1 00:00:04,443 --> 00:00:05,501 Okay. 2 00:00:05,577 --> 00:00:06,976 Breathe. 3 00:00:07,279 --> 00:00:08,644 Work your core! 4 00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:10,079 Come on. 5 00:00:11,216 --> 00:00:12,240 How many is that? 6 00:00:12,317 --> 00:00:13,909 Not counting the last one, 25. 7 00:00:13,986 --> 00:00:14,975 Count the last one. 8 00:00:15,054 --> 00:00:16,681 Okay, 25 and one girl pushup. 9 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,347 Oh, new record! 10 00:00:18,424 --> 00:00:19,857 Okay. Oh! 11 00:00:19,925 --> 00:00:21,153 What did you do today? 12 00:00:21,226 --> 00:00:22,250 I made a sale. 13 00:00:22,327 --> 00:00:25,296 Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt. 14 00:00:25,364 --> 00:00:27,332 All right, that is the number to beat. 15 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:29,332 What do we get if we do them? 16 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:30,766 My respect. 17 00:00:33,739 --> 00:00:35,366 Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting. 18 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:37,272 Anyone who does more than 25 pushups... 19 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:38,434 And one girl pushup. 20 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,137 gets to go home. 21 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,551 I say "dance," they say "how high?" 22 00:00:46,618 --> 00:00:48,085 Three, four... 23 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:51,316 Here we go. No, no, no, butt too high. 24 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:52,482 Disqualified! 25 00:00:52,558 --> 00:00:53,684 What do we got? Creed, disqualified. 26 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:55,192 Oh, come on! 27 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,522 Nineteen. 28 00:00:59,865 --> 00:01:01,799 I had a really hard workout this morning. 29 00:01:03,335 --> 00:01:06,862 Oh, wow! That is adorable! 30 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:10,064 - Ten. - Yeah! 31 00:01:10,142 --> 00:01:13,236 I'm betting one more. 32 00:01:13,312 --> 00:01:14,404 Eleven. 33 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:18,342 Wow! Good. 34 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:22,683 Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! 35 00:01:22,754 --> 00:01:24,119 All right. All right. 36 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:25,816 Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! 37 00:01:25,891 --> 00:01:29,054 Essentially what we have here is one of those stories 38 00:01:29,128 --> 00:01:32,222 where a mother lifts a car to save her baby. 39 00:01:32,731 --> 00:01:34,323 Well, it's not exactly fair. 40 00:01:34,399 --> 00:01:37,527 He's got all this weight that's helping him go down. 41 00:01:37,603 --> 00:01:39,594 - Twenty-five! - Come on! 42 00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:41,468 One more! One more, Stanley! Yeah, come on! You can do it. 43 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:42,529 Come on, Stanley! Let's do it. Come on. 44 00:01:42,608 --> 00:01:43,597 Go! 45 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:44,801 Yes! 46 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:48,645 Yes! - Yeah! 47 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,841 - Are you okay? - Very nicely done. 48 00:01:53,919 --> 00:01:55,784 Are you okay, Stanley? 49 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:58,386 Excuse me. 50 00:02:02,728 --> 00:02:03,786 Wow. 51 00:02:06,732 --> 00:02:08,529 All right, Papa Bear. 52 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:15,714 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 53 00:02:33,926 --> 00:02:34,984 Hey! 54 00:02:35,861 --> 00:02:36,885 Matt, right? 55 00:02:36,962 --> 00:02:38,953 Hey, Oscar. You're here early. 56 00:02:39,464 --> 00:02:41,955 No. I always come in at 7:00. 57 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:43,023 No you don't. 58 00:02:43,101 --> 00:02:44,090 Well... 59 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:47,169 Hey, are you doing anything later tonight? 60 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:48,566 I don't know. I'm free. 61 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,006 If you hear of anything going on, let me know. 62 00:02:51,076 --> 00:02:52,100 Yeah. 63 00:02:52,177 --> 00:02:53,439 Yeah, we talked this morning, 64 00:02:53,512 --> 00:02:55,571 and we talked at Christmas, 65 00:02:55,647 --> 00:02:57,672 so a little momentum there. 66 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:06,180 Couple hours to kill before work. 67 00:03:08,794 --> 00:03:10,125 Hey, what's up? Hey. 68 00:03:11,129 --> 00:03:12,619 Nice office. 69 00:03:12,698 --> 00:03:14,529 Thanks. It's cool. 70 00:03:20,539 --> 00:03:21,665 So... 71 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,199 You know what we haven't done in a while? 72 00:03:24,776 --> 00:03:25,970 Happy hour. 73 00:03:27,279 --> 00:03:30,578 Upstairs, the warehouse, everybody just going out for a drink. 74 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:34,016 Has that ever happened? Ever? 75 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:35,383 Didn't we? I think we did. 76 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:38,147 Want me to invite Matt? 77 00:03:38,223 --> 00:03:40,623 Yeah, the whole gang. Matt included. 