1 00:00:02,024 --> 00:00:04,015 I just wanted to check and see if there was anything you needed 2 00:00:04,093 --> 00:00:05,958 before I went on my maternity leave. 3 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,159 Yeah. I'm pregnant. 4 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:11,260 Great. Well, I'll write up the order. 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:12,391 Wait a minute. Okay, thanks. 6 00:00:12,468 --> 00:00:16,336 You can't do that. You cannot exploit your baby for sales. 7 00:00:16,405 --> 00:00:18,373 Hey, did I tell you we're gonna have a baby? 8 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,273 Thank you very much. I'm excited... Oh. 9 00:00:22,144 --> 00:00:23,975 Definitely. No. No! 10 00:00:24,146 --> 00:00:25,738 You need to come by your sales honorably. 11 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:28,374 There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. 12 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:29,974 People like it. 13 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,384 Hey, there. Dwight Schrute here. 14 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:37,016 Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper? 15 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,293 Yeah, I could sure use the money. 16 00:00:39,361 --> 00:00:43,195 My cousin came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. 17 00:00:44,033 --> 00:00:45,728 Oh, it's just horrific. 18 00:00:45,801 --> 00:00:48,702 The doctor says he's never seen it beard so quickly. 19 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:49,863 Okay. 20 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:57,371 I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. 21 00:00:58,013 --> 00:01:01,210 Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. 22 00:01:02,251 --> 00:01:04,845 Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd. 23 00:01:06,590 --> 00:01:12,664 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 24 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:27,933 Kevin, you're such a gourmand. 25 00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:31,002 I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook, 26 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,810 and now I'm halfway through The Twilight Cookbook. 27 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:36,874 Last night, I had Edward's cornflake chicken. 28 00:01:37,219 --> 00:01:38,277 Hmm. 29 00:01:38,353 --> 00:01:41,754 Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, 30 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:45,222 so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. 31 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:50,625 Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch and first dinner. 32 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:55,298 I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner. 33 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:58,771 One last ultra feast. 34 00:01:58,841 --> 00:02:01,742 Mmm. That sounds great. What are you thinking? 35 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:03,300 I think it should be a surprise. 36 00:02:05,581 --> 00:02:06,775 Getting there, huh? 37 00:02:06,849 --> 00:02:08,441 No, no. I still have time. 38 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:11,884 I'm having contractions, but they're irregular and far apart. 39 00:02:11,954 --> 00:02:15,253 So I'm not really in labor, I'm near labor. 40 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:17,656 Yeah. We're slow-playing it because of our stupid HMO. 41 00:02:17,726 --> 00:02:18,818 If we check in after midnight, 42 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:21,385 I get an extra day to recuperate surrounded by doctors. 43 00:02:21,463 --> 00:02:22,930 Not to mention the extra night's sleep 44 00:02:22,998 --> 00:02:24,329 in the hospital will be very nice, 45 00:02:24,399 --> 00:02:26,333 because once we bring the baby home, 46 00:02:26,401 --> 00:02:29,461 if it's crying all night, one of us is gonna have to take care of it, 47 00:02:29,538 --> 00:02:32,405 and I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy. 48 00:02:32,474 --> 00:02:35,034 I cannot wait for that joke to be over. 49 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:36,166 Oh. 50 00:02:37,713 --> 00:02:41,205 Contraptions! She's contrapting! Okay, you know what? 51 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:44,114 I think that I should drive you guys to the hospital, and here is why. 52 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:47,087 I am a licensed Class C driver in the state of Pennsylvania. 53 00:02:47,156 --> 00:02:48,680 Michael. I gassed up the car. 54 00:02:48,757 --> 00:02:50,850 Actually, I put diesel in this time. Tried to save some money. 55 00:02:50,926 --> 00:02:51,950 Michael, you shouldn't have done that. 56 00:02:52,027 --> 00:02:53,051 Happy to do it. 57 00:02:53,128 --> 00:02:56,097 Also, I did a heck of a job baby-proofing this office. 58 00:02:56,165 --> 00:02:57,757 You know the baby's not gonna live here, right? 59 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,425 Well, the baby was conceived here, 60 00:02:59,501 --> 00:03:01,059 so might as well live here a little bit, too. 61 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:04,537 Mmm. That logic's airtight, but unfortunately it wasn't conceived here. 62 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:05,903 Burning Man, Porta Potty. 63 00:03:05,974 --> 00:03:09,603 Yuck! TMI. How was it? 64 00:03:10,179 --> 00:03:12,977 I don't want to know. Tell me later. Let's go! Let's go! Hospital! 65 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:14,777 Okay, okay, we're not going to the hospital. 66 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:15,976 We are waiting until midnight. 67 00:03:16,051 --> 00:03:18,281 Ooh! Spooky. But why? 68 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:20,844 Because the insurance company only covers two nights. 69 00:03:20,923 --> 00:03:22,686 Everything's fine. We have plenty of time. 70 00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:24,419 Well, you don't want to wait too long, Pam. 71 00:03:24,493 --> 00:03:26,188 Otherwise the baby's gonna become a teenager in there, 72 00:03:26,261 --> 00:03:28,422 and you'll be up all night from the rock music. 73 00:03:28,497 --> 00:03:32,058 Shut up, Nick. God! What a weird thing to say. 74 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:36,730 Weird IT nerd. Don't get revenge on me, nerd. 75 00:03:38,974 --> 00:03:40,942 What are you looking at? 76 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:43,269 Nerd. 77 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:45,743 Did you know that labor can last weeks? 78 00:03:45,814 --> 00:03:48,578 Then they take your insides out and they just plop them on a table, 79 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:52,484 and sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself. 80 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,057 Bear my child. 81 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:01,954 Excuse me? 82 00:04:02,331 --> 00:04:03,855 I want to have a child for business reasons 83 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,422 and I want you to be the mother. 84 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,229 If you agree, say nothing. 85 00:04:07,302 --> 00:04:09,065 If you disagree, say anything. 86 00:04:12,941 --> 00:04:15,307 Very well. Let's meet at 4:00 p.m. 87 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:17,504 In our old meeting spot and bang it out. 88 00:04:24,353 --> 00:04:26,287 That's seven minutes. Here we go. 89 00:04:26,355 --> 00:04:27,447 Hold on. Hold on. This is happening. 90 00:04:27,522 --> 00:04:28,580 It isn't midnight yet. 91 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,181 Are you serious? Pam. 92 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:32,989 No, the doctor said every five to seven minutes. 93 00:04:33,061 --> 00:04:35,427 I'm gonna be okay. We should really try to make it to midnight. 94 00:04:35,497 --> 00:04:36,486 Pam, please. 95 00:04:36,565 --> 00:04:37,623 Yeah, no, you really should, 96 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:39,326 'cause if your baby's born tomorrow, 97 00:04:39,401 --> 00:04:40,800 he's gonna have the same birthday 98 00:04:40,869 --> 00:04:43,201 as Buttmud Brooks, my old roommate. 99 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:45,706 Did you hear that? Buttmud Brooks. 100 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:51,105 Okay, but we are leaving at five minutes apart. 101 00:04:51,179 --> 00:04:52,908 Five minutes apart. 102 00:04:53,248 --> 00:04:56,706 So the plan was seven minutes, but we're calling an audible, 103 00:04:56,785 --> 00:05:00,221 because that's her call, 'cause she's the quarterback. 104 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:04,618 I'm just the left tackle who happened to get her pregnant. 105 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:11,156 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Stop watching me. 106 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,095 Okay, Crazy. 107 00:05:13,168 --> 00:05:14,692 I think I have some better things to do with my day 108 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:17,238 than worry about you. Like sell printers. 