1 00:00:02,109 --> 00:00:07,704 At least once a year, I like to bring in Some of my kevin's famous chili. 2 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:11,799 The trick is to undercook the onions. 3 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:15,795 Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. 4 00:00:16,195 --> 00:00:18,493 I'm serious about this stuff. 5 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:23,688 I'm up the night before pressing garlic And dicing whole tomatoes. 6 00:00:23,987 --> 00:00:27,084 I toast my own ancho chilies. 7 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:29,382 Jesus. 8 00:00:29,382 --> 00:00:33,877 It's a recipe passed down from malones for generations. 9 00:00:34,776 --> 00:00:37,374 It's probably the thing I do best. 10 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:44,367 www.1000fr.com presents 11 00:00:49,662 --> 00:00:55,556 光纤 12 00:00:57,154 --> 00:00:58,752 the office S05 ep24 13 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,645 Someone is returning! 14 00:01:07,244 --> 00:01:09,941 He started his own company, and now he's back. 15 00:01:09,941 --> 00:01:12,039 Who could it be? 16 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:13,538 I'll give you a hint. 17 00:01:13,538 --> 00:01:15,236 He is a man. 18 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:18,233 A man you have missed with all your heart. 19 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:21,729 A man who has ruined all other men for you. 20 00:01:21,729 --> 00:01:23,927 Who is it? 21 00:01:23,927 --> 00:01:26,325 - Who is it? - Who is it? 22 00:01:33,318 --> 00:01:35,416 It's michael scott. 23 00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:39,112 Hold it up. 24 00:01:39,811 --> 00:01:41,210 Conference room, five minutes. 25 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:50,201 Well, I guess the first order of business Is to welcome back me and pam and ryan. 26 00:01:52,798 --> 00:01:58,193 And how about casual friday again, huh? Reinstituting casual friday? 27 00:01:58,792 --> 00:01:59,991 You all look great. 28 00:02:00,191 --> 00:02:04,187 What I want to do right now Is try something a little different. 29 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:06,385 I'm going to throw it out there, starting with this meeting. 30 00:02:06,385 --> 00:02:07,783 I want you guys to run it. 31 00:02:07,783 --> 00:02:10,880 I want you to say whatever you want, Take it away. 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,779 Your meeting. 33 00:02:14,477 --> 00:02:15,775 Wh-What are you doing? 34 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:18,872 If there is something That you would like to say as a group, 35 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,969 Then by all means, you may say it to me right now. 36 00:02:22,169 --> 00:02:22,968 Okay. 37 00:02:23,368 --> 00:02:25,166 - Yes. - People are dressed inappropriately. 38 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:25,865 Take it up with toby. 39 00:02:25,865 --> 00:02:29,761 What I want you to do Is I want you to look inward. 40 00:02:30,161 --> 00:02:31,959 And I want you to reflect. 41 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:33,857 And I want you to say something different. 42 00:02:33,857 --> 00:02:35,056 Can you give us a hint? 43 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,952 When I needed salespeople for my new paper company, 44 00:02:38,952 --> 00:02:41,550 Everyone here turned their back on me. 45 00:02:42,948 --> 00:02:46,145 Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness? No. 46 00:02:46,145 --> 00:02:51,340 Am I going to ask for a big, crying apology? No. 47 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,036 Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me? No. 48 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:59,032 I just want a tiny, microscopic version of that. 49 00:02:59,532 --> 00:03:01,030 Oscar, what were you going to say? 50 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,029 Nothing. 51 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:03,328 I didn't say anything. 52 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:04,726 All right. 53 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,325 Do I still have a job here? 54 00:03:06,325 --> 00:03:07,324 Not important. 55 00:03:08,323 --> 00:03:09,921 Okay, all right. 56 00:03:09,921 --> 00:03:13,018 - Yes. Yes, you have a job. 57 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:18,712 Frankly, you have a job because ryan and pam Are starting with us as salesmen. 58 00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:21,210 - Wait, what? - How is that going to work? 59 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:22,808 It's going to work very smoothly, 60 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:26,005 Because pam and ryan are bringing over a ton of clients 61 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:27,504 From michael scott paper company and— 62 00:03:27,504 --> 00:03:29,102 You mean the clients you stole from us. 63 00:03:29,102 --> 00:03:30,800 Yeah, aren't we getting those clients back? 64 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,598 No, you lost those clients. 65 00:03:32,598 --> 00:03:34,596 - I call foul, sir. - Okay. 66 00:03:34,596 --> 00:03:35,795 You were bought out. 67 00:03:35,795 --> 00:03:39,192 So the company then bought out all of the stolen clients. 68 00:03:39,192 --> 00:03:41,689 Okay, dwight, let me explain something to you. 69 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,087 I set the rules and you follow them. 70 00:03:44,187 --> 00:03:45,785 Blindly. Okay? 71 00:03:45,785 --> 00:03:48,582 And if you have a problem with that, 72 00:03:48,982 --> 00:03:51,480 Then you can talk to our complaint department. 73 00:03:52,279 --> 00:03:53,577 It's a trash can. 74 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:01,569 Don't fall in love with me, kid. 75 00:04:08,463 --> 00:04:10,161 Boscov's at the steamtown mall? 76 00:04:10,361 --> 00:04:11,859 It sure looked good on the mannequin. 77 00:04:11,859 --> 00:04:14,257 - Well, you have good taste. - Well, thanks. 