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Things are a little slow here.

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And there's only
so much cold-calling

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you can do in a day.

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Turns out there's no limit
to the number of cheese puffs

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you can throw at someone's face.

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We're getting pretty good at it.

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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Andy put down
a bunch of deposits

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on stuff for his
wedding with Angela,

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but then she was sleeping
with Dwight for...

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Several years. Wait, no,
that can't be right.

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No, timeline's messy.

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Anyway, now we are
going bargain hunting

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in the haunted graveyard
of their love.

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This is my solo.

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I'm confused.

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Am I walking down the aisle
to You Can Call Me Al?

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Trust me, you will not be walking,
you will be boogying.

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I am extremely interested,
so how much will all of this cost?

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Well, 12 guys, airfare,
three nights in hotel,

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food per Diem,
table upfront for merch...

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$9,000.

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I don't know, it seems like
a lot for an a cappella group

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from a college we never went to.

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Did you even hear the music
I just played for you?

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What's wrong with you?

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These sleeves are cutting
off my circulation.

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There's not enough blood
getting to my hands.

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I think you look nice.

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Doesn't Charles know he's
compromising my attack readiness?

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It's not a dress code.
It's a death sentence.

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Looking good.

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Okay, thank you.

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It's a straightjacket! Okay.

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When Michael was in charge,
this place was like the Roman Empire.

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And the Wild West.

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And war-torn Poland.

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And Poland.

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There was just a lot going on.

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So what you wore to work was
the least of anybody's worries.

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And in that chaos, I soared.

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Hey.
Hey.

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Ed's Tires.
He's thinking of making a change.

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Is this good?

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They have some
great kitchen ideas.

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Okay, Ed's Tires, huh?

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It's small, I know.

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I really appreciate it.

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Thanks, Michael, we...
What is this?

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It's for your trouble.

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I don't need $6
to help a friend.

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No, no, listen, as a friend,

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I want you to have it.
You know I can't take this.

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Yes, I do.

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But don't forget,
you owe me $10.

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That was four years ago.

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Why don't you let it go?
Michael.

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What was up with Pam being all
pushy and negative in there?

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I think she just didn't
want a crucifix cake.

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It scares me to see you going
down a road that I went down.

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Am I going down a road?

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When I see her bossing
you around like that,

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it just makes me wonder if
this thing really has the legs

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to go the distance.

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It's so scary how right
the things you're saying are.

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And you're coming at it
with almost no knowledge,

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so of course I trust
your opinion on this.

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I know a few things about love.

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Horrible, terrible,
awful, awful things.

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I was gonna use today
to purge my inbox,

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but now something much
more pressing has come up.

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Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell
them that we have fewer clients,

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so that we can spend more
time with each of them?

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Also, try to discuss
it over Indian food,

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and try to mention
how you distrust women.

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I'm not gonna do that.

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That is smart.
That would not seem genuine. Ryan?

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I can get there.

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Good. You take
the lead on this one.

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Also, do not forget that he has
just gone through a messy divorce.

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Awesome.

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Bring it in.
Morning cheer.

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U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly.
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly.

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You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey!
You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey!

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Go Michael Scott Paper Company!
Go Michael Scott Paper Company!

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I'm here.
I'm part of this now.

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You needed to speak to me?

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Dwight, take a seat.

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I prefer to stand.
Less blood clots.

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No, that's weird.
You can just sit.

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Great. You know, Dwight, it has been
quite a transition for all of us.

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Are you happy with the way
things have been running lately?

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Why do you ask?
Do you mean

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compared to the way things
ran with other bosses?

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Comparisons are hard.

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I've just been impressed
with your performance,

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and I wanted to make sure good
work doesn't go unnoticed.

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Your concern is noted.

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Yeah, I like your work ethic.

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You're so focused.

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Like a wolf, thank you.

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I want to start giving
you more responsibility.

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What do you say you and I
go out for a drink this week?

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Really?
Definitely.

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It's firm.

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I need you to get me the prices
that you're charging Ed's Tires,

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so I can undercut
Dunder Mifflin.

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I don't know that
I can do that now.

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You know, something's come up.

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Oh, no, is it Mose?

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Did you put
the cover on that well?

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No, Mose is fine.
I roped it off.

