1 00:00:02,031 --> 00:00:06,092 There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong, 2 00:00:06,168 --> 00:00:08,102 with any Sabre printers. 3 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,194 Case closed. 4 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:13,833 Michael Scott, as seen on TV. 5 00:00:13,909 --> 00:00:17,868 I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener. 6 00:00:17,946 --> 00:00:19,470 Oh, my God. 7 00:00:19,548 --> 00:00:20,708 It's Packer. 8 00:00:20,816 --> 00:00:24,183 Oh! Pac-Man, I thought you were a girl. 9 00:00:24,253 --> 00:00:26,949 Apparently, there are allegations 10 00:00:27,022 --> 00:00:29,456 that Sabre printers can cause a fire. 11 00:00:30,025 --> 00:00:33,153 So, they asked me to give a statement to the press. 12 00:00:33,228 --> 00:00:35,958 I'm like, "What? All right." 13 00:00:36,298 --> 00:00:37,697 So, I do it. 14 00:00:37,766 --> 00:00:41,668 It's on TV last night, and it's in the paper today, 15 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,261 and it's online. 16 00:00:43,338 --> 00:00:47,365 And then I call Froggy 98.7, their request line. 17 00:00:47,443 --> 00:00:49,274 I talked to the host about it on the air. 18 00:00:49,344 --> 00:00:52,040 It's like, "Come on, people, enough." 19 00:00:52,548 --> 00:00:54,641 Everybody, we are at DEFCON 5: 20 00:00:54,716 --> 00:00:57,879 I am officially the second most watched clip of the day 21 00:00:57,953 --> 00:00:59,818 on the WBRE news site. 22 00:00:59,888 --> 00:01:00,877 What's number one? 23 00:01:00,956 --> 00:01:03,925 Oh? That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. 24 00:01:03,992 --> 00:01:07,155 Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again. 25 00:01:07,529 --> 00:01:11,021 I would like you all to go to the Web site and watch my clip 11 times. 26 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,624 So, instead of working, you want... Yes. 27 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:14,066 Okay. Yes. 28 00:01:14,136 --> 00:01:15,364 Come on. 29 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:20,601 Get it up. That's what... Let's do it. 30 00:01:21,577 --> 00:01:23,636 Oh! Did you see this report 31 00:01:23,712 --> 00:01:25,509 that the zoo got a baby otter? 32 00:01:25,681 --> 00:01:26,807 It's on the same site. 33 00:01:26,882 --> 00:01:29,112 Aw! It's kissing its mommy. 34 00:01:29,184 --> 00:01:30,412 Please. Michael, you have to see this. 35 00:01:30,486 --> 00:01:32,078 This is, like, the cutest thing ever. 36 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:39,055 Really? A baby otter? Okay, count me in as "Who cares?" 37 00:01:39,328 --> 00:01:42,320 It's not even that interesting, the baby otter. 38 00:01:42,631 --> 00:01:44,758 It can't even stand up. 39 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:46,460 It's trying to stand up. 40 00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:50,861 There he goes. 41 00:02:17,466 --> 00:02:18,865 Howdy. 42 00:02:19,902 --> 00:02:21,836 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 43 00:02:21,904 --> 00:02:23,963 Jo, we were not expecting you. 44 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:25,734 But you all no doubt know why I'm here. 45 00:02:25,807 --> 00:02:28,503 No. Turns out our printers are famous. 46 00:02:29,378 --> 00:02:31,278 They're all over the news. 47 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:32,809 It's an interesting story. 48 00:02:33,749 --> 00:02:36,217 Cheap, foreign printers 49 00:02:36,718 --> 00:02:38,413 attacking innocent Americans. 50 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:42,051 Well, actually the real story isn't quite as racy. 51 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:43,849 But 52 00:02:46,695 --> 00:02:47,855 let's give it a go. 53 00:02:48,096 --> 00:02:50,291 Jo, I think that I know what happened. 54 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,766 I'm not sure you do, teddy bear. 55 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:55,160 Well, now I think I might not. 56 00:02:55,938 --> 00:02:59,032 Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers. 57 00:02:59,107 --> 00:03:01,541 So, we got a software patch, fixed it right up. 58 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:02,872 Just like that. 59 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:04,344 I don't know how it works. 60 00:03:05,314 --> 00:03:07,612 Just as we were about to 61 00:03:07,683 --> 00:03:10,174 send out a letter to our affected customers, 62 00:03:10,352 --> 00:03:13,753 giving them free toner, and we keep them happy. 63 00:03:14,156 --> 00:03:16,590 But somebody here, they liked that first story better. 64 00:03:16,858 --> 00:03:18,917 The one where we lose half our clients 65 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:21,152 For no damn good reason! 66 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:26,833 Whoever it was who talked to the press, just come forward, please. 67 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:27,991 Jo, 68 00:03:28,237 --> 00:03:29,795 I can assure you it was no one in this office. 69 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:31,867 Can you, now? Absolutely. 70 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:34,134 Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand. 71 00:03:36,778 --> 00:03:38,075 Put your hand up, Norma Rae. 72 00:03:38,547 --> 00:03:41,311 If you say anything, so help me God, 73 00:03:41,383 --> 00:03:42,975 I'll break off the temples of your glasses 74 00:03:43,051 --> 00:03:44,575 and stick them in your eye sockets. 