78 00:04:14,257 --> 00:04:17,154 I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though. 79 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:18,253 What? 80 00:04:18,552 --> 00:04:20,451 Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients 81 00:04:20,451 --> 00:04:21,549 When you were stealing them? 82 00:04:21,549 --> 00:04:23,148 That I didn't have enough time for them? 83 00:04:23,348 --> 00:04:24,946 Oh, I, um... 84 00:04:25,046 --> 00:04:27,643 Close your mouth, sweetie, you look like a trout. 85 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:31,739 The man is wearing sandals. 86 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,937 I don't need to see oscar's toes at work. 87 00:04:33,937 --> 00:04:37,134 Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat! 88 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:39,132 Can't you just not look at his feet? 89 00:04:39,631 --> 00:04:40,730 Excuse me? 90 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:44,227 You're so educated, aren't you, toby? 91 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:45,925 So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. 92 00:04:45,925 --> 00:04:47,623 I don't want to look at his feet. 93 00:04:48,023 --> 00:04:49,222 Do your job! 94 00:04:49,821 --> 00:04:52,918 Well, I was in the seminary for a year And dropped out 95 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,615 'Cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, cathy. 96 00:04:55,815 --> 00:04:57,613 ? Followed her to scranton. 97 00:04:58,013 --> 00:05:00,311 Took the first job I could find in h.R. 98 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:02,908 Later she divorced me. 99 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:08,403 So no, I wouldn't say I have a passion for h.R. 100 00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:12,998 - There you are, my friend. - Oh, thanks, man. 101 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:15,495 Pamela. 102 00:05:16,694 --> 00:05:17,993 - Thanks, michael. - Yep. 103 00:05:22,688 --> 00:05:24,786 Fresh hot ink. 104 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:27,483 "New file system." 105 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:32,379 Trust me, stanley, You're going to want to read this memo very carefully. 106 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:35,276 ?I am not changing the way I do my files. 107 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:37,773 No. No. This goes for all of you. 108 00:05:37,973 --> 00:05:44,067 Believe me, You are going to want to heat my words. 109 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,266 When held over heat, 110 00:05:45,565 --> 00:05:46,864 The invisible ink will reveal 111 00:05:46,864 --> 00:05:49,961 That everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately. 112 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,457 Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink. 113 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,553 Urine. It was urine. 114 00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:03,647 I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, 115 00:06:03,647 --> 00:06:06,245 But I'm not going to drive home to change. 116 00:06:06,444 --> 00:06:08,442 - I could loan you a pair of socks. - No. 117 00:06:08,442 --> 00:06:09,042 No, they're clean. 118 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:10,241 I was going to wear them to volleyball practice later. 119 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:11,539 I don't think so. 120 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:15,535 Andrew bernard. 121 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:17,334 Okay, what are you still doing at your desk? 122 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,430 What are you still doing not at your desk? 123 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,728 Did you even read the memo? 124 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:25,026 All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order— 125 00:06:25,026 --> 00:06:26,724 No, you idiot. 126 00:06:26,924 --> 00:06:29,322 There is a code embedded in the memo. 127 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,320 Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, 128 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,718 Except for ryan and pam, 129 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:35,316 And get them down to the warehouse pronto. 130 00:06:35,316 --> 00:06:39,012 Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. 131 00:06:39,012 --> 00:06:41,909 Stop doing rhyming poetry. Just tell them, please. 132 00:06:41,909 --> 00:06:43,308 God, the simplest thing. 133 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,803 We're in crisis mode here, do you understand? 134 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:52,199 The two unqualified so-Called salespeople Are being favored 135 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:54,197 Because they all failed together. 136 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:55,895 And frankly, I'm not convinced that 137 00:06:55,895 --> 00:06:58,293 michael and pam Didn't have a thing going while they were gone. 138 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,391 Can I address that? 139 00:06:59,491 --> 00:07:00,590 - No, you're too close. - Okay. 140 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,988 Stanley, how do you feel About those two taking your clients? 141 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:04,986 It's not right. I don't like it. 142 00:07:04,986 --> 00:07:06,384 He doesn't like it. 143 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,581 You don't take my clients away And give them to a secretary. 144 00:07:09,881 --> 00:07:12,079 No offense, jim. I think she's very pretty. 145 00:07:12,079 --> 00:07:13,677 Her face is okay, but. 146 00:07:13,977 --> 00:07:16,474 Jesus! What— What are you doing here? 147 00:07:16,774 --> 00:07:18,273 I don't know. I saw a crowd. 