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Oh, yeah! I've got a big box, yes I do!

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I've got a big box,
how about you?

3
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I've got a big box, yes I do,
I've got a big box, how about you?

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I think you don't know
what you're saying.

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It is "from Sah-bray," our new
owner, and it is "to Sah-bray." Us!

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I wonder what's inside.
Scissor me.

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Dunder Mifflin was
recently bought

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by an electronics
company named Sah-bray.

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They stepped in at the eleventh
hour and they saved our asses.

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Although David Wallace said
that we were the one branch

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that was actually
working right,

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so we probably could've
saved our own asses.

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We didn't need them
touching our asses.

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Wow!

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Awesome.

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For Accounting,
a brand new printer,

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and for the sales staff,
a new fax machine.

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This cord has
Creed written all over it.

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And whoever would like
a brand new scanner

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can come visit it
in my office. Thank you.

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Here we go.

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Cool. What next?

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Guys, um, who's Gabe?

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This note says to
put the box aside

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for a Gabe Lewis,
who's coming tomorrow.

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Okay, everybody, listen up.
I have some bad news.

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Due to circumstances
beyond my control...

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Impulsivity and
inattention to detail...

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Hey, hey.

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I have opened a box which
should not have been opened...

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Terrible mistake.
and distributed things

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which should not
have been distributed.

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Un-distributable.

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Well, maybe we can
put the box back together.

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Impossible.
He opened it like an ape.

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I think we can do it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Did we try printer first,
shredder at an angle?

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Yeah. Fax cable, then
the scanner upside-down?

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Yes.

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Have you tried
making everything smaller?

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And...

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Wow! Really nice job!

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This group of people, when
they put their minds together,

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they can do
something great.

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And I think that you should
all be proud of yourselves.

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Oh, Michael!

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All right, relax. We can
do it. We just did it.

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So, we can do this again.
Erin, scissor me, please?

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No, don't!

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Thank you. Oh!
Got it. Okay.

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All right, he's on his
way up. Okay, we ready?

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What do you want us to do?

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Why do I have to
explain everything?

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Because we're usually
not on the same page.

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Oh. Okay.

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And to you.

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Gabe seems tall.
Hope we get along.

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I had a very good thing going
with David Wallace.

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He was a good guy. He was
somebody I could trust.

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There he is.
You can really see

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that he is okay
taking a picture with me,

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even though I was there
for disciplinary reasons.

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Welcome. Scranton hotdog from Scranton?

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You know what, Dwight? Let's
give him a minute to settle in.

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Shall we?
Okay.

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Hi. My name
is Gabe Lewis.

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I am Coordinating Director
for Emerging Regions.

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Hello, Gabe. I am
Michael Scott, co-manager.

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This is my protégé,
Jim Halpert.

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Co-manager, actually.

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In training.

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Trained. Loving it.
Good at it, so...

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We are very impressed
with this branch,

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and we are so excited
about this merger.

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We're very excited,
too, aren't we, guys?

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Right?
- So excited.

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We have a little song
prepared for you.

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Actually,
if you don't mind,

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I would love to put this
on the Sabre website.

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Sabre.

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Sabre. Sabre.
It's Sabre.

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It's Sabre.
Oh. Of course.

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Sabre.

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Good.
Take it away, guys.

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Okay.

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Hopped off
the train in Scranton, PA

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Another cloudy gray afternoon

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Jumped in the cab Here
you are for the first time

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Look to the right And you
see the Electric City sign

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This is gonna be a good day
For Dunder Mifflin and Sah-bray

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Sabre.
It's Sabre.

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Dunder Mifflin and Sabre

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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dunder
Mifflin is a part of Sah-bray

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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sabre

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Dunder Mifflin
is a part of Sabre

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You sure it's Sabre?

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Hey.
Thank you.

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Hey, we should be fine
if we leave around 11:20.

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Oh, you MapQuested it.
It's four blocks away.

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Well, now we
won't get lost.

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Or we could drive,
and that takes one minute.

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We found a great
local daycare.

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It's rated really high by all
the local parenting websites,

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but that means it's also
really hard to get into.

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Turns out a lot of parents want
the very best for their children.

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That's weird.

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We're hoping our interview
seals the deal.

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But if not,
there's always the Army.

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The infantry.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah.

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So you've just
been bought by Sabre.

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You've probably got
a lot of questions.

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Hi, I'm Christian Slater.
What's it like to work for Sabre?

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Let's find out together.

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Working at Sabre means
taking on the challenge

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of the road that
rises to meet you.

