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I am on a lecture circuit.

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I'm going around
to all the branches,

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and I'm telling them
my secret recipe for success.

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I have now memorized

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all of your names.

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Shirty,

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Mole,

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Lazy eye,

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Mexico, Baldy.

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Then I turn it on and I say,

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"Prepare yourself
for the Utica chain store massacre."

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- How's Jim?
- We're engaged.

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- My God, I'm so happy for you.
- Well... Thank you.

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You remember Holly?

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She used to work for H.R.

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She was the love of my life.

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She just left,
and I never got closure.

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And I feel like I need to go to Nashua
and get closure.

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Let's go.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Two?

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I didn't eat lunch.

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I didn't eat all my lunch.

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Hello, everyone.

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Ice cream.

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Nice, Kevin. Looks good.

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Angela,
you're more chipper than usual.

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I am proud to announce

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that there is a new addition
to the Martin family.

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She's hypoallergenic.

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She doesn't struggle
when you try to dress her.

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She's a third-generation show cat.

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Her father was
in Meet the Parents.

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Needless to say,
she was very, very expensive.

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- How much?
- $7,000.

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For a cat?
I could get you a kid for that.

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Where'd you get the money?

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I sold
Andy's engagement ring on eBay.

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Wait, you didn't give it back?

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He wouldn't have wanted that.

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Her name is Princess Lady!

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Seven grand.

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I gotta see that little bitch.

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I have something better
than a picture. Come on.

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You have your cats on Nanny Cam?

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I usually try to take leave
when I get a new cat,

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but I'm out of vacation days.

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And this company still doesn't recognize
cat maternity.

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When somebody has a kid,
sure, take off a year.

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She's right.
I had my 2nd kid just for the vacation.

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Right. Anyways...

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I just want to make sure
Princess Lady is acclimating well.

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She means more to me than anyone.

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Any cat, you mean.

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And person.

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So detour.

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We're adding Nashua
to the lecture circuit

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so Michael can confront Holly
and get some closure.

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Nashua sounded
very excited on the phone.

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I don't think
they get a lot of visitors.

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Because their office is
only accessible by cross-country skis.

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I've been driving too long.

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- What did you do?
- Stop yelling at me!

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- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!

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What did you learn in there?
I bet you learned things.

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Like how to fashion a shiv?

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What the hell's going on?

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Why don't you tell Jim
where you were from ages 14 to 15?

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I was kickin' it.

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In juvie.

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What?

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Juvie... nile

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detention center.

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- Where they send teenagers for...
- Got it.

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What did you do?

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Dwight, sounds like she was 14,
so maybe we wanna go a little easy.

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If she's old enough to get married,
she's old enough to follow the law.

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What did you do?

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My boyfriend dumped me,

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so I stole his boat.

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He told me it was his boat.
It was actually his father's.

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I thought it'd be really romantic,

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like Thelma and Louise,
but with a boat.

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And it was
the worst year of my life.

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I can't believe that you are making me
talk about this on my birthday!

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I thought you said
yesterday was your birthday.

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You know what?

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I got you a cake.

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You did?
I want to see the cake.

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- I hate it.
- How do you hate it? It's a cake.

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There's no flowers or toys or...

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There's nothing on it.
Where did you find a cake like this?

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It doesn't have my name on it.
Do you know what my name is?

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- My name is Kelly!
- Right.

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I forgot if there was an "e"
between the "l" and the "y."

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I still don't know.

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I don't even know what the theme is.
What's the theme?

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- Birthday.
- Frosting.

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Those aren't themes.

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There's always a theme.

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There's always a theme.

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Nice job on the cake, Bozo.

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Next time, I'll let you get the cake,
and I'll scream at the birthday girl.

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A little bit more closer
to the sign.

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- Do I look OK?
- You look good.

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- Hi, can I help you?
- Yes, you can.

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I am Michael Scott,
regional manager of the Scranton branch.

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We were expecting you.
Have a seat.

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Is Holly Flax anywhere here?

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Actually, she's on an H.R. retreat
for the next three days.

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She's not here?

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If you need to get in touch with her
immediately, you could talk to A.J.

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He's a salesman here.

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He's her boyfriend.
He's just over there.

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She has a boyfriend.

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I'm so sorry.

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How could she do this to me, Pam?

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She's not doing it to hurt you.

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I can't do the presentation.

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Just...

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Thinking about seeing him and...

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thinking about...

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him getting to hold her
and getting to kiss her. It's just...

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Listen,

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when Jim was dating Karen,
I didn't want to come to work.

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It was awful. I hated it.

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I wanted to quit, but...

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Please, come on,
I'm going through something.

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When Holly gets back,

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everyone'll tell her
what a great job you did.

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And then she'll realize
what she's missing.

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And then
she'll move back to Scranton.

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And her boyfriend will die.

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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One step at a time.

