1 00:00:07,251 --> 00:00:10,915 I have the best stocked survival shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania. 2 00:00:10,988 --> 00:00:12,081 But everything has a shelf life. 3 00:00:12,155 --> 00:00:16,092 So I must eat and then replace everything that's about to expire. 4 00:00:16,159 --> 00:00:18,060 It's nice not to have to plan my meals. 5 00:00:18,128 --> 00:00:20,791 You're eating eight-year-old tomatoes. 6 00:00:20,864 --> 00:00:22,025 They're still good for another week. 7 00:00:22,099 --> 00:00:23,761 You know, I think I might have some type of cheese 8 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:25,427 in the back of my fridge you might like. 9 00:00:25,502 --> 00:00:27,835 I've got some cheese you might like, too. 10 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,801 In between my toes. 11 00:00:30,974 --> 00:00:33,170 Hardy-har-har. All right, picture this. 12 00:00:33,477 --> 00:00:35,673 Snowy ash drizzles from the sky. 13 00:00:35,979 --> 00:00:38,005 A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you 14 00:00:38,148 --> 00:00:40,174 as the flame at the end of your stick dies out. 15 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:43,118 There's only one hope left for you, the door to my shelter. 16 00:00:43,186 --> 00:00:46,281 You pound. You beg. "Dwight, please let me in." 17 00:00:46,356 --> 00:00:48,985 But I ignore your cries and do not let you in. You want to know why? 18 00:00:49,059 --> 00:00:51,460 Because of the sign that says, "No pounding. No begging." 19 00:00:51,528 --> 00:00:53,588 No, because you laughed at me. 20 00:00:53,664 --> 00:00:56,429 Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. 21 00:00:57,034 --> 00:01:00,334 Jim will be made a warlord's jester. Meredith will do okay. 22 00:01:00,871 --> 00:01:03,534 Be assured this day will come. It's just a matter of time. 23 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:05,405 Could be one month, could be two months. 24 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:07,708 Three months. Could be. 25 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,511 Four months. 26 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,672 I see that happening, yes. 27 00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:13,114 Eight months? 28 00:01:14,017 --> 00:01:15,212 That's a realistic timeline. 29 00:01:16,553 --> 00:01:18,988 Eleven months. 30 00:01:19,056 --> 00:01:20,115 Perhaps. 31 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:23,786 Okay, wait, now really think hard about this one. 32 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,123 One year. 33 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:28,689 I could see that as a very real possibility. 34 00:01:28,932 --> 00:01:30,298 Four hundred and ninety-four months. 35 00:01:31,201 --> 00:01:32,567 I could see that happening. 36 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:35,800 Four hundred and ninety-five months. That's just... 37 00:01:37,010 --> 00:01:43,084 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 38 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:59,928 I really thought I was becoming too much of a womanizer. 39 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:03,091 I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses. 40 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,562 Still not seeing the problem there. 41 00:02:04,635 --> 00:02:05,625 All right. 42 00:02:05,702 --> 00:02:08,797 Truth is, I got a couple love bumps on my ding-dong, 43 00:02:08,872 --> 00:02:10,864 so I was like, "Game over." 44 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:14,871 It was the best of times. It was the "awesomest" of times. 45 00:02:14,945 --> 00:02:17,346 And now Packer wants to come home. 46 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:20,849 And look who's here to sign off on it. 47 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:22,408 My boo, Holly. 48 00:02:23,553 --> 00:02:25,181 Hi. Hi. 49 00:02:26,723 --> 00:02:27,782 You must be Todd. 50 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:29,292 Whoa, I'm sorry. 51 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:31,021 Michael, I thought we were meeting Holly today, 52 00:02:31,094 --> 00:02:32,187 not Jennifer Aniston. 53 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:34,956 Very funny. 54 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:36,830 Okay, let's get started. After you. 55 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,061 Okay. 56 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:43,106 Michael, this'll be just us. 57 00:02:43,173 --> 00:02:44,573 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 58 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:48,307 Just so you know, he's at his funniest 59 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:49,903 when you've given him, like, five shots. 60 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:51,004 Okay. 61 00:02:51,081 --> 00:02:52,310 And it also helps if you've had five shots. 62 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:53,907 I already have. 63 00:02:58,522 --> 00:02:59,751 Why is Packer back? 64 00:02:59,823 --> 00:03:00,916 Is Packer here? 65 00:03:00,991 --> 00:03:02,254 Why is he talking to Holly? 66 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:03,554 Don't know, don't care. 67 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:07,428 Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves. So... 68 00:03:10,701 --> 00:03:13,102 Yes! The Pack is back. 69 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,435 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you 70 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:16,905 to a man who needs no introduction, 71 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:19,704 probably because most of you have done it with him. 72 00:03:19,776 --> 00:03:21,904 Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you. 73 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:23,344 In all seriousness, 74 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:27,316 Todd Packer is a permanent salesman at this branch. 75 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:30,548 And I would like to invite you now to welcome him with open arms. 76 00:03:30,687 --> 00:03:32,053 Yes! What? 77 00:03:33,323 --> 00:03:35,087 It's great to be among friends. 