1 00:00:04,231 --> 00:00:07,724 Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. 2 00:00:07,801 --> 00:00:10,669 Just up here getting used to the altitude. 3 00:00:10,737 --> 00:00:11,898 Michael? Yes? 4 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:13,099 I've got a treat for you. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,367 Oh! 6 00:00:14,441 --> 00:00:15,704 Thank you. Like a butler. 7 00:00:15,776 --> 00:00:17,938 Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain oysters. 8 00:00:20,614 --> 00:00:22,480 Wow, those do not taste like oysters. 9 00:00:22,549 --> 00:00:25,417 That's because they're not oysters. They're bull testicles! 10 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,249 I cut them off fresh this morning! 11 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:30,781 Sick freak. What is wrong with you? 12 00:00:30,857 --> 00:00:32,849 What is wrong with you? I'm the sick freak? Yeah. 13 00:00:32,926 --> 00:00:35,122 After what you did, you expect to be buttled? 14 00:00:35,195 --> 00:00:36,925 After you didn't recommend me? 15 00:00:37,064 --> 00:00:38,828 Dwight, I don't own Dunder Mifflin, okay? 16 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,526 The job was not mine to give. 17 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:51,174 Look, I need your advice on something. 18 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:55,306 I am told that there are bears in the Rockies. 19 00:00:55,382 --> 00:00:56,509 Where did you hear that? 20 00:00:56,616 --> 00:00:59,085 Obvious, XM radio? 21 00:00:59,152 --> 00:01:00,552 Well, I was just thinking 22 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:04,455 that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket... 23 00:01:04,524 --> 00:01:05,583 Great idea. 24 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:06,819 in order to feed the bears. 25 00:01:06,893 --> 00:01:10,762 Especially if you think that life would be better without legs! 26 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:12,264 How do you mean? 27 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:14,961 Black bears can smell a salami at five miles, Michael. 28 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:16,196 What are you thinking? 29 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:17,999 And they run faster than a horse. 30 00:01:18,071 --> 00:01:19,801 So if you were thinking about outrunning them on a horse, 31 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:20,966 I would try a cheetah. 32 00:01:21,074 --> 00:01:26,069 You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear. 33 00:01:26,146 --> 00:01:27,739 Do you understand? Mmm-hmm. 34 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:30,873 You're like a giant walking salami. 35 00:01:30,951 --> 00:01:32,613 Okay, so no salami in the pants. 36 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:33,779 How about a pepperoni? 37 00:01:33,854 --> 00:01:36,915 Any kind of meat you can possibly name. Okay. 38 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:44,234 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 39 00:02:12,325 --> 00:02:14,419 You're not gonna take all your toys, are you? 40 00:02:14,494 --> 00:02:15,723 Hmm? 41 00:02:16,129 --> 00:02:18,325 I mean, you don't... You don't have a job lined up, so... 42 00:02:18,698 --> 00:02:20,428 It's not like you have a desk to put them on. 43 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,934 Well, I have interviews. 44 00:02:22,002 --> 00:02:23,368 That's nice. 45 00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:25,132 What about that truck? 46 00:02:25,205 --> 00:02:27,401 Can I have this little truck? 47 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,669 Was thinking I might glue a stapler on top 48 00:02:30,811 --> 00:02:33,406 or put a hole here and stick pens in it. 49 00:02:35,415 --> 00:02:37,281 You okay? Yes. 50 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:39,182 Yes, you know what, 51 00:02:39,252 --> 00:02:41,414 take my favorite truck, sure. 52 00:02:41,721 --> 00:02:43,280 You know what... 53 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:45,587 It's your last couple of days. 54 00:02:45,659 --> 00:02:47,457 I'm gonna get out of your hair. 55 00:02:47,527 --> 00:02:48,790 Oh, you don't... 56 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:50,227 I will be in the break room. 57 00:02:50,297 --> 00:02:52,698 Okay, that sounds good. Thank you. 58 00:02:54,868 --> 00:02:56,837 Dead man walking. 59 00:02:57,871 --> 00:02:59,840 Sad? 60 00:02:59,906 --> 00:03:00,965 No. 61 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:02,134 No, no. 62 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:05,907 I don't leave till tomorrow, so tomorrow I will be a wreck. 63 00:03:14,254 --> 00:03:15,654 Stay away from Erin. Hey. 64 00:03:15,722 --> 00:03:16,883 I'm your boss. 65 00:03:16,957 --> 00:03:18,789 Why don't you stay away from me? 66 00:03:18,925 --> 00:03:20,757 No, I'm gonna stand where I want, okay? 67 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:22,193 You don't want to get on my bad side. 68 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:23,729 I've seen some horrible things. 69 00:03:23,797 --> 00:03:25,322 I own over 200 horror movies. 70 00:03:25,465 --> 00:03:27,024 Okay, that's so weird! 71 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,159 Just go away! 72 00:03:28,301 --> 00:03:29,394 No, you go away. 73 00:03:37,544 --> 00:03:38,944 Hi, Tuna. 74 00:03:41,414 --> 00:03:44,851 You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now? 75 00:03:44,951 --> 00:03:46,419 How about cupcakes? 76 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:47,885 Please. 77 00:03:47,954 --> 00:03:49,684 What's wrong with cupcakes? Everything. 78 00:03:49,756 --> 00:03:50,951 There they are. 79 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,425 The Party Planning Committee together again. 80 00:03:53,593 --> 00:03:55,528 Well, we all wanted to plan your goodbye party. 81 00:03:55,595 --> 00:03:57,587 We thought this would be easier. 82 00:03:57,664 --> 00:03:58,893 We thought. 83 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,297 It's an experiment. 84 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,836 The three of us have all been chairmen before. 85 00:04:02,903 --> 00:04:04,531 So this is the dream team. 86 00:04:04,604 --> 00:04:05,833 Hey! 87 00:04:05,939 --> 00:04:07,703 What are you saying? 88 00:04:07,774 --> 00:04:10,403 The dream team and Meredith. 89 00:04:10,477 --> 00:04:13,743 We decided on the ice cream. Mint chocolate chip. Your favorite. 