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Hey, Oscar.
Big Will & Grace fan, huh?

2
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Nope.

3
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Everybody assumes I am.
I always get them as gifts.

4
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Dunder Mifflin is having our
first ever garage sale.

5
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Like many Americans,

6
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we realized we had a lot of things
that we didn't really need.

7
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And 10 cents of every dollar
is going into the party fund

8
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so we can throw parties
for ourselves.

9
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People, look alive!

10
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It's show time!

11
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Doors open in
three, two, one!

12
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Ooh! Yikes!

13
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It's cold, Dwight.
Just shut the door

14
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and let people
come in the front.

15
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It's good that it's cold.
It will drive business inside.

16
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The signs will
drive business inside.

17
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The warmth will
lure people inside.

18
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Just close it.

19
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This is how...
I'm not closing the door.

20
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Close the door. Close it.

21
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Close it.
Stop it!

22
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Kevin, shut the door.

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24
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Uh-oh!

25
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Looks like someone's
sign's a little crooked.

26
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It looks awful.

27
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Need a thumb tack?
Sure.

28
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Not so fast.

29
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Schrutes are farmers by hobby
and traders by trade.

30
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Through the art
of the swap,

31
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I will walk out of this garage
sale with the finest item here.

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I will trade you
for the used candle.

33
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Forget you.

34
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Come on. It's trash, like your
sign, unless you have this.

35
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Fine. Just give it.

36
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That's how it's done.

37
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Whoa! I love her.
How much for that?

38
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I actually don't know
why I brought that

39
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because it's
kind of priceless.

40
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Ten dollars.

41
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No. I paid $500 for that.

42
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$200.
$500.

43
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$20.
$45.

44
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Get lost.
Damn it.

45
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And that is how you do it.

46
00:02:02,943 --> 00:02:04,707
We don't have to sell
that if you don't want.

47
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If it's a problem
with the neon,

48
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I can have my
neon guy take a look.

49
00:02:07,347 --> 00:02:09,839
No, you know what, it's really
more for a bachelor pad.

50
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I just want to
get a fair price.

51
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Well, we could put it
in storage in case.

52
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In case?
In case of what?

53
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You know, in case maybe
something changes.

54
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I don't have an "in case."
Do you have an "in case"?

55
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Nope.

56
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How much for
the Slip 'n Slide?

57
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Get lost.

58
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Yes, hello, Mr. Flax. This is Michael
Scott, your daughter's boss.

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I am calling because I am going to
have to fire your daughter Holly

60
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because she's such
a terrible employee.

61
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I'm just kidding.

62
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I'm kidding.
I am actually calling

63
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because I'm
in love with her.

64
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I love your daughter,
and I have for some time.

65
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And I would like to discuss
my intentions with you,

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which are to ask
her to marry me.

67
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And I was just hoping that you
would give me your approval.

68
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And this isn't a joke. So call
me back when you get this.

69
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And I look forward to
speaking. Thank you.

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Mmm.

71
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Are you serious? A half-used candle?
Get out of here, Dwight.

72
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You're blocking my table
with your giant body.

73
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Because there's
a huge line of people

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who want your
spinster tchotchkes.

75
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Screw you, man.
People like my stuff.

76
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People like Ryan?

77
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Let me tell you
about men like him.

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He comes over and you're like, "Hey,
baby, let me light a candle."

79
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And you pull out
this one, half used.

80
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He's like, "Who else is she seeing?
I better lock her down fast."

81
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You can take my Helen
Fielding collection.

82
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And the Jennifer
Weiner collection.

83
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Oh, my gosh, you have
the Dallas board game?

84
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Yeah. When I was a kid,
I was on Dallas.

85
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Really?
Yeah.

86
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We missed our
connecting flight

87
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and we spent the
entire day on Dallas.

88
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Then we spent a week on Hawaii.
I was on heaven.

89
00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,259
We should play it.

90
00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,361
Well, there's
no instructions.

91
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It's Dallas, the game.
We can figure it out.

92
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Yeah.

93
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I'm pretty good
at board games.

