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Kahlua sombrero, please.

2
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All right.
So just you tonight?

3
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Actually, I'm meeting somebody,
but I'm a little bit early.

4
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Leaving my company
after 19 years.

5
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I'll drink to that.

6
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I'm starting at
a company this week.

7
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Oh, really?

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To beginnings and endings.

9
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And to middles. The unsung heroes.
And to moms.

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The moms of the troops.

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Mmm.

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Do not tell my fiancée
I'm drinking on a Wednesday.

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I won't.

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I don't know her.

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Moving out to the 'burbs.

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Actually, I'm moving further than
the 'burbs. Moving to Colorado.

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Colorado?
Yeah.

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Sunshine State.
Yep.

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Don't mess with Colorado.

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No, don't.

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Doing some skiing?

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No, no. I don't want to
end up like Sonny Bobo.

23
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Well, that's just good
sense right there, yeah.

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Everyone I know
who skis is dead.

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You know what? I would like
to try the luge, though.

26
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Try it once, you're hooked.

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That's my guess.
That's what I've heard.

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I'm an Olympics nut.

29
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Oh, yeah? Me, too.
Summer or winter?

30
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Summer.
Summer.

31
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Knuckle. Actually,

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I've got to come around and give you.
Yeah, come on.

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You know, it's funny.
I actually tried

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to get an animal
Olympics going.

35
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Really? What happened?

36
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You know, life happened.

37
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What are you gonna miss
most about Scranton?

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Oh. Wow. The mountains,
where things are. Mmm-hmm.

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That's the way it goes.

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Man, he is late.

41
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I'm gonna call him.
Do you mind? I'm sorry.

42
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No, no.

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Where is this guy?

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Excuse me.

45
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Hello?
This is Michael Scott.

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Yes, hi.
Yes.

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You running late?

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No, I'm here.
I'm at the bar.

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I'm at the bar, too.

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You are? What bar?

51
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I'm at the bar, the bar that's
located in the lobby of the hotel.

52
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I do not see you.

53
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How long have you...

54
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I've been here about, gosh,
over half an hour.

55
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Okay, yeah, me, too.

56
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Sorry.
Sorry.

57
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What are you wearing?

58
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I'm wearing
a gray suit, red tie.

59
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Are we both at
the right place?

60
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Which place would...

61
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I hear your voice.

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I hear your...
I see your lips moving.

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I hear your voice

64
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in the phone. And that's...
Man! And... Oh, brother.

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Michael Scott.

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Deangelo Vickers.

67
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Wow.

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That is insane.

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"That is insane" is right.
That's the right term.

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Bartender, let's get some
vodka up in this cranberry

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and one for my friend.

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I have heard that it is impossible
to become addicted to vodka.

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That is true. That is true.
Vodka is non-addictive.

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Most of the higher
spirits are undetectable.

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It's because
of the potato.

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One, two, three.
two, three.

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To new friends.

78
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Wow.

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Wow.
Wow.

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This is gonna take hours.

81
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Are her breasts
different?

82
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No panties
on this one.

83
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Okay, good.
Good.

84
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And I think the sail
was folded differently.

85
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Oh! No. No, it's good. That's okay.
That's okay.

86
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It's all good.

87
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On this one, I think
she's like, "Get lost,"

88
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but on this one,
I think I have a chance.

89
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No.
Okay.

90
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Now, I still think
the sail is different.

91
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Come on.

92
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Hey, I think
this is broken.

93
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Wanna play again?
Definitely!

94
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That right there...

95
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You want to try this.
Trust me.

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Really?
Trust me.

97
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You want to try this.

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Mmm!

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Are you kidding me?
Mmm-hmm!

100
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Because one day, they say that
blueberries prevent cancer,

101
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and then the next day, they say
that blueberries cause cancer.

102
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That's totally true.

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You know what would be a great Onion
headline? "Cancer prevents cancer."

104
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That's so Onion.
I know!

105
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It's so you,
but it's also so Onion.

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Here we go. Ready?

107
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I am ready.

108
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All right, here we go.

109
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Well, this is it.
What do you think?

110
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She'll do.
Oh, she'll do just fine.

111
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I am very much looking forward
to tomorrow. It is...

112
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It feels like the
culmination of a lot of hard work,

113
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a lot of good fortune and...

114
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Hey, come on. Did that.
Did that just happen?

115
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We should write a movie or something.
I'm serious.

116
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Rise and shine.
Coffee time.

118
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There you go.

119
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Do not talk to me
until I have had my coffee.

120
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Until I've had my coffee,
do not talk to me.

121
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Mmm.

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Oh, I feel better.

123
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I feel awesome.

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It does not agree
with me,

125
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coffee...
No.

126
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and yet,
I have to have it.

127
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You know what?
Coffee keeps me regular.

128
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Yeah.

129
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That's the best time of the day.
That's... That's...

130
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In that regard.
Right, right, right.

131
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And it's the best
time of the day.

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Right, right, right.

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I give it about
seven minutes.

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Really.
Yup.

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Seven minutes from this.

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Beeline.

137
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So at 8:37...

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Michael is leaving.

139
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And apparently they already
hired a new manager.