109 00:05:17,306 --> 00:05:18,364 Mmm-hmm. 110 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,739 Well, now until Friday, 20% off all toner cartridges, that's a big deal. 111 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:24,438 While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital 112 00:05:24,513 --> 00:05:25,775 and just do a quick check? 113 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,576 Not till midnight. 114 00:05:27,649 --> 00:05:32,746 Guys, a word of advice, speaking as a former baby. 115 00:05:33,055 --> 00:05:35,080 Don't get too hung up on baby names. 116 00:05:35,157 --> 00:05:38,991 I was named Walter Junior after my father, 117 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:42,592 until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds. 118 00:05:42,664 --> 00:05:45,098 I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Junior. 119 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,226 My brother was born 120 00:05:47,302 --> 00:05:50,533 and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Junior name, 121 00:05:50,605 --> 00:05:53,335 so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, 122 00:05:53,408 --> 00:05:55,603 which they got out of a baby-name book. 123 00:05:55,911 --> 00:05:57,674 You know what? It's getting really crowded in here. 124 00:05:57,746 --> 00:06:00,078 Maybe you guys should all go back to work 'cause the day's not out yet. 125 00:06:00,148 --> 00:06:01,445 No, no, no. You know what? 126 00:06:01,516 --> 00:06:02,608 You can't tell us what to do 127 00:06:02,684 --> 00:06:04,413 because you are not co-manager anymore. 128 00:06:04,486 --> 00:06:05,544 Yes! 129 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,986 I feel like this noise is gonna prevent Pam 130 00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:10,047 from being able to listen to her body's signals. 131 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,286 Actually, the distractions are good. 132 00:06:12,361 --> 00:06:13,658 I don't think I'm gonna make it till midnight 133 00:06:13,729 --> 00:06:15,253 if I'm just sitting here thinking about it. 134 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,457 Distractions are good! 135 00:06:17,532 --> 00:06:21,559 That means conference room, five minutes. No, no, five seconds! 136 00:06:22,404 --> 00:06:24,565 Right now, right now, conference room. 137 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,072 Topic, potpourri. Let's go! 138 00:06:26,141 --> 00:06:28,974 Um, I'm sort of a master of distraction. 139 00:06:29,044 --> 00:06:31,740 When I was a kid, my mom received compliments 140 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:33,371 left and right from my teachers 141 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:37,475 on how I was always able to distract others in class. 142 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:41,747 Try to think, "What were the first 13 colonies?" 143 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:44,056 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 144 00:06:54,302 --> 00:06:55,894 The purpose for this meeting 145 00:06:55,971 --> 00:07:00,135 is to take Pam's mind off of what's going on inside of her body. 146 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,573 Can we do sleight-of-hand tricks? 147 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:02,735 I will allow that. 148 00:07:02,811 --> 00:07:05,575 Yes! Can anyone do those? 149 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:07,512 I'm gonna go look at the Internet. 150 00:07:11,019 --> 00:07:13,180 All right. That's a good one. 151 00:07:13,255 --> 00:07:14,449 Okay. 152 00:07:15,323 --> 00:07:16,585 Sorry, guys. Just keep talking. 153 00:07:16,658 --> 00:07:17,716 Okay. 154 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:22,389 Oh, God, Pam. You are a woman warrior. 155 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:24,022 Oh. Thanks, Kelly. 156 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:28,102 Does anybody have anything? Anything interesting, any hobbies? 157 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:29,595 Uh, special skills? 158 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:30,729 Yes, this is the only time 159 00:07:30,806 --> 00:07:32,899 I'm ever going to make this request. Yeah, Phyl. 160 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,534 Yeah. I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does 161 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:37,441 in The Breakfast Club. 162 00:07:37,512 --> 00:07:39,946 No, no. I don't think anybody wants to see that. 163 00:07:40,015 --> 00:07:42,745 I can do the Evolution of Dance dance. 164 00:07:44,019 --> 00:07:46,078 That sounds good. Do you need some music or... 165 00:07:46,154 --> 00:07:48,088 No, actually, music would just throw me off. 166 00:07:48,156 --> 00:07:50,750 Okay. I need complete silence, okay? 167 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:09,301 You're clapping. I need complete silence. 168 00:08:09,911 --> 00:08:13,347 Totally threw me off, so I'm gonna have to start over. 169 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:15,710 The Evolution of Dance dance. 170 00:08:18,286 --> 00:08:21,778 "You let me in your bed But now I sleep alone 171 00:08:22,057 --> 00:08:25,549 "Trapped with the forgotten In my detritus home" 172 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:29,261 Affirmed, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, Citation, 173 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:33,461 Assault, Count Fleet, Whirlaway, War Admiral, Omaha, Gallant Fox. 174 00:08:34,202 --> 00:08:36,067 And... I know this. 175 00:08:36,171 --> 00:08:39,834 Uh, the jockey was Johnny Loftus, sired by Star Shoot. 176 00:08:44,079 --> 00:08:45,137 Good afternoon. 177 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:46,271 Have a seat. 178 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:50,384 What is this? 179 00:08:50,452 --> 00:08:51,749 Before we conceive a child, 180 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:54,721 it is important that we bang out a parenting contract. 181 00:08:54,789 --> 00:08:56,120 Of course. 182 00:08:58,126 --> 00:09:01,857 It's been a long time since we've come down here separately. 183 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:02,919 You know, I was thinking... 184 00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:04,124 Now then, let's get to it, shall we? 185 00:09:04,199 --> 00:09:07,066 Ltem one. Child will be breastfed by the mother 186 00:09:07,135 --> 00:09:08,261 for exactly six months, 187 00:09:08,336 --> 00:09:11,362 then weaned onto a nutrient-rich, winter vegetable mash 188 00:09:11,439 --> 00:09:12,872 provided by the father, Dwight Schrute, 189 00:09:12,941 --> 00:09:15,307 hereafter referred to as Morpheus. 190 00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:17,072 Agreed? Agreed. 191 00:09:18,246 --> 00:09:21,306 Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. 192 00:09:21,383 --> 00:09:25,410 Another 75 contractions and you are going to be there. 193 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:28,581 For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast. 194 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:32,319 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go give Dr. Rezvani a quick call. 195 00:09:32,394 --> 00:09:33,452 He'll probably know... 196 00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:34,825 Jim, please, happy thoughts here. 197 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:36,591 Happy times. Yeah, happy times. Come on. 198 00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:37,893 Let's have happy times. All right. 199 00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:39,957 Jim, as a matter of fact, 200 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,668 I've printed out 10 ways to induce labor, 201 00:09:44,773 --> 00:09:47,537 and I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things 202 00:09:47,609 --> 00:09:49,076 and we can slow down your labor. 203 00:09:49,144 --> 00:09:50,202 Erin, read the first one. 204 00:09:50,278 --> 00:09:51,802 "Stimulate the nipples." 205 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,472 Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. 206 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,982 Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle. 207 00:09:56,051 --> 00:09:59,418 Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt. 208 00:09:59,487 --> 00:10:00,784 I have a shirt like that in my car. 209 00:10:00,855 --> 00:10:03,346 Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it? 210 00:10:03,425 --> 00:10:05,620 Okay, uh, the second one is "walk around." 211 00:10:05,694 --> 00:10:06,956 We're already doing the opposite of that. 212 00:10:07,028 --> 00:10:09,724 Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods. 213 00:10:09,798 --> 00:10:11,265 Okay, the opposite of that. 214 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,028 Stick spicy food up her butt. 215 00:10:13,101 --> 00:10:16,036 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 216 00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:17,397 - Come on. Let's go to the hospital. - Jim. Jim. 217 00:10:17,472 --> 00:10:19,099 Pam, let's go to the hospital now. Sweetie, I love you, 218 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,438 but you're really distracting me from my distractions. Mmm-hmm. 219 00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:22,908 Okay, great. Well, sorry. 