148 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,371 I thought there might be a dogfight 149 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:20,470 - or something— - Get out! 150 00:07:21,469 --> 00:07:23,168 We need to do something. 151 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:26,265 I'm thinking maybe a coup or we take ryan hostage. 152 00:07:26,265 --> 00:07:28,662 - Those sound too harsh. - No, I'm not saying we do those things. 153 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:30,860 I'm saying something like those things. 154 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,658 - Of course. - What is like a hostage? 155 00:07:32,658 --> 00:07:33,857 Excellent question. 156 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:36,055 We could write a strongly-Worded letter. 157 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,653 Words will never be enough. 158 00:07:37,653 --> 00:07:38,652 Strongly-Painted picture. 159 00:07:38,652 --> 00:07:40,750 - No, pictures are too interpretive. - Can I just say something? 160 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,348 I know that tempers are high, 161 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:45,445 But I think the best way to handle this Might be to just talk to michael directly. 162 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:48,043 Well, that— 163 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:50,340 That's a great idea, jim. 164 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:51,939 Oh, I totally see your point. 165 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,437 Okay, we'll talk to michael directly. 166 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:55,435 So uh, meeting is over, I guess. 167 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,234 - I'll see everyone upstairs. - Great, see you upstairs. 168 00:07:57,234 --> 00:07:57,833 Come on. 169 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:05,026 Now is the time for action. I'm talking action— 170 00:08:06,824 --> 00:08:08,722 - That was great. - I know. 171 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,121 - Why are you so mad? - You look so classy in that picture. 172 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,419 I do? Well— 173 00:08:12,518 --> 00:08:13,917 Where is that bowl? 174 00:08:14,117 --> 00:08:17,114 - Hey, you have a second? - Michael scott paper company only. 175 00:08:17,214 --> 00:08:18,712 Yeah, I think you're gonna want to cool it with that, 176 00:08:18,712 --> 00:08:20,610 'Cause it's starting to upset the other salesmen. 177 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:21,909 - Okay, well... - tough. 178 00:08:21,909 --> 00:08:23,707 I will— No, no. 179 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,705 I'll talk to them when they all get back from the bathroom. 180 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,904 This is awkward to talk about 181 00:08:26,904 --> 00:08:29,202 But there may or may not be— But definitely is— 182 00:08:29,202 --> 00:08:31,100 A mutiny forming in the warehouse right now. 183 00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:33,897 - Against who? - You. 184 00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:35,995 - Us. - What? 185 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:37,993 It's gotta be because they all want their clients. 186 00:08:37,993 --> 00:08:42,089 The old michael scott might have taken this, But not the new michael scott. 187 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,585 They are in for a bitter surprise. 188 00:08:45,585 --> 00:08:47,483 I am not to be truffled with. 189 00:08:48,282 --> 00:08:51,679 Six weeks ago, None of these people wanted to come with me. 190 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:55,176 You two were the only ones with the stones to follow. 191 00:08:56,075 --> 00:08:57,673 That was us, right there. 192 00:08:58,073 --> 00:08:58,972 We were something else. 193 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,268 What you gotta do Is you gotta go down to that warehouse 194 00:09:02,268 --> 00:09:04,167 And you gotta crack some skulls. 195 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:04,966 Chiklis style. 196 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:06,165 Yeah, the commish. 197 00:09:06,764 --> 00:09:09,361 Yes, but chiklis shield style. 198 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:10,660 - Okay. - Not commish style. 199 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:12,159 Yeah, yeah. The shield. 200 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,053 It's crazy what's going on out there today, huh? 201 00:09:18,252 --> 00:09:21,150 I know. Yeah, it's... kinda— 202 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:23,048 Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it. 203 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,045 That's true. That's right. Yeah. 204 00:09:27,144 --> 00:09:28,143 Want to play a game? 205 00:09:34,736 --> 00:09:36,035 Hey, gang. Where you been? 206 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:38,732 Lunch. 207 00:09:38,932 --> 00:09:41,030 - Where'd you eat? - A restaurant. 208 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,428 What'd you have, stanley? 209 00:09:42,628 --> 00:09:44,027 I had a salmon salad. 210 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:45,525 With water, no ice. 211 00:09:45,525 --> 00:09:47,923 I was going to get a soda, But the waitress talked me out of it. 212 00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:49,621 Her name was flo, she had black hair. 213 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:50,720 I had mexican food. 214 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,919 So since you guys already ate, 215 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:55,215 You won't be eating the stuff That you brought with you for lunch, will you? 216 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:04,506 stanley. 217 00:10:04,806 --> 00:10:06,105 Is that egg salad? 218 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,401 - Andy brought some salmon. - That looks great. 219 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,099 Dwight, is that a meat sandwich? 