75 00:03:44,653 --> 00:03:46,018 So unfair. 76 00:03:46,221 --> 00:03:49,520 Even if I thought that our printers killed baby seals, 77 00:03:49,591 --> 00:03:51,923 I would not be a whistleblower. 78 00:03:51,994 --> 00:03:55,589 The Bernards, for generations, have silenced whistleblowers. 79 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:57,655 It's how we made all our money. 80 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,530 Woody Guthrie wrote a song about us. 81 00:04:00,502 --> 00:04:02,333 Old Mister Bernard 82 00:04:02,404 --> 00:04:04,133 Old Mister Bernard 83 00:04:04,473 --> 00:04:07,374 Who have you silenced today? 84 00:04:07,442 --> 00:04:10,468 It's a little form. Says, "I did not do it." 85 00:04:10,812 --> 00:04:12,746 There is no reason for anyone here to sign this 86 00:04:12,814 --> 00:04:15,248 because I know everything there is to know about these people. 87 00:04:15,617 --> 00:04:17,141 I know when their birthdays are, 88 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:18,686 I know what their favorite kind of cake is, 89 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:20,244 I know what color streamers they like. 90 00:04:21,156 --> 00:04:22,748 All that's just birthday information, Michael. 91 00:04:22,824 --> 00:04:25,349 Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture. 92 00:04:25,427 --> 00:04:26,826 Why don't you come with me? 93 00:04:26,995 --> 00:04:29,225 We'll start out with the honcho, what d'you say? 94 00:04:29,298 --> 00:04:30,390 Okay. 95 00:04:30,732 --> 00:04:32,825 When Mama was working as a prison guard, 96 00:04:32,901 --> 00:04:35,961 and something went missing, she'd ask one question, 97 00:04:36,705 --> 00:04:39,105 "What do we do when we find the guilty party?" 98 00:04:39,441 --> 00:04:41,238 And if they said, "Come down on them 99 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:44,370 "with that swift hammer of justice," innocent. 100 00:04:45,113 --> 00:04:47,547 A clear conscience don't need no mercy. 101 00:04:48,183 --> 00:04:52,381 But if they said, "Officer Bessie, well, they may have had a reason." 102 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:54,354 Blah, blah, blah, blah... 103 00:04:54,556 --> 00:04:57,957 Well, nine times out of 10, that's the anus they checked. 104 00:04:58,527 --> 00:05:00,392 So, say we catch this whistleblower. 105 00:05:00,462 --> 00:05:01,656 What do you think I should do with them? 106 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,631 We should give them a one-way ticket to Montego Bay. 107 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,959 Where they keep all the al-Qaeda. 108 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:12,136 Uh, that's Guantanamo Bay. Yes. 109 00:05:12,374 --> 00:05:13,636 You put them in jail for a long time, 110 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:15,574 you put them in jail for as long as you can. 111 00:05:15,644 --> 00:05:17,271 Well, I guess we're all right, Michael. 112 00:05:17,612 --> 00:05:20,012 I want these people to really pay. I want them to suffer. 113 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:22,741 I'd prefer it if they died. 114 00:05:22,818 --> 00:05:23,842 Because it's not right. 115 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:25,011 Yeah. Okay. 116 00:05:25,187 --> 00:05:27,155 Hey, Dwight. Hey, IT guy. 117 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:29,080 You mind if I get in there for a second? 118 00:05:29,157 --> 00:05:30,522 Oh, sure thing, go ahead. 119 00:05:32,594 --> 00:05:34,585 Just... 120 00:05:34,663 --> 00:05:36,028 Dwight, what the hell? 121 00:05:36,098 --> 00:05:38,259 Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell. 122 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,459 What are you doing to my computer? 123 00:05:39,534 --> 00:05:42,833 The lawyers are searching our hard drives for information on the leak. 124 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,027 Thanks a lot, Big Brother. 125 00:05:44,106 --> 00:05:45,232 You're with Big Brother? 126 00:05:45,307 --> 00:05:47,070 Okay, go ahead. I got nothing to hide. 127 00:05:47,609 --> 00:05:49,008 Wait, are they searching all our computers? 128 00:05:49,077 --> 00:05:50,135 Yeah. 129 00:05:50,746 --> 00:05:52,839 I already got to yours, Kev. 130 00:05:55,684 --> 00:05:58,847 No, that's cool. Sometimes I run. 131 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:01,279 I'm a runner. 132 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:03,482 Everybody knows it was Andy, 133 00:06:03,558 --> 00:06:07,358 and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big, stupid mouth. 134 00:06:07,429 --> 00:06:09,420 Ridiculous, Angela. 135 00:06:09,498 --> 00:06:11,398 And like I'm going to believe one of his spurned lovers. 136 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,529 Look, he's been complaining about this for a while. It's not crazy. 137 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:23,502 Okay, Dwight. Hold that thought. 138 00:06:23,578 --> 00:06:24,567 I don't want to waste your time 139 00:06:24,646 --> 00:06:26,113 and I wouldn't dare waste mine. 140 00:06:26,181 --> 00:06:27,239 I didn't do it. 141 00:06:27,315 --> 00:06:29,249 Now, I don't know exactly who did it, 142 00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:32,718 but I have a list right here. 143 00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:35,486 You should fire the following people. 