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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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It's Britney, bitch,
and I am back

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in the form of a new company,

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the Michael Scott Paper Company.

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Okay.

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Not going to make this one.

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Love the hair.

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- Morning, Michael.
- Hello.

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They took away my parking space,

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but they can't
take away my pride.

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I would like to invite you all to
come along with me on a journey.

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Welcome

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to the Michael Scott
Paper Company.

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So, I thought we could
take the customer list

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and...

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And we could...

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You realize you're not
actually talking to me, right?

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And...

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Hey, Kelly.

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Yes, Charles, you wanted me.

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Oh. No, I meant
that Kelly.

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The new receptionist
is also named Kelly.

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So Kelly Kapoor has decided
to hover around my desk

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so that she can run
into Charles' office

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every time he calls for Kelly.

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She thinks that if she says
"You wanted me" enough,

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he will, in fact, want her.

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It's not the worst plan
she's ever had.

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Oh, and Kelly...

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Yes, Charles,
yes, you wanted me.

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Okay, I'm going
to call you Kapoor,

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okay, and you Hammond.

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If we're changing names,
can I be Erin? It's my middle name.

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Erin? Okay,
that's very pretty.

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Thanks.

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Well, you know what
my middle name is?

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Rajnigandha. And I hate it.
I hate it!

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I thought Rajnigandha
was a boy's name.

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We are in the heart of it.

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And the surge of water carries
our business out to the sea.

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What should we do now?

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We wait and hope that people
show up to the pancake luncheon.

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I don't know. I think
I have done absolutely

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everything you can do
to prepare for the day.

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I've updated our contacts,

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I have gotten quotes
from suppliers,

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I have sent out an Evite

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for our big grand opening
pancake luncheon.

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Six yeses, one maybe,
only 11 nos.

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And 788 not-yet-replieds,

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but of that group,
782 have viewed it.

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I'm going to need 800 of these

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on nice bright paper.

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It is a coupon for
unparalleled customer service.

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I make that one copy and I
become the girl who makes copies.

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And by the end of the day,
I'm receptionist again.

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And the worst part is
I like making copies.

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The paper comes out
all warm and stuff.

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And it's cold in there,
because it's technically a closet.

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What do you think?

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Let me check.

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No! Clearly a hunter,

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who knows how to throw an
outfit together. Thank you.

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Yes, I am taking Andy
hunting after work.

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Not long
ago we were sexual competitors.

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I used to hate him,
hate him, hate him, hate him.

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I studied him to figure out
why I hated him so much.

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But that blossomed into a very real
friendship, as these things often do.

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You should come in town
this weekend, man. Yeah.

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We'll hang out Scranton-style.
Hey.

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You said you were going to
be out of town this weekend.

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Please don't listen
to my phone calls.

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Yeah, she's, like...

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She'd probably be a six in New York,
but she's like a seven here in Scranton.

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And then the boss is my old
boss from Dunder Mifflin.

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It's a small space.

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Hey, Jim, can I get a, um...

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Hi.
Hi.

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I need a rundown of your clients.
Can you get that to me?

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Sure.
Yeah?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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What the hell is a rundown?

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When did you need
that rundown by?

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Soon as possible.
Okay.

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Just get it right.
Yeah, gotcha. Of course.

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Really dive into the rundown.

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I'll be exhausted,
because it's like a triathlon.

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Did you want to close this?

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Keep it...

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You know there's a ghost
in this office.

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Really?
A woman was murdered on this very floor

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in 1816.

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Haddy McGonigal.
She was a prostitute.

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Why was she in this building?

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This whole place
used to be a brothel.

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There was a tavern
on the ground floor.

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That's crazy.
Yeah, isn't it?

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She was bludgeoned to death by
the business end of a riding crop.

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Oh, my God.
It was gruesome.

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They say she walks
these hallways.

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If you ever feel a
tapping on your shoulder,

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that could be Haddy,

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begging for her life.

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And it could mean
that you're next.

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Just kidding.
You finding everything okay?

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Yeah. Just got some ice.
Yeah.

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Erin. Erin.

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Oh. This is awkward.

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Uh-oh.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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So, I'll see you guys around.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, Ryan, could you get
to that copy from before?

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Pam's better at that stuff.

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That is so insulting.

