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Not again.

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Bow down
before Recyclops.

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Five years ago corporate
said we had to start

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a recycling program
for Earth Day,

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so Dwight took
the lead on that,

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and introduced us to a very close
friend of his named Recyclops.

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Happy Earth Day, everyone.
I'm Recyclops.

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Did you know that
an old milk carton

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can be sawed in half
and used as a planter?

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The next year, he
really stepped things up.

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Who has put a number seven
plastic in a number four bin?

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A year after that, Recyclops
really began to take shape.

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Recyclops will drown you
in your over-watered lawns!

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Then tragedy struck Recyclops
when his fictional planet

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was attacked by some other
fictitious thing, I can't remember.

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Recyclops will have
his revenge!

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I think this was also the year
that he renounced Earth Day

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and vowed to destroy
the planet he once loved.

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Oh, my God, you guys,
look! It's Recyclops!

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Recyclops destroy!

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Oh, is today Recyclops Day? Yes.

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I thought you were killed
by Polluticon or something.

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Polluticon wishes.

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That's aerosol spray. It's
terrible for the environment.

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Humans are terrible
for the environment.

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The thing I like most
about Recyclops

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is that he's creating a
different world for our child.

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Hmm.

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A world where you truly
can be anything you want.

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God bless you,
Recyclops,

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and your cold
robot heart.

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Support us and become VIP member
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org

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Okay. Okay.
How about this?

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That's great.

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I want it to be better
than great, Pam.

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How about I remain seated and
I just do a little bit of a nod,

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sort of a humble thing?
Sure.

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No. Then my face is down.
They can't see my face.

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And it looks like
you're taking a dump.

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Alan Brand who's
the CEO of the company,

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if title is important
to you,

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has personally invited
moi to go to New York

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to the shareholders'
meeting

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and sit up on the stage
with the board of directors.

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And at some point, they're
going to introduce me

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as the most successful
branch manager that they have.

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And then Michael Scott turns
and waves to the crowd.

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And the crowd goes wild.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
from Scranton, Pennsylvania,

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please welcome
Michael "The Machine" Scott!

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Oh.

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Don't do the twirl.
Lose the twirl.

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Twirl sucks.
Michael, I hated the twirl.

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Hate the twirl.

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Okay, obviously I'm not
going to do the twirl.

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I only did it because
I nailed the wave.

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Yeah, good.
Don't do it.

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I'm not going
to do the twirl, all right?

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It's not even a twirl.
It's a spin.

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I might do the spin.

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The long-term problem is bad
investments that they need to dump.

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And the short-term problem
is the company

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has no cash and there's
nowhere to get it.

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Okay, Oscar. I don't need the
whole enchilada, just bullet points.

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Those are
the bullet points.

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Well, could you
condense it, please?

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That's as simple
as I can make it.

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Michael, the limo's
here for you.

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It's not a limo,
it's a town car.

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Town cars are
actually better, though,

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better torque,
better handling.

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He said limousine, so...

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Check it out, guys,
there's a limo down here.

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Michael, look.

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Oh, man!
It's a limo.

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They sent a limo.

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Town cars suck.
A town car

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is something that a company
sends when they're in trouble.

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A limousine is something
that a company sends

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when they have cause
for celebration.

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And in this case, I think
we are celebrating me.

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Move it! Quick!

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Wow! Wow!

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Oh, no way!
Yeah!

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What kind of mileage
does this baby get?

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It's like what high school
kids take to prom on TV shows.

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So typical of management
to spend money on this.

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Bunch of boobs!

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Hate to break it to you, Oscar,
but some of us like boobs.

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Calves.
Calves all the way.

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I'm so jealous
right now.

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Hey, you know who you
should be jealous of?

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Yourself.

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Because you're invited,
and you're invited,

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and you're invited,
and you, and you,

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and you and you and you
and you... Car seats eight.

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What?
The car seats eight.

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The limo seats eight.

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Okay, then Jim and Pam
and Ryan plus a guest.

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No.
No, thanks.

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I'll use it
when you're done.

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Mmm.

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Whoa.

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The Dunder Mifflin
stock symbol is DMI.

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Do you know what
that stands for?

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Dummies,
Morons and Idiots,

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because that's what
you'd have to be to own it.

