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Hello, hello.

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Top of the morning to you.

3
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Green M&M's.
Nature's Viagra.

4
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Two of my favorite joke areas
combined. It's gonna be a good day.

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I don't want to
bring my friends.

6
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Why can't it
just be the two of us?

7
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Because it's St. Patrick's
Day. People go out in groups.

8
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Well, why don't you
invite your friends?

9
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Why are you being
so weird about this?

10
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Stop fighting! Just on
St. Patrick's Day, okay?

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Just one
perfect day a year.

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No hassles,
no problems, no kids.

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Why no kids?

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Yeah, where are your kids?

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Nope. Uh-uh. Not today.

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It is
St. Patrick's Day,

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and here in Scranton,
that is a huge deal.

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It is the closest that the
Irish will ever get to Christmas.

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Advertise your product or brand here
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Welcome back, Dad.

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Oh, thank you.

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Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey!

24
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Welcome back, Tuna.

25
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Hey.

26
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Very good. Okay, we'll get
back to you on that right away. Thanks.

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What do we got here?

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Mega-desk.
Of course.

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Command central.
Mmm-hmm.

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Surveillance, gaming
and business.

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Okay.

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What? Come on. Jim!

33
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Tweedledee and
Tweedle Dumbass

34
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have been away
on maternity leave,

35
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but now Tweedle Dumbass is
back and we have a problem.

36
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Yes, getting hooked on
mega-desk was my own damn fault.

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I don't care
about assigning blame.

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All I care about is mega-desk.

39
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That is all I care about.
Getting more mega-desk.

40
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Oh, I love this.
So much fun.

41
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There's such team spirit
in this room.

42
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Morning, darling.
Morning.

43
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Well, this is my last day at
the Scranton branch for a while,

44
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but I'm leaving it in
the very capable hands

45
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of some of the loveliest people I've
ever had the pleasure of knowing.

46
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You know,
I'm gonna miss this place,

47
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and the snow.

48
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Do my dogs
love peeing in that snow!

49
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Makes me think
they're onto something.

50
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Oh, good morning,
sweetheart.

51
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Good morning, honey pile.

52
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I'm sorry, but is that a
gift I see in your hands?

53
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It is. This is a
little something for you

54
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to remember your time here
in Scranton by.

55
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Is that a lump of coal?

56
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Yes, it is.

57
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I haven't been that naughty.

58
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No, no, no. That is
a good gift, actually.

59
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Buildings here in Scranton
are literally powered by coal.

60
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Uh... Thank you very much.

61
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We don't get much coal
down in Tallahassee.

62
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I mean,
just alligators

63
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and some of the worst Chinese
food you've ever tasted.

64
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Mmm, that sounds
great, actually.

65
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Well, if you ever get down
in my neck of the woods,

66
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you got a place to stay.

67
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When you work for
Sabre, only one thing matters,

68
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and I don't care if you're a
loser or you practice bestiality,

69
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if Jo likes you,
you are in.

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And I am in.

71
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Erin Go Bragh.

72
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Andy "Go Bragh" to you.

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Nice kilt.
Thanks.

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It's actually my sister's
old field hockey skirt.

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Erin and I have our first date
tonight and it has to be perfect.

76
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Why? Because according
to How I Met Your Mother,

77
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that's the date that your kids are
gonna wait patiently to hear about,

78
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and you better have
a good story for them.

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Nope.
Great.

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No.
Thank you.

81
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No, no, no, no, no.

82
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Come on. Come on.
Five more minutes.

83
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Five more minutes
of mega-desk? Please?

84
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Is this yours or mine?

85
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They say that
no man is an island.

86
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False. I am an island,
and this island is volcanic.

87
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Mega-desk!

88
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And it is about to erupt with
the molten hot lava of strategy.

89
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Good Lord. I can't
believe I'm missing this.

90
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It's kind of like that
lip thing she did last night,

91
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like a half-snarl,
half-smile.

92
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I get the sense
that she's very ironic.

93
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Okay. Love you.
We'll talk soon.