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How is it insulting to say
that you're good at something?

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Because the thing
you're saying I'm good at

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is pushing a big green
button a bunch of times.

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I'm not judging it.
It's like,

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I could run GM,
but I couldn't fix a car.

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It's not saying that
one's better than the other.

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Seriously? Because it sounds like one
of those is better than the other.

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What the hell?

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Listen, listen, listen!

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I need somebody to make
a copy of this,

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because I don't make
copies, I'm the boss.

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Got it?

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I make originals.
Yeah, I make originals, too.

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Shut up! Stop it, stop it!
Bickering, stop it!

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Really.
Yeah.

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Not much.
What's up with you?

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No, it's okay,
I'm in the bathroom.

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Hey, you been watching Damages
this year? It's been so good.

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No, you gotta tune in.
It's as good as anything on HBO.

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Hey, does blue go with tan?

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Would somebody
just make the copy?

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Like a blue shirt.
I don't wear a lot of colors.

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I have a lot of tan.

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Uh-huh.

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Just make the copy, okay?

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Seriously? This is
what's so important.

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Putting naked pictures
on the desktop.

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That's me and my friend
Jasmine from Thailand.

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I don't want to look at your
friend Jasmine's boobs all day.

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You could be hot, too,
if you made any effort at all.

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Like how?
Dying my hair blond?

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This is from the sun.
Oh, yeah, I bet.

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They're getting on my nerves, Mom.
Both of them.

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R thinks he's too good
to be here

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and P is not as much fun
without Jim.

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Michael, we can hear you.

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I'm on the phone, please.

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Mom, I'm gonna have to call you back.
P's being a giant B.

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Okay, it's my turn.

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No, don't take that,
give that back.

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Go make the copies.
Give it back for what?

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What are you going
to do with it?

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You're gonna make
another spreadsheet.

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Yeah, exactly, it's my turn, come on!
Go make the copies, secretary.

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Ryan!
They always say that it is a mistake

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to hire your friends
and they are right.

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So, I hired my best friends.

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And this is what I get?

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Hey, buddy.
What are you up to?

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Hmm. Nothing.

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Listen,
when I saw you talking to Erin earlier,

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I noticed that your pupils
dilated and your skin flushed,

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and I'm assuming a little bit
of blood rushed into your penis.

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Well, a little bit of blood rushed into
mine as well, so where does that leave us?

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The last thing I want to do
is step on your funk, man.

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And I yours,
so I will cede her to you.

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No, that's ridiculous.
No, no, no.

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Look, you've been here
longer and, besides,

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I'm a better wingman
than I am a boyfriend,

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so... But I just want
you and I to hang out.

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You know, just...

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Boom.

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Listen up.

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It has come to my attention

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that some people in this office

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are not getting along with
other people in this office.

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And I think I have come up
with the reason why.

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This office space is too small.

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Definitely.
Okay.

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There are four corners
in this room.

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Each corner is to be a personal
space for each one of you.

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Whichever corner you want,
and make it your own.

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We could work from home.

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Or you could fire one of us.

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Whoever has less education.

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Okay, guys,
thank you for the offers,

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but I want you to get pumped
about this corner idea.

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All right, one, two, three,
what are we going to do?

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Corner idea.
No, you're supposed to say,

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"Rock the house."
Rock the house.

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How would we know that?

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Hey, dude, do you know
what a rundown is?

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Use it in a sentence.

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Uh...

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Can you get this rundown for me?

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00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,335
Try another sentence.

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This rundown better
be really good.

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I don't know, but it sounds like
the rundown is really important.

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Charles asked me to do this
rundown of all my clients.

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Why don't you just
ask him what it...

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No, I can't,
that was like hours ago.

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What have you been doing?

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Try another sentence.

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Last night was crazy.

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Jojo? Yeah.

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He did a doughnut in the
parking lot in front of a cop.

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Then he yells, "Hey, cop,
you like doughnuts?"

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And we drive off.

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No, he just stayed there.

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I want that new phone.

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No, the other one.

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No, the other one. No, you know
which one I'm talking about.

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It's the one...

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No,
the one with the awesome browser.

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No, not that one.

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That's my corner.

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I thought that was your corner.

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No, this is where I work.

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I can't relax in the
same corner where I work.

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So my corner's the one
with the copier?