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You can do this.

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I can do this.

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I think there could be snacks or...

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Why would we...

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Is that what I think it is?

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Good God!

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That one ugly cat
is humping Princess Lady!

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- Awesome!
- Stop it, Mr. Ash!

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Bad cat! That is very bad.
You stop it right now!

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- I swear, he is fixed.
- I know fixed. That ain't fixed.

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- No way.
- No, listen.

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You can't let what you see
sully your image of them.

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They are good, decent cats.

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I've gotta go.
I'll be back in an hour.

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Stop that!

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The other one's watching.

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So all we need is a theme...

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and cups and ice

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and punch and a cake.

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Busy.

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What's that show
that she's always talking about?

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Is this how you are with Pam?
She must want to shoot herself.

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- I could use a little help.
- I'm a little busy.

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We have a lot to do,

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and you are...

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putting up a very effeminate sign.

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- Is that what you've been doing?
- It's not effeminate. It's festive.

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You've been making that for something
that we can just announce to the office?

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Everybody, the party's now at 3:00.

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I know, I just read it on the sign.

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Good morning, Viet...

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Nashua!

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Sales.

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Sales is
what "bwings" us together today.

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How...

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do we deal...

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with clients who say,

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"Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn about paper,"

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and get them...

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to show us the money?

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We are going to find out today.

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Show of hands.
How many of you are salesmen?

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Let's see the salesmen.

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I know
what the rest of you are thinking.

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Salesmen are the worst.

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They are awful.

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They are so arrogant.

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They think
the whole place revolves around them.

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Handsome.

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Good listeners.
Funny.

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Mr. Wonderful. So...

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You're a salesman.
What's your name?

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A.J.

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What kind of name is A.J.?

191
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What, do you race cars?

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I'm a salesman.
That's why I raised my hand.

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You're funny.

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Very good and funny.
Tell me, A.J.

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Are you dating?
Is there somebody you date?

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Why, are you interested?

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I have a question
about discounts from distributors.

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We will get to you.

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So you're dating somebody.

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Is it serious?

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It's pretty serious.

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Does she ever talk about me?

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- Excuse me?
- What does this have to do with sales?

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It's all connected. Shut up.

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Does she ever mention Michael Scott?

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What are you talking about?

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Does it feel good?

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- Does what feel good?
- Your life.

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Legs are sort of giving out.

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Long drive in the car.
So let's just...

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We'll just continue.

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Michael, get off the floor.

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I can't do this, Pam.

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00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,769
Just read...
Just read the cards.

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- Michael, you have to...
- No, I'm OK.

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I'm all right.

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That was weird.

218
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It's all part of the presentation.

219
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It was confusing, right?

220
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Because confusing situations...

221
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happen to us
all the time in our jobs.

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I'm just trying to bridge the gap
between what just happened,

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and the fact that I'm going to be
doing the rest of the presentation.

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Sales is like a box of chocolates.

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You never know
which vendor you're gonna get.

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Forrest Gump.

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Blazer...

228
00:12:01,857 --> 00:12:02,908
Freckles...

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00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:04,850
Penguin...

230
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K.D. Lang...

231
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Holly's boyfriend.

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These mnemonic devices

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help to make a connection,

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and then also to help you...

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memorize names.

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I have a chainsaw!

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Cutting down the competition.

238
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Where is that bad cat?

239
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You know who you are.
Excuse me, Petals.

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I'm looking for Mr. Ash.
He's a bad cat.

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Bad, bad cat.

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Do you hear me? Bad.
You were bad.

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You look at me when I talk to you.
Do you hear me, Mr. Ash?

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You look at me.
I'm talking to you right now.

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This is getting weird.

246
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Is she cleaning the cat
with her tongue?

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- Has this been on the entire time?
- I have no idea.

248
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I was looking at...

249
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pictures of food on my computer.

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Sorry I'm late.

251
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I want to get that image
out of my head.

252
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The psychological issues
that go behind licking a cat

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are not things I want to go into.

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Also, I'm pretty sure
she coughed up a hairball.

255
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Don't look up.

256
00:15:14,925 --> 00:15:16,126
Want some pie?

257
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I went through Holly's things.

258
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- What?
- I stole a sleeve of her sweater.

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00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:25,059
I also stole
something off of her computer.

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A document called "Dear Michael."

261
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You did what?

262
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I shouldn't have done it.
It just... I couldn't help it.

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00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:35,346
She never sent it to you?

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00:15:36,045 --> 00:15:37,096
She didn't.

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00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,814
I'm gonna read it.

266
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:43,319
Under no circumstances
can you read that letter.

267
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,084
It's a violation of her trust.

268
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:46,820
How?

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00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,629
- Because she didn't sent it to you.
- I know. You're right.

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I could read it.

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00:15:57,871 --> 00:15:58,872
That wouldn't...