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And as one of those idiots, I
believe the board owes me answers.

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I wish the
windows weren't tinted

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so people could
see us in here.

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Hey, guys, do you think anyone
might have had sex in here?

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Definitely. Definitely. Smells like it.

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Look, they got pillows.

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That, that's bigger
than my bed.

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Word.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Who's playing
with the button?

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Hey, Ryan, could you start consolidating

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all our Rolodex
information into Outlook?

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Doesn't seem like
there's much of a point

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if the company's
going under.

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But if the company
doesn't go under,

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then we'll finally have all
our contacts in one program.

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Company's probably going under,
though. It could go either way.

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Seems like it's
leaning one way.

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Maybe we should just
wait and find out.

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Definitely.
Okay.

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So should we wait to find out
before we start doing all this stuff?

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Nah. Might as well
do it now.

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Michael, what if somebody asks
you a question at this meeting?

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Are you just
going to wave or what?

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I will have to answer.

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I'll ask you
a question.

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Make it a softball.

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Something he can, like,
crank out of the park.

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Michael Scott, you run the most
profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin.

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Yeah.
How do you do it?

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No, no, that's too hard.
Say, your name is Zamboni,

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and then I will say, "Well,
we're sort of on thin ice."

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Uh-oh!

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I won't say that. I'll
say something like that.

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This is your big day. Come on.

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Whoo. Oh, my God. This is it.

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Mr. Scott?
Yes.

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I'm Laurie.
Oh, hi.

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Thank you for joining us. Come with me.

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Well, thank you.
And please call...

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Continue to call me
Mr. Scott.

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Okay.

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If you just want to follow me
I'll take you up to the lounge.

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Well, I guess this is as far
as I can take you guys, so...

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Good luck,
Michael. See you later.

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Officers. Thank you.

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After you, Mr. Scott.

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Thank you.

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Michael.
Hello.

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So glad you could make it. Thank you.

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How was the ride?

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Oh. It was awesome.
Very, very sublime.

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I'm glad. I want to
introduce you to everyone.

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Okay. First we'll start with Alan Brand.

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Alan, CEO.

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Michael Scott,
Branch Manager, Scranton.

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It's nice to meet you,
Michael. Nice to meet you, too.

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It's an honor
and a privilege.

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Seated, we have the former
congressman, Chris O'Keefe.

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Your eminence.

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For those of you with
questions, please line up

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behind one of
the four microphones

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that have been placed
in the aisles.

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Coming through!

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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Damn it!

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What... Okay.

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I was hoping to lob Michael
a softball question early.

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I wanted to swing by
the Garment District,

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pick up a few crates
of my shirts.

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I got a shirt guy.

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Would you
believe this?

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The money they spent
on this convention hall!

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Excuse me, miss.

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Just want to take this stupid
board of directors by their necks.

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This is so simple.

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Yeah.
Idiots!

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Well, you should do that.
Get in line.

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Oh, what a great idea, and
lose my job. No, thank you.

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Look, do you want to be
able to tell your grandkids

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you stood up
for yourself

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during America's
biggest financial crisis?

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How is he going
to have grandkids?

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You guys ever
protect the President?

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No.

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What about Madonna or
Obama twins? Anybody famous?

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Not supposed to
talk about it.

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Nelly Furtado.

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All right, guys.

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Are you ready?

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Rock and roll.

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Dunder Mifflin is
still a strong company,

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and we are poised
to come through this

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more streamlined and
profitable than ever.

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This is not as much fun
as I thought it would be.

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It was fun when we weren't
on the brink of bankruptcy.

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We're going
bankrupt, you think?

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They are really angry.

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The shareholders need to
empower our leadership...

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I'm just going to
run to the bathroom.

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Will you save my place?
Sure.

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No. He will not.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in
a household with no consequences?

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It'll just be a second.

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Oh.

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If onlys and justs
were candies and nuts

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then every day
would be Erntedankfest.

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and we're confident
there are many things

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to be optimistic about
in Dunder Mifflin's future.

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And one of them is
here with us today.

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Michael Scott,
Scranton Branch Manager.

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Yes!