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Pam, I don't make the rules.

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I wish my iPod
could make phone calls.

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No, I don't want an iPhone.
I know what an iPhone is.

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You started on that rundown yet?

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Oh, this is just something
I'm taking a break with. Oh.

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I will get back to
the rundown right now.

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Okay, great.
Hey, you know what?

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Do you have a rundown
that I could take a look at,

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just so I know what type of
rundown you're looking for?

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Just keep it simple. Keeping it simple,
that's what I'm doing.

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But I am working
hard on this one.

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Real hard, so...
You're working hard? On this?

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No, not too hard,
not harder than I should.

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Right, I mean,
why work harder than you should?

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No, I...

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00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,513
Can I help you?
No, thanks.

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00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,047
Hey.
Hey, I'm here to see Charles.

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Okay.

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00:13:14,285 --> 00:13:15,752
Hey, Charles.
Hey, Pam.

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I know you're a very busy man,
so I'll cut right to the chase.

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00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,955
Okay.
I'd like my old job back.

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I don't know what to tell you.
The job's been taken.

249
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:29,294
Well, I could come back as a salesman.
I have experience now.

250
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,569
Or I could come back
as your personal assistant.

251
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:34,570
You know, sort your mail,
set your appointments.

252
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,698
I know all the people.
Yeah, no.

253
00:13:37,342 --> 00:13:38,775
Personal shopper?

254
00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:39,969
No.

255
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,540
Well, it was great
catching up with you,

256
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,792
and I'll see you
around the building.

257
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:45,840
Okay.

258
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:50,549
I'm just going to sit here for a
little bit longer if that's okay.

259
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,447
The air smells so good.

260
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:56,251
I don't remember it
smelling so good.

261
00:13:57,095 --> 00:13:59,120
Chairs are so comfortable.

262
00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:08,035
Oh, hey, Stanley,
Phyllis, come on in.

263
00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:10,837
Welcome, welcome.
Let me give you the tour.

264
00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:13,300
I get it.
You need to see more?

265
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:14,538
It's really cute.

266
00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,375
Thank you.
Do you remember Ryan?

267
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,481
And Pam, around here somewhere.

268
00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:23,653
She's upstairs
talking to Charles.

269
00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:27,049
What for?
I don't know.

270
00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:30,652
Are we staying
until 5:00?

271
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,129
Yes.

272
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:38,100
Maybe the Michael Scott Paper
Company was a huge mistake.

273
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:42,836
I should leave.
I should go

274
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:46,307
and start my own paper company.
That'll show them.

275
00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:52,148
Get your free pancakes.

276
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:55,776
They are delicious.
They are nutritious.

277
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:58,414
They are complimentary.

278
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,321
Young sir, would you
like a free pancake?

279
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,136
I'm texting.
I don't want to get my hands sticky.

280
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,561
Ryan, enough with the texting machine.
Come on.

281
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,961
Tuck in your shirt.
You're the face of this company.

282
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,735
Hey, Pam.
Hey.

283
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,983
You sort of disappeared there
for a while. Where you been?

284
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:18,237
Yeah, I needed to take
care of some stuff. Yeah?

285
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,005
That's as specific
as I'd like to be.

286
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:22,973
Well, at least you're
still being honest with me.

287
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,482
There's the rundown
you asked for.

288
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,766
I may have expanded some areas
that you weren't prepared for...

289
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,418
Great, fax that to everyone
on the distribution list.

290
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,684
Uh, sure.

291
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,160
Do you want to look at it first?
Do I need to?

292
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,427
No. No, I just...

293
00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:47,401
Wanted to make sure
we have the same format.

294
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,273
So that distribution list
is going to be my...

295
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,436
What's that? The one I have.
I'll use the one I have.

296
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:03,117
Just faxing my dad a rundown.

297
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,551
We're small, but we're eager
to make a name for ourselves.

298
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,989
Do you have a card?

299
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:14,092
No, I don't have a card,
but I'll do you one better.

300
00:16:14,165 --> 00:16:16,292
A little scrap of paper.

301
00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:20,998
These are terrible, boss.

302
00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:23,802
You got to make them in a circle,
so that they cook evenly.

303
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,172
They're shaped like paper.

304
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,040
Well, I don't even want these.