140
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And we're meeting him today.
It's a lot to process.

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Paperwork-wise.

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Nope, it's not Ashton Kutcher.
It's Kevin Malone.

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Equally handsome,
equally smart.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

145
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Good morning. Good
morning, to you.

146
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What's this?

147
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Oh, nothing.
That is just a screenplay.

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The Adventure Pals by Deangelo
Vickers and Michael Scott.

149
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Oh, my gosh,
it's 150 pages long.

150
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Okay, everyone,
as you know,

151
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one of my favorite things
is fanfare for its own sake.

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So without further ado,

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let's all start clapping.

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Presenting Deangelo Vickers!

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Hi. Hello.

156
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Come on out!

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Hello. Hey.
How are you, sir?

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I'm well, sir,
how are you?

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Uh, can I just say I am so
excited to be working here.

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We couldn't be more excited
about having you here. Welcome.

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Little bit about myself, I love the
American southwest, for starters.

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You may call them Arizona,
New Mexico, Nevada, Utah.

163
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I call them heaven.

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I have a peanut allergy,
something I live with.

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It's a part of me. I've
learned to cope with it.

166
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I was a nationally ranked
high jumper in high school.

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Really?
Yeah.

168
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I didn't know that.

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Couldn't do it in college
for academic reasons,

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and that's something
that still bugs me.

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What else? I'm just as comfortable
at a ball game as I am at the opera.

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I was a...

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Did I want to be
made manager? Sure.

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A great opportunity
squandered? Absolutely.

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A crushing blow? Yes.

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Will I get over it?

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Mmm...

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No.

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But life goes on.
Not for me.

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I think with
a little hard work,

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we can become the greatest
office in the world.

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And I truly believe that, that's
not an understatement. Okay?

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Right?

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Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah? Okay.

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That's about it.
That's about it?

186
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Yeah.
There's so much more.

187
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No. This guy is being so modest,

188
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there's a lot more to him
than what he just said.

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We can't wait to learn it all, right, guys?
Again, welcome.

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Fantastic.
Thank you so much.

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Sir?
Yes.

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Thank you very much.

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So we talked for
like 20 minutes,

194
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no clue it's Deangelo
the whole time.

195
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It's kind of embarrassing.

196
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No, no.

197
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Yeah, that story
makes you sound stupid.

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I happen to like the hilarious
high jinks that I get myself into.

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There he is, there he is.

200
00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:05,214
Deangelo, I was just telling them
about last night when we met.

201
00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:07,466
Remember that?

202
00:09:08,009 --> 00:09:09,510
That was crazy.
That was crazy.

203
00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:12,054
Let's see,
where's my replacement?

204
00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:14,849
Where's the guy I'm replacing?
I don't know.

205
00:09:14,974 --> 00:09:16,851
Why don't I look to my left?
I know.

206
00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:18,394
He's sitting right there.
I know.

207
00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:22,314
Well, that's what I was
just saying. That's...

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That exact situation is why I always
carry around a couple of these.

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Just in case,
'cause, you know,

210
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sometimes you need
to ID yourself.

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Office funny guy.

212
00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,827
Always glad to have
an office funny guy around.

213
00:09:35,786 --> 00:09:36,954
I wasn't even
trying to make a joke.

214
00:09:37,913 --> 00:09:42,501
I guess I've always been sort of
quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.

215
00:09:44,128 --> 00:09:47,173
This is Jim and Pam,
a. K.a. Jap.

216
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What started as an affair has blossomed
into a family before our eyes.

217
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Well, it wasn't... It wasn't an affair.
Yes, it was.

218
00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:54,764
But, no,
but we are a family.

219
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We made that.

220
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- Cecelia.
- Oh!

221
00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,852
Congratulations.
Thank you.

222
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I have four kids
of my own.

223
00:10:01,062 --> 00:10:02,104
Really?
Yeah.

224
00:10:02,188 --> 00:10:06,150
Oh, my gosh, well, we just have
the one, but she poops for four.

225
00:10:06,484 --> 00:10:07,443
Uh-oh.

226
00:10:07,526 --> 00:10:10,529
Someone started off on a
good foot with the new boss.

227
00:10:10,613 --> 00:10:13,074
Yeah, they don't ever talk
about careers that were made

228
00:10:13,157 --> 00:10:16,035
because of unplanned
pregnancies. So...

229
00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:20,039
Meredith has shown me her breasts
on three separate occasions.

230
00:10:20,122 --> 00:10:21,999
Really?
There's Dwight. Dwight!

231
00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:25,294
Best right-hand man in the business,
but you better buy a taser

232
00:10:25,377 --> 00:10:26,545
to keep him from
wiping you butt.

233
00:10:26,629 --> 00:10:29,173
Hey, Dwight. You had something
to say to Deangelo?

234
00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:33,719
"Welcome, new manager
of Dunder Mifflin.

235
00:10:34,595 --> 00:10:37,932
"I am Dwight K. Schrute, I am
assistant regional manager.

236
00:10:38,349 --> 00:10:40,518
"I will be at your beck
and call, night and day.

237
00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:45,022
"Consider me an extension of your own hand.
I serve at your pleasure.