144 00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:37,423 Well, I'm inclined to believe you. 145 00:06:37,492 --> 00:06:38,789 Why would I disparage a company that has 146 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,384 made me rich beyond my wildest dreams? 147 00:06:40,462 --> 00:06:42,225 Yeah, I noticed you've had a great year. 148 00:06:42,297 --> 00:06:43,764 Good boy. 149 00:06:43,832 --> 00:06:45,959 You turning that money into more money? 150 00:06:48,637 --> 00:06:50,628 Are you referring to alchemy? 151 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:53,201 I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, 152 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:54,708 but if you ain't investing in property, 153 00:06:54,776 --> 00:06:56,107 then you're dumber than a dummy. 154 00:06:56,311 --> 00:06:57,869 I'm not dumb, I'm smart. 155 00:06:58,046 --> 00:07:00,742 Well, buy property. That's my advice. 156 00:07:02,717 --> 00:07:04,582 Is there something that you would like to say to me? 157 00:07:05,187 --> 00:07:08,350 About talking to the press? Uh, I do... No... 158 00:07:08,423 --> 00:07:10,983 I didn't do that. Okay? 159 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,128 Didn't do it. I don't believe you. 160 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:17,165 I swear on the graves of my parents who aren't even dead yet. 161 00:07:17,432 --> 00:07:19,457 That's a little much. All right, all right. 162 00:07:19,534 --> 00:07:21,126 I don't care. That's how much, I swear. 163 00:07:21,203 --> 00:07:22,693 Okay, I believe you. I believe you. 164 00:07:22,938 --> 00:07:24,599 How come no one's giving Darryl any crap? 165 00:07:24,739 --> 00:07:26,434 He was more bothered about it than me. 166 00:07:29,411 --> 00:07:32,312 Did you tell anyone outside of this office 167 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:34,678 that the printers were catching on fire? 168 00:07:37,018 --> 00:07:38,007 Yeah, I did. 169 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:40,979 I was talking to this girl at a bar. 170 00:07:41,289 --> 00:07:42,278 Oh, no, no, no. 171 00:07:42,691 --> 00:07:44,886 I think she could sense my sadness. 172 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,418 And I found out too late that she was a copyeditor at the Trib. 173 00:07:48,497 --> 00:07:49,486 Oh, my God. 174 00:07:49,764 --> 00:07:50,753 Was she cute? 175 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:53,763 No. Oh, God, Darryl. 176 00:07:53,869 --> 00:07:57,066 I basically swore up and down that none of my employees did it. 177 00:07:57,138 --> 00:07:59,504 And then I find out that one of my best ones did. 178 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:02,067 And now he's probably going to get fired for it. 179 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:06,838 And if that is not poetic justice, I don't know what is. 180 00:08:08,817 --> 00:08:11,615 Sounds like you were as blind-sided by this as I was. 181 00:08:11,686 --> 00:08:12,675 Yes. 182 00:08:12,754 --> 00:08:14,688 And we didn't find anything on your computer. 183 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:15,948 Good. 184 00:08:16,024 --> 00:08:17,423 Except this. 185 00:08:18,093 --> 00:08:22,393 Wow. This is just a mystery novel that I've been working on. 186 00:08:22,597 --> 00:08:24,963 I know what it is. I skimmed the first chapter. 187 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,158 I'm just curious, 188 00:08:26,234 --> 00:08:28,225 why would a man who hates people 189 00:08:28,303 --> 00:08:30,931 want to have a relationship with a maid? 190 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,430 I don't know... The way I look at it, 191 00:08:33,508 --> 00:08:35,169 there's only one of two reasons. 192 00:08:35,243 --> 00:08:38,178 He knows a secret about her that she doesn't know herself. 193 00:08:39,915 --> 00:08:44,215 Or he wants to use her services to mop up after a murder. 194 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:46,814 Yes. 195 00:08:47,589 --> 00:08:49,250 Write your own damn novel. 196 00:08:50,392 --> 00:08:51,416 It was me. 197 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,718 What was you? 198 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:56,256 You were the leak? Okay, 199 00:08:56,331 --> 00:08:57,730 I'm talking to this woman at day care, 200 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:01,330 she's telling me all about her amazing trip to Vietnam. I have nothing. 201 00:09:01,403 --> 00:09:04,065 I tell her our printers catch on fire spontaneously. 202 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:05,197 Why'd you do that? Her husband's a reporter. 203 00:09:05,273 --> 00:09:06,365 Yeah. 204 00:09:06,841 --> 00:09:09,401 So, now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, 205 00:09:09,477 --> 00:09:11,638 and I don't know what to do. Okay, just relax. 206 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:13,913 Just need to relax. 207 00:09:14,115 --> 00:09:17,243 I could tell Jo, or I could tell Michael. 208 00:09:18,386 --> 00:09:20,081 This is a very good idea. This is good. 209 00:09:20,155 --> 00:09:22,749 Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out. 210 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,152 You leaked it? 211 00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:26,625 I don't know what to do. Do I go tell Jo or... 212 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:28,560 I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person. 