90 00:04:13,847 --> 00:04:14,837 Mmm. 91 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:17,211 - Yeah, that was a surprise. - You know what? 92 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:19,913 I'm thinking maybe we should get ice cream that everybody will like. 93 00:04:19,986 --> 00:04:21,978 How about vanilla? Let's get vanilla. 94 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:24,052 Okay. 95 00:04:24,124 --> 00:04:26,525 Tomorrow, I want everybody to have a good time. 96 00:04:26,993 --> 00:04:28,120 No drama. 97 00:04:28,628 --> 00:04:31,496 And as for today, just a typical day. 98 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:32,930 All right? 99 00:04:33,633 --> 00:04:34,896 Should we get toppings? 100 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:36,294 What do you like, Pam? 101 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:37,526 What? 102 00:04:37,604 --> 00:04:39,129 What kind of topping would you like? 103 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,097 Hot fudge? 104 00:04:41,841 --> 00:04:43,002 Sounds good. 105 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:44,935 Fudge it up. 106 00:04:49,683 --> 00:04:52,016 I bought this for myself. 107 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:55,745 And yesterday, 108 00:04:56,523 --> 00:04:58,014 they gave me this. 109 00:05:07,634 --> 00:05:10,695 I still need something to drink out of, though. 110 00:05:21,047 --> 00:05:22,140 Attention, everyone. 111 00:05:22,215 --> 00:05:24,411 Before I leave tomorrow, I would like to reveal a secret 112 00:05:24,484 --> 00:05:26,976 that I have kept for over 20 years. 113 00:05:27,053 --> 00:05:28,180 Secret about Phyllis. 114 00:05:29,489 --> 00:05:30,923 Please, Michael. 115 00:05:30,991 --> 00:05:32,823 When Phyllis was in high school, 116 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:36,522 she was so cute. 117 00:05:37,564 --> 00:05:39,362 And she still is. 118 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:44,197 I thought he knew about the baby I gave away. 119 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:47,934 Look, Michael, it's a going-away present so your hands won't get cold. 120 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:48,998 Ah. 121 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:52,270 It's almost done, but you can't get them wet, 122 00:05:52,345 --> 00:05:53,938 and they can't be dry-cleaned either. 123 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:56,950 You have to hand wash without water, 124 00:05:57,017 --> 00:06:00,283 wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool. 125 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:05,750 Sounds great. I just think it's great. 126 00:06:06,926 --> 00:06:08,918 Oh, I have gifts as well. 127 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:12,397 And I will start by giving the first gift to Phyllis. 128 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:16,328 Phyllis, you are shy and sweet, 129 00:06:16,436 --> 00:06:19,133 and you don't often speak your mind, 130 00:06:19,205 --> 00:06:21,606 but you should, because you have great ideas. 131 00:06:21,775 --> 00:06:23,175 So, Phyllis, I am giving you this 132 00:06:23,243 --> 00:06:26,179 so you can always remember to speak your mind. 133 00:06:26,246 --> 00:06:27,339 Gee, thanks, Michael. 134 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:28,848 You're welcome. It's cute. 135 00:06:28,982 --> 00:06:32,714 Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles. 136 00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:35,054 I bestow upon you... 137 00:06:35,488 --> 00:06:37,047 My felt. 138 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:41,152 May you never lose the fun-loving quality in life. 139 00:06:42,529 --> 00:06:45,124 Where's the rest of it? It's got no balls. 140 00:06:45,298 --> 00:06:46,664 Well, okay. 141 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:48,531 And Andy. 142 00:06:48,601 --> 00:06:52,561 Andy, who needs confidence that he is a great salesman, 143 00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:54,301 I give you 144 00:06:54,607 --> 00:06:56,633 my clients. 145 00:06:56,976 --> 00:06:58,774 Our ten most important accounts. 146 00:07:00,346 --> 00:07:02,315 Wow. Yeah, wow. 147 00:07:02,515 --> 00:07:04,746 You know I'm the worst salesman here, right? 148 00:07:04,818 --> 00:07:07,378 But you're the best salesman on the inside. 149 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:08,615 What does that even mean? 150 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:10,724 You sold us all on Andy. 151 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,952 A product that nobody wanted. 152 00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:14,458 I'm gonna lose them. 153 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:15,517 You're not going to lose them. 154 00:07:15,595 --> 00:07:16,756 I promise you that I will. 155 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,328 Just do your best. 156 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:20,162 I have faith in you. 157 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:25,871 Gimme those clients. No. 158 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:28,067 Do you believe that? 159 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:31,204 I've given up expecting Michael to do the right thing 160 00:07:31,311 --> 00:07:34,145 or the decent thing or even the comprehensible thing. 161 00:07:34,647 --> 00:07:36,377 I used to be obese. 162 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:39,908 Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. 163 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:43,184 Life literally moves in slow motion. 164 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:45,418 I'm not saying I'm Superman, 165 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:48,284 but let me just put it this way, 166 00:07:48,361 --> 00:07:50,125 if I were shot in the head, 167 00:07:50,196 --> 00:07:52,495 I'm pretty sure everything would be fine. 168 00:07:52,699 --> 00:07:54,497 I almost welcome it. 169 00:07:55,235 --> 00:07:58,103 Kevin, I have something for you. 170 00:07:58,438 --> 00:07:59,633 Oh! 171 00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:05,274 You know who that is? 172 00:08:06,513 --> 00:08:07,503 Oh. 173 00:08:11,784 --> 00:08:15,243 Don't be a caricature, Kevin. Never be a caricature. 174 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:17,890 How did that feel when I tore that up? 175 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,116 Better? Good. 176 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,384 Stand up. 177 00:08:25,064 --> 00:08:27,124 You will be thin. 178 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:31,895 You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. 