78 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:43,691 Look, just be straight with me, man. 79 00:03:43,762 --> 00:03:46,822 You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me. 80 00:03:46,898 --> 00:03:48,798 So, happy hour. Happy hour. 81 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:50,232 Just invite everybody. 82 00:03:50,302 --> 00:03:51,326 My pleasure. 83 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:52,734 All right. 84 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:56,638 So, what do you think? - Hmm. 85 00:03:56,775 --> 00:03:59,073 I saw a new drink on TV I'd like to try. 86 00:03:59,144 --> 00:04:00,270 I'll ask Bob. 87 00:04:00,345 --> 00:04:02,370 Yeah. I love going to bars with Bob. 88 00:04:02,447 --> 00:04:04,142 I tend to wear something low-cut, 89 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:07,310 get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats them up. 90 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,709 What? 91 00:04:10,088 --> 00:04:11,555 A bunch of us are talking about happy hour. 92 00:04:11,623 --> 00:04:14,888 I would love, love, love to go. 93 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,052 Only problem is, 94 00:04:16,128 --> 00:04:18,255 Pam's at home with the baby and I think she wants a night in. 95 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:20,355 Oh, baloney. Good one. 96 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:21,694 Ring her up. 97 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,359 Absolutely. I'll do that right now. 98 00:04:23,435 --> 00:04:26,302 I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. 99 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:28,430 She gets me out of everything. 100 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:32,541 And I love her. I also love her very much. 101 00:04:33,111 --> 00:04:34,578 So, some of the coworkers 102 00:04:34,646 --> 00:04:36,477 were thinking of going out tonight, but I told them... 103 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:38,607 Yes! Yes, I would love to! 104 00:04:38,684 --> 00:04:40,515 Knew it! 105 00:04:40,585 --> 00:04:42,519 It's been so long since I've been with adults. 106 00:04:42,587 --> 00:04:44,578 I'm so excited to see everybody. 107 00:04:44,656 --> 00:04:47,022 Creed, Ryan. Oh, my God, Stanley! 108 00:04:47,092 --> 00:04:48,354 Stanley's gonna be there. Yes! Oh, my God... 109 00:04:48,427 --> 00:04:50,452 I did not see this coming. 110 00:04:50,562 --> 00:04:54,521 Erin, I need you to fax this and get me a confirmation, pronto. 111 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,300 Are you going later? 112 00:04:57,369 --> 00:04:59,064 Sure, if you are. Yes. 113 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:01,469 Talk to me that way again and I'll cut your face off. 114 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,632 Whoa! 115 00:05:02,874 --> 00:05:07,208 We recently struck up a romantic relationship, and... 116 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,944 But we're kind of keeping it quiet for now, 117 00:05:11,016 --> 00:05:14,110 'cause it's still kind of a new thing, it's a little delicate, 118 00:05:14,186 --> 00:05:17,121 and we just don't want all the drama. Exactly. 119 00:05:17,189 --> 00:05:20,215 Yeah, 'cause when everyone knows, it... 120 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:36,137 That's actually pretty funny, but in general, you know... 121 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:39,603 Quiet. 122 00:05:39,811 --> 00:05:41,335 Hey, boss man. - Yes. 123 00:05:41,413 --> 00:05:44,109 A bunch of us are going to get some drinks. You in? 124 00:05:44,182 --> 00:05:46,548 Ladies and gentlemen, it is quitting time. 125 00:05:46,618 --> 00:05:48,449 I'm sorry, I meant later. 126 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:50,079 Okay. Yes. For happy hour? 127 00:05:50,155 --> 00:05:51,247 Sure. No, I got that. 128 00:05:51,323 --> 00:05:52,347 Trying to get a head count. 129 00:05:52,424 --> 00:05:53,413 I am in! 130 00:05:53,492 --> 00:05:54,481 All right. 131 00:05:54,993 --> 00:05:56,927 Yes. It's a deal. 132 00:05:56,995 --> 00:05:58,019 It's a deal. 133 00:05:59,664 --> 00:06:01,529 Hey, I invited my friend Julie. Okay. 134 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,624 I want her to meet Michael. 135 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:03,725 Why? 136 00:06:03,802 --> 00:06:05,201 They're both single. I have a sense they might... 137 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:06,259 You've been gone for a long time. 138 00:06:06,338 --> 00:06:08,829 It is not that... Kevin! 139 00:06:08,907 --> 00:06:10,738 Yeah! 140 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:12,132 How are you? 141 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:14,371 Oh, I missed you so much. Oh! 142 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:16,004 Yeah. 143 00:06:16,081 --> 00:06:17,105 Yeah. 144 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:28,352 Well, when a new mom hears a baby cry, 145 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:31,452 her you-know-whats fill up with you know what, 146 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:33,623 and then her shirt gets, you know... 147 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:36,326 That would be funny. 148 00:06:37,836 --> 00:06:42,864 Oh, wow. I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed. 149 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,233 Oh, my God! 150 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:46,599 Hey! 151 00:06:46,678 --> 00:06:48,270 Easy. 152 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:51,042 It's not a birthday, it's not a goodbye party. 