220 00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:24,138 Why don't you go do some work? 221 00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:25,372 Great. I will do that. 222 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:27,745 Sorry, Pam, I just feel a little bit frazzled, and you know 223 00:10:27,816 --> 00:10:29,943 how very rarely I use that word. I know. 224 00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:31,212 "Frazzled." You don't like to be frazzled. 225 00:10:31,286 --> 00:10:32,685 No, I don't. - Okay. 226 00:10:32,754 --> 00:10:37,657 Oh. And by the way, hate that you're helping her with this right now. Totally. 227 00:10:38,893 --> 00:10:40,121 Someone's freaking. 228 00:10:40,195 --> 00:10:41,389 Getting a little frazzled. 229 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:42,589 Yeah, he is. 230 00:10:42,664 --> 00:10:44,598 I know Pam better than anyone in this office, 231 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,531 and obviously she's gone crazy, 232 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,193 but everybody wants to say that I'm crazy. 233 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:52,035 But I'm not crazy. She's crazy. I'm not crazy. She's crazy. 234 00:10:52,474 --> 00:10:54,271 "Five to seven minutes." 235 00:10:54,442 --> 00:10:56,069 "Five to seven minutes." 236 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,704 "Six minutes." Different, but not really. 237 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,871 "Five to seven minutes." 238 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,910 Acceptable names include, and are limited to, 239 00:11:04,986 --> 00:11:06,613 Ebenezer. Jebediah. 240 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:08,485 Honus. Jedediah. 241 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:09,882 Worf. 242 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,385 No Star Trek names. 243 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:12,756 Okay. Fine. 244 00:11:12,827 --> 00:11:13,885 What if it's a girl? 245 00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:15,486 Irrelevant question. 246 00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:17,997 Section 5A. "Child shall be male." 247 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:20,193 Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. 248 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:21,895 You can't put that in here. Yes, you can. 249 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,562 No. It's as simple as keeping the womb 250 00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:25,970 extremely warm for two days after sex, 251 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:28,339 and then extremely cold for five months. 252 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:29,809 Absolutely not. 253 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:34,479 Hey. Hey. 254 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:35,709 Oh. 255 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:38,747 I'm not gonna get in the car, 256 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,981 'cause I know if I do, you'll try to drive me to the hospital. 257 00:11:41,056 --> 00:11:42,250 Ah! 258 00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,120 You know me too well. 259 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,687 Okay, Jim. Yeah. 260 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:48,022 Everything is fine. 261 00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:49,154 Totally. You don't have to worry. 262 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:53,291 Try not to think about it. She's not coming out for a while, okay? 263 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:55,663 Did you say "she"? 264 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:59,629 I called the doctor, like, a week ago. I couldn't wait. 265 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,710 Oh, God, don't be mad. 266 00:12:03,778 --> 00:12:04,836 Mad? 267 00:12:06,781 --> 00:12:10,911 How could I be mad? We're having a little girl. 268 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,178 Mmm-hmm. 269 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,449 Wow. We're having a little girl. 270 00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:19,560 Man! I know. 271 00:12:20,395 --> 00:12:22,056 Whoo! All right. 272 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,027 Well, I definitely feel better. Good. 273 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,000 Yeah. All right. Okay. 274 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:31,494 Hey, did you change? 275 00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,404 Oh, yeah. My water broke. 276 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:35,099 Oh. 277 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:36,637 Oh. 278 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,806 Oh! Whoa! 279 00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:44,511 Pam? Pam! Okay. All right. 280 00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:48,083 Okay, it's time. Time to go to the hospital. Somebody get Jim, please. 281 00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:50,021 Is it midnight yet? No, it's 4:35. 282 00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:53,026 4:35. All right. Almost made it. Almost made it. 283 00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:56,154 Too bad you didn't have sex, like, seven-and-a-half hours later. 284 00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:58,199 But you had to have the afternoon delight. I understand. 285 00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,426 Sometimes you have to go for it. 286 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:00,968 Let's go to the hospital, shall we? 287 00:13:01,035 --> 00:13:02,627 No. Not yet, Michael. 288 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:03,728 We can do it. 289 00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,397 Oh, wow! It's almost time for ultra feast. 290 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:07,304 Where's Kevin? What? 291 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:10,701 You want to eat cat food with Kevin and not go to the hospital? 292 00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:13,714 That's Fancy Feast. Ultra feast is something they made up 293 00:13:13,782 --> 00:13:16,307 so they can pig out together in the name of ceremony. 294 00:13:16,384 --> 00:13:17,612 What is October Feast? 295 00:13:17,685 --> 00:13:22,622 There is no rush to get to the hospital. I'm fine. I'll get there. 296 00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:27,094 And if I don't get there, I don't get there. 297 00:13:30,098 --> 00:13:32,328 Our ultra feast menu's theme, 298 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,765 Hollywood. 299 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:37,663 We have ratatouille from Ratatouille, 300 00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:40,674 and tandoori chicken from Born Into Brothels. 301 00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:45,338 I tried to bake a cake like that District 9 prawn thing, but I... 302 00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:47,948 Are you okay? 303 00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,278 Mmm. 304 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,545 Yes. I'm fine. 305 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:52,711 Are you sure? 306 00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:56,018 Yeah, the doctor said that it's still considered a minor contraction 307 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:57,717 as long as I can talk through it. 308 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,384 Okay. Okay. Jim? 309 00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:01,489 - I think this feast is over... - All right. 310 00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,087 and it's time to go to the hospital. Time to go. 311 00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:04,222 No. That's right. 312 00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:05,323 Let's do this. Let's give it a shot. 313 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,458 No, it's better. - Here we go. 314 00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:08,434 - That wasn't even the worst of them. I'm fine. - Hey, come on. 315 00:14:08,503 --> 00:14:10,027 They're not that bad still. Let's go to the hospital. 316 00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:11,162 Pam. No, it's passing, it's fine. 317 00:14:11,239 --> 00:14:12,934 Pam, it's time. Let's go to the hospital. Let's go, Pam. 318 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,531 It's okay. Michael says we should go now. 319 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,008 - Yeah, I think we should head out. - It's fine. 320 00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,772 Pam. You know what? It passed. It's good. 321 00:14:17,846 --> 00:14:19,336 Absolutely fine. Come on. Let's go. We gotta go. 322 00:14:19,414 --> 00:14:20,881 Babe, I'm not going. We need to go. 323 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,473 It's fine. Hey, come on. We really gotta go. 324 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,780 No. I'm not going! I am not going, okay? 325 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:25,877 All right. 