1 00:00:02,141 --> 00:00:05,167 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 2 00:00:05,244 --> 00:00:07,109 I just won an art contest. 3 00:00:15,788 --> 00:00:16,812 Thanks. 4 00:00:16,889 --> 00:00:17,981 I still don't understand why you 5 00:00:18,057 --> 00:00:19,388 wanted me to say that. Shut up. 6 00:00:21,693 --> 00:00:22,682 I got her. 7 00:00:25,197 --> 00:00:26,630 Not cool, Dwight. 8 00:00:27,599 --> 00:00:28,896 Not cool, man. 9 00:01:06,004 --> 00:01:07,904 Oh, no. 10 00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:11,067 I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, 11 00:01:11,143 --> 00:01:16,445 so occasionally, I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. 12 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:19,848 I actually dance all the time. 13 00:01:20,419 --> 00:01:24,082 Tip-toeing around corporate, it is a ballet. 14 00:01:24,156 --> 00:01:28,252 When I am breaking all the rules, I'm break dancing. 15 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,887 And espresso. 16 00:01:31,630 --> 00:01:34,758 Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. 17 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,528 I think I'm growing into a giant, 18 00:01:36,602 --> 00:01:39,332 because look at this normal-sized coffee cup. 19 00:01:39,404 --> 00:01:42,271 Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. 20 00:01:43,509 --> 00:01:46,069 Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on? 21 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:48,943 I do. Okay, how about a woman? Pam? 22 00:01:49,014 --> 00:01:51,608 I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an e-mail. 23 00:01:51,683 --> 00:01:54,083 Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor. 24 00:01:54,153 --> 00:01:56,018 Really? Okay. 25 00:01:56,088 --> 00:01:57,180 Just sent it. 26 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:58,780 What about the rest of you? 27 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:01,390 At Dunder Mifflin, 28 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:05,521 there is a very strict no-lunch-with-the-boss policy, 29 00:02:05,597 --> 00:02:07,292 and I don't know who instituted it. 30 00:02:07,366 --> 00:02:11,063 I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down. 31 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:12,763 But at the Michael Scott Paper Company, 32 00:02:12,838 --> 00:02:16,274 I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan every day. 33 00:02:16,775 --> 00:02:20,541 So, rules be damned, I want to have lunch with these people. 34 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:22,136 Who else? Who else? Ryan? 35 00:02:22,214 --> 00:02:24,580 I don't do lunch. I'm doing five small meals a day now. 36 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:27,346 Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again, 37 00:02:27,419 --> 00:02:30,411 I find that food is one thing I can control. 38 00:02:30,489 --> 00:02:34,016 Okay, anyone? Anyone at all? 39 00:02:34,459 --> 00:02:38,657 Accounting, I am a-counting on you to go to lunch with me. 40 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:41,358 No, I don't want to stay late to have a two-hour lunch. 41 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:43,230 Michael, we have a lot of work to do. 42 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:44,394 What? 43 00:02:45,003 --> 00:02:46,027 Work. 44 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:49,272 God. What happened to you people? 45 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:50,865 "We are just office drones. 46 00:02:50,943 --> 00:02:55,175 "We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work." 47 00:02:55,247 --> 00:02:58,375 If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day. 48 00:02:58,450 --> 00:03:00,714 Oh, no, your battery fell out. 49 00:03:01,186 --> 00:03:05,919 "I was just learning to love." 50 00:03:09,728 --> 00:03:10,752 Hi, guys. How are you doing? 51 00:03:10,829 --> 00:03:13,093 Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? 52 00:03:13,165 --> 00:03:15,224 It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing 53 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,494 every time you interact with us. 54 00:03:16,568 --> 00:03:17,967 You're right. I'm sorry. 55 00:03:19,271 --> 00:03:21,831 Now, how can I help you? 56 00:03:21,907 --> 00:03:25,365 Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to Youngstown, Ohio? 57 00:03:26,545 --> 00:03:31,744 Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? 58 00:03:31,817 --> 00:03:35,150 I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. 59 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:38,155 This location is the superior court... 60 00:03:38,223 --> 00:03:40,316 So someone's going to a court. Big deal. 61 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:42,292 It is a big deal, 'cause there's only a handful of reasons 62 00:03:42,361 --> 00:03:44,625 why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio 63 00:03:44,696 --> 00:03:46,527 and not be charged with a crime. 64 00:03:46,598 --> 00:03:48,862 Claim an ineritance from a deceased relative, 65 00:03:48,934 --> 00:03:52,631 to obtain a learner's permit at age 141l2 instead of 15. 66 00:03:53,639 --> 00:03:55,903 Erin, let me see your birth certificate. 67 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,532 Sure. 68 00:03:58,377 --> 00:04:00,538 There are other reasons to go to Ohio. 69 00:04:00,612 --> 00:04:01,670 We're getting married today. 