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Sorry, mate. I'm sorry, mate.

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Excuse me, mate.
What are you...

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What are you doing?
English?

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If you're taking the mickey, you
picked on the wrong person.

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Let me tell you that. No, I'm
not picking on you at all.

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You're English, correct?
Yeah, big time, yeah.

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I'm working on
an English character.

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Would you mind... It's
called Reginald Poofter.

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Oh.

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David Brent, my liege.
How are you?

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Michael Scott.
Oh, bloody hell.

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I do characters as well.
I got a Chinese fella.

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Not politically correct,
but he's called Holy...

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That's what it
sounds like.

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"Herro! Herro!"
I do Ping.

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"Herro. I'm Ping." You
can't do that these days.

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You can't.
I'm Ping! No.

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No, no. And people
don't understand

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that it has nothing to do with making
fun of a different nationality.

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No, no, no.
No, comedy is a place

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where the mind goes
to tickle itself.

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That's what she
said.

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That's good.
Pleasure to meet you.

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Where are you working?
Dunder Mifflin.

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Any jobs going?
No, not right now.

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Just let me know.
All right.

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See you around.

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Bye, bye.

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What a nice guy.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Your first student is
here, Mr. Bernard.

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That's actually "Master
of Ceremonies" Bernard.

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Last year,
I went to a seminar

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called "The 10 Secrets
of Real Estate."

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Turns out it was just a ploy to
sell me timeshares in Idaho.

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Cut to, you know, I'm
spending a weekend in Boise,

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terrible time,
super lonely.

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But I get to thinking,

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maybe I should put on my own
seminar to lure clients.

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Oh.

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Hello, I am here for the
small business seminar.

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Michael?
Nein, I'm Greek!

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My name is Mykonos.

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Ooh.

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Oh.

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Wait, Michael?

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Michael?
Okay.

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I am the plant.

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Every great seminar has one.

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My job is to make
the speaker look good,

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and I do this through the
techniques of leading questions

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and laughing at all jokes.

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And the character, Mykonos,
is just a little added flavor.

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Mykonos is loosely based on
another character I do, Spiros,

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who is more about the ladies.

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Thank you so much,
Tuna Turner.

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You are simply
the best.

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Listen, this isn't a
favor, all right?

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This is a good idea.
We all win.

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Go higher.
All right.

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I get super flexible
when I'm nervous.

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Wow.

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Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.

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Hey, Andy, I'm really, really
sorry to do this to you,

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but I have
a meeting today

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that I totally forgot,

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so I can't be a part
of this seminar.

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No! What?

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You can't do that. You are a
critical part of this seminar.

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You're the charming warm-up guy.
I know.

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If the seminar was a meal,
you'd be the amuse-bouche.

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You signal the flavors of the whole night.
I'm really sorry. I can't do it.

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You can't. You can't.

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I can't have
this go badly.

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I'm a terrible salesman,

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and I haven't been making very
many sales lately, or ever.

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This is my only idea on how
to turn things around.

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If it goes badly,
I might lose my job,

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which would suck, because this is the
only job I've ever been good at.

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Will you let me know when this
whole seminar thing's over?

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What's going on?
Do you know that guy?

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I just have a meeting,
outside the office.

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Hey.

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How are the marks?

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What are some of your
small business ideas?

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I was thinking we could buy up a
bunch of abandoned mineshafts.

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That's great.
There's a big,

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big future in that. A lot
of mines in Scranton.

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Um,
what about you?

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Uh, credit cards.
Uh-huh.

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My company will act
as an inter-medium

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for, like, 0.2 cents
off every transaction.

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Wow!

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Or something
with cell phones,

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like, every time you make a
phone call, I'd make 0.2 cents.

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Or anything. Like, any online
shopping, I get 0.2 cents basically.

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Right. Okay?
Yeah.

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Okay.

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You promised us whales.
These are worms.

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They're not worms,
Dwight, okay?

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They're just people
with tiny businesses.

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They're baby whales, which
is even cuter. I'm out.

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Stanley, you're
supposed to close.

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I'm out, too.

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What?

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I already lost Jim.

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Salesmen are supposed
to help each other out.

