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Hi.

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Good morning.
Can I help you?

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Yes. I'm from Tech Star,
about a new phone system for you.

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I was wondering if I could
talk to Michael Scott?

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I'm sorry.
He's not in right now.

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Really?
He's never around when I come by.

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Shoot.

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They have new phone systems now

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that can ring
directly to a salesman,

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or someone presses star
and they go to accounting.

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Basically, 95% of my job.

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But I'd like to see a machine
that puts out candy for everyone.

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Vending machine.

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How about I make an
appointment to come back?

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That way I know he'll be here.

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That is a great idea.

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Great.

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Oh, boy! Let's see.
He's really...

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Michael Scott, manager.
Hi, how are you?

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Hi.
There he is.

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Nice to meet you.

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Great. Look at that.

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I can assure you we don't
need a new system, though.

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We're happy with ours.

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Hello. May I help you?

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Jim-Bo.

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Jim.

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Aye!

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Aye!

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Aye!

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Aye!

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Okay. I'm going
to get going then.

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Aye!

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What was that?
That was funny.

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That was funny.

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Let's go do it to somebody else.

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Aye!

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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Look at that.

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Cupids and hearts. Really shoving
our faces in it this year.

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You doing okay, bud?

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I miss Stacy.

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Yeah. I hear you. It's been four
months since I was with Holly

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and she was way
hotter than Stacy.

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So if you think
you're hurting...

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I can't even imagine.

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This is our first and only
Valentine's Day as fiances.

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You're only engaged once.

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Well, present company excluded, but...

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Really, Jim?
On Cupid's birthday?

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Yeah.

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She's fine.

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So I received my first
Valentine from a secret admirer.

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"Roses are red,
violets are blue."

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"It's time for your dental
cleaning and maybe a checkup too."

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Wow. Look at those.
How nice for you.

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Up there,
front and center, beautiful.

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I think they would
look better right here.

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They're very pretty and
I wouldn't want them to fall.

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Just about everybody in
this office is single right now.

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Including me.

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And everyone is experiencing an
incredible amount of emotional pain.

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Especially me, because of my
great capacity for emotion.

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And it is my first
Valentine's Day since Holly,

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so I think that I am well
qualified to understand

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that these people need to be
protected from having love

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shoved into their faces.

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Pam, really? They're back?

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I can't see them when
they're on the floor.

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They're for her
to look at, Michael.

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Can I have a word with you?
Yes, let's have a word.

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Yes. Jim.

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Today is a very difficult
day for a lot of people in this office.

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I'm sorry.
Yeah.

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And the sexy looks
between you and Pam,

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the general sexiness,
the flowers,

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it's creating a bit of a
hostile work environment.

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I understand.
It's so sexy it becomes hostile.

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I actually thought we were
keeping it pretty low-key.

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Well, if you guys insist

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on having your own
private little love fest...

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We do.

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That none of us
can be a part of...

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You can't be a part
of our relationship, Michael.

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Then we are going to have

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our own private
Valentine's Day party.

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That sounds fun.
So suck it.

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- Yeah.
- Yes.

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Hey, everybody, I just
invited Jim to suck it,

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and I am cordially inviting all
of you to a special convention,

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a lonely hearts convention
this afternoon.

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Singles only.

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Yeah. Deal with it, Pam!

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So, we may not have someone
in our lives that we love,

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but we do have each other.

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Having trouble finding a vein?

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Yeah. A little.

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How about now?

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I trained my major blood vessels
to retract into my body on command.

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Also I can retract my
penis up into itself.

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I am about to give blood.
The gift of everlasting life,

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the transfer of
my bodily fluids...

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Wow, that's a big needle.

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You're going to need to
lie down right over here.

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Okay. Hello.

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Hi. I can't talk right now.
I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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I'm really nervous.

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Yeah. Me too.

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Yeah?

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When I get nervous,
I sort of clam up and...

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Well, that's fine.

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It's better for me
just to be quiet. Yeah.

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Yeah. Can I point
something out to you?

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Sure.