78 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:38,390 And until then, you suckers will do. 79 00:03:38,462 --> 00:03:39,794 Nice. 80 00:03:39,863 --> 00:03:41,764 - We got burned. - You did. 81 00:03:42,099 --> 00:03:44,125 You got burned, because Packer's back. 82 00:03:44,201 --> 00:03:47,569 Packer is turning in his car for a desk. 83 00:03:47,637 --> 00:03:51,802 He is turning in his condoms for a condominium, 84 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,470 although he's probably going to have to use condoms from here on out. 85 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:56,103 Holly. You approved this? 86 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:57,203 Yes, I did. 87 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,806 I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff. 88 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:01,681 You did approve it? Yeah. 89 00:04:01,752 --> 00:04:04,779 What don't you understand about the word "approved"? 90 00:04:04,855 --> 00:04:06,915 It seems a couple of you don't know 91 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,982 what the word "approved" means. 92 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:12,694 I have very little patience for stupidity. 93 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:15,629 Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower. 94 00:04:15,699 --> 00:04:16,894 Such a klutz. 95 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:19,869 Yeah, and it took the fire department forever to get there. 96 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:22,462 Oh, my God. Where did this come from? 97 00:04:23,273 --> 00:04:24,741 Who did this? 98 00:04:24,808 --> 00:04:26,106 I got Erin a new computer 99 00:04:26,176 --> 00:04:28,168 because the one at reception sucked. 100 00:04:28,245 --> 00:04:29,770 I should know. 101 00:04:29,846 --> 00:04:31,712 And I don't want to say the other one was old, 102 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:34,718 but its IP number was one. 103 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:37,980 Right? 104 00:04:38,054 --> 00:04:39,078 Thank you, Pam. 105 00:04:39,156 --> 00:04:40,647 Oh, you're welcome. 106 00:04:40,724 --> 00:04:41,748 My pleasure. 107 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,291 Can I do something for you? 108 00:04:51,368 --> 00:04:53,496 I just helped someone out. It feels good. 109 00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:54,833 Nice. 110 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:57,337 You know, I cleaned up our daughter for, 111 00:04:57,407 --> 00:04:58,898 like, an hour at 4:00 a.m. this morning, so... 112 00:04:59,142 --> 00:05:00,440 So you know the feeling. 113 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,046 Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute. 114 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:05,275 I didn't order anything. 115 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,577 And I don't have anything for you, 116 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,778 but I do want to talk to you about something. 117 00:05:08,852 --> 00:05:10,878 We have been thinking about where Packer should sit, 118 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:13,389 and we can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die. 119 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:15,715 Well, there's a lot of seats in the annex. 120 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:17,852 So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating 121 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:19,987 so that Packer can take this desk here. 122 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:22,422 Thanks, man. It would mean a lot to me. 123 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:25,165 I've been sitting here for 10 years, Michael. 124 00:05:25,268 --> 00:05:27,328 Well, I was there for 12 years. 125 00:05:27,404 --> 00:05:29,032 Plus, my name's carved under the desk. 126 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,936 No, it is not. It is too. 127 00:05:31,007 --> 00:05:32,339 Where? Let me see this. 128 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:33,843 Right there. 129 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,071 Check it out. 130 00:05:35,145 --> 00:05:37,011 Michael, I don't want to move desks. 131 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,104 Don't be a baby. We're... 132 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:39,513 Okay, there it is. 133 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,245 "Packer was here and so was your mom." 134 00:05:41,318 --> 00:05:42,308 Yeah. 135 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,375 Do I have any say in this? 136 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:45,421 No! No! 137 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:46,956 It's $20 to watch, Halpert. 138 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:51,455 Hey. Whose dirt box is this? 139 00:05:51,695 --> 00:05:52,924 That's our Zen garden. 140 00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:55,522 What do you growing here, bull crap? 141 00:05:59,035 --> 00:06:00,196 Hey, Holly. 142 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:02,795 Hey. What's up, guys? 143 00:06:02,873 --> 00:06:04,307 Don't "what's up" us. 144 00:06:04,374 --> 00:06:07,811 You think you're so cute with your pretty blond hair. 145 00:06:08,511 --> 00:06:11,447 Pull it back. Why did you hire Todd Packer? 146 00:06:11,514 --> 00:06:13,107 He's seriously awful. 147 00:06:13,183 --> 00:06:15,209 Michael's recommendation was glowing. 148 00:06:15,318 --> 00:06:17,787 And honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me. 149 00:06:17,854 --> 00:06:20,688 That's how he gets you to take off your panties. 150 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:21,918 Why are you nodding? 151 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:23,460 United front. 152 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:26,253 Okay, look, we can't fire someone because we don't like him. 153 00:06:26,329 --> 00:06:27,797 Right. This isn't the U.S. government. 154 00:06:27,864 --> 00:06:30,265 What are you referencing? 155 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,302 Everything. Everything. 156 00:06:32,369 --> 00:06:35,703 Do any of you have any concrete complaints about something he's done? 157 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:37,104 Well, I mean, he humped Michael. 158 00:06:37,173 --> 00:06:40,575 Well, if that's the case, I guess I've got to be fired, too. 159 00:06:43,246 --> 00:06:44,612 Hey. Hey, you guys. 160 00:06:44,681 --> 00:06:46,809 The Yarmouth Regatta video is up. Gather round. Check it out. 161 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:50,315 This guy's on a full beam reach. 