213 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,894 I don't know what the best plan is, Pam. 214 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,362 Oh, God. 215 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,527 My mind is going a mile an hour. 216 00:09:35,604 --> 00:09:36,935 That fast? 217 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:40,941 Two whistleblowers. Two. 218 00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:42,865 I always thought Darryl and Pam 219 00:09:42,944 --> 00:09:45,344 might get me fired for something I said. 220 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:49,172 Yeah? 221 00:09:57,926 --> 00:09:59,985 I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me. 222 00:10:00,161 --> 00:10:01,788 So, I'll see you in Meredith's van in five minutes. 223 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,659 Okay, you didn't need to actually say that. 224 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,563 I have never seen so many parking tickets. 225 00:10:08,036 --> 00:10:09,697 All right, this is just messed up. 226 00:10:09,771 --> 00:10:11,432 No, you know what's messed up? 227 00:10:11,506 --> 00:10:14,737 This situation all up in here is what's messed up. 228 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:16,800 We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this. 229 00:10:16,878 --> 00:10:19,745 Brain-hurricane, come on. Think. What have we got? 230 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:20,906 Um... 231 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,213 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 232 00:10:23,284 --> 00:10:24,342 We're not going for yogurt. 233 00:10:24,419 --> 00:10:26,944 It's okay, she's cool. She also whistle-blew. 234 00:10:27,022 --> 00:10:29,616 Guys, I couldn't help it. It is so boring where we work. 235 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:31,556 I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. 236 00:10:31,693 --> 00:10:33,558 It might be less interesting than a morgue. 237 00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:36,060 Hey, hey, it's as interesting as a morgue. 238 00:10:36,231 --> 00:10:38,426 Of course I'm the leak. I think I tweeted it. 239 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,928 I can't control what I say to people. 240 00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,127 I spend the whole day talking. 241 00:10:41,202 --> 00:10:45,332 I mean, I video chat, I skype, I text, I tweet, I phone, I woof. 242 00:10:45,774 --> 00:10:47,036 Woof is a site that I'm launching to be 243 00:10:47,108 --> 00:10:48,735 the last word in social networking. 244 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,835 For just $12.99 a month, Woof links up 245 00:10:50,912 --> 00:10:51,936 all your communication portals, 246 00:10:52,013 --> 00:10:53,344 so you are always within reach. 247 00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:54,905 It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. 248 00:10:54,983 --> 00:10:57,781 But look, why tell you, 249 00:10:57,852 --> 00:11:00,412 when I can show you? 250 00:11:00,889 --> 00:11:02,914 I just sent myself a woof. 251 00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:07,226 Ryan, you have a woof on line one. 252 00:11:07,295 --> 00:11:08,762 Thank you, Erin. 253 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,456 Woof! 254 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:14,728 Okay, here's what we do. I say we just smash all the computers. 255 00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:17,201 We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case. 256 00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:19,570 Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers? 257 00:11:19,641 --> 00:11:22,838 No, okay, not all the computers. Just our computers. 258 00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:24,469 - That idea sucks. - I don't think that's a good idea. 259 00:11:24,546 --> 00:11:25,570 Just don't say no. 260 00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:28,411 Mike, you know you don't have to turn us all in. 261 00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:31,719 All you need is one scapegoat. 262 00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:34,545 Uh, if you turn me in, I'm turning in Darryl. 263 00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:37,920 That's just what we need, another black man in prison, you know? 264 00:11:37,992 --> 00:11:40,654 Nobody's going to prison. Okay? 265 00:11:41,629 --> 00:11:45,360 All right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. 266 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:48,129 And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe. 267 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:50,595 Okay, you can count on me. 268 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,807 Let me give you a hand. 269 00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:56,170 Ready? On three. 270 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,677 Oh, shoot. Got it? 271 00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:01,977 Got it. 272 00:12:03,384 --> 00:12:04,408 Dwight Schrute. 273 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:06,351 The property you're looking at is in great shape. 274 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,981 By the way, it has a very spacious basement office. 275 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:12,623 Basement office? You mean like a lair? 276 00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:16,221 Hey, Jo. Michael. 277 00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:19,132 I was thinking about our little leak problem. 