220 00:10:12,099 --> 00:10:13,397 You guys hungry? 221 00:10:13,497 --> 00:10:14,196 I can eat. 222 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,594 I'm going to have some of this meat sandwich. 223 00:10:17,693 --> 00:10:18,692 It's pony. 224 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:21,589 What kind of sauce is on your salmon? 225 00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:22,788 Dijonnaise. 226 00:10:24,386 --> 00:10:25,685 Thanks for going out, guys. 227 00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:29,581 Hey, meredith, can I talk to you privately for a second? 228 00:10:29,581 --> 00:10:30,380 About what? 229 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:31,479 Your outfit. 230 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,977 What? What's wrong with my outfit? 231 00:10:35,076 --> 00:10:37,773 You— You might consider pulling it down a touch. 232 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,370 It's ri— It's riding up a little high. 233 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:41,969 A bunch of prudes. 234 00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:43,467 You know, oscar's allowed to wear sandals, 235 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,365 But I'm not allowed to wear open-Toed shoes? 236 00:10:45,365 --> 00:10:46,564 Is that how it goes? 237 00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:48,362 Meredith, your boob is out. 238 00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:49,161 Fine. 239 00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:51,359 No! Meredith, too far! 240 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,257 Damn it, meredith, where are your panties? 241 00:10:53,257 --> 00:10:54,656 It's casual day. 242 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,153 Happy? 243 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:04,646 Toby! Toby, toby! 244 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:05,445 Toby. 245 00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,241 No. If you do that, I'm gonna do that. 246 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,840 If you do that, I'm gonna do that. 247 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,538 If you do this, I'm going to do that. 248 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:15,635 Well, what if I just do this? 249 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:17,633 You don't want to do that. 250 00:11:18,632 --> 00:11:21,229 I'm just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. 251 00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:22,428 With creed. 252 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:25,225 Playing chess. At work. 253 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,524 He's winning. 254 00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:31,419 I feel like I'm describing a dream I had. 255 00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:33,517 I'm sorry you feel that way, mr. Bart. 256 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:37,113 Is there anything I can do to make things better? 257 00:11:38,412 --> 00:11:39,911 Give me the phone. Give me the phone. 258 00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:40,610 - Exactly. -? That's my client. 259 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:42,608 - This is your first complaint in ten years. 260 00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:44,606 - Things have been generally good. - Give me the phone. 261 00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:45,805 Tell him dwight schrute wants to talk to him. 262 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,503 - Look, uh, mr. Bart... - hi, mr. Bart. 263 00:11:47,503 --> 00:11:49,601 - At these prices with this service... - Hey, it's dwight here. 264 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,000 - Give me the phone. - You're not gonna find this anywhere else. 265 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,497 - Dwight schrute here. Hey, don't hang up. - No, no, no. Sir, don't listen. 266 00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:55,995 I know times are tough right now, And I laud your thriftiness. 267 00:11:55,995 --> 00:11:57,693 - Ryan, hand the phone over. - Ryan! 268 00:11:57,693 --> 00:11:59,191 Stop flustering me, everybody! 269 00:11:59,191 --> 00:12:00,790 Who let this boy on the phone? 270 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:02,188 Mr. Bart! 271 00:12:04,686 --> 00:12:06,084 I cannot believe you lost that account. 272 00:12:06,084 --> 00:12:08,082 He was my client for ten years! 273 00:12:08,082 --> 00:12:11,479 You made him lose the account By screaming at him the entire time. 274 00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:12,778 It's okay, ryan. 275 00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:15,175 You're a secretary! What do you know? 276 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:16,174 - Okay. - And you're a temp. 277 00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,473 And I'm taking your phone. 278 00:12:17,473 --> 00:12:19,371 - I'm confiscating this. - Hey, hey, guys. 279 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,470 You know what I want you to do? 280 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:22,468 Shake hands, get over it. 281 00:12:26,264 --> 00:12:28,062 That was not a shake, dwight. 282 00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:30,360 We want our clients back or we quit, michael. 283 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,759 Who quits? 284 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:33,457 Me. 285 00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:34,956 And me. 286 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,054 Me too. 287 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,053 You guys gotta be kidding. 288 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:40,450 No, we gotta be deadly serious. We'll start our own paper company. 289 00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:43,047 The schrute-Bernard- Lapin-Vance... 