70 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:05,743 So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license 71 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:06,875 without a three-day waiting period. 72 00:04:06,952 --> 00:04:07,941 Tell them how it happened. 73 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:09,612 Okay, so we're going through all the wedding plans, 74 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:11,451 and, boy, it is complicated. 75 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:12,547 And very expensive. 76 00:04:12,624 --> 00:04:13,613 Very expensive. 77 00:04:13,692 --> 00:04:14,920 'Cause you say you want a small wedding 78 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,018 and that's great, but then you have to... 79 00:04:17,095 --> 00:04:18,824 You can't leave anyone out. No one. 80 00:04:18,897 --> 00:04:20,421 Okay, just get to the good part. 81 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:23,400 Right, so, this morning, we are having breakfast together... 82 00:04:23,468 --> 00:04:24,492 Mmm-hmm. 83 00:04:24,569 --> 00:04:28,266 and I just looked up from my cereal and I said, 84 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:33,104 "You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you." 85 00:04:34,246 --> 00:04:36,737 I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. 86 00:04:37,516 --> 00:04:38,881 That's how I knew he meant it. 87 00:04:40,152 --> 00:04:41,244 Michael? 88 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,587 Michael, sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? 89 00:04:44,656 --> 00:04:45,645 Do you want these down here... 90 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:47,282 No work! No work! No work! 91 00:04:47,359 --> 00:04:49,122 I come here to release frustration. 92 00:04:51,963 --> 00:04:53,794 Well, I like to swim. That's good. 93 00:04:53,865 --> 00:04:56,060 You've got a cool place to come. 94 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:59,262 If you ever want to come down here, door's always open. 95 00:04:59,338 --> 00:05:00,498 Lock's broken, so... 96 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:01,596 Thank you. 97 00:05:01,673 --> 00:05:04,699 Give me your hand. Hey, here we go, here we go. Yeah. 98 00:05:04,776 --> 00:05:07,108 There we go. Now you got it. Now I do got it. 99 00:05:07,179 --> 00:05:08,840 Now you got it. Hey, you want some espresso? 100 00:05:08,914 --> 00:05:10,006 Yeah. 101 00:05:10,082 --> 00:05:11,106 Gotta keep yourself dehydrated. 102 00:05:11,183 --> 00:05:12,946 That's rule number one. Okay. 103 00:05:13,018 --> 00:05:14,849 I love it. I love it. 104 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:21,288 Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. 105 00:05:22,361 --> 00:05:24,056 There's no reason to be scared. 106 00:05:24,129 --> 00:05:26,427 The bad man is gone. Charles is gone. 107 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,022 Charles really did a number on these guys. 108 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,034 They are way too focused on work. 109 00:05:30,102 --> 00:05:34,903 When I was in charge, this place was like Dave & Buster's, 110 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:39,376 people just hanging out, having fun, eating apps. 111 00:05:40,178 --> 00:05:44,205 I don't know, it's like Dave died or something. 112 00:05:45,817 --> 00:05:48,081 Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you. 113 00:05:48,153 --> 00:05:49,882 Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy. 114 00:05:49,955 --> 00:05:56,053 I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo. 115 00:05:56,128 --> 00:05:58,596 Little Andy is afraid. 116 00:05:58,663 --> 00:05:59,925 Andy's afraid? Yes. 117 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:01,556 Are you all afraid? No. 118 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:05,592 Daddy's here for you, my little angels. 119 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:07,365 Okay, 120 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:10,931 I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk. 121 00:06:11,009 --> 00:06:13,000 What? Funk is the problem, 122 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:15,103 and the solution. That makes sense. 123 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:16,613 I have taken my downstairs office 124 00:06:16,681 --> 00:06:18,945 and I have turned it into a place to hang out, 125 00:06:19,017 --> 00:06:23,249 a place where unattractive and attractive people can get together, 126 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:27,485 to meet, to greet, to see the ones that you love, 127 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:29,789 to love the ones that you see. 128 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:32,227 Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you? 129 00:06:32,297 --> 00:06:34,162 Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? 130 00:06:34,232 --> 00:06:35,290 Everybody else is past it. 131 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:39,235 All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy. 132 00:06:39,304 --> 00:06:41,033 This is like a haunted coffee house thing? 133 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:44,872 No, Dwight is confusing you. It's more of a disco. 