278 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,394 I was up all lunch thinking about 279 00:12:20,468 --> 00:12:22,299 what we should do to this individual. 280 00:12:23,338 --> 00:12:25,135 You know what I think we should do? 281 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:28,664 We make them come to work. And we work them, 282 00:12:28,743 --> 00:12:32,042 and we make them sit next to all the people they screwed over. 283 00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:34,673 And we pay them, 284 00:12:34,749 --> 00:12:39,209 but we make them feel like they did something really wrong. 285 00:12:39,354 --> 00:12:41,720 The one question I have is, "Do we give them a Christmas bonus?" 286 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,415 I say yes, it's Christmas, 287 00:12:44,492 --> 00:12:47,791 but right after, they're back into the thick of it. 288 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,489 Michael Scott. 289 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:52,231 What do you know? 290 00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:54,195 What? 291 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,567 It doesn't matter what I know. 292 00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:58,731 If it doesn't matter, then tell me. Why? 293 00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:01,332 Because I wanna deal with it the way I deal with it. 294 00:13:01,409 --> 00:13:03,206 Well, deal with this. 295 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,045 Empathize with me for a moment. 296 00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:08,742 I came up here with a big problem, 297 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:10,682 and now, I've got a branch manager 298 00:13:10,752 --> 00:13:12,515 who's giving me the silent treatment. 299 00:13:14,189 --> 00:13:15,349 Speak to me. 300 00:13:16,724 --> 00:13:17,713 Speak. 301 00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:23,290 Come with me. 302 00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:24,854 What? 303 00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:32,205 Are you leaving? Oh, my. Should I continue with the investigation? 304 00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:47,277 Are you gonna kill me? 305 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:55,285 I just need you to come by later and sign a few forms. 306 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:57,661 Okay. What time works for you? 307 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,762 Mr. Schrute? What time works? 308 00:14:05,006 --> 00:14:09,306 Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at 1725 Slough Avenue. 309 00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:12,305 Make them an offer they can't refuse. 310 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,814 No, on second thought, lowball them. 311 00:14:15,617 --> 00:14:17,380 Don't call me till you have it. 312 00:14:17,452 --> 00:14:18,510 But... 313 00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:22,080 Are we going someplace far away? 314 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:24,351 I know you said no questions, 315 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:29,686 but I have an early dinner that I need to get to. 316 00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:32,833 With the chief of police. 317 00:14:33,401 --> 00:14:35,767 I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you. 318 00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:39,136 All right. Stan, you're up. 319 00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:40,704 It wasn't me. 320 00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:43,774 What a rich timbre your voice has. 321 00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:47,405 Okay, I am prepared to conclude the investigation. 322 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,550 And? You did it. 323 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:53,777 What? Based on what? 324 00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:57,783 Just all the evidence. And it really seems like it was you. 325 00:14:58,493 --> 00:15:00,427 Can we all agree to say that it was Andy for now 326 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:02,554 and sit with it, see how it feels? 327 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,029 All right, sounds good. Okay. 328 00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:05,861 Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. 329 00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:08,129 I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy. 330 00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:12,798 Yeah, you know? I mean, for all we know, it could have been Jim. 331 00:15:13,675 --> 00:15:14,699 Really? 332 00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,334 Michael. I have rights. 333 00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:18,003 Let's just talk. 334 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:19,774 I am not going to tell you anything. 335 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:23,081 Honey, you don't seem like your normal self. 336 00:15:24,452 --> 00:15:26,386 Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. 337 00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:28,445 Mama Jo knew there was something up. 338 00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,388 The whole year, actually. 