1 00:00:01,243 --> 00:00:04,784 I had no idea when I got into that car to go to New York 2 00:00:05,113 --> 00:00:07,915 that I was going to be quitting. I got on the ramp, 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,926 and I was like, "two hours, two hours to go. 4 00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:14,425 "Feelin' good. Crank some tunes. Should have peed before I left." 5 00:00:14,593 --> 00:00:15,800 Get to the good part. 6 00:00:17,808 --> 00:00:20,521 Get up to building. Revolving door... 7 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:21,661 broken. 8 00:00:23,031 --> 00:00:24,799 So I have to take the normal door. 9 00:00:25,798 --> 00:00:27,300 At least he's in the building. 10 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,439 I was so nervous, it was the wrong building. 11 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,383 I had walked into the wrong building. 12 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:35,348 He finally has a story we really want to hear. 13 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:37,124 And he knows it. 14 00:00:37,248 --> 00:00:38,702 OK, focus, focus. 15 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,814 You're in the right building. You're with the right people. 16 00:00:41,939 --> 00:00:44,578 - What happened? - I looked at Wallace and I said, 17 00:00:44,703 --> 00:00:45,652 "I quit." 18 00:00:46,177 --> 00:00:47,983 And as I turned to leave, 19 00:00:48,108 --> 00:00:49,856 I looked back and I said, 20 00:00:50,392 --> 00:00:53,216 "You have no idea how high I can fly." 21 00:00:53,384 --> 00:00:55,442 You didn't tell him how sick of him you were? 22 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:56,968 Why would I do that? 23 00:00:57,093 --> 00:00:59,543 Wouldn't it feel good to tell him that he's incompetent... 24 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,293 That he's wasted 15 years of your life. 25 00:01:02,641 --> 00:01:03,888 Maybe spit in his face. 26 00:01:04,013 --> 00:01:06,197 You have thought about this a lot more than I have. 27 00:01:06,322 --> 00:01:07,671 I just winged it. 28 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,208 I love a good quitting story. 29 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,136 It makes me feel like I have control over my own life. 30 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:14,459 Gives me hope. 31 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:17,203 Maybe I'll have one of my own someday. 32 00:01:18,737 --> 00:01:19,836 But I dream. 33 00:01:23,926 --> 00:01:26,383 - Feygnasse Team - 34 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:29,425 Jarick & Collioure So. & Valpi 35 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:37,236 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 36 00:01:42,662 --> 00:01:44,508 Episode 5x19 "Two weeks" 37 00:01:51,516 --> 00:01:54,631 About a week ago, Michael gave his 2 weeks' notice. 38 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:59,592 Surprisingly, there is a big difference between Michael trying 39 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:02,134 and Michael not trying. 40 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:03,800 Michael, is that scotch? 41 00:02:04,227 --> 00:02:05,676 Scotch and Splenda. 42 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,581 Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. 43 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,957 Clinky clinky clink. Come on. 44 00:02:15,082 --> 00:02:16,466 Come on, come on. 45 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:18,129 What am I gonna do? 46 00:02:18,254 --> 00:02:19,910 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 47 00:02:20,035 --> 00:02:22,335 A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 48 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,258 I'm gonna stay up all day. 49 00:02:24,648 --> 00:02:26,942 I'm gonna sleep up all night. I'm gonna give it a... 50 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:34,536 and I'm gonna stop worrying about calories. 51 00:02:35,259 --> 00:02:37,656 Maybe you should go into your office, 52 00:02:37,781 --> 00:02:40,300 close the door, and make some calls about jobs. 53 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:42,425 - I have a job. - For four more days. 54 00:02:42,922 --> 00:02:44,341 Do you have any leads? 55 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:48,107 You don't understand... At my level, you don't look for a job. 56 00:02:48,232 --> 00:02:50,444 - You are headhunted. - Have you called headhunters? 57 00:02:50,569 --> 00:02:52,758 Any good headhunter knows that I am available. 58 00:02:52,926 --> 00:02:56,100 Any really good headhunter will storm your village with overwhelming force 59 00:02:56,225 --> 00:02:57,884 and cut off your head with a knife. 60 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,758 Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about. 61 00:03:01,059 --> 00:03:04,717 I need you to go over these client lists and indicate any wrong or false data. 62 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,009 Your "I need you to" is my command. 63 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,592 Can I talk to you? 64 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,930 You can talk to me for as long as you want 65 00:03:25,055 --> 00:03:27,652 because I have all the time in the world. 66 00:03:32,229 --> 00:03:34,463 I just wanted to tell you 67 00:03:35,099 --> 00:03:35,949 that... 68 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:37,592 What's that? 69 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:40,638 What is this about? 70 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:45,009 'Cause you're leaving and everything. It's a farewell. 71 00:03:46,336 --> 00:03:48,869 So I hope I get to work with you some day again. 72 00:03:48,994 --> 00:03:49,893 Me, too. 73 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:54,425 - Is this wine? - Busted, yes. 74 00:03:54,593 --> 00:03:56,009 I already have wine. 75 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,766 Isaac Silby here for the interview. 76 00:04:02,891 --> 00:04:04,758 Have a seat. It'll be a few minutes. 77 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:10,542 You interviewing, too? 78 00:04:12,479 --> 00:04:13,628 Interviewing? 