162 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:51,685 They're hiking out like mad. 163 00:06:51,755 --> 00:06:53,280 Luff him up. Luff him up. 164 00:06:54,357 --> 00:06:55,450 Nice! 165 00:06:57,827 --> 00:06:59,386 This computer's a hunk of junk. 166 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,296 Hey, sailor, come watch your regatta over here. 167 00:07:02,532 --> 00:07:03,693 Where did you get this? 168 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,429 Pam gave it to me. 169 00:07:07,337 --> 00:07:08,669 This is a sick computer. 170 00:07:09,072 --> 00:07:10,563 Gwen Stefani has this computer. 171 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:13,908 Pamela. Yep? 172 00:07:13,977 --> 00:07:18,176 What does a guy have to do to whom to get one of them? 173 00:07:18,248 --> 00:07:19,944 You have a computer, Andy. 174 00:07:20,016 --> 00:07:21,712 Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, 175 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:24,619 it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa. 176 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:27,522 Okay, listen, we just don't have the budget for it, okay? 177 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:29,786 Reception needed a computer, so we got one. 178 00:07:29,859 --> 00:07:32,055 Well, Andy's desk needs a computer. 179 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:35,359 And, I mean, it's just kind of a coincidence that I work there, but... 180 00:07:35,432 --> 00:07:37,594 Yes, but reception is a one-person department. 181 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:40,796 If I get you a new computer, I have to get one for everyone in sales, 182 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:43,203 for Dwight, for Stanley. It would be crazy. 183 00:07:43,773 --> 00:07:47,039 So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now. 184 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,305 They're not asking for one. 185 00:07:48,378 --> 00:07:49,505 I am. I need it. 186 00:07:49,579 --> 00:07:52,174 If you're just handing them out, I want one, too. 187 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,177 Phyllis, nobody's handing anything out. 188 00:07:54,317 --> 00:07:55,979 See? That's what I'm talking about. 189 00:07:56,086 --> 00:07:57,816 What, are you gonna play mahjongg faster? 190 00:07:58,021 --> 00:07:59,614 I'm sorry, Andy. 191 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:06,559 Hey, what's going on, you guys? 192 00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:07,619 Yeah. 193 00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:08,687 Three muske-queers. 194 00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:11,128 Mean, but good. 195 00:08:11,768 --> 00:08:14,294 So, Todd, this must be nice for you, getting off the road. 196 00:08:14,371 --> 00:08:15,999 You get to spend some time with your daughter. 197 00:08:16,072 --> 00:08:17,540 I don't know. 198 00:08:17,607 --> 00:08:20,042 I love her and all, but she's turned into a bitch. 199 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,975 Most days she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. 200 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,014 Well, some girls go through a phase. 201 00:08:25,081 --> 00:08:27,482 Yeah. Your life is so insane. 202 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:29,476 You should write a book. 203 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,952 Since when did you learn how to read? 204 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:33,216 I do know how to read, though. 205 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:36,123 Yeah. You know how to read a menu. 206 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:39,157 This guy... 207 00:08:42,766 --> 00:08:46,533 I... He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight. 208 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:48,737 Kevin, in sumo culture, 209 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:51,604 you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer. 210 00:08:57,514 --> 00:09:01,007 What the heck? Why do you have Erin's computer? 211 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:02,143 It's crazy, right? 212 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:04,746 Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched. 213 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:07,253 What? Erin, is that true? 214 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:09,554 I just thought he seemed to really need a new computer, 215 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:10,787 and he knows so much about that one. 216 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:14,763 Erin, it's not up to you. This computer was for reception, okay? 217 00:09:14,831 --> 00:09:16,356 It's not yours to give away. 218 00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:19,729 Pam. 219 00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:22,898 When I'm freaking out, I just sort of step back, 220 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:25,066 take three deep breaths. I'm not freaking out. Okay? 221 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:26,769 And then I ask myself, 222 00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:30,210 "Is this worth freaking out about?" 223 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,011 Andy, why should she have your crappy computer? 224 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:34,549 That's interesting. 225 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,586 So you also think my computer's crappy. 226 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:38,383 Switch the computers back, Andy. 227 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,455 Seriously? Seriously. 228 00:09:42,992 --> 00:09:44,551 Pam, come on. 229 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,357 - Now, please. - Fine! 230 00:09:49,032 --> 00:09:51,365 Please make sure nobody is humping me. 231 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:53,128 If you're going back to the annex, 232 00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:54,396 could you take these to Dwight? 233 00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:56,267 I think the ants are waking up. 234 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:57,534 They need to start farming soon. 235 00:09:58,308 --> 00:09:59,640 Thanks. 236 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:01,678 Best day ever. Best day ever. 237 00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:04,607 So much is happening. 