153 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:52,174 Hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool 154 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,718 with one of her friends, and we need a fourth. 155 00:06:54,786 --> 00:06:56,378 Sucks to be you. 156 00:06:58,023 --> 00:07:00,355 Would you like to be our fourth? 157 00:07:03,061 --> 00:07:04,255 That would be sublime. 158 00:07:04,329 --> 00:07:05,489 All right. 159 00:07:07,132 --> 00:07:09,760 So, the guy shows me the deck he's built, 160 00:07:09,835 --> 00:07:11,826 and I'm like, "I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy, 161 00:07:11,903 --> 00:07:14,337 "but this is just a porch without a roof." 162 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:18,337 It was ridiculous, man. 163 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:21,709 It was, like, you could maybe get two chairs on the thing. 164 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,338 Two lawn chairs. 165 00:07:24,749 --> 00:07:25,841 Hey, Michael. Yes? 166 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:26,906 This is my friend Julie. 167 00:07:26,985 --> 00:07:28,680 Hello. How are you? Hi. 168 00:07:28,753 --> 00:07:31,551 What is a nice girl like you hanging out with these bums for? 169 00:07:31,623 --> 00:07:32,647 There you go. 170 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:35,056 Julie laughs at everything. 171 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:37,627 So you work with Pam and Jim? 172 00:07:37,696 --> 00:07:40,460 Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me, 173 00:07:40,532 --> 00:07:43,160 and if they win, they are fired. 174 00:07:43,235 --> 00:07:45,032 I should hope not. 175 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:49,437 No. No. Not really. Not really. But they better not win. 176 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,903 Hey. - Hey, Isabel, you made it. 177 00:07:51,977 --> 00:07:53,103 Oh, my goodness! Of course. 178 00:07:53,178 --> 00:07:54,873 You want to play pool? 179 00:07:54,946 --> 00:07:57,813 I'm gonna do a lap, see if I know anyone. Okay. 180 00:07:57,883 --> 00:08:01,717 And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, 181 00:08:01,786 --> 00:08:04,311 which I do not have the decency to repeat, 182 00:08:04,389 --> 00:08:05,981 but trust me when I tell you that it... 183 00:08:06,057 --> 00:08:07,718 Hold that thought. 184 00:08:08,793 --> 00:08:10,420 Well, well, well. 185 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,027 If it isn't Isabel. Mmm-hmm. 186 00:08:14,099 --> 00:08:16,067 What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? 187 00:08:16,134 --> 00:08:19,069 A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this. 188 00:08:19,137 --> 00:08:20,832 Ooh. I love repartee. 189 00:08:20,906 --> 00:08:21,930 Do you? 190 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:24,066 Usually means there's a battle scene coming. 191 00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:27,800 So what do you do? 192 00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:29,437 I am an ESL teacher. 193 00:08:29,514 --> 00:08:30,538 Really? Yeah. 194 00:08:30,615 --> 00:08:32,378 See, I didn't think you could teach that. 195 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,918 I thought that was something you were born with. 196 00:08:34,986 --> 00:08:36,214 What am I thinking right now? 197 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:38,449 Are you thinking that I said ESP? 198 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:43,091 Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome. 199 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:46,925 I was a little nervous when Pam told me he was her boss, 200 00:08:46,998 --> 00:08:49,899 but he doesn't act like a boss at all. 201 00:08:50,535 --> 00:08:53,368 If I had a boss like that, we'd never get anything done. 202 00:08:53,772 --> 00:08:54,864 So what do you think? 203 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,134 About what? 204 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:57,504 About Julie? 205 00:08:57,576 --> 00:08:58,804 She seems nice. 206 00:08:58,877 --> 00:08:59,935 Yeah? Yeah. 207 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:02,377 So you like her? Uh, yeah, sure. 208 00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:03,641 So Pam was right. 209 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:04,739 About what? 210 00:09:04,816 --> 00:09:06,408 About you two hitting it off. 211 00:09:15,527 --> 00:09:21,090 Well, apparently Michael Scott is on a date, 212 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:25,835 and that... That, my friend, changes everything. 213 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:34,975 My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart. 214 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,274 I know. 215 00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:38,908 - Yeah, you told me about him. - Yeah. 216 00:09:38,984 --> 00:09:40,508 - Oh, boy! - He's all right. 