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Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.

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He's not available right now.

3
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Uh-huh.

4
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Yes. Sure, I'll give him the
message when he gets up. Gets back.

5
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Michael had chicken
pot pie for lunch.

6
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Actually, let me rephrase that.

7
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Michael had an entire
chicken pot pie for lunch.

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Let me be more specific.

9
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Michael ate an entire,
family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch,

10
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and then he promptly
fell asleep.

11
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So, we're all trying
to be very quiet,

12
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so as to not wake him up
before 5:00 p.m.,

13
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which actually
should be in about

14
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10 minutes.

15
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Okay, I'm gonna go in there
and change the computer.

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Are you sure you can
change his watch?

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I can do it.

18
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What do you need from me?

19
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Normally, I don't
condone leaving early,

20
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but I have an appointment
with the horse doctor.

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How that horse became a doctor,
I don't know.

22
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No, I'm kidding.

23
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He's just a regular doctor who
shoots your horse in the head

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when its leg is broken.

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Like clockwork.

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Oh, no.

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What's so funny?

29
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You had to be there.

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Oh, yay, geography joke.

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Oh. Wow, okay. All right, let's all
go home. Come on. See you all tamale.

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Bye.

33
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See you later, Michael.

34
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All right, you ready for this?

35
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Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees
our faces, then we leave, right?

36
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Yeah.
Okay.

37
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Wait, should I have
left the car running?

38
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Oh.

39
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Oh, don't get us wrong,
we like picnics.

40
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Come on,
who doesn't like a picnic?

41
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Tell them what
happened last year.

42
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I had this huge spider
in my baseball mitt.

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No, no, that guy who hit on me.

44
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Oh, right.
Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year.

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Said he was grabbing her for balance.

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Yeah, you don't
grab these for balance.

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Well...

48
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I'm gonna say 30.

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Ah, 40.

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Insect repellent, which we clearly need,
reduces the effectiveness of SPF.

51
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Good point, but thought of that already,
combination SPF repellent.

52
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Whoa. Homemade?

53
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Of course.

54
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You think the EPA would
ever allow that much deet?

55
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Rolf is my best friend.
We met in a shoe store.

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I heard him asking for a shoe
that could increase his speed

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and not leave any tracks.

58
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Michael, isn't that Holly?

59
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We're just friends.

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Hey, hey.
Wait a second.

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Who let you in here,
is what I wanna know.

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Oh, no.

63
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I see they're letting
just anybody in here.

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Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, that's right.

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All right.
All right. Mmm-hmm.

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Hey.
Hi.

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You remember A.J.,
my boyfriend?

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A little bit.
I meet a lot of people.

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Hey, Michael.
Hey.

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Oh.

71
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So, would you guys
like some lemonade?

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Or one of you?
Or both of you?

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Either-or.
Combinations are endless.

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Lemonade sounds great.
Okay.

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I'd love an iced tea, actually.

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You can go to hell.

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I'm kidding.

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Um, sure, I will get you the
best iced tea in the world.

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I lied to Kevin.

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Holly and I can never be just friends.

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I wrote down a list
of bullet points

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why Holly and I
should be together,

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and I'm going to find the perfect
moment today and I'm going to tell her.

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Number one, "Holly,
you and I are soup snakes."

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And the reason is

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because in terms of
the soup, we like to...

87
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That doesn't make any sense.
We're soul mates.

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Holly and I are soul mates.

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Jim, Pam.

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- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, Charles.

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Nice day, huh?
Yeah.

92
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Must be nice to get a
rest from all your rest.

93
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I don't get it.
He's not even my boss anymore.

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Do you want me to
beat him up for you?

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No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do
stuff like that. You should just do it.

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Listen up, everyone. I've gone
over this lineup very carefully.

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We cannot forget the humiliation

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we suffered last year
at the softball game

99
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with Jim's whole
spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?

100
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Well, I could've died, so...

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I looked it up
online afterwards.

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Erin, back row.
Ryan, you move up a row.

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Bro-migo, do you think you
could put Erin on my row?

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Why? I don't understand.

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If... No, wait...
Wait a minute, I get it.

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You want her to set you
up so you can spike it.

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Uh...

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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna do you one better.

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I'm gonna put you
next to Phyllis.

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She's the best
setter on the team.

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That's...
Sly dog.

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Not what I meant.

