1 00:00:03,589 --> 00:00:05,955 Got you! Broken arm. Boom! Boom! Boom! 2 00:00:06,025 --> 00:00:10,018 Broken nose! Boom! Boom! Boom! Broken nose! Gonna flip you. 3 00:00:10,095 --> 00:00:12,325 Once a year, Dwight holds a seminar updating us 4 00:00:12,398 --> 00:00:14,866 on the newest developments in the world of karate. 5 00:00:14,933 --> 00:00:16,457 Because, as we all know, 6 00:00:16,535 --> 00:00:19,299 the one thing that thousand-year-old martial arts do all the time 7 00:00:19,371 --> 00:00:20,633 is change. 8 00:00:20,806 --> 00:00:24,765 How can I pose this to you in a relatable way? 9 00:00:24,843 --> 00:00:27,676 You are all members of the Yakuza, 10 00:00:27,746 --> 00:00:30,715 and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna Trolley Museum, 11 00:00:30,783 --> 00:00:33,377 and you are attacked by Triads. 12 00:00:33,452 --> 00:00:37,081 How can you hold them off until your clan arrives? 13 00:00:37,156 --> 00:00:39,886 You cannot go wrong with a throat punch. 14 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:43,690 Okay, so there's no defense for that. Good to know. 15 00:00:43,762 --> 00:00:46,595 No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate. 16 00:00:46,665 --> 00:00:48,257 Someone attack me. Kevin, go! 17 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:49,630 No way. 18 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,828 Last time, you pulled my pants down, 19 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:54,270 and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace. 20 00:00:54,339 --> 00:00:58,070 False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me! 21 00:00:58,143 --> 00:00:59,804 Okay, with all due respect to everyone here, 22 00:00:59,878 --> 00:01:03,541 I think the most worthy opponent of you is you. 23 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:06,709 That is correct, unless there happen to be measles present. 24 00:01:06,785 --> 00:01:10,380 So let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. 25 00:01:10,456 --> 00:01:12,822 Now, how would you, Dwight, defend against it? 26 00:01:12,891 --> 00:01:14,882 Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. 27 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,396 I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. 28 00:01:18,464 --> 00:01:21,592 Block. Grasp wrist as such. 29 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:22,759 And what if he comes at you with the other hand? 30 00:01:22,835 --> 00:01:24,166 Because he does have two. 31 00:01:24,403 --> 00:01:28,203 Good point. Second throat punch. Absorb the blow. 32 00:01:28,841 --> 00:01:32,470 Groin punch. Hit, block, elbow to the gut! 33 00:01:32,544 --> 00:01:34,808 Uh-oh! Up to the nose! No, you're not! 34 00:01:36,815 --> 00:01:39,784 Oh, my God, he's making you look like such a fool. 35 00:01:39,852 --> 00:01:42,343 He really is, but not for long. 36 00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:47,222 Ow! God! Instep! Not again! 37 00:01:48,794 --> 00:01:52,025 You let go! You let go! I can't hold on! 38 00:01:52,998 --> 00:01:54,192 You two are so evenly matched, 39 00:01:54,266 --> 00:01:56,359 I don't know how one of you is gonna get the upper hand. 40 00:01:56,435 --> 00:01:58,164 The important thing to remember, Jim, 41 00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:02,401 we always have what is called the element of surprise. 42 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:09,694 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 43 00:02:26,965 --> 00:02:28,956 But I would say my favorite art form 44 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:31,298 is a tie between sculpting and stand-up comedy. 45 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:32,496 I did stand-up comedy once. 46 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:33,936 You did? Yeah, I killed. 47 00:02:34,006 --> 00:02:35,234 That sounds like it was hilarious. 48 00:02:35,307 --> 00:02:36,433 It was hilarious. 49 00:02:36,508 --> 00:02:37,497 Michael? Yes? 50 00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:39,567 What is the meaning of this e-mail that everyone got? 51 00:02:39,645 --> 00:02:41,135 You'll have to be more specific, Dwight. 52 00:02:41,213 --> 00:02:43,272 I get like eight e-mails a day. 53 00:02:43,348 --> 00:02:46,340 This one. "From David Wallace to all Dunder Mifflin." 54 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:47,783 Whoo-hoo! Shout-out. 55 00:02:47,853 --> 00:02:49,912 "Hello, everyone. I'm sure you've seen the item in the Journal. 56 00:02:49,988 --> 00:02:52,013 "Just want to stress, it's all conjecture. 57 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:55,355 "If there's any concrete news, you will know ASAP." 58 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:56,416 Erin, do we have the Journal? 59 00:02:56,495 --> 00:02:57,484 Your "feelings journal"? 60 00:02:57,563 --> 00:02:58,723 You told me to put it in the time capsule. 61 00:02:58,797 --> 00:03:00,424 Did you? Michael, 62 00:03:00,499 --> 00:03:02,467 he means The Wall Street Journal online. 63 00:03:02,534 --> 00:03:03,728 Oh, "The wall." 64 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:05,167 I found the article. 65 00:03:07,539 --> 00:03:09,973 "On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings, 66 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:12,169 "one that is relatively unsurprising is Dunder Mifflin's. 67 00:03:12,244 --> 00:03:14,644 "It is rumored that they will recommend..." 