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They caught
the Scranton Strangler.

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They trapped him
in his house.

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and then
photographing them,

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is believed to be inside.

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Police have now surrounded
the apartment complex.

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Police have surrounded.
And we

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now see what appears to
be a SWAT van pulling up.

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SWAT's arriving.

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It is unknown if he
is armed with any...

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They should do that
thing where they play

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the really good music
to get him to come out.

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Ugh! They shouldn't televise any of this.
It just encourages copycats.

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Just say copies. Why do you
have to drag cats into this?

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Okay, while this is interesting,
we should get back to work.

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These standoffs
can last a long time.

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What if it's
another Waco?

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It's pronounced "wacko."

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Some events
are so newsworthy,

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so historic, that you have
to stop everything to watch.

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Balloon boy,
Michael Jackson's funeral...

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Uh, things that, if you
didn't see them live,

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you wouldn't really care that
you didn't see them at all.

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Coming to you
from the corner of...

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Columbia Street
and Washington Ave.

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God, when is he
gonna come out?

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For what we all
pray is the last...

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I bet he's wishing
he had a hybrid, right?

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Sixty miles to the
gallon in the city!

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No, I bet he's wishing
he was strangling someone.

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Okay, that's our street.

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That's our street. He's
going down our street.

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Come on, everybody.

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Go. Go, go, go.

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There it is.
There it is.

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- I saw it.
- Where? Where?

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I saw it. It's gone.

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Oh!

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He went right by.

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You missed it.
You missed it.

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"Grandpa,
where were you the day

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"the Scranton Strangler
was caught?"

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Well, I was there, kiddo.
I was there.

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And I'll tell you what,

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you go sell these and buy
yourself a nice spaceship.

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Michael.

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Walk with me.

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Gabe and I are
having a party,

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and everyone's invited,
and it's at his apartment.

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And we're gonna watch Glee.
Glee? What is Glee?

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Some sort of
television program?

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Jim, I need
that thing, stat.

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Okay. Yeah, it's a TV show.

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Dwight. Signing.

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I don't have time for parties. I
don't have time for TV shows.

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Stanley, what time is that
thing that I have to do?

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I... Cancel it. Are
you still here?

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Oh, it's just... It's our
first party together.

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So...
Mmm-mmm!

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Did you hear
what I said?

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I'm a very busy man. I don't
have time for your TV show.

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Okay, sorry.
I'm joking.

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Wait, which...
I'm joking.

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I'm kidding around.

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I'm not actually angry.

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I'm not busy at all.
I'm not doing anything.

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And I know what Glee is.
I am a total Gleek.

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Oh, me too. You know who
my favorite character is?

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The invalid.

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Yes, I'd love to
come to your party.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I don't know if Michael
likes Gabe that much,

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but there's this thing
on Glee called mash-up,

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where two things that don't go
together make one great song.

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Take Gabe, take Michael,
you make "Gaymike."

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Best friends.

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No, really?

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Is there time to change this?
That show...

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I mean, first they say that Mr.
Schue

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doesn't know anything
about choreography,

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and then, like,
three episodes later,

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he's this fantastic
choreographer.

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Pick a lane, people.

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And what was with
Jesse's sudden turn

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on Rachel between
Dream On and Funk?

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Where the heck
did that come from?

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Honestly, that show, it's just...
It's irresponsible.

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Are you going?

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Not because I want to.

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Of all feelings, to base
a show around glee?

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Thirst. Now that's
a show I'd watch.

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I would watch that.

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Tonight might be
a convenient night

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for us to have
some intercourse.

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You're having a party at
Gabe's apartment? Mmm-hmm.

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I'd love it if you were there.
You would?

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You and Michael are always
the life of the party.

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Try and keep me
from coming.

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Why would I keep
you from coming?

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Try and hide it, I will
track this party down.

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Why would I hide it?

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Kevin.

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Hey. You going tonight?

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Yes, I am. Are you?

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Yeah. You got to go
to the boss's party, right?

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Mmm-hmm.

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What? No, Gabe...
Gabe is not the boss.

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No, he's not the boss.

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Why did you just
say he was the boss?

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'Cause you're the boss.

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Guys, do you consider
Gabe to be the boss?

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It's a make-your-own-pizza
night.

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Okay.

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Isn't Gabe's place so nice?
Uh-huh.

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Look at the size of those
wine glasses, Michael.

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They're big.

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Those posters used
to be real French ads.

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All right.

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So, these are your
cheeses, your hams,

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your sausages, your herbs
and your vegetables.

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Here's what's been done.
Start creating.