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Come on, folks!

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What is up with you two, Holly?

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Um, not much.

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We're designing a house.

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Cool, for who?

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For us.

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Wow.

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I'm designing a chair.

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It's part of your pants.

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You sit down, you're supported.

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- I remember your chair-pants idea.
- Yeah.

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I like that. Put me down for a pair.
I'm a size-34 waist.

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All right, fatty, I will do it.

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You know what,
we should actually rehearse.

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Okay, yeah.

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You guys are
really gonna do this?

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You bet your fat ass we are.

130
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Well, in his infinite wisdom,

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David Wallace has authorized us
to put on a little presentation

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about the history
of Dunder Mifflin.

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Yep, old comedy team
is back together again.

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That's right.

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"Have you heard the news?"

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"Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!"

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"Newspapers for sale!"

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Are you blind?
Are you blind?

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Sir? With the glasses,
are you literally blind?

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I'm concerned you
might be in danger.

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These are expensive
Ray-Bans, jackass.

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Okay, I was just
looking out for you.

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You're doing great, by the way.

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Thanks.

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I got it.

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Kevin,
come on! Are you blind?

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I could've gotten that, idiot!
Can you see things with your eyeballs?

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00:07:02,527 --> 00:07:03,653
It's not a sledgehammer!

149
00:07:03,728 --> 00:07:06,390
Come on, people.
We need to get our heads in the game.

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00:07:06,465 --> 00:07:08,956
Let's focus. Come on,
you're better than this.

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I am better than this.

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Phyllis, why are you
sitting on the ground?

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We've been out here for a while,
I don't need this.

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Oh, come... Ryan,
come on, man! One second.

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Wait, wait, wait! Net, net.
Her hand's on the net.

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So what?
Rule violation.

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Ball is ours.
Give it to me.

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What?
Our point.

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00:07:32,357 --> 00:07:33,915
Okay, hey, Pam, how you doing?

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00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:37,120
Hey, do you know if you're right-handed
or left-handed, or do you even know?

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00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,822
What hand do you use
to answer the phone?

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Back off, Dwight.

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Nice hit, Pam!

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What?

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Maybe I played a little in
junior high and in high school.

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Maybe a little in college.

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And went to volleyball
camp most summers.

168
00:08:01,186 --> 00:08:02,210
All right, come on!

169
00:08:05,624 --> 00:08:07,922
Yeah, look at that.
We win. Nice shot, Beesly.

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00:08:07,993 --> 00:08:09,961
Yes, we advance
to the next round!

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00:08:10,028 --> 00:08:11,461
Oh, Lord in heaven.

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00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:13,054
Had to be part of the group.

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Brought some snacky-snacks
in case we get hungry.

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Ooh, yes, please.

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Mmm.

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So, what do you have
planned for us today?

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What? Do you have a script
for the sketch or...

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00:08:37,822 --> 00:08:42,020
Um, no, I just thought
we'd wing it. That cool?

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Crystal cool.

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00:08:47,866 --> 00:08:49,128
Hit it, Andy.

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Bump, I bumped it!

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Set.
Don't set it to yourself.

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Yeah.

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Ow! My ankle.

185
00:08:57,409 --> 00:08:58,467
What happened?

186
00:08:58,543 --> 00:08:59,942
I twisted it.

187
00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,410
You weren't even moving.

188
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:04,373
Okay, sub.

189
00:09:04,449 --> 00:09:05,780
I can play.

190
00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:08,318
Is there a Meredith here?

191
00:09:08,386 --> 00:09:10,377
Yeah! Man in!

192
00:09:11,056 --> 00:09:13,024
Rolf, did you not hear me?

193
00:09:13,091 --> 00:09:16,891
I don't hear cheaters, tramps or
women who break my friend's heart.

194
00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:19,087
Let's go!

195
00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:24,294
We could do a movie
sort of thing.

196
00:09:24,369 --> 00:09:26,530
We could do Back to the Future.

197
00:09:26,605 --> 00:09:29,301
Oh.
We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin

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00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:32,571
to go back in time,
fix their parents.

199
00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:36,443
Could we get a DeLorean?

200
00:09:36,514 --> 00:09:40,780
Jaws. They swim in the ocean and
they terrorize the whole community.

201
00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:41,852
Oh.

202
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,321
Dunder, Dunder, Dunder, Dunder...