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Sabre is respecting the past, but
opening the window to the future.

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Have you ever tasted a
rainbow? At Sabre, you will.

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You'll find it easy to embrace
the Sabre spirit. Welcome.

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We're very excited to go
on this journey with you.

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So, you've been shown
a nonsensical video.

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You're probably wondering, "What's
going on?" Well, you're not alone.

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Wow. Really terrific.

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Most of our business comes
from selling printers,

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so don't think of yourselves
as paper salesmen anymore,

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but as printer salesmen
who also sell paper.

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Perfect.

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No. Don't like that.

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At Sabre, we really encourage
honest communication.

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You should always feel free
to express your thoughts...

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Talk about vacation days!

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We have a policy
here at Sabre

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where we are allowed
to take two weeks.

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But I banked six weeks.

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I already booked
a Great Lakes cruise.

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Hey, who the hell's
going through our stuff?

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Actually, that's Nick.
He's your new IT guy.

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He's setting up
a site blocker,

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mostly blocking
the inappropriate sites,

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and then there are the time-wasting
sites like Twitter, YouTube.

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We are blocking
those as well.

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No. Don't like that.

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Okay, did everyone get one?

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With these bottles, we eliminate
the need for plastic water bottles,

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which are the scourge
of the environment.

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We will still get to use the
little cups, though, right?

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Little cups?
Like paper or plastic?

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I don't know what
they're made of.

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They're two-ounce paper cups dipped
in plastic. He goes through 20 a day.

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Okay. Well,
I bet you could fit

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20 little cups of water
in your aluminum bottle.

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You know what
can't fit in a bottle

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are the 20 little trips
I take to the cooler,

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and the 20 little scans
I do of everybody

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to make sure everything's
running smoothly,

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and the 20 little conversations
that I have with Stanley.

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That's okay.

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There is a small part
of me that is actually

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very excited about
this new company.

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But 70% of me is water, and
the other part, the real part,

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the part that has
feelings and emotions

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and thoughts and
makes decisions,

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and, if I can be crass,
makes babies,

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that part thinks that
all of these changes suck...

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Really?

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You don't have enough water
in there? Your stomach?

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What?

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Looks like we kicked it.

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I miss the old
Dunder Mifflin.

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Too much change is not a
good thing. Ask the climate.

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I don't want to
appear ungrateful

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for everything
Sabre is doing for us.

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I don't get that sense
at all from you, so...

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Well, you should
have a little,

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00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,589
but it's great
that you don't,

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because I am trying to
embrace all of these changes.

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But I'm... I'll be honest,
I'm having trouble

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wrapping my head
around a couple of them.

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Which ones?

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All of them.

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Well, I wish that
I could do something,

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but it's kind of policy,
you know?

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Above my pay grade.

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So, maybe we should call.
We should call someone.

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I could help. I'm good with
bosses. Call one of the higher ups?

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You know what?
Let me see what I can do.

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Okay, this is officially the
cutest thing I've ever seen.

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Cubbies! I totally
forgot about cubbies.

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There's a finger-painting
station and a curly slide.

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Am I too old to go here?

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Oh!

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Adorable, right?

194
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:08,284
I walked in on someone
in the bathroom. What?

195
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,850
I just walked in on
someone in the bathroom.

196
00:10:09,928 --> 00:10:10,952
Who?
I don't know.

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00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:12,656
The guy we're meeting with?
I don't know.

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00:10:12,731 --> 00:10:14,699
I don't know,
I don't know.

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00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:17,527
I am telling you, there
are no strawberries in here.

200
00:10:17,602 --> 00:10:19,069
Well, I saw them in there.

201
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:22,504
Well, maybe they ran away
'cause the pizza was, like,

202
00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:25,409
"Hey, get out
of here, you stupid strawberries."

203
00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,476
I think when Andy
finally asks me out,

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00:10:28,546 --> 00:10:31,379
he's gonna try to top what
he did with the drum line.

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00:10:31,449 --> 00:10:33,383
I can't wait to see
what he comes up with.

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00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:35,817
The ball is totally
in Erin's court,

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00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:37,684
after the whole
drum line thing.

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00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:41,687
First let me say, I told them
everything that you wanted me to say

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00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,819
in just the way you
wanted me to say it, so...

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00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:45,954
Gabe, honey, I love this, I
love the sound of your voice,

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00:10:46,031 --> 00:10:48,727
but I really need
some new information now.

