1 00:00:02,723 --> 00:00:04,191 Got it. All right. 2 00:00:04,324 --> 00:00:06,293 Okay, let's go in. I'm freezing. People, wait, wait, wait. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,658 Come back, come back. One fun one. 4 00:00:07,728 --> 00:00:09,026 We're gonna do a fun one. Okay. 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,793 One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go. 6 00:00:11,865 --> 00:00:14,892 Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. 7 00:00:14,968 --> 00:00:16,129 No one's putting this on their fridge. 8 00:00:16,203 --> 00:00:18,263 I got it, you guys, how about this. 9 00:00:18,405 --> 00:00:20,567 Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, 10 00:00:20,741 --> 00:00:21,936 all the girls are on the other. 11 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:24,274 The boys are, like, "Why, I ought to..." 12 00:00:24,378 --> 00:00:26,677 And the girls are, like, "Let's go shopping." 13 00:00:27,481 --> 00:00:29,177 Let's just jump in the air. That's it! 14 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:30,876 That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. 15 00:00:30,951 --> 00:00:32,249 We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go. 16 00:00:32,319 --> 00:00:35,346 Okay, one, two, three. 17 00:00:36,757 --> 00:00:37,781 Not everyone jumped. 18 00:00:37,858 --> 00:00:40,453 Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. 19 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:41,585 Here we go. 20 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,290 One, two, three. 21 00:00:44,464 --> 00:00:46,262 Still some people not jumping. You gotta be kidding me. 22 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,268 Who isn't jumping? I'll tell you who. 23 00:00:48,335 --> 00:00:50,964 Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar. 24 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,062 I am jumping. 25 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,835 You are? Let me see you jump. Yes, I'm jumping. 26 00:00:55,075 --> 00:00:57,306 Oh, my God. This is a store-bought camera. 27 00:00:57,377 --> 00:00:59,209 This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras 28 00:00:59,279 --> 00:01:00,440 that would be able to capture that. 29 00:01:00,514 --> 00:01:01,573 I'm freezing. 30 00:01:01,648 --> 00:01:03,708 Also, Erin is jumping way too early. 31 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:04,978 She's on the ground by "three." 32 00:01:05,052 --> 00:01:06,145 I didn't want to miss it. 33 00:01:06,219 --> 00:01:08,120 Well, if we all jump really high, 34 00:01:08,188 --> 00:01:09,816 we'll be in the air longer. Do that. 35 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:11,381 Here's a question nobody's asking, 36 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:12,858 is this worth it? Don't answer that. 37 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:14,394 People, listen up and listen good. 38 00:01:14,461 --> 00:01:16,555 We need to just get one picture 39 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,656 where we're all in the air at the same time. Yes? 40 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:20,030 Why? I believe in us. 41 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,193 We can do this. 42 00:01:21,268 --> 00:01:23,237 Okay, on three, everyone in the air. 43 00:01:23,637 --> 00:01:26,766 Three, two, one, zero. 44 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,900 Just say "jump." Say the word "jump." 45 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:31,605 We didn't get it. 46 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:39,094 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 47 00:01:57,771 --> 00:01:59,569 I'm the office administrator now, 48 00:02:00,073 --> 00:02:01,974 which means I'm basically being paid 49 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,011 to be head of the party planning committee. 50 00:02:04,277 --> 00:02:07,076 The first thing I did as head, I shut it down. 51 00:02:07,648 --> 00:02:10,743 At its worst it was a toxic political club 52 00:02:10,817 --> 00:02:15,016 used to make others feel miserable and left out. 53 00:02:15,288 --> 00:02:18,053 At its best it planned parties. 54 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:20,954 It hardly looks fake. It's so lush. 55 00:02:21,061 --> 00:02:22,290 Why does it smell real? 56 00:02:24,197 --> 00:02:25,187 Ah! 57 00:02:25,899 --> 00:02:26,889 Good one. 58 00:02:27,801 --> 00:02:31,829 Ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho! 59 00:02:31,905 --> 00:02:34,670 Merry Christmas, little children! 60 00:02:34,741 --> 00:02:35,800 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 61 00:02:35,876 --> 00:02:38,539 - How's everybody doing today? - Good. 62 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:41,146 How's the party coming along? Great. 63 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:43,480 Are we over budget? Nope. 64 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,719 No? Good. 65 00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:48,449 Did anyone get drunk already? 66 00:02:48,555 --> 00:02:50,717 Not yet. Good for you. 67 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:53,625 Angela, lay it on me, what's the problem? 68 00:02:53,894 --> 00:02:55,487 Nothing. Should be fun. 69 00:02:55,562 --> 00:02:59,124 So, Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today? 70 00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:02,031 Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine. 71 00:03:02,703 --> 00:03:05,764 All right, well, I will be in my office 72 00:03:05,839 --> 00:03:08,365 making toys for the good children. 73 00:03:09,676 --> 00:03:11,076 Andy? Yeah? 74 00:03:11,244 --> 00:03:12,678 What you got? 75 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,273 It's all good, Santa. 76 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:15,744 Well, that's a relief. 77 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:18,115 Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. 78 00:03:19,019 --> 00:03:20,749 All right. Good! 79 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,756 My kids are growing up. 80 00:03:22,956 --> 00:03:25,721 As a boss, I look at that and I say, "Great." 81 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:29,627 It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen 82 00:03:29,696 --> 00:03:31,255 because that's what I want. 83 00:03:31,331 --> 00:03:33,300 That's what every boss wants, 84 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:36,928 is a wonderful Christmas with no drama. 85 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,071 It's present time, you guys. 86 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:48,282 Happy holidays from your friends at Sabre. 87 00:03:48,348 --> 00:03:50,476 We just want to say how grateful we are. 88 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,712 Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me 89 00:03:52,786 --> 00:03:54,755 as minority executive trainee. 90 00:03:54,921 --> 00:03:58,119 So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. 91 00:03:58,191 --> 00:04:00,160 And they said, "Oh, yes. Perfect. 92 00:04:00,227 --> 00:04:03,322 "Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do." 93 00:04:04,131 --> 00:04:06,259 It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve. 94 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,699 Hello Kitty's for girls. 95 00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:09,429 Nashua got mp3 players. 96 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:11,165 Yeah, I don't even have a laptop. 97 00:04:11,238 --> 00:04:13,901 I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny 98 00:04:13,974 --> 00:04:15,408 - if I were white. - Wow. 99 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,000 Come on. I said "I wonder." 100 00:04:17,077 --> 00:04:18,670 I didn't say "I think." 101 00:04:18,812 --> 00:04:21,247 Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets. 102 00:04:21,481 --> 00:04:23,074 Blankets? What am I, five? 103 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:25,949 Erin and I make great use of ours. 104 00:04:26,653 --> 00:04:28,645 Yes, Erin and I are still dating. 105 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,985 Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating? 106 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,851 I'll take one of those pink pouches. 107 00:04:35,162 --> 00:04:37,791 I feel good today. My little girl Jada? 108 00:04:37,864 --> 00:04:40,424 It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. 109 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:43,163 Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. 110 00:04:43,236 --> 00:04:44,670 I've TiVoed her favorite shows, 111 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:46,273 some things I've never heard of. 112 00:04:46,506 --> 00:04:47,906 ICarly... 113 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:50,668 You know who's funny on that show? 114 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:53,210 The friend with the video camera. 115 00:04:53,613 --> 00:04:55,411 He's got a nice way of talking. 116 00:04:58,785 --> 00:05:00,549 Hey, it's snowing. 