238
00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:48,859
"Congratulations on
joining the staff here.

239
00:10:48,943 --> 00:10:50,694
"This truly is a great day."

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The end.

241
00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:54,698
Very nice.
Thank you.

242
00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,367
I brought you some cookies.

243
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:58,119
Oh, Dwight's home baked cookies.
Really, you didn't have to.

244
00:10:58,202 --> 00:10:59,787
These are the best. Lemon
bars or the coconut ones?

245
00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,413
I got these at the store.

246
00:11:01,747 --> 00:11:05,084
Apparently it's one of the most
popular brands in the United States.

247
00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,711
Enjoy.
Chips Ahoy!

248
00:11:07,962 --> 00:11:08,963
Okay.

249
00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:13,968
Maybe he ran out of yeast,
I don't know.

250
00:11:14,426 --> 00:11:17,596
Maybe syrup? No, not... Well,
maybe syrup. I don't know.

251
00:11:17,721 --> 00:11:19,598
But didn't... Oh, sure, sure.
You can use syrup.

252
00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,976
That apple looks delish.

253
00:11:22,393 --> 00:11:23,727
I do a lot of
portion control.

254
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:26,397
Try to keep my daily caloric
intake under 1,200.

255
00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,732
Deangelo, you're
going to starve to death.

256
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,652
So you decided to have an orgy
and not invite me?

257
00:11:31,735 --> 00:11:33,195
Come on. I call middle.

258
00:11:35,239 --> 00:11:36,949
That's cool that you like
the southwest.

259
00:11:37,074 --> 00:11:38,826
It's one of my
favorite regions.

260
00:11:38,909 --> 00:11:42,913
"It's one of my favorite regions."
Did I just sound totally lame?

261
00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:44,915
Oh.

262
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,293
I sounded good.

263
00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:50,880
I love the desert. It's one
of my favorite ecosystems.

264
00:11:50,963 --> 00:11:53,132
Here's the great thing
about the southwest,

265
00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:55,885
there is so much
more than desert.

266
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:58,095
Along the north rim
of the Grand Canyon

267
00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,431
is a forest as lush
as you've ever seen.

268
00:12:00,598 --> 00:12:02,641
Burned. It's lush, dummy.

269
00:12:02,766 --> 00:12:06,270
Hey, Deangelo, what do you
think about bald people?

270
00:12:07,563 --> 00:12:08,772
I hate them.

271
00:12:08,856 --> 00:12:11,358
Deangelo, I forget, did you
mention you liked politics?

272
00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:12,401
I did not.

273
00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:14,570
Because I was thinking,
you should meet my boyfriend.

274
00:12:14,653 --> 00:12:15,905
He's a state senator.

275
00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:19,366
I really think the two of you would hit
it off. He's a great person to know.

276
00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:21,285
Sounds very interesting,
thank you.

277
00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:22,620
Mmm-hmm.

278
00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:24,580
Psst. Thanks for
meeting me.

279
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:25,664
Are you kidding?

280
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,541
I would come anywhere
to see a turtle. Yeah.

281
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,709
Where'd you find him?

282
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,212
There's no turtle, Michael. I
just wanted to get you here.

283
00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:34,215
You know me
very well, Dwight.

284
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:36,508
That's because I'm your
right-hand man, Michael.

285
00:12:36,592 --> 00:12:38,385
But I can't do it.
I can't do it again.

286
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:40,262
I can't be a right-hand man
to a whole new guy.

287
00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:42,973
Now, I'm gonna have to go
online and look at turtles

288
00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:44,391
or else I'm gonna
be off the whole day.

289
00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,602
I want to be manager.

290
00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:49,230
I have been Robin to your
Batman for 11 years,

291
00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:51,315
11 glorious years, Michael.

292
00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:54,652
But at a certain point,
Robin needs to become Batman.

293
00:12:54,735 --> 00:12:57,571
Batman scares me, Dwight.
Let's not talk about Batman.

294
00:12:57,655 --> 00:13:00,741
Yeah, well, you know what?
Bats scared Bruce Wayne, too.

295
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,577
That's why he became
Batman. Ha!

296
00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:08,582
What are you thinking?

297
00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:09,667
Nothing.

298
00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:11,126
Is there a Turtle Man?

299
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,461
No, Michael...

300
00:13:12,753 --> 00:13:16,840
I just don't understand why I wasn't
even interviewed for the job.

301
00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:18,259
I mean, what's wrong?

302
00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:21,262
I'm totally qualified.
You were pushing for me.

303
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:24,181
I didn't know Dwight
wanted to be manager.

304
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,105
Deangelo. You'll get
a kick out of this.

305
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:32,606
Do you know those
old school blocks,

306
00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,733
the wooden blocks for kids?
Mmm-hmm.

307
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:37,486
Oh, my gosh, yes. Oh, yeah. The
block story. This is great.

308
00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:38,570
Right.
Okay, go ahead.

309
00:13:38,696 --> 00:13:40,406
So, the blocks with the letters on.
With the letters.

310
00:13:40,489 --> 00:13:41,448
Yes, right, okay.
Yeah sure, sure, sure.