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00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,701
Okay. I told the story
of your uncle,

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00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,829
and I have a feeling
that you would've really,

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00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:57,233
really been proud
of the way... Okay.

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00:10:57,976 --> 00:11:00,342
Wait a minute, who is
it? Who's there? What?

216
00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:01,970
Is there somebody
in the room with you?

217
00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:04,914
I want to see who it is.
Turn me around.

218
00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:06,644
I don't. It's just...

219
00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:09,186
Turn me around. Now.

220
00:11:10,622 --> 00:11:13,386
Hey, buddy?
Was it something I said?

221
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:17,451
Hello. No. My name's
Michael Scott. Hello.

222
00:11:17,529 --> 00:11:19,861
Well, hello, Mr. Scott,
pleased to meet you.

223
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:23,992
Nice to meet you. We are very
excited about the merger with Sabre.

224
00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:25,898
I think you have
a great accent.

225
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:29,770
Thank you. I've been working
on it since I was a little girl.

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00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:33,072
To what do I owe the pleasure
of this video chat?

227
00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:38,246
Well, I am a little concerned about
all these changes, to be quite frank.

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00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:42,413
I think we have done things a
certain way here at Dunder Mifflin

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for quite some time.

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Pardon.
Pardon me, Mr. Scott,

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but the last time
I saw a company

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00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:49,826
as mismanaged
as Dunder Mifflin

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00:11:49,894 --> 00:11:52,158
was my grandson's
snowball company,

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00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,528
so you'll excuse me
if I'd prefer

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that you all adapt to
the way we do things.

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00:11:57,335 --> 00:12:01,965
Okay. I feel very strongly
that you can't just come in here

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00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:06,002
and change everything that
people have been doing forever.

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00:12:09,214 --> 00:12:12,650
Is Christian Slater back
there? Because he knows...

239
00:12:13,485 --> 00:12:15,282
He'd know what to do.

240
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:19,415
So listen,
why don't you tell Gabe

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00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:23,825
if by the end of the day
you can't handle the changes?

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00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:27,456
I've already told him, but I will tell
him again, if you think that'll help.

243
00:12:27,532 --> 00:12:30,831
I would take until the end
of the day if I were you.

244
00:12:57,162 --> 00:12:58,857
Pam and Jim?
Hey. I'm Jerry.

245
00:12:58,930 --> 00:12:59,988
Hi, Jerry.

246
00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:01,053
Jerry.

247
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:02,599
Good to see you.
Come on in.

248
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,029
My office is
right back here.

249
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,094
This is the playroom.

250
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,662
This is great.

251
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:10,702
Gotta confess,
we came a little early,

252
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,402
so we got a quick
look around, but...

253
00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:13,569
So you saw it already.

254
00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:15,340
No. Yes, we saw this, yes.

255
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,278
No, it wasn't like
a look around,

256
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,145
we really just had a peek. Quick peek.

257
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:20,980
Didn't focus on anything
in particular. It's lovely.

258
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:24,888
Gotta take this, sorry.
- Do it.

259
00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:25,980
Hi, this is Jerry.

260
00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,046
Okay, you've gotta
pull it together.

261
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,592
We should just go.
He's really uncomfortable.

262
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,355
He's uncomfortable
because you're acting weird,

263
00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:31,520
so you have to
stop acting weird.

264
00:13:31,596 --> 00:13:33,791
What if we just bring it up?
We'll just put it out in the open?

265
00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:36,527
That's the weirdest possible
solution to the problem.

266
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:38,228
Sorry about that.
Right this way.

267
00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:39,600
All right.

268
00:13:43,341 --> 00:13:47,539
I have come here today
to talk to Mr. David Wallace

269
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,913
about this whole thing
going on with Sabre.

270
00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,643
He will know
exactly what to do.

271
00:13:53,151 --> 00:13:55,779
He is not a big fan of me
dropping by unannounced,

272
00:13:55,854 --> 00:13:57,754
but then again, who is?

273
00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,788
Hey. Hi.
Michael!

274
00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:02,827
Sorry, I hope you're
not busy doing something.

275
00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:04,885
No, you kidding? Come on
in. Come on in. You sure?

276
00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,590
You look great.
You look great, too.

277
00:14:06,664 --> 00:14:07,756
You hungry?
I'm just having lunch.

278
00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:09,629
Oh, yeah,
that sounds good.

279
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:12,033
Teddy, look who
just stopped in.

280
00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:13,864
Hey.
- Hey.

281
00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:17,465
Hey! Wow. That's very
loud. Keep it up, son!

282
00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:23,239
Wow. Oh, yummy!