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In these
uncertain times,

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Michael has managed to
maintain steady profits

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from his Scranton branch.
We all thank you, Michael.

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Another bright spot in the
Dunder Mifflin landscape,

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our new waste pulp
repurposing plant in Milford.

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Hey, Phyllis, are you just
getting back from lunch now?

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Mmm. Bob took me
to Capello's.

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We got a little tipsy.

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Okay.

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Shouldn't be
telling me that stuff,

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and also shouldn't be taking
two-hour lunches without telling me.

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Oh, it's okay. Michael doesn't
really care about these things.

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I care about them. And I'm just
as much of a boss as Michael.

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What's so funny?
I'm a co-manager.

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That doesn't
make you a boss.

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It's not like you can
fire people or anything.

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Who... How did you...
Who told you this?

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We can't say.
Ryan.

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Sorry. I'm plastered.

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Okay, who else
has heard the rumor

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that I am not as much
in charge as Michael?

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Stuff gets around.
I don't participate.

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Who here heard it
from Ryan?

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Does an e-mail count?

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Yes.

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Then, yeah.

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I am just as much
of a boss as Michael,

247
00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,255
and I can do anything
that Michael can do.

248
00:11:36,327 --> 00:11:37,692
All right?

249
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:40,390
Who here believes that I
have as much power as Michael?

250
00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:49,133
I forgot I have to support
him, no matter what.

251
00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:50,538
Close one.

252
00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:52,242
These questions
are bush league.

253
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,608
You should get up
and say something.

254
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,909
You got to be true
to what's in there.

255
00:11:58,116 --> 00:11:59,174
Don't be a wuss.

256
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,810
I've always been the guy who
can rally other people to rebel.

257
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,878
In high school I organized a
walkout over standardized testing.

258
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:08,221
Got over 500 students
to just skip the SATs.

259
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,022
At the last second, I
chickened out, took it anyway.

260
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,928
Got a 1220.
Always regretted it.

261
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:15,326
I feel lachrymose.

262
00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,997
Believe me, everyone
is working very hard,

263
00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:23,302
working weekends, struggling,
trying to right the ship.

264
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:24,500
You're criminals!

265
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:28,444
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.
These are not criminals.

266
00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:32,349
They're nice. They invited
me to come here today.

267
00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:35,144
They invited me to
their hospitality suite,

268
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,087
where I had free food
and it was delicious.

269
00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:40,314
Get this, you know
how nice they are?

270
00:12:40,391 --> 00:12:42,018
They sent
a stretch limo

271
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:44,220
all the way to pick me up in Scranton.

272
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,456
Limousine?
Yes.

273
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:47,998
You're all corrupt!
You should be in jail!

274
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:53,160
Quiet! Quiet, please!
Please, quiet!

275
00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:57,797
Quiet, please! We want
to hear your questions.

276
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:02,209
Do you love her, or do
you love the idea of her?

277
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,612
I don't know, man.
I just don't know.

278
00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:07,708
I've got to make an example out
of him. Should I just fire him?

279
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,481
Can you actually
fire people?

280
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:10,816
To be honest,
I don't know.

281
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,380
But maybe I could just yell
at him in front of people.

282
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,688
Well, I can't really imagine
you yelling at anyone.

283
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,694
Oh, I yell.
You've heard me yell.

284
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,026
Okay. I've
heard you exclaim.

285
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:23,465
Like the time you said, "Hey,
look, we parked over here!"

286
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:24,559
Well, that was
apple-picking day.

287
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:25,796
There was no need
to yell that day.

288
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,997
You know, I was just
excited to find the car.

289
00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:30,267
Perfect end
to a perfect day.

290
00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,104
Well, you'll
figure it out.

291
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:38,881
Okay, we're going to take
a 15-minute break,

292
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,884
and then we're going to
answer more questions.

293
00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:42,112
You haven't said
anything yet

294
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:43,654
and we're headed
for bankruptcy!

295
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,278
Yeah!
Yeah!

296
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:48,018
Yeah, well, that's not going to
happen. That's not going to happen.

297
00:13:48,092 --> 00:13:49,684
We'll be back
with some answers.

298
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,956
- What?
- What answers?

299
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,090
Okay, I know that
you're mad at me

300
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,224
and you're mad
at all of them...