68 00:03:14,713 --> 00:03:16,544 And the article cuts off. 69 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:18,640 It's $1.99 to finish the article. 70 00:03:20,185 --> 00:03:21,880 I wonder what it was gonna say. 71 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:23,546 Are you serious? 72 00:03:24,156 --> 00:03:28,456 I got it, I got it. Oh! Tuna beat me to it. 73 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:32,190 "It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy?" 74 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:34,391 No, no. That doesn't make any sense. 75 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:36,559 Oh, Lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs. 76 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:38,728 Not necessarily. Bankruptcy could mean a lot of things. 77 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:40,362 Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt. 78 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:42,134 Right. Oh, that sounds awful. 79 00:03:42,207 --> 00:03:43,970 Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin. 80 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:47,102 Oh, God! Well, that's an interesting theory. 81 00:03:47,179 --> 00:03:48,271 You know what? 82 00:03:48,347 --> 00:03:51,942 You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. 83 00:03:52,017 --> 00:03:54,076 It doesn't pay much and you can't unionize. 84 00:03:54,286 --> 00:03:55,981 I'm sorry, Michael. David's in a meeting. 85 00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:58,249 Ah, well, maybe you should spy on him. 86 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:03,222 Oh, my God! Wouldn't that be hilarious? 87 00:04:05,097 --> 00:04:07,031 I'll just have him call you back when he's free. 88 00:04:07,099 --> 00:04:08,259 Okay, okay. Good. 89 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:11,496 I'll catch you on the flippity-flip. Bye! 90 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,538 He's busy. Call me back when he's free. 91 00:04:20,445 --> 00:04:23,175 Michael, are you okay? Did you throw up in there? 92 00:04:23,248 --> 00:04:25,842 No, just pooping. You know how I be. 93 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,748 But it smells like throw-up in here. 94 00:04:27,819 --> 00:04:29,616 Crazy world, lot of smells. 95 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:32,283 You guys, what if this is our last day at work? 96 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:35,258 What if we never see each other ever again? 97 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,493 I like Erin. There, I said it. 98 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,360 I was kind of hoping she would ask me out, 99 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:49,737 but things have not panned out on that front, 100 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:52,700 so, it's time for the Nard-Dog 101 00:04:52,778 --> 00:04:55,713 to take matters into his own paws. 102 00:05:12,064 --> 00:05:15,124 Everything is gonna 103 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:17,858 We have to do something, because people are losing it out there, 104 00:05:17,936 --> 00:05:19,733 wondering what's gonna happen. 105 00:05:19,805 --> 00:05:22,740 Okay, we need some sort of distraction for everybody. 106 00:05:22,808 --> 00:05:24,639 Is there anything new on YouTube? Michael... 107 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:27,804 Doesn't even need to be good. Oh, God! 108 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:30,313 I can't think. I need more Mullins. 109 00:05:31,683 --> 00:05:34,481 Listen, Wallace said these were just rumors, right? 110 00:05:34,553 --> 00:05:37,317 So we have no reason to think that the company's anything but fine. 111 00:05:37,389 --> 00:05:38,788 So if we just go on with our work, 112 00:05:38,857 --> 00:05:40,688 you and me, they'll follow along. 113 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:41,783 Monkey see, monkey do. 114 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:44,351 That's it. Monkey pee all over you. 115 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:48,126 That rhymes. So what have we on the docket today? 116 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,761 We have a monthly staff meeting. 117 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:54,670 All right! Let's conference room it up! 118 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:57,140 Here's the deal, guys. There is no new information as of yet, 119 00:05:57,209 --> 00:05:59,234 so I suggest we all just keep working. 120 00:05:59,311 --> 00:06:02,644 Sure, I'm a little nervous, but doing our work will make us feel better. 121 00:06:02,714 --> 00:06:05,376 I only slack off when things are good. 122 00:06:06,184 --> 00:06:09,244 Customers have to use the coupon code from the website. 123 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:10,913 And as of now, there is no differentiation 124 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:13,219 between the letter O and the zero, 125 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,521 but we are working on that. Stay tuned for that. 126 00:06:15,594 --> 00:06:17,960 He needs me. Seat-save infinity. 127 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,189 Okay, great. 