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Sometimes it helps to think
of a part of the world

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and then make...
Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Gabe likes to
entertain a lot,

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and he cooks in an oven,
and all that jazz.

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I just have
a different lifestyle.

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They have these
bags of vegetables

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that steam right
inside their own bag.

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So, I'll get a glass
of sangria,

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sit down in front
of the TV,

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my bag of vegetables...

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Before you know it,
I'm ready for bed.

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Okay.

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You don't really
toss the dough.

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Try to destroy
the old ways, Gabe.

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I will not let you.

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So, welcome
to my man cave.

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I did my senior year abroad in Japan.
Best year of my life.

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You play?

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I like to create
soundscapes.

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Imagine one instant of a song expanded
to be the size of the universe.

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I can't even do that.

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She's up. Great.

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Cece is reverse cycling,

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which means she sleeps all
day, and she's up all night,

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which basically means I'm up
all day, and I'm up all night.

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And if it doesn't stop soon,
I am gonna be up all night.

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The show's starting.
The show's starting.

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The show's starting.

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Show's starting.

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All right,
let's gather around.

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Who's that?

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Finn.

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Who's that?
Rachel.

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Okay. Which one's Glee?

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You have to stop.

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Where's Michael?
Where's Michael?

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We can't start
without Michael.

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Oh, here he is. Oh, yay,
and let the show begin.

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That's a little loud.

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Well, actually, I think
it's not loud enough. May I?

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Excuse me.
Thank you, sir.

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There you go.
It's Glee, right?

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Rock and roll.

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Turn it up to 11.

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Come on, Michael.

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Spinal cord.

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Some of us are trying
to have a conversation.

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Well, some of us
are trying to...

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I'll just turn
the captions on.

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Well, I will turn
the volume up.

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That's for the other box.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Here's what
we're gonna do.

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Right down the hall
is a bedroom.

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All the real Glee fans
are gonna go down the hall

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to the real Glee
party in the bedroom.

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Follow me

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where we can crank it.

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What's your angle?
That woman.

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She's been in a couple of
episodes of Friday Night Lights.

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You know what?
I'm so confused.

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Is this a Glee watching party or
is this a Glee pausing party?

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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Because we keep stopping it

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to get a history lesson
about television...

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I didn't
know the rules.

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There. It's on, it's on.

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I didn't read
the rule book.

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Hey, Michael.

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Maybe you should try going
in the other room again.

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You can have my seat.
It's closer to the TV.

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It'll seem louder.

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Pam, I have a loaded gun
in my desk at work.

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And if I ever start acting
like that weenie, Gabe,

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I want you to
take that gun,

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and I want you to shoot
me, like, 100 times

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in the groin
till I'm dead, okay?

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You have a gun
in your desk?

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Somewhere.

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Hey. Marantz tube
stereo from the 1970s!

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I respect that.
I respect that a lot.

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The five Chinese
virility herbs.

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No kidding. This is
powdered seahorse.

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They say that 15
Chinese soldiers

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fought off the entire army of
Genghis Khan just using this stuff.

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You know what they say...
No, what?

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What is this,
samurai woodcuts? Yup.

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Pretty erotic.

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Hmm. Yeah.

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Better men than Gabe
have tried to be my boss.

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David got fired.

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Charles got fired.
Jan went crazy.

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Ed Truck, who I liked,
got decapitated.

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Michael.
Yes.

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I find it
absolutely disgraceful

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that no one followed you
in here for your walk-out.

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I took the liberty of making a list of
everyone who didn't follow you in here.

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Jim, Oscar, Creed,

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me, at first... Kelly...
Maybe I should go.

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Are you gonna quiet that
baby or do I have to?

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In the Schrute family, the youngest
child always raises the others.

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I've been raising children
since I was a baby.

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Take a shot.

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Oh, thanks.

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So much Asian stuff!

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I wonder if there's
a guy in China right now

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looking at
a bunch of our stuff.

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Why does Erin
like Gabe?

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Andy, look,

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00:10:01,588 --> 00:10:04,649
all I know is, if I was a
girl and I had to choose

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between a tall
dude who loved Asia

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and a you-looking dude who loved
sweaters and wearing sweaters,

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I'd choose you.

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That's really nice.
Thank you.

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00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:20,172
And I'd blow your mind.

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Jim, what
are you doing?

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It's a commercial break, so I
just wanted to check the scores.

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Flip it back, please.

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Okay.

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00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:43,486
The show's back on.
What happened?

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We were behind.

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Go to the recorded version.

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00:10:46,599 --> 00:10:48,124
Oh, my God.
What song was that?

