1 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:05,315 Hey. So we saw a new billboard. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,609 Yeah. Pretty cool, huh? 3 00:00:08,194 --> 00:00:10,863 What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices 4 00:00:10,947 --> 00:00:12,865 than with an ad campaign? 5 00:00:12,949 --> 00:00:17,244 And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager? 6 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:19,788 How'd it look? You've seen it, right? 7 00:00:19,956 --> 00:00:22,291 No. Andy, somebody defaced it. 8 00:00:22,751 --> 00:00:24,877 What? How? 9 00:00:26,337 --> 00:00:27,337 Morning, Stanley 10 00:00:30,258 --> 00:00:33,886 There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards 11 00:00:34,095 --> 00:00:35,763 How do I put this? 12 00:00:35,930 --> 00:00:42,394 If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a phallic shape 13 00:00:42,812 --> 00:00:45,939 interacting with the artwork, it'll happen. 14 00:00:46,024 --> 00:00:49,651 And Andy gave them that opportunity. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,904 Erin, how long did we order those billboards for? 16 00:00:51,988 --> 00:00:53,781 Six months Oh, God. 17 00:00:54,324 --> 00:00:55,449 I need you to call the billboard company 18 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:59,787 great billboard. Funny, edgy right up to the line without crossing it. Loved it. 19 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:01,538 Which one did you see? Washington Street 20 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,291 The one with like 20 dongs on it. Okay. Don't be gross 21 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,585 What's going on? Somebody defaced the billboards 22 00:01:06,669 --> 00:01:09,338 we just put out in an inappropriate way 23 00:01:09,756 --> 00:01:11,215 That's funny 24 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:16,220 Wait, from the photo shoot with you and me? 25 00:01:16,513 --> 00:01:17,638 Yeah, Dwight 26 00:01:17,764 --> 00:01:20,182 No. No 27 00:01:21,017 --> 00:01:29,525 No, no, no, no, no, no 28 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:33,862 No, no, no, no, no. No 29 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:41,094 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 30 00:01:57,053 --> 00:01:59,012 Schrute Farms is very easy to find. 31 00:01:59,097 --> 00:02:00,931 It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district 32 00:02:01,015 --> 00:02:02,307 If the soil starts to get acidic 33 00:02:02,392 --> 00:02:03,642 you've probably gone too far. 34 00:02:03,726 --> 00:02:05,519 Just give us the address we'll look it up online 35 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,479 It's simpler this way. It's really not 36 00:02:07,647 --> 00:02:10,232 Now stated arrival time is 3:00 p.m. 37 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:13,110 I don't get the reason for this party. Yeah. What's the reason? 38 00:02:13,194 --> 00:02:15,195 What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason? 39 00:02:15,363 --> 00:02:17,739 It's just a garden party Sheesh! 40 00:02:17,907 --> 00:02:19,992 You don't need a reason to throw a garden party 41 00:02:20,076 --> 00:02:23,412 any more than you need a reason to throw a birthday party 42 00:02:23,496 --> 00:02:26,415 It's a garden party You don't need a reason 43 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:29,418 A few other super simple reminders. No burping, no slurping 44 00:02:29,502 --> 00:02:32,754 When eating, take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed 45 00:02:32,964 --> 00:02:34,006 Yes, Darryl? 46 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,549 What happens when we're done chewing? 47 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,927 Do we spit it out on the floor or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time? 48 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:40,846 I get it. I'm being a little overbearing 49 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:42,764 But I promise to be under-bearing for a week 50 00:02:42,849 --> 00:02:45,601 if you guys just all step it up. 51 00:02:45,685 --> 00:02:47,853 Andy, we understand basic table manners We're not children. 52 00:02:47,937 --> 00:02:49,271 Yeah. It's just a picnic 53 00:02:49,355 --> 00:02:52,357 This is not a picnic, Phyllis It's a garden party. 54 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:54,026 There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring 55 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:56,403 Oh, ew Please don't. Not a barbecue 56 00:02:56,487 --> 00:03:00,490 It's better than a barbecue It's dignified. Quieter. There are rules. 57 00:03:00,575 --> 00:03:01,742 How is that better than a barbecue? 