134 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:46,137 It's like a haunted disco. 135 00:06:46,211 --> 00:06:48,645 With coffee, but without the haunting. 136 00:06:48,713 --> 00:06:50,908 It's a combo dance house-coffee bar. 137 00:06:50,982 --> 00:06:54,611 It is a daytime disco on the ground floor 138 00:06:54,686 --> 00:06:56,244 of an industrial office building. 139 00:06:56,321 --> 00:06:57,379 It's a Cafe Disco. 140 00:06:57,456 --> 00:06:58,445 Exactly. 141 00:06:58,523 --> 00:07:00,184 Like a disco-cafe. 142 00:07:00,258 --> 00:07:03,591 What? No. No. Not even close. 143 00:07:03,662 --> 00:07:06,927 I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you. 144 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:09,164 I'm going to be down there. 145 00:07:09,234 --> 00:07:11,065 Erin will be down there from time to time, 146 00:07:11,136 --> 00:07:13,661 and all-you-can-eat espresso. 147 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:23,006 Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you. 148 00:07:23,081 --> 00:07:25,015 Yeah. Holding down the fort. 149 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,677 Yeah. This place is great. 150 00:07:27,752 --> 00:07:28,776 Thank you. 151 00:07:28,854 --> 00:07:31,721 Oh, my God, Kevin, I am still on hold. 152 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:32,779 You were supposed to get the answer 153 00:07:32,858 --> 00:07:33,984 from Michael and come back up. 154 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:37,495 This is a no-work zone. Please respect the lei. 155 00:07:38,296 --> 00:07:40,457 Yeah, respect the lei. 156 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:42,859 Come. 157 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:44,292 Kevin, stay. 158 00:07:44,369 --> 00:07:45,802 Kevin, come. 159 00:07:45,871 --> 00:07:47,338 Kevin, stay. 160 00:07:47,405 --> 00:07:49,873 Kevin, come. Stay, stay. 161 00:07:49,941 --> 00:07:52,739 Come on, right now. Cookie, Kevin. Cookie. 162 00:07:52,811 --> 00:07:55,746 There is no cookie, Kevin. 163 00:07:56,014 --> 00:07:57,641 Is there a cookie? Mmm-hmm. 164 00:07:59,084 --> 00:08:00,312 Come on. 165 00:08:01,086 --> 00:08:03,714 For goodness sakes, Kevin, there's no cookie. 166 00:08:03,788 --> 00:08:06,723 There's no cookie. Come on. Come. 167 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:08,418 I wanted a cookie. 168 00:08:08,493 --> 00:08:10,154 Completely unacceptable. 169 00:08:11,162 --> 00:08:14,996 Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. 170 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:21,767 You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax, 171 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:26,743 and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster. 172 00:08:34,286 --> 00:08:35,378 Here we go. 173 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:04,541 What the hell! 174 00:09:07,852 --> 00:09:09,251 Hi, Jessica, is Bob in? 175 00:09:09,321 --> 00:09:10,413 He's on a call. 176 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:11,512 Well, I'll just duck my head in. 177 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:14,354 It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. 178 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,826 Can I give him a message before he gets off? 179 00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:19,261 Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs 180 00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:20,992 in the storage closet between the bathrooms 181 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:24,092 that used to be a utility shower, and he should join me there. 182 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:25,431 I'll let him know. 183 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:27,160 Mmm-hmm. 184 00:09:31,977 --> 00:09:33,205 Phyllis? 185 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:35,010 Hi. 186 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:37,811 Hey. Hey, 187 00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:38,906 I like. 188 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:50,756 All right. Back... There you go. There you go. You got it. 189 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:54,098 Show me some attitude. 190 00:09:56,701 --> 00:09:57,998 Mother. 191 00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,866 God. No, no, no. 192 00:09:59,938 --> 00:10:00,962 Back. 193 00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:03,007 Wow, what did you do? 194 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,300 You didn't do that. You're okay. 195 00:10:06,378 --> 00:10:08,437 You're okay. Let's lie down. 196 00:10:08,513 --> 00:10:10,071 Give me... You want to go down? All right. 197 00:10:10,148 --> 00:10:11,945 Sorry. 198 00:10:12,017 --> 00:10:13,814 Okay, that's okay. 199 00:10:13,885 --> 00:10:17,048 Backs are a problem. Okay, sweetie... 200 00:10:17,122 --> 00:10:18,146 Right here. 201 00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:27,490 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text. Who's Phillip? 202 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:28,964 No, no, no. 203 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,661 Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip? 204 00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:31,759 It's my back. 205 00:10:31,836 --> 00:10:32,894 It's her back. We just... We need... 206 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:33,960 God, call a doctor. 