117 00:05:02,189 --> 00:05:03,316 Oh, my God! 118 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:06,087 It's the first snowfall of Christmas. 119 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:09,092 Is that just so magical for you, little girl? 120 00:05:09,162 --> 00:05:10,824 Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, 121 00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:14,459 and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? 122 00:05:15,168 --> 00:05:16,227 It's not even a real snow. 123 00:05:16,303 --> 00:05:18,704 Look, it's a dusting. It's pitiful. 124 00:05:28,782 --> 00:05:30,148 Hey, Dwight. 125 00:05:33,053 --> 00:05:34,077 Yes! 126 00:05:34,588 --> 00:05:37,080 Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here! 127 00:05:37,357 --> 00:05:40,953 Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right? 128 00:05:41,027 --> 00:05:43,553 Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You could have killed me! 129 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:45,030 Don't be such a baby. 130 00:05:45,098 --> 00:05:46,794 Yeah, who's a little girl now? 131 00:05:50,637 --> 00:05:52,071 You apologize to me right now. 132 00:05:52,138 --> 00:05:53,333 You've got something on your nose. 133 00:05:53,406 --> 00:05:55,102 You apologize right now. 134 00:05:55,308 --> 00:05:57,174 No. Very well, 135 00:05:57,477 --> 00:05:59,708 then I challenge you to a snowball fight 136 00:05:59,913 --> 00:06:02,144 on the first real snow of winter. 137 00:06:04,818 --> 00:06:06,047 You got it. 138 00:06:06,119 --> 00:06:08,884 That sounds awesome. Can we all do it? 139 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,685 No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. 140 00:06:10,857 --> 00:06:12,223 It's not fun. Go get your own thing. 141 00:06:12,425 --> 00:06:13,484 Beat it. 142 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:19,460 Jim, let go. 143 00:06:24,404 --> 00:06:28,398 Angela, are you bringing your new boyfriend to the party? 144 00:06:28,775 --> 00:06:30,368 I wouldn't subject Robert to that. 145 00:06:30,443 --> 00:06:32,435 He's a very busy senator. 146 00:06:32,512 --> 00:06:33,775 State senator. 147 00:06:34,381 --> 00:06:36,748 I would not expect you to know what it's like 148 00:06:36,816 --> 00:06:38,216 to date someone in the public arena. 149 00:06:38,919 --> 00:06:40,581 Who are you dating in the public arena? 150 00:06:40,854 --> 00:06:43,380 The senator. Oh, right. 151 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,752 The state senator. 152 00:06:45,825 --> 00:06:48,852 We went to a picnic thrown by the comptroller's wife. 153 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:51,692 Oh. That would be impressive 154 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:55,133 if anyone knew what a comptroller was. 155 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:57,698 Well... 156 00:06:57,938 --> 00:07:00,635 Do you have any idea how many photographers there are 157 00:07:00,707 --> 00:07:02,539 at a ribbon-cutting ceremony? 158 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:05,135 I do. Two. 159 00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:07,142 "Angela... Over here." 160 00:07:07,213 --> 00:07:09,876 "Angela... Here. Look here!" 161 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:13,316 Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone 162 00:07:13,386 --> 00:07:15,378 that an office party is just that... 163 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:16,650 Yeah! A party. 164 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:19,118 It's not an excuse to get really drunk 165 00:07:19,192 --> 00:07:22,321 or confront someone or have a cathartic experience 166 00:07:22,395 --> 00:07:23,727 - of any kind. - Pam? 167 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,321 Pam? Pam? 168 00:07:25,565 --> 00:07:27,864 Wow, there are questions to that. Okay. 169 00:07:29,469 --> 00:07:30,960 You know what, no questions. 170 00:07:31,037 --> 00:07:34,633 Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement. 171 00:07:36,776 --> 00:07:38,335 Hi, guys. Hi. 172 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:40,403 I just wanted to let you know 173 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,278 that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week. 174 00:07:42,349 --> 00:07:43,578 Because you've been on the lam? 175 00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:45,879 Because the boring police have been after you, 176 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:46,942 and they finally caught up with you? 177 00:07:47,087 --> 00:07:48,077 No, the opposite. 178 00:07:48,154 --> 00:07:52,353 I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case. 179 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:57,022 Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. 180 00:07:57,197 --> 00:07:59,325 And the verdict, it was Toby. 181 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:02,267 And the sentence, death. Death to Toby! 182 00:08:02,702 --> 00:08:03,761 Death to Toby! 183 00:08:03,837 --> 00:08:05,829 Okay, that's hurtful talk. We've talked about that. 184 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,635 You know, I don't interrupt your announcements. 185 00:08:07,707 --> 00:08:10,006 You leave these huge pauses in your sentences. 186 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:11,135 What do you expect me to do? 187 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:12,440 What's the case, Toby? 188 00:08:12,512 --> 00:08:13,605 Well, I really can't talk about it, 189 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,875 but it's a very high-profile case. 190 00:08:14,948 --> 00:08:16,382 Is it criminal? Yes. 191 00:08:16,549 --> 00:08:18,017 Have we heard of it? I don't know. 192 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:19,746 Is it the middle school teacher who tried 193 00:08:19,819 --> 00:08:21,720 to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave? 194 00:08:21,788 --> 00:08:23,723 Come on. Was it the post office guy 195 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:25,156 who rubbed his penis all over the mail? 196 00:08:25,225 --> 00:08:27,353 Guys, it's a really big deal. 197 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:29,328 He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck! 198 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:30,489 He's rubbing his neck. 199 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:31,723 Scranton Strangler! 200 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,931 I can neither confirm nor deny this. 201 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:38,199 Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty. 202 00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:43,838 That was the worst joke ever. 203 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:46,709 Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place. 204 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:48,305 Okay, good-bye. Good-bye. 205 00:08:48,381 --> 00:08:50,077 Holly Flax. She comes from the Nashua branch. 206 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,448 What? What? Yeah. 207 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,608 She'll be starting next week. 208 00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:53,812 If you have any questions about 209 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:54,946 the transition, just let me know. 210 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:56,580 Hold on, Holly's coming back here? 211 00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:58,352 Yeah. Guys, who's Holly? 212 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:00,289 That is a great question, Erin. 213 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,388 How do you describe somebody who is at the same time 214 00:09:04,998 --> 00:09:07,866 an old friend, and was a lover. 215 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:12,801 And was a complicated part of my past, 216 00:09:12,872 --> 00:09:14,807 and maybe, just maybe 217 00:09:14,874 --> 00:09:16,399 a part of my future? Wow. 218 00:09:16,476 --> 00:09:17,808 She's one sassy black lady. 219 00:09:17,911 --> 00:09:21,177 Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party. 220 00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:22,977 I'm not sure the temporary replacement 221 00:09:23,049 --> 00:09:24,711 of an HR rep really warrants a party. 222 00:09:24,784 --> 00:09:27,583 You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. 223 00:09:27,821 --> 00:09:30,120 This is too important. Cancel this one. 224 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,216 Dwight, get rid of the tree. Okay. 225 00:09:32,392 --> 00:09:33,758 Cancel. We're canceling it. 226 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:34,817 No, don't throw them out! 227 00:09:34,961 --> 00:09:35,951 No, we have to cancel the party. 228 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,019 We can save that! No, no, no. 229 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,929 We're gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new. 230 00:09:38,998 --> 00:09:40,227 I know. These cookies are fine! 231 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,633 It's not. They're not. Michael, wait. 232 00:09:42,702 --> 00:09:43,863 We don't have... 233 00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:45,929 We don't have the budget for another party. 