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00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:49,760
I wasn't recording it.
What?

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00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:51,737
What song was it?

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00:10:51,804 --> 00:10:52,931
Wait, why do you
have to record it?

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Right now is why, Erin.
We're living it.

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Start recording now.
Jim.

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Okay, they did
Blinded by the Light,

251
00:10:59,579 --> 00:11:02,378
and they did it with
an actual blind guy.

252
00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:06,175
Was it worth it, Jim?
'Cause we missed it.

253
00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:10,985
If I could get her sleeping
normally, I would get my life back.

254
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:12,748
That would be nice,
wouldn't it?

255
00:11:13,026 --> 00:11:14,187
I can't even
talk about it.

256
00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:15,794
You know, it's not
really necessary for me

257
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:17,353
to sit here
holding her all night.

258
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:20,830
Just go to Gabe's refrigerator,
get a lump of suet,

259
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,893
or any kind of congealed
animal fat will do, really.

260
00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:26,599
Tie a piece of string to it,
tie the other end to her toe,

261
00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:28,437
pop the suet
in her mouth,

262
00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,305
she'll be happy for hours.

263
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:33,143
I kind of doubt
Gabe has suet.

264
00:11:33,613 --> 00:11:35,639
Really?

265
00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:38,412
Well, then here we are.

266
00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:39,508
Michael.

267
00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:42,751
Gabe is making
the pigs in a blanket,

268
00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:44,723
and he kind of
needs some help,

269
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,885
so he was wondering
if you could help him.

270
00:11:56,436 --> 00:11:59,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Phyllis Vance.

271
00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:06,306
Is that White Diamonds
by Elizabeth Taylor?

272
00:12:06,446 --> 00:12:07,607
You know your perfumes.

273
00:12:08,114 --> 00:12:09,776
My nanny used
to wear that.

274
00:12:09,982 --> 00:12:11,314
I just ate an
entire seahorse.

275
00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:13,978
I have to admit, I did not
think it was gonna work,

276
00:12:14,053 --> 00:12:15,316
but it's totally working.

277
00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:18,255
I feel exactly
like a seahorse.

278
00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:26,355
Look who I found.

279
00:12:26,432 --> 00:12:28,628
Yeah, well, I wasn't
very hard to find.

280
00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,097
Let's go ahead
and wash your hands.

281
00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:36,166
Is this the same dough that
you used for the pizza crust?

282
00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:38,275
Yeah. Waste not, right?

283
00:12:38,444 --> 00:12:40,470
So, these are pizza dogs. These
aren't pigs in a blanket,

284
00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:41,803
per se.

285
00:12:42,815 --> 00:12:44,716
Michael knows everything there
is to know about snacks.

286
00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:45,774
Well.

287
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,411
Gabe was born in 1982.

288
00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,212
He was the longest
baby in the hospital.

289
00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:50,688
He's the longest
baby in this room.

290
00:12:50,923 --> 00:12:53,984
What's the longest thing
you've ever seen?

291
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:55,084
For me, it was the
tail from a jet...

292
00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:56,184
Erin, you don't have to...

293
00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:57,957
Yeah, you know what, Erin,
you do have to. Michael,

294
00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,761
you are making this
harder than it has to be.

295
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,128
That's what she said.

296
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:11,867
Hey.

297
00:13:12,044 --> 00:13:13,239
It's a miracle.

298
00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:15,747
She loves him.

299
00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:18,450
I don't know
about "love."

300
00:13:19,218 --> 00:13:20,277
She loves me.

301
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:24,785
Outside. My car.
Two minutes.

302
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,793
All right. Something's
come up. I gotta go.

303
00:13:28,861 --> 00:13:29,851
No, no, no,
she'll wake up.

304
00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:30,986
No, I have
something to do.

305
00:13:31,097 --> 00:13:33,066
I know what you have to do.
Please stay with Cece.

306
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:38,566
Dwight, I've always considered
us to be very good friends.

307
00:13:38,638 --> 00:13:39,936
Great friends.

308
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,133
Remember your concussion?

309
00:13:41,808 --> 00:13:43,140
I do,

310
00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:44,370
but you married
my worst enemy.

311
00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:46,413
I know. Well, I think
enemy's a strong word,

312
00:13:46,546 --> 00:13:48,344
'cause I think we have a really
charming back-and-forth...

313
00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:49,746
Enough.

314
00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:56,916
I will require beer and
pizza to think this over.

315
00:13:57,156 --> 00:13:58,715
Absolutely.
From Jim.

