

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Hi, Michael.
How are you?
Hi.

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I'm well. How are you?

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Very good.

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So, listen,
as you know,

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we haven't yet filled
the Regional Supervisor job.

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Oh, have you not?
Correct.

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And I was wondering
if I could get you to do
some of the fieldwork

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that would normally go
to the supervisor.

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Okay. There's an area
from Carbondale
to Marshbrook...

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Yeah.
where we've never
done any business.

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There's a small company
there, Prince Paper.

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I can't get
a report on it

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because it's not
a public company,

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but we've been
talking about going
after their market,

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so I was hoping
you could do some
fact-finding for me.

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Okay.

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I'll fax over some
of the things we're
looking for, okay?

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Fax? Why don't you just
send it over on a dinosaur?

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This is important,
Michael.

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Oh! Well, then
e-mail it, David.

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You've got no taste,
Stanley Hudson.

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Oh, I do.

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What are you guys
talking about?

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Some actress,
whether she's hot.

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Who's the gal
in question?

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Hilary Swank.

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Ah! Hilary Swank.

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Not at all.

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She's got mean eyes.

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Have you seen her
with her bangs?

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She looks like
a monster.

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Guys, she is
a beautiful movie star,

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so maybe we should
just go to work.

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She is an
amazing actress.

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That's not the question.
She's not hot.

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Yeah. Thank you, Phyllis.
Okay, okay, okay.

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Why don't we just
put this to a vote,

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and then we'll be
done with it?

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I'm not voting.
No one cares.

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Who thinks that
Hilary Swank is hot?
Raise your hand.

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Okay, and who thinks that
Hilary Swank is not hot?
Raise your hand.

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Five. Five to five.

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Thank you,
accounting department.

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So, what do we do now?

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What if the owner
of Prince Family Paper
has a beautiful daughter,

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and we have to
seduce her in order
to get their secrets?

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I will seduce her.

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No, I want to seduce her.
I'll seduce her.

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Let me seduce her.
Michael, please.
No, no, no. I got it.

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You'll fall in love
with her.

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Yeah? So what if I did?

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That would take
precedence, and I would
expect your support.

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Okay, so let's go over
the plan again.

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All right. I am
a local business owner.
Mmm-hmm.

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I need to buy paper.
Yep.

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I find out everything
about their prices
and policies.

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Your fictitious name?
Michael Scarn.

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Good. I am
a paper salesman
looking for a new job.

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I find out everything
about their expenses
and salaries.

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Okay.
Then we meet
at the Denny's,

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and we compare notes.
No. No. I never
said Denny's. IHOP.

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No. I said Denny's.
We're going to IHOP.

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You know how
I feel about IHOP:
Don't start.

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Don't...
You know what?
Socialist.

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I don't want to get
into this debate again.
Okay.

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I enjoy IHOP:

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I'll have
a cup of coffee.

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You will have pancakes,
and you'll like it.

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The store next to
them is for lease.

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So what?

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It means they're
not expanding.

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Maybe they're
shrinking.
No.

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They could be shrinking.
No, because the
sign is centered

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perfectly above their store.
No sign of the sign
being moved.

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Ah-ha!

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Yep.

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It's lunch-time,
but no sign of anyone
coming in or out,

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which means they're not
taking new customers
out to lunch,

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which means they're not
acquiring new business,

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so once again,
no growth.

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Yeah.
There are clouds,
clouds in the sky.

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Means it's going to rain.
Bad for business.

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It would if
they were altocumulus
and not cirrostratus.

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Why do... Okay.

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Michael.
Whatever.

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Get your clouds right.
Shut up.

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Okay, so you go in now.
Mmm-hmm.

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I'm gonna go in,
in exactly 10 minutes.

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We have never met each other.
We are complete strangers.

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Right.
Also, we're going
to need a signal

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to bolt out of there,
in case there is danger.
Fine.

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And that signal is
lick your lips.
Try it.

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No, no, no, like this.

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Good.

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Ready to do this?
Yeah.

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All right,
here come the sharks.

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In nature,
there is something
called the food chain.

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It is where the shark
eats the little shark,

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and the little shark eats
the littler shark,

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and so on
and so on and so on,

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until you get down to
the single-cell shark.