179 00:08:32,605 --> 00:08:36,167 But, I... You will find love. 180 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:39,938 Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now. 181 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:43,211 Don't be. You should never settle for who you are. 182 00:08:45,185 --> 00:08:47,620 Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. 183 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:50,782 Oscar, you are a... 184 00:08:50,857 --> 00:08:54,157 Michael, I just lost Porter Hardware! I just... I lost them. 185 00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:57,891 Okay, you know what? Just do your best, buddy. 186 00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:02,695 Okay, Oscar, you are very smart, 187 00:09:03,269 --> 00:09:06,671 and you have a gigantic education, 188 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,400 and I think of you as my Scarecrow, because you gave me a brain. 189 00:09:12,111 --> 00:09:15,013 So that's why I made you this. 190 00:09:17,784 --> 00:09:19,514 Thank you, Michael. 191 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,415 It's beautiful. 192 00:09:24,991 --> 00:09:26,584 It looks like... 193 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:32,422 It looks like it was made by a two-year-old monkey on a farm. 194 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,095 And he just... 195 00:09:36,102 --> 00:09:39,334 He just accepted it, that I... 196 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:43,105 That I put all this work into it. 197 00:09:44,143 --> 00:09:45,543 Oh, man. 198 00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:50,010 He has the lowest opinion of me of anybody. 199 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,442 Was it just me, 200 00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:55,010 or did you think we were gonna have sex at some point? 201 00:09:55,088 --> 00:09:56,351 It was just you. 202 00:09:56,422 --> 00:09:57,685 How would you have wanted to do it? 203 00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:00,851 I don't... Okay, you know what? Inappropriate, 204 00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:02,623 because I am engaged happily, 205 00:10:02,695 --> 00:10:05,995 and you, you have landed yourself a senator. 206 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,158 State senator. 207 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,427 Mmm-hmm. Bravo. 208 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:09,867 Brava. Brava. 209 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,062 Do you want to see some pictures? 210 00:10:11,204 --> 00:10:13,070 I just got these. Sure. 211 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,442 These are... Okay, this is us at the theater. 212 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,112 And, antiquing. 213 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:24,280 Oh, rollerblading. Rollerblading. 214 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,545 Who's that? Who's that guy? 215 00:10:25,618 --> 00:10:28,213 Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide. Hmm. 216 00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,988 I guess this could be the one, huh? 217 00:10:31,057 --> 00:10:32,320 Yeah. 218 00:10:32,392 --> 00:10:33,860 Yeah. 219 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,593 Hey. Hey. 220 00:10:44,737 --> 00:10:49,004 I'm gonna be dropping in on one of our biggest clients this afternoon, 221 00:10:49,075 --> 00:10:50,168 and I could use some backup. 222 00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:53,479 Let's rip it up, homes. All right. 223 00:10:53,913 --> 00:10:55,381 Boom. 224 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,921 Walk away, bitch. 225 00:11:02,588 --> 00:11:03,954 Oh, Michael. Hmm? 226 00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:06,151 Where do you want your last paycheck sent? 227 00:11:06,359 --> 00:11:07,884 Last paycheck? 228 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,458 Do you have an address yet in Colorado? 229 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:14,256 No. 230 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:16,302 What town do Holly's parents live in? 231 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,605 I'm not sure. 232 00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:23,001 Mountainton, I think. 233 00:11:23,776 --> 00:11:25,404 Sounds beautiful. 234 00:11:28,181 --> 00:11:29,308 You should do more stuff like that. 235 00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:30,610 I'm going to. 236 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:33,476 Hey. It's almost your last day. Come on. Sit with us. 237 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:34,782 No, I'm almost done. 238 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,482 You sure? Yeah. 239 00:11:38,591 --> 00:11:41,959 So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder. 240 00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:44,497 Finally. That old shredder sucked. 241 00:11:44,564 --> 00:11:46,624 It's a good shredder. It just keeps breaking. 242 00:11:46,699 --> 00:11:48,861 Yeah, and it won't shred magazines. 243 00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:50,597 It's not supposed to shred magazines, Kevin. 244 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,295 I know. 245 00:11:53,106 --> 00:11:54,870 Did you break the shredder, Kevin? 246 00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:58,241 No. It's just that old shredder sucks. 247 00:11:58,311 --> 00:12:01,076 Just get one that'll shred magazines. 248 00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:03,912 I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines. 249 00:12:04,884 --> 00:12:06,216 I can't... 250 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,283 I can't do this. 251 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:11,188 All the channels are gonna be different there. 252 00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:13,556 I'm not gonna be able to find my shows. 253 00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:17,461 I'm not going to start improv at level one. 254 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:20,056 I don't think my credits are gonna transfer. 255 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,234 Oh! And you know what? 256 00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:25,738 I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote. 257 00:12:28,641 --> 00:12:30,303 I gotta call her. 258 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,505 And I'm going to tell her that I cannot come. 259 00:12:38,117 --> 00:12:39,107 Hello there. 