311
00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:42,992
So we give a set
of those to Cece

312
00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:44,535
and we turn around for,
like, a second...

313
00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:45,619
A second.
A second.

314
00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:50,457
And we turn back, and she has spelled
out the word "Ass" in the blocks.

315
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:53,252
So we're laughing,
she's grinning...

316
00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:54,753
It was so funny.

317
00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:58,132
Kids are a riot. They really
do say the darndest things.

318
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,762
Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin.
Okay, let me transfer you.

319
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,099
Why do you use your name
when you answer the phone?

320
00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:09,310
Oh, that's how Pam does it.
I just copy her.

321
00:14:09,393 --> 00:14:11,395
She's sort of
a living legend.

322
00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:14,148
Try it without
using your name.

323
00:14:14,523 --> 00:14:16,442
Dunder Mifflin. This is.

324
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,403
Oh, yeah, I like it.

325
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,947
Dunder Mifflin.
How may I assist you?

326
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,532
Oh. "Assist."

327
00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:24,658
I sort of like
the old way.

328
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,203
I just prefer it
without the name.

329
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,164
And I thought...
Okay. No, no, no.

330
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:32,124
I've got to start doing some
managing at some point, right?

331
00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:34,126
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
But if it's not a big deal,

332
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,753
we should just do the old way.
And it really isn't.

333
00:14:35,836 --> 00:14:37,504
- Okay. That good?
- Yeah, okay, good.

334
00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:39,506
Well, I'd like to
change it, actually.

335
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,675
Well,
you know, whatever...

336
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,385
Yeah. Whatever you
think would work.

337
00:14:43,761 --> 00:14:44,970
What do you...
Yeah.

338
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:46,680
I think a change
would be nice.

339
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:50,434
You could do the old way or the, you know.
Whichever one you want to do.

340
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:51,852
Mmm-hmm.

341
00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:55,898
Change it.

342
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,702
I'm so sorry. Sorry.

343
00:15:13,374 --> 00:15:15,125
Come on, you maggot.

344
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,127
Bye-bye, calories.

345
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,133
Don't stop, now.

346
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:25,469
No one's stopping me.

347
00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,140
All right. Hey.
Okay.

348
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,810
Wow! Look at you.

349
00:15:33,394 --> 00:15:34,561
Don't hug me.

350
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:36,730
No! Get away, get away.

351
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:40,567
I see you've been introduced
to our conference room.

352
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,403
Multi-function room, yeah.

353
00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:46,281
So I was thinking that maybe I could
show you around a little bit more?

354
00:15:46,365 --> 00:15:48,659
You could shadow me.
Still a lot to learn, so...

355
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,496
Yeah, you know, I'm feeling
like I'm ready to dive in.

356
00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:55,165
Well, the water's pretty cold.
A lot of octopuses out there.

357
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,919
Well, I've been taught by the
best octopus hunter in the biz.

358
00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:01,130
I haven't taught you
everything. There's...

359
00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,465
Pretty good teacher. I feel
pretty prepared. Mmm...

360
00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:05,717
You know what?
No teacher in the world

361
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:07,636
could teach this job
in one day.

362
00:16:08,429 --> 00:16:09,430
I think you just about did.

363
00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:11,265
Well, I don't think I did,
so why...

364
00:16:12,599 --> 00:16:14,643
Wanna go?
You'll shadow me?

365
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,856
Let me finish getting dressed.
All right.

366
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:23,694
Oh, hey, Dwight.
Before I forget,

367
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:26,280
I would love to know of any
great restaurants in town

368
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:28,031
if you have any thoughts.

369
00:16:28,157 --> 00:16:30,659
I've got a list here that has
pretty much every place in town.

370
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:31,869
Oh, great.

371
00:16:34,538 --> 00:16:37,249
Just make sure
you get that back to me.

372
00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:45,966
I'll get that,
you guys. Don't...

373
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,134
No, I'll help you. Here.

374
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,260
You know, it's just...

375
00:16:48,552 --> 00:16:49,970
You know...

376
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,974
Hi.
Hello. Hi.

377
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:56,685
Have we met before?

378
00:16:57,311 --> 00:17:00,063
No, not officially. I saw you
coming out of the bathroom earlier.

379
00:17:01,231 --> 00:17:03,484
Well, I guess I'm gonna
go back to my cave.

380
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,569
Okay. It was really
great meeting you.

381
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:10,073
And that is what
they call a meet cute.

382
00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:19,082
Hey, funny guy. I have a
little midday lull here.

383
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,460
Make me laugh. Huh?
What do you got?

384
00:17:21,877 --> 00:17:22,961
I can't even look
at you.

385
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:24,087
Here we go.

386
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:26,006
Okay...

387
00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:31,762
What do African
Americans call the...

388
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,228
What?

389
00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:40,521
Deangelo?
Yeah?

390
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:41,605
Did you order a barber?

391
00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:43,482
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on back here.

392
00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:46,360
Put a pin on that, okay? I can't
wait to hear the punch line.

393
00:17:47,486 --> 00:17:48,904
Finish the joke, Andy.

394
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,406
What do
African Americans call?

395
00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:53,450
I don't know. Help me.