94
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Well, should we make it
a little interesting?

95
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Sure.

96
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What is this?

97
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How did those get out?
I'm sorry.

98
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"Professor Copperfield's
Miracle Legumes"?

99
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I was in Jamaica
and I got lost,

100
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and it was getting dark this one
night and then out of nowhere,

101
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this guy comes with a cart
and he's selling these.

102
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Dwight, he told me
things about myself

103
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that there's no way
he could have known.

104
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That's a common
swindler's trick.

105
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Probably. Probably.

106
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So I buy some, I turn the
corner, I feel like an idiot,

107
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so I go back to get my
money and he was gone.

108
00:05:00,053 --> 00:05:03,751
So you want to
sell me magic beans?

109
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Correction. I do not
want to sell you

110
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"Professor Copperfield's
Miracle Legumes."

111
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Nice try. No, correction,
terrible try.

112
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Michael called Dad?

113
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Your friend, Michael,
yes. What's going on?

114
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Um...

115
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I think I know, but I'll
sound stupid if I'm wrong.

116
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Is Dad there?

117
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Hollis?
Hi, Dad.

118
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There was a program
on TV about India.

119
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Okay. Did you
connect with Michael?

120
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You want to watch it?

121
00:05:38,091 --> 00:05:41,892
I'm not there, Dad.
I'm in Pennsylvania.

122
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What... What are
you doing there?

123
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I live here.

124
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Can I talk to
you about Michael?

125
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I'll put your mother on.

126
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- No, no, no, Dad...
- Holly?

127
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Mom, Dad can't seem to
focus on the subject.

128
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Don't you worry about him.
He's got me.

129
00:05:56,943 --> 00:05:58,468
Well, who do you have?

130
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I have your father. He's right here.
I'll put him on.

131
00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:02,908
No, Mom.

132
00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:06,311
Oh! Which one's decaf?

133
00:06:22,502 --> 00:06:24,494
Michael! Michael! Hey!
Hi!

134
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Hi, I'm just coming out to see what
you're doing and maybe stop you.

135
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Ah!

136
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You know what?
Do you have a siphon?

137
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I think I'm going
to run out of gas.

138
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Why do you
need more gas?

139
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Well, I'm writing a message.

140
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Is it a good message
or a bad message?

141
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I'm asking Holly
a question in fire.

142
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Are you proposing?

143
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Maybe.

144
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Wow!

145
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You know what? I've got gas
on my hands and my shoes.

146
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Would you... Would you light it?
Do the honors, please?

147
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Yeah. Yeah. No problem.

148
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Pam?
Yep.

149
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Could you light this, please?

150
00:07:00,306 --> 00:07:05,370
Michael, you've had two ideas
today, and one of them was great

151
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and the other
one was terrible.

152
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I am not in the mood
for riddles, Pam.

153
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This is terrible.

154
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No, this is romantic.

155
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You know what? I'm going to get a
hose and then we'll talk about it.

156
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Okay, we'll figure it out.

157
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I'll be right back.
Just stay there.

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Free sample?

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My mom makes the
best pesto in the world.

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And I always tell her,
"Mom, you should sell this.

161
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"You'd make a fortune."

162
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And she always says,
"No, it's just for family."

163
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Well, finally I was like,
"... it. I'll sell it."

164
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So I'm like, "Mom, I need
you to make a ton of pesto

165
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"for a pesto party
for all my friends."

166
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She's like, "Okay."
Pesto party? Really?

167
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Anyway, she makes like 100 bottles worth.
It's so good.

168
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And Phyllis just had that
"mom look" I wanted.

169
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You got this
kosher certified?

170
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No. I meant like, "It's cool. It's kosher.
It's all good."

171
00:08:02,235 --> 00:08:05,763
Ryan, you have such an interesting mind.
So creative.

172
00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:09,276
All these new business
ideas and artistic projects.

173
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Thank you.
What you got there?

174
00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:15,674
It's just
Stanley's old photo album.

175
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I was thinking about
throwing it in the garbage.

176
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I mean, why would I want some
random black man's old photo album

177
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sitting on my book shelf?
I'm not James Franco.