217 00:09:40,585 --> 00:09:43,019 Hey, Michael, where have you been? 218 00:09:44,189 --> 00:09:46,657 Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy. 219 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:47,817 Hey! Nice one. 220 00:09:47,892 --> 00:09:49,826 Can I talk to you for a second? Mmm-hmm. 221 00:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,358 Everything okay? Why are you wearing a hat now? 222 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,331 Guys, come on. I'm on a date. 223 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,662 Let me do my thing. 224 00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:59,568 Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. 225 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,799 How do you like your eggs in the morning? 226 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:05,936 Do you want to just make a run for it? 227 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,171 Maybe. 228 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:14,814 Mommy! 229 00:10:20,558 --> 00:10:22,082 What is happening? 230 00:10:26,498 --> 00:10:27,590 Whoa! 231 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,566 What is cracking? One second. 232 00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:31,966 Guys, we're focusing. We can't talk. 233 00:10:32,037 --> 00:10:33,265 What's this game? One second. 234 00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:34,669 Yeah. How do you play? 235 00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:36,707 Guys, guys, guys, please. Okay. 236 00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,970 All right, it's all yours. Only three tickets. 237 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:40,978 If we save them up, we can get more than a sticker this time. 238 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,274 Stop telling me how to spend my tickets. 239 00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:43,371 I know, but you wanted... 240 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,177 Wow! Can you imagine what people would say 241 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,047 if they saw us dancing together? 242 00:10:47,118 --> 00:10:48,142 Oh, I know. 243 00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:50,414 They'd be like, "What's up with those two?" 244 00:10:50,488 --> 00:10:52,353 "Hey, guys, get a bedroom already." 245 00:10:52,424 --> 00:10:54,221 "Did we miss the wedding?" 246 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:57,624 I got it. I'll do this and you play the racing game 247 00:10:57,696 --> 00:10:59,323 and then we'll switch. 248 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:02,323 Yes. Okay. Yeah, that's smart. 249 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,867 No drama. Okay. 250 00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:10,168 Oh, air hockey, basketball. 251 00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:11,572 We could play that. 252 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:13,201 Oh, Whac-A-Mole. 253 00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:14,370 Any brothers or sisters? 254 00:11:14,446 --> 00:11:15,879 Three brothers. Really? 255 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:18,313 Mmm-hmm. Two are in the Marines, one's a cop. 256 00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:19,907 Vegetarian? 257 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:21,542 No. I love meat. 258 00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,214 What's your blood type? 259 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,018 O negative. Universal donor. 260 00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:27,922 Universal donor! Mmm-hmm. 261 00:11:31,062 --> 00:11:34,930 Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel. 262 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,766 Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. 263 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:41,564 Remaining childbearing years, advantage Isabel. 264 00:11:42,273 --> 00:11:46,073 Legal obligation, advantage Angela. 265 00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:48,740 Hey, guys, guys, guys. Excusez-moi. Hey. 266 00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:50,474 Watch this. Ready? 267 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,442 What are you doing? 268 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:56,919 I'm tying a knot in the stem with my tongue. 269 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:58,819 Michael, you don't have to do this. 270 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,924 Wow. That was close. 271 00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:07,362 I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, 272 00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:10,595 because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk. 273 00:12:10,802 --> 00:12:13,168 And I learn. I absorb information 274 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:16,173 from the strategies of the winners and the losers. 275 00:12:16,407 --> 00:12:18,637 Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. 276 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,141 Hey, you two having fun? 277 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,209 Did you tell them? 278 00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:25,271 No. 279 00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:28,715 This is exactly what I don't want. 280 00:12:28,787 --> 00:12:29,776 The drama. 281 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:34,384 I don't want the drama! 