396
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,912
That is so bad-ass.

397
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:59,623
Just so hardcore.

398
00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,333
Yeah, very cool.

399
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,626
Real power move.
Yeah.

400
00:18:06,547 --> 00:18:08,048
I saw a hawk today.

401
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,342
It was just
sitting right there

402
00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:13,095
on the overpass,
looking at me.

403
00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:17,724
Shave me.

404
00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:23,522
Well, this is going
to be funny.

405
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,649
Because it looks like we're
gonna be shaving buddies.

406
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:28,986
Okay, all right. I love it.
I love it.

407
00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,904
Michael, this is Reggie.
Hello.

408
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:32,573
He is the number one

409
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:34,908
Yelp-reviewed shaver in Scranton.
It's not even close.

410
00:18:34,992 --> 00:18:38,537
And this is Erin, and she's
going to shave my face.

411
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,997
Here we go.

412
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:47,796
All right.

413
00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,924
This is how we do it.

414
00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:52,134
Mmm.

415
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:53,218
Feels nice, doesn't it?

416
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:54,636
It really does.

417
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,349
This is luxury.
Here we go.

418
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:05,272
Okay.
Okay.

419
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,065
Oh, that is nice.

420
00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:09,109
You wanted to
talk to us, Deangelo?

421
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,820
Oh, yes, yes, please.
Cozy up there.

422
00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:14,531
I just thought we could have some
rap sessions with smaller groups.

423
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:17,909
You know, we don't really do rap
sessions, we kind of do... God!

424
00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:21,121
We sort of do more of like
powwows and what-ups.

425
00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:22,831
Okay, well,
powwows, then. Fine.

426
00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:24,166
That's...

427
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,210
Hey, Deangelo, my mom just
sent me this picture of Cece.

428
00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:28,337
It is so adorable.

429
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,005
All right, wait, but a
little bit of back story.

430
00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:31,465
She loves dogs,
she calls them dadas...

431
00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:32,633
Dadas.

432
00:19:32,716 --> 00:19:34,259
and what happens is...
You know what?

433
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,553
Enough about
your baby, okay?

434
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:38,764
I'm sorry.

435
00:19:38,847 --> 00:19:40,474
Well, we were just... I think
she was just trying to...

436
00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:43,602
No, no, no, I know what you're doing.
Just quit it.

437
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,148
I want to hear from
the rank and file.

438
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:51,109
How can I be the best
manager for you all?

439
00:19:51,193 --> 00:19:52,861
You know,
what can I do better?

440
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,780
Okay, you know
what, everybody?

441
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,407
There's... You have
to be honest here.

442
00:19:57,491 --> 00:20:01,370
You can't say that everything
is perfect, right?

443
00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:04,665
So, you know,
come up with something.

444
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:07,584
Well, Deangelo, I'd say
communication could be improved.

445
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:10,170
People stopped
reading memos.

446
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,672
So everyone
marks them urgent.

447
00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:14,091
Okay, you know what?
I mark it urgent "A,"

448
00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:16,468
urgent "B,"
urgent "C," urgent "D."

449
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,428
Urgent "A" is
the most important,

450
00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:21,932
urgent "D" you don't even
really have to worry about.

451
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,518
Okay, Michael, can you stop talking now?
I have to do your lips.

452
00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:26,436
Don't shave my lips.

453
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:28,939
How about you, Dwight?

454
00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:34,528
Uh, yeah, I'm just right
by your side, so... Yeah.

455
00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:38,448
Personally, Deangelo, I just want
to sit and see how you do things.

456
00:20:38,532 --> 00:20:39,700
I'm really excited.

457
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:42,577
There must be something you'd like
to see, specifically, improved.

458
00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:45,664
I do think that there is a web
of racism and/or jealousy

459
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,749
that is trying
to keep me down.

460
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,044
Okay. Well,
this has been very helpful.

461
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,547
This is a great start.
Props to you.

462
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,968
Deangelo's great.
I love the guy.

463
00:20:58,552 --> 00:21:01,304
But I'm not sure he's
a good fit for the office.

464
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:04,558
And also, I'm not sure
if I love the guy.

465
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,435
Did we just totally blow it?

466
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:10,689
I don't know. I mean, I get that talking
about your kid can be annoying.

467
00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:13,942
You know, everybody thinks their
kid is the cutest in the world.

468
00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:15,736
Cece really is.
Right?

469
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:17,320
Yeah.

470
00:21:19,364 --> 00:21:21,116
We just got to
get her in here.

471
00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:24,786
What's up?

472
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,705
I don't mean to go off
on a rant here, but...

473
00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:31,126
I wrote the perfect joke.
Topical, edgy, funny.

474
00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:35,922
I saw this thing in the news.
Democrats want electric cars.

475
00:21:36,006 --> 00:21:37,841
Republicans don't.
Right.

476
00:21:37,924 --> 00:21:39,926
I'm thinking,
how crazy is it

477
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:43,889
that we got a car debate going
on in a city known for gridlock.

478
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:47,893
Um... Let's not talk politics
in the office, okay?

479
00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:50,520
I like you better
as the funny guy.

480
00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:53,648
I wasn't taking a position. It was
just sort of one of those things.