178
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Things are going very well.

179
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I traded a thumb tack
for Meredith's junk,

180
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for Kelly's crap,
for Phyllis's garbage,

181
00:08:31,798 --> 00:08:34,131
for Oscar's trash,
for Stanley's crap,

182
00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,465
for Ryan's junk,
for Creed's garbage,

183
00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:40,473
for a very cute squid
that Erin happened to have.

184
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Jim, put those away.

185
00:08:46,346 --> 00:08:48,076
I'm really sorry.
Pam must've put those out.

186
00:08:48,681 --> 00:08:49,979
All right,
just out of curiosity,

187
00:08:50,049 --> 00:08:51,574
what were the claims
for those beans?

188
00:08:51,985 --> 00:08:53,385
They're legumes, Dwight.

189
00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:55,479
And you're just going to make
fun of me, so why would I...

190
00:08:57,991 --> 00:09:00,324
You know what?
This ends now.

191
00:09:12,038 --> 00:09:13,700
Hey, Michael, everyone's
in the conference room.

192
00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,164
Why?

193
00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:16,334
You called a meeting.
I don't...

194
00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:17,967
I did?

195
00:09:18,311 --> 00:09:20,906
Okay.
Thank you all for coming.

196
00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:24,109
I would like to talk to you
today about recycling.

197
00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:25,584
Michael.
Yes?

198
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,621
We are a family. I could
not agree with you more.

199
00:09:27,687 --> 00:09:30,020
And I've always believed that
we should all be very involved

200
00:09:30,123 --> 00:09:32,115
in one another's personal
lives in a very major way.

201
00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,182
Yes. Thank you.

202
00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:34,249
So about this proposal thing.

203
00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:36,626
No, no, no, no.
My mind's made up.

204
00:09:36,696 --> 00:09:38,722
I am not going
to change my mind.

205
00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:39,993
You can't
talk me out of it.

206
00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:42,932
Michael,
she's perfect for you.

207
00:09:43,002 --> 00:09:44,061
She's the one.

208
00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,662
She's amazing.
This is very exciting.

209
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,472
So we just... We want to
help you plan the proposal

210
00:09:50,543 --> 00:09:54,844
so that it's safe, and responsible,
and realistic and doable.

211
00:09:55,148 --> 00:09:57,379
I had a great idea
until you ruined it.

212
00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:58,850
You want to know
how to do it?

213
00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:02,047
Here's how you do it. Take her out
to dinner, go down on one knee.

214
00:10:02,121 --> 00:10:04,886
If you are in a costume,
you did something wrong.

215
00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:06,882
If at any point,
you find yourself

216
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,826
tying the ring
to a dog's collar,

217
00:10:08,895 --> 00:10:10,921
stop and look at yourself.

218
00:10:11,598 --> 00:10:12,588
Hmm.

219
00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:15,668
I'm going to play me
a little old blackmail card.

220
00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:16,962
Nice.

221
00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:18,629
And call a proxy meeting

222
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:22,233
and take control of
Ewing Oil once and for all.

223
00:10:22,508 --> 00:10:23,874
No, you can't do that.

224
00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:26,640
You can't play
a blackmail card

225
00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:29,476
and call a proxy meeting
in the same turn.

226
00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:33,480
Why not? It seems to me
we're just making up rules

227
00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:36,045
because somebody forgot
to staple the rule book

228
00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:38,956
to the inside of the game,
like a normal human being.

229
00:10:39,025 --> 00:10:43,486
And I'm going to play this
here "share the wealth" card.

230
00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:47,500
Which entitles me to half
of both of you all's money.

231
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,365
So, if you don't mind.

232
00:10:49,469 --> 00:10:52,234
No, this card is
from the wrong game.

233
00:10:52,305 --> 00:10:54,103
This is from
The Game of Life.

234
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:55,266
It was in the box.

235
00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:56,707
Well played.
Thank you.

236
00:10:56,809 --> 00:10:58,801
We must honorably
adhere to the rules

237
00:10:58,878 --> 00:11:00,506
that we are
making up on the spot.