301
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:58,132
How are you going to
fix the company?

302
00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:00,103
Okay. All right.

303
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,238
All right.

304
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:06,539
We are going to go out
there during this break

305
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:09,444
and we're going to
come back with a plan.

306
00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:11,408
We're going to come back
with a plan for you.

307
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,473
It's a 45-day plan.

308
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,677
Forty-five days to
get us back on track.

309
00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,947
Forty-five points.

310
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,617
It's a 45-day, 45-point,
one point per day,

311
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,856
we get to 45 points,
we're back in business!

312
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,900
And you can take
that to the bank!

313
00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:32,826
And, limo lady,

314
00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:36,103
we are going completely
carbon-neutral!

315
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,877
I love you, New York!

316
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:02,659
You! You!

317
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,669
Hey, Ryan,
how's it going?

318
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,403
Here's the thing.

319
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:10,441
I've tried it, like, five
different ways in my head and...

320
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:14,137
Oh. Got one.
I'm such a perfectionist

321
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:17,878
that I'd kind of rather not do it
at all than do a crappy version.

322
00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,440
Simple data entry, though. So
there's really only one way to do it.

323
00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,452
Sounds like you have a
really specific vision for it.

324
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,953
Do you want to maybe
just take a whack at it?

325
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,250
You know what?
What?

326
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,585
I think I know the problem. Great.

327
00:15:26,658 --> 00:15:27,784
I think
you seem distracted.

328
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,190
Yep, that is
the problem.

329
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,557
And you know what, I
came up with something

330
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:31,959
that I think is
really gonna help.

331
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,622
Well, I'm glad you're
finally being proactive, Jim.

332
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,858
I am, too.
Let me show you.

333
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:40,570
Wow, things are
really picking up.

334
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:41,935
What was that about?

335
00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:43,064
What?

336
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:44,733
You were supposed to wave.

337
00:15:44,809 --> 00:15:46,674
I did wave. I did a lot more than wave.

338
00:15:46,744 --> 00:15:48,109
What are we supposed
to tell them now?

339
00:15:48,179 --> 00:15:49,510
Okay, you've dug us
quite a hole.

340
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,980
We tell them the plan.
Right?

341
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,449
There is no plan.

342
00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,417
Here's what
we're going to do.

343
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:01,356
The 45-day thing that I
outlined, we go with that.

344
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,925
Day 45, company saved.

345
00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:05,087
Day 44, go,
what have we got?

346
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:06,187
We have 15 minutes.

347
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,424
Excuse me?

348
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,625
Just whatever comes
to mind, shout it out.

349
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:10,861
Who the hell
is this guy?

350
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:14,268
I am the guy
who roused that crowd.

351
00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:15,499
Yes.
Got them on their feet.

352
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,564
They were so happy down there. Yes. Yes.

353
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,041
Who cares?

354
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,143
Okay. All right.

355
00:16:23,781 --> 00:16:27,444
Well, I know a guy, this
Mexican guy, he's a math wiz.

356
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:31,019
He knows economics as well
as he knows bullfighting.

357
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,320
And I am going to
call in a little favor.

358
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:35,916
No, no, no.
Don't call anybody, Michael.

359
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,291
Well, I'm texting him, so.

360
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:40,388
Please do not text
anybody now, Michael.

361
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,231
It's done.

362
00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:49,630
Oh.

363
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:52,574
There he is. Come on in, come on in.

364
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:54,406
Gentlemen, I would
like you to meet Oscar.

365
00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:55,878
Come on in,
don't be shy.

366
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,972
This is Oscar Martinez.

367
00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:00,810
Oscar, why don't you come
over here? Let me present you.

368
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:02,443
Step up,
step up there.

369
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,786
Oscar is an accountant
extraordinaire at the Scranton branch,

370
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,086
and he has
a wonderful idea

371
00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:11,026
as to how to get us out of
this murky, murky situation.

372
00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,187
Take it away.

373
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,962
I think this is
really going to help.

374
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,005
If you could just
hold up here one second.

375
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:22,505
Hey, guys, just
a quick announcement.

376
00:17:22,573 --> 00:17:24,063
If I could have
everyone's attention.