260 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:40,242 Hi. 261 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:43,513 What is the name of our town? 262 00:12:43,589 --> 00:12:44,989 Boulder. 263 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:47,049 Is something wrong? Are you okay? 264 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:50,156 No. No, I just needed to hear your voice. 265 00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,822 Oh, you mean this? 266 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,493 Yeah. 267 00:12:56,135 --> 00:12:58,297 Yes, my hero. 268 00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:00,430 I'll pay the rent. 269 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:07,179 Okay, my mom's looking at me like she has no sense of humor. 270 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,646 It's a joke. 271 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,983 Oh, I miss you. 272 00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,518 Well, I'll see you tonight. 273 00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:15,645 I'll pick you up outside baggage claim. 274 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,519 Okay, I'll see you tonight. 275 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:19,823 I love you. I love you, too. 276 00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:28,994 Yeah, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, 277 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:31,833 but I'm gonna be leaving tonight. 278 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:35,337 I head to the airport at 4:00. 279 00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:43,647 And, I have said goodbye to half of them. 280 00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:51,248 Well, you know, Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. 281 00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,316 Rory Flenderson. 282 00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:55,293 You should look him up. 283 00:14:03,269 --> 00:14:04,532 Okay. 284 00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:05,697 Okay? 285 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,440 Kelly? 286 00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:15,007 Kelly? 287 00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:18,381 Kelly? What? 288 00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:20,886 If I just went away right now, 289 00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:23,583 would that be the best gift that I could give you? 290 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:24,988 Yes, please. 291 00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:28,084 Please go away and stop using that weird, slow voice. 292 00:14:30,963 --> 00:14:34,525 She was once my girl, and she is your girl now. 293 00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:36,926 Wow. Yeah. 294 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,472 This is totally unnecessary. 295 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:40,766 You're not prone to seizures? 296 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,201 No. 297 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:46,243 So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise. 298 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,147 What do we want? Erotic. 299 00:14:48,814 --> 00:14:50,646 See? This is what happens. 300 00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:52,514 You can't let a street dog into the house. 301 00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:53,814 Hmm. Let's hear her out. 302 00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:56,617 I would like to hear more about these cakes. 303 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,521 I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop. 304 00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:01,527 Good God. They make these cakes that are wild. 305 00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:04,962 I mean... They show everything. 306 00:15:05,231 --> 00:15:06,358 I don't think we want a... 307 00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:08,128 No, I know what you're thinking, but it's not just black. 308 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,429 They do it all. 309 00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:11,198 And the women on these cakes, 310 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,863 they're not just guys' fantasies. 311 00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:15,272 They have real, full women. 312 00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:16,802 It is refreshing. 313 00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:19,436 Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue. 314 00:15:19,512 --> 00:15:22,004 As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, 315 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:24,778 it just feels good to be represented on one. 316 00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:28,083 You know what? I think we should get some other input. 317 00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:30,213 I think we should do cupcakes. 318 00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:33,054 I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake. 319 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,957 Yeah, cupcakes, that's what I said. 320 00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:38,429 No. I am not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms. 321 00:15:38,497 --> 00:15:39,988 You know, we don't really care about your opinion. 322 00:15:40,066 --> 00:15:41,591 You're just a tie-breaker. 323 00:15:43,202 --> 00:15:44,261 Um, Pam? 324 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:45,600 Oh, hey, Michael. 325 00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:47,572 I'm just gonna go to Carbondale to price some shredders. 326 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,166 I'll see you later. Okay. 327 00:16:08,494 --> 00:16:11,020 Gabe! I need to talk to you. 328 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,793 You can't be in here. This is a ladies' bathroom. 329 00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:14,299 No, Erin, I respect your privacy, 330 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,767 but I will follow you in here 331 00:16:15,835 --> 00:16:18,134 every time you go if that's what it takes. 