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So, now replace sharks
with paper companies,

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and that is all
you need to know
about business.

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Hello?
Hello.

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Hello.
Hi.

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Hi.
How can I help you?

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My name is Michael Scarn.

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I am a local
business owner,

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and I would like
to find out about
your company.

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Please come in.
Thank you.

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What kind of business
are you in?

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We're a law firm.

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I assume your
primary paper needs are
stationery, general office.

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You know,
I'll be honest with
you about something.

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Where I used to live,
our paper supplier had
a lot of big clients,

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and I just didn't
feel like a priority.

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So I guess my question
to you would be,

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how many clients
do you have?

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About 80.

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Really? That many?

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This doesn't seem like
a very big operation.

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Well, it's just me,
my wife and my son.

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Ah! So, when did
you set up shop?

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I opened this place
after I came back
from Vietnam.

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Ooh, Vietnam.
I hear it's lovely.

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Mmm.

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Each side will have
three minutes to prepare
opening arguments.

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Topic. Hilary Swank
is attractive.

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Hot.
Hot.

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The debate is
whether she's hot.

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What difference
does it make?

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Attractive, hot, beautiful.
We're talking about
the same thing here.

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Huge difference.
A painting can be
beautiful,

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but I don't want
to bang a painting.

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Okay. TMI.

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So, even specialty paper,
say 94 brightness,
double-bonded,

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you would put that on
the same truck as your
conventional stock?

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You sure know
a lot about paper
for a lawyer.

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Oh! Well, that is
because I am a genius.

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Oh, really?
Yes.

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Well, about some things,
and other things I'm just...
I'm very stupid.

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Like, watch this.
Is this the cup?

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Is this the cup?
Is this what
I drink out of?

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Laughter is my job.

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Tears are my game.
Law is my profession.

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Well...
Hello.

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I'd like to apply
for a job.

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Hi.

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I'm afraid we're
not hiring right now.

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Why don't you just
get rid of this guy?

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That's my son.

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I'm your son now.
You can visit him
on holidays.

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Dwight Schrute.

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I'm a paper salesman at
a second-tier paper company
called Dunder Mifflin.

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I'm the top salesman there,
and I'm looking for
a new challenge.

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I would say you guys
have, what,

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40 high-volume clients?

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Try 80.

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Eighty,
that's nothing.

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I've got 90 clients
myself.

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Better look out.
Someone might run you
out of business.

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Well, I sure hope not.

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Me, too.

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I think all of us have
a tendency to view celebrities
as sort of mythical figures.

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You know,
we don't really
see them as real,

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so, therefore,
we don't judge them
as real people.

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Are you serious?
Jim, just show us
a picture.

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Kevin, come on.
Yeah, shut up, Kevin.

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No, but he's making
all these fancy...

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It's a gut thing.

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That's fair.
You know what, Kev?
Do me a favor.

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Why don't you
close your eyes?

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Okay.

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Now, imagine that
Hilary Swank comes into
this office for real.

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She walks over to you
and she says,

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"Kevin Malone,
I just read your
online profile,

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"and there's nothing I'd
rather do than make out
with you right now."

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Now, you tell me something,
is she hot?

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Does that end the debate
or is there...
Oh!

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Hey, Kev,
what are you doing?

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00:10:00,321 --> 00:10:04,917
Nope. It's, "Is she hot?"
Not, "Would you do her?"

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00:10:04,993 --> 00:10:06,153
Respect the game.

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00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:08,889
Oh, my God.
Yeah.

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00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:09,952
This close.

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00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,395
So why are you considering
leaving Dunder Mifflin?

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00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,129
My boss.
Oh, yeah? Do tell.

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00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:18,764
His insensitivity could
border on the cruel.

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00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:23,402
This is a man
who does not listen to
the needs of his underlings.

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00:10:23,545 --> 00:10:24,534
Hey!
He's way...

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00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:26,307
Hey, how's the
interview going?

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00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:28,474
It's going very well.
Don't blow it.

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00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,675
Hey, Linda, can I get
a picture of you?

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You want a picture of me?
I would.

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00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:36,314
Could you just
stand right over here?

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That would be great.
Just something to
remember the trip by.