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You're actually talking a lot.
Yeah. Sorry.

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That's the other thing I do
when I get really nervous.

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Okay. Here we go.

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All right, here we go.

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Oh, God.

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Just relax.

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Yeah. I'm good.

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I feel like a human juice box.

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Oh, God.

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Hawaiian blood punch.

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That's gross.

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Type O-cean Spray.

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God, stop. Stop it.

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Yeah.
Wouldn't it be cool?

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Hey. Why don't you guys come
have lunch with Bob and me?

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We'll take all afternoon.

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Michael is terrified of Bob.

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What do you think?

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I have a lot of work
to do this afternoon.

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Those mines aren't going
to sweep themselves.

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We're in.

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What?
I looked at the bag.

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I looked straight at the bag.

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That's not good.

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Could you distract me
for a second?

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Just talk about things that
don't have blood in them.

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Well, okay. Bags.

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That...

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All right.
That was bad.

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That was mean.

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A hat.
A hat.

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A hat with no blood in it.

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That is full of soup.

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You're cute.
What?

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You're done.

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Already?

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We did it.

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Wow, I was
so nervous about this.

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I don't think
I ate for three days.

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Is he okay?

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Oh, my God.
How long was I out?

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What?

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Excuse me, waitress,
where did the lady go?

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She left.

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Okay.

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Wait a second. Wait a second.
That's hers. This is hers.

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She left her glove.

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I need her name if I'm
going to return her glove.

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I'm sorry, sir.
We can't give out that information.

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What are you doing?

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Decorating.

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I'll help.

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Now it's just a stupid baby.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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It is so nice to go out
with another couple.

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Anything to get
out of that office.

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I know.

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I honestly don't know how you
can work with that jackass

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and that other jackass
and that new jackass.

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He's talking about Michael,
Dwight and Andy.

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Yeah. I understood.

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Well, here we all are,
alone but together.

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No flowers for us.

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Relationships. We don't need
no stinking relationships.

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I think we should all go around and
tell our worst relationship story

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and then get past it.

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Just blow through it. Yeah?

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Kelly, what about Ryan?
He treated you pretty terribly.

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Well, his heart was
in the right place.

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Yeah, but now his
heart is in Thailand,

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along with the rest of his body,
having random sex.

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Okay. Sorry.
Let's... Who else?

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Oscar?

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I don't think so.

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Come on, I'm sure there's something
you need to get off your chest.

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Thank you.

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You want to...
Just anything? You sure?

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I'm sure whatever you
did wasn't your fault.

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Okay, well, who else?

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Everyone here who's bowled a 280,
please raise your hand.

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No way.
Wow.

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A 280?
That's impressive.

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Okay, now everyone here who's
bowled under 70 raise their hand.

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Yikes.

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Come on, Bob,
raise your hand. No, Bob.

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No.
What?

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One time.
You love bringing up that one time.

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Yes, I do.
Jim uses a six-pound ball.

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That is a lie.

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Yes. He bowled five frames

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with this pink sparkly thing until a
little girl had to ask for her ball back.

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But that girl must have had monstrous
hands because the holes fit.

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No, you just have
little dainty fingers.

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You could always
model lady's jewelry.

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Nobody asked, Bob.

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Do you risk telling
them how you feel?

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Do you say something that you
can barely admit to yourself?

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God, what did you do?

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Not that I approve
of any of it, but...

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I was stupid.
I told him.

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Was he into you in,
like, a gay way?

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Moron, if he was
there wouldn't be a story.

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He told me he wasn't gay.

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- Really sad.
- I'm not done yet.

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Oh, my God.

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00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:09,102
A week later,
a friend of mine calls me up

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and he says, "I just saw him
in a gay bar in Kansas City."

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Well, then it's a happy ending,
because he was gay.

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You should call him.

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My worst breakup was actually
two breakups. Two different men.

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I was in love with both of
them and when things went bad

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they had a duel over me.

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Yeah, Dwight and Andy.
We were here.

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No.

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This was years ago when I was living
in Ohio. John Mark and John David.