234 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:47,940 Well, then, everybody will chip in. It'll be fine. 235 00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:50,875 I honestly think you're idealizing people here again, Michael. 236 00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:52,378 I don't think that's gonna happen. You know what, 237 00:09:52,445 --> 00:09:54,380 I'll pay for it. I'll pay for the party. It doesn't matter. 238 00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:57,178 This is way too important. People, Holly's coming back, 239 00:09:57,317 --> 00:09:59,616 and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. 240 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,450 So back to work. 241 00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:05,117 Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! 242 00:10:05,592 --> 00:10:07,993 I was after corporate constantly. 243 00:10:08,094 --> 00:10:11,087 I emailed Jo. I wrote letters. 244 00:10:11,164 --> 00:10:15,363 And you know who I end up owing this to, is the Scranton Strangler. 245 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:18,894 Thank you. Thank you, Scranton Strangler. I love you! 246 00:10:19,372 --> 00:10:22,274 You just took one more person's breath away. 247 00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:32,151 We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, 248 00:10:32,218 --> 00:10:33,982 but they've never been cool. 249 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:37,281 The name is Bond. Santa Bond. 250 00:10:37,824 --> 00:10:39,918 I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. 251 00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:42,459 Classic Brosnan. 252 00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:45,891 Santa. Wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. 253 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,230 Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. 254 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:50,428 But that is a myth, because you know what, 255 00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:53,234 he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. 256 00:10:53,406 --> 00:10:54,931 He's not necessarily an old guy. 257 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:57,773 No one knows what the real Santa Claus... God! 258 00:10:57,844 --> 00:11:00,473 Could you just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking? 259 00:11:00,547 --> 00:11:02,277 Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. 260 00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:04,214 It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be... 261 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:07,379 You know what, the food is going to be austere. 262 00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:10,186 It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. 263 00:11:10,256 --> 00:11:12,816 It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. 264 00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:14,952 It's gonna be a cool, sleek Santa. 265 00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:16,528 Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. 266 00:11:16,596 --> 00:11:17,962 Okay. Sure. I'll invite him. 267 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:19,192 I mean, unless there's any chance 268 00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:20,528 there could be press at this party. 269 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,863 You never know about the press. 270 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:24,268 Well, I only ask because he's a senator. 271 00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:25,805 Could he help us with some parking tickets? 272 00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:26,965 I don't think that's appropriate. 273 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,235 Well, then he's not a senator. 274 00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,833 Yes, he is. Okay. 275 00:11:31,978 --> 00:11:33,207 Hey. Hey. 276 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,542 We still doing the gifts today? 277 00:11:35,081 --> 00:11:36,709 I mean, it is the Christmas party. 278 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:39,010 Well, the classy Christmas party. Yes. 279 00:11:39,118 --> 00:11:41,587 But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year. 280 00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:43,748 Me neither. Okay. 281 00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:47,850 I've been working forever on Jim's present. 282 00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:50,590 He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. 283 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,631 He'll take a memory or a private joke, 284 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:57,228 and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. 285 00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:59,898 So this year I made him something. 286 00:12:00,707 --> 00:12:02,198 A comic book. 287 00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:05,207 It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper salesman 288 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:06,746 who, while riding his bike through the forest, 289 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,941 is bitten by a radioactive bear 290 00:12:09,015 --> 00:12:12,213 and becomes "Bear Man." Wreaks havoc on the office. 291 00:12:12,285 --> 00:12:13,981 It's really good. 292 00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:29,633 Okay. 293 00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:38,243 No, no, no, no! Fake tree. No! 294 00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:40,439 No, it has the little... Pam, no, no. 295 00:12:40,513 --> 00:12:42,004 Holly's coming from New Hampshire. 296 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:44,710 Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. 297 00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:48,277 No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. 298 00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:50,214 Take some money. Thank you. 299 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,781 Hi, I'm looking for Michael Scott. 300 00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:53,449 Yes, that's me. Come on in. 301 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:59,922 There's nothing classier than boring jazz music, 302 00:12:59,999 --> 00:13:01,399 I am here to tell you. 303 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,095 And I made a bit of a judgment call. 304 00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:05,297 I hired one musician, because I thought, 305 00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:08,034 "What's better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, 306 00:13:08,107 --> 00:13:10,099 "or one bassist for the entire day?" 307 00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:19,278 Hey, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree? 308 00:13:19,352 --> 00:13:22,015 I would, but I don't want to get dirty. 309 00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:24,052 There might be girls at the party. 310 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:26,386 Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? 311 00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:29,122 No one invited girls. It's just us. 312 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:32,655 I will help. Although my brid, my hybrid, 313 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:35,166 my Prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. 314 00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:38,199 Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves 315 00:13:38,404 --> 00:13:39,997 - on a daily basis. - Yeah. 316 00:13:40,106 --> 00:13:44,066 I do, however, have a hookup with a dude who has a pickup. 317 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:46,236 Do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. 318 00:13:46,312 --> 00:13:47,473 I'll ask him. You know Darryl? 319 00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:49,675 Yeah. He works here. We all know him. 320 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:53,015 I should come along, just 'cause he's my, you know, he's my hookup. 321 00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:54,143 Cool. 322 00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:55,916 Come on, now, Justine, look. 323 00:13:56,823 --> 00:13:59,054 Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? 324 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,685 You cannot do this, Justine. I'm not doing it! 325 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,593 She told me she wants to have Christmas here. 326 00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:04,995 She did? Yes. 327 00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,431 She wants to be around family for Christmas. 