326 00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:29,446 I'm not going today because I can't do it! I don't think I can do it! 327 00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:31,890 Hey. Hey. Hey. 328 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,649 Are you kidding me? 329 00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,252 Are you kidding? 330 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,425 If anyone can do this, you can do this. 331 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:38,522 You can do this. 332 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,589 You can do this. 333 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,032 Pam, I'm scared. 334 00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:42,569 I'm real scared. I'm scared, too. 335 00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:43,797 I'm petrified. 336 00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:45,237 But the best news is, 337 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,932 we're gonna have a baby today. 338 00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:48,032 Yeah. 339 00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:49,440 A really awesome baby. 340 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,068 We're gonna have a baby. 341 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,476 So let's have it at the hospital. 342 00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:54,139 Let's do that. 343 00:14:54,215 --> 00:14:56,206 How are we doing on contractions? Two minutes apart. 344 00:14:56,284 --> 00:14:58,275 Two minutes. Oh, God. 345 00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:00,412 Oh, no. I thought I told you... 346 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:02,319 It's okay. No, I told you to warn me at five minutes. 347 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,017 Jim, we waited too long. I know. 348 00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:06,253 We waited too long. Two minutes doesn't do us any good. 349 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,318 - What happened to four and three? - We're okay, Jim. 350 00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:11,194 Okay, Pamela, you know what time it is? 351 00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:12,560 I don't want to have my baby here. 352 00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:13,965 You know... You're not going to. 353 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:15,696 You know where you're going? The hospital. 354 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,635 Yes you are, and you know what you're gonna have? 355 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:18,729 A baby. Yes. 356 00:15:18,806 --> 00:15:20,603 We're going to the hospital and we're gonna have a baby. 357 00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:22,666 I got it! I got it! Everybody, it's go time! 358 00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:24,712 Action station! Stanley, man the phones! 359 00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:26,508 Meredith, please grab a bottle of water. 360 00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:27,673 Erin, call an ambulance, please! 361 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:28,773 No, no, no. 362 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,283 Ambulances are emergencies only. 363 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:32,148 You call the ambulance, I call the cops. 364 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,847 - All right, we're driving ourselves, actually. - No, Jim. 365 00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:35,253 You are in no condition to drive. 366 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,154 I will drive you. Check. Got it. 367 00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:38,817 - All right, I have my wallet. - Yes. 368 00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,155 Go bag's in the car. Go bag? Where's my go bag? 369 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,354 Keys. I need my keys! Where's my go bag? 370 00:15:41,429 --> 00:15:42,487 There's nothing in it. 371 00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:45,794 You are telling me now that there is nothing in it! Okay, great. 372 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,994 Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital? 373 00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:49,764 The hospital will provide dictionaries. 374 00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:50,826 Bring the thesaurus. 375 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,395 Did anyone check how dilated she is? 376 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,236 This is ridiculous. Dwight, get away. 377 00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,174 No, no, no, Dwight, let Jim do that, please. Okay? 378 00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:57,643 I didn't know we had a tape measure. 379 00:15:57,712 --> 00:15:58,770 "We" don't. 380 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:01,747 Okay, I can't find my keys! I cannot find my keys! 381 00:16:01,816 --> 00:16:03,249 Found them. They're here. Here we go. Here we go. 382 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:04,808 - Here we go! - Good luck! 383 00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:06,080 - Good luck, Pam. - Bye, Pam. 384 00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:08,054 Thank you! Wish me luck! 385 00:16:08,122 --> 00:16:09,555 Have fun! 386 00:16:11,859 --> 00:16:13,724 Hey, it's 5:00. 387 00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:16,953 Here we go. Here we go. On our way. 388 00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:19,023 Hold it. 389 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,227 Come on, Stanley. Okay. 390 00:16:21,602 --> 00:16:23,160 We're going now. No. One more. 391 00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:26,206 Can I... No, no, no, no! Out, out, out! Idiot! 392 00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:27,569 Dwight, what is the traffic like? 393 00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:28,904 Doesn't matter. I'll escort you! 394 00:16:28,977 --> 00:16:30,569 All right. 395 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,481 Let's go! - Easy, Dwight. 396 00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:40,846 Michael! What? 397 00:16:40,922 --> 00:16:42,446 Michael! What? 398 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,624 This is where I saw that deer last week. 399 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,853 Where? Right over by that fence. 400 00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:48,327 By the bushes? Okay, Michael, focus! 401 00:16:48,396 --> 00:16:49,988 Okay, go, go, go! Guys, come on! 402 00:16:50,064 --> 00:16:51,326 Let's go! 403 00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:55,602 I love escorting people. 404 00:16:55,737 --> 00:17:00,367 In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service. 405 00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:05,674 Got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends. 406 00:17:06,748 --> 00:17:07,942 All right, here we go. You're doing great. 407 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:09,210 Okay, just breathe. 408 00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:10,375 She'll be here soon. 409 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:11,475 She? You found out? 410 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,282 Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised. 411 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,886 Michael! Yeah? 412 00:17:15,957 --> 00:17:17,686 Stop texting. Put your phone away! Michael, come on! 413 00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:19,021 I'm texting about you, okay? 414 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:20,390 Come on! 415 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,561 All right. 416 00:17:26,601 --> 00:17:27,966 Let's move! 417 00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:31,696 - What? - Pull over. 418 00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,104 You're kidding me! 419 00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:34,266 Pull over. 420 00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:42,043 You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer. 421 00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,550 Don't make this difficult, Dwight. 422 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:51,217 Wait! Wait, my iPod's not in here. Okay. 423 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:52,350 It has the birth song on it. 424 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:54,361 Okay, I know, but my iPod is in the go bag. 425 00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:55,794 We'll be fine. Jim, I don't want the first thing 426 00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:57,490 the baby hears to be the 8 Mile soundtrack. 427 00:17:57,565 --> 00:17:59,032 Okay, so what do you want to do? I don't know. 428 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,260 Let's go by the house and get it. 429 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,063 It's only 20 minutes past the hospital. 430 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:04,070 Pam, no. Are you nuts? We're going to the hospital now. 431 00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,265 Guys, guys, stop fighting. Come on. 432 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:09,400 Come on. Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer? 433 00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:10,637 Right? 434 00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:15,846 Okay, you know what? I am all over this. Here we go. Ready? 435 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:19,512 Dwight Schrute. 436 00:18:19,587 --> 00:18:20,679 Hello, Dwight. 437 00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:23,286 Pam left her iPod at her house. I want you to swing by, 438 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:26,258 pick it up and bring it to the hospital. We need it yesterday. 439 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,192 Then why didn't you ask me to do it yesterday? 440 00:18:28,262 --> 00:18:30,230 I kept IM-ing you how bored I was. 441 00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:31,788 Okay. Dwight! 442 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,864 Go to my house, get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table. 443 00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:37,802 Do not touch anything else. 444 00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,669 The key is under... I don't need a key. 445 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,402 Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen, it's under the... 446 00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:43,967 No, don't. Don't. Don't tell me. 447 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,413 Dwight, just listen. It's underneath... 448 00:18:50,852 --> 00:18:52,683 Okay. You all right? 449 00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:54,582 Yeah. 450 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,781 Do you have everything, guys? 451 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,254 Michael, just go park the car. 452 00:18:58,326 --> 00:18:59,623 Okay. All right. 453 00:19:08,769 --> 00:19:10,703 Sir! Dunder Mifflin. It's okay. 454 00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,534 You can't park here. 455 00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,508 I just did. 456 00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:26,915 Pam's doing great. Uh, she's 10 inches dilated now. 457 00:19:26,988 --> 00:19:29,183 Sorry, meters... Centimeters. 458 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:33,385 And she's also fully effaced, which I don't know what that is. 459 00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:37,022 But no baby yet. It's only been six... Nineteen hours. 460 00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:39,099 And I was sent out for some ice chips 461 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,691 because I might have passed out a little bit, 462 00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:42,235 but these are very refreshing, very... 463 00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,601 Daddy? She's ready to push. 464 00:19:44,672 --> 00:19:45,764 Okay! 465 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:55,109 Where's my little niblet? Halpert, room D1. All right. 466 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:58,348 Family only beyond this point. Thank you. 467 00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,219 Here we go. 468 00:20:05,092 --> 00:20:06,184 Doing great. Push again! 469 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,318 Not yet. 470 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:08,726 No, don't push. Pull! Pull! 471 00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:09,820 Why don't you get some more ice chips? 472 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:10,955 No, Jim, stay! 473 00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:12,260 Okay. Really push this time, Pam. 474 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,425 Okay. 475 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:26,043 Nope. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. 476 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,610 Gotta go wash my eyes. 477 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:32,409 That kid's gonna have a lot of hair. 478 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,382 Have you guys seen her? She hasn't popped yet. 479 00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:40,894 What? Damn it! She was supposed to come out yesterday. 480 00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:43,563 I decided to give Baby Halpert 481 00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:45,963 the newspaper from the day she was born. 482 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:49,159 This frame set me back 55 bones. 483 00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,068 But she decided to take her sweet time, 484 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:53,333 so now I have to switch it with today's paper. 485 00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:57,877 This is ridiculous. We just can't wait here. 486 00:20:57,945 --> 00:20:59,606 I think it's gonna be any minute now. 487 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,205 But you don't know that. We could be here another half an hour. 488 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:04,251 Phyllis, what could you possibly have to do? 489 00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:06,309 I have an ice cream cake in the car. 490 00:21:06,387 --> 00:21:10,585 Oh, my God! Go! Go! Go! Are you insane? All right. 491 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:13,556 Guys? Hello? 492 00:21:13,628 --> 00:21:15,357 You're doing great. Just relax. Um... 493 00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:20,892 Sorry to be a bother, but if we could have an ETA when this is gonna... 494 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,329 You're kind of losing them. 495 00:21:26,374 --> 00:21:27,636 God! 496 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,733 Oh, my God. Look at her. 497 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,006 The baby, she's so beautiful. 498 00:21:33,314 --> 00:21:35,282 Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 499 00:21:38,452 --> 00:21:42,115 Yeah, that's right. It's a baby, see? 500 00:21:42,189 --> 00:21:43,213 Sir. 501 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:45,156 Sir, you can't smoke that in here. Okay. 502 00:21:45,226 --> 00:21:47,126 Put it out. All right. 503 00:21:47,662 --> 00:21:49,994 Can't smoke anywhere these days. 504 00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:53,226 She's incredible. 505 00:21:54,702 --> 00:21:56,363 You want to count her fingers and toes again? 506 00:21:56,437 --> 00:21:59,099 No, let's let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each. 507 00:21:59,173 --> 00:22:00,265 Okay. 508 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:02,573 Guys, guys! 509 00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:04,611 Her name is Cecelia Marie Halpert. 510 00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:05,703 Eleven pounds, four... 511 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,681 She's seven pounds, two ounces, 18 inches. Seven pounds. 512 00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:09,943 Mother and daughter are doing great. 513 00:22:16,524 --> 00:22:18,287 Congratulations. That's great. 514 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,383 There. 515 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,484 Hey, Grandma's back. 516 00:22:21,062 --> 00:22:23,462 Well, it was an adventure and a half trying to find the cafeteria, 517 00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:25,863 but I have returned with the coffee. Great. 518 00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:27,798 Thank God. I haven't had caffeine in nine months. 519 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,631 - May I? - Yes. 520 00:22:30,905 --> 00:22:32,429 Somebody has a full diaper. 521 00:22:32,506 --> 00:22:33,803 Oh. Let me get it. 522 00:22:35,076 --> 00:22:37,044 I am a diapering master. 523 00:22:37,445 --> 00:22:39,174 I have done little else in the past two months. 524 00:22:39,246 --> 00:22:41,646 There is nothing I cannot diaper. 525 00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:44,314 Go ahead. Try to think of something. I dare you. 526 00:22:46,754 --> 00:22:50,383 Where's the baby? I want to see the baby. 527 00:22:50,491 --> 00:22:52,152 Oh! Oh. 528 00:22:52,827 --> 00:22:54,294 Helene, hi. 529 00:22:55,596 --> 00:22:58,622 Oh, my goodness. What are the odds of this? 530 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,998 Congratulations on being a grandma. 531 00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:03,400 Hello, Michael. Hello. 532 00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:05,466 Oh. How are you? 533 00:23:05,539 --> 00:23:06,665 I worry about you. 534 00:23:06,741 --> 00:23:09,209 You know, I think it's time for me to go. 535 00:23:09,276 --> 00:23:10,800 Oh. Okay. 536 00:23:12,346 --> 00:23:13,335 Love you. 537 00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:14,676 Love you as a friend. 538 00:23:15,316 --> 00:23:16,806 Love you, Mom. 539 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:20,244 Oh! 540 00:23:20,321 --> 00:23:22,221 I want to hold the baby. 541 00:23:22,289 --> 00:23:24,917 Okay, you just have to use the hand sanitizer first. 542 00:23:24,992 --> 00:23:26,425 Oh, right. 543 00:23:29,497 --> 00:23:31,260 Again. No pants. 