332 00:16:18,204 --> 00:16:19,570 Hey, Creed. 333 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,130 Not cool, man. 334 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,203 I really think you should leave. 335 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,541 Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren 336 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,138 about how their grandfather won you back in a women's room. 337 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,241 Gabe, can we talk about this later? I have to go. I have to go. 338 00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:33,445 Just read the letter under your windshield wiper, okay? 339 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:34,578 It explains everything. 340 00:16:34,654 --> 00:16:35,883 Okay. Okay? 341 00:16:35,955 --> 00:16:37,423 Do you want... Gabe! 342 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,583 Well. 343 00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:41,520 Here's the thing, Rory. 344 00:16:41,594 --> 00:16:43,688 I think you guys would hit it off in an odd way. 345 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:47,058 I could bring him a welcome basket. I'll surprise him. 346 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,761 Okay, well, you should give him 347 00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,462 a little time to settle in, but... 348 00:16:50,603 --> 00:16:53,198 Does he like jams? My shelves are overflowing with preserves. 349 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:56,638 Well, no, he hates jams. 350 00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,644 Darryl. Hey. 351 00:16:58,711 --> 00:17:03,081 I would like to give you the only copy of Somehow I Manage, 352 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:04,515 unfinished. 353 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,178 If there's anybody here who can finish it, it's you. 354 00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:10,288 That's sweet, Mike. 355 00:17:10,356 --> 00:17:11,881 Let's see here. 356 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:16,228 Here's a chapter called "Gum." Mmm. 357 00:17:16,295 --> 00:17:17,957 With one sentence. 358 00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:20,928 "Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum." 359 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,434 Mmm-hmm. It's true. 360 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,531 Darryl, I have one last wish. 361 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,800 I would like to use the baler. 362 00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:30,604 No. Can't let you do that, Mike. 363 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:31,803 No problem. Sorry. 364 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,004 Worth a try. All right. 365 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:35,310 Darryl said I could use the baler because I'm leaving. 366 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:36,747 No. 367 00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:42,149 All right, guys, well, 368 00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:45,921 see ya later, warehouse. 369 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:49,525 Catch you on the flippety-flip. 370 00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:56,263 All right then, see you, guys. 371 00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,904 Catch you later, warehouse. 372 00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:01,167 See you on the flippety-flip. 373 00:18:02,408 --> 00:18:05,037 Catch you on the flippety-flip. 374 00:18:07,947 --> 00:18:10,815 Catch you guys on the flippety-flip. 375 00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:12,543 Come on. 376 00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:15,281 Okay. So what's our approach? 377 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,755 You a veteran? Do I have a month to live? 378 00:18:17,823 --> 00:18:20,418 You gonna get married tomorrow? What? 379 00:18:21,026 --> 00:18:22,255 Hmm? 380 00:18:22,328 --> 00:18:24,763 I thought we'd just talk about our customer service 381 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,392 and exceptional paper quality. 382 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,192 That's stupid. 383 00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:32,631 Well, what do I know? 384 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,604 I know. What do you know? 385 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:37,199 We gotta get psyched up. Okay, guy? 386 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,206 Let's get psyched. 387 00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:41,907 Is there an animal shelter on the way? 388 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,281 Yeah. Awesome! 389 00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:46,876 Ani-ani-shelto. 390 00:18:46,986 --> 00:18:48,614 Here we come. 391 00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:50,553 Andy, do you know how to high-five? 392 00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:52,055 Yeah. 393 00:18:52,124 --> 00:18:53,285 'Cause if you do, now's the time. 394 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,620 All right. 395 00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:56,389 Not while I'm driving. 396 00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:58,598 Catch you guys... 397 00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,698 Catch you guys on the flippety-flip. 398 00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:07,562 Flippety-flip. 399 00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:12,538 Flippety-flip. 400 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,075 Really? 401 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:19,813 Okay, see you guys. 402 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:29,561 You know how I met Jo Bennett and got started on my ladder of success? 403 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:30,823 No, I don't. 404 00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:36,326 Walking along, out of work, again, 405 00:19:36,936 --> 00:19:38,336 thinking to myself, 406 00:19:38,404 --> 00:19:41,966 "I've only got enough cash to buy a sandwich or get drunk." 