290 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,445 Stanley paper company. 291 00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:46,544 I love it. 292 00:12:46,544 --> 00:12:49,141 I love this idea, and I fully support you. 293 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:52,538 As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you some seed money. 294 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,035 There you go. There's some seed money for you. 295 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,834 And you can take it, no hard feelings. 296 00:12:56,834 --> 00:13:00,630 But if you stay, I want an apology, And I want a big one. 297 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:03,127 - You want us to apologize to you? - Yes, I do. 298 00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:04,826 That's completely backwards. 299 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:05,925 It's frontwards. 300 00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:08,122 Michael, you thought you were attacking corporate, 301 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,521 But we were the ones who got hurt. 302 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:11,319 You should be apologizing to us. 303 00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:12,018 - That's right. - Right. 304 00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:15,015 Michael, you always said we were a family. 305 00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:17,113 Then you went after us. 306 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:24,006 No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong. 307 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:29,301 And I have looked at this thing, Like, a hundred different ways. 308 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:30,700 From my point of view, 309 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:32,698 From their point of view... 310 00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:36,294 98 others. 311 00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:39,691 And the bottom line, I am in the wrong. 312 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,790 I'm the bad guy. 313 00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:47,083 I need you to arrange a meeting Between me and the sales staff 314 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,682 Without ryan and pam knowing. 315 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:50,480 Gasp. 316 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,778 Are you talking about a secret meeting? 317 00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:54,676 Whatever you guys did earlier. 318 00:13:54,975 --> 00:13:57,873 I don't know the first thing about secret meetings. 319 00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:59,471 - Just do it, okay? - I'll do— 320 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,869 - Get 'em there. Get 'em there. - I'll do the best I can. 321 00:14:01,869 --> 00:14:03,167 Are you kidding me? 322 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,265 - Deceit does not come easy to me. - Okay, okay, okay. 323 00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:12,931 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 324 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,253 I really love your outfit. 325 00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:19,351 Thank you so much for saying that. 326 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,649 I can't believe that toby thinks this is inappropriate. 327 00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:22,947 You look like j-Lo. 328 00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:28,442 So from the bottom of my heart To the top of my heart, I am sorry. 329 00:14:28,442 --> 00:14:30,140 Are you giving us our clients back? 330 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,538 If we could just focus and go down the line, 331 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,235 And everyone would say, "apology accepted," 332 00:14:35,235 --> 00:14:36,834 I think we would all feel better. 333 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,630 And then we can break out my gift to you— 334 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,828 Complimentary white chocolate bark. 335 00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,025 Nobody likes that stuff except for you. 336 00:14:45,025 --> 00:14:47,023 They wouldn't make it unless people liked it. 337 00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,621 Michael, just give us our clients back. That's all we care about. 338 00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,519 Okay. If I give you your clients back 339 00:14:51,519 --> 00:14:53,717 There won't be enough clients for pam and ryan, 340 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:55,914 And I promised both of them that they were gonna be salespeople. 341 00:14:55,914 --> 00:14:58,212 - So? - Fine, have your clients. 342 00:14:58,212 --> 00:14:59,910 I can see that's what you wanted all along. 343 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:00,909 Okay. 344 00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:02,608 However, I rescind my apology. 345 00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:03,707 - Okay. - That's fair. 346 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:06,304 You are not reacting at all as I had hoped. 347 00:15:13,597 --> 00:15:16,494 What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse? 348 00:15:18,392 --> 00:15:21,689 Michael gave all of our clients Back to their old salespeople, 349 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,986 So now there's not enough for both me and pam to stay on. 350 00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:26,284 He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. 