238
00:11:00,813 --> 00:11:02,145
No, but that's not fair.

239
00:11:02,615 --> 00:11:04,584
Well, that's Dallas.

240
00:11:05,351 --> 00:11:07,320
Dallas indeed.

241
00:11:09,822 --> 00:11:14,021
What? Ryan, where did
you get this picture?

242
00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:18,594
My mom also
makes the best salsa.

243
00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,401
This is your mom's
old stuff?

244
00:11:22,468 --> 00:11:23,868
Yeah, mostly.

245
00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:25,861
How's she doing?

246
00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,335
It didn't go down easy,
but she's made some friends

247
00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:30,070
and it's already
better than it was.

248
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,542
How do you know
when it's time?

249
00:11:32,612 --> 00:11:34,410
I don't know
if you ever know.

250
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,939
And if you wait for the day when
your parent comes to you and says,

251
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:41,783
"I can't take care of myself,"
that's never going to happen.

252
00:11:43,723 --> 00:11:46,454
I have a box of bras under the
table if you're interested.

253
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:48,387
Let me see.

254
00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:52,529
Okay, I think animals and
proposals are out. Right, Ryan?

255
00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:54,567
Didn't you read in one of
your blogs that animals...

256
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:57,331
Blogs are out, but people are texting
each other, "No more animals."

257
00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:58,731
How about this?

258
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,741
I throw a corpse dressed
like me off of the roof.

259
00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:03,599
It hits the ground...
Yep.

260
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,042
the head pops off.

261
00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,340
This leads to me
saying the line,

262
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:09,541
"I lost my head when I
fell in love with you."

263
00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:10,742
That's a guarantee.

264
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,217
Easy enough
to get a corpse.

265
00:12:12,285 --> 00:12:14,015
You just go to a med school.
I already have the ring.

266
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:15,551
Don't think you
need the corpse then.

267
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,450
There's the ring.

268
00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:19,789
Holy... Is that real?

269
00:12:19,859 --> 00:12:20,883
Yeah.

270
00:12:21,094 --> 00:12:22,255
They say three-year salary.

271
00:12:23,763 --> 00:12:24,822
Is she not going
to like that?

272
00:12:24,897 --> 00:12:26,365
No, she's going to love it,

273
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,268
so I think you can
keep the proposal simple.

274
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,503
You know,
like when Jim proposed.

275
00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,233
He just...
He got down on one knee

276
00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:34,899
and he told me
that he loved me

277
00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:37,340
and he asked me to marry
him, and it was perfect.

278
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,278
Where was that?

279
00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:40,973
At a gas station.

280
00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:43,205
At a gas station?

281
00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:44,814
Well, it was when she was
working in New York,

282
00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:46,284
so it was halfway
between both of us.

283
00:12:46,786 --> 00:12:48,652
That must have
been a surprise

284
00:12:48,721 --> 00:12:51,953
when at the gas
station you proposed.

285
00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:56,253
No, it was really... It was really sweet.
It was raining and...

286
00:12:56,596 --> 00:12:58,827
Yeah, you didn't say
that the weather was bad.

287
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:00,924
That sounds perfect.

288
00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:08,499
I want this to be an event that everyone
talks about always and forever.

289
00:13:09,008 --> 00:13:10,032
Totally reasonable.

290
00:13:10,343 --> 00:13:11,834
I just... It's terrifying.

291
00:13:12,645 --> 00:13:13,772
She's not going to say no.

292
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,176
I know, but I'm still scared.
I don't know why.

293
00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,180
Because it's a big deal.

294
00:13:18,251 --> 00:13:21,449
I mean, I knew Pam was going to
say yes, but I was still scared.

295
00:13:21,988 --> 00:13:23,081
You were scared?

296
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:24,488
Yeah, it's scary.

297
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:32,290
Get this. Kevin thought I was going
to sell my Bowflex for $200.

298
00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:35,665
And I told him, "Dude, this
was a prop in my movie."

299
00:13:36,302 --> 00:13:37,531
Look, I need to talk to you.