203
00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:53,230
We haven't found
our great idea yet.

204
00:09:53,298 --> 00:09:54,663
No. No.

205
00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:57,828
We're circling it.

206
00:09:57,902 --> 00:09:58,902
Hmm.

207
00:10:06,177 --> 00:10:07,735
Yes!
Oh, yeah!

208
00:10:07,812 --> 00:10:09,939
Nicely done.
We're still gonna crush you, though.

209
00:10:10,015 --> 00:10:11,846
Yes, we are.
You suckers are going down!

210
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,680
They're gonna wipe their
asses with your serves!

211
00:10:14,753 --> 00:10:15,879
Piss all over your faces!

212
00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:17,012
Okay, Rolf, Rolf.

213
00:10:17,088 --> 00:10:18,112
That's true!

214
00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:21,090
This reminds me of the
HR convention last fall.

215
00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:25,289
Oh, yeah, with Bernie and Efrem.
That was hilarious.

216
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,455
Really, really funny.

217
00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,793
Really funny.

218
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,865
Listen, guys.
One more point and we play corporate.

219
00:10:43,982 --> 00:10:45,074
Settle down, gentlemen.

220
00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:46,583
Good game!

221
00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:50,143
Welcome to the 43rd Annual
Company Picnic, everybody.

222
00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:51,518
Thanks for being here.

223
00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:55,923
Now, a couple of employees have
volunteered to entertain us with a song.

224
00:10:55,994 --> 00:10:57,427
Uh, it's a sketch now.

225
00:10:57,495 --> 00:10:58,519
Okay.

226
00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:04,000
Introducing Scrantors Michael Scott
performing with Nashua's Holly Flax.

227
00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:05,127
I have not seen this.

228
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,868
And now, presenting

229
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,707
SlumDunder Mifflinaire!
SlumDunder Mifflinaire!

230
00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:21,278
Are you ready to play
SlumDunder Mifflinaire?

231
00:11:21,352 --> 00:11:22,876
Yes, I am.

232
00:11:22,954 --> 00:11:26,947
For $100, where did
Dunder meet Mifflin?

233
00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,220
A, on easy street,

234
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,159
B, a tour of Dartmouth College,

235
00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:34,493
C, they never met,

236
00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,092
D, brushing their teeth.

237
00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:43,205
Oh. I'm thinking.

238
00:11:44,409 --> 00:11:46,001
I'm going to say

239
00:11:48,913 --> 00:11:51,575
B, tour of Dartmouth College.

240
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,649
That is correct!

241
00:11:56,421 --> 00:11:57,421
How did you know that?

242
00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:01,685
I was there!

243
00:12:02,694 --> 00:12:05,822
I was a tour guide at
Dartmouth College! No!

244
00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:10,528
Nice campus.
Think you'll get in?

245
00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:13,571
Yeah. I'm definitely
getting in. I'm a shoo-in.

246
00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:15,105
I'm Robert Dunder.

247
00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:16,936
I'm Robert Mifflin.

248
00:12:22,981 --> 00:12:25,142
Robert Mifflin had a great life,

249
00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:28,447
but unfortunately had
undiagnosed depression,

250
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:32,012
which over 9 million Americans
suffer from and is very treatable.

251
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:36,026
For $250,
how did he kill himself?

252
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,160
A, a rope,

253
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,228
B, a knife,

254
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,524
C, a gun,

255
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,332
D, brushing his teeth.

256
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:51,167
$250 is more money than
I've ever seen in my life.

257
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:57,848
I will say C, a gun.
He shot himself in the head.

258
00:12:59,317 --> 00:13:00,579
That is correct!

259
00:13:00,652 --> 00:13:01,778
Yes!

260
00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,922
I usually
don't enjoy the theater,

261
00:13:04,989 --> 00:13:06,684
but this is delightful.

262
00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:10,761
The economic downturn has
been difficult recently,

263
00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:14,265
forcing the closures of
both Camden and Yonkers

264
00:13:14,332 --> 00:13:17,426
to be followed soon
by what other branch?

265
00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:21,332
For $500,000, is it

266
00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:22,964
A, Scranton,

267
00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,133
B, Buffalo,

268
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,206
C, Utica,

269
00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:31,941
or D, Toothbrush?

270
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,584
I will say B,
Buffalo, final answer.