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We're supposed to be a team.

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We're no more a team

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than the people staying in
the same hotel are a team.

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You know what
might be kind of fun?

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I was thinking, you know,
Andy's having a seminar today?

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What if we went in
as a Greek couple?

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Mykonos and... Oh, I
don't know, Michael.

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I'm not feeling up to that.
Okay.

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Holly broke
up with A. J. last week,

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which is the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.

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To Holly, it's been the
worst week of her life,

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and I know for a fact that there
was a week for her in High School

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when she got mono
and her first period ever.

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Too much information?
That's what I thought.

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But you know what?
Here I am using it.

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If you change your mind, why
don't you talk to Mykonos?

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Is Mykonos Greek?
He sounds Italian.

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Ugh. You're the fifth person
to tell me that today.

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Maybe Mykonos ran away
to join the Italian circus.

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Okay, yeah, like
a character history.

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Good. Tom Hanks does that.

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Yeah.

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Is "JLP" a word?

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"Jelp?" J-E-L-P?
No, J-L-P.

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Like, "I Jlp...
I Jlp you!"

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I don't think
that's a word.

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I'm playing
scrabble with Gabe,

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and I've never
won a game.

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The winner gets to pick the movie we watch.
I have won no games.

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So far I've seen
The Shining,

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Rosemary's Baby,
The Ring.

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Not really my thing.

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Although, I... I do like the
early parts of the movies

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where they have a perfect
family and everything.

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You want some help?

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Really?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Yes.

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K-A. "Ka?"
What does "ka" mean?

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It means you're playing someone
who's going to destroy you.

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Why did you play "moo?"

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Because I'm
playing to win.

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I'm playing "moo," I'm playing
"milk," whatever it takes.

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Okay, but look, you
could have hit "mood."

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Would have played a...
A triple word. Ah.

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Like the cow
mood yesterday.

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God.

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Or moon.

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The cow jumped
over the moon.

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She's stuck on
that one thing.

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You know it doesn't have to
just be cow stuff, right?

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Kevin, Jim dropped out of
my seminar, and I'm just...

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I was wondering if you could replace
him as my charming warm-up guy.

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Andy, I'm no Jim. I'm...

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The only way that I'm Jim
is in the movie version

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when Jim sees what his future would
be like if he never met Pam.

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Hey, that's crazy talk.
I think you're great.

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Then I won't let you down.

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Pink.
Indigo.

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Hi, Ryan, you went to
business school, right?

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Yeah.
I need somebody

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to talk to this
seminar about business.

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And? Can you do it?

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Okay.

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I don't... I don't like committing
to things just like that.

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So, no?

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No, I don't like committing
to not doing things, either.

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That's just as big a commitment.
Oh, baby.

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What do I put you
down for, bro hombre?

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Yes.

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All right!
Yes, I'll do it.

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Okay, thank you so much.
It's gonna be awesome.

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And if I flake, I flake. What?

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Kevin, you open it up. Yep.

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Ryan, you come in with your
small biz expertise, right?

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And then Creed, guest
speaker extraordinaire.

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And then I come in and just
close all the sales and stuff.

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Okay, here we go.

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One, two, three!

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Team!
Creed!

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Welcome everybody.
Awesome to see you guys.

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My name's Andy Bernard, but you
can call me "The Nard Dog."

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Hi, Nard Dog.
I'm Lu Peachem.

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Let's get things
started, shall we?

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You guys ready to hear from the
Dunder Mifflin business experts?

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Good. Well, as you can
see on your program,

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first up is a speech called,
"Don't just dream it, do it."

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Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr.
Kevin Malone.

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Four, five.

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Yes!

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There are some people
who have charm

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and some people
who don't.

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Guess which type I am.

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Charm type.

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Dream big. Right?

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So, what I
want you to do

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is dream the biggest
that you can.

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And then double it!

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Are you okay?
No. Yes!

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Here.
Mmm-hmm.

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I'm fine.

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Okay, from here now.

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The first lesson that
I'm gonna teach you,

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right, is about
finding success.

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And the key to finding success
is to picture a winner.

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Okay, so then, what are
you picturing right now,

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right this second?