58 00:03:01,826 --> 00:03:04,328 What's the dress code for this? I'm glad you asked 59 00:03:04,412 --> 00:03:05,537 Connecticut casual 60 00:03:05,622 --> 00:03:08,790 Any chance Connecticut casual is Pennsylvania business? 61 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:10,959 I.E., this is what I'm wearing to your party 62 00:03:11,044 --> 00:03:14,504 guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. 63 00:03:14,589 --> 00:03:16,006 It was a huge success 64 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:17,507 Check it out. There's a video online 65 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:21,011 Heartwarming impromptu father/son duet 66 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:22,554 Oh, yeah 67 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:23,972 Yeah. Oscar you showed me this 68 00:03:24,057 --> 00:03:25,474 I've seen this. That's not you 69 00:03:25,558 --> 00:03:27,017 Yeah. Who's the sausage? 70 00:03:27,101 --> 00:03:28,685 It's my dad and my brother 71 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:30,395 I would have joined in but this melody 72 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,732 doesn't really support another harmony part, so 73 00:03:33,816 --> 00:03:35,108 Check it out That's my brother's boss 74 00:03:35,193 --> 00:03:37,402 Look how psyched he is He's having an awesome time 75 00:03:37,487 --> 00:03:38,528 Ah 76 00:03:38,613 --> 00:03:41,406 And did Robert California get an invite to your party? 77 00:03:41,491 --> 00:03:44,534 Yeah, of course I mean, yeah I think he did 78 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:48,664 Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California? 79 00:03:48,831 --> 00:03:53,710 I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. 80 00:03:54,045 --> 00:03:55,712 Classic Gabe move 81 00:03:55,964 --> 00:03:58,799 Hey, Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies 82 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:02,344 and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch 83 00:04:02,762 --> 00:04:05,514 See you all there at 3:00 p.m Connecticut casual 84 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:07,766 Remember your manners and have a wonderful time 85 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:11,478 And please refer to the map Stay off of the web. 86 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:13,230 Thank you 87 00:04:13,481 --> 00:04:15,649 So, we've typed in the address. 88 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,901 Now let's take a look at the street view 89 00:04:20,446 --> 00:04:23,532 They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by Ah. 90 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:26,243 Why do you keep reading that garden party book? 91 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,537 I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea? 92 00:04:28,621 --> 00:04:30,664 There's so much more to it than that 93 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,457 I've been wanting Schrute Farms to break into 94 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,626 the high-end event hosting industry for some time, 95 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:37,296 and this party is a great opportunity 96 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:39,673 Plus, I've got a secret weapon 97 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:42,592 Only one copy in the world, 98 00:04:42,677 --> 00:04:46,054 and some sucker on the Internet sold it to me for $2 99 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:52,269 I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. 100 00:04:52,353 --> 00:04:54,313 I've only sold one copy 101 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,567 Is there anything you wish you'd done differently to avoid cankles? 102 00:04:59,569 --> 00:05:00,569 Nope 103 00:05:00,653 --> 00:05:01,987 I've already gone up another cup size. 104 00:05:03,197 --> 00:05:04,573 The senator is grossed out 105 00:05:05,742 --> 00:05:07,534 When do you start feeling it kick? 106 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:11,246 Cece was around 22 weeks but Philip was much earlier 107 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:12,581 Philip? 108 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:17,669 Oh, my gosh. Yes But don't say anything, okay? 109 00:05:17,754 --> 00:05:19,171 It's after my grandfather 110 00:05:19,547 --> 00:05:21,423 Philip is the name that we're using. 111 00:05:21,507 --> 00:05:22,966 It's after my favourite cat 112 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:24,343 Oh, wow 113 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:26,845 Funny. It's after my grandfather. 