328 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,490 I don't know. 329 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,337 I thought I was enough family for my daughter. 330 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:16,575 Don't come in, I'm busy. 331 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,177 It's cool, Darryl, I'm here, too. 332 00:14:18,277 --> 00:14:19,939 Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. 333 00:14:20,012 --> 00:14:21,810 It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, 334 00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,873 and we're hoping we could borrow your truck. 335 00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,343 Uh. No. Come on, it'll be fun. 336 00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:28,547 We could do donuts in the snow on the way back. 337 00:14:28,621 --> 00:14:31,216 No. Thank you for your interest in my truck. 338 00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:34,855 Okay. Sorry. We'll leave you alone. 339 00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:37,659 Hey. 340 00:14:38,564 --> 00:14:41,329 You know what? I could use a breath of fresh air. 341 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,300 Let's do it. 342 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,999 When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her. 343 00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,237 I've looked her up online. There's nothing about her. 344 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,710 She's made no impression on the Internet. 345 00:14:52,779 --> 00:14:54,873 She doesn't need an Internet presence. You just know. 346 00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:57,875 Hey. 347 00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,179 What the hell are you doing here? 348 00:14:59,318 --> 00:15:00,581 You're supposed to be in the courthouse. 349 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,815 We're on recess. I came for the party. 350 00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,516 - Hey, everyone. - Hi, Toby. 351 00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:06,852 What does the Strangler look like? 352 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:09,359 Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings. 353 00:15:09,429 --> 00:15:10,522 Yeah. That scowl. 354 00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:13,896 I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury. 355 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:16,060 And then he will come back here and replace Holly, 356 00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:17,728 so stop asking him questions. 357 00:15:17,804 --> 00:15:19,898 I know people are only this excited to talk to me 358 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:21,600 because of the trial. 359 00:15:21,774 --> 00:15:24,676 But they talk to me for a while, 360 00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:27,441 and maybe people realize I have something to say. 361 00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:32,651 And then one day, we're just talking. 362 00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:42,290 You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute. 363 00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:43,454 Please leave... 364 00:15:57,777 --> 00:15:59,143 Stop! 365 00:16:05,852 --> 00:16:08,048 I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. 366 00:16:08,321 --> 00:16:10,313 But I think it was worth it. 367 00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,062 I was laying on the ground, defenseless, 368 00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:23,500 and he just kept throwing them until he exhausted himself. 369 00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:25,764 And, then... 370 00:16:26,305 --> 00:16:29,275 "How about icing it? LOL. Dwight." 371 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:38,042 - Hi. - Hello. 372 00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:40,677 Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please? 373 00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:42,319 I'm really sorry, I can't help you. 374 00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,357 I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive. 375 00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:46,255 There she is. 376 00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:47,887 Hey. 377 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,924 Erin, would you help her, for God's sake? 378 00:16:51,464 --> 00:16:54,593 You're Holly! Of course. Sorry. 379 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:58,933 Hello. 380 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,767 Well, well, well, 381 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,639 if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard. 382 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,408 Well, I never thought I'd see your face 383 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,676 around these parts, you old bastard! 384 00:17:09,749 --> 00:17:12,275 Well, I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard. 385 00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,887 Why, you're some sort of wise guy, huh? 386 00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,388 I most certainly am. 387 00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:17,479 Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk... 388 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,556 D'oh! Oh, Homey. 389 00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:23,391 Okay. Holly's back. 390 00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:26,859 Hi. Hi. 391 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:30,366 Oh, huggy monster! 392 00:17:30,436 --> 00:17:32,428 Oh, not the huggy monster! 393 00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:34,201 I don't want to die! I don't want to die! 394 00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:35,866 I don't want to die! 395 00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:40,142 Wow. Well, everybody, 396 00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:41,908 you remember Holly. Hi. 397 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,745 Did you bring us anything from Nashua? 398 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:46,351 Oh, yeah. I brought some maple candy. 399 00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:49,218 But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, 400 00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:50,347 and I ate some of them. 401 00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:51,548 That's adorable. 402 00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:53,286 Would you put those out? To throw out? 403 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:55,590 Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone? 404 00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,220 Oh, it's so nice to be back. 405 00:17:57,296 --> 00:17:59,822 It looks beautiful in here. Super-classy. 406 00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:01,991 It's like a party for limousine drivers. 407 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,970 Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party. 408 00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:07,438 It's fabulous. I love what you did! 409 00:18:07,506 --> 00:18:08,804 Isn't it wonderful? 410 00:18:08,874 --> 00:18:11,070 We love it here. Don't you love it? 411 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:13,442 All right, let me show you to your desk. 412 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,572 I show you to your desk! 413 00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,913 - Watch out for my guns. - They're both loaded. 414 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:21,045 What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter? 415 00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:25,451 This is weird. I can't believe you're here. 416 00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:26,924 This feels like you never left. Doesn't it? 417 00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:28,459 Yeah, kind of. Yeah. 418 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:33,363 Oh, God. Oh, and you have a Woody. 419 00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:38,068 Oh, I love... A.J. gave me that. 420 00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,636 Well, that's understandable. Still raw. 421 00:18:43,109 --> 00:18:44,805 Woody your favorite character? Mmm-hmm. 422 00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:46,778 You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? 423 00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:48,474 Andy's mom. Why? 424 00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:50,209 Because without Andy's mom, there's no plot. 425 00:18:50,282 --> 00:18:52,376 And without any plot, there is no movie. 426 00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:54,985 That is a really good point. 