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Must be amazing
being a father, right?

95
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The miracle of life.

96
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It is. Big time.

97
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Ah, that baby is just discovering
a whole wide world right now.

98
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It's pretty amazing.
What up is, what down is,

99
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who Mom is,
who Dad is.

100
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Must be tough being here
with all that going on.

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It's tough being here
for a lot of reasons.

102
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I mean,
you're here at work

103
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and the baby thinks that the
refrigerator is its father.

104
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Is that what
happened to you?

105
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I'll tell you
what happened to me.

106
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I didn't see my father for
the first two years of my life.

107
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I thought my mother was my father
and my wet nurse was my mother.

108
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And that's
a common mistake.

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Turned out fine
for me. But Mose?

110
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Oh, same story,
different ending.

111
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Hey, are you sick?

112
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Oh, no, I'm fine. I just
have a little indigestion.

113
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In your nose?
Yes.

114
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I'm a little sick, but I
don't want to miss my date with Andy.

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I'll get better.

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Whenever I'm sick it goes
away within a few hours,

117
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except once when I was in the
hospital from age three to six.

118
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Now, after all the talking
I've been doing, it's your turn.

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This is a town hall meeting. I
want to hear what y'all sound like.

120
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That is a great idea, J.B.
Thank you.

121
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You know, I get way
too many ideas from the top.

122
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Now, I want to
hear your ideas.

123
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I mean, did you guys
know that Liquid Paper,

124
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that wasn't invented
by some fancy engineer.

125
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No, that was created
by a lowly typist.

126
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Oh, Jo, I have an idea
for suntan lotion soap.

127
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You know, it doesn't
have to be an invention.

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I have a question.

129
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Oscar, homosexual accountant.

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In the training manual,
it says that

131
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there's a minority executive
training program in Tallahassee.

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I am so proud of Sabre's
Print In All Colors initiative.

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Any Sabre employee of color
is welcome to apply, okay?

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Darryl?

135
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Darryl. Mellow, soulful,
smart for warehouse.

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Okay, hush now.
Okay.

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The Sabre shipping method
could be more efficient.

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Combining inventory systems
makes sense on paper,

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but printers and paper
ship differently.

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It would be faster
to deliver them separately

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instead of waiting
on everything to come in.

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But you wouldn't need
more trucks? I mean...

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Not at all. There's a
way it can be scheduled.

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I sketched
this out downstairs.

145
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Well, look at you.

146
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Look at that picture
that you drew. Nice job.

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We are very
proud of you.

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You know what? We are
going to tape that up

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on the refrigerator
in the kitchen.

150
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I like this, Darryl.

151
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I like this a lot.

152
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Maybe you should be
doing your sketching upstairs.

153
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Would you like
an office up here?

154
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Are you serious?
Yeah.

155
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Take Jim's old office.

156
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Oh, I set my stuff
up in there.

157
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So, just give me a few minutes
to clean it out for you.

158
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Yeah. I want to
hear more from you.

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Absolutely.

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All right.
Yeah, thank you.

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Okay. Any questions?
Anything on anybody's mind?

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I'm leaving tonight.

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This is your last
chance for a while.

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No! Say it's not so,
Jo! We're gonna miss you.

165
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We are gonna
miss you so much!

166
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Don't go away!

167
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Okay. Florida
ain't that far away.

168
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Well, I'm heading
down there.

169
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Well, anytime, now.
So, who...

170
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How about
July 4th weekend?

171
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Oh, honey,
you didn't buy a ticket.

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I did.

173
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Oh, honey,
I am not home very often,

174
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and me and my relatives,
they take up the guest house.

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I think you should
check with my office

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before you book
any dates, okay?

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You know what? In the
spirit of full disclosure,

178
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I have actually reserved
a bunch of different seats

179
00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:06,774
on a bunch
of different flights,

180
00:08:06,848 --> 00:08:08,839
but there are a couple flights
that only have two tickets left,

181
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so I think we should
pull the trigger...

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Enough!

183
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All right, everybody. Just
try to put a brave face on.