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'Cause the universe
is yours, people.

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Get out of the way.

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I'm really excited to introduce
you guys to Ryan Howard.

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He has achieved a
great deal in the last...

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But perhaps no
achievement is greater

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than his on-again,
off-again girlfriend.

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What are you...

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Who am I?

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I'm Kelly Kapoor,
the business bitch.

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It is important
to brand yourself,

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so I have a couple
of things in the works.

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The business bitch,
the diet bitch,

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the shopping bitch,
the etiquette bitch.

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I could sit here, and I could tell
you the 10 secrets of business,

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and you would
have a great time,

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and you would
learn a lot.

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But who better
to tell you

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than the Yale University adjunct
professor in management,

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Professor Scott Powell,
who I have on my BlackBerry.

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It's ringing.

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00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:09,114
Hey, Kelly Kapoor.

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What a delicious surprise.

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Professor Powell,
you are on speakerphone.

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00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,488
Uh, why?

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00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,052
Do you think you could tell us
the 10 secrets of business?

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00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,965
Um, there aren't
really 10 secrets.

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Come on, Scott,
please. It's me.

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00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,631
Uh, all right. Well,

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00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:31,868
Uh, I guess know your
market would be key.

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Practice fiscal discipline.

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That brilliant little bitch.

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A little treat for
our old friend, Gabe.

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Put that "Q"
right there.

248
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,044
Wait. Why?

249
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,214
Put the "Q"
there, sweetie.

250
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:48,285
I think there's better...
Put the "Q" there!

251
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,257
Sorry I yelled.

252
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:56,822
You could have just told
us what you were thinking.

253
00:11:56,899 --> 00:11:59,027
There's no theater
in that.

254
00:11:59,102 --> 00:12:01,264
There's no yelling in that, either.
Well...

255
00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:02,871
What do you do
in your free time?

256
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,601
Practice Olympics.

257
00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:06,536
Do you like movies?

258
00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:10,137
I like the
musical Grease,

259
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,315
or as we call
it, "home."

260
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,651
We have to try this
out on somebody.

261
00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:19,681
Hello.

262
00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:20,981
Look, you want
to order something?

263
00:12:21,057 --> 00:12:24,050
She will have
a greekaccino.

264
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,258
I don't know
what that is.

265
00:12:26,696 --> 00:12:27,823
It...

266
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:32,301
It's a very strong coffee
with milk from a goat.

267
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,966
I can't
believe it.

268
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:38,336
It's a miracle.
She can talk.

269
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,332
No more brain damage.

270
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,242
No more brain damage!

271
00:12:44,781 --> 00:12:46,249
I don't know.

272
00:12:47,116 --> 00:12:51,679
Ladies and gentlemen, our special
guest speaker will provoke you.

273
00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,655
He will inspire you.

274
00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:55,923
He is...

275
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,222
Creed Bratton.

276
00:13:00,797 --> 00:13:03,665
Two eyes, two ears,

277
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,668
a chin, a mouth,

278
00:13:06,436 --> 00:13:08,905
ten fingers,
two nipples,

279
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:12,100
a butt, two kneecaps,
a penis.

280
00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:16,409
I have just described to
you the Loch Ness monster.

281
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,016
And the reward
for its capture?

282
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,847
All the riches
in Scotland.

283
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:26,253
So I have one question,
why are you here?

284
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,920
Okay! All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

285
00:13:32,995 --> 00:13:36,488
it is now time for
the rarest of things,

286
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,659
an actual free lunch.

287
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,725
There's sandwiches in the back.
Certainly help yourselves.

288
00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:41,168
We'll meet back
up in an hour.

289
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,570
I picked out our movie.
It's called Suspiria.

290
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:44,971
It pushes all
the boundaries.

291
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,136
All your preconceived notions about
what horror can be, come crashing down.

292
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:49,679
When I win,

293
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:51,645
we're gonna
watch Wall-E,

294
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:55,341
where all the boundaries
of color are pushed.

295
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,513
It is hard to explain why
Erin is doing so well today.

296
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,217
The only thing I can
think is Erin is living out

297
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:04,260
some Slumdog Millionaire
scenario,

298
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:08,458
where every word she's playing has
a connection to her orphan past.