238 00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,974 Question. Should I get stripes shaved into the side of my head? 239 00:10:08,051 --> 00:10:09,383 No. No. 240 00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:10,511 Please. 241 00:10:10,587 --> 00:10:12,385 Did Todd tell you to do that? Yes. 242 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:14,253 Yeah, I thought so. You love him, right? 243 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:16,659 You love him. I can tell. 244 00:10:16,726 --> 00:10:18,558 I love you. No, no, not me. 245 00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:19,823 Him. What... 246 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,387 He's certainly opinionated. 247 00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:22,625 If you're not gonna take the ants over, 248 00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:24,531 I should probably just do it myself. I'm going. 249 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:29,733 No. Are you jealous of him because you think he's funnier than you? 250 00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:31,463 Honey. 251 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,531 I don't think he's funnier than me. 252 00:10:32,609 --> 00:10:33,770 He's funnier than me. 253 00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:36,276 He's not funny at all. 254 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:38,372 So I'm less funny than not funny at all? 255 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:40,849 Hey, oh-oh, I think the ants are starting to eat each other. 256 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:45,685 No, what I'm saying is he's not funny, but you're funnier than he is. 257 00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:49,488 Okay, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, 258 00:10:50,226 --> 00:10:51,455 Charlie Bit My Finger, 259 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:54,464 Michael Scott, then all the way down here, 260 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:56,427 Todd Packer. 261 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:58,526 That's insane. 262 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:00,866 Honey, he's a jerk. 263 00:11:00,937 --> 00:11:03,964 For Pete's sake, it just needs to be done. 264 00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,904 So you two are married now, right? 265 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,175 Yeah. 266 00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,274 That's sweet. How's the sex? 267 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,315 - Yeah. - Hey, Packer, 268 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:18,980 I made you some hot chocolate. 269 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,079 Why? 270 00:11:20,156 --> 00:11:21,954 'Cause I want to let bygones be bygones, 271 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:23,118 show you I'm cool. 272 00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:25,219 You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much. 273 00:11:25,295 --> 00:11:27,321 I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife. 274 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:29,161 That's a lot of reasons. 275 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,393 Drink it. 276 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,559 I think I'll pass. 277 00:11:32,035 --> 00:11:34,766 The only hot chocolate I'm into is Vivica A. Fox. 278 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:35,961 Can I talk to you for a second? 279 00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:37,473 Here. Okay. Okay. Okay. 280 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,974 So this hot chocolate thing with Packer... 281 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:40,408 None of your business. 282 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,877 Well, you know you can't actually poison him. Right? 283 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:44,978 It isn't poison. It's a laxative. 284 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,414 People take laxatives all the time. 285 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,816 This is just a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle it. 286 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:52,684 I really think we should join forces on this one. 287 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,984 Really? What do we think? 288 00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:55,685 What would drive him crazy? 289 00:11:56,826 --> 00:11:57,987 I know. Here we go. 290 00:11:58,494 --> 00:12:00,827 Pepto-Bismol in his hot chocolate. 291 00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:02,229 You have got to stop 292 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:03,732 with the hot chocolate stuff. 293 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,824 Okay. 294 00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,267 I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers 295 00:12:06,603 --> 00:12:08,037 so they only come out two inches. 296 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,005 Then, that way, you can see everything in them, 297 00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:11,132 but you can't get at it. 298 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:15,406 Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister. 299 00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:17,003 That wouldn't annoy a person at all. 300 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,571 Where do you come up with this stuff? 301 00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:21,618 Okay. All right, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101, 302 00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:23,986 say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, 303 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,180 and we're giving away free tickets. 304 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:27,815 We give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number. 305 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:29,188 Who is Justice Beaver? 306 00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:33,590 He... It's a crime-fighting beaver. 307 00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:35,962 Why don't you write up your best 40 ideas 308 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,398 and e-mail them to me. Can you do that? 309 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,526 Absolutely. I'll e-mail you 100. 