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It's not about Mose. Listen,
things are changing here.

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Michael, they're changing fast.

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I'm not following you.

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Imagine someone has a personal
hero they really want to help.

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But then there's this new guy.

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Very cool,
very Will Smith-esque,

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who would not like it
if he helped his hero.

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Personal hero, cool new guy.

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Okay, I think I'm
getting your drift.

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Good, so you see
what I'm saying.

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Crystal clear.

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So is this for a movie
that you're writing? No.

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Can I use it?

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No!

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Dwight, are you
talking about us?

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It is possible that I
could be talking about us.

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Someone could say it is like the
situation that we are in now.

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It is the situation
we're in now.

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So I would say that the old boss

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has always been good to Dwight,

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and he was there first,
so he has dibs.

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You respect dibs, don't you?

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I'm not a barbarian.

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Good.

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Will you meet me in
20 minutes at the spot?

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I will.

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Dwight?
Yes?

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Is the cool new guy Charles?

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I've said too much.

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Is it Stanley?

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Hey, Andy.

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You know, I've been thinking
about what you said...

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Nice.
I just don't know if I can do it.

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That's interesting,
because what I hear you saying

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is that you do want to do it,

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which means you can do it.

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Believe me,
I broke up with Angela,

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and I'm, like,
the happiest guy ever.

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I mean, I'm so happy.
I'm so happy!

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Like, total freedom, you know?

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It's just that Pam gets me
through the day, you know?

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I really rely on her.

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I'm pretty emotionally needy.

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And you know what?

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I am here for you.

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Let me be your traveling pants.

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What'd you do that for?

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You know what
I was doing. Okay.

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Totally.

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Dwight?
What's with the shirt?

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Are you all right?

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I'm sorry, Michael.

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Hi, Michael. Oh, my God, run, run!
It's a setup!

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It's a setup!
Dwight, run!

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No, Michael.
Michael, no.

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Let's be cool, okay?
You be cool!

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Yes.

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Just... What's going on?

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We need to talk about our two
companies and how we should behave.

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Dwight tells me you've been
pestering him for company info.

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Dwight would not...
He did.

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I did, Michael. I was upset
about the shirtsleeves at first,

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but now I'm okay with it.

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Michael, I want you to stop
pestering my salesman

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and I want you to leave Dunder
Mifflin alone. Do you understand?

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I understand nothing.

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Wow.

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Wow.
Michael, are you all right?

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It was a setup.

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Dwight told Charles.
He told him.

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Tell us what
you're talking about.

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Yeah.

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It's like a girl says
she'll make out with you,

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but then her boyfriend is waiting around
the corner with a pee-filled balloon.

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We can't help you if you don't
just tell us what happened.

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I got hit in the face with a
pee-filled water balloon, Pam, okay?

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I don't know how they did it.

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They filled the balloon with pee.
A funnel.

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I don't know!
Is that clear enough for you?

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Hey, Jim.

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I just totally
blew a sales call.

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Bro, I do that all the time.

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Yeah, well, with you
it's different, okay?

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'Cause I just...

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I just suck.
I just... I suck!

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Tuna? Be nice to
my friend Jim, okay?

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Why?

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00:10:09,472 --> 00:10:12,171
When I look in the mirror,
I don't like the face that looks back.

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00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,808
Well, so what?
Your body's a 10.

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00:10:14,884 --> 00:10:16,284
Just forget it.
Jim!

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00:10:16,353 --> 00:10:18,016
I said forget it!

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Dwight Schrute.

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Hello, traitor.

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I think you have the
wrong number, Michael.

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I want you to listen to me, friend,

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and I want you to
listen to me good.

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I am going to come at you,
and I'm going to come at you hard.

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I am going to steal
all of your clients,

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and then I am going to
kill them in front of you.

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Michael!
Just getting hardcore with him.

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Finally.

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00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:54,752
Yes. And hear me, Dwight,

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when I say I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out.

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Bill Cosby.

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00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:05,374
- Mr. Schofield, please.
- He's in a meeting.

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00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:06,578
Damn it!

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00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:07,746
Is Mr. Schofield there?

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00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,587
If you'd like to
reach an outside line,

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00:11:09,659 --> 00:11:11,492
please dial 9 first.
Shoot.