316
00:13:58,791 --> 00:13:59,781
Well, I don't
think that's...

317
00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:02,226
Do it.

318
00:14:02,762 --> 00:14:03,957
What kind of pizza
would you like?

319
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:06,998
Surprise me. No.

320
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:09,358
Pepperoni.

321
00:14:13,739 --> 00:14:15,765
Okay.

322
00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:17,572
All right.

323
00:14:17,677 --> 00:14:20,374
And the winner is,
by two votes, Sam and...

324
00:14:20,513 --> 00:14:22,482
What's going on?

325
00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:31,353
Hey, Creed.
Do you read Chinese?

326
00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:32,581
Better than English.

327
00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:34,650
What does this say?

328
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:48,663
Hello, UPS, still waiting on that
five minutes with Erin I ordered.

329
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,141
Oh, never mind,
it's here.

330
00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,346
Well, if it isn't
the belle of the ball.

331
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:56,773
You throw
a lovely party, milady.

332
00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:59,378
Are you having
a good time?

333
00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:01,284
Did you wear my favorite
outfit on purpose?

334
00:15:01,354 --> 00:15:02,344
Andy, you look awful.

335
00:15:03,389 --> 00:15:06,052
You're four seasons
in a day.

336
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:10,822
You got the autumn
thing going on.

337
00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:12,763
But if you put on baby...

338
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,393
But if you put
on a blue...

339
00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:24,740
It's springtime
in the Rockies.

340
00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:26,939
Are you all right?
No!

341
00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:29,948
Mmm-mmm.
Insert it in my mouth.

342
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,143
Okay, that's not
gonna make your

343
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:32,913
pizza-eating experience
any better, trust me.

344
00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:33,975
Oh, try me.

345
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:37,046
Jim, just don't think
of it as degrading.

346
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:39,752
Think of it as you happen
to be moving the pizza

347
00:15:40,092 --> 00:15:42,789
six inches this way, and he
happens to be biting it.

348
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,831
I'd prefer for him to
think of it as degrading.

349
00:15:44,897 --> 00:15:45,887
Okay.

350
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:50,865
Crust first.

351
00:15:52,772 --> 00:15:55,799
Okay. Now the beer.

352
00:15:58,477 --> 00:15:59,467
Beer me, Jim.

353
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,783
Gentle.

354
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:08,445
Mmm, mmm.

355
00:16:10,189 --> 00:16:11,851
Now I've got to
go meet Angela.

356
00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:13,790
What? No, wait. You said
you were gonna help us.

357
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,986
I have a legal obligation
to Angela, okay?

358
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,292
She needs to be serviced.

359
00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:19,525
You need to stop talking.
Oh, God.

360
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:20,931
Oh, come on.

361
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,468
Can we stop
the fake prissy act?

362
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:23,525
Join the real world.

363
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,162
Sex contracts exist, okay?

364
00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:26,933
Okay, fine, there
must be some way

365
00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:28,531
to get out of it,
even just for tonight.

366
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,133
Yeah, sure.
Jim can go see her.

367
00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:32,167
Okay. You've been
with a blonde before?

368
00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:33,268
It's the big leagues.

369
00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:34,607
I'm going home,
and I'm taking my baby.

370
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,512
No, no, don't.

371
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:37,675
I will go
talk to Angela.

372
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,348
She is in heat.

373
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:40,477
She will eat
your face off.

374
00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:43,587
The reverse cycling
ends tonight.

375
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,188
A single piece of
pepperoni, please.

376
00:16:48,494 --> 00:16:49,928
I'm not...

377
00:16:57,837 --> 00:16:58,930
What are you doing?

378
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:03,375
I wanted to eat a pig in
a blanket in a blanket.

379
00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:14,045
Are you all right?

380
00:17:15,054 --> 00:17:16,522
Erin likes Gabe.

381
00:17:16,622 --> 00:17:17,885
I know.

382
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,789
I thought you two
were nice together.

383
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,725
Do you think
that they've ever...

384
00:17:21,794 --> 00:17:22,784
Made love?

385
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,161
I don't know.

386
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,830
Well, girls tell each
other things, right?

387
00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:31,237
I'll see what
I can find out.

388
00:17:35,341 --> 00:17:36,331
Where you been?

389
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:38,033
I just went out
for a walk.

390
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:39,642
Cable's out.

391
00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:41,408
What? Really?

392
00:17:41,547 --> 00:17:42,674
That stinks.

393
00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:43,909
It's still on upstairs.

394
00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:47,086
What does that mean? Party's over?
Everybody leaves?

395
00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:48,276
Are you sure?