544 00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:32,731 Oh. Okay. 545 00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,261 Ready? Mmm-hmm. 546 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:43,738 Oh, wow. 547 00:23:45,746 --> 00:23:47,680 Michael. Michael. 548 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:51,679 That's so weird. She was saying it just before you got here. 549 00:23:55,456 --> 00:23:59,324 Yesterday I was dispatched to Jim and Pam's house to find Pam's iPod. 550 00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:02,328 I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. 551 00:24:02,897 --> 00:24:07,300 What I did find was mold, and lots of it. 552 00:24:08,202 --> 00:24:10,500 So, I did what anyone would do. 553 00:24:10,805 --> 00:24:13,797 I read a book, had a bath, I got a good night's sleep, 554 00:24:13,874 --> 00:24:16,274 and I made plans to eradicate it. 555 00:24:17,445 --> 00:24:21,506 I also made plans to ask Jim where he bought his marvelous sheets. 556 00:24:23,284 --> 00:24:25,047 Time to get to work. 557 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,457 There she sat. Her name was Pam. 558 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:37,094 She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. 559 00:24:38,232 --> 00:24:41,963 There sat Jim. He was a gawky, tall salesman. 560 00:24:42,937 --> 00:24:46,839 The odds of them getting together were insurmountainable. 561 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,901 I made a family. I got these two together and I made a family. 562 00:24:50,978 --> 00:24:52,878 This man has a gift. 563 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,143 Who else here is single? 564 00:24:55,216 --> 00:24:56,911 I'm not single. I have a man. 565 00:24:57,318 --> 00:24:59,479 I am offering up my services to you all. 566 00:24:59,553 --> 00:25:02,021 You saw what I did with Pam and Jim. I can help you, too. 567 00:25:02,089 --> 00:25:03,716 Why don't you find someone for yourself 568 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,315 instead of meddling in our affairs? 569 00:25:05,392 --> 00:25:07,690 Okay, show of hands. Who wants to live in a world 570 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:11,060 where Stanley has two lovers and you don't have any? 571 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:14,764 Who else? Come on. People, I know models. 572 00:25:15,102 --> 00:25:17,297 Plus-size models, maybe. 573 00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:21,600 You got that right. Meredith? Come on. You're obviously single. 574 00:25:21,675 --> 00:25:24,405 You know it. I am never getting married. 575 00:25:24,745 --> 00:25:26,212 Like Clooney. 576 00:25:26,313 --> 00:25:27,610 Andrew? What about you? 577 00:25:27,715 --> 00:25:29,876 Torn scrotum. Still on the mend, so... 578 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,315 Not good timing. 579 00:25:31,385 --> 00:25:35,583 Yes, I'm gonna ask out Erin. I'm just waiting for the stars to align. 580 00:25:35,656 --> 00:25:36,680 Literally. 581 00:25:36,757 --> 00:25:38,452 I have a small skylight in my bedroom, 582 00:25:38,526 --> 00:25:40,585 and I'd like for the moon to be visible. 583 00:25:40,661 --> 00:25:42,788 Well, when you least expect it, expect it. 584 00:25:42,863 --> 00:25:47,493 I am going to fill the empty voids in your life with love. 585 00:25:48,035 --> 00:25:51,402 I am going to fill that empty hole 586 00:25:51,472 --> 00:25:53,497 in your body with another person. 587 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,741 And like Cupid, I am going to shoot you with love. 588 00:26:10,824 --> 00:26:14,555 Remember yesterday, when we were terrified of being parents? 589 00:26:14,895 --> 00:26:17,386 We were just kids. What did we know? 590 00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:19,125 Hey, how we doing? 591 00:26:19,233 --> 00:26:20,461 Good. Great. 592 00:26:20,534 --> 00:26:22,866 Would you like me to take her to the nursery for the night? 593 00:26:22,937 --> 00:26:24,871 Doesn't she sleep here? She can. 594 00:26:24,939 --> 00:26:26,463 But a lot of parents choose to have the baby 595 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:27,837 spend the first night in the nursery 596 00:26:27,908 --> 00:26:30,843 to get some rest. You've been through a lot. 597 00:26:31,045 --> 00:26:32,603 I think we'll be okay. 598 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,806 Okay, great. 599 00:26:36,984 --> 00:26:38,212 Big yawn. 600 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:39,747 Ready, one, two, three. 601 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:41,651 One, and then wrap around. 602 00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:42,744 It's okay. 603 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:44,321 I don't understand. Hold that arm down. 604 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:47,121 I can't. She's too strong. Careful, though. 605 00:26:47,194 --> 00:26:48,320 You don't want to break it. 606 00:26:48,395 --> 00:26:50,556 She's not going to... Just... 607 00:26:50,631 --> 00:26:52,565 I got it. All right. - Go. Go. 608 00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:53,998 I'm done. Nurse? 609 00:26:54,268 --> 00:26:55,530 How you doing? 610 00:26:55,603 --> 00:26:56,661 I don't know. 611 00:26:57,504 --> 00:26:59,904 I just... I can't tell if she's getting anything. 612 00:26:59,974 --> 00:27:00,998 Really? 613 00:27:01,075 --> 00:27:02,269 It doesn't feel right. 614 00:27:02,977 --> 00:27:05,537 Well, you're pushing the milk out, right? 615 00:27:05,613 --> 00:27:07,046 How would one do that? 616 00:27:07,281 --> 00:27:11,149 Well, isn't it kind of like... Like that? 617 00:27:11,218 --> 00:27:12,947 Do you want to try it, Jim? Mmm-mmm. 618 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:15,386 I think you're good. Doing a good job. 619 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:20,751 Somebody buzzed? 620 00:27:20,828 --> 00:27:23,023 Oh, really? Must have sat on it, Pam. 621 00:27:23,197 --> 00:27:24,664 I can't tell if she's getting anything. 622 00:27:24,732 --> 00:27:26,563 It just doesn't really feel right. 623 00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:28,568 Well, maybe we should take a break for a little while. 624 00:27:28,636 --> 00:27:29,660 I can take her to the nursery 625 00:27:29,737 --> 00:27:31,364 and then bring her back and try again a little bit later. 626 00:27:31,438 --> 00:27:33,303 Even if she's not getting anything? 627 00:27:33,374 --> 00:27:34,432 Yeah, she'll be fine. 628 00:27:34,508 --> 00:27:36,567 I can always give her a bottle once we're in the nursery. 629 00:27:36,644 --> 00:27:39,272 No. I read in the book about nipple confusion. 630 00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:41,109 Oh, good. You know everything. 631 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:44,014 I mean, she's just really tentative about latching, 632 00:27:44,084 --> 00:27:46,314 and I just want to keep her self-esteem up. 633 00:27:46,387 --> 00:27:49,015 I'll bring her back in a little while and we can try again, okay? 634 00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:50,954 All right. All right. 635 00:27:54,495 --> 00:27:55,621 It's gonna be all right. 636 00:27:55,696 --> 00:27:56,924 Yeah, maybe it'll be good 'cause then 637 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:58,692 she can, like, socialize with the other babies. 638 00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:03,163 No, yeah, that would be good. 639 00:28:04,104 --> 00:28:05,162 You wanted to see me? 640 00:28:05,239 --> 00:28:06,536 What would you say 641 00:28:06,607 --> 00:28:09,804 if I told you that I was about to change your life? 642 00:28:09,877 --> 00:28:11,105 Oh, boy! 643 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,474 What's that sound? 644 00:28:15,616 --> 00:28:16,844 Ta-da! 645 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,885 I would like you to meet your new boyfriend. 646 00:28:18,952 --> 00:28:20,010 Yes. 647 00:28:20,954 --> 00:28:22,012 I don't know what to say. 648 00:28:22,089 --> 00:28:25,081 Say nothing. You will learn to love me. 649 00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:26,782 Okay, hold on. 650 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 651 00:28:28,262 --> 00:28:29,991 You got to let the cookies cool 652 00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:32,430 before you pop them in your mouth. Okay. 653 00:28:32,499 --> 00:28:35,991 Why don't you guys get to know each other, maybe have lunch together? 654 00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:38,436 Erin, would you have lunch with me? 655 00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:39,563 Okay. 656 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,005 Good. Yes! 657 00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:43,267 Michael, can I talk to you privately? 658 00:28:43,343 --> 00:28:45,538 Sure. Kevin, please leave. 659 00:28:45,612 --> 00:28:47,409 Bye. - Bye. 660 00:28:51,051 --> 00:28:52,882 I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression 661 00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:55,649 that I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy. 662 00:28:55,723 --> 00:28:58,055 Okay. This is going to kill Kevin. 663 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,217 I'm sure he'll be fine. 664 00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:00,920 I'm not so sure. 665 00:29:01,128 --> 00:29:03,255 Kevin has an enormous heart. 