407 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:46,137 And I see this guy trying to steal this lady's dog. 408 00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:48,841 So I grab the dog, he runs off. 409 00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:51,247 She's so grateful, she hires me. 410 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:53,514 Aw, wow. 411 00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:55,518 Gimme that dog! 412 00:19:56,121 --> 00:19:57,248 It's not your dog! 413 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:58,847 Yeah. 414 00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:02,153 Again. Oh, okay. 415 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,690 Gimme that damn dog, you... thief! 416 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,729 It's her dog! Okay. 417 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,893 Don't ever do it again! 418 00:20:09,568 --> 00:20:10,797 You hear me? 419 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,597 You feel that energy? 420 00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:13,932 Mmm-hmm. Yeah? 421 00:20:14,306 --> 00:20:16,172 Whoo! Yeah. 422 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,907 Okay, again. 423 00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:24,449 I know that Gabe is young and hot and everything, 424 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,951 and he's begging me to reconsider, 425 00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:30,919 but I just think I'm in love with someone else. 426 00:20:32,124 --> 00:20:33,353 Kevin? Andy. 427 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:34,649 Ah. 428 00:20:34,727 --> 00:20:36,218 I wish I knew who my birth mother was 429 00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:38,127 so she could just tell me who to choose. 430 00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,390 Maybe neither. 431 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:43,768 I'm not attracted to Kevin. 432 00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:44,997 Erin, listen to me. 433 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:48,165 You shouldn't rush into this at all. And you know why? 434 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,903 Because you are beautiful, and you are fun, 435 00:20:50,976 --> 00:20:52,308 and you are smart. 436 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,676 And when the right guy comes along, you'll know it. 437 00:20:57,983 --> 00:20:59,076 You will. 438 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,949 Hey. 439 00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:05,021 And you know what? 440 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,422 You don't need a mom, 441 00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:09,018 because you have my number and you can call me anytime. 442 00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:11,790 Extension 147. 443 00:21:12,197 --> 00:21:13,256 I know. 444 00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:15,265 Okay. Okay. 445 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:24,875 Did you want the 2726 or the 2730? 446 00:21:24,944 --> 00:21:27,379 Phyllis? Phyllis, are my mittens done? 447 00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:29,415 No. No. I'm on a sale... 448 00:21:29,481 --> 00:21:31,609 Okay, listen, it's 2:00 p.m. 449 00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:34,244 From now until 4:00, your priority is knitting. 450 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,344 Knit like the wind. 451 00:21:35,487 --> 00:21:36,511 Okay, Michael. 452 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,387 Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow. 453 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,292 Yes? So I wanted to give you that. 454 00:21:42,361 --> 00:21:44,728 It's a letter of recommendation. 455 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,133 This is gonna be good. 456 00:21:55,407 --> 00:21:56,898 "To whom it may concern." 457 00:21:56,976 --> 00:21:58,774 Good, real personal. Thanks, Michael. 458 00:21:59,144 --> 00:22:01,238 "The dictionary defines 'superlative' 459 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:04,181 "as 'of the highest kind, quality, or order, 460 00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:07,184 "'surpassing all else or others. Supreme.'" 461 00:22:07,252 --> 00:22:08,345 That's great. 462 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,322 If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary. 463 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:14,292 "I define it as Dwight Schrute. 464 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:20,365 "As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, 465 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:26,638 "he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme." 466 00:22:32,778 --> 00:22:35,646 Lots more like that. Really repetitive. 467 00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:41,144 What's this? 468 00:22:42,921 --> 00:22:45,550 "2:45 behind the building, paintball." 469 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,084 Oh! 470 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:24,353 Come on, come on! Come on! 471 00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:27,922 Ow! 472 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:43,004 I would like to start by just saying that I have not worked with 473 00:23:43,082 --> 00:23:45,950 Mr. Andy Bernard here for very long. 474 00:23:46,018 --> 00:23:49,147 But I can say that he is no Michael Scott. 475 00:23:50,089 --> 00:23:52,786 I can't sit here and tell you that he's gonna be a success. 476 00:23:53,258 --> 00:23:56,524 I can't sit here and tell you that he's even the best man for the job. 477 00:23:56,595 --> 00:23:59,656 But I can say this. 478 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:00,960 He's got potential. 479 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,963 Sure. 480 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,133 You know, I always say, "Go big or go home." 481 00:24:06,438 --> 00:24:08,066 You go with this guy, 482 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:10,666 you could be making the biggest mistake of your life. 483 00:24:10,976 --> 00:24:14,140 Or the biggest good decision of your life. 484 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,041 It's either gonna be the best thing you ever did, 485 00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:19,345 or the worst thing you ever did. 486 00:24:20,219 --> 00:24:22,814 If you want some boring, white bread clock-watcher, 487 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,480 who's gonna get you your paper 488 00:24:24,556 --> 00:24:27,549 when you ordered it for the agreed-upon price, 489 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,724 Andy's not your guy. 490 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,231 You ever play Russian roulette? 