427 00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:58,081 A.J. said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies. 428 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,749 You're kidding me. No. I know. 429 00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:01,919 I'm like, "What? Are you serious?" 430 00:19:01,994 --> 00:19:03,860 What a douche bag! Get a life! 431 00:19:04,096 --> 00:19:06,224 Get a... Yeah, good riddance. 432 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:09,059 We sat down and we watched them all in one day. 433 00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:11,161 Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever. 434 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,466 Good for him. 435 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,302 Next day I found him in my bed. 436 00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:16,740 Really? That's creepy. 437 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,243 How did A.J. get in your house? 438 00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:19,879 We live together. 439 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,542 Oh, you do? 440 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:26,710 He had a little note pinned to him that said, "You've got a friend in me." 441 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:34,260 Yeah, Randy Newman's the best. Yeah. 442 00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,591 I love him. Me, too. 443 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,961 Christmas tree, Christmas tree 444 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:44,094 Won't you be my Christmas tree? 445 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:45,638 Hey, how about this one? 446 00:19:46,072 --> 00:19:48,200 Ah! Seems a little full of itself, right? 447 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,298 Kind of a pretty boy. 448 00:19:49,675 --> 00:19:52,474 What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown, 449 00:19:52,578 --> 00:19:54,171 and we just loved it for what it is? 450 00:19:54,246 --> 00:19:55,270 Maybe. I mean... 451 00:19:55,347 --> 00:19:57,816 No, she be talking to your mom or something. 452 00:19:57,883 --> 00:19:59,909 This is my daughter too, Justine! 453 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,120 You seem to think... 454 00:20:05,491 --> 00:20:07,551 Pick a damn tree already. 455 00:20:08,861 --> 00:20:10,727 Hey, listen, Darryl, it's none of my business, 456 00:20:10,796 --> 00:20:14,289 but if I couldn't have Cece for Christmas, I'd be really upset, too. 457 00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:17,632 I don't have kids or anything, 458 00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:21,737 but if my grandmother ever dies, I'm going to kill myself. 459 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,609 Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. 460 00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:27,337 She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. 461 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,210 How could she say that? 462 00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:32,217 You know, I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents. 463 00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:35,918 Well, Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents. 464 00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:37,417 Her mom wants me to take her to mass. 465 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:38,685 I guess that's something to do. 466 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:42,195 No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. 467 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:44,492 You should be associated with the fun parts of Christmas. 468 00:20:44,764 --> 00:20:46,130 How do I do that? 469 00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:47,958 Bring her to the party. 470 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,730 Yeah, we'll have Santa, and we'll play games with her. 471 00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:52,635 It'll be a lot of fun. Yes! 472 00:20:52,738 --> 00:20:55,537 You'll be Mr. Christmas by the end of the night. 473 00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,769 Hey, guys, the tree's here. Hey. 474 00:20:59,979 --> 00:21:02,312 Nobody hug me. I'm covered in tree sap, so... 475 00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:04,543 Why would someone hug you? 476 00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:06,779 Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. 477 00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:09,287 I'm Santa Claus. Welcome. 478 00:21:09,455 --> 00:21:10,479 Are you serious? 479 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,691 It's a sophisticated take. 480 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,018 He doesn't look like Santa Claus. 481 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,355 No, he doesn't. 482 00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:19,528 I told her Santa would be here. 483 00:21:19,598 --> 00:21:21,567 Yeah, well, I was told that Holly would be here, 484 00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:22,829 single and ready to date. 485 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:23,961 And we all got misled. 486 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:25,162 Who told you that? 487 00:21:25,304 --> 00:21:28,934 Nora Ephron, in every romantic comedy ever made. 488 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,268 So is it an open relationship? 489 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:33,135 Oh, God, no. 490 00:21:33,312 --> 00:21:35,508 Well, you're almost 40. Oh, do you not want kids? 491 00:21:35,581 --> 00:21:38,608 Oh, I want kids. I really want kids. 492 00:21:38,684 --> 00:21:40,880 But A.J. and I are practically engaged. 493 00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:43,112 We talk about spending our lives together. 494 00:21:43,189 --> 00:21:44,248 So where's the ring? 495 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,483 Kelly! 496 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,555 How are you adjusting to the move? 497 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:48,753 Nobody cares about that. 498 00:21:48,828 --> 00:21:51,662 Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb. 499 00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:53,926 You guys, I don't think any of us 500 00:21:53,999 --> 00:21:55,968 are really qualified to be giving Holly 501 00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:57,663 personal advice about her love life. 502 00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:00,570 Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position 503 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:02,733 to be shooing guys away. 504 00:22:04,009 --> 00:22:06,478 I don't get it. I'm sorry. 505 00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:08,480 I just... I don't get it. 506 00:22:09,348 --> 00:22:10,816 Okay, listen, 507 00:22:11,884 --> 00:22:15,616 I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, 508 00:22:15,688 --> 00:22:16,678 we're over. 509 00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:19,888 Wow, an ultimatum. Yeah. 510 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,158 It doesn't really seem like you. 511 00:22:22,261 --> 00:22:24,821 That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. 512 00:22:24,897 --> 00:22:26,763 Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore 513 00:22:26,832 --> 00:22:28,528 unless I threaten to kill myself. 514 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,142 Don't... Stop. Dwight! 515 00:22:43,515 --> 00:22:46,713 Dwight, stop! Oh, no. Oh, no! 516 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:48,378 Stop! Oh, no. 517 00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:50,752 Yes, taste my wrath! Okay. Okay... 518 00:22:50,823 --> 00:22:52,052 You like that? Seriously! 519 00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:53,887 Okay. Okay. 520 00:22:57,363 --> 00:23:00,128 Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. 521 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:06,104 You never know when you're gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone. 522 00:23:06,906 --> 00:23:08,875 I just want it to stop. 523 00:23:09,742 --> 00:23:11,233 So cool, right? 524 00:23:11,343 --> 00:23:13,812 There's no connection between the origin story and the quest. 525 00:23:13,879 --> 00:23:14,869 Okay. 526 00:23:14,947 --> 00:23:16,438 We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was 527 00:23:16,515 --> 00:23:17,778 before he was bitten by the bear. 528 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:19,876 Otherwise it's the bear's quest. 529 00:23:20,152 --> 00:23:22,587 Okay, well, I just sort of meant, like, cute, right? 530 00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:23,814 Well, did you come here for help, 531 00:23:23,889 --> 00:23:25,619 or did you come here for me to tell you how great it is? 532 00:23:25,858 --> 00:23:27,486 I mean, help, if it's something simple, 533 00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:29,687 like add page numbers or laminate it or... 534 00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:32,391 It sounds like you know what you want. 535 00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:34,797 It's also a little derivative of a serial called Bear Man. 536 00:23:34,867 --> 00:23:35,891 Did you look that up? 537 00:23:35,968 --> 00:23:36,958 No. Okay. 538 00:23:38,904 --> 00:23:40,395 Oh, Jim. Hey. Hey, Toby. 539 00:23:40,472 --> 00:23:43,874 There's this female stenographer at the courthouse... 