207 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:35,404 You know what? We're going to take care of you. 208 00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,168 We're going to get you help. Come on, come on. 209 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:38,402 Call Bob. 210 00:10:38,476 --> 00:10:39,568 No, no, no, this is no good. 211 00:10:39,644 --> 00:10:41,669 Yeah, back injuries are common. 212 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:42,838 Not as common as knee injuries, 213 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:43,972 but more common than wrist injuries. 214 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:45,346 I don't need a history lesson, okay? 215 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,611 What do you think history is? 216 00:10:46,685 --> 00:10:48,084 Just... We need to get her out of there 217 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:50,087 because no one is going to want to go in there 218 00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:52,282 with a woman writhing around on the floor. 219 00:10:52,357 --> 00:10:54,791 Wait, wait, wait, but most importantly, 220 00:10:54,859 --> 00:10:58,351 we need to get her some medical attention stat. 221 00:10:58,430 --> 00:10:59,761 Here we go. Here we go. 222 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,298 Ramming speed. 223 00:11:01,366 --> 00:11:03,197 Okay, out of the way. Move it or lose it. 224 00:11:05,437 --> 00:11:06,836 Just having too much fun. 225 00:11:06,905 --> 00:11:09,237 Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here. Dwight's gonna take care of you. 226 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:11,741 What? No, I thought we were going to the hospital. 227 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,277 If you want to get sick, you go to a hospital. 228 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:16,677 Okay, Dwight. Okay, good. 229 00:11:16,748 --> 00:11:18,443 I do not want anybody to worry. 230 00:11:18,516 --> 00:11:19,676 What happened to Phyllis? 231 00:11:19,818 --> 00:11:22,480 You know, nothing. She's... 232 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,082 We were hanging out at Cafe Disco 233 00:11:25,223 --> 00:11:26,884 and she had a flare-up of an existing injury, 234 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,482 but she's a tough old bird, so... 235 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,925 Can you please go back to work 236 00:11:29,994 --> 00:11:31,894 instead of masterminding these situations 237 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:33,294 wherein we hurt ourselves? 238 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:35,491 Okay, fine. Phyllis did injure herself, 239 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,660 but she injured herself having fun, 240 00:11:37,736 --> 00:11:40,432 and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything. 241 00:11:43,108 --> 00:11:44,439 I would like the memory of a day 242 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,807 uninterrupted by this nonsense. 243 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:50,678 You all took a life here today. You did. 244 00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:52,216 The life of the party. 245 00:11:52,951 --> 00:11:56,318 Erin, I want you to go downstairs, 246 00:11:57,355 --> 00:11:58,845 and I want you to shut it down. 247 00:11:58,923 --> 00:12:00,686 You mean unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here? 248 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,317 I don't care. Bury it. 249 00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:04,761 I hope you're happy. 250 00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:13,233 Okay. I'm going to need two able-bodied men. 251 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,998 Cafe Disco? More like crappy disco. 252 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,475 You're bad. 253 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,054 There's girls in there. Where? 254 00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:39,619 The other room. What other room? 255 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:41,460 Down the hall. There's girls there? 256 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,659 What did I just say? 257 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:43,723 You bring my sandwich? 258 00:12:43,802 --> 00:12:44,996 Forget the sandwich. 259 00:12:45,637 --> 00:12:46,797 Girls. Girls. 260 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:53,473 I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. 261 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:56,813 Might as well be dinner. 262 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:05,580 Comfy? All right, all right. Just relax, relax, okay? 263 00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:08,490 Dwight. Dwight. 264 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,552 Come on, relax. This shirt wasn't doing you any favors. 265 00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:15,695 If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth? 266 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,893 I do. 267 00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:22,071 No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. 