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00:11:12,064 --> 00:11:14,900
So, you think Michael's
going after the whale, huh?

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00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:17,270
I have a long relationship
with HarperCollins Publishers

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and Mr. Schofield.

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I'm not worried.

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00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,739
You sound worried.

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00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:22,181
And you have bad skin.

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00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:25,052
Look, everyone,
we're all making observations!

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Well, if you could do me a big
favor and tell Mr. Schofield

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that Michael Scott
has tickets to the

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Wilkes-Barre Penguins
game this weekend,

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and if he would
like to join me...

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Hello, Daniel,
how are you? Uh-huh.

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I sure do. Yes.

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00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:46,528
Wanted to ask,
did Kathy ever make JV?

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00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:49,298
Look at that old dude
and his Rolodex go.

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00:11:49,372 --> 00:11:52,435
I spent a month putting that
Rolodex on his BlackBerry,

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which he now uses
as a nightlight.

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00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:55,277
Wow. High score?

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00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,486
And, no, I cannot
lower my current prices.

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Hold on.

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Hello. Mr. Schofield, thank you so
much for taking the time to talk.

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00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:07,274
I wanted to discuss
your contract with us.

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00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,849
You're considering him.

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00:12:12,853 --> 00:12:16,724
I thought Michael Scott left the paper
business after his nervous breakdown.

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00:12:16,794 --> 00:12:18,626
Michael has been talking
to my biggest client.

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Master and apprentice
pitted against one another

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for the fate of the greater
Scranton area paper market.

249
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,645
So it's not exactly
like Highlander, but still.

250
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:36,866
Hello, Dwight. I've been expecting
your call. What do you want?

251
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,872
I would like to arrange a truce.

252
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:44,241
So you heard Schofield is considering
a switch, and you want mercy.

253
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,693
Meet me in our spot
in four minutes.

254
00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:46,776
No.

255
00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:49,324
No, you think I'm going to
fall for that? There's no...

256
00:12:49,392 --> 00:12:50,393
Michael.

257
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,621
Meet... Okay.

258
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:53,958
Go to the spot and
then walk 100 feet.

259
00:12:54,035 --> 00:12:55,697
In which direction?

260
00:12:55,805 --> 00:12:56,806
Toward the sun.

261
00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:57,899
At what time?

262
00:12:57,976 --> 00:13:00,071
Noon. You have two seconds.

263
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:06,921
Michael.

264
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:11,694
Sorry.

265
00:13:11,769 --> 00:13:13,705
Dwight.
Michael.

266
00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:16,803
I hope you're not recording
this conversation.

267
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:20,913
Good.

268
00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:24,127
I cannot believe that
you sided with Charles.

269
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:26,041
You were making me do things
that were not all right.

270
00:13:26,065 --> 00:13:27,192
So you just rat me out?

271
00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:28,463
You could've said no.

272
00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:29,937
And not come through for you?

273
00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,739
If you want a truce,
I will give you a truce.

274
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,644
I want a truce.
I do, too.

275
00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:37,847
Let me take you and your whole
company out for lunch at Alfredo's.

276
00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:39,016
Cooper's.

277
00:13:39,091 --> 00:13:40,252
I had fish yesterday.

278
00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:41,519
Damn it.

279
00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:45,267
Dwight-a-licious.
Where you at?

280
00:13:45,771 --> 00:13:48,106
Hi, Michael.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

281
00:13:48,176 --> 00:13:49,735
I got stuck in traffic.

282
00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:51,917
Really? That's weird.
We didn't see any.

283
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:53,748
I hit a bear.
What?

284
00:13:53,821 --> 00:13:55,187
He's technically fine.

285
00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:58,822
I imagine the true horror will
be when he wakes up in a zoo.

286
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:01,027
Hey, listen,
will you do me a favor

287
00:14:01,069 --> 00:14:03,505
and order
the meatball parm for me,

288
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,440
with extra cheese?
Yeah, sure.

289
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,141
Good.
I will see you very soon, all right?

290
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,152
Okay. See you in a bit.

291
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,559
Dwight hit a bear.
He'll be here in a sec.

292
00:14:19,906 --> 00:14:22,536
Oh, my God,
I think we've been robbed!