491 00:24:33,832 --> 00:24:36,267 Time to spin the chamber, Boris... 492 00:24:37,136 --> 00:24:39,605 By signing up for another year. 493 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:45,934 What happened to you? 494 00:24:46,211 --> 00:24:47,304 You should see the other guy. 495 00:24:53,852 --> 00:24:55,514 Jim, where is Pam? 496 00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:59,387 She's still pricing the whatevers... The shredders. 497 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,324 But it is already 3:00. 498 00:25:07,065 --> 00:25:08,226 Right. 499 00:25:20,779 --> 00:25:24,341 Whether you're scared of dying, or dying alone, 500 00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:26,908 or dying drunk in a ditch, 501 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,248 don't be. 502 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,581 It's going to be okay. 503 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:31,084 Yeah, I was tripling up. 504 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,387 There's not enough time in the day 505 00:25:33,525 --> 00:25:35,756 to have a special moment with everybody. 506 00:25:38,463 --> 00:25:40,625 And you, why are you still here? 507 00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,797 I'm either gonna quit today 508 00:25:42,868 --> 00:25:45,030 or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed. 509 00:25:45,103 --> 00:25:47,629 No, you are not going to quit today. 510 00:25:47,706 --> 00:25:48,867 For goodness sake, 511 00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:51,172 this is not going to be your last day at the office. 512 00:25:51,877 --> 00:25:54,005 Everybody gets dumped, Gabe. 513 00:25:54,913 --> 00:25:56,108 Can I give you a piece of advice? 514 00:25:57,749 --> 00:26:01,208 A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, 515 00:26:01,286 --> 00:26:03,949 which will make you look less like a transvestite. 516 00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:17,001 That is cold, sir. 517 00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,093 Absolutely cold. You know what? 518 00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:19,934 It was a complete waste of my time. 519 00:26:24,476 --> 00:26:26,570 Uh, Deangelo, I'm... 520 00:26:26,778 --> 00:26:28,747 I forgot my bag, so I'm gonna... 521 00:26:28,814 --> 00:26:31,306 I'll meet you in the car. Okay, whatever. 522 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,809 Sir. 523 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:36,413 I'd just like to apologize for that. 524 00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,525 I could tell you that he has a steel plate in his head, 525 00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:41,321 or that he's crazy, 526 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,921 but the truth is, I think he's just a terrible salesman. 527 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:48,261 And I want you to know that if you re-up with us, 528 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,463 anything you need, day or night, 529 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,436 I will be the one to take your call. 530 00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:57,170 Keep talking. 531 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,137 Yes. 532 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,473 Okay. All right. 533 00:27:03,815 --> 00:27:05,249 No. Well, thank you. 534 00:27:05,317 --> 00:27:07,650 Thank you. All right. Take care. 535 00:27:08,453 --> 00:27:09,819 You'll never guess. We did it. 536 00:27:09,955 --> 00:27:11,321 Hey! 537 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:15,588 All right. 538 00:27:17,229 --> 00:27:18,219 All right. 539 00:27:19,564 --> 00:27:21,760 Good job, boss. Yeah. We did it. 540 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,938 Okay, everybody, come on. 541 00:27:30,008 --> 00:27:31,636 Conference room, five seconds! Here we go! 542 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,745 Hurry up! Let's do this! 543 00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:38,880 Yes. What is this about? 544 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,579 What is this meeting about? All right. Mmm-hmm. 545 00:27:42,054 --> 00:27:43,283 Well... 546 00:27:44,556 --> 00:27:47,617 Okay. Here we are in the conference room. 547 00:27:47,826 --> 00:27:49,089 Once again. 548 00:27:49,161 --> 00:27:53,724 And I just wanted to call you all here together 549 00:27:54,933 --> 00:27:57,562 because I have something important... 550 00:27:57,636 --> 00:27:59,127 Well, there's two things, actually. 551 00:27:59,204 --> 00:28:02,402 Okay, first, I would like a whereabouts on Pam, 552 00:28:02,741 --> 00:28:06,735 and, secondly, Phyllis, how are those mittens coming? 553 00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,010 Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them, 554 00:28:10,082 --> 00:28:11,675 and I am leaving for the day at 4:00. 555 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,843 They're almost done, 556 00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:15,444 but my knuckles are swelling a little, and I can't... 557 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,512 Well, power through the arthritis, Phyllis. You can do it. 558 00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:21,624 Is that it? 559 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,826 Um, hmm? 560 00:28:24,196 --> 00:28:25,562 Is that it? 561 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,164 Um... Hmm. 562 00:28:35,907 --> 00:28:37,136 No. 563 00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:39,639 No. 564 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:43,444 There's a special guest that I would like to invite 565 00:28:43,548 --> 00:28:46,643 to say one last goodbye, so here he comes. 566 00:28:46,718 --> 00:28:47,845 He's coming right in. 567 00:28:47,986 --> 00:28:49,818 Hi, everybody! 568 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,482 It's Ping! 569 00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:56,321 And I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people. 570 00:28:56,428 --> 00:28:57,896 Thank you, everybody! 571 00:28:59,164 --> 00:29:01,190 You've been so wonderful. 572 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,562 We were such a good... Mmm-mmm. 573 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,170 I "rove" you all. 574 00:29:05,237 --> 00:29:06,466 I "rove" you very much. 575 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:08,401 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Sure. 576 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,031 See you later! 