351 00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:28,082 He'll make his decision by the end of the day. 352 00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,181 I think you should get it. 353 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,379 You really grew into it. 354 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,075 I think you should get it. 355 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,673 You've changed a lot And you'd be good at it. 356 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,169 If you really think that, will you tell that to michael? 357 00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:42,967 That would go a long way coming from you. 358 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:44,766 Yeah. 359 00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:45,964 Thanks. 360 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,760 So hey, I want to set you up with my daughter. 361 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,358 Oh, I'm engaged to pam. 362 00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:54,456 I thought you were gay. 363 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,754 Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? 364 00:15:56,754 --> 00:15:57,753 I don't know. 365 00:15:58,252 --> 00:15:59,850 Jim. Can I talk to you for a minute? 366 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,349 Sure, let me just finish this turn. 367 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:06,744 And bingo was his name. 368 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,542 Let's go. 369 00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:09,840 Challenge. 370 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,138 I need your help. 371 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,636 This whole pam/ryan debate is screwing with my head. 372 00:16:14,636 --> 00:16:17,133 I don't want to be biased, but I am very close to ryan. 373 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,131 - You know that. - You're close with pam too. 374 00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:21,129 - she's nice, I guess. - You know what? 375 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:22,927 Best thing to do, pros and cons list. 376 00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:25,125 Pro for ryan, he went to business school. 377 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:26,823 He's my number one choice. 378 00:16:26,823 --> 00:16:28,322 - Well, that's— - I like his hair. 379 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,820 Cons, ryan. 380 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,419 He defrauded the company. 381 00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:33,317 - He has never made a sale. - Okay. 382 00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:36,014 - He definitely stole my ipod. - That sounds pretty biased. 383 00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:37,213 You didn't hear my pros. 384 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,612 Environmentally-Conscious 385 00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:40,010 'Cause his mom drives him to work every day. 386 00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:40,909 Okay. 387 00:16:40,909 --> 00:16:42,708 Pam, pros. I like her. 388 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,605 I think that she is a fast learner. 389 00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:47,902 Cons, she doesn't always follow through. 390 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:51,299 Sh— New york and the whole art school thing. And roy. 391 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:52,698 She has a weird voice. 392 00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:53,896 - That's not true. - I don't need to tell you that. 393 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,695 I think she'd be a really good salesperson. 394 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,591 I don't think you are being totally impartial, though, 395 00:16:59,591 --> 00:17:01,589 Because you haven't said one bad thing about pam. 396 00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:03,087 - And I won't. - Okay. 397 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,385 So be it, then you've lost credibility. 398 00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:07,283 And I'm going to go with my gut, and that's ryan. 399 00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:08,881 ? 400 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,078 You're right, sometimes when she is tired, 401 00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:13,577 She can be a little bit shrill. 402 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,075 But that's not a weird voice. 403 00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:18,272 Take it easy. 404 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:20,769 man! 405 00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:22,967 Honey! 406 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,963 I want you to bring the garbage out. 407 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,061 'Cause I'm not going to have sex with you 408 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,159 Unless you bring out the garba— 409 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,553 I have a very difficult decision to make. 410 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:41,049 It's like last week I was at the video store. 411 00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,745 Do I rent devil wears prada again? 412 00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:47,942 Or do I finally get around to seeing sophie's choice? 413 00:17:48,841 --> 00:17:52,538 It is what you would call a classic difficult decision. 414 00:17:53,936 --> 00:17:57,033 You don't understand clothing, toby. 415 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,730 You're dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki. 416 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,528 All right, look, what you gotta understand Is when you come to work, 417 00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,326 you give up certain rights. 418 00:18:04,526 --> 00:18:07,123 Listen up, flenderson. You're being weak and ineffectual. 