666 00:29:03,697 --> 00:29:05,426 Literally, he has an elephant heart. 667 00:29:05,499 --> 00:29:08,093 He had a transplant when he was 17. 668 00:29:08,802 --> 00:29:11,134 Had some problems... Really? 669 00:29:11,338 --> 00:29:15,798 No. Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart, but he is very sensitive, 670 00:29:16,477 --> 00:29:19,139 and it won't kill Erin to just go and have lunch with him in the break room, 671 00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:20,976 like I promised him. 672 00:29:23,383 --> 00:29:25,908 I bet his heart is enlarged, though. 673 00:29:25,986 --> 00:29:27,283 I don't want anyone to die. 674 00:29:27,354 --> 00:29:29,720 Just don't let him sit on you. 675 00:29:31,024 --> 00:29:32,286 I'm kidding. You'll have fun. 676 00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:35,419 It'll be good. It'll be good. There he is. 677 00:29:35,529 --> 00:29:36,860 Go to him. 678 00:29:37,564 --> 00:29:38,792 Hi. Hi. 679 00:29:41,735 --> 00:29:43,703 Nice. She touched my shoulder. 680 00:29:46,907 --> 00:29:50,206 Hey, guys. We're short on rooms, so this is Dale and Kathy. 681 00:29:50,277 --> 00:29:51,403 Oh. 682 00:29:52,379 --> 00:29:53,505 Hi. Hi. 683 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:55,377 Sorry. Hi. So sorry. 684 00:29:55,716 --> 00:29:56,944 Careful. 685 00:30:01,989 --> 00:30:04,617 Wow, she just shoves the nipple right in there. 686 00:30:04,691 --> 00:30:05,885 I know. 687 00:30:06,627 --> 00:30:09,460 Did you see that? I'm pretty sure she's... 688 00:30:11,632 --> 00:30:12,656 Hey. 689 00:30:21,008 --> 00:30:22,532 Did you grow up around here? 690 00:30:23,477 --> 00:30:24,569 No. 691 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,545 So, you must have grown up around somewhere else? 692 00:30:30,717 --> 00:30:31,775 Yes. 693 00:30:37,057 --> 00:30:38,922 Why was I hiding behind the plant? 694 00:30:38,992 --> 00:30:41,290 Well, in college I took a botany class, 695 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:44,353 and there was lots of drama in that class. Uh... 696 00:30:44,431 --> 00:30:47,958 Kids would gossip about me, so I would eavesdrop on them 697 00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:51,771 by hiding behind different plants in the botany class. 698 00:30:52,005 --> 00:30:54,667 And then they would say things like, 699 00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:56,368 "Oh, this guy's gonna fail this class," 700 00:30:56,443 --> 00:31:00,504 or, "What's this guy doing spying on us from behind plants?" 701 00:31:00,581 --> 00:31:02,173 And then I would jump out at them 702 00:31:02,249 --> 00:31:04,547 and confront them and be like, 703 00:31:04,618 --> 00:31:08,884 "You think all I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Busted." 704 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:11,421 Oh. The reason? 705 00:31:11,892 --> 00:31:13,951 The reason I was hiding behind that plant in this situation 706 00:31:14,027 --> 00:31:18,020 was that I thought that Erin and Kevin were kind of hitting it off, 707 00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:19,895 and I was jealous. 708 00:31:22,836 --> 00:31:24,463 Uh, hi. Pam Halpert? 709 00:31:24,538 --> 00:31:25,562 Yes. 710 00:31:25,639 --> 00:31:27,504 Hi, I'm Clarke. 711 00:31:27,574 --> 00:31:31,135 Josie said you might benefit from a lactation consultant. 712 00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:32,636 Yep. 713 00:31:32,713 --> 00:31:34,044 Um, yeah, that would be great. 714 00:31:34,114 --> 00:31:36,139 Really great. When's she available? 715 00:31:36,216 --> 00:31:38,241 Actually, I'm the consultant. 716 00:31:39,086 --> 00:31:40,951 Got milk? 717 00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:43,216 All right, let's see what we're working with. 718 00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:51,295 So, the biggest thing besides not being able to get her to latch... 719 00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:53,026 I'll get that for you. Oh, thank you. 720 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,933 is that I can't tell if I'm really producing. 721 00:31:56,003 --> 00:31:57,698 I don't know if she's getting anything. 722 00:31:57,771 --> 00:31:59,261 Let me feel here. Okay. 723 00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:00,704 Yeah, it's quite full. 724 00:32:00,774 --> 00:32:01,798 Why don't you put your hand on top of my hand? 725 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,843 Okay. When you're feeding you want 726 00:32:03,911 --> 00:32:07,312 to press in like this, make your hand in a C. Does that hurt? 727 00:32:07,381 --> 00:32:09,975 No, it feels pressure. Okay. 728 00:32:10,050 --> 00:32:12,143 You sure it doesn't hurt? No. 729 00:32:12,219 --> 00:32:13,345 It just feels like pressure. 730 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:15,320 - Feel how I'm flicking the nipple? - Mmm-hmm. 731 00:32:15,389 --> 00:32:16,788 Like that? It's stimulated. Mmm-hmm. 732 00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:18,017 Yep. Yep. - Mmm-hmm. 733 00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:20,957 So you just want to do that and that will... 734 00:32:21,028 --> 00:32:22,120 Perfect. 735 00:32:22,329 --> 00:32:23,455 The baby should grab onto that. 736 00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:24,588 I think she will. 737 00:32:24,665 --> 00:32:27,498 I'm just not sure if I'm releasing, though. I'm not sure if... 738 00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:28,966 - We'll figure it out, probably. - It doesn't... 739 00:32:29,036 --> 00:32:30,503 Why don't you bring your baby over here? 740 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:32,128 Okay. 741 00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:33,496 She's beautiful. Yes. 742 00:32:33,573 --> 00:32:34,904 Oh, thank you. 743 00:32:35,309 --> 00:32:37,004 Congratulations. Thank you. 744 00:32:37,077 --> 00:32:38,704 Well, you're doing a good job. Just stay relaxed 745 00:32:38,779 --> 00:32:41,441 and I'll come back in a bit to check on you. Okay? 746 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,142 Okay. Please do. 747 00:32:45,385 --> 00:32:48,013 Oh, shoot. Shoot, she fell off. 748 00:32:48,355 --> 00:32:49,686 Oh. Uh... 749 00:32:49,756 --> 00:32:51,155 Try the torpedo thing. 750 00:32:51,224 --> 00:32:52,748 Will you just grab Clarke real quick? 751 00:32:52,826 --> 00:32:55,317 No need. I saw him do it. I can try it. 752 00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:58,762 Jim, please, please, please. I think it would be weird if you did it. 753 00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:01,995 That makes sense. I'll just go get the other guy. 754 00:33:04,037 --> 00:33:05,436 Hey, what's up, kid? 755 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:09,601 Have you had a chance to look over the revisions on the contract I prepared for you? 756 00:33:09,676 --> 00:33:13,510 Nothing left to do except dot the I's, the J's and the umlauts. 757 00:33:14,114 --> 00:33:17,811 Why don't you meet me here at exactly mid-late afternoon? 758 00:33:18,885 --> 00:33:20,079 I look forward to it. 759 00:33:20,153 --> 00:33:21,279 Very well. 760 00:33:21,555 --> 00:33:22,783 Goodbye. 761 00:33:28,996 --> 00:33:30,623 Jim. Jim, get her. 762 00:33:30,697 --> 00:33:31,823 Hmm? 763 00:33:31,898 --> 00:33:34,332 Get the baby. Get her, come on. 764 00:33:36,069 --> 00:33:39,664 Okay. I know, I know. 765 00:33:46,313 --> 00:33:47,974 Okay. Come here. 766 00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:52,949 All right. I got her. 767 00:33:56,857 --> 00:34:01,954 Okay. Okay. Okay. 768 00:34:05,365 --> 00:34:07,993 Jim. She latched. She latched! 769 00:34:08,068 --> 00:34:09,126 That's amazing. 770 00:34:09,202 --> 00:34:11,864 Oh, my God. I didn't even have to do the C thing. 771 00:34:11,938 --> 00:34:13,269 That's awesome. 772 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:15,331 Oh! We're doing it. 773 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:16,601 That's great. 774 00:34:16,676 --> 00:34:18,303 We're really parents now. 775 00:34:19,513 --> 00:34:22,448 Kevin, Erin would like a few words with you. 776 00:34:22,749 --> 00:34:23,943 Hey. Hi. 777 00:34:24,017 --> 00:34:25,348 I've really enjoyed our time together. 778 00:34:25,419 --> 00:34:26,647 Yeah. Me, too. 779 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,119 I want to continue working on our friendship... 780 00:34:28,188 --> 00:34:29,382 It was really, really fun. 781 00:34:29,456 --> 00:34:31,549 'cause I think our friendship could be a really cool thing. 782 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:32,819 Yeah. Me, too. 783 00:34:32,893 --> 00:34:34,485 And you're my friend. 784 00:34:34,895 --> 00:34:36,760 Yeah. I hope that I'm your friend. 785 00:34:36,830 --> 00:34:37,922 Yeah. And... 786 00:34:37,998 --> 00:34:39,397 Oh, my God. This is agonizing. 787 00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:44,130 Look, Kevin, do you really think that you could have dated Erin? 788 00:34:44,471 --> 00:34:46,336 You said she liked me. 789 00:34:46,473 --> 00:34:49,374 Okay, even if someone told you that, you should know 790 00:34:49,443 --> 00:34:52,241 that that could never be possible, Kevin. 791 00:34:52,579 --> 00:34:55,446 And I'm surprised that you didn't question me in the first place. 792 00:34:55,515 --> 00:34:56,812 I've done better than Erin. 793 00:34:56,883 --> 00:34:57,907 No, you haven't. 794 00:34:57,984 --> 00:34:59,747 Lynn was way hotter than Erin, Michael. 