310 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:39,591 Okay. 311 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:43,470 Yeah. Write up your list of 100, edit it down to your top 40, 312 00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:44,734 and I'll read it over. 313 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,207 Pam, can I talk to you in private? 314 00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:48,643 I don't know if there's really a private place in this office. 315 00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:50,441 Well, I put a sign-up sheet in the conference room, 316 00:12:50,513 --> 00:12:52,379 and I signed us up for three mods. 317 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,907 A mod is five minutes, and it started two minutes ago, so... 318 00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:57,612 You did that? Can we talk about this in the meeting? 319 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,121 'Cause we're already late. Okay. 320 00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:00,715 Wow, when did people sign up for that? 321 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,780 Mind if I close the door? 322 00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:03,053 No. 323 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:06,119 What you did out there earlier was totally un-cool. 324 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:08,790 Well, what I was supposed to do, let you walk all over me? 325 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,857 You humiliated me in front of everybody. 326 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,497 Okay, well, I didn't think about it like that. 327 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,471 It's just... I can't do anything about it. 328 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,872 I can't replace your computer unless that one breaks. 329 00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:21,240 Well, I mean, it's pretty broken already. 330 00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:24,145 Well, if it breaks all the way, 331 00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,340 I can get you a new one. 332 00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:30,179 Pretty sneaky, sis. 333 00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:37,290 Hey, cats, we got a jam session in mods six, nine and 12. 334 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,597 There are 400 of these. 335 00:13:42,665 --> 00:13:44,361 Yeah, I couldn't cut it down. 336 00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:45,629 They're all good. 337 00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:49,769 So good. "Number three, eat a frog." That sounds promising. 338 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,568 "Number four, eat a dog." 339 00:13:51,808 --> 00:13:54,437 I don't know, from a practical standpoint... 340 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:56,570 One thirty-five. Did you like one thirty-five? 341 00:13:57,113 --> 00:14:00,515 "Eat a brog." Maybe it's 'cause I didn't understand it. 342 00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:05,255 I just had a couple of notes. Let me grab a pen and... 343 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,017 Damn it. 344 00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:12,460 Just when we were... Just when we were getting going. 345 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,904 Allow all cookies? Why, soitenly. 346 00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:30,009 Pop-ups? Yes, please. 347 00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:33,840 Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? 348 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,407 Yeah, why not? 349 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,684 I hope you don't get sick, Mr. Computer. 350 00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:42,555 Why are you doing this to me, Andy? 351 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,856 Because I hate your broke ass. 352 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:47,957 And a 76ers fan to boot. I like that. 353 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,658 And you made Hank smile. 354 00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:52,133 That doesn't happen often. You're very charming. 355 00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:55,372 You know what? That is something that you should take upstairs 356 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,669 and use on the people that really matter. 357 00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:00,539 Why? I don't know. 358 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,837 Holly mentioned that there were some complaints 359 00:15:03,913 --> 00:15:06,075 and that you had said some things about Kevin. 360 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,981 Holly said that? Yeah. 361 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,019 She was laughing hysterically the whole time. 362 00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:12,055 I guess you said something weird about your daughter. 363 00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:15,091 She asked me, Michael. It would have been rude not to answer. 364 00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:17,024 You've been on the road a long time. 365 00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:19,119 And you've been an outdoor cat. 366 00:15:19,195 --> 00:15:21,061 And now you have to be an indoor cat, 367 00:15:21,531 --> 00:15:23,329 so you can't be peeing all over the walls. 368 00:15:23,599 --> 00:15:26,091 Michael, can I open the kimono with you? 369 00:15:27,503 --> 00:15:29,096 I've been on the road too long. 370 00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:32,342 But I want to connect with my daughter. 371 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,570 And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers. 372 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,306 No, it isn't. 373 00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:38,581 You're right. I got to... I got to watch my behavior. 