282 00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:38,251 Oh. 283 00:12:38,997 --> 00:12:41,761 You are amazing at this. How did you get so good? 284 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,267 Whacking moles. Hit him on the head. Whack! 285 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:45,461 Whack! Whack! Say it with me. 286 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:46,595 Whack! Extend the fingers more. 287 00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:47,695 Whack! Good. 288 00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:49,763 This looks like a hoot. 289 00:12:49,841 --> 00:12:51,638 Hey, monkey, how you doing? Whack. 290 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,404 Listen, can I talk to you for a second? 291 00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:54,775 Okay. 292 00:12:54,846 --> 00:12:59,010 You know, I've been thinking, we had a good run, 293 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,318 we really did, but you don't need to worry 294 00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:02,944 about this whole contract thing anymore. 295 00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:04,147 It's no worry. 296 00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:07,487 It's just that we both... We want different things. 297 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,855 You know, I want a big family. 298 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,519 I could see enjoying that. 299 00:13:11,596 --> 00:13:13,928 No, no, no, no, no. I want a big family. 300 00:13:13,998 --> 00:13:18,094 Tall, thick. A big, physically big family. 301 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,604 Listen, you go have fun. 302 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,434 You're off the hook. 303 00:13:22,507 --> 00:13:23,565 But we signed the contract. 304 00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,108 It's dissolved. Don't worry. You're free. 305 00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:26,165 Okay? Okay. We'll see you later. 306 00:13:26,244 --> 00:13:28,508 But we both... And you didn't do... 307 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:35,684 Wow! Maybe we should tell her he's not normally like this. 308 00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,345 Maybe it should come from a man. 309 00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:39,822 Maybe it should come from a note. 310 00:13:40,124 --> 00:13:41,819 With flowers. Tomorrow. 311 00:13:42,393 --> 00:13:43,621 Hello. Hello. 312 00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:44,957 Hi. Hi. 313 00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:47,896 You want to pay 400 bucks to re-felt this table? 314 00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:49,365 Yeah! Why don't you send the bill 315 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,232 to 23 I Don't Care Lane, Scranton, Pennsylvania? 316 00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:53,964 Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down? 317 00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:56,438 Hey, she can tell I'm on a date, right? 318 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:58,338 Right? We're just having fun. 319 00:13:58,409 --> 00:13:59,774 Ted, we having fun? 320 00:14:00,345 --> 00:14:03,178 Really? You told on me. That's lame. 321 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:06,314 We got a problem? Yes. Homelessness. 322 00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:10,450 What? All right, go. 323 00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:12,085 Where? 324 00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:13,384 Get out. Now. 325 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,585 Okay. All right, okay. Whoa! 326 00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:23,460 I'm just kidding around. I'm sorry. 327 00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:33,043 Okay, why don't we just finish the game? 328 00:14:33,111 --> 00:14:34,840 Michael, it's your shot. 329 00:14:34,913 --> 00:14:36,346 She can't talk to us that way. 330 00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:37,847 You guys are stripes, I think. 331 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:40,043 You let somebody talk to you like that, 332 00:14:40,118 --> 00:14:41,142 where does it stop? 333 00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:42,243 It stopped. 334 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,151 Well, I am starting it again! 335 00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:52,092 Do you guys want some food? 336 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,994 The wings are really good here. 337 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:05,700 Hey! 338 00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,438 You embarrassed my friends in front of me, and I am gonna need you 339 00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:11,607 to go back over to the table and apologize. 340 00:15:11,683 --> 00:15:15,847 Then I am sorry that I didn't kick you out. 341 00:15:16,621 --> 00:15:20,022 I'm here with my employees. I am here on a date. 342 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,115 Hello. 