128 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:20,993 Also... Oh, God! What? 129 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:24,828 Oh, my God. 130 00:06:24,903 --> 00:06:26,632 What? Michael, what happened? 131 00:06:26,705 --> 00:06:29,230 Is there news? There has been a murder! 132 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:31,400 What? What? 133 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:34,809 There's been a murder in Savannah. 134 00:06:39,251 --> 00:06:43,881 Games have the power to distract people from stressful situations. 135 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:46,446 Battleship got me through my parents' divorce. 136 00:06:46,525 --> 00:06:50,689 Operation got me through my vasectomy, I.e., "My Operation." 137 00:06:50,762 --> 00:06:52,024 I don't think 138 00:06:52,097 --> 00:06:54,531 I would have been able to endure my break-up with Holly 139 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:56,533 had it not been for Toss Across. 140 00:06:56,601 --> 00:07:00,196 "Belles, Bourbon, and Bullets, a murder mystery dinner party game." 141 00:07:00,272 --> 00:07:01,569 It is so much fun. 142 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,336 Everybody plays a character, we go around the room, 143 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:06,534 we try to figure out who did it. 144 00:07:06,611 --> 00:07:10,172 Hey, I'm wondering if this is a terrible idea. 145 00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:12,944 This is my call, Jim. Big picture stuff. It's about murder. 146 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:15,509 I thought we agreed that we wouldn't do things like this. 147 00:07:15,587 --> 00:07:17,680 Tube City. You owe me one. 148 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:21,850 Co-managing is a give and take. 149 00:07:21,927 --> 00:07:23,451 You have to pick your battles. 150 00:07:23,528 --> 00:07:25,257 One of the battles that I picked 151 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:27,628 was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes 152 00:07:27,699 --> 00:07:31,533 all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. 153 00:07:31,603 --> 00:07:33,696 He was gonna call it Tube City. 154 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:37,374 So, yes, I do owe him one... 155 00:07:40,078 --> 00:07:42,808 August 5th, 1955. 156 00:07:42,881 --> 00:07:45,475 It's a sad day down here in Savannah. 157 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:48,485 Local magnate Bill Bourbon was killed last night, 158 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,781 and all y'all have congregated tonight for a meal 159 00:07:50,856 --> 00:07:53,916 to celebrate Bill as he passes on to his great reward. 160 00:07:53,992 --> 00:07:56,290 But you're not just here to pay your respects. 161 00:07:56,361 --> 00:07:59,626 You have to figure out which of y'all is the no-account scoundrel who killed him. 162 00:07:59,698 --> 00:08:02,030 This is ridiculous. 163 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,261 There will be food. You leave, you do not get food. 164 00:08:04,336 --> 00:08:05,963 What kind of food? Sandwich platters. 165 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:08,028 I'm in. Baby carrots. 166 00:08:09,274 --> 00:08:13,005 Okay, here are your character cards. 167 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:16,275 Take one, pass it down. Here is your prop box. 168 00:08:16,348 --> 00:08:18,942 Some of your characters will have props. 169 00:08:19,017 --> 00:08:22,509 Now, on your character card, it tells you who you are 170 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:23,986 and what your alibi is. 171 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:26,148 Everything else is up to your imagination. 172 00:08:26,224 --> 00:08:29,660 So if you talk slowly in real life, 173 00:08:29,728 --> 00:08:33,425 your character could, say, have been kicked in the head by a horse. 174 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:34,658 Cool. I'll try it. 175 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:37,133 Okay. Use your imaginations. 176 00:08:37,202 --> 00:08:38,362 Who did you get? 177 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:39,733 "Naughty Nellie Nutmeg, 178 00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:42,830 "a vivacious young socialite with a penchant for scandal." 179 00:08:42,908 --> 00:08:44,034 Ooh! 180 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:45,542 Saucy. How about you? 181 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:51,515 "Nathaniel Nutmeg, the local bartender and Nellie's brother." 182 00:08:52,851 --> 00:08:55,081 Michael, I don't like this game. It's scary. 183 00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:56,450 It's not scary. 184 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:57,715 I don't like my character. 185 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:58,847 Who are you? 186 00:08:58,924 --> 00:09:02,382 "Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps." 187 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,688 I'm not comfortable with this. 188 00:09:03,762 --> 00:09:04,956 Well, how do you think I feel? 189 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:09,399 I mean, I have to play "Caleb Crawdad," handsome playboy. 