374 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,775 Yeah, a little bit. 375 00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:42,779 Don't give up on me. 376 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:46,817 I won't. 377 00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,683 Okay. Everybody? I need you to see this, 378 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,922 because maybe there is somebody here 379 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,760 that you underestimated who will surprise you. 380 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:58,165 Todd Packer is going to apologize. 381 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,133 Kevin, front and center. Come here. 382 00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:03,468 I got a lot of numbers here to put together. 383 00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:06,031 Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face. 384 00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,236 We know that you are hurt and embarrassed. 385 00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:09,802 That's silly. 386 00:16:09,912 --> 00:16:12,177 I should be apologizing to Packer, 387 00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:16,310 'cause everybody knows that I can dish it as good as I can take it. 388 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:20,015 Okay, sweetie, no, you shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. 389 00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:21,455 That doesn't make any sense. 390 00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:23,618 You ready for this? Are you ready for this? Mmm-hmm. 391 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:25,662 Gentlemen, start your engines. 392 00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:29,858 I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier. 393 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,867 Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, 394 00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,926 but I'll stand here for the big show. 395 00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:36,370 Kevin, do you accept the apology? 396 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:38,567 Don't do it, Kevin. That's that fake kind of apology. 397 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:39,973 Okay, go back to the annex. 398 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,568 This is textbook. It's so un-cool. 399 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:44,614 Ryan does this to me all the time, 400 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,581 like it's some offense to have feelings. 401 00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:47,708 Don't do it, Kevin. 402 00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:48,807 Sometimes you overreact. 403 00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,285 Michael, how is this supposed to work? 404 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,321 Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, 405 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,482 and then he's just gonna make half-ass apologies, 406 00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:55,752 and we're back to square one. 407 00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:58,056 Okay. You want an apology? Here goes. 408 00:16:58,594 --> 00:17:00,392 Kevin, I am so sorry. 409 00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:03,433 You are skinny, and you're a genius. 410 00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:06,230 Okay. That... That was maybe too much. 411 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:10,005 Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley. 412 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:13,372 Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. 413 00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:16,935 Packer never lived up to his parents' expectations, Andy. 414 00:17:18,948 --> 00:17:21,179 Angela loves pussycats. Packer loves... 415 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,274 No, don't. 416 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:23,944 I was going to say "dogs!" 417 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,921 Okay, you know what? This is over. 418 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:28,583 Apology has been issued, and we're through with it. 419 00:17:28,658 --> 00:17:32,925 Packer's going to be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us. 420 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,362 So, listen, we have to really scuff this up. 421 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,959 No, no, no, we can say that the previous owner was a neat freak 422 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:43,131 or an elegant old lady, and she just kept it around 423 00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:45,231 in case her grandkids came to visit. 424 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:48,676 But they died, and they never came. I'm gonna make myself cry. 425 00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:50,841 Andy, this is the deal we made. 426 00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:52,542 That's probably good. That's enough. 427 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:54,106 We should break this hinge maybe. 428 00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:55,651 Let's not go crazy. 429 00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:56,845 Well, thanks. Will do. 430 00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:59,184 Absolutely. Now, when you get down there, 431 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:01,383 Jo's a little bit forgetful, 432 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,449 so she may have locked the gate, 433 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:05,495 but what you're gonna do is, go ahead, hop it, 434 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,189 and just head back to the pool. 435 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,492 That sounds weird. 436 00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:10,726 It is weird. Look at you. Perceptive. 437 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,770 Now I know why Jo's kept her eye on you. 438 00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,464 And you make sure to get down there 439 00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:17,131 and check out the Harry Potter World. 440 00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:19,801 Whatever you want to do in your spare time is up to you. 441 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,640 Harry Potter World is supposed to be fantastic. 