795 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,288 Lynn was as hot as Erin. 796 00:35:03,523 --> 00:35:06,253 Yeah, Michael, but you dated Holly and Jan 797 00:35:06,326 --> 00:35:08,226 and they were so much hotter than you. 798 00:35:08,295 --> 00:35:10,661 This isn't about me, and that is debatable, 799 00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:13,824 and I have a personality, whereas you... 800 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,231 Yes, Andy? 801 00:35:21,842 --> 00:35:22,900 Kev. 802 00:35:24,578 --> 00:35:26,136 Nice going. 803 00:35:29,316 --> 00:35:30,715 Knock-knock. 804 00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:34,019 Oh, hey, Isabel. 805 00:35:34,087 --> 00:35:35,179 Oh, hey. 806 00:35:36,556 --> 00:35:39,354 Pam, she's gorgeous. Can I hold her? 807 00:35:39,426 --> 00:35:40,484 Yes. 808 00:35:40,727 --> 00:35:42,024 She was a little fussy earlier, 809 00:35:42,095 --> 00:35:44,120 but she's totally quieted down. 810 00:35:44,197 --> 00:35:48,065 Here. Let me just burp her. I don't want her to spit up on you. 811 00:35:48,135 --> 00:35:50,035 Look at you. Come here, sweetie. 812 00:35:52,405 --> 00:35:54,066 Oh, my God. - What? 813 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:56,300 Wrong baby. What? 814 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,571 Wrong baby. This is not our baby! 815 00:35:58,645 --> 00:35:59,737 Oh, my God. 816 00:36:17,931 --> 00:36:19,159 Oh. 817 00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:25,101 Has she been fussing long? 818 00:36:25,172 --> 00:36:27,197 No. Not at all. Perfect. 819 00:36:27,941 --> 00:36:30,068 I was out like a light. Hey! 820 00:36:34,514 --> 00:36:36,141 She's not hungry. 821 00:36:45,592 --> 00:36:47,253 How's it going? Well, 822 00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:49,989 I feel like she needs to eat, but she just won't latch on, 823 00:36:50,063 --> 00:36:51,553 which is weird, because the other baby... 824 00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:57,160 Bottles are fine. A lot of babies grow up using bottles. 825 00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:58,669 So, you excited to take your baby home? 826 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,138 We definitely are. At 3:00, right? 827 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,300 You said we could stay until 3:00? 828 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:03,899 Yeah. You can. 829 00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:05,842 It's 2:35. Half hour. 830 00:37:05,979 --> 00:37:07,606 Well, 25 minutes. 831 00:37:08,048 --> 00:37:09,140 And you're all set with the car seat? 832 00:37:09,216 --> 00:37:11,184 Yes. Car seat's right there. 833 00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:12,843 That bottom part needs to go in the car. 834 00:37:12,919 --> 00:37:14,819 Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car. 835 00:37:16,823 --> 00:37:18,051 Be back in 25 minutes. 836 00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:20,490 Or it can be a half hour, if you need it to be. 837 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,653 Can we get a late checkout? 838 00:37:23,730 --> 00:37:24,822 I don't think she heard me. 839 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:27,693 Hello? 840 00:37:29,803 --> 00:37:32,738 Dwight? What... What are you doing here? 841 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,430 Isabel, hello. 842 00:37:37,177 --> 00:37:40,146 Yeah, the kitchen was disgusting, so... 843 00:37:40,213 --> 00:37:41,305 Wow. 844 00:37:41,615 --> 00:37:43,105 New cabinets. Yeah. 845 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:44,548 All I did was bring macaroni and cheese. 846 00:37:45,819 --> 00:37:47,514 Where's the fridge? 847 00:37:47,587 --> 00:37:50,249 Oh, it's in the backyard. I'll take this. 848 00:37:52,359 --> 00:37:53,917 Well, I'll let you get back to it. 849 00:37:53,994 --> 00:37:56,189 Hey, listen, I know that I'm an adult, 850 00:37:56,263 --> 00:37:59,061 but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning? 851 00:37:59,132 --> 00:38:01,032 You know, just for fun. 852 00:38:01,468 --> 00:38:04,631 Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too. 853 00:38:04,704 --> 00:38:09,471 Are they, now? How some people spend their money, right? 854 00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:12,105 Yeah. All right. 855 00:38:13,246 --> 00:38:14,804 I'll call you, kid. 856 00:38:14,881 --> 00:38:15,973 Do that. 857 00:38:20,053 --> 00:38:21,315 You really sure we should be leaving? 858 00:38:21,388 --> 00:38:22,446 Yeah. 859 00:38:22,522 --> 00:38:25,047 But you hear the baby crying, right? Mmm-hmm. 860 00:38:29,062 --> 00:38:30,154 Where's your car? 861 00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:31,322 It's in the lot. 862 00:38:31,398 --> 00:38:34,026 A lot of fathers bring the car around. 863 00:38:34,768 --> 00:38:39,671 Right. Okay. Yes. That would be a smart thing to do. 864 00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:41,404 Uh, Pam, I will be right back. 865 00:38:41,474 --> 00:38:43,237 Okay, please hurry. 866 00:38:43,777 --> 00:38:47,770 Erin, I need you to send this fax immediately. 867 00:38:48,281 --> 00:38:49,646 It's really important, so I'm gonna stand here 868 00:38:49,716 --> 00:38:50,842 and wait for the confirmation. 869 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:52,646 Okay. Good. 870 00:38:54,454 --> 00:38:59,824 The fax says, "Erin, will you have dinner with me? From, Andy." 871 00:38:59,893 --> 00:39:02,623 And the number is our office fax number. 872 00:39:03,396 --> 00:39:05,193 It's busy. Why don't I keep trying 873 00:39:05,265 --> 00:39:06,459 and then I'll give you the confirmation in a bit? 874 00:39:07,634 --> 00:39:09,499 Sorry. That's unacceptable. 875 00:39:09,569 --> 00:39:13,130 I need you to send it immediately or you're fired. 876 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:18,837 You can't talk to me like that. I didn't do anything wrong. 877 00:39:19,346 --> 00:39:21,439 I've been having a tough day. 878 00:39:21,514 --> 00:39:22,674 Oh, God, no. 879 00:39:23,616 --> 00:39:24,810 Um... 880 00:39:25,552 --> 00:39:26,849 Just read the fax. 881 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,148 You read the fax. 882 00:39:30,357 --> 00:39:32,086 I'm asking you out. 883 00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:37,121 Oh, my God. That's amazing! 884 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,860 Let me just fax this and I'll check my planner. 885 00:39:44,704 --> 00:39:46,569 So, it's a date? Yes! 886 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:48,339 Do you have a day in mind? 887 00:39:48,408 --> 00:39:49,898 Yeah, what day? What day? 888 00:39:49,976 --> 00:39:51,443 Every day is fine. 889 00:39:51,511 --> 00:39:52,739 What's that one? 890 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,846 Thursday? Okay. Let's do it. 891 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,313 We... Okay! 892 00:39:56,649 --> 00:39:59,846 Would you like me to help you up out of the chair? 893 00:40:00,286 --> 00:40:01,753 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 894 00:40:01,821 --> 00:40:03,311 We've just got a lot of discharges today. 895 00:40:03,390 --> 00:40:05,620 Okay. Okay. 896 00:40:05,692 --> 00:40:06,716 Thanks. 897 00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:07,851 All right, thanks. 898 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:09,019 All right. 899 00:40:15,168 --> 00:40:20,333 Hey. You want to eat? You want to try eating? 900 00:40:22,976 --> 00:40:24,068 Okay. 901 00:40:27,013 --> 00:40:28,605 Okay. Come here. 902 00:40:29,516 --> 00:40:33,509 Just you and me. Just you and me. Come on. 903 00:40:34,788 --> 00:40:36,187 There we go. 904 00:40:38,324 --> 00:40:41,521 Yeah. Oh, yeah! 905 00:40:42,896 --> 00:40:46,229 Like that. Oh. There we go. 906 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,526 You got it. 907 00:40:48,601 --> 00:40:50,330 Five tickets on the windshield. 908 00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:55,669 Hey. Hi. 909 00:40:57,243 --> 00:40:58,574 We did it. 910 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:02,405 You used my move, didn't you? 911 00:41:02,482 --> 00:41:04,473 I used a variation of your move. 912 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:07,916 There is no greater feeling 913 00:41:09,055 --> 00:41:11,182 than when two people who are perfect for each other 914 00:41:11,257 --> 00:41:14,158 overcome all obstacles and find true love. 915 00:41:14,928 --> 00:41:19,262 And that's what I thought that Erin and Kevin were going to find today. 916 00:41:23,303 --> 00:41:25,498 I think I'm going to be sick. 917 00:41:31,544 --> 00:41:33,512 Two forms of ID, please. 918 00:41:36,850 --> 00:41:39,444 And now you. Two forms of ID, please. 919 00:41:44,791 --> 00:41:48,352 All right, all is in order. I just need your signature. 920 00:41:52,298 --> 00:41:53,663 What is it? 921 00:41:57,103 --> 00:41:58,331 Nothing. 922 00:42:01,841 --> 00:42:04,742 All right. How would you like to celebrate? 923 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,047 Just pour yourself a cup of apple juice. I feel sick. 924 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,347 What? 925 00:42:15,421 --> 00:42:16,547 I couldn't find your iPod. 926 00:42:22,128 --> 00:42:26,064 Give me a couple days. Be out of your hair. 927 00:42:26,895 --> 00:42:36,895 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today