293
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:26,919
Yeah?

294
00:14:26,987 --> 00:14:28,250
Did you enjoy your lunch?

295
00:14:28,924 --> 00:14:30,285
Dwight, not now,
we've been robbed.

296
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,197
No, Michael.
You were sabotaged!

297
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,736
No, Dwight, we were robbed.

298
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:38,640
How would you even know?
You're still stuck in traffic.

299
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,284
You?
Me.

300
00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:45,348
What about our truce?

301
00:14:45,424 --> 00:14:46,449
I broke it.

302
00:14:46,526 --> 00:14:48,052
On purpose?
Yes.

303
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,130
Why?

304
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,276
You think this is
some kind of game?

305
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,704
No, this is a war,
and I will not stop, I will not rest.

306
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,210
You have no idea what kind
of enemy you've created.

307
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,306
You have unleashed a wolf!

308
00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,748
Be that as it may,

309
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:04,518
I have your meatball
parm sandwich here,

310
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,464
and I am going to eat it.

311
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:08,024
And I knew that
you would do that.

312
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:11,166
Their meatball parm is
their worst sandwich!

313
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,678
Bastard!

314
00:15:18,891 --> 00:15:20,092
Hi, there.
Dwight Schrute here.

315
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,529
I was just calling to see
if Michael Scott Paper

316
00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:24,899
was meeting all of
your paper needs,

317
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:29,001
and how is Brenda, age four, ponytail,
and Simon, age seven?

318
00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:32,450
You don't say.

319
00:15:32,853 --> 00:15:34,651
Schrute comma Dwight.

320
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:38,890
And on the back he wrote,
"Great salesman, better friend."

321
00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:44,705
"Tall" and "Beets."

322
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,915
And say hello to Shari,

323
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,846
who is your black wife.

324
00:15:57,803 --> 00:15:59,567
So you're
begging for mercy, huh?

325
00:15:59,639 --> 00:16:01,609
Well, you will find none here.

326
00:16:01,776 --> 00:16:02,889
Dwight, do you mind if we talk?

327
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,247
Sure. That'd be fine.

328
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,413
If you keep coming after us,
the Michael Scott Paper Company

329
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:09,685
cannot succeed.

330
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,957
This is war and
that is what happens.

331
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,770
One more thing.
I'm going to have you listen

332
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,535
while I steal
your biggest client.

333
00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:19,544
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!

334
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:22,440
Michael. Michael. Michael!
I'm turning you down right now.

335
00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:24,231
You can hear me,
but I can't hear you.

336
00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:25,746
Mr. Schofield's
ready to see you now,

337
00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:26,826
Mr. Scott.

338
00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:28,453
Great, Mr. Schofield's
ready to see me.

339
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,024
Thank you so much.
Don't let him in, he's a traitor!

340
00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:32,263
Walking in the door.
Michael!

341
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,567
Michael.
Good to see you.

342
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,043
Mr. Schofield,
good to see you.

343
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,881
And I'm closing the door.

344
00:16:42,358 --> 00:16:43,850
Now, when Dwight tells you

345
00:16:43,928 --> 00:16:46,626
that he will keep prices
steady for a year,

346
00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:48,293
I think he is
speaking out of turn.

347
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,036
Really?
Yes.

348
00:16:50,107 --> 00:16:52,304
He does not have
the authority to say that.

349
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:56,250
I, on the other hand, am the president,
the owner and the founder.

350
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,380
It is like you are buying
software from Bill Gates.

351
00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:00,927
Are you saying
you invented paper?

352
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:03,564
Okay, okay.

353
00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:06,104
God.
Okay, Tuna.

354
00:17:08,576 --> 00:17:10,170
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

355
00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:11,476
Hello.

356
00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,496
Excuse me,
can I have your attention, everyone?

357
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,601
Here's the deal, everybody.

358
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:18,026
Jim Halpert is very
upset and disturbed.

359
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,741
I don't know if it
was something you did,

360
00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,462
something you said,
a look you gave him.

361
00:17:21,536 --> 00:17:25,636
Maybe it was nothing at all,
but here's the deal, okay? It stops now!

362
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,078
I guess I could be nicer.

363
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,208
Andy, I think Jim
is messing with you.