271
00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:35,676
That is correct!

272
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,618
- What is he talking about?
- What?

273
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:38,815
No way.
It's gotta be a joke.

274
00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:42,323
How did you know that?
David Wallace told me!

275
00:13:42,393 --> 00:13:43,417
David, is this true?

276
00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:45,894
Uh, okay, everyone,
we're at a picnic today...

277
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:48,125
Are we losing our jobs
or not, David?

278
00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:50,224
They didn't know?
I guess not.

279
00:13:50,301 --> 00:13:52,599
I'm sorry. This certainly
wasn't the time or the place

280
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:53,932
to announce this sort of thing,

281
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:57,839
but there have been talks about
closing the Buffalo branch.

282
00:13:57,909 --> 00:13:58,967
And?

283
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,238
We're closing
the Buffalo branch.

284
00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:03,780
You've gotta be kidding me!

285
00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:05,611
Are you serious?
You've gotta be kidding me!

286
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:08,880
We're the best branch in the company.
I don't believe it.

287
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:15,123
How could you possibly think

288
00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:17,525
that the right way to
announce a branch closing

289
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,689
was in a comedy sketch
at the company picnic?

290
00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:22,392
Well, I didn't know
they didn't know.

291
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,111
What about the fact
that they're here today?

292
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,194
What about that?
That didn't throw up any alarms?

293
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:29,399
No, Michael needed a little
bit for his comedy sketch

294
00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,755
and he thought, "Oh,
this would be real funny." Thank you.

295
00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,278
Damn it, Michael.
I told you that in confidence.

296
00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:38,407
Now I have to go over and deal with
these employees and their families.

297
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:39,894
A little boy just
walked up to me and said,

298
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,182
"Is my daddy gonna have
a job by Christmas?"

299
00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:45,155
Well, he's just thinking
about his own gifts.

300
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,718
Maybe we shouldn't play
due to the circumstances.

301
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,626
Hey, people need volleyball
now more than ever.

302
00:14:51,696 --> 00:14:53,163
How do you figure?

303
00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:56,962
Because if we don't play,
then the other team wins.

304
00:14:57,836 --> 00:15:00,805
Dwight's right. Corporate
deserves to get its ass kicked.

305
00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:03,707
Let's do this.

306
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,643
Jim, come on!

307
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,472
Look who just woke up!

308
00:15:14,786 --> 00:15:16,310
I've been up for a while!

309
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:22,417
It's 6 to 6.
It's a nail biter.

310
00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:26,897
Kevin! Now it's 7-6.
Or is that too much accounting for you?

311
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:28,743
Here's an accounting
question for you.

312
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:31,600
What does one fiance
plus one lover equal?

313
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:33,001
Answer, one whore.

314
00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:34,834
Okay, knock it off, Rolf.

315
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:37,602
What? She's sitting there casting
aspersions... Rolf, please.

316
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:38,886
No, wait a minute.
I am asking nicely.

317
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,969
Wait, you don't mean that.
Rolf, leave it alone.

318
00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:45,208
You got it.

319
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,175
All right.

320
00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:56,323
Got it. Damn!

321
00:15:58,563 --> 00:15:59,563
- I got it.
- Pam!

322
00:16:00,765 --> 00:16:02,665
You all right?
Yeah. No, no, no, I'm fine.

323
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,031
You sure?
Yeah.

324
00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:06,070
Hey, easy, easy, easy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

325
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,604
You want to get that looked at.

326
00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:09,765
No, no, it's fine.
Just give me a second.

327
00:16:09,841 --> 00:16:12,605
I don't know. You know,
this is a company picnic.

328
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,975
So, technically,
that is a company injury, you know.

329
00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:17,708
The safest thing to do is get
that examined. Right, David?

330
00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:18,926
Yeah. All right,
you know what?

331
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,494
You're just trying to get
rid of our best player.

332
00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:22,349
Oh, Jim, you're
putting a volleyball game

333
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,751
in front of your
fiancee's health.

334
00:16:23,822 --> 00:16:26,552
No... Look, seriously,
I can move it fine.

335
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,889
- Come on, let's go. It's our ball.
- I don't know.

336
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,258
Yeah, I don't think we can
let you play with that foot.

337
00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:33,763
Tell you what.
I spotted a small hospital

338
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:35,595
a few kilometers south of here.