268 00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:26,140 It's like children singing Christmas carols. 269 00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:42,159 Yeah. I'm loving the vibe down here. 270 00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:44,161 Ashley. You made it. 271 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:47,959 You invited someone? 272 00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:49,556 Oh. Yeah. Was I not allowed to do that? 273 00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:52,535 I don't know. I've been here eight years, and I've never... 274 00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:53,696 Rude. 275 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,374 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance-off. 276 00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:13,346 Cafe Disco is dead, but I can still hear the music in my head. 277 00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:14,823 I hear it, too, boss. 278 00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:36,444 It's better than I imagined it. 279 00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:40,216 It feels good, Dwight. 280 00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:41,343 Tell me where it hurts. 281 00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:44,684 Right... Right there. 282 00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:47,623 Yeah, you've got a knot in your crest. 283 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:50,490 This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations, 284 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:52,324 and it always works. 285 00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:56,697 My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. 286 00:14:56,768 --> 00:15:00,761 They were wrong. He came in ninth in the Apple Creek Derby. 287 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:03,898 And his jerky came in third the following year. 288 00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:08,505 A majestic beast. So fast, so tender. 289 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:14,943 Welcome, welcome. Cafe Disco. I am Michael Scott. 290 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:16,247 Hey, Angela, welcome to Cafe... 291 00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:17,481 Stop! 292 00:15:17,555 --> 00:15:20,922 Angela, Angela, Angela, may I interest you in a triple espresso, 293 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:22,482 or perhaps a dance? 294 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,051 No, I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. 295 00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:26,255 I just need you to sign these. 296 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:29,300 All right. Here you go. 297 00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:30,825 And, no, you need to sign them all. 298 00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:32,529 No, no, no. Here is the deal. 299 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:35,003 One signature for every song. 300 00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:37,098 Look, I hate to be "that" person, 301 00:15:37,175 --> 00:15:39,507 but I just don't like the general spirit of music. 302 00:15:39,577 --> 00:15:43,946 I know, I know. Angela, a lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first, 303 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:47,576 but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. 304 00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:50,519 If these walls could talk, they would say, 305 00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:53,785 "This is a magical place. You're safe here. 306 00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:57,157 "We are talking walls. We're not going to eat you." 307 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,255 No. 308 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,326 This is oil from the gland of an otter. 309 00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:08,600 It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. 310 00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:10,436 Now, I need you to lie still for an hour. 311 00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:12,635 An hour? I can't stay here an hour. 312 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,202 Whoa, whoa, girl. Whoa. Whoa. 313 00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:20,481 Boss, this used to hang from my windshield, but it belongs in here. 314 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,452 Hey, thank you, Creed. You really get this place. 315 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:27,423 No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now. 316 00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:35,287 Look out. 317 00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:41,669 Yeah! Yeah. 318 00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:45,242 Yeah! Finish it off. 319 00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,809 Oh, no! Oh, no! 320 00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:54,510 Here we go. Okay, something's gonna happen. 321 00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:04,618 Here we go. Yeah. 322 00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,408 I'm going to go with the python. 