305
00:16:30,682 --> 00:16:32,081
I'll take them for my kid.

306
00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:45,589
Country roads, take me home

307
00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:47,097
To the place...

308
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:49,759
Sorry, I like that song.
You're good.

309
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:51,868
You're good.
Thank you.

310
00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:54,462
That was great,
but it's just sort of...

311
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:57,184
It's still a little choppy, like...
But don't worry, it's hard, I mean,

312
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,675
it took me a while, too.
It's like...

313
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:07,109
Wow.

314
00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:08,552
What?

315
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,746
Oh, my God, you heard that?
I'm so embarrassed.

316
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,154
I'm so, like, rusty. It's good,
you're really coming along.

317
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:14,589
It's really technically
proficient,

318
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,854
but, you know,
there's really no heart or soul in it.

319
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,122
Really?

320
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,106
Hey, do you want
to sing it with me?

321
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,305
Almost heaven

322
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,507
West Virginia West Virginia

323
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:41,413
Blue Ridge Mountains
Shenandoah River

324
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,611
In German!

325
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:55,326
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads

326
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:59,798
To the place I belong
To the place I belong

327
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:04,001
West Virginia, mountain momma
West Virginia, mountain momma

328
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:08,041
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads

329
00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:09,603
Take it, Andy!

330
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:14,179
Take me home to the place

331
00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:20,484
You have to stop.

332
00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:33,904
I once had a dream

333
00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:37,967
that I was eating a peanut
butter and tuna fish sandwich,

334
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,003
and let me tell you something,
it was delicious.

335
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:44,742
So, the next day,
I decided to make that sandwich.

336
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,778
And in real life
it is disgusting.

337
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,610
It is a disgusting sandwich.

338
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,687
And the reason
I tell you this story...

339
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:56,620
Pick up the phone. Just...

340
00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:02,463
Dunder... Michael Scott
Paper Company, this is Pam.

341
00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:07,101
Oh. Hi, Russell from the
pancake luncheon, how are you?

342
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,404
Well, we'd like to do
business with you, too.

343
00:19:11,476 --> 00:19:13,569
How can I make that happen?

344
00:19:14,746 --> 00:19:16,873
Keep going.
Tell him we have free delivery.

345
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,245
We already offer free delivery.

346
00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:19,806
They don't know that.

347
00:19:20,552 --> 00:19:24,283
I can offer you free delivery on
any order that you place today.

348
00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:25,413
God.

349
00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:30,794
Okay, 20 boxes,
I can do... Just a second.

350
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:35,024
I can do 20 boxes at $43 a box.

351
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,029
Great.

352
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:39,865
Write it down.

353
00:19:39,938 --> 00:19:41,030
Give him a guarantee.

354
00:19:41,106 --> 00:19:42,937
A guarantee of what?
Just say the word.

355
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:47,501
And I guarantee that
you will be satisfied,

356
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,646
because your satisfaction
is our guarantee.

357
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,408
We guarantee it.

358
00:19:53,685 --> 00:19:56,085
We look forward to doing
business with you, too.

359
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,178
Thank you, Russell.

360
00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:58,886
Yes!
I made a sale!

361
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,925
You did! Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God.

362
00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:03,092
We did it!
She did it! Yeah!

363
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:05,491
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

364
00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:07,292
Who would have thought
that the thing that

365
00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:10,300
would save this company
would be work?

366
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,368
And pancakes.

367
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,370
In the end, this day definitely
had its ups and downs.

368
00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:19,501
I realize that we don't
have the biggest office,

369
00:20:19,577 --> 00:20:23,673
which is a surprise, because 165
square feet sounds like a lot.

370
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,446
But we have people
with the biggest hearts,

371
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,749
and I think for a small company,

372
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,045
that is really...

373
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,087
Someone went to the bathroom.

374
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,261
That is really what's important.

375
00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,933
Literally every song is better
a cappella. Name a song.

376
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:47,835
Cherry Pie, Warrant.
Better a cappella.

377
00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:50,340
No, really?
Yeah, name another.

378
00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:53,667
Enter Sandman, Metallica.
Better a cappella.

379
00:20:54,112 --> 00:20:55,511
Rebel Yell, Billy Idol.

380
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,377
Way better a cappella.

381
00:20:58,565 --> 00:21:08,565
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.