481
00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:06,119
Now that's funny.
That's funny.

482
00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:07,579
You walk much?

483
00:22:07,788 --> 00:22:09,748
Yeah, right? I mean...

484
00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:16,254
A little click.
Mmm-hmm.

485
00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:20,133
Deangelo, this box
came for you.

486
00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:21,343
Great, thank you.

487
00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:24,554
That's my stuff. Yeah.

488
00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:26,681
Michael, take a look
at this.

489
00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:28,600
Need a hand? Oh, that'd be great.
Thank you.

490
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:29,976
Hey, you know what?
This office sort of

491
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,437
has a perfect
fung shooey to it, and...

492
00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:36,900
You know, let's not go overboard
with the redecorating.

493
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,610
And I'm still here, so... Wow.

494
00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:39,778
Right?
Ooh.

495
00:22:39,861 --> 00:22:40,862
That's nice.

496
00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:43,240
I still have to look
at this stuff, guys, so...

497
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,492
Oh, man. So this is
a 10-gallon hat?

498
00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:47,160
Yeah, you like that?
10-gallon hat.

499
00:22:47,244 --> 00:22:49,746
Technically, it only
holds about 3 quarts.

500
00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:51,748
A little factoid.
Interesting.

501
00:22:51,998 --> 00:22:54,668
No! No, I've always
loved the southwest.

502
00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:56,837
I got a lot of
this stuff at home.

503
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,841
You know, turquoise and rocks.

504
00:23:01,591 --> 00:23:03,218
I need this job, man.

505
00:23:04,219 --> 00:23:06,263
I love this. I love change.

506
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,390
Change is good,
and you know what?

507
00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:11,393
I think right now, I'm going
to change this supermodel

508
00:23:11,476 --> 00:23:13,186
back into Kevin Malone.

509
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:14,813
Oh! There he is.

510
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,273
Oh, my God!

511
00:23:21,403 --> 00:23:25,115
All right, this was just...
It was just awful.

512
00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:30,203
Thank you, Michael. You're welcome.
That's better.

513
00:23:33,957 --> 00:23:35,458
Cool, cool.

514
00:23:36,126 --> 00:23:37,252
All right,
see you later, girl.

515
00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:38,503
Hey, hey, hey.

516
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:41,798
No, I'm good. Keep that.

517
00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:47,470
Hey, funny man. What you got for me?
Make me laugh.

518
00:24:05,322 --> 00:24:08,700
Let's see if
my favorite tea is in...

519
00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:10,160
Whoa! Jeez.

520
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:28,053
That's hot coffee.

521
00:24:29,846 --> 00:24:31,181
Drink some soap.

522
00:24:33,016 --> 00:24:34,100
Eat some hand soap.

523
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:44,027
I guess this is my life now.

524
00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:46,947
Can you believe that?

525
00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:50,659
They're all treating him
like he's some sort of god.

526
00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:53,787
You know, they used to say that
I was the world's best boss.

527
00:24:54,329 --> 00:24:55,914
Now you're a lame duck.

528
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:57,707
Yeah, well,
you're a retarded owl.

529
00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:00,377
And Deangelo is a fat cow.

530
00:25:01,002 --> 00:25:04,214
He has the same body type that you have.
You're like body twins.

531
00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:06,758
I guess I mean just
from how he used to be.

532
00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:08,385
What do you mean?

533
00:25:08,635 --> 00:25:11,930
I have just come into
the possession of a photograph

534
00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:16,643
that is very embarrassing,
and just may change the way

535
00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:19,729
you perceive a certain
person in this office.

536
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:21,022
What is it?

537
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,817
It's a picture of
a super fat guy.

538
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,235
Yes.

539
00:25:25,318 --> 00:25:26,653
I'll say.

540
00:25:26,987 --> 00:25:28,029
It's Deangelo.

541
00:25:28,113 --> 00:25:29,280
Yes, it is.

542
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:34,285
This is a photograph taken
of Deangelo Vickers.

543
00:25:34,369 --> 00:25:36,871
I just... I can't get that
picture out of my head.

544
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:41,793
This curly-haired
idiot used to be so fat.

545
00:25:42,752 --> 00:25:46,673
It really is a shame that a person's
weight, or their former weight,

546
00:25:46,756 --> 00:25:48,967
makes us think less of them.

547
00:25:50,343 --> 00:25:51,803
How do you let
yourself go like that?

548
00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:52,846
I don't know.

549
00:25:52,929 --> 00:25:56,474
I know, Michael. Right? Just
jog in place 10 seconds a day.

550
00:25:56,558 --> 00:25:57,684
That's all it takes.

551
00:25:57,809 --> 00:25:58,935
I know. That's...

552
00:25:59,019 --> 00:26:01,104
I didn't have
10 seconds a day.

553
00:26:02,272 --> 00:26:03,940
I was too busy eating.

554
00:26:06,234 --> 00:26:08,028
That's okay.
Pass it around.

555
00:26:08,611 --> 00:26:10,822
Let everyone take a look. Creed,
have you looked at it yet?

556
00:26:10,947 --> 00:26:12,365
Yes, but I'll gladly
look again.