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Let's follow
the chain of events.

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Jo likes Michael,

186
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Jo invites
Michael to house,

187
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Jo doesn't like
Michael anymore.

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Mmm.

189
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Moving on up
To the east side

190
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To a deluxe apartment
in the sky

191
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Hello. I want you to stop
what you're doing right now.

192
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You are stressed and I
am taking you to lunch.

193
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No, that's very generous
of you, but I'm all set.

194
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No is not an option.

195
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Yes, it is.

196
00:09:00,302 --> 00:09:03,237
All right, well, if you need me, I'll
be on the other side of that wall.

197
00:09:03,305 --> 00:09:05,398
Knock once for yes,
twice for no.

198
00:09:05,473 --> 00:09:09,000
How many knocks does it take
to get you to do some work?

199
00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:14,705
Okay. I'll be over there.

200
00:09:16,418 --> 00:09:17,407
And I'm actually pleased

201
00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:20,352
to be able to offer you printer
cartridges and toner now.

202
00:09:20,422 --> 00:09:21,616
Jim.
Yeah.

203
00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,282
Jim, sorry to bother you.
What?

204
00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:25,053
My headphones are broken.
Right.

205
00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:26,753
Can I listen to
my music at a low volume?

206
00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:27,852
That's great. Great.

207
00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:29,123
Okay.
Yeah.

208
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The cat's in the cradle and
the silver spoon Little boy...

209
00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:35,468
When was the last time
you updated your printer?

210
00:09:35,537 --> 00:09:37,596
"When you coming home, Dad?"
"I don't know when"

211
00:09:37,672 --> 00:09:38,696
No. You need to stop now.

212
00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:44,405
We'll be together then, now We're
going to have a good time then

213
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Whether it's this time
or the next time.

214
00:09:48,216 --> 00:09:51,413
The cat's
in the cradle and the silver spoon

215
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Little boy blue
and the man in the moon

216
00:09:53,888 --> 00:09:56,015
No, we can definitely
talk about it...

217
00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:58,525
You know what? Can I call you
back? That'd be great. Thank you.

218
00:09:58,593 --> 00:10:02,825
We'll be together then We're
going to have a good time

219
00:10:02,897 --> 00:10:05,627
No, I know I need
to work, I just...

220
00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,258
I feel weird
not being home.

221
00:10:07,502 --> 00:10:10,801
I am not surprised that Dwight's
using my baby to steal my desk.

222
00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:15,605
I'm a little surprised
that it's working.

223
00:10:16,978 --> 00:10:18,275
This fax came for you.

224
00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:20,746
Oh, no, no, no.
Are you feeling ill?

225
00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:24,249
Oh, no, honey, if you've got a
bug, I want you to go on home.

226
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,913
I can't have you getting
Callie and Jo Junior sick.

227
00:10:26,988 --> 00:10:29,718
These dogs have gotta be in a
commercial with Dwight Howard next week.

228
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,850
Oh. No, I feel like
I could lift a car.

229
00:10:31,926 --> 00:10:33,985
Yeah, but you sound
like death, girl.

230
00:10:34,062 --> 00:10:35,154
Now, why don't
you go on home,

231
00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,595
take care of yourself,
get in bed,

232
00:10:36,665 --> 00:10:39,225
and shred that and have them
send me a clean fax, all right?

233
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,358
Well...

234
00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:47,742
She should go home.
It's not the end of the world.

235
00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:49,777
We'll go on
a date next week.

236
00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:52,972
She's still going to
like me in a week, right?

237
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:57,774
Yes?

238
00:10:57,852 --> 00:11:01,083
I was just working at my desk and I
wanted to run some new leads by you.

239
00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:02,817
Oh, you're sick.

240
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:04,188
Dang it.

241
00:11:04,259 --> 00:11:05,783
That's exactly why I sent
that receptionist home.

242
00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:06,884
No, no, I'm not.

243
00:11:06,961 --> 00:11:08,189
Getting everybody
sick in the office.

244
00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:09,287
I have some
good ideas that...