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Angela, you had two sets of
different men actually duel over you?

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I guess I have.

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All right, who's next?
Where's Andy?

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He's on one of his honeymoons.

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What?

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He made nonrefundable deposits
on his honeymoons,

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so he's just knocking
them off one at a time.

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I think today he's
hot-air ballooning,

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and later he's got
a couples' massage.

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My worst breakup was with Stacy.

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It was a Sunday morning.
We were reading the paper

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and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the
Eagles could clinch the NFC East."

243
00:11:16,682 --> 00:11:20,144
And she said that we're done.

244
00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:24,761
You know what, guys, I don't
think we need to do this.

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00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:26,858
You're right.
Okay, everyone, back to work.

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00:11:26,935 --> 00:11:30,568
No, no, no, no.
I mean have this kind of party.

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I look around and I see
all these beautiful people

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who are alone on Valentine's

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and I think that there are other
single people out there, too.

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We just need to find them.

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There's a girl out
there for all of us.

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Maybe even in this office park.

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There has to be a way to get all
these lonely people together.

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A net? A giant net?

255
00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,242
No, not a giant net.

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00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:50,315
What do you have in mind?

257
00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:52,478
I was thinking
maybe like a mixer.

258
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:53,598
Oh, God, that's a terrible idea.

259
00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:54,623
Old-fashioned
meat market.

260
00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,716
No.
I don't think it is.

261
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,993
Lonely people mixing with
one another, breeding,

262
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,936
creating an even
lonelier generation?

263
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:04,738
You're not allowing natural
selection to do its work.

264
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,681
You're like the guy
who invented the seatbelt.

265
00:12:07,884 --> 00:12:10,081
These people need love.

266
00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:12,991
And I am going
to get it for them.

267
00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:15,562
Who cares if we sell a
little bit less paper today?

268
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,760
A great boss cares more

269
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:20,832
about the happiness of his
employees than anything else.

270
00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,641
I am going to be Cupid.

271
00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:26,016
And I'm going to shoot my
sparrow at unsuspecting victims

272
00:12:26,087 --> 00:12:29,857
and they are going to get hit
and say, "I'm in love."

273
00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:32,091
"I was hit by
Cupid's sparrow."

274
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,131
Funny little bird,
but he gets the job done.

275
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:36,941
Hey.

276
00:12:37,009 --> 00:12:38,774
Hey. No movement.

277
00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:39,847
Still early.

278
00:12:39,914 --> 00:12:41,543
Yeah, it's not that early.

279
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,581
So how are you holding up?

280
00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:45,148
I'm okay.
I feel a little lopsided

281
00:12:45,226 --> 00:12:47,172
because of all the blood they
took out of my right side.

282
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,894
No, no. I meant
about being single today.

283
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:51,468
Meh.
Meh!

284
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,539
Exactly.

285
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:54,609
Here we go.
Hello.

286
00:12:54,678 --> 00:12:56,238
Hello.

287
00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:57,976
Dwight K. Schrute.

288
00:12:58,051 --> 00:13:00,298
Why don't you introduce me to
your little friend? Hi. Dwight.

289
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,260
Babe alert. Hello. I'm Michael Scott.
Welcome to our little shindig.

290
00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:04,353
Hi. I'm Lynn.

291
00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:05,797
Lynn, follow me.
Come on in.

292
00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:06,867
Here we go.

293
00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:08,837
For you we have one
of our top people,

294
00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:13,280
Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here.
Show your beautiful self.

295
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:15,752
Hello.

296
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:16,821
Hi.

297
00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:21,429
So run with the ball.
Run with it, Kev.

298
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,472
Where are you from?

299
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:26,540
I'm from here.

300
00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:29,409
Yeah, okay.
Well, he only gets better.

301
00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:31,280
Thank you, Michael.
Okay.

302
00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:34,585
I can untie any knot.
I'm serious.

303
00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:36,354
Name a knot, any knot.
Go ahead.

304
00:13:36,428 --> 00:13:38,261
I believe you.