540 00:23:43,943 --> 00:23:45,377 No way. Who looks exactly like you. 541 00:23:45,444 --> 00:23:47,140 That's incredible. Yeah. No, it's uncanny. 542 00:23:47,212 --> 00:23:49,807 You know what's crazy? I can't reconnect with you right now. 543 00:23:49,882 --> 00:23:51,748 Hold on one second. 544 00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:57,783 Excuse me. 545 00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:15,038 I guess there are just some people 546 00:24:15,107 --> 00:24:17,201 who you stay together with when you transfer, 547 00:24:17,276 --> 00:24:18,676 and some people you don't. 548 00:24:18,744 --> 00:24:20,235 And that's just the way it is. 549 00:24:23,148 --> 00:24:24,912 And I can be mature about that. 550 00:24:35,828 --> 00:24:38,855 It's so cold. Even with my coat on. 551 00:24:39,064 --> 00:24:41,590 Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car 552 00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:43,202 for screwing Americans. 553 00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:46,670 Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy. 554 00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:48,440 You guys, this has to stop. 555 00:24:48,507 --> 00:24:49,873 Someone could have really gotten hurt. 556 00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:53,242 What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? 557 00:24:53,312 --> 00:24:54,780 You know what would have happened? 558 00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:57,009 The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. 559 00:24:57,182 --> 00:24:59,276 And, yes, it might have been funny, 560 00:24:59,351 --> 00:25:01,650 but it also would have been incredibly tragic. 561 00:25:01,754 --> 00:25:02,813 I could not agree more. 562 00:25:02,888 --> 00:25:05,687 And I just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim 563 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,454 for acute psychological distress. 564 00:25:07,526 --> 00:25:10,519 What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me. 565 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:13,623 With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? 566 00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:15,461 No. I thought we were just playing. 567 00:25:15,534 --> 00:25:16,593 Dwight's right. 568 00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:19,695 What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. 569 00:25:19,772 --> 00:25:21,331 I'm really surprised at you guys. 570 00:25:21,473 --> 00:25:23,806 Last time I was here, you were both best friends. 571 00:25:27,413 --> 00:25:30,679 All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. 572 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,276 You see this on my desk? 573 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:36,646 You know who gave me this? 574 00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:38,953 My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City. 575 00:25:39,024 --> 00:25:40,287 Wait, what girlfriend? 576 00:25:40,426 --> 00:25:41,689 I haven't told you about her. 577 00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,861 I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit. 578 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:47,229 I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. 579 00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:48,767 I think that's pretty interesting. 580 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:51,599 But you know what, I am not on trial here, the Scranton Strangler is. 581 00:25:51,670 --> 00:25:53,502 So anyway, we have this great weekend, 582 00:25:53,572 --> 00:25:55,234 and she drives me to the airport, 583 00:25:55,307 --> 00:25:59,074 and we get to JFK, but I'm flying out of La Guardia. 584 00:25:59,144 --> 00:26:00,840 So we laugh and laugh and laugh, 585 00:26:00,913 --> 00:26:02,176 and then we spend the rest of the day 586 00:26:02,247 --> 00:26:04,739 walking around slo-mo drinking latte. 587 00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:07,685 And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, 588 00:26:07,753 --> 00:26:10,723 "Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab." 589 00:26:12,257 --> 00:26:13,589 I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 590 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,560 I do. She is. 591 00:26:15,627 --> 00:26:18,187 Did you see her face? 592 00:26:18,997 --> 00:26:22,525 Well, it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex 593 00:26:22,601 --> 00:26:25,537 that still has feelings for Michael G. Scott. 594 00:26:25,804 --> 00:26:27,773 And it ain't Tara. 595 00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:30,933 So you went homemade this year. 596 00:26:31,009 --> 00:26:32,500 Yep. Yeah. 597 00:26:33,178 --> 00:26:35,306 Money problems. Is that what this is about? 598 00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:37,945 I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out. 599 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:40,986 No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. 600 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,884 I just wanted to get your opinion. 601 00:26:43,455 --> 00:26:44,821 Are you good at homemade? 602 00:26:45,124 --> 00:26:46,114 Look at this. 603 00:26:46,925 --> 00:26:48,223 Yeah. 604 00:26:53,499 --> 00:26:54,728 Who did this? 605 00:26:56,768 --> 00:26:58,100 It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, 606 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:00,765 but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving. 607 00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:03,434 Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you. 608 00:27:03,509 --> 00:27:05,273 That's not true. 609 00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:07,006 I don't know her enough to make a decision even. 610 00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:08,843 What happened? What happened? 611 00:27:09,381 --> 00:27:10,679 Toby, what did you do? 612 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:13,779 I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting. 613 00:27:13,952 --> 00:27:16,444 No, I would never ever do anything like that. 614 00:27:16,522 --> 00:27:18,320 But it does seem like something you would do. 615 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,188 Oh, really? Turn it on me. 616 00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,758 Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much. 617 00:27:22,828 --> 00:27:24,660 Wait, wait, guys, listen. 618 00:27:25,197 --> 00:27:29,897 Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. 619 00:27:30,369 --> 00:27:32,838 You don't think... It's not possible 620 00:27:33,772 --> 00:27:36,332 that Woody did this to himself? 621 00:27:36,642 --> 00:27:37,837 It is Christmas. 622 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:40,277 No, it really seems like something Michael would do. 623 00:27:40,379 --> 00:27:43,816 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. Well, the fact that you would think that 624 00:27:43,882 --> 00:27:46,647 points to the possibility that it is probably not me. 625 00:27:47,019 --> 00:27:48,180 And that I have been framed. 626 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,481 Why would anyone frame you for that? 627 00:27:49,555 --> 00:27:51,285 Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting 628 00:27:51,356 --> 00:27:53,825 this whole "Woody came to life" thing so quickly? 629 00:27:59,131 --> 00:28:01,430 Surprise! It was part of the party. 630 00:28:02,301 --> 00:28:03,667 Pretty funny, huh? 631 00:28:03,802 --> 00:28:05,202 You think this is funny? 632 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:07,629 I don't. 633 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,176 But someday I think we will laugh about this. 634 00:28:11,243 --> 00:28:13,178 When we tell our kids... Yikes. 635 00:28:13,679 --> 00:28:16,547 Oh, my God. All right! Shh! 636 00:28:17,349 --> 00:28:18,715 Okay. You know what, 637 00:28:18,817 --> 00:28:21,150 Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. 638 00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:25,555 An accident borne of jealous feelings. 639 00:28:26,058 --> 00:28:27,993 Michael, you have to let this go. 640 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,791 I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore. 641 00:28:30,996 --> 00:28:32,055 Oh, really? 642 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:34,190 Well, you certainly seemed jealous 643 00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:36,428 when I told you about my fake girlfriend. 644 00:28:36,501 --> 00:28:37,833 That's what Jim and Dwight thought. 645 00:28:37,903 --> 00:28:40,429 Okay, hey, hey, hey... No, fake girlfriends are always wrong. 