79 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:15,174 For? 80 00:04:15,459 --> 00:04:16,808 Regional manager. 81 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:19,123 Yes, I am. 82 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:23,611 For regional manager, I've decided to go with an outside hire. 83 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:25,504 For obvious reasons. 84 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,469 - Where you from? - Philly. 85 00:04:28,594 --> 00:04:29,843 That's a drive. 86 00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:33,459 Well, this is one of the few places that's hiring. It's... 87 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,589 It's brutal out there. 88 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,197 - When will the new copier be ready? - I'm working on it, Kev. 89 00:04:46,322 --> 00:04:48,451 You said it would be ready by today. 90 00:04:48,576 --> 00:04:49,878 And it is today. 91 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:53,536 - It'll be ready soon. - "Soon" could mean anything. 92 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,300 "Soon" could be three weeks. 93 00:04:55,807 --> 00:04:57,550 Is that what "soon" means to you? 94 00:04:58,269 --> 00:04:59,341 Sometimes. 95 00:04:59,753 --> 00:05:01,216 Then come back soon. 96 00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:05,361 During the course of business, a copier goes through something 97 00:05:05,486 --> 00:05:07,484 called "normal wear and tear." 98 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,133 - I think it's 75 cents. - That's a lot. 99 00:05:11,301 --> 00:05:12,410 Bandit, no. 100 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,790 Yesterday they delivered the new one. 101 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:20,180 But they didn't set it up. So... 102 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,633 my day just got a little more interesting. 103 00:05:27,864 --> 00:05:29,541 It's monster.com. 104 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:30,615 Singular. 105 00:05:33,143 --> 00:05:36,640 You work in paper long enough, you get to know the players. 106 00:05:38,659 --> 00:05:41,935 Hi, you've reached Prince Paper. We are sad to inform you 107 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,493 that after 40 years of serving the community, 108 00:05:44,618 --> 00:05:46,473 we are no longer in business. 109 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:49,595 Thank you for your support and may God bless you. 110 00:05:56,515 --> 00:05:57,963 What am I gonna do? 111 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:23,671 You want me to come into your office? 112 00:06:29,395 --> 00:06:30,394 All right. 113 00:06:31,082 --> 00:06:32,209 Close your eyes. 114 00:06:32,334 --> 00:06:34,709 - I'd prefer not to. - Just close your eyes. 115 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,425 I'm going to start my own paper company. 116 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:45,801 You're starting your own paper company. Why? 117 00:06:46,669 --> 00:06:50,073 'Cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know. 118 00:06:50,198 --> 00:06:52,538 Do you know that the industry is in decline? 119 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,077 God, I practically invented decline. 120 00:06:55,202 --> 00:06:57,942 I know paper. I know how to manage. 121 00:06:58,302 --> 00:07:00,966 - I have a name. Close your eyes. - I did that. It added nothing. 122 00:07:01,134 --> 00:07:02,383 Just close 'em. 123 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:04,800 "Michael Scott Paper Company." 124 00:07:06,349 --> 00:07:09,196 You want in? Do you want to be a part of this? 125 00:07:09,922 --> 00:07:12,123 I am not gonna do this. 126 00:07:13,211 --> 00:07:15,425 - and you are not going to, either. - Obvious... 127 00:07:16,926 --> 00:07:19,703 - Agreed. Except... - Here's the thing. 128 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:23,757 What I wish for you is that you land a job at a company that "a," exists, 129 00:07:23,881 --> 00:07:27,341 and "b," has a salary because they're set up to do that kind of thing. 130 00:07:29,469 --> 00:07:30,717 What's up, Chuck? 131 00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:34,274 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Just talking. 132 00:07:34,399 --> 00:07:36,508 Michael handed in his notice. Did you also... 133 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:37,625 I didn't. 134 00:07:43,204 --> 00:07:44,922 - After you. - No, I'm staying. 135 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:57,675 You want me to translate the german instructions? 136 00:07:57,842 --> 00:08:00,799 I'm sure they're pretty much the same as the english instructions. 137 00:08:01,736 --> 00:08:04,122 Typical american arrogance that got us involved in a war 138 00:08:04,247 --> 00:08:06,165 we never should have been in. 139 00:08:06,290 --> 00:08:07,466 World War II. 140 00:08:09,975 --> 00:08:12,841 Fine. Do the german instructions say what this is supposed to do? 141 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:16,213 Deutsch. 142 00:08:16,906 --> 00:08:18,205 Let me see here. 143 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,766 It is either an incense dispenser 144 00:08:23,057 --> 00:08:23,906 or a... 145 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:25,341 ceremonial... 146 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:28,226 sarcophagus. 147 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,828 My german is pre-industrial and mostly religious. 148 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,966 Listen, this order form... 149 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:41,718 Instead of "Dunder Mifflin", 150 00:08:41,842 --> 00:08:44,049 is there any way I could get it to say something else? 151 00:08:44,217 --> 00:08:46,465 Like "Michael Scott Paper Company"? 152 00:08:47,812 --> 00:08:50,174 Somebody's been talking in bed. Pillow talk. 153 00:08:51,592 --> 00:08:52,675 Listen, Michael. 154 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:55,550 Have you really thought this through? 'Cause it's a big risk. 155 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:58,603 This is a dream 156 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,508 that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. 