419 00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:09,221 I'm cowboying this meeting, okay? 420 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,918 Here are the new rules. Okay, earth tones only. 421 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,316 Also, women are forbidden to wear pants. 422 00:18:14,316 --> 00:18:15,914 All right, come on. Sit down, dwight. 423 00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:17,213 - No. - I'm running this meeting. 424 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:18,412 - That's debatable. - It's not. 425 00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:21,209 ? It's not. Sit down or I'm writing you up. 426 00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:22,807 where has this guy been? 427 00:18:22,907 --> 00:18:24,406 Casual fridays are cancelled. 428 00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:26,803 Let's just not do it anymore. 429 00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,901 - No, it is a solution. - You're running from the problem. 430 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:31,199 There's not a single appropriate outfit In this whole— 431 00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:33,097 Except mine, quite honestly. 432 00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:35,395 Pam, can you come in here, please? 433 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:40,689 Have a seat. 434 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:41,888 ? 435 00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:47,782 Well, there's no easy way of saying this. 436 00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:50,679 So I think I will just... 437 00:18:51,479 --> 00:18:52,478 drag it out. 438 00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:56,174 - Since the dawn of time there has been— - Just tell me. 439 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:58,971 I gave ryan the sales job. 440 00:19:01,269 --> 00:19:03,367 There just weren't enough clients for the two of you. 441 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:04,965 So I had to— 442 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:07,263 - No, okay. Okay, I get it. Yeah. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 443 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:12,957 Why are you giggling? 444 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,454 Is this a joke? 445 00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:18,651 Michael, is this— 446 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:20,749 Did I get the job? 447 00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:23,047 - Yes, you did. - I did? 448 00:19:23,047 --> 00:19:24,845 - Yep. - For real, you're not kidding? 449 00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:26,544 - No, you— No. - I did? 450 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,042 No, you're the best person for the job. 451 00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:31,539 - You're going to be great. - Oh, michael, thank you. Thank you. 452 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,437 Thank you. You will not be sorry. 453 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:34,935 You should've seen your face. 454 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,434 Oh, man! 455 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,332 that was classic. 456 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,728 I really thought I didn't get it. 457 00:19:41,728 --> 00:19:43,227 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 458 00:19:43,227 --> 00:19:45,325 - 'Cause you said I didn't. - Oh, man. That was really good. 459 00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:48,122 - That was really good. - Oh, what about ryan? 460 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,719 I don't know, I offered him his temp job back. 461 00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:51,718 We'll see. 462 00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:55,814 He was not happy at all when I offered him this job, 463 00:19:55,814 --> 00:19:57,912 And then I told him he didn't get the job, so. 464 00:19:57,912 --> 00:19:58,711 Yeah. 465 00:19:58,811 --> 00:20:00,809 Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore. 466 00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,507 I don't appreciate you telling me what to do. 467 00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:05,804 So clean out your desk, you are through here. 468 00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:08,701 Thanks, michael. 469 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,199 What's our receptionist's name? 470 00:20:11,399 --> 00:20:12,198 Erin. 471 00:20:12,398 --> 00:20:13,397 Could you send her in? 472 00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:17,892 Erin. 473 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,291 Michael wants to see you. 474 00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:24,785 - Hello. - Hi. 475 00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:26,184 Have a seat. 476 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,979 This is very difficult to say, 477 00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:36,374 But no one here likes you in the office And we are going to have to let you go. 478 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,168 Hank, would you come up here, please? 479 00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:43,267 Hank is our security guard. 480 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,465 - Oh, I can go. - He will be ushering you out. 481 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,059 Oh, your face! 482 00:20:52,258 --> 00:20:54,456 - Is— Do the people— - No, I'm kidding. No, you're not— 483 00:20:54,456 --> 00:20:56,154 You're not fired. Yet. 484 00:20:58,452 --> 00:20:59,550 Do they not like me, though? 485 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,449 - I don't know, actually. - Okay. 486 00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:12,742 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/hbm6 Help other users to choose the best subtitles