305
00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:40,359
You shouldn't believe
everything you hear.

306
00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:43,499
In fact, there are many knots
that I cannot untie.

307
00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:49,782
So what's a woman as charming as
yourself find herself employed

308
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,585
on a day such as today?

309
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,719
I work at a place
that does catalogs for

310
00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:56,563
community colleges
and small businesses.

311
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,366
You must use a lot of paper.

312
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,237
Oh, God, tons of it.

313
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:06,907
What's the rule about eating

314
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,356
when people are in the bathroom?

315
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:11,192
I think if you ordered hot
food you're allowed to eat.

316
00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:12,794
Damn.

317
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:16,833
They've been in there
for like ten minutes.

318
00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:21,311
Look at that.
Bob ordered hot food.

319
00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:23,118
Yes.

320
00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:25,950
And I think they
gave him too many fries.

321
00:14:26,026 --> 00:14:27,518
We should help him out.

322
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,810
At the Circle Drive-in,
they show old movies.

323
00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:36,814
It's really cool.

324
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,443
That does sound cool.

325
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:40,920
I used to go there
with my fiancee.

326
00:14:41,992 --> 00:14:47,334
Before she left me.
I mean, before I left her.

327
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:51,940
She left me.

328
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:54,783
Shoot.

329
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:56,616
I think I blew it.

330
00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:59,818
It all happened so fast.

331
00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:03,457
So fast.

332
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,604
So, Erik, you mentioned before

333
00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:08,941
that you are in
tool and die repair.

334
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,071
I am.

335
00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,813
Meredith recently had
a total hysterectomy.

336
00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,119
So that's sort of a repair.

337
00:15:16,962 --> 00:15:18,761
All right,
I'll let you guys talk.

338
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,106
It's going very well.
People are mixing. A lot of hope,

339
00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:26,341
'cause that's what you hate to see,
when hope gets crushed.

340
00:15:28,752 --> 00:15:31,223
Sorry. Thought I heard
somebody coming in.

341
00:15:32,426 --> 00:15:35,056
So, it's not too late.

342
00:15:39,508 --> 00:15:42,378
And the kind of discounts
we're talking about are not...

343
00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:45,111
Hold on. Michael, why do you
keep looking at the front door?

344
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:46,654
No reason.
Is somebody after you?

345
00:15:46,722 --> 00:15:47,767
Why do you always go to that?

346
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,713
Has anyone ever been after
anyone in this office?

347
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,162
Hey, it just takes one.

348
00:15:51,231 --> 00:15:52,563
Nobody's after me. I just...

349
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,536
I met a woman when
I was giving blood

350
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:56,130
and I thought she might come by.

351
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,689
You met a woman when you were
giving blood? That is so romantic.

352
00:15:58,713 --> 00:16:01,276
It's not a big deal, really.
I just, you know,

353
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:03,686
met somebody.
We hardly talked.

354
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:07,958
I picked up her glove so I was
hoping I could give it back to her.

355
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,594
Oh, my God, that makes it
even more romantic.

356
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,671
This is like a modern-day Enchanted.
It's like a fairytale.

357
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:14,904
She could be your soul mate.

358
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:16,105
Not likely.

359
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:17,393
With three billion
women on the planet,

360
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:20,115
most of them live in Asia,
so the numbers just don't add up.

361
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,214
It's possible.
Could be.

362
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,921
Believe me, it's nothing.
I hardly even talked to her.

363
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:26,433
We just...
We were lying there next to each other.

364
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,438
I think our blood bags touched.

365
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:29,507
Aww!

366
00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:34,441
Here they come.
What?

367
00:16:34,518 --> 00:16:35,781
No. Just kidding.

368
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:37,584
Seriously though, that's enough.

369
00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,456
Why don't you cover it
with the broccoli?

370
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:42,500
Great, I have to cover it?

371
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,126
Do you think they
dined and dashed?

372
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,870
They didn't dine so, yeah,
maybe they just dashed.

373
00:16:49,314 --> 00:16:51,181
I thought we were
having a nice time.

374
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,344
We were.