339
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,135
Get her back as soon as possible.
I'll stall them.

340
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:42,030
I guess that's it for you, Jim.

341
00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:45,338
All right, you know what?
Let's do this.

342
00:16:46,544 --> 00:16:47,544
We'll be back.

343
00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:50,843
Oh, man, I am so mad
that Pam got hurt!

344
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,181
I'll get it.

345
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:04,593
Probably shouldn't
have mentioned Buffalo.

346
00:17:04,663 --> 00:17:06,324
Hindsight.

347
00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,756
Should've had hindsight.

348
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:12,393
How do you think it went
before the Buffalo thing?

349
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,700
I think it went well.
I think it was good.

350
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,707
There weren't any laughs.

351
00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:18,572
Well, that was a tough audience.

352
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:21,271
Yeah, but we wrote it
specifically for this audience.

353
00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:25,612
Believe me, I have seen a lot
of tough audiences in my time,

354
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:27,709
and that was one of them.

355
00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:29,811
Well, I'm glad we did it.

356
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,118
Me, too.

357
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:52,232
We have a lot of good material
for next year's sketch.

358
00:17:58,516 --> 00:17:59,813
I can't wait.

359
00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:06,855
Yeah, she's with the nurse right now,
so you'll have to stall a little longer.

360
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:08,720
No.
Don't send in the subs yet.

361
00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:11,225
Dwight, I don't know.
Think of something.

362
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:13,856
Well, to be safe, we should do an x-ray.
How long will that take?

363
00:18:13,898 --> 00:18:16,128
Well, it shouldn't be too bad.
It's a slow day.

364
00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:18,192
So, no other
radiation this year,

365
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,032
no metal plates,
no chance you're pregnant...

366
00:18:20,105 --> 00:18:21,449
I'm sorry.
Could we just hurry this up?

367
00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:22,550
I've got a game to get back to.

368
00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:23,851
Oh, good, because
my next question was,

369
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,275
"Do you have a game
to get back to?"

370
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:27,375
What did you think?

371
00:18:28,246 --> 00:18:29,975
I loved it.

372
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:31,525
You know, there was
a part near the end

373
00:18:31,549 --> 00:18:34,416
that seemed like that went
on a little long, but...

374
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:35,730
Well, you guys
should hit the road

375
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:38,780
before I close down
another branch.

376
00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:40,119
Okay. So good
to see you.

377
00:18:40,191 --> 00:18:41,522
Good to see you.

378
00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:44,521
A.J.
Michael.

379
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,880
I didn't find
the perfect moment,

380
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:54,099
because I think that today
was about just having today.

381
00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:59,467
And I think that we are one of
those couples with a long story

382
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,944
when people ask how
we found each other.

383
00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:07,116
I will see her
every now and then,

384
00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:11,083
and maybe one year,
she'll be with somebody,

385
00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:13,317
and the next year,
I'll be with somebody,

386
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,790
and it's gonna take a long time.

387
00:19:18,496 --> 00:19:20,430
And then it's perfect.

388
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,325
I'm in no rush.

389
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:28,561
Ha! Dwight, come on, now.
It's time to put in the subs.

390
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,801
Yeah, it looks like
Pam won't make it back.

391
00:19:31,476 --> 00:19:33,706
Okay?
Okay, fine.

392
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,370
All right!
Come on. Okay.

393
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:37,846
Except you know what?
It's not fine.

394
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:41,750
How many people need to get hurt
before we learn a valuable lesson?

395
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,720
One? Two?

396
00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:46,118
Three? Four?

397
00:19:46,191 --> 00:19:47,954
Dwight...
No, no. Hear me out.

398
00:19:49,093 --> 00:19:51,027
Five? Six?

399
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,255
Dwight.

400
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,763
Seven?
Can I finish, please?

401
00:19:53,832 --> 00:19:54,832
Okay.

402
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:56,625
Eight?

403
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,495
Oh, Dwight, we're so close.

404
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,128
Just buy us a few more minutes.

405
00:20:00,872 --> 00:20:03,712
Well, they just called me in for an
update, so I'll call you right back.

406
00:20:03,775 --> 00:20:05,140
Okay. Okay, great.

407
00:20:42,947 --> 00:20:44,608
Hey, Dwight. Uh...

408
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:46,940
Send in the subs.

409
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:57,545
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