190 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:12,129 Every night a different woman, 191 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:17,334 being ogled, having to hug and kiss and spoon. 192 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:20,737 I make them feel beautiful. 193 00:09:20,812 --> 00:09:22,677 Well, well, well! 194 00:09:22,747 --> 00:09:25,875 What is this contraption, I do declare? 195 00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:28,442 It's my BlackBerry, Michael. I'm trying to get updates on the company. 196 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:32,047 Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare. 197 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,784 You don't have to keep saying, "I do declare," 198 00:09:33,858 --> 00:09:35,416 anytime you say something, it means you're declaring. 199 00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:37,017 That is the way Southern people talk. 200 00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:39,063 And what designing woman are you basing that on? 201 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,496 Delta Burke, I do declare. 202 00:09:41,566 --> 00:09:44,000 Now, shall we get to the mystery? 203 00:09:44,069 --> 00:09:45,297 I'll go. 204 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:51,271 "My name is Deborah Utante, Deb for short." 205 00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,477 That's clever. Debutante. 206 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,144 "Bill Bourbon was my uncle. 207 00:09:58,216 --> 00:10:02,880 "I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug." 208 00:10:02,954 --> 00:10:05,286 Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump. 209 00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:06,415 I do not. 210 00:10:06,491 --> 00:10:07,788 Well, you do, actually. 211 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:11,556 You got this kind of like Florida Panhandle thing going, 212 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:14,827 whereas what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, 213 00:10:14,899 --> 00:10:18,892 which is more like molasses just sort of spilling out of your mouth. 214 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:20,835 Oh, now do the Swedish Chef. 215 00:10:20,905 --> 00:10:23,237 I'm not familiar. What province is he from? 216 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:26,106 He lives on Sesame Street, dumb-ass. 217 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,611 You know, I think I'm supposed to say something to Pam, 218 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,375 I mean, Deb. Okay. 219 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:36,821 "I overheard you asking the butler where the pistol was kept." 220 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:38,685 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 221 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:41,282 I'm the butler. What, you were listening in on that? 222 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,758 Oh, you rich people, you think you can do 223 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,385 whatever you want to the servant class! 224 00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:46,054 No, no, no. Don't turn this into a political thing. 225 00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:48,156 I will poison your food. 226 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,133 I reckon I got something to say 227 00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:52,863 to Miss Beatrix Bourbon, if she don't mind. 228 00:10:52,937 --> 00:10:56,100 Ooh, doggy! We got a party now! 229 00:10:56,174 --> 00:10:59,268 I do believe that the game is a big hit. 230 00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:01,175 People are really diving into their characters. 231 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:02,939 Y'all... 232 00:11:09,988 --> 00:11:11,353 I made a mistake. 233 00:11:11,423 --> 00:11:12,913 Sorry, I'm late, boss. What's going on? 234 00:11:12,991 --> 00:11:17,360 Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect. 235 00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:21,195 Okay. Hang on just a second. Let me settle in, and I'll be right back. 236 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,029 Very good! Very good! 237 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:26,434 Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. 238 00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:40,945 Hey there, young lady. 239 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:42,179 Hello. 240 00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:46,747 I would be remiss if I did not ask the pretty young lady 241 00:11:46,825 --> 00:11:49,589 out on a date for this weekend. 242 00:11:49,661 --> 00:11:52,129 Sounds like a plan, sugar. 243 00:11:52,197 --> 00:11:55,360 All right! A plan it is. 244 00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:04,170 Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts. 245 00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:07,211 It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter. 246 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:08,810 I know you did it! 247 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,509 I know she didn't do it. It's never the person you most suspect. 