375
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:53,421
Yeah.

376
00:16:58,097 --> 00:16:59,760
Empty.
Mine too.

377
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:05,545
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God.

378
00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:06,740
Okay.

379
00:17:08,252 --> 00:17:10,347
Hi. Is this the party?

380
00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:13,428
Nah.

381
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:26,685
Okay then.

382
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:34,904
So...

383
00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:36,039
Where were we?

384
00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:37,175
Bowling.

385
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:40,382
Yep, yeah, yep.

386
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,985
You didn't eat
much there, Jim-Bo.

387
00:17:44,056 --> 00:17:47,257
Initially I did.

388
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,457
Want some meat?

389
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:51,902
Sure, a little piece.
No mushroom, though.

390
00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:52,997
I forgot.

391
00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:54,441
Yeah. Thank you.

392
00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:05,427
Hey, I'm sorry we did not
have a chance to talk more.

393
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,999
I get very nervous
talking to pretty girls.

394
00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:13,638
Seriously,
feel how sweaty my hand is.

395
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,215
That's really sweaty.

396
00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:17,756
Are you on e-mail?

397
00:18:17,824 --> 00:18:18,951
Yeah.

398
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:25,096
Cool. Okay, bye.

399
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,265
Bye, Kevin.

400
00:18:30,883 --> 00:18:32,546
Good Valentine's.

401
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,682
So basically the greater
volume you decide to buy in,

402
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,696
the greater discount we can give you.
Okay.

403
00:18:37,764 --> 00:18:39,027
Okay? What's up?

404
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:41,263
Look, I'm going to go.

405
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:43,780
Before you go, I'd just love to
get a firm commitment on this.

406
00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:44,902
You know, maybe sign...

407
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:47,241
Look, we already
have a paper supplier.

408
00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:49,286
Okay.

409
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:54,162
Well, thanks for wasting
my time tonight, idiot. God!

410
00:18:54,631 --> 00:18:57,831
Hey. You don't
deserve her.

411
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,401
Thanks, Michael.

412
00:19:05,653 --> 00:19:07,885
Hey, if anybody wants to go...

413
00:19:11,264 --> 00:19:12,562
We can stay a little longer.

414
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:13,999
- Really?
- Yeah.

415
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,663
- Yeah. Sure, Michael.
- Yeah.

416
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,403
No, this is great.
Absolutely.

417
00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:18,570
Yeah.

418
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,079
Thanks.

419
00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:43,124
Michael, it's time.

420
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:45,222
You know what?
You guys can get out.

421
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:47,565
I'm going to soldier
on for a little bit.

422
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,766
Come on. We'll all go.

423
00:19:49,841 --> 00:19:51,276
Yeah.
Yeah. Let's go.

424
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,308
Okay.

425
00:19:55,452 --> 00:19:59,290
Four months ago,
I dated a woman named Holly,

426
00:20:00,061 --> 00:20:04,230
and this is actually the first
time that I've even considered

427
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,100
getting back into
that arena again.

428
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,712
You know what?
Sometimes it's not about

429
00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:13,221
whether Cinderella
gets her slipper back,

430
00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:18,595
but it's about the fact that the prince
even picked up the slipper at all.

431
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,995
There's a lot of
princesses out there.

432
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:26,910
You know, they have
all different sizes

433
00:20:26,982 --> 00:20:29,476
and shapes of feet and hands,

434
00:20:30,556 --> 00:20:33,585
so I think...

435
00:20:33,662 --> 00:20:35,359
I think my odds are pretty good.

436
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,751
Pardon me, may I have
a chocolate chip cookie?

437
00:20:39,775 --> 00:20:42,178
I gave blood earlier
and I'm still feeling woozy.

438
00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:43,977
Of course.

439
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,982
That's weird.
You got a cotton ball

440
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:49,116
and tape and we've
been using Band-Aids.

441
00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:53,294
I feel so woozy, I just...
Using Band-Aids.

442
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:54,462
Damn.

443
00:20:55,690 --> 00:21:05,700
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