343 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:23,456 Well, I'm the manager here, sir. 344 00:15:23,528 --> 00:15:25,496 Well, it just so happens that I'm a manager, too, 345 00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:29,863 and the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls 346 00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:33,461 with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle, 347 00:15:33,571 --> 00:15:34,902 and I don't see that from you. 348 00:15:34,973 --> 00:15:36,634 Is that how you do it? 349 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,074 Yes, it is. I'm writing a book about it. 350 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:40,574 Really? How much have you written? 351 00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,408 I've written all of it. 352 00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:45,714 In my head. 353 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,986 If you're really interested, it is called Somehow I Manage, 354 00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,454 and there's going to be a picture of me on the cover shrugging 355 00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:54,548 with my sleeves rolled up. 356 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:58,061 Have you read Lee lacocca's? It's classic. 357 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,460 Read it? I own it. 358 00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:01,464 But no, I have not read it. 359 00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:03,227 Dude, tonight. 360 00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:05,132 You're not gonna want to put it down. It's gonna make you want 361 00:16:05,203 --> 00:16:06,363 to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow. 362 00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:07,699 I own a Chrysler. 363 00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:08,796 Shut up. 364 00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:09,897 No, you shut up. 365 00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:12,469 What's your drink? 366 00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:14,433 Grenadine. 367 00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:15,536 What? 368 00:16:15,613 --> 00:16:20,573 We just have to throw everyone off the scent a little, so follow my lead. 369 00:16:25,523 --> 00:16:26,751 Hi. Hi. 370 00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,590 I don't normally do this, but... Do what? 371 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,788 Go, go. Just sit down next to a beautiful woman 372 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,833 and start talking to myself to confuse other people. 373 00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:40,367 Hey, big boy. Do you like it when I do that? 374 00:16:43,307 --> 00:16:44,672 What are you doing? 375 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,039 What we said to do. 376 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,805 We didn't say we were gonna, like, start groping strangers. 377 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,871 I was flirting with a man. 378 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:52,245 Get in here. 379 00:16:53,351 --> 00:16:55,012 Where did you learn to talk like that? 380 00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:56,644 The movies. I don't know. 381 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:58,916 What movie? Black Snake Moan? 382 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:02,349 I manage a paper company. Dunder Mifflin-Sabre. 383 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,449 Do you have a card? 384 00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,655 I did. I actually put it in your bowl. 385 00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:10,026 Stanley Hudson? 386 00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:11,159 No. No. 387 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:14,128 Whoa! A lot of Stanley Hudsons in here. 388 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:15,502 No, it's Michael Scott. 389 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:16,631 Michael Scott? 390 00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:17,765 He is I. 391 00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:19,366 You just won yourself a lunch. 392 00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:20,877 Oh. Hey, guys! 393 00:17:23,748 --> 00:17:25,511 I think I'm gonna go. 394 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:26,777 Really? 395 00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:29,719 I'm sorry. He's not usually like that. 396 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,220 What's he usually like? 397 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,615 He's more just... 398 00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:40,188 Like... You can go. Yeah. 399 00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:41,595 All right. 400 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,830 Bye. See you. 401 00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,528 Nice girl. Yeah. 402 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,295 Hey! Julie, having fun? 403 00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:59,881 So, when are you coming in for that free lunch? 404 00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:03,487 You're gonna want to come in on a day that I'm working. 405 00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:06,688 Maybe I can hear more about that book, too. 406 00:18:10,962 --> 00:18:14,693 Hey, man. You put together a pretty fun night for everybody. 