299
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,263
It's possible.

300
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,438
So what's your crazy
business pipe dream?

301
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,734
Well, I started my own
golf supply company.

302
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,678
Really? It's taken off
faster than I expected,

303
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:26,545
so I came here to learn about
creating manageable growth.

304
00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:31,182
Phyllis?

305
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,089
Some of these
people are for real.

306
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:38,027
Hey, friend.
How's it going?

307
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,925
Oh, you know what? Let
me steep that for you.

308
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:44,132
Thank you. Hey, you know what?

309
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,134
Good news.
We're back in.

310
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,433
Let's go sell some
paper, buddy. Huh?

311
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:49,665
Really?

312
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,106
Excuse me.
I got it. I got it.

313
00:14:55,177 --> 00:14:57,271
Hey, do you
need a lozenge?

314
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,775
They're a bunch
of jackals.

315
00:14:58,848 --> 00:14:59,872
What?

316
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:02,077
They left you
in the lurch,

317
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,747
and if they want to jump in,
it means you're almost there.

318
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,914
You did this.

319
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,250
Bring it home.

320
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,035
Let me tell you what you can
do with your offer to help.

321
00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:22,162
You can table it and offer
it up another time.

322
00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:24,173
Just know that I really
appreciate the gesture.

323
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,940
Hi. Hope you
enjoyed your lunch.

324
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,478
Welcome back.

325
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:32,877
Ooh, well, hello.

326
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:35,484
Welcome to the seminar.

327
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,110
Hey, man.
What's going on?

328
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,210
You're gonna blow it.

329
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:41,547
Maybe.
Only maybe.

330
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:46,418
We got it.

331
00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:47,622
Wow, we got it.

332
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,900
Oscar, wait. I think the victory
would be more meaningful

333
00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:55,438
if Erin puts the
last word in herself.

334
00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,704
Yes, Pam.
Yes, most definitely.

335
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:00,902
Yes.
Yes.

336
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,377
No.

337
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:09,610
Although I must say, I will
have apoplexy if you lose.

338
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:13,614
Do you understand? Apoplexy
is what I will have.

339
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,115
Apoplexy.
Yes.

340
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,921
Got it.

341
00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:23,265
Oh, Oscar.

342
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,560
Oscar?

343
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,293
I played "ape."

344
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:33,138
I just want to make a point to
that last caller. I disagree.

345
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,768
I don't think it is the
running game at all.

346
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:37,643
I think we do have to make a
few moves in this off-season.

347
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:38,840
Wow!

348
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,008
What a day, right?

349
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,018
Guess you guys are
probably ready to go.

350
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,249
And you got my
business card, so...

351
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,587
You know,
I like you.

352
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:51,526
I'm going to give you
my secret gyro recipe.

353
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,689
Come out here, since it's a
secret, and I'll tell you.

354
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:58,429
All right, you have
to close right now.

355
00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,901
Yeah, I'm getting to it.

356
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,096
No, you're not.
You're getting past it.

357
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,502
You have to close.
Do it. You can do it.

358
00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:03,595
Yeah, yeah.

359
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:04,971
Andy, what's
the problem?

360
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,137
This is hard
for me. I'm a nice guy.

361
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,703
You know, Kelly
and Creed, Kevin,

362
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,346
they believe in you.

363
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,172
Don't let them down.

364
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:16,017
Don't let yourself
down, Andy.

365
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:19,544
I'm gonna go back in. I'm going
to stall them for a little bit.

366
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,955
I want you to get your head
together, and then come back in.

367
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:23,390
I want you to close.

368
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,558
What is taking that
guy so long?

369
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:30,292
Psst!

370
00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:37,200
You think this thing's
gonna go much longer?

371
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,100
I don't know.
They're still in there.

372
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,201
Goodbye.
Stop.

373
00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:43,535
Out with it.

374
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:45,180
Here's the story.

375
00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:49,343
That guy in there is Jim's
childhood friend, Tom.

376
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:50,750
Tom Witashkin.

377
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,311
One of my best
buddies, actually.

378
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,380
And when they were both
in the third grade,

379
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:56,392
Jim was placed in the
top reading group.