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00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:43,531
Just a little
to your left.

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There you go. Good.

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Perfect.

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Can I have
a copy of that?

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00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:49,897
Um...

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00:10:50,538 --> 00:10:52,870
Grandma, I can't do this.

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00:10:53,575 --> 00:10:56,339
What's going on?
A little homework
over here?

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00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:58,276
Yeah.
Let's see if I can help.

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Right there.

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Oh! Math.
That's not so hard.

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00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,318
Okay. There are
four of these.
All right.

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Ignore the parentheses,
right?

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00:11:06,421 --> 00:11:09,720
Right.
Why is this little 2
so small?

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00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:13,951
It's weird.
You just don't...
Just go by the "X."

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00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:20,900
The "X" means times,
so that means
four times "X," 2.

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00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,900
What is double 4?

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Eight.
Right. Excellent.

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Way to go. Nice.

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00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:31,536
Don't put that.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
even though the penis
was fake,

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00:11:37,285 --> 00:11:40,118
I kept expecting
a second plot twist

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where we found out
that Hilary Swank
actually was a boy.

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Kevin.
Okay.

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I wasn't going to dignify
this discussion by getting
involved,

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and I don't even
get the discussion.

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00:11:51,499 --> 00:11:53,160
Hot is a temperature,
people.

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00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:56,866
But Kevin
deserves to lose
for what he said.

241
00:11:56,938 --> 00:12:00,806
So, yes, she's hot.
She's hot as heck.

242
00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:02,770
She's a female
Boris Becker.

243
00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,135
All right.

244
00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:09,012
Well, thank you very much
for all of your help.

245
00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:10,945
It's going to be
an incredibly
hard decision.

246
00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:13,985
Wait. Let me get
something for you here.

247
00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:18,457
Here's some references.
Our top clients.

248
00:12:19,394 --> 00:12:23,091
You call any of them.
I trust you'll hear
some good things.

249
00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:27,763
Okay. Okay. Okay.

250
00:12:29,304 --> 00:12:30,396
All right, thank you.

251
00:12:30,471 --> 00:12:31,563
You're welcome.

252
00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:36,633
Excuse me, sir.
Mmm-hmm?

253
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,201
I took the bus here
and was wondering

254
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,372
if I could
catch a ride home
with you in your car.

255
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:42,541
Of course.
Thank you very much.

256
00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:43,982
Thanks for your time.
Thank you very much.

257
00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:46,077
Thank you for your time.
I cannot wait to
contact your clients.

258
00:12:46,154 --> 00:12:47,951
I'll look forward
to getting your calls.

259
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:50,013
All right.
Bye now. So long.

260
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:53,553
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

261
00:12:55,063 --> 00:12:58,521
We struck
the mother lode.

262
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,329
Come on!
Wallace is gonna freak.

263
00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:02,062
He is going to
absolutely freak.
All their top clients.

264
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,569
I can't believe it.
Someone's looking out
the window.

265
00:13:03,638 --> 00:13:06,232
Go, go, go.
Go, peel out! Go!

266
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,103
Shoot.
What the...

267
00:13:08,176 --> 00:13:10,440
Okay, I'll just...
I know.
You drove over the...

268
00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,911
I know. I know. Oh!
Go back.

269
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:15,573
God, what was that?
That's not good.

270
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,755
Oh, come on.
Yes!

271
00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:25,816
No, no, no.
She's hot, okay?

272
00:13:25,894 --> 00:13:29,057
Because if you are saying
that Hilary Swank isn't hot,

273
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,757
then you're saying
I'm not hot,

274
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:33,960
because obviously
I'm not as hot
as Hilary Swank!

275
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,294
Oh.
Darn it.

276
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:40,806
Oh, come on.
Oh, man.

277
00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:42,633
My car.
Are you all right?

278
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,007
Not good.
Is everyone okay?

279
00:13:44,078 --> 00:13:45,909
Yeah.
It sounded bad.

280
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,709
No, no, no. We're fine.
We're fine.
Yeah.

281
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,079
You folks have done
enough already.
You don't...

282
00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,811
You've done more than
you could possibly know.

283
00:13:50,885 --> 00:13:52,785
Dwight, just...
Okay.