248 00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:15,951 It's also never the person you least suspect, 249 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:19,285 since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. 250 00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:23,350 Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis, 251 00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:30,362 a.k.a. Beatrix Bourbon, the person I most medium suspect. 252 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:34,563 Do you want to go out on a date with me? 253 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:38,040 We can make out by the horses. 254 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:42,510 Well, you know old Nellie is always up for a romp in the hay. 255 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,707 How about a threesome? 256 00:12:44,783 --> 00:12:47,946 Yeah. My boudoir's always open. 257 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,213 Nice. 258 00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:53,520 I'm a little worried I might have asked out Naughty Nellie and not Erin. 259 00:12:53,591 --> 00:12:54,751 Which would be a whole lot less appealing, 260 00:12:54,826 --> 00:12:57,659 because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone, 261 00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:59,629 and she might be a murderer. 262 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,221 Follow before... 263 00:13:01,299 --> 00:13:03,893 I just got an e-mail from corporate, 264 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:06,937 specifically for Accounting, to stop all payments to our vendors. 265 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:08,438 What does that mean? 266 00:13:08,506 --> 00:13:10,872 Well, maybe nothing, but it could be a problem with liquidity... 267 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:13,274 Whoa! What's this strange Yankee accent 268 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,868 coming out of your mouth, son? 269 00:13:14,946 --> 00:13:16,971 This here is Savannah. 270 00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:19,240 Phyllis... 271 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:23,286 This... Plan... 272 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:28,917 This plantation, we're running low on greenbacks, 273 00:13:28,993 --> 00:13:31,985 and we're having problems paying the people 274 00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:35,794 who give us the seeds and the dirt. We can't pay them. 275 00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,199 Michael, I can't... 276 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:41,568 Basically, it could mean a lot of things, but it is unprecedented, 277 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:42,663 so it's cause for concern. 278 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,264 Okay, I'm going back to work. 279 00:13:44,342 --> 00:13:45,969 No. No, no, no. No. No, no. 280 00:13:46,044 --> 00:13:48,774 I'm gonna skip forward to a really big clue. Here we go. 281 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:52,613 Well, by now, you figured out that old Beatrix Bourbon was the killer. 282 00:13:52,684 --> 00:13:53,776 What? 283 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,376 Michael, I was doing so well. 284 00:13:56,454 --> 00:14:00,015 Are you going to believe that? That is a... 285 00:14:00,091 --> 00:14:01,683 That's a misdirection. 286 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:05,056 We still don't know who the murderer is. 287 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:11,098 Nellie Nutmeg, come back in here! I can't do this myself. 288 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:16,006 Voodoo Mama Juju. What am I gonna do? 289 00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:23,011 Okay, so corporate is still in their meeting. 290 00:14:23,081 --> 00:14:25,413 That could be a good sign. 291 00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:28,213 Hey, everyone, Kevin's gonna give us his take on the situation. 292 00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:29,651 Let's listen up. 293 00:14:29,721 --> 00:14:31,916 All right, guys, it's a workday, and you guys work here, 294 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,582 so let's go do some work. 295 00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:36,218 Now, Jim telling us all to work, 296 00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:38,626 I think that is a very good sign. 297 00:14:38,696 --> 00:14:40,288 Don't just say things. 298 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,764 Oh, good, Michael. Listen, I wrote up those sales targets... 299 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:49,273 I do believe you have me mistaken. My name is Caleb Crawdad. 300 00:14:50,408 --> 00:14:53,844 Y'all skedaddled way too soon. We need to reopen this case. 301 00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:56,244 No, you're not re-opening the case. The case is closed. 302 00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:57,406 No, it ain't. 303 00:14:58,116 --> 00:14:59,947 Frankly, I'm not surprised. 