323 00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:26,244 But the rattler's so scary. 324 00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:30,048 No, please, I find the rattle soothing. Puts me to sleep. 325 00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:33,022 I think Bob's going to cheat on me with his new secretary. 326 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,057 What's so funny? 327 00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:44,693 When I say it out loud, it's so silly. 328 00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:52,242 Hey, hey, Angela, no. No cleaning up. 329 00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:54,744 You are forcing me to be down here. 330 00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:56,369 Am I not allowed to have some fun? 331 00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:58,210 No cleaning up. 332 00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:12,290 These are for you. 333 00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:14,457 They're beautiful. 334 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,163 You ready? Yeah. 335 00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:38,581 We should probably stop by. It would mean a lot to him. 336 00:18:42,927 --> 00:18:47,125 Hey. Hey. Man, Jim and Pam. 337 00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:50,192 Can you believe this? It's really happening. 338 00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:52,767 Want to dance, Dwight? 339 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,568 Ordinarily, I would say no, 340 00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:58,075 but you need to move to reduce lactic acid buildup. 341 00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:00,975 Also, this song is fantastic. 342 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:04,171 Mind if I steal my wife? 343 00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:07,216 You can't steal what is legally your property. 344 00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:12,587 Are those staples? 345 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,756 This dance competition is not over. 346 00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:19,284 What dance competition? I was just dancing casually with my friend, y'all. 347 00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:20,762 Yeah, right. 348 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,681 You guys are the best for coming. 349 00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:41,013 You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand. 350 00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:42,780 We're going to stay. Really? 351 00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,821 At least for one more dance. 352 00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:49,121 No, not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco. 353 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:52,685 Hey, come on, man. We're not even to "Y." 354 00:19:52,763 --> 00:19:54,162 This is so cheesy. 355 00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:55,358 Yes. 356 00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:02,036 I like cheesy. 357 00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:03,232 Me, too. 358 00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:10,145 You know, I think maybe I want a wedding wedding. 359 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:12,240 Me, too. 360 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,840 Really? Yeah. 361 00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:22,688 Would you like to dance? 362 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,159 No. 363 00:20:34,305 --> 00:20:35,738 Yeah. No, well, okay... Stop squirming. 364 00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:37,671 Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing. 365 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:39,767 You wanted to do this, okay? Just be brave. 366 00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:41,175 I know, but you're not a professional, 367 00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:42,735 and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone that route. 368 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,405 I'm doing... No, I'm doing it for free. 369 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:45,642 Just... You have to stop squirming, 370 00:20:45,716 --> 00:20:46,842 otherwise, I'm going to mess up. 371 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,407 Are you sure that's not the gay ear? 372 00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:50,044 Gay ear? Are you 12 years old? 373 00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:51,179 Well, I... 374 00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,449 Look, I'm going to count to three. 375 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,547 Count to 20. 376 00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:56,388 No, I'm going to count to three. One, two, three. 377 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,950 Son of a bitch! 378 00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:00,054 Andy, that was just the ice. 379 00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:01,530 It was? Yeah, it was. 380 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:12,345 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.