364
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,412
Really?

365
00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:35,653
Okay.
Yeah, okay.

366
00:17:35,731 --> 00:17:37,394
What the heck is happening here?

367
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,028
Two things I need
you to understand.

368
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:41,507
One, Pam and I are
very happy together.

369
00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:42,577
That's not what was...

370
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,908
And two,

371
00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,879
that stuff that happened with
you and Angela is a bummer.

372
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:47,999
And I know that you don't think

373
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,836
you're ever going to find someone else,
but you will.

374
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,798
I promise you, you will.

375
00:17:57,474 --> 00:17:59,467
Man, he got me so good.

376
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:05,118
I learned something
about myself today.

377
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,283
Yeah.

378
00:18:06,659 --> 00:18:07,684
I wish this was a sofa,

379
00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:10,096
'cause I feel like I could
sit here and talk for hours.

380
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,134
What is that thing
that Dwight always says?

381
00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:18,148
"Paper is the soil in which
the seeds of business grow..."

382
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:19,913
It's not the soil,
it's the manure!

383
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,614
Paper is the manure!

384
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,922
On-time delivery
is the soil!

385
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:37,286
Hello, Dwight.

386
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:38,447
Spin move!

387
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,261
April 13th, 2002.

388
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,699
Dwight! I'm in a meeting.

389
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:46,032
That's very rude.

390
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,802
I barge, because I care.

391
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,346
April 13th, 2002.
That is the date

392
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,576
when you tried to
switch paper providers

393
00:18:52,784 --> 00:18:56,383
for an obscure sociology textbook,
but were hung out to dry

394
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,862
when the price of
glossy stock increased.

395
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,710
Maybe we should schedule
a meeting on another day.

396
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:04,640
Hey, hey! Continuing. Notice my
persistence and recall. Continuing!

397
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,809
You called Dunder Mifflin and your
order was filled within an hour.

398
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:12,084
I'm going to pull a date
out of the air right now.

399
00:19:12,224 --> 00:19:14,126
April 13th, 2002.

400
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:18,026
That is the last day that you
evaluated your paper needs.

401
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:21,500
Is it not?
We all know that the economy is bad,

402
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,790
and bloated companies like
Dunder Mifflin... Come on.

403
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,909
Are going to
fall by the wayside.

404
00:19:25,985 --> 00:19:28,923
Two of their branches have
closed within the last year.

405
00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:31,120
The Michael Scott
Paper Company, however,

406
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:33,290
has opened a new
branch this very month.

407
00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:36,806
What he's not telling you
is that he will abandon you.

408
00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:39,343
Why don't you guys just
e-mail me your best offers,

409
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,590
and we can
finish it up that way?

410
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,177
That sounds like a great idea.
That sounds like a fantastic idea.

411
00:19:43,186 --> 00:19:46,317
I will see you this weekend for
the Penguins, box seats as usual!

412
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,827
Okay, sure!
Good, good, good.

413
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,297
Thank you, Mr. Schofield,
for your time.

414
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,859
Much appreciated.

415
00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:53,371
And tell me,

416
00:19:53,874 --> 00:19:55,638
how's your gay son?

417
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:57,912
Excuse me?

418
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:02,547
I color-code all my info.

419
00:20:02,624 --> 00:20:04,116
I wrote "gay son" in green.

420
00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:07,895
Green means go, so I know to
go ahead and shut up about it.

421
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:11,202
Orange means, "Orange you
glad you didn't bring it up?"

422
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,302
Most colors mean,
"Don't say it."

423
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,277
How is Tom,
the homosexual sophomore?

424
00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:20,823
I wanted to start
a company, not a war,

425
00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:25,495
because, in a war, you always
fight those you are closest to.

426
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:29,004
And the great tragedy
of the Civil War

427
00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:30,843
is that brother
fought against brother.

428
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:33,745
For what?
What purpose did that serve,

429
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:36,053
apart from abolishing slavery?

430
00:20:36,158 --> 00:20:39,062
In that case,
war was the right choice.

431
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:40,930
This doesn't feel
as important, though.

432
00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:44,441
That's just how the world works,
I guess.

433
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:57,192
Michael Scott Paper Company.

434
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:08,362
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