245
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,127
I don't need any
heroes here, honey.

246
00:11:11,199 --> 00:11:12,826
It's time for you
to go on home now.

247
00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:14,266
You sure?
Yeah.

248
00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:17,634
You'll probably feel better once
you get some pants on. Come on.

249
00:11:24,412 --> 00:11:26,380
Very nice.
Not bad, huh?

250
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:29,042
Real Hoop Dreams story
you got there.

251
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:33,547
Oh, man, you seem
to have caught Jo's eye.

252
00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:35,555
How'd you make that happen?

253
00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,318
I impressed her
with my good ideas.

254
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,259
Seriously. How did you do it?

255
00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,220
I made a suggestion at
the meeting that was good.

256
00:11:43,298 --> 00:11:44,322
You were there.

257
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,594
How do I put
this delicately?

258
00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:51,602
Does her family owe your family
something in terms of a past injustice?

259
00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:57,437
Now, Mike, I have
to ask you to leave

260
00:11:57,512 --> 00:12:00,310
so that I can learn
about this tiny television.

261
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,483
Mmm, okay. All right.

262
00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:09,049
Hey, there.
Hey, there.

263
00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,682
So, I think I'm done.

264
00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:15,719
Gonna head out, unless you want to
chat, like we were doing earlier.

265
00:12:15,797 --> 00:12:17,958
Well, there's chatting time
and there's working time,

266
00:12:18,032 --> 00:12:19,556
and I'm still
on working time.

267
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:23,764
Mmm? Well, the clock
says chatting time, so...

268
00:12:24,372 --> 00:12:27,808
Well, if you feel like you've
done a solid day's work.

269
00:12:28,176 --> 00:12:29,336
Right.

270
00:12:30,311 --> 00:12:31,369
What?

271
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,643
Well, I mean, if you can
put your name on this day

272
00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:37,407
and be proud of the
amount of work you've done,

273
00:12:37,485 --> 00:12:40,420
then by all means, you
should toodle on home.

274
00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:42,549
Mmm...

275
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,983
Okay.

276
00:12:46,795 --> 00:12:48,262
Is there something else
I can help you with?

277
00:12:48,329 --> 00:12:50,797
No, no, no,
that's super clear-ish.

278
00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,371
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

279
00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:06,642
Just because
Jo has no life

280
00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:10,480
does not mean that the
rest of us don't have lives.

281
00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:15,049
Oscar has a life. I
think Ryan has a life.

282
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,619
This is outrageous.

283
00:13:19,727 --> 00:13:20,716
Hey, Pac-Man.

284
00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:22,285
Hey, what's up,
Butt Plug?

285
00:13:22,363 --> 00:13:24,422
How you doing, stud?
You're already there?

286
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,592
Dude, I've been
here since 3:00.

287
00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:28,295
I've boot and
rallied twice.

288
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:29,700
How's the lady situation?

289
00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:30,965
Fat and ugly.

290
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,905
You might actually
have a chance.

291
00:13:32,974 --> 00:13:35,238
Oh, damn, that sounds great.

292
00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:39,507
Unfortunately I am stuck here because
my boss is making us work late.

293
00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:43,642
Oh, here's what you do. Hike up
your skirt and pull out your tampon,

294
00:13:44,152 --> 00:13:46,552
borrow some balls
and come meet me.

295
00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:48,350
Yeah, maybe next year.

296
00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:49,947
Maybe next queer.

297
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:53,226
Hey, ladies, who wants
some bangers and mash?

298
00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,191
Oh, Andy!
Hi.

299
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,928
I'm in my jammy-jams.

300
00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,232
That's okay.
I'm in my worky-works.

301
00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:05,470
You look amazing.

302
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,633
Thanks.

303
00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:09,366
Come in.
Okay.

304
00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:15,782
Hey, me and Creed are in.
Are you guys in?

305
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,645
Oh, I'm in.
I'm in.

306
00:14:17,719 --> 00:14:19,050
All right.

307
00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:31,193
Oh, you don't become the
most powerful woman in Tallahassee

308
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:32,790
by slacking off.