284
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:54,879
You know,
we're just gonna call
a tow truck, so...

285
00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:58,016
No, a tow truck is gonna
charge you 100 bucks
just to take you a mile.

286
00:13:58,092 --> 00:13:59,855
Let me take a look.
No. No.

287
00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:01,987
You know,
really not necessary.
He drove over the divider,

288
00:14:02,063 --> 00:14:03,121
and then backed over it.
Dwight.

289
00:14:03,197 --> 00:14:04,562
It caught the bumper.
I'll be right back.

290
00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,065
I'm just gonna
grab my toolbox.

291
00:14:06,134 --> 00:14:07,396
Don't...

292
00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:14,600
Ladies, are we prepared to
let the Kevins of the world
decide anything for us?

293
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:18,877
Anything at all?
We don't even give him
full Internet access.

294
00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:22,073
Wait, what?

295
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:25,684
See that? The obvious
symmetry of the face.

296
00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:31,515
This is a natural appeal
of the scientific standard
of koinophilia,

297
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:35,529
features that are
a composite average
of many features.

298
00:14:35,997 --> 00:14:39,558
Yes, she's attractive,
but she's not hot.

299
00:14:41,869 --> 00:14:43,734
How much longer
is this gonna take?
Put that over there.

300
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,238
You know,
let me give you
some money for this.

301
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,466
No. I sit all day.

302
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,975
It's nice working
with my hands.
Well, I...

303
00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:54,942
Oh! Coffee.
That's too much nice.

304
00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:56,040
Maybe
not enough oil.

305
00:14:56,117 --> 00:14:57,880
Thank you.
You're welcome.

306
00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,677
Ah. Disgusting.
What is this? Instant?

307
00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,617
Well, that ought to do it.
Okay.

308
00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,555
It's all better.
Thank you.

309
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,286
Gosh, well, so long.

310
00:15:06,561 --> 00:15:07,858
Bye-bye.
That looks great.

311
00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,760
Drive safe.
Bye.

312
00:15:09,831 --> 00:15:12,629
Look forward to hearing
from you about that
job application.

313
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,497
Bye.
Okay.

314
00:15:15,136 --> 00:15:17,127
Goodbye, Prince family.

315
00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:19,898
Should be called
the "Sucker" family.

316
00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:21,373
"Here you go, shark.

317
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:25,242
"Let me fix your fin
for you and sharpen your
teeth while I'm at it."

318
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,507
Bye-bye, suckers.

319
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:47,958
I'm just saying.
No, it's...

320
00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:50,095
All I'm saying is Kevirs
not necessarily a feminist.

321
00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,366
That's all I'm saying.
What are you...

322
00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:02,145
Dwight, what will
happen to that family

323
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:04,616
if I call Wallace
and give him
this information?

324
00:16:04,685 --> 00:16:08,951
It's simple.
Wallace would use that
information to destroy them.

325
00:16:09,057 --> 00:16:10,319
Okay.

326
00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:11,955
You know,
our sales are fine.
Well.

327
00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:13,857
We're doing fine.
They're doing fine.

328
00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,555
Could be better.
Why don't we just live
and let live?

329
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,393
What?
Live and let live.

330
00:16:17,465 --> 00:16:18,591
I'm not familiar
with that expression.

331
00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,031
It's a James Bond...

332
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:21,193
It doesn't make
any sense.
Okay.

333
00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:22,293
Of course I'm alive.

334
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:25,567
I'm not going
to make this call.
Michael, you have to.

335
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,937
Have you ever seen
a lioness devour
her cub?

336
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,669
Oh, God, not this.
Have you ever seen a baboon

337
00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:30,540
devour its mate?

338
00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:32,101
Have you ever seen
a raccoon devour
a squirrel?

339
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,375
My heart...
My heart says no.

340
00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:36,747
Your heart
is a wonderful
thing, Michael.

341
00:16:36,818 --> 00:16:38,445
But it makes some
terrible decisions.

342
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,543
That's true.

343
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,383
Yes. Gosh.
That's true.

344
00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:44,550
It has gone down
the wrong path
many, many times.

345
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,819
Jan, Ryan.

346
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:47,485
Yeah, save your
heart for love.

347
00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:50,725
And use your brain
for business. Right?