557
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:16,619
I used to weigh 425 pounds.

558
00:26:17,287 --> 00:26:19,581
I was unhappy and unhealthy.

559
00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,791
Used to go to
tapas restaurants

560
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,127
and gorge myself on
Spanish charcuterie.

561
00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,671
I mean, let's be honest.

562
00:26:26,796 --> 00:26:29,799
Tapas is a cuisine for groups.
Not with me.

563
00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:31,593
Tapas party of one.

564
00:26:32,052 --> 00:26:35,221
Looks like you went
over the tapas with food.

565
00:26:36,639 --> 00:26:39,559
One day, I had
a long layover in Phoenix.

566
00:26:39,642 --> 00:26:42,062
I thought I'd do some sightseeing
and my car broke down in Sedona.

567
00:26:42,145 --> 00:26:45,523
I found myself just wandering,
delirious with hunger.

568
00:26:46,024 --> 00:26:49,903
And I swear to God,
I felt an energy.

569
00:26:51,362 --> 00:26:55,575
I felt stronger than I'd ever felt
before, like I could do anything.

570
00:26:55,658 --> 00:26:57,619
Keep in mind, I was naked.

571
00:26:57,702 --> 00:27:00,246
But in that moment,
I felt like I could change,

572
00:27:00,330 --> 00:27:04,501
and I made a promise that I would
lose 202 pounds within a year.

573
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:07,712
I just... I can't get that image out
of my head, of what you used to...

574
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:09,631
Michael, stop, please.
look like. It just...

575
00:27:09,714 --> 00:27:12,300
My friends, my new family,

576
00:27:13,009 --> 00:27:16,554
I stand here today...
Guess how much weight I lost.

577
00:27:16,930 --> 00:27:18,431
Two hundred and two pounds?

578
00:27:18,848 --> 00:27:23,561
203. I beat it by one.
I beat it by one.

579
00:27:24,687 --> 00:27:26,022
Beat it by one.

580
00:27:26,773 --> 00:27:30,110
And that is why
I so firmly believe

581
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:36,658
that this extraordinary group
of people that I'm looking at

582
00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:39,911
has a chance,
has an opportunity,

583
00:27:40,036 --> 00:27:42,413
to become the greatest
office in the world.

584
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:46,417
Because we can change anything we want.
I'm living proof.

585
00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:48,044
You know what?
He's right.

586
00:27:48,128 --> 00:27:53,007
If he can lose all that weight,
then I can wear fake hair.

587
00:27:53,299 --> 00:27:55,635
Thank for sharing,
Deangelo. Amazing.

588
00:27:55,718 --> 00:27:56,803
Thank you.

589
00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:07,522
And thank me
for bringing it up.

590
00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:12,193
How do I become
a manager at Sabre?

591
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,279
Well, first things first,

592
00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,239
thank you for coming
to me directly, you know.

593
00:28:16,322 --> 00:28:17,782
I know you could
have called Tallahassee,

594
00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:19,784
but they would have
just looped back to me.

595
00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:21,244
So it's cool you
recognized my role here.

596
00:28:21,327 --> 00:28:22,579
I left a message
at corporate.

597
00:28:23,329 --> 00:28:24,372
There you go.

598
00:28:24,956 --> 00:28:26,291
Get a recommendation
from Michael.

599
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,209
That'll put you
right on the short list

600
00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:29,586
for next time
there's an opening.

601
00:28:29,878 --> 00:28:32,130
Can't you just use the recommendation
you already have on file?

602
00:28:32,922 --> 00:28:34,132
What recommendation?

603
00:28:34,382 --> 00:28:36,259
From when he recommended
me to replace him.

604
00:28:39,804 --> 00:28:40,805
Um...

605
00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:44,309
I'm sorry.
I never know how to act

606
00:28:44,392 --> 00:28:46,603
in these awkward
type situations.

607
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:50,148
Best whale watching?
Easily the West Coast.

608
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,691
If you're gonna go whale
watching on the East Coast,

609
00:28:51,774 --> 00:28:54,819
you might want to bring a magazine
called West Coast Whales.

610
00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:57,113
Because
you're not gonna see any.

611
00:28:57,238 --> 00:29:00,867
Snack time! It's the
witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.

612
00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:02,035
Awesome.

613
00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:03,119
Hmm. What you got?

614
00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,038
PB and J. My mom's recipe.

615
00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:07,248
Michael, Deangelo
has a peanut allergy.

616
00:29:07,332 --> 00:29:09,542
Okay, I need a wide berth. I need
a wide berth from those nuts.

617
00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:11,669
Michael, what are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?

618
00:29:11,753 --> 00:29:14,130
I think Kevin wants one.
Kevin, here you go.

619
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,050
Michael,
this is serious.

620
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:18,885
Do you know what happens
if Deangelo touches a peanut?

621
00:29:18,968 --> 00:29:20,011
What?

622
00:29:20,094 --> 00:29:22,263
Michael, the last time
I was exposed to a peanut,

623
00:29:22,347 --> 00:29:24,557
I was itchy for
three days, okay?

624
00:29:24,641 --> 00:29:27,685
I had to take baths constantly.
I missed the O.J. verdict.