407 00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:19,166 I saw you talking to Hide. Did you hear that dude's life story? 408 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:20,261 It's amazing, right? 409 00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:22,169 I couldn't understand a word he said. 410 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,834 Let me tell you something, Oscar, all right? 411 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:28,237 Matt's an okay dude, but he's a dummy. 412 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,777 You guys got nothing in common. 413 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,544 Maybe you're right. I should count myself lucky. 414 00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:34,607 Hey, what's up? 415 00:18:34,685 --> 00:18:36,346 There he is! Hey! 416 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,581 Anyone up for some hoops? Yeah. Hoops! 417 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:40,817 Let's do it. - Hoop it. Yeah. 418 00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:56,905 This is not what I want my relationship to look like. 419 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,006 Hi, ladies and gentlemen. 420 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,675 My name is Andrew Bernard and I've been on two dates with Erin Hannon 421 00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:10,312 and they went well, and there will probably be more. 422 00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:12,586 Thank you. 423 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,150 You know, it got to the point 424 00:19:14,225 --> 00:19:16,853 where keeping it a secret was just too much drama. 425 00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:20,193 And I hate drama, so... There you go. 426 00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:21,253 You love drama. 427 00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,321 I know, I do, right? 428 00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,469 I'm a total drama queen. 429 00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:27,202 This move? He can't get you. 430 00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:29,102 I think that he could counter that move. 431 00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,573 The Scranton Strangler is a professional strangler. 432 00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,405 Oh, please. I wish he'd come after me. I would be like... 433 00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:34,774 Dwight Schrute! 434 00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:36,278 Dwight Kurt Schrute. Shut up, what? 435 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:37,871 You are hereby served with this summons 436 00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:39,280 to appear in Lackawanna County court... 437 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,476 No, no, no. for breach of contract 438 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,451 against Angela Noelle Martin. 439 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,215 What are you talking about? What are you... 440 00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:47,655 Dwight recently entered into a contract with me, establishing intent 441 00:19:47,725 --> 00:19:49,920 to conceive and raise a child with me. Angela. 442 00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:51,427 Did he not tell you that? What? 443 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:53,725 You're really putting me in an awkward position here. 444 00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,663 Do you plan on raising a child with me, 445 00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,394 or do you plan on breaking this contract? 446 00:19:57,468 --> 00:19:59,095 Angela! Not here! 447 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,364 Dwight. 448 00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:02,766 Whack. 449 00:20:04,075 --> 00:20:06,703 You will see me in small claims court! 450 00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,842 You are an impressive specimen. 451 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:10,972 Thank you. 452 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:20,248 And I spilled my drink and they wouldn't give me a refill. 453 00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:23,122 Oh, my gosh. Okay, yeah, we have to get home. 454 00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:24,422 Okay. Yes! 455 00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:26,690 Halperts, wait up! What a great night! 456 00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,356 Got to hang out with my peeps. 457 00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:30,957 Sort of did okay with a new young lady. 458 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:32,195 Actually you didn't. Not at all. 459 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,830 I think I did, but I can't take all the credit. 460 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:38,864 Some of the credit is due, in fact, to my good friend Date Mike. 461 00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,469 Nice to meet me. 462 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,282 Tell me your story, Hide. 463 00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:58,945 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.