157 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,383 You could give it up though, right? And almost no one would know. 158 00:09:07,893 --> 00:09:10,239 Before you got here, I'm the one 159 00:09:10,364 --> 00:09:12,855 who landed all of these clients. Half of 'em, at least. 160 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:14,633 I can do it again. I know the market. 161 00:09:14,941 --> 00:09:16,432 I know the price points. 162 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,205 I'm on it. Don't worry. 163 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:20,674 So how do I do that? 164 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:24,966 You can scan it. 165 00:09:25,134 --> 00:09:27,008 And then you can upload the image, 166 00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:29,358 - then you can copy... - Could I take a piece of paper 167 00:09:29,483 --> 00:09:32,438 and just tape it with transparent tape? 168 00:09:35,289 --> 00:09:36,038 Good. 169 00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:38,300 Thank you very much. 170 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:41,045 So that is why I have to leave at 5:00 on Tuesdays. 171 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:43,449 It's to pick up my little sisters from school. 172 00:09:43,574 --> 00:09:46,133 We're really tight. We're like the Kardashians. 173 00:09:46,301 --> 00:09:49,109 - You can run this stuff by Toby. - I don't like talking... 174 00:09:49,234 --> 00:09:49,996 Come in. 175 00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:52,049 I didn't realize you were with anyone. 176 00:09:52,681 --> 00:09:55,477 But I wanted to bring you the brochure on that accounting seminar 177 00:09:55,602 --> 00:09:57,763 that I was telling you about earlier. 178 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,802 We're in the middle of something... 179 00:09:59,927 --> 00:10:01,962 It was so much fun last year. 180 00:10:02,087 --> 00:10:04,889 There was a sundae bar. I didn't have any... 181 00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:06,662 You know, to stay trim. 182 00:10:07,479 --> 00:10:09,924 Did Michael just let anybody in his office? 183 00:10:10,859 --> 00:10:12,921 I loved invite us in all the time. 184 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,459 He was like, "come in." 185 00:10:15,342 --> 00:10:17,939 I am aware of the effect I have on women. 186 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:20,341 So you should be heading back to your desk. 187 00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:25,508 You'll let me know. 188 00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:30,024 She's such a... 189 00:10:30,419 --> 00:10:33,116 special person. She's turning 50 this year. 190 00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:36,258 I'm starting my own paper company. 191 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:37,507 No way! 192 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:42,117 - In this climate? - In all climates. 193 00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,313 It's going to be worldwide. 194 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:47,215 And I'm looking for some talented salesmen to join me. 195 00:10:47,561 --> 00:10:49,309 That's where you come in. 196 00:10:51,992 --> 00:10:55,855 It's a very intriguing concept, isn't it? 197 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:04,216 Michael is starting his own paper company. 198 00:11:04,384 --> 00:11:06,332 What do you think about that? 199 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:12,174 - Your own paper company. - Can you believe it? We'll see. 200 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,216 It's a nugget of an idea right now, so. 201 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,948 - Right. - Potential. Lots of potential. 202 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:19,708 What a... 203 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,924 courageous venture. 204 00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:24,258 It's very courageous. Very exciting. 205 00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:27,192 Location is hard for me, 206 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,841 with the farm and the responsibilities so... 207 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,002 With the farm. 208 00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:33,882 You getting to wherever I'm gonna put my thing. 209 00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:37,841 Think about it. Let's put a pin in it for now. 210 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,841 I would love to put a pin in that. 211 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,314 Everyone, can I have your attention? 212 00:11:42,439 --> 00:11:45,336 This is the moment you've all been waiting for. 213 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:46,937 Right? 214 00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:50,216 Little Miss thing wants attention. 215 00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,541 It's a... 216 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:02,267 G-44. 217 00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:08,129 It's not ready, Kevin. 218 00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:09,924 I am at a crucial point 219 00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:12,683 where I have sunk four hours into that copier. 220 00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:16,174 And I am not gonna let it beat me like that wireless router did. 221 00:12:24,527 --> 00:12:26,452 - A note in my food? - I made it sterile. 222 00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:28,789 Just to say "sterile" doesn't make it so. 223 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,878 I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, 224 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,466 to come work for me. 225 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:36,504 Do you have a business plan? A funding request? 226 00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:39,726 Market research? Financials? You need those things. 227 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:41,546 Most new businesses, 228 00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:44,345 they don't make a profit till at least two years. 