625
00:29:27,769 --> 00:29:29,395
Had to read about it in
the paper like an idiot.

626
00:29:29,479 --> 00:29:32,482
Wait, so you don't go into,
like, shock or die or anything?

627
00:29:32,649 --> 00:29:36,319
No, Jim. Not everything's life and death.
I want to feel comfortable.

628
00:29:36,569 --> 00:29:38,446
Oscar, here you go.

629
00:29:38,863 --> 00:29:39,989
Oh! Whoa!

630
00:29:40,073 --> 00:29:42,283
You're getting nut
particles all in the air.

631
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:45,828
No one had a problem with the
air here until you came around.

632
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:57,590
Everyone, mandatory meeting.
Multi-purpose room, now.

633
00:29:57,674 --> 00:29:59,008
No, that's good.
You just stay in there.

634
00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,635
Except for Michael. Stay in
there by yourself, loser.

635
00:30:00,718 --> 00:30:02,762
Nobody go in. Nobody go in there.
What?

636
00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,264
Why?
Just stay where you are.

637
00:30:04,347 --> 00:30:05,598
Michael, this is insane.

638
00:30:05,682 --> 00:30:06,975
No, it's not
insane, Oscar.

639
00:30:07,058 --> 00:30:08,977
I've been here
for 19 years,

640
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:10,770
and just because someone
else is called the boss,

641
00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:12,188
you're gonna throw
it all away? No, no.

642
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:20,113
Listen, you're the one
who decided to leave.

643
00:30:20,196 --> 00:30:22,824
Come on, he's our new boss.
You know we have to do this.

644
00:30:22,991 --> 00:30:24,409
Okay.

645
00:30:25,994 --> 00:30:27,996
Well, who needs them?

646
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:29,372
Looks like it's just
you and me, Dwight.

647
00:30:30,373 --> 00:30:32,709
Correction.
Just you.

648
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:38,881
All right. Meeting,
multi-function room.

649
00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:41,175
Apology accepted.

650
00:30:42,844 --> 00:30:43,886
Hold on.

651
00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:49,350
Hey, Michael. Michael,
wait up, hold up. Hold up.

652
00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:51,686
Um...

653
00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:54,022
So, for these meetings,

654
00:30:54,105 --> 00:30:56,024
do you just jump
into business

655
00:30:56,107 --> 00:30:57,984
or do you start
with some chitchat or...

656
00:30:59,402 --> 00:31:02,864
I start with some chitchat
and maybe a couple of jokes.

657
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,743
And you might want to develop
a couple of characters.

658
00:31:07,076 --> 00:31:09,370
You know what? You just.
You'll be fine.

659
00:31:09,579 --> 00:31:12,415
Maybe, maybe not. 50-50.

660
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:17,170
You know, it is too bad for
this place that you're leaving.

661
00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:23,885
Bring it in. Come on.

662
00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:28,431
Bring it.

663
00:31:30,266 --> 00:31:32,935
Okay. Okay.

664
00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:48,659
Why did you have
to be so damn good?

665
00:31:49,035 --> 00:31:51,746
I... I'm adequate.

666
00:31:53,915 --> 00:31:55,124
I'm half as good as you.

667
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,959
No, no, no.
Come on.

668
00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:59,921
You are good. They know it.
Come on.

669
00:32:01,005 --> 00:32:04,008
I just didn't expect you
to get there so fast.

670
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,595
Would you do me a favor and enjoy
this time, okay? You've worked so hard.

671
00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:10,807
Get your senioritis on.
It's Lake Havasu time.

672
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,393
I guess I've been
working so hard

673
00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:15,603
I forgot what it's like
to be hardly working.

674
00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:22,193
Okay.

675
00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:29,617
What is the Native
American girl's name?

676
00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:31,452
You'll figure it out.

677
00:32:41,337 --> 00:32:42,588
Thank you, Dwight.

678
00:32:42,672 --> 00:32:43,881
Thank you, sir.

679
00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:48,845
Listen up...

680
00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:57,270
Hey, Deangelo.
Want to meet Cece?

681
00:33:04,277 --> 00:33:06,612
That's a cute baby.

682
00:33:06,696 --> 00:33:09,282
Very cute baby.
Adorable. Very cute.

683
00:33:09,365 --> 00:33:10,700
Thank you very much.

684
00:33:11,868 --> 00:33:13,286
I'm sorry, I should
get back to work, but...

685
00:33:13,369 --> 00:33:14,871
Yeah, absolutely. Okay.
Absolutely, yeah.

686
00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:16,038
Thank you so much.
Say, "Bye-bye."

687
00:33:16,122 --> 00:33:17,373
Say, "Bye."
Bye!

688
00:33:17,457 --> 00:33:18,666
See? We knew it.

689
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,293
If he just met her,
he'd understand.

690
00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:21,878
We're back in.

691
00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,379
Ha.
Ha.

692
00:33:23,463 --> 00:33:24,547
Right?

693
00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:27,383
I'm telling you, that baby
could be the star of a show

694
00:33:27,467 --> 00:33:29,969
called Babies I
Don't Care About.

695
00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:41,265
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