300
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,770
Okay. It's because we
haven't sold anything.

301
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,535
You know what? You just wait
until the end of the day,

302
00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:43,667
people will get desperate and
they're going to pay anything.

303
00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:45,908
I think I need to
go home to Colorado.

304
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,940
My dad isn't doing so well.

305
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:51,607
Oh!

306
00:13:51,684 --> 00:13:53,346
Okay. For how long?

307
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:55,147
I don't know.

308
00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:56,887
Is he all right?
Yeah.

309
00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:57,946
Are you okay?

310
00:13:58,024 --> 00:13:59,048
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just, you know...

311
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,889
I just don't want to go home
when he's on his death bed.

312
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,792
You know, I want to be there
when he's still my dad.

313
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,559
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you
definitely need to do that.

314
00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,762
And I want you
to come with me.

315
00:14:09,035 --> 00:14:11,698
I know that's a lot
to ask of a boyfriend.

316
00:14:12,538 --> 00:14:13,631
Okay.

317
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:18,006
And I was thinking,
you know, maybe,

318
00:14:18,077 --> 00:14:20,205
since given our
last conversation

319
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:23,647
and that we're both ready...

320
00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:26,616
Michael Scott, will you...

321
00:14:26,719 --> 00:14:29,951
No, no. Shut it.

322
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:34,225
Oh, God,
nope, nope, nope.

323
00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:37,856
What?

324
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:41,628
No, I am not going to be
proposed to in the break room.

325
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,000
That is not going
to be our story.

326
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,060
Mmm-mmm.

327
00:14:46,105 --> 00:14:48,734
Should have burned this place
down when I had a chance.

328
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,636
Hey, guys, it's my turn.

329
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:55,045
You can't go. You're dead.
I shot you five moves ago.

330
00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:57,446
Yeah, I told you,
you can't shoot people.

331
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,349
I told you we're
way past rules.

332
00:14:59,418 --> 00:15:01,182
We have been
for some time now.

333
00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:04,122
I start having rules now,
everything we've built collapses.

334
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:07,251
Well, this is stupid,
and I want my money back.

335
00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:09,354
Where's the money?

336
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,728
Yeah, where is it?

337
00:15:12,798 --> 00:15:15,233
Okay. You know what?
I am never,

338
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:18,567
ever playing games
with you two again.

339
00:15:23,776 --> 00:15:26,575
And that is Dallas.

340
00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:31,042
- Nice.
- Not bad, right?

341
00:15:31,183 --> 00:15:32,276
I can't really tell,
but...

342
00:15:32,351 --> 00:15:33,478
Nice.

343
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:34,646
I know, right?

344
00:15:36,422 --> 00:15:37,822
What the...

345
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,256
Oh, my God.

346
00:15:41,327 --> 00:15:43,489
That's impossible.
It is, right?

347
00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:44,690
I mean, it's impossible.

348
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:50,328
All right. I'll take them.

349
00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:52,031
They're probably worthless.
Probably.

350
00:15:52,471 --> 00:15:54,235
Leave the telescope.

351
00:15:57,977 --> 00:15:59,343
I started with
a thumb tack

352
00:15:59,845 --> 00:16:02,371
and traded my way
to a telescope.

353
00:16:03,349 --> 00:16:05,045
But in a way
the most valuable thing here

354
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,143
wasn't the telescope
at all. No.

355
00:16:07,987 --> 00:16:10,752
It was this
packet of beans.

356
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:13,190
So I traded
the telescope for it,

357
00:16:13,259 --> 00:16:16,252
and I can just go
buy another telescope.

358
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,428
Hey. How'd we do?

359
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,497
Thirteen dollars.
That's great.

360
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,801
And still have most
of our stuff? Good.

361
00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:28,130
Listen, about earlier...

362
00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:30,039
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's not talk about that.

363
00:16:30,109 --> 00:16:33,045
It was wrong to put you
in that position. I...

364
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:35,206
Michael, you're my life now.

365
00:16:35,281 --> 00:16:36,476
I'm not going to Colorado.