283
00:14:23,348 --> 00:14:26,044
You have got the life, my friend. Yeah.

284
00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:28,517
Can I just stay here
and never go back?

285
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,486
Things not going
so well over there?

286
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:32,750
Oh, man!
How much time do you have?

287
00:14:32,824 --> 00:14:36,157
I have a doctor's appointment
next Thursday.

288
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,553
Yeah?

289
00:14:39,497 --> 00:14:43,194
Hey, honey, how's your day
going? Did you do anything cool?

290
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,532
No, sweetie,
I just hung out.

291
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,700
'Cause I saw
you had shoes on,

292
00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,434
so I didn't know
if you did anything.

293
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:53,602
No, just hanging out, hon.
You remember Michael?

294
00:14:54,178 --> 00:14:56,305
Hi. Sorry, I was just
in the neighborhood

295
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:58,781
and thought
I'd come by and say...

296
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,750
No problem at all.
This is great.

297
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,683
So, what are
you guys up to?

298
00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:07,523
I don't know. Maybe...

299
00:15:07,592 --> 00:15:09,822
Actually, you know, I think
maybe we'll go outside.

300
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:15,262
Maybe... We'll go outside? Go outside.

301
00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:21,905
There was one thing
we were curious about.

302
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:24,999
Your flexibility on things
like Easter or Memorial Day,

303
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:27,374
because we might want to change
our days around a little bit.

304
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:29,470
That seems a bit premature,
don't you think?

305
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:31,174
I don't even know if I
have a space for you yet,

306
00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:33,615
and you're already lining up
your holiday plans.

307
00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:39,089
No, sorry, we're kind of planners,
but we're also flexible, too,

308
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:40,146
so you know what?

309
00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:41,623
Maybe we can just discuss it
when the time comes.

310
00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:44,594
Yeah. If the time comes,
we can discuss it.

311
00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:49,155
Is this because Jim walked in
on you going to the bathroom?

312
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,325
What?

313
00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:55,339
Seriously? You told her?

314
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,341
Did it...
It might have come up

315
00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:00,001
while we were
waiting for you.

316
00:16:00,078 --> 00:16:01,943
And you thought that
might have something

317
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:03,571
to do with how
the meeting is going?

318
00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,275
No, I didn't... Maybe,
because it doesn't seem

319
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,284
to be going super well.

320
00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:09,715
You didn't consider the fact that
it might not be going super well

321
00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:12,779
just because it might
not be going super well?

322
00:16:13,691 --> 00:16:15,750
No, 'cause we're
really nice people,

323
00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,818
but you don't
seem to like us.

324
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:20,424
I'm being
perfectly pleasant.

325
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,196
Did you ever consider
that you might not be

326
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,427
as charming as
you think you are?

327
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:28,233
This coming from the guy who
still uses a children's toilet.

328
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,669
Why didn't you just
lock the door, man?

329
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,646
It doesn't lock for
the children's safety.

330
00:16:36,714 --> 00:16:38,909
Anybody could have walked in.

331
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,212
It was story time.

332
00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:49,853
Sabre is changing everything. Site
blockers, they don't let us use cups.

333
00:16:50,294 --> 00:16:51,955
So I started thinking,
who could handle this?

334
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,793
Who would know what to do?

335
00:16:53,865 --> 00:16:55,924
David Wallace
would know what to do.

336
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,866
What should I do,
David Wallace?

337
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,563
I don't know.
What can you do?

338
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:03,505
Mmm! Exactly.
What are you thinking?

339
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:05,865
It's a tough one.

340
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,171
It is a tough one.

341
00:17:07,245 --> 00:17:08,542
I don't have
any ideas for you.

342
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:11,275
Yeah,
but one would be good.

343
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,943
Hey, okay, wait.

344
00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:15,042
Okay.

345
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,246
I want to tell you about
a business idea I have.

346
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:18,345
Okay.
Okay.

347
00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:21,517
You know how kids leave
their toys everywhere? Right?

348
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,891
So this is a vacuum. It's
like a Shop-Vac type of thing.

349
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,666
Teaches kids how to pick up
their own toys. Right?

350
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,359
Baseball gloves,
Hacky Sacks,

351
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:35,838
drumsticks...
Picks it up.

352
00:17:36,074 --> 00:17:37,336
So the kid's making
the noise to pick it up?

353
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,932
Yeah. No.

354
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,978
No, no,
that's the vacuum noise.

355
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:42,103
Okay.

356
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:43,841
You don't like it.