377
00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:26,940
Just figured you needed a place
where you could concentrate.

378
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:29,172
And not be bothered
by bothering people.

379
00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:30,271
Okay.

380
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,940
Let me show you
what I mean.

381
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,315
Your new office.
How great is that, right?

382
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,479
For a job well done.
Well, not done.

383
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:40,719
I will do my work
right now.

384
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,191
I will stay late tonight. Right.

385
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,728
I'm very sorry about
everything.

386
00:17:44,796 --> 00:17:45,922
You're a good kid.
You know what,

387
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,430
it gets bigger
once you're in there.

388
00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:48,795
Enjoy it.

389
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,332
Is there Internet?

390
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,241
Tell them what you
told me. This is genius.

391
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:09,242
Tell them about
the cash flow

392
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,754
and the dumping of
properties and...

393
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:16,687
This is all good.
It's all good stuff.

394
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,127
Lay it on them.

395
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:22,098
I feel,
as does Mr. Scott,

396
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,963
that we are in
the best of hands,

397
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,667
capable hands.

398
00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,466
That wasn't what
you were saying to me.

399
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,471
He was much more
articulate

400
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,533
and that was better,
much better.

401
00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:36,136
I think this has gone
very well and I thank you.

402
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:37,374
Okay.

403
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,940
Oh.

404
00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:43,384
Hey, hey.
What were you doing?

405
00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:45,081
Michael, I didn't ask
to come up here.

406
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,919
Wow, man!
What?

407
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,458
That was embarrassing.

408
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:49,891
For me.
For me, too.

409
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:52,225
For you and me?
You embarrassed me.

410
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:57,662
Well...

411
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,230
That was a waste
of a text.

412
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:03,637
Let's get down
to brass tacks.

413
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,699
I think that we
might be in trouble.

414
00:19:05,776 --> 00:19:07,209
We don't seem
to have a plan,

415
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:09,371
so I'm thinking
I go down there,

416
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:12,814
maybe rattle off a few jokes,
congressman can follow.

417
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,915
He's our best manager? Where's
the off button on this moron?

418
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,116
I'm not a moron.

419
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:25,252
Time after time, my
branch leads in sales.

420
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:30,129
I have personally won over 17
Dundie Awards, so I am not a moron.

421
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:34,763
And I'm just trying to help,
you know? So, you're the moron.

422
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:43,213
Yes, it is a thrill
to be honored by one's company.

423
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:46,341
To have the people that you
work for stop for a minute

424
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:49,386
and say, "Wow, great job!"
That's what it's about.

425
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:52,388
He can take the bus.
He's had his limo ride.

426
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:56,152
That is what
it is all about.

427
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,922
Not the perks.
The perks...

428
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,156
The perks, I could
take or leave the perks.

429
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:02,358
Oscar, Oscar!
Come on!

430
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,231
But limos are for people
who make the company money,

431
00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:06,895
not lose millions
and have no plan.

432
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,029
There he is,
there he is!

433
00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,572
So we're leaving early.

434
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:12,642
Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

435
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,042
Michael!
Oh, yeah!

436
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:20,651
After all, we are the only
ones with anything to celebrate.

437
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:24,415
Scranton! Scranton!
Scranton! Scranton!

438
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,355
Dunder Mifflin!

439
00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:32,724
The gentleman
in the glasses.

440
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,092
Dwight Schrute,
Scranton Branch.

441
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:40,194
I just want to say that I have
been standing in this line all day.

442
00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:43,096
And if this line
is any indication

443
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:44,903
of how this company
is being run,

444
00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:46,944
then we are
in big trouble.

445
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,710
Thank you.
Right, I know.

446
00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:59,516
And I just
want to say that

447
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:02,650
I believe that there
are options out there.

448
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,821
A take-a-number option,
like they have in a deli.

449
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,156
What about
line varieties?

450
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:13,294
Like an express line for quick
comments of 10 words or less.

451
00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:15,999
That could move
much more efficiently.

452
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:21,272
What about ropes along the
lines that you can hold on to?

453
00:21:21,345 --> 00:21:22,676
Thank you.

454
00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,247
Thank you for
your suggestions.

455
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:26,476
Yes.

456
00:21:26,905 --> 00:21:36,905
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