577 00:29:12,344 --> 00:29:13,403 So I've been meaning to tell you. 578 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,604 I want to take you out for lunch. 579 00:29:14,679 --> 00:29:16,113 For your last day. 580 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:17,273 Oh. 581 00:29:17,416 --> 00:29:19,351 What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch? You and me? 582 00:29:19,484 --> 00:29:20,577 Okay. 583 00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:24,319 You're not leaving tomorrow. 584 00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:27,218 You're leaving today, right? 585 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:29,992 Maybe. 586 00:29:30,862 --> 00:29:32,797 Wow, so that's it, huh? 587 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:35,524 Just 4:00 and you are gone for good. 588 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:37,736 Why am I so sad? 589 00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:39,537 Am I doing the wrong thing? 590 00:29:40,539 --> 00:29:42,064 Absolutely not. 591 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:46,035 It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch. 592 00:29:50,515 --> 00:29:52,848 T-shirt idea. "Goodbyes stink." 593 00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,779 Okay. All right. So... 594 00:30:00,892 --> 00:30:02,520 James Halpert... 595 00:30:06,631 --> 00:30:08,998 You started with this company 596 00:30:11,503 --> 00:30:13,165 as a fine young man. 597 00:30:13,538 --> 00:30:15,700 You know what I think we should do? 598 00:30:15,874 --> 00:30:18,434 I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. 599 00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:19,808 At lunch. 600 00:30:20,078 --> 00:30:21,068 Oh. 601 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:23,478 Okay. 602 00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:25,947 And then tomorrow 603 00:30:26,718 --> 00:30:28,209 I can tell you 604 00:30:29,754 --> 00:30:32,451 what a great boss you turned out to be. 605 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,588 Best boss I ever had. 606 00:30:40,866 --> 00:30:42,528 Oh, shoot. 607 00:30:42,734 --> 00:30:43,895 That's my cab. 608 00:30:44,035 --> 00:30:45,401 All right. All right. 609 00:30:46,238 --> 00:30:47,866 Listen, Michael, I really... 610 00:30:47,939 --> 00:30:49,305 I did text Pam, but... 611 00:30:49,374 --> 00:30:51,206 I know. It's okay. 612 00:30:51,276 --> 00:30:53,575 Just give her a hug, all right? 613 00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:56,915 I will see you tomorrow at lunch. 614 00:30:57,048 --> 00:30:59,040 I am looking forward to lunch. 615 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:01,852 And hearing about what a great boss I am. 616 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:04,654 You got it. 617 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,718 Okay. 618 00:31:10,762 --> 00:31:12,025 Okay. 619 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,937 Phyllis. 620 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,444 Oh, they're still not done. 621 00:31:26,578 --> 00:31:28,046 Oh, no, no, no. 622 00:31:28,113 --> 00:31:31,083 Let me see. Oh, Phyllis. 623 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:33,117 Nice try. 624 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,619 I love them. 625 00:31:59,611 --> 00:32:01,136 See ya tomorrow, boss. 626 00:32:01,613 --> 00:32:02,672 Later, guys. 627 00:32:25,236 --> 00:32:27,262 Well, got almost everybody, so... 628 00:32:27,939 --> 00:32:29,635 Holly's my family now. 629 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,301 She's my family. 630 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:35,138 And the babies that I make with her will be my children. 631 00:32:35,847 --> 00:32:38,817 The people that you work with are just, 632 00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:42,450 when you get down to it, your very best friends. 633 00:32:44,356 --> 00:32:46,348 They say on your deathbed 634 00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:50,418 you never wish you spent more time at the office, 635 00:32:50,528 --> 00:32:51,723 but I will. 636 00:32:52,297 --> 00:32:54,960 Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. 637 00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:59,134 I actually don't understand deathbeds. 638 00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:01,365 I mean, who would buy that? 639 00:33:04,009 --> 00:33:07,002 Well, I guess this is it. 640 00:33:08,346 --> 00:33:11,510 Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs? 641 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,949 Thank you. 642 00:33:13,885 --> 00:33:15,376 All right. Oh. 643 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:19,982 This is gonna feel so good 644 00:33:20,058 --> 00:33:22,550 getting this thing off my chest. 645 00:33:24,729 --> 00:33:25,924 That's what she said. 646 00:34:06,037 --> 00:34:07,869 No, he wasn't sad. 647 00:34:07,939 --> 00:34:09,168 He was full of hope. 648 00:34:10,141 --> 00:34:11,837 About Colorado. 649 00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:15,472 And he was hoping to get an upgrade as an awards member. 650 00:34:17,549 --> 00:34:21,486 And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly. 651 00:34:41,106 --> 00:34:42,768 Well, if he's not gonna make it, 652 00:34:42,841 --> 00:34:45,777 at least we should go ahead and eat the cake. 653 00:34:46,478 --> 00:34:47,741 Yeah. 654 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,782 I, for one, love the corners. 655 00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:01,792 Why did I just do that? 656 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,988 This is not even that good. 657 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:06,224 I don't even want it. 658 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:10,031 I had cake for lunch. 659 00:35:13,271 --> 00:35:16,469 No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this. 660 00:35:17,475 --> 00:35:18,534 Um... 661 00:35:18,943 --> 00:35:21,742 What am I doing? Come on, Deangelo. 662 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,075 Hey... 663 00:35:27,986 --> 00:35:29,045 No! 664 00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:31,850 Uh-oh. 665 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:33,785 No! 666 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:44,465 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.