309
00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:35,301
You do it by working hard.

310
00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:37,804
Or marrying rich.

311
00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:40,138
I did both.

312
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,644
Got a little client meeting
at Shanny O'Gannigans tonight.

313
00:14:44,712 --> 00:14:46,543
It shouldn't
go all night long,

314
00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:48,514
so if you'd like me to,
I can swing by your house

315
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,780
so the baby can experience
a strong male presence.

316
00:14:53,254 --> 00:14:54,915
No? Nothing?

317
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:57,355
Okay, have fun working.

318
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:05,722
Hi there, Jo.
Sorry to interrupt.

319
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,927
This evening I have...

320
00:15:09,103 --> 00:15:10,798
Hello?
Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert.

321
00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:14,603
I actually scheduled a meeting at
7:30 with a very important client,

322
00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:17,941
and it's so weird, 'cause we never
have meetings after 5:00 p.m.,

323
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:21,743
but I was hoping that maybe
just this once it would be okay.

324
00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:25,108
Well, sure. You know, you go
ahead and push some printers.

325
00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:26,175
You know I will.

326
00:15:26,254 --> 00:15:29,417
And by the way, seriously,
we never, never do this.

327
00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,752
Okay.
Okay.

328
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,258
All right.

329
00:15:32,393 --> 00:15:34,486
Sorry, sugar.
What did you want?

330
00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:39,224
Well, you see, I actually do
have a meeting with a client.

331
00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:43,435
I'm gonna just
reschedule for next week.

332
00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:45,603
Thank you.

333
00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:50,400
Thanks again,
by the way.

334
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,410
Hey, what are you
fellows doing up here?

335
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:55,608
We're here
to bust you out.

336
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:56,672
I wish, but I...

337
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,844
Dude, is your
shirt tucked in?

338
00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:01,785
Oh, yeah.

339
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:04,188
I must have did that
when I used the bathroom.

340
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,791
All right, then.
Let me get to it.

341
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,022
All right.

342
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,421
See you later.

343
00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:20,838
Your hand's cold.

344
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:21,966
It is? I'm sorry.
Yeah.

345
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:23,101
Have some more blanket.

346
00:16:23,177 --> 00:16:24,166
Oh, thanks.

347
00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:25,234
What's up?

348
00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:26,337
You're awake?

349
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,541
Andy, this is
my brother, Reed.

350
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:29,844
I didn't know
you had a brother.

351
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,942
He's my foster brother.

352
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,012
Well, any brother of
Erin's is a friend of mine.

353
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:36,351
Nice to meet you.
Andy Bernard.

354
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:38,016
Cold hands.

355
00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:40,621
Are we rotating seats or...

356
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,957
Yeah, you're the guest.

357
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:44,498
Go take the easy chair.
Best seat in the house.

358
00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:45,862
Plus, you don't
have to sit next

359
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,299
to this big dork
and her smelly feet.

360
00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:51,998
Hey. My feet aren't smelly. They
smell like roses. Smell them.

361
00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:54,064
Whoa.

362
00:17:00,348 --> 00:17:02,873
So how does the whole
foster sibling thing work?

363
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,544
Do you guys
share one parent or...

364
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,851
None. We were in the same
house from ages 10 to 12

365
00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:10,823
and then from 15 to 18.

366
00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:14,294
Right. Formative years.

367
00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:16,587
Nice skirt.

368
00:17:16,664 --> 00:17:17,824
It's a kilt.

369
00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:25,637
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

370
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,512
Yes, I am anxious
to get out of work,

371
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:35,810
but let me be clear,

372
00:17:35,883 --> 00:17:38,215
it's not to celebrate
St. Patrick's Day.

373
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:40,652
It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.

374
00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,746
Overnight all
my damn bags home.

375
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:44,758
I'm carrying nothing
but my sable gloves.

376
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,794
I've had it with
Homeland Security.

377
00:17:46,861 --> 00:17:50,592
And I want you to put all those
tracking numbers in my BlackBerry.