229 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,012 And then your margins will be razor-thin. 230 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:50,641 Best-case scenario, you don't cut a salary for at least 5 years. 231 00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:52,810 Can you go five years without a salary? 232 00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:54,997 - Five years? - You already have the job. 233 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,799 - You don't have to convince me. - It's just not prudent. 234 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,967 Can't you see I'm urinating? 235 00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,708 Listen. You don't need to answer me now. 236 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:07,654 Just... I want you to think about it. I am starting my own company. 237 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:11,318 You're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on $1 million. 238 00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:12,591 No, I didn't. 239 00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:14,593 You know what? 240 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,914 I had a great time at prom. 241 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,375 And no one said "yes" to that, either. 242 00:13:21,038 --> 00:13:22,438 How's it working? 243 00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:24,884 Let's see. 244 00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:26,906 It's fine. 245 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:29,465 I did it. 246 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,549 I learned everything about this machine. 247 00:13:31,717 --> 00:13:34,464 I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. 248 00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:36,795 I know all the error messages. 249 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,774 I could do a bound book 250 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:41,698 in plastic with offset colors. 251 00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:44,243 Which feels... 252 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:55,692 You ready? 253 00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:01,591 I can't pretend I haven't seen that. 254 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:05,549 I'm gonna ask you to stand up, walk out, and you can't take anything. 255 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:09,091 I have immunity. It's my two weeks... 256 00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,300 Not if you're starting a competing paper company. 257 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,738 You really think Hank is going to be loyal to you? 258 00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:20,883 Please escort Charles from the building. 259 00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:26,591 Come on, man, let's go. 260 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,716 I always thought Michael got a bad rap. 261 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:33,760 He's a good guy, and he's super funny. 262 00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:37,926 Maybe I should tell him before he goes. 263 00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:41,812 He's all the way over there. 264 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,749 Well, here we are. I would just like to... 265 00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,015 You're done, Michael. 266 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,091 All right, then, everybody. I'm out of here. 267 00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:08,424 - What is he doing? - It looks like he's saying something. 268 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,657 I think he's singing. 269 00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:13,985 I can't believe this is really happening. 270 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,498 and I feel free. 271 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:23,008 And just like that, 272 00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:25,386 as mysteriously as he arrived, 273 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:26,929 he was gone. 274 00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:42,096 The whole office feels darker. 275 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,749 You know? 276 00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:48,263 It's just a sad, dark day. 277 00:15:49,217 --> 00:15:50,919 - He's gone. - I know. 278 00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:52,883 You don't have to kiss his ass anymore. 279 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:56,690 Michael's like a movie on a plane. 280 00:15:56,815 --> 00:15:59,286 It's not great, but it's something to watch. 281 00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:03,559 And then when it's over, you're like, "How much time is left on this flight? 282 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,187 "Now what?" 283 00:16:14,952 --> 00:16:16,757 Don't look down. Look straight up. 284 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,013 Come on. Please. 285 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:28,716 For employees only. 286 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,883 Angela, Kevin, help me out. I need a few things. Then I'll be gone. 287 00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:35,528 Why is it that you asked everyone except me, 288 00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:37,591 Angela, Creed and Meredith? 289 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:38,898 I was going to. 290 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:41,465 I wanted to, but I had to start somewhere. 291 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:44,117 And you didn't want to start with us? 292 00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:46,568 Of course not. But now I want everybody. 293 00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:52,049 Buddy. 294 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,011 Buddy. 295 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:56,126 Jimbo. 