366
00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:41,119
You know what?
Let's go for a little walk.

367
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,485
I want to show you
some stuff.

368
00:16:47,593 --> 00:16:50,461
So this is one of my favorite
places in the world.

369
00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:52,464
Why? This is where
Toby announced

370
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:54,898
that he was
going to Costa Rica.

371
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:57,061
It was the happiest
day of my life

372
00:16:57,136 --> 00:16:59,105
until the day you
came to replace him.

373
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,636
Let's go in here.

374
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:09,374
And this is where
we first kissed.

375
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:10,711
I remember.

376
00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:12,615
And this is where
we first made love.

377
00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:13,812
Oh, yeah.

378
00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:15,354
Remember what
I tried there?

379
00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:16,821
Michael.

380
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:22,989
Through these blinds
is where I first saw you,

381
00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:24,690
and you had
all these boxes

382
00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:26,960
and I thought you were the
prettiest mover I'd ever seen.

383
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:31,062
And I was sitting
at this desk

384
00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:34,835
when I called you to
tell you that I had herpes

385
00:17:34,907 --> 00:17:36,500
and that I was
still in love with you,

386
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:39,744
and you said that it was over
and that you didn't love me.

387
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,112
But thank goodness
none of that was true,

388
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,310
including the herpes.
Ingrown hair. Yes.

389
00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:50,583
Right in here, this is where
we co-ran our first meeting.

390
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:53,355
You remember?
Obesity awareness.

391
00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:54,450
Mmm-hmm.

392
00:17:54,527 --> 00:17:55,756
Saved a lot of
lives that day.

393
00:17:55,828 --> 00:17:57,194
That's when you
first met Michael Klump.

394
00:17:57,363 --> 00:17:59,264
"I say, I say,
I'll sit on you."

395
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,630
And right over there,
that's where you realized

396
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:05,035
that Meredith was prostituting
herself for Outback steak.

397
00:18:05,404 --> 00:18:08,670
And I will never forget that you
had the cutest look on your face

398
00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:09,731
because you
couldn't believe it.

399
00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:11,937
You thought
it was so wrong.

400
00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:13,738
And over here...

401
00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:14,906
What happened here?

402
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,609
Well, nothing.
Nothing, really.

403
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:20,619
I would just find
an excuse to come here

404
00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:22,552
so I could stare at
you through that window.

405
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:24,779
This is what I'd do.

406
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:29,086
Nice.

407
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,824
Let's go in here.
Okay.

408
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:39,271
Hi, guys.

409
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:43,371
This is where our love
faces its toughest test.

410
00:18:43,442 --> 00:18:47,436
After this, it's just smooth
sailing for the rest of our lives.

411
00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:49,941
Holly, will you marry me?

412
00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:52,283
No.

413
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:54,343
Marry me, Holly.

414
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,410
No.

415
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:57,753
That guy's got more than he
can handle as it is.

416
00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,655
Will you marry me?
No.

417
00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,583
That marriage
would be a sham.

418
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,151
Will you marry me?
No.

419
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,253
Easy "no."

420
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:05,831
Will you marry me?
No.

421
00:19:05,898 --> 00:19:07,491
That would be hot.
I would pay to see that.

422
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:08,795
Will you marry me, Holly?

423
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:09,892
No.

424
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:12,200
Only one that I was
kind of worried about.

425
00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,730
This is where I
fell in love with you.

426
00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:41,833
And this is where I
ask you to marry me.

427
00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:55,775
It started with...

428
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:14,066
Holly Flax, marrying me,
will you be?

429
00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:18,828
Your wife becoming,
be will I.

430
00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:37,156
That was so awesome.

431
00:20:37,223 --> 00:20:38,350
Congratulations!

432
00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:39,483
Congratulations!

433
00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:42,289
Thank you. So guys,
guys, guys, guys,

434
00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:44,193
we're moving to Colorado.

435
00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:46,563
All of us?
Yep.

436
00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:47,789
Wait, what?

437
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:50,029
Holly has to go
back to Colorado.

438
00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:52,162
I'm going with her.
I'm leaving.