339 00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:33,191 My favorite restaurant closed down. Oh. 340 00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,856 I hate that. 341 00:15:34,929 --> 00:15:37,489 And my new favorite restaurant sucks. 342 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,303 I bought a video camera last year 343 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,099 and I was looking at the tapes, 344 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:48,273 and there were only, like, 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. 345 00:15:48,343 --> 00:15:49,867 The whole year. 346 00:15:50,445 --> 00:15:52,845 And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. 347 00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:54,508 What is that? 348 00:15:57,352 --> 00:15:58,785 And I miss Holly. 349 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,820 Who's Holly? 350 00:16:00,989 --> 00:16:03,719 Holly Flax. From the Nashua branch. 351 00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:06,884 Best HR rep that Dunder Mifflin has ever seen. 352 00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:12,364 It has not been a blockbuster year for me financially. 353 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,700 My Blockbuster stock is down. 354 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,904 I think that the real question is, 355 00:16:18,806 --> 00:16:20,603 "Who is the whistleblower?" 356 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,264 Just... 357 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,170 I may have heard from an old client and I may have immediately 358 00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:28,704 started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. 359 00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:30,982 But I'm not here to talk about that. 360 00:16:31,052 --> 00:16:34,488 I'm here to talk about Suck It. Suck It... 361 00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:37,752 Gabe, I told you all about the printers. 362 00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:38,985 I mean, it could be you, Gabe. 363 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,827 Yes, it's totally obvious. I mean, that's the point. 364 00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:44,261 I think we all can agree it's either Gabe or Angela. 365 00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,458 It's Angela. Get her, boys. 366 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:49,195 Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt. 367 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,862 I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone. 368 00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,166 Through Teach For America, 369 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,264 I'm going to go down to Detroit 370 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,241 and teach inner-city kids about computers. 371 00:16:55,877 --> 00:16:57,276 - Not now. - Yeah, it's just that my friends 372 00:16:57,345 --> 00:16:59,370 are in the car waiting, so I thought I'd... 373 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,810 Phyllis, what's this guy's name again? 374 00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:05,248 I don't know. Is it Shadow or Garth? It's something weird, I... 375 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,512 My name is Nick. 376 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:09,420 Okay, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting. 377 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:13,784 Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame IT guy and everybody hates me. 378 00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,822 Hey, listen, man, you can't take it personally. 379 00:17:16,197 --> 00:17:18,188 You call me "man"? I just said my name, 380 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,893 just now. Did you forget it already? 381 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:20,956 No, 382 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,194 sport. 383 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:26,499 You guys have 15 parties a week. You can't learn my name? 384 00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:29,008 Hey, hey, hey, IT guy. 385 00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:30,339 Here's the story, champ. 386 00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:32,276 None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? 387 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:35,907 We liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. 388 00:17:35,983 --> 00:17:37,575 And we also thought he might have been a terrorist. 389 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,844 You know what? I'm going to leave you with one other thought. 390 00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:43,448 Inner-city kids use computers for two things, games and porn. 391 00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:46,357 So, good luck wasting your life, Lurch. 392 00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:47,894 Thank you so much for that. 393 00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:49,953 I saw all of your hard drives. And guess what? 394 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:53,499 You're not a photographer. And you definitely can't fit into a size two. 395 00:17:53,568 --> 00:17:55,195 Darryl, man, you're on Facebook. 396 00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:56,964 Why have you been telling people you're not on Facebook? 