380
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,519
I was blue group,
so I was second from the top.

381
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,995
And Tom...
Was in green group.

382
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,691
And Jim's
mom suggested

383
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:06,793
that Jim spend time hanging with
the kids in his reading group,

384
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:08,929
because she thought that they
would be a good influence.

385
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,473
And that's what I told him.
Right.

386
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:14,072
But how'd
you say it?

387
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,238
"My mom thinks you're too
dumb to hang out with."

388
00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:21,407
Okay, who would
like to purchase

389
00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:24,477
this small business
package from me right now?

390
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,881
Yes, we got one.

391
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,987
Okay, the snowball is rolling.

392
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,323
Who else?

393
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,256
You can put it off
for a couple of days,

394
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,494
but I guarantee you,

395
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:42,231
eventually you're gonna
realize you need this.

396
00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:46,003
So the only thing that's
gonna be different

397
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:48,169
is you'll be a couple
of days behind

398
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:51,772
where you would be if you
bought this from me right now.

399
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,575
So who's gonna
buy one right now?

400
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,845
I'll take one.
Yes! Awesome!

401
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,822
All right, anyone else?

402
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:06,057
Sold! Anybody else?

403
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:07,756
Yes! All right!

404
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,894
- Yeah, bitch.
- Good choice.

405
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,261
The rest of you
are dead to me.

406
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,200
You made the stupidest
decisions of your life.

407
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:15,898
No, no, no.

408
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:17,303
But it was a pleasure
meeting you,

409
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,275
and you've got my information,
so feel free to call anytime.

410
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,372
Hey, you think it's coo I
if I grab a soda? Yeah.

411
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:29,077
Yep, absolutely,
go ahead.

412
00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,309
Hey.

413
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:33,380
Hey.
Hey.

414
00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:35,151
How's it going?
Pretty good. Good.

415
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,716
It's been a while.
It has been, yeah.

416
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,394
So you work here, huh?

417
00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:40,485
Sales.

418
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,532
Must be a front for some
kind of famous laboratory.

419
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,301
'Cause you're so smart.

420
00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:49,064
Oh, man. You remember
that, huh?

421
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,265
Barely. I'm so dumb,

422
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,008
you know, stuff goes
in, stuff goes out.

423
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:55,874
Not like you probably remember
every paper sale you ever made.

424
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,846
Paper salesman genius.

425
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:01,907
All right, good catch-up.

426
00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:03,452
Yeah.
See you.

427
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,385
Where's your jetpack,
Zuckerberg?

428
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:08,783
Andy.

429
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:12,284
I didn't think
you had it in you.

430
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,057
Well, I guess when
you looked in me,

431
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:17,622
you forgot about my balls.
They're on the outside.

432
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,097
Don't know how
you missed 'em.

433
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,699
Wonderful seminar!

434
00:20:22,771 --> 00:20:23,932
Almost as good

435
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,801
as the day when
we first met.

436
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,675
You are the
love of my life.

437
00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:32,475
Come to me, Necropolis.

438
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:36,041
Put your lips on
my lips. Come on.

439
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,882
Michael, I should
get back to work.

440
00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:42,254
What? Come on.
It's time for grapes.

441
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:46,862
That was a fun day.

442
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,529
So, I won.

443
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,626
I know.
You get to pick.

444
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:56,103
Well, that's actually what I
came to talk to you about.

445
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,969
I know how much you
want to watch Wall-E.

446
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,101
Yes? So I got us a compromise.

447
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,735
This movie is
called Hardware,

448
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,373
it tells the story of a killer
combat robot, just like Wall-E,

449
00:21:06,448 --> 00:21:08,974
that the government
invented to destroy humans.

450
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:12,488
It's some of what you like and
some of what I like. And...

451
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:16,457
Erin, I heard you talking
about movies before and...

452
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,959
Anyway, I just watched
this over the weekend.

453
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,461
I thought you'd
really like it.

454
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,826
There's a Shrek 2?

455
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,159
Oh, yeah.

456
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,290
See you tomorrow.

457
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,493
Nice guy.

458
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:28,594
Ooh.

459
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:39,455
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