396
00:17:48,454 --> 00:17:52,789
Hey, Puck and Finn worked it
out, and the solo is now a duet.

397
00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:54,292
Are you kidding me?
No.

398
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,419
Now, that's going on.
Yep.

399
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,290
I can't believe
we're missing that.

400
00:17:58,364 --> 00:18:00,833
Boy, I wish
I could see that.

401
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,201
You know what?
I have an idea.

402
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:04,663
I don't know if
it's gonna work,

403
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:07,070
but let me give
it this... Okay.

404
00:18:07,139 --> 00:18:08,129
I'm gonna
give it a shot.

405
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:10,506
Please, Michael,
just make the Glee happen.

406
00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:11,600
Good luck, Michael.

407
00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:12,975
Erin.

408
00:18:13,045 --> 00:18:15,913
So, how long have you
two been going out now?

409
00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:17,540
Oh, like three months.

410
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,584
I imagine things are
starting to heat up.

411
00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:20,975
I don't know.

412
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:22,578
Of course, you don't
want to rush things.

413
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,648
I mean, the anticipation
can be so exquisite.

414
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:27,926
Bob and I
took our time.

415
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:30,553
The first time we saw each other
naked, we didn't even make love.

416
00:18:30,629 --> 00:18:34,293
We just stared at each other
until we fell asleep.

417
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:35,493
It was magical.

418
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:38,199
I have to go, Phyllis.
Really magical.

419
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,339
Hey in there.
It's me, Pam.

420
00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:43,706
It's not Dwight.
Don't think it's Dwight.

421
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,669
What are you doing here?

422
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,271
I know you and Dwight
have this weird deal.

423
00:18:49,081 --> 00:18:51,277
He sent me out here to see
if you could postpone.

424
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,382
Are you authorized
to do this?

425
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,580
Yes. I have been
so authorized.

426
00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:59,788
Okay, well, tell him that we'll
do this tomorrow night instead.

427
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:01,850
Okay.
Wait, Pam. Pam.

428
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:05,823
How did he seem? You know, like,
did he seem disappointed?

429
00:19:06,465 --> 00:19:08,934
You know, there are
a lot of guys out there

430
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,367
who would just love

431
00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:13,598
and appreciate a woman... You
know what, Pam, just save it.

432
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:19,468
You did this?

433
00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:22,013
No, I was just check...
Yes, I did. Yes. Yes.

434
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:23,071
Why won't you like him?

435
00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:25,118
What is there to like?
He's just...

436
00:19:25,985 --> 00:19:30,616
He's a weird, little,
skeevy guy with no waist.

437
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,351
Why do you care whether
we like him or not?

438
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:34,154
I care if you like him.

439
00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:36,086
Why? I'm not
your father.

440
00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,235
All right.

441
00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:53,506
Okay.
Go to your room.

442
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,170
What?

443
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:56,977
Go to your room,
young lady.

444
00:20:01,453 --> 00:20:03,922
I'm not going
to my room.

445
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:07,116
You listen to me.

446
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,286
You listen good.

447
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:12,388
You are not to see
that boy anymore.

448
00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:13,691
You listen to me.

449
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,758
You are not to
tell me what to do.

450
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,770
As long as you are
living under this roof,

451
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,032
you are going
to do what I say.

452
00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:20,367
I hate your roof.

453
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:21,498
Do not raise
your voice to me.

454
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,439
I'll raise it all I want.
I'll raise the roof.

455
00:20:23,509 --> 00:20:25,307
I will pull
this car over.

456
00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:27,403
I hate it.
I hate your car.

457
00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:29,710
See you, Oscar.

458
00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:35,681
If you break that girl's
heart, I will kill you.

459
00:20:37,056 --> 00:20:38,046
It's just a figure
of speech.

460
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:41,023
But seriously, if you
break that girl's heart,

461
00:20:41,093 --> 00:20:43,858
I will literally kill you
and your entire family.

462
00:20:43,929 --> 00:20:46,296
Gabe, just go
and have fun with Erin,

463
00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:48,266
but not too much fun.

464
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:52,197
That girl's gonna
turn my hair gray.

465
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,299
What happened?

466
00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:59,473
I accidentally
ate some seahorses.

467
00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:01,945
How much?

468
00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:05,275
I don't know.
It's powdered, so...

469
00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:08,250
Like, four or five,
I don't know.

470
00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:10,990
I've got just the thing.

471
00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:20,366
This one is called
"Earthrise on the Moon."

472
00:21:24,536 --> 00:21:26,232
That's so beautiful.

473
00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:37,425
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.