296 00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:00,478 Did you have time to think about my offer? 297 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,174 I did, but then I thought about something else. 298 00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:04,716 So which way are you leaning? 299 00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:07,257 It is tempting, but I am 100% leaning towards passing. 300 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,399 Did anyone see the client list 301 00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:13,091 that Michael was supposed to be working on? 302 00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:15,276 Let me know if you find it. 303 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,431 We don't have much time. Just act normal. 304 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,340 Don't look at me. Stop. 305 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,424 Don't look down. He's gonna see me. 306 00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:36,465 Not all the way up. Keep 'em at a normal height, OK? 307 00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:38,339 This is not Michael talking right now. 308 00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:40,143 This is your future. 309 00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:42,828 I am your future. 310 00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,864 You are older and you are very happy now 311 00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:49,008 because you went with Michael Scott, right? 312 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:50,632 So everybody, 313 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,949 come on down, 314 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,620 and let's just crawl out of here together. 315 00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:55,799 All right? 316 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:57,757 Come on. 317 00:17:58,095 --> 00:18:00,043 Are you doing your best here? 318 00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:03,591 Are you being the best that you can be? 319 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:07,716 Everybody who's gonna go with me, I want you to stomp your foot. 320 00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:14,336 All right. 321 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,510 Come on. 322 00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:19,924 You're coming with me. Come on, Phyllis. 323 00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,257 Here we go. 324 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,591 Here we go. 325 00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:29,786 Get up. 326 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,543 All right. Time to go. 327 00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,396 Time to go. Jim, let's go. 328 00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:34,420 Come on! 329 00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:37,049 - What are you doing? - I think maybe Hank should be here. 330 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,883 No, I don't need Hank. 331 00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:43,288 You're gonna mess with me? I'll tell you something, Charles. 332 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,460 I don't even care because I've got nothing to lose. 333 00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:50,716 All right. It's not worth it. 334 00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:04,466 What? 335 00:19:05,472 --> 00:19:06,921 I'm going with him. 336 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:07,795 What? 337 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,549 I'm going. 338 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,262 You can't be serious. 339 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,632 Michael, wait! 340 00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:17,716 I'm coming with you. 341 00:19:19,985 --> 00:19:20,883 You are? 342 00:19:27,525 --> 00:19:28,841 It's gonna be great. 343 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:29,989 Great. 344 00:19:30,113 --> 00:19:33,008 Except I don't want to be a receptionist anymore. 345 00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:34,949 Right. 346 00:19:36,114 --> 00:19:38,362 - Executive assistant. - Salesman. 347 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,519 All right. 348 00:19:42,371 --> 00:19:43,670 - Deal. - Deal. 349 00:19:45,397 --> 00:19:46,865 - Well, Jim? - Still no. 350 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:49,848 Well, let's go. 351 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,924 All my stuff is still upstairs. 352 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,382 - Are people watching? - Probably. 353 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,966 It's not how you leave an office. 354 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,778 We're having a company meeting here. 355 00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:07,299 - I will bring all your stuff home. - OK, I'll see you later. 356 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,616 See you later. 357 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:29,089 So we had a personnel change today. 358 00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:31,382 Shouldn't affect our day-to-day, but 359 00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:35,041 until we get a new receptionist, I want Kevin on the phones. 360 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:36,604 Phones. 361 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:39,257 Also, there's been way too much wasting time. 362 00:20:39,425 --> 00:20:42,008 So Stanley... I want you on top of that. 363 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,048 I want you to be my productivity czar. 364 00:20:45,047 --> 00:20:45,797 Good. 365 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,131 That's it on my list so, 366 00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:52,210 no excuses, guys. Let's get going, OK? 367 00:20:53,310 --> 00:21:03,300 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/jen3 Help other users to choose the best subtitles