646 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:43,498 You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? 647 00:28:43,575 --> 00:28:45,669 And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? 648 00:28:45,744 --> 00:28:46,973 What is the matter with you? 649 00:28:48,981 --> 00:28:52,748 When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, 650 00:28:52,851 --> 00:28:56,344 you said, "Michael, I love you, but I can't do this." 651 00:28:56,922 --> 00:28:59,756 But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem 652 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,487 with a long-distance relationship, do you? 653 00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:03,793 And you know what, 654 00:29:04,429 --> 00:29:07,092 that is what is the matter with me. 655 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:12,534 Michael, I'm sorry... And we did this whole stupid party for you. 656 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:18,601 No. 657 00:29:23,782 --> 00:29:25,614 You guys, it wasn't my fault. 658 00:29:25,817 --> 00:29:28,116 Nothing is ever your fault. 659 00:29:28,654 --> 00:29:34,218 Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us! 660 00:29:39,464 --> 00:29:41,365 I really think you're better off. 661 00:29:42,501 --> 00:29:45,869 Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please? 662 00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:46,996 Yeah. 663 00:29:49,374 --> 00:29:51,775 Is she an amazing cook or something? 664 00:30:03,922 --> 00:30:06,790 "Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately? 665 00:30:07,225 --> 00:30:09,251 "Love, Swiss cheese." 666 00:30:15,534 --> 00:30:16,627 Damn it, Dwight! 667 00:30:17,436 --> 00:30:19,029 Didn't think your affectionate nicknames 668 00:30:19,104 --> 00:30:21,437 would be your undoing, did you, Jim? 669 00:30:21,506 --> 00:30:22,838 Let that be a lesson to you all. 670 00:30:26,578 --> 00:30:28,809 So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out? 671 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,246 No, they bring it in. 672 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,010 You lucky son of a bitch. 673 00:30:33,118 --> 00:30:35,451 I have been trying to get on jury duty 674 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,013 every single year since I was 18 years old. 675 00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:43,787 To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people 676 00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:45,854 while my lunch is paid for... 677 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,867 That is the life. 678 00:30:49,868 --> 00:30:52,030 Daddy, I'm bored. 679 00:30:52,104 --> 00:30:54,471 Can I read my book in your office? 680 00:30:54,673 --> 00:30:56,505 Sure, sweetie. 681 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:04,382 Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. 682 00:31:04,516 --> 00:31:06,985 A Grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree 683 00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:09,044 and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. 684 00:31:09,287 --> 00:31:11,085 You want to go help me find him? 685 00:31:18,096 --> 00:31:20,088 Oh, my goodness. 686 00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:33,570 I am the mean old Grinch. 687 00:31:33,779 --> 00:31:38,308 The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star 688 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:43,647 must first succeed at these challenges. 689 00:31:43,755 --> 00:31:47,886 That sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old Grinch. 690 00:31:47,959 --> 00:31:50,485 What kind of challenges? 691 00:31:50,562 --> 00:31:53,430 Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch? 692 00:31:53,498 --> 00:31:58,835 No. You must answer topical political questions. 693 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:04,769 How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? 694 00:32:05,110 --> 00:32:08,911 And what other state has the equal number? 695 00:32:09,815 --> 00:32:10,908 I don't know. 696 00:32:10,982 --> 00:32:12,541 Do you know the other state? 697 00:32:12,684 --> 00:32:16,348 Maybe the Grinch hid the Christmas star, 698 00:32:16,822 --> 00:32:18,882 and we could ask for clues, 699 00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:22,117 and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold. 700 00:32:22,427 --> 00:32:25,329 The star has been hidden. 701 00:32:25,931 --> 00:32:28,423 Is the little girl hot or cold? 702 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,332 Well, it turns out she's burning up 703 00:32:30,402 --> 00:32:34,703 because the star is right behind her ear! 704 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:37,707 And the game's over seconds later. 705 00:32:37,776 --> 00:32:38,835 I'm so glad you could come. 706 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:39,900 It's nice. I know. 707 00:32:40,345 --> 00:32:44,146 Hey, everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton. 708 00:32:44,316 --> 00:32:46,410 Hi. Senator, it's an honor. 709 00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:47,851 I'm Angela's friend Oscar. 710 00:32:48,153 --> 00:32:50,520 Oscar. A pleasure. 711 00:32:51,556 --> 00:32:54,116 Robert seems great. He's very handsome, 712 00:32:54,226 --> 00:32:56,889 firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor. 713 00:33:07,038 --> 00:33:08,199 Hi. Hello. 714 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,571 I'm A.J., I'm here to see Holly. 715 00:33:10,709 --> 00:33:11,938 It's kind of a surprise. 716 00:33:12,511 --> 00:33:14,480 I know who you are, and I think you should go. 717 00:33:14,713 --> 00:33:17,478 I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you? 718 00:33:17,716 --> 00:33:19,685 Was I supposed to bring you guys something? 719 00:33:19,851 --> 00:33:23,083 What? A.J.! Surprise. 720 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:24,880 What are you doing here? 721 00:33:24,956 --> 00:33:26,481 I wanted to see you. Oh, my God. 722 00:33:26,558 --> 00:33:28,925 How are you? Wow! Nice. 723 00:33:28,994 --> 00:33:30,826 Oh, God, you look great. 724 00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:33,296 When did you get here? 725 00:33:33,398 --> 00:33:35,026 Just now. Just now. Hey. 726 00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:36,829 Hey, Michael. Good to see you again, A.J. 727 00:33:36,935 --> 00:33:38,563 Welcome. Pleased to see you. Thank you. 728 00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:40,333 Good trip down? Yeah, it was great. 729 00:33:40,405 --> 00:33:42,067 Good, good. Good to see you. 730 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,410 Have fun. Enjoy the party. 731 00:33:45,977 --> 00:33:47,843 I am dead inside. 732 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,745 What do you want, baby? We got some granola, 733 00:33:53,818 --> 00:33:55,844 got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies. 734 00:33:56,054 --> 00:33:58,319 You have a whole room of vending machines. 735 00:33:59,491 --> 00:34:01,153 I know. Isn't it something? 736 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,452 I can't decide what I want. 737 00:34:15,273 --> 00:34:16,764 Merry Christmas. 738 00:34:17,275 --> 00:34:19,039 Merry Christmas. Thank you. 739 00:34:19,177 --> 00:34:20,475 A Merry Christmas. Thank you. 740 00:34:20,812 --> 00:34:24,112 A Merry Christmas. 741 00:34:26,952 --> 00:34:28,818 Thank you so much. Merry Christmas. 742 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,616 And Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. 743 00:34:31,389 --> 00:34:32,857 Merry Christmas. 744 00:34:32,991 --> 00:34:34,482 Oh, thank you. 745 00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:39,262 For your feet. 746 00:34:40,432 --> 00:34:42,025 It's amazing. 747 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,932 It's so great. Thank you. 748 00:34:45,604 --> 00:34:46,867 For me? Yes. 749 00:34:46,938 --> 00:34:48,634 Thank you very much. 750 00:35:04,289 --> 00:35:05,917 I don't know if you guys have had a chance 751 00:35:05,991 --> 00:35:08,460 to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, 752 00:35:08,526 --> 00:35:11,223 but Robert was instrumental in that legislation. 753 00:35:11,429 --> 00:35:13,796 Wow, that's awesome! 754 00:35:14,065 --> 00:35:15,363 A real David and Goliath story. 755 00:35:15,433 --> 00:35:18,665 I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work. 756 00:35:19,037 --> 00:35:20,164 I am. 757 00:35:20,238 --> 00:35:22,036 The real problem is the teachers' union. 758 00:35:22,107 --> 00:35:23,473 Zip it, Meredith. No. 759 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:25,942 You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read. 760 00:35:26,111 --> 00:35:28,637 Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? 761 00:35:28,847 --> 00:35:30,611 Is there a bartender? You are. 762 00:35:30,715 --> 00:35:31,876 You make your own drink. 763 00:35:32,484 --> 00:35:35,113 I'll make it. What are you drinking? 764 00:35:35,186 --> 00:35:36,814 An F train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters. 765 00:35:36,988 --> 00:35:38,081 I don't know how to make that. 766 00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:40,557 Okay, well, I'll just stick with my Mojito. 