304 00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:03,884 A lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns. 305 00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:09,753 I was just thinking about Weekend at Bernie's. 306 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,795 So funny. The guy's dead the whole time. 307 00:15:11,863 --> 00:15:13,763 I haven't seen it. 308 00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:17,995 Speaking of weekends, you excited about our date this weekend? 309 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:20,196 Of course, Nathaniel. 310 00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,670 Okay. 311 00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:23,604 Where are you taking me? 312 00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,142 Well... 313 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:28,044 The finest steakhouse in all Savannah. 314 00:15:28,112 --> 00:15:32,014 Savannah? That's a far way from Scranton. 315 00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,276 Did you mean a real date? 316 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,445 No. 317 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:38,913 Did you? 318 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:40,617 Totally not. 319 00:15:51,269 --> 00:15:52,896 I thought it was for real. 320 00:15:54,672 --> 00:15:58,039 So I was excited, but it was part of the game. 321 00:15:59,777 --> 00:16:02,007 You're sure it was water? It couldn't have been acid? 322 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,981 I already declared you, it was too dark to tell! 323 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:06,243 Stop playing games with me, Crawdad! 324 00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:08,581 This is not a game! This is my life! 325 00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:10,848 You are out of order, sir! Answer me! 326 00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:13,356 You are out of order! You are out of order! 327 00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,892 I think Michael may have snapped. 328 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,587 Or maybe he's just stuck in character. 329 00:16:17,662 --> 00:16:20,563 Well, which is worse? Snapped or stuck? 330 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,792 Both. They're both worse. 331 00:16:25,303 --> 00:16:28,136 It's gonna be all right. We're a good company. 332 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:31,437 We'll figure this out. We're not going under. 333 00:16:31,509 --> 00:16:34,273 Jim, what if we both lose our jobs? 334 00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:37,707 I'm trying to think of a way that this all ends up fine, 335 00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,647 and I can't think of one. 336 00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:44,814 Deb, what in the world? Do you have the vapors? 337 00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:46,481 Michael! Not now. Can't wait. 338 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,219 We have to get you to our witch doctor right now. 339 00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:51,227 Come on, come on! 340 00:16:51,295 --> 00:16:52,728 I should just go. 341 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:54,764 Where to now, Caleb? 342 00:16:54,832 --> 00:16:58,029 To Mama Juju Booboo. 343 00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:00,869 Michael, can I... 344 00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:04,969 Okay, I'm just gonna skip right past the what and go with why? 345 00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:08,809 Because this is the recreation of a crime scene. 346 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,905 I'm the dead body, and these are my brain chunks. 347 00:17:10,982 --> 00:17:12,040 Hey, shut up. You're dead. 348 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,344 Michael, can I talk to you in your office? 349 00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:15,443 No Michael here. My name is... Caleb! 350 00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:24,827 Today, of all days? No! You shut up! 351 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,228 They need this game, Jim. 352 00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:29,823 Let us have this stupid little game, all right? 353 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,864 Oh, you startled me! 354 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:39,706 My stars, my heart nearly leapt out of my chest. 355 00:17:39,777 --> 00:17:41,005 What can I do you for? 356 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,673 Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call. 357 00:17:43,748 --> 00:17:45,215 Detective Wallace? 358 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:48,616 I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin. 359 00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:51,348 Oh, shucks! Tell him I'm not here. 360 00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:52,480 You're not gonna answer the phone? 361 00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:55,219 No, I only answer to Detective Wallace, 362 00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:57,659 'cause I got a warm body in the other room. 363 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,156 I'll take it. 364 00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:01,562 Hey, David. 