348
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:54,961
If we don't do this
to Prince Paper,
then someone else will.

349
00:16:55,136 --> 00:16:59,072
Or worse yet,
someone else
will do it to us.

350
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:05,946
I am trying to be
more optimistic in life.

351
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,044
I've got, what,

352
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,542
20, 30 more years left,

353
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,645
and my family history says

354
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:16,520
I have less.

355
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:20,086
Now, the old Stanley Hudson
would have found

356
00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:23,460
something to complain about
with this actress,

357
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:26,762
but that's no way
to live life.

358
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:31,035
Look at this healthy, sexy,

359
00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:34,240
pretty, strong,
young woman.

360
00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,309
Come on, people.

361
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:40,006
She is hot.

362
00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:42,415
And it was
a terrible war.

363
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,182
Oh! So many died.

364
00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:47,020
Far too many died,

365
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,755
but if Frodo hadrt
destroyed the ring,

366
00:17:50,825 --> 00:17:53,760
then goodness itself
might have died.

367
00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:57,559
You're right.
Yeah.

368
00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,764
You are right.
I will call Wallace,

369
00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:04,634
and I will give him
the customer list.

370
00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:08,105
And I will give him
all of my info.

371
00:18:08,176 --> 00:18:10,201
You are doing the
right thing, Michael.

372
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:13,439
Good. So...

373
00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:15,906
Where are you going?

374
00:18:15,983 --> 00:18:17,974
Just something
I have to do first.

375
00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:19,451
Where are you taking
the client list?

376
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,455
Someplace safe,
where it can't
hurt anyone.

377
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:23,581
Michael!

378
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,518
Michael! No!

379
00:18:27,728 --> 00:18:29,127
I will get it.

380
00:18:29,197 --> 00:18:30,596
Michael, don't do this!

381
00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:31,893
Don't do it!

382
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,257
Michael!

383
00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:35,658
Michael!

384
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,162
Oh, shoot! My keys.
Come on, stop. Freeze.

385
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,071
Stop! Give me the list!

386
00:18:56,691 --> 00:18:57,988
No, no, no. No!

387
00:18:58,059 --> 00:19:00,357
I can't let you do this.
Those people will be ruined!

388
00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:02,396
It's business!
It's not personal!

389
00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:12,836
No!
Give it!

390
00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:14,634
Dwight, give it!

391
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:17,867
You can't do this
to those people!

392
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,172
It's over, Michael.
It's over.

393
00:19:29,957 --> 00:19:31,083
I'm not a shark.

394
00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:35,017
No!

395
00:19:35,296 --> 00:19:36,991
Okay, time for
the final vote.

396
00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:41,891
All those in favor
of the resolution,
"Hilary Swank is hot."

397
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:45,094
Okay.

398
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,766
And all those opposed.

399
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:53,246
This is ridiculous.
That's the thing
about debating.

400
00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:55,942
People just get
entrenched in the view
they had in the first place.

401
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:58,884
I could tell
when I was talking
you were not listening.

402
00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:00,716
This is great
stuff, Michael.

403
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,354
You are a titan
of industry, pal.

404
00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:05,114
Yeah. Thank you.
Good work.

405
00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:07,023
Look, I'll be in touch.
Thanks, buddy.

406
00:20:07,094 --> 00:20:08,152
Okay. Bye-bye.

407
00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:15,329
Well, guess whose stock
just went up, golden boy?

408
00:20:18,406 --> 00:20:21,136
I guess
this is what they call
a bittersweet moment.

409
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:29,576
It is bitter because
I slightly destroyed
a wonderful little family.

410
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:33,144
But sweet because
David Wallace thought
I did a good job.

411
00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:37,518
That's why I hate
bittersweet chocolate.

412
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:41,093
I don't even...
What's the point of that?

413
00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:44,756
Why not just sweet?
I mean, who are
you helping?

414
00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:51,566
Oh, hey, what is this?

415
00:20:51,639 --> 00:20:52,731
Hilary Swank.

416
00:20:52,807 --> 00:20:54,035
Oh, she's hot.

417
00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,072
Yeah!

418
00:21:00,014 --> 00:21:01,038
Damn it.

419
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:11,395
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.