378
00:17:50,665 --> 00:17:52,030
How late are we
gonna work tonight?

379
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,399
You never know with Jo. Sometimes
we're here until midnight,

380
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:57,700
sometimes she doesn't
show up for three days.

381
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:58,864
Why does she do that?

382
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,805
Why doesn't she just tell
you what your schedule is?

383
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,844
Yeah. That'd be awesome.
I could get a girlfriend.

384
00:18:03,911 --> 00:18:06,072
I wouldn't have to go to
Amsterdam seven times a year.

385
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:09,378
But I'm young, right?
I will date when I'm dead.

386
00:18:12,186 --> 00:18:14,882
Do I really want
to turn out like Gabe?

387
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,885
Twenty-six, single,

388
00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:21,025
tied to my desk,
no life, no family.

389
00:18:21,095 --> 00:18:24,826
I want to have been married by
the time I would have turned 30.

390
00:18:24,899 --> 00:18:28,357
That's just...
That's just depressing.

391
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:31,494
Hello, Jo.

392
00:18:31,572 --> 00:18:33,563
Anything I can do
for you, pudding?

393
00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:36,940
There is, as a matter of fact.
It's getting sort of late.

394
00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:40,208
It's 8:30 and
it's St. Patrick's Day,

395
00:18:40,281 --> 00:18:41,839
which is
a world ethnic holiday,

396
00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:45,215
so I have decided I'm going
to dismiss my employees.

397
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,678
Hmm.

398
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:48,520
I'm thrilled with the work
they've done today,

399
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:50,386
both the quality
and the quantity.

400
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:53,859
Great performance. Very,
very solid all the way around.

401
00:18:53,928 --> 00:18:55,520
All right, then.

402
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,328
Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

403
00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:05,597
And also,

404
00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:09,769
I would like to say that I will be
canceling my trip down to Tallahassee,

405
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,575
although I do look forward to
our professional relationship.

406
00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:16,773
Michael?
Yes?

407
00:19:18,619 --> 00:19:20,746
I look forward to that, too.

408
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,288
Oh.

409
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,263
It's coming down out there.
Yes.

410
00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:36,496
Thank you
for coming all the way here.

411
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:39,768
No, no. My pleasure.
I'm sorry I was so sick.

412
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:01,984
Great. Now I'm gonna get sick.

413
00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:08,258
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hey, guys, how are you?

414
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:12,130
Drinks are on me.

415
00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:15,502
No, no, no, put your credit
cards away! It's on us.

416
00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:18,044
All right!

417
00:20:18,112 --> 00:20:19,579
Did I mess up
my career today

418
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,171
or my future
prospects at Sabre?

419
00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:24,150
I don't know.
There is a chance, yes.

420
00:20:24,652 --> 00:20:26,279
I'll tell you,
I love my job,

421
00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:30,415
but Jo wants me to put on a show
for her and pretend to work late?

422
00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:32,248
Nah.

423
00:20:32,693 --> 00:20:36,026
I spent all day trying
to make her like me,

424
00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,655
but I forgot to
ask myself something.

425
00:20:37,732 --> 00:20:39,222
Do I even like her?

426
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:43,600
As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin
said, "Don't worry, be happy."

427
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:45,194
Whoops.

428
00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:48,970
Okay. Okay. All right.

429
00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,442
Best night ever.

430
00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:55,308
What the hell is
going on back there?

431
00:20:56,917 --> 00:21:01,513
Yeah. We should be able to
have that over to you by Monday.

432
00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:04,450
Yeah, no problem.

433
00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:06,887
Thank you.

434
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,451
What the hell is this?

435
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:10,158
Oh!
This is not mega-desk.

436
00:21:10,231 --> 00:21:12,893
No, it's not. They call it "quad-desk."

437
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,465
That's ridiculous. This
is made up of three desks.

438
00:21:17,705 --> 00:21:19,070
Oh, my God.

439
00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:22,066
We're gonna have to
rename it then, aren't we?

440
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:29,576
Hello. Dwight Schrute.

441
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:39,935
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