357
00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:44,939
No, I think it's...

358
00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:46,278
No, it's okay.

359
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,318
Another guy from Dunder
Mifflin, Arnie from Research,

360
00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:51,822
he's gonna draw up
the prototype, and...

361
00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:55,754
It's like a Shop-Vac.
Did I say that?

362
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:56,953
Yep.

363
00:17:59,097 --> 00:18:00,587
It'll be okay.

364
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,134
Hey, any fun
weekend plans?

365
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:06,693
No. You?

366
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,239
No, actually.

367
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:13,868
So, nothing?

368
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:16,505
No movies or parties

369
00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:18,572
or anything you might
want to invite someone to?

370
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,418
Nothing. It's wide open.

371
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,412
Okay.

372
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:26,318
That's as hard
as I can hint.

373
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:30,419
Hey, you know, if you want, I'm
sure I could get Arnie on board,

374
00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,986
if you want to join us
for Suck It.

375
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,091
Work together again.

376
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,258
The what?

377
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,298
"Suck It."
That's what it's called.

378
00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:39,597
Oh! Okay.

379
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:40,864
Huh? Catchy.

380
00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:42,496
Kid's will love it.
I like it.

381
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:43,870
There are very few things
that would make me

382
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:46,102
not want to team up
with David Wallace,

383
00:18:46,177 --> 00:18:48,270
and Suck It
is one of them.

384
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:51,608
See you later.
Oh, Michael.

385
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:52,706
I know.

386
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:53,807
Thank you for coming.

387
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,443
Thanks for having me.

388
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,785
Well, that's not the David
Wallace that I remember.

389
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:04,259
That was some sort
of weird creature

390
00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,721
that lives in
David Wallace's house.

391
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:13,570
Oh, my God. All right!
Just get me out of here.

392
00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:20,770
Hello! Is anybody home?

393
00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,105
Thank you, Erin.

394
00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:29,048
Now, if everyone would
please ready their canteens

395
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:30,747
so I can fill them

396
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,881
with the sweet, sweet
nectar of Gabe's homeland

397
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,893
and then propose a toast.
Here we go.

398
00:19:37,061 --> 00:19:38,892
You know when people
say getting fired

399
00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:40,555
was the best thing that
ever happened to them?

400
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,155
I feel sorry
for those people.

401
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,599
That?
The best thing? Really?

402
00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:49,762
Well, I'm not really one
for making speeches.

403
00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:51,499
Yes, you are.
Since when?

404
00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:52,634
You make a lot.

405
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,836
But I feel
pretty good right now.

406
00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:57,472
I really do. A lot better than
I did earlier, let me tell you.

407
00:19:57,548 --> 00:19:58,708
That's your toast?

408
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,341
No, this is my toast.

409
00:20:01,719 --> 00:20:04,483
I think this whole thing
with Sabre is gonna work out.

410
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:06,921
I have a very good
feeling about it.

411
00:20:06,991 --> 00:20:09,425
Michael, this isn't a toast,
you're just thinking out loud.

412
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,085
Here's my toast.

413
00:20:13,331 --> 00:20:15,595
Orange juice is in here,

414
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:20,099
and like Sabre, it is from
Florida, and it is good.

415
00:20:21,372 --> 00:20:23,363
Just 'cause you have liquid,
that doesn't make it a toast.

416
00:20:23,441 --> 00:20:26,467
Here's the toast.
I'm gonna do it now.

417
00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:32,780
Raise your container
to us and to Sabre.

418
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:36,250
To us and to Sabre. Hear, hear.

419
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,582
Mmm.

420
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:42,092
Wow, that is metallicy.
That's like drinking a battery.

421
00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:49,526
Really gets you in the fillings,
doesn't it? Okay, anyway, welcome.

422
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,738
Well, it's a mess,
what a mess

423
00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,238
What you gonna do

424
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:06,647
You're gonna take out your Suck
It And you'll suck it, suck it

425
00:21:07,218 --> 00:21:09,743
Take out your Suck It
and you'll suck it

426
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,014
Suck it
Yeah

427
00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:12,282
Suck it
Yeah

428
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,618
Suck it
Yeah

429
00:21:13,691 --> 00:21:15,454
Take out my Suck It and we'll Suck it

430
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,959
Yeah
Suck it

431
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,496
Yeah. Take out my Suck It and
we'll suck it Take out, suck it

432
00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:20,689
Yeah

433
00:21:28,439 --> 00:21:29,736
Teddy!
Dad!

434
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:40,925
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