272
00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:03,664
- I could read it.
- You don't have to do that.

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Go get your laptop.

274
00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:10,718
What?

275
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:12,840
I'm not in love with her.

276
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,190
You have to write
my suggestions down too.

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I'm not writing "horse hunt."

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- I don't even know what that means.
- It's in the name.

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So far...

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our ideal party consists of...

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beer, fights to the death,

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cupcakes, blood pudding, blood,

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touch football, mating,

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charades, and yes, horse hunting.

285
00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:40,278
Forget horse hunting, it's stupid.

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Is there a birthday
that you remember that you loved?

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Here's one.

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It was dark, warm, wet.

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A sudden burst of light.

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An intense pressure
like I'd never felt before.

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Father, dressed in white,
pulls me forward.

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- Mother bites the cord.
- Stop.

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Forever stop that story.

294
00:16:59,637 --> 00:17:02,573
That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.
So give me another one.

295
00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,150
Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays,
idiot.

296
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,840
It started as a depression-era
practicality, and then

297
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:11,038
moved on to an awesome tradition
that I look forward to every year.

298
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,164
What about you?

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00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:15,860
When I was seven, my dad took me to
the Natural History Museum in New York.

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We looked at fossils all day.

301
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And at the end of the day,
he got me a little plastic triceratops.

302
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,890
It was awesome.

303
00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:25,469
That's cool. You know
what's even cooler than triceratops?

304
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,949
Every other dinosaur
that ever existed!

305
00:17:30,347 --> 00:17:31,923
Didn't see that one coming.

306
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:39,929
It's deleted.

307
00:17:40,815 --> 00:17:41,816
Well?

308
00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:45,199
She still has feelings for you.

309
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,631
She said that?

310
00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:49,584
Is that what it said?
What did it say?

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00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:52,415
I can't tell you specifically,
but...

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00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:54,802
it's not over.

313
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,313
You're sure?

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- Happy birthday.
- Surprise!

315
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:20,955
It's not a surprise.

316
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:25,029
- This doesn't look good.
- What? You have a cake.

317
00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:28,701
You have a delicious cake
with your name spelled correctly?

318
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,100
- Told you.
- You haven't heard our theme.

319
00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:34,877
You don't hear a theme.

320
00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:36,003
You see it.

321
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:37,805
Why is there a chiclet on my cake?

322
00:18:37,973 --> 00:18:41,144
That's the best part.
It represents a pillow or a television.

323
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:43,669
- Our theme, if you will...
- Because the fun part is

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00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:46,384
you decide on an hour of television
or an hour of napping.

325
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,860
That's our theme.

326
00:18:52,937 --> 00:18:53,938
I love it.

327
00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:57,425
OK, good.
So what's it gonna be, Kapoor?

328
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,852
Can she pick a half hour of each?

329
00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:01,704
Then pick TV.

330
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,667
- Take a nap.
- TV.

331
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:06,403
Watching TV at work is really cool.

332
00:19:06,798 --> 00:19:08,984
Take a nap.
Nothing good is on right now.

333
00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:10,537
Bonnie Hunt is on.

334
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:13,083
I have been watching TV all week.
I choose nap.

335
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,927
- All right.
- OK, nap it is.

336
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,654
Everyone out. Get out!

337
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:19,412
We're gonna be eating cake
at our desks.

338
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:20,932
Let's go. Move it!

339
00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:24,694
Let's go. Come on.

340
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:26,061
I got this.

341
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:30,517
This is for you.

342
00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:31,643
And...

343
00:19:32,828 --> 00:19:34,329
Happy birthday, Kel.

344
00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:44,359
You've got one hour.

345
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:48,550
I'm too excited to sleep.

346
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:57,768
Great cake.

347
00:20:13,854 --> 00:20:15,321
Birthday time is over!

348
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,626
Go make up for all the work you missed
when you were taking your nap.

349
00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:24,068
Many happy returns.

350
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,877
I feel great.

351
00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,407
So good to have closure.

352
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,915
We should go apologize
to Roy or something.

353
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:37,431
- We don't need to.
- Who have I wronged?

354
00:20:37,556 --> 00:20:39,507
Who have I wronged?

355
00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:43,493
What about that fat guy
from Stamford that insulted?

356
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,070
- We should find him.
- You mean Tony.

357
00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:48,443
Jabba the Hutt.
Pizza the Hut.

358
00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:51,518
Fat guys like pizza.
Pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni Tony.

359
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,820
Man, was he fat.

360
00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:56,663
So, so...

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00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,381
fat.

362
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,186
You know what, forget it.
I know me.

363
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,885
When I saw him,
I'd never be able to apologize to him.

364
00:21:08,219 --> 00:21:09,220
Too fat.

365
00:21:10,098 --> 00:21:11,799
Big fat fatty.

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00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:22,923
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