442 00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:24,203 Apparently, as soon as corporate found out 443 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,146 I wanted to come in off the road, 444 00:18:26,215 --> 00:18:28,980 Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. 445 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:30,451 And here's the best part. 446 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:33,079 I'm a huge alligator nerd. 447 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:37,183 I can name you every genus, every subspecies. 448 00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:39,057 Also, I'm a huge boob nerd. 449 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,596 Check it out and have a free Butterbeer on us. 450 00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:43,189 Keep the receipt, and we'll get you back. 451 00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:44,733 What are you doing? 452 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,824 This is a very important client. 453 00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:47,164 All right, so just pack your bags. 454 00:18:47,236 --> 00:18:49,296 And be sure to bring those swimming trunks. 455 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:50,567 Bye, now. Bye. 456 00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:54,265 I cannot believe this. You're sending Packer to Florida? Why? 457 00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:55,604 Because he's a jerk. You gave him my desk. 458 00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:59,014 Okay. So you're tricking him into flying to Florida. 459 00:18:59,115 --> 00:19:01,380 This wasn't my first choice. Jim had so many better ideas. 460 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,476 You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did. 461 00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:06,147 No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not in the plan. 462 00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:07,815 That is actually anti what we're doing. 463 00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:09,892 He is my oldest friend. I am going to tell him. 464 00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:12,461 Wait. Why don't we come up with a plan that we're all happy about? 465 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,826 Yeah, that... 466 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:17,094 Pam, how is this thing even any better than my old computer? 467 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:20,000 Come on, Andy. I mean, you said you wanted a computer. 468 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,435 This is the best I could do. 469 00:19:21,504 --> 00:19:22,972 Where'd you even find this thing? 470 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:24,473 Like, in the corner of the warehouse? 471 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,941 Yes, I found it on a shelf in the corner of the warehouse. 472 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:30,946 All right, well, thank you for my garbage computer. 473 00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,780 You're looking at the new face of corporate. 474 00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:43,382 Gonna put the "ass" in Tallahassee. 475 00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:44,722 Yes, about that... 476 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,729 Man, we got to go out and celebrate tonight. 477 00:19:46,962 --> 00:19:48,430 Well, I don't know if that's a good idea. 478 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,563 The old ball and chain? 479 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,397 No. No. Nothing like that at all. 480 00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:54,027 Listen, I'm gonna tell you something 481 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,504 that none of these people have the stones to tell you. 482 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,006 It's your girlfriend. 483 00:19:58,674 --> 00:19:59,937 She's uptight. 484 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:01,969 Sorry? 485 00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:03,342 I know this stuff can hurt, 486 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,904 but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. 487 00:20:05,981 --> 00:20:08,883 All I'm saying is, in about a month or so, have you down to Florida, 488 00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:12,251 introduce you to all the local talent. 489 00:20:15,057 --> 00:20:17,083 Sounds great. 490 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,286 Yeah. It's gonna be so good. 491 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,885 That is. It's gonna be awesome. 492 00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:23,228 I think you're really going to enjoy it down there. 493 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:28,302 I'm sorry about your friend. 494 00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,236 No. He's an ass. 495 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,400 You are. 496 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,573 You are. 497 00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:38,609 What are you, wicked smaht? 498 00:20:39,915 --> 00:20:41,315 No, you are. 499 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,112 Hoo-ah! 500 00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:49,352 Hoo-ah! 501 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:54,186 Saw Andy's new computer you found in the warehouse. 502 00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,526 Yep. Lucked out. 503 00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:56,622 Yeah, you really did, 504 00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:59,601 'cause I know every inch of that warehouse. 505 00:21:00,336 --> 00:21:01,804 Yep. Super lucky. 506 00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:03,099 Maybe you could go back down there 507 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,641 and see if you can find me some extra sick days. 508 00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:13,708 Yeah. 509 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:18,351 You know what? I think I saw one sick day. 510 00:21:20,422 --> 00:21:21,822 I think maybe I saw five. 511 00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:22,950 Three. 512 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:28,693 I'm full-on corrupt. 513 00:21:29,315 --> 00:21:39,315 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.