767 00:35:41,259 --> 00:35:43,125 And you know those annoying geese at the park? 768 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,094 Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. 769 00:35:45,497 --> 00:35:47,193 I mean, I think they've really become a pest. 770 00:35:47,265 --> 00:35:48,255 Annoying. Yes. 771 00:35:54,572 --> 00:35:56,302 I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe. 772 00:35:57,575 --> 00:36:00,568 Well, I don't think any of us really know. 773 00:36:02,614 --> 00:36:03,980 All right. 774 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:14,220 Is it... 775 00:36:14,292 --> 00:36:16,193 Is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica? 776 00:36:18,997 --> 00:36:21,091 Go easy with the shaking. 777 00:36:27,539 --> 00:36:29,007 Oh, my God. 778 00:36:32,177 --> 00:36:33,440 You like it? 779 00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:38,340 I love it. 780 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:41,681 Yep, I do make great Christmas gifts. 781 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,212 But I couldn't make that. 782 00:36:44,355 --> 00:36:46,051 All right, my turn. 783 00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:48,457 Oh, it's just... I didn't... 784 00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:50,586 I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder. 785 00:36:50,662 --> 00:36:52,255 Right. Of course. 786 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,131 "The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert." 787 00:37:00,472 --> 00:37:02,532 Oh, my God. 788 00:37:02,774 --> 00:37:05,141 This is awesome! 789 00:37:05,276 --> 00:37:06,608 That's my bike. 790 00:37:07,579 --> 00:37:09,138 That's my desk. 791 00:37:09,214 --> 00:37:11,149 And that is my daughter. 792 00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,651 I mean... 793 00:37:22,727 --> 00:37:24,059 I don't like to talk about it. 794 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,162 Better office policy up there. 795 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,397 But it should be the same policy as us. 796 00:37:36,808 --> 00:37:38,037 Okay. 797 00:37:40,078 --> 00:37:41,774 Michael, wait. 798 00:37:42,013 --> 00:37:44,778 Hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip. 799 00:37:45,517 --> 00:37:47,179 That's good advice. Yep. 800 00:37:47,786 --> 00:37:52,349 I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, 801 00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:55,120 and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. 802 00:37:55,593 --> 00:37:57,824 And then every day, her husband went 803 00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:00,422 and visited her in the hospital until she died. 804 00:38:00,999 --> 00:38:02,627 That's a sad story. 805 00:38:02,834 --> 00:38:05,269 Yeah, well, at least he was married. 806 00:38:05,537 --> 00:38:07,472 Okay, Michael, slow down. 807 00:38:07,605 --> 00:38:08,971 Everything's gonna be okay. 808 00:38:09,274 --> 00:38:11,402 No, it's not. It's not. 809 00:38:11,843 --> 00:38:16,144 Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay. 810 00:38:18,216 --> 00:38:20,344 I shouldn't tell you this, but... 811 00:38:23,121 --> 00:38:24,612 A.J. won't commit to Holly. 812 00:38:26,024 --> 00:38:28,584 And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her 813 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,458 by the end of the year, it's over. 814 00:38:31,729 --> 00:38:32,753 Really? 815 00:38:32,897 --> 00:38:33,956 Really. 816 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,937 And I don't know about you, but I don't know a lot of happy marriages 817 00:38:39,003 --> 00:38:41,234 that start off with an ultimatum. Do you? 818 00:38:42,874 --> 00:38:43,933 No. 819 00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:47,903 So just be patient. 820 00:38:49,547 --> 00:38:52,039 Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. 821 00:38:56,654 --> 00:38:58,987 Come here. I don't want you to fall. 822 00:39:00,191 --> 00:39:01,659 I surrender. 823 00:39:03,561 --> 00:39:04,790 I do not accept your surrender. 824 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:08,231 There's only one way that I would ever relent. 825 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,125 Anything. You got it. 826 00:39:10,635 --> 00:39:14,834 You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch. 827 00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:17,137 You're a psychopath. 828 00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:18,538 I'll take that as a no. 829 00:39:19,577 --> 00:39:21,773 I was in the mall, and I saw that, 830 00:39:21,846 --> 00:39:23,678 and I thought it had your name written all over it. 831 00:39:25,850 --> 00:39:28,945 Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. 832 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,010 You're re-gifting this to me. 833 00:39:30,321 --> 00:39:31,949 No, that's not... 834 00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:35,961 No, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you. 835 00:39:36,027 --> 00:39:38,053 Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt. 836 00:39:39,964 --> 00:39:41,990 From the mall. 837 00:39:42,901 --> 00:39:44,494 That... 838 00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:46,800 This is a fast food receipt from April. 839 00:39:47,105 --> 00:39:48,198 That... 840 00:39:48,273 --> 00:39:49,969 God, how many number nines did you order? 841 00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:53,738 Is everyone here kind of mean? 842 00:39:54,646 --> 00:39:57,878 I think everyone's on edge because of the Strangler trial. 843 00:39:57,949 --> 00:39:59,975 Hey, I'm so glad you came down. 844 00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:02,685 It's been so much harder than I expected. 845 00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:04,948 Hey, what happened to Woody? 846 00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:08,455 Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. 847 00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:12,429 I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. 848 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:15,228 I mean, there was salad dressing all over him. 849 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,734 He smells awful. 850 00:40:16,868 --> 00:40:18,302 It was blue cheese dressing. 851 00:40:18,536 --> 00:40:19,799 Great. 852 00:40:22,273 --> 00:40:23,741 Hey, Mike. Hey. 853 00:40:23,808 --> 00:40:26,039 We wanted to give you something. 854 00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:27,305 Merry Christmas. 855 00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:30,075 Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! 856 00:40:30,148 --> 00:40:32,481 This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? 857 00:40:32,617 --> 00:40:33,710 Thank you very much. 858 00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:35,921 What do you say? You're welcome. 859 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:39,457 Oh, you know, I seem to remember 860 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,220 that Santa promised that he would listen 861 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:42,954 to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. 862 00:40:43,027 --> 00:40:44,051 Didn't he say that? 863 00:40:44,128 --> 00:40:45,118 Yeah. 864 00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:47,126 I think I know where he is. 865 00:40:48,032 --> 00:40:49,762 A trampoline. Mmm-hmm. 866 00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,598 Video games. Video games. 867 00:40:51,703 --> 00:40:53,797 DSi. DSi. 868 00:40:54,305 --> 00:40:55,500 A horse. 869 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,835 A pool. 870 00:40:56,941 --> 00:40:58,933 Are you sure you don't want a pony? 871 00:40:59,143 --> 00:41:01,203 You want a real horse? Yes. 872 00:41:01,279 --> 00:41:04,181 All right. You have to pick up after them. 873 00:41:06,284 --> 00:41:08,150 Hey, sorry. I'm ready. 874 00:41:08,653 --> 00:41:10,144 I don't want to go. 875 00:41:10,221 --> 00:41:12,816 Oh. Come on, Bear Man. 876 00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:15,754 Come on. 877 00:41:20,198 --> 00:41:22,099 Have you ever seen them do that? 878 00:41:35,446 --> 00:41:37,210 I'm sorry. 879 00:41:37,315 --> 00:41:38,544 I had no idea. 880 00:41:38,616 --> 00:41:40,278 No, it's okay. 881 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,688 Okay. Oh, my God. 882 00:41:43,821 --> 00:41:45,585 Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. 883 00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:56,631 Okay, this is it. What? 884 00:41:56,701 --> 00:41:58,294 Go! Go! Go! What? What is it? What? 885 00:41:58,369 --> 00:41:59,632 Oh, my God! 886 00:42:03,074 --> 00:42:05,566 Honey? Jim? 887 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,941 Jim! 888 00:42:17,755 --> 00:42:21,317 In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. 889 00:42:21,759 --> 00:42:22,988 It's fear. 890 00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,696 Merry Christmas. 891 00:42:26,325 --> 00:42:36,325 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xcgx Help other users to choose the best subtitles