397 00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:58,866 - People want to be your friend, man. - Hey. 398 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,606 All right? And you... This guy. 399 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:02,868 You're the one who told the press. 400 00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,275 You wrote an e-mail to the editor. 401 00:18:04,345 --> 00:18:06,370 I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie 402 00:18:06,447 --> 00:18:08,813 of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. 403 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:12,114 This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So, that's it. Check it out. 404 00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,790 We're going to believe that guy? 405 00:18:17,725 --> 00:18:19,386 When I was growing up, 406 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:23,123 there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. 407 00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,092 And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling 408 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:29,364 and be a hero to all those little girls out there. 409 00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,363 And they'd make a Barbie out of me. 410 00:18:34,909 --> 00:18:37,207 I hate that I sell cheap printers. 411 00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:39,438 I do. 412 00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,740 But if I have to go out there in front of the press 413 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:46,014 and make one of them public apology recalls, 414 00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:50,581 I mean, that's all I'll ever be remembered for. 415 00:18:51,192 --> 00:18:53,319 Nobody will want to play with my Barbie. 416 00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:58,088 Well, you know, I would be willing, 417 00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,724 under the right circumstances, 418 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,358 to do that for you. 419 00:19:01,469 --> 00:19:04,734 Oh, honey, surely you don't want that. 420 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,737 I surely do, and don't call me honey. 421 00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:17,414 Airplane II. 422 00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,744 I'm about to buy this building, you know? 423 00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:22,879 You don't say. 424 00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:26,420 I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in Pittston. 425 00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:29,219 Well, I'm one-eighths proud of you. 426 00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:32,859 Enjoy that chair for now. 427 00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:37,298 'Cause pretty soon you will be on your feet. 428 00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:39,432 Like Buckingham Palace. 429 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,545 Hey, Phyllis, have you seen my bag? 430 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,845 You deserve it. 431 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:53,447 Look, I didn't want houses and schools 432 00:19:53,521 --> 00:19:55,921 to burn down and children to die. 433 00:19:57,725 --> 00:19:59,056 Does that make me a hero? 434 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:00,991 No, it does not. 435 00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:06,093 Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either. 436 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,395 It does! 437 00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,769 Andy? Hey. 438 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:17,007 I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press. 439 00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:25,815 Thanks. 440 00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,451 Yeah, you know. 441 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,681 Just seemed like the right thing to do. 442 00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:32,748 Yeah. 443 00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:40,160 "We at Sabre have betrayed the trust 444 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,361 "that we have built with our customers. 445 00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:46,532 "We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. 446 00:20:47,108 --> 00:20:52,068 "At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. 447 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:55,247 "We will not rest until this problem is solved. 448 00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:58,682 "There will be no questions." Are there any questions? 449 00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:07,591 Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there. 450 00:21:07,662 --> 00:21:08,856 That was fun. 451 00:21:08,929 --> 00:21:10,726 I hope your rough patch ends soon. 452 00:21:10,798 --> 00:21:12,129 Thanks. Today helped. 453 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:15,295 Well, give a shout if I can brighten your life. 454 00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:18,663 Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from Nashua. 455 00:21:21,342 --> 00:21:22,604 Let me see what I can do.