365 00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:04,658 Hey. Sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. 366 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,861 Things are still a bit unclear. 367 00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:08,098 We didn't officially decide anything yet. 368 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,833 Oh, okay. 369 00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:12,933 But if I can be candid with you here, Jim, it's not good. 370 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,570 We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. 371 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:16,977 Insolvent. 372 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:22,443 So, well, you know what? I'm sorry. I have to run. 373 00:18:22,587 --> 00:18:24,578 But we will talk soon, okay? Sure. 374 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,122 Okay. Oh, you know, while I have you, 375 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,556 today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain... 376 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:31,220 Great... and it would actually be a big account. 377 00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:32,557 Okay, look, you know what? 378 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,359 I can't really get my head around anything 379 00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:35,990 like that right now, but that's great. 380 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,864 Keep after it, but I gotta run. 381 00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:38,959 Okay. Thanks, Jim. 382 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:40,025 See you. 383 00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,344 What's the news? 384 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,849 Nothing yet. 385 00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,416 Well, I guess that's not... 386 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,254 Well, there is some bad news. 387 00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:06,125 There has been another murder. 388 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,101 A murder, you say? 389 00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:14,498 I do declare. 390 00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:16,563 Conference room, everyone. 391 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:18,672 Do we have to play? 392 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,677 No. Super. 393 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,009 Oh, this could be a juicy one. 394 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,275 Get in there! Get in there! 395 00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:28,414 I think today was a good day to have two managers, 396 00:19:28,486 --> 00:19:32,047 because if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, 397 00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:34,717 one parent might want to just keep rowing. 398 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,727 But if the other parent wants to play a game, 399 00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:39,490 it's not because they're crazy. 400 00:19:39,564 --> 00:19:43,466 It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now. 401 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:49,095 There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. 402 00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:52,233 My little heart can barely take it no more. 403 00:19:54,579 --> 00:19:58,413 Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time. 404 00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:03,410 I didn't do it! Okay. 405 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,547 Everybody just calm down. I am calm. 406 00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:09,650 Count of three, we're all gonna put down our guns. 407 00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:11,991 I have crossbows. 408 00:20:12,063 --> 00:20:14,657 We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three. 409 00:20:14,732 --> 00:20:15,790 Okay. 410 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,231 You ready? - I'm ready. 411 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,565 One, two... 412 00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:20,626 Two. 413 00:20:21,739 --> 00:20:23,297 Three. Three. 414 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,404 Andy revealed himself to be a double agent, 415 00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,446 at which point, Dwight felt comfortable 416 00:20:29,513 --> 00:20:31,447 revealing that he also was a double agent, 417 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:34,416 and then, Michael announced to everybody that, 418 00:20:34,485 --> 00:20:37,113 get this, he was a double agent. 419 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:39,985 Oh, and it is 6:00. 420 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,960 Really? 421 00:20:51,035 --> 00:20:54,801 It wasn't me! I'm not going down for this! 422 00:20:54,872 --> 00:20:56,840 Hey, I want to go home. 423 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,171 Get the keys out of my purse, start the car. 424 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:09,925 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org