114 00:05:27,597 --> 00:05:29,264 It's after my cat 115 00:05:29,349 --> 00:05:32,851 Andrew, I picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. 116 00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:34,603 One, a pot of marmalade. 117 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,563 Ooh, that sounds great 118 00:05:36,647 --> 00:05:38,440 That is what you want then? The marmalade? 119 00:05:38,608 --> 00:05:39,691 Sure 120 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:43,987 You don't want to hearthe otherone. You love marmalade? 121 00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:45,989 I'll hear the other one 122 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:47,449 It's a basil plant. 123 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:50,827 You know, the marmalade sounds great. 124 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:55,832 I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister, and she's very interested. 125 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,793 Then the basil will be fine 126 00:05:57,877 --> 00:05:59,086 Well, you clearly want the marmalade. 127 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:02,297 Gretchen, I need another marmalade. 128 00:06:02,632 --> 00:06:03,924 All right. 129 00:06:12,809 --> 00:06:14,309 Hey, where do I park? I'm the valet. 130 00:06:14,435 --> 00:06:17,020 You have to give me your car, I'm parking. I can probably park it myself 131 00:06:17,105 --> 00:06:18,563 I'm the valet. You have to give me your car. 132 00:06:18,648 --> 00:06:19,940 It's probably okay that I park... 133 00:06:20,024 --> 00:06:22,025 No. I think it's probably better that I 134 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:23,693 I'm the valet. You have to give me 135 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:27,155 It's a finicky car Get out of your car. Get out. 136 00:06:30,993 --> 00:06:32,869 Have a good time at the thing. 137 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:35,664 It's a little tricky. You might want to 138 00:06:55,351 --> 00:06:57,644 Mr. Ryan Howard 139 00:06:57,812 --> 00:07:00,397 "Chapter Two. Announcing guests as they enter 140 00:07:00,481 --> 00:07:02,107 "is the height of decorum 141 00:07:02,191 --> 00:07:06,903 "The more volume displayed the more honour is bestowed upon everyone present." 142 00:07:07,363 --> 00:07:11,199 Stanley Hudson and his mistress Cynthia 143 00:07:13,077 --> 00:07:17,873 James, Pamela and Peepee Halpert 144 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:22,544 How's it going over here, guys? Andy, stop hovering 145 00:07:22,628 --> 00:07:23,628 You're being really annoying 146 00:07:23,713 --> 00:07:25,213 Didn't mean to bother you, Mable 147 00:07:26,549 --> 00:07:28,133 "Mable, Mable if you're able, 148 00:07:28,217 --> 00:07:30,719 "keep your elbows off the table." Wow 149 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:35,056 Mr. And Mrs. Walter and Ellen Bernard 150 00:07:37,268 --> 00:07:39,311 So you all work with Andy? 151 00:07:40,062 --> 00:07:43,732 Well, technically, for Andy 152 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:47,110 Technically for Robert California He's our CEO. 153 00:07:48,488 --> 00:07:50,489 I thought you were the CEO 154 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:51,656 I don't know how you got there 155 00:07:51,741 --> 00:07:53,450 You said you were running the company 156 00:07:53,534 --> 00:07:55,577 This branch I'm the regional manager 157 00:07:55,661 --> 00:07:57,746 Yes. Well, that makes more sense. 158 00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:00,081 Are you a regional managers? 159 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:04,461 Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy 160 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:07,714 No, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves. 161 00:08:07,798 --> 00:08:09,841 Which, as a matter of fact, they did last week. 162 00:08:09,926 --> 00:08:13,762 They threw one for my baby brother, and it was totally amazing. 163 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,931 But I couldn't care less. 164 00:08:17,183 --> 00:08:18,934 Can I introduce you around now? 165 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,687 Yeah, we don't have too long We have theatre tickets. 166 00:08:22,772 --> 00:08:23,897 What are you going to see? 167 00:08:24,273 --> 00:08:25,273 Moneyball. 168 00:08:26,943 --> 00:08:29,277 It was Walter Jr.'s choice 169 00:08:29,362 --> 00:08:30,612 MRS. BERNARD There he is. What? 170 00:08:30,696 --> 00:08:31,947 Bro-nard 171 00:08:32,448 --> 00:08:34,032 I didn't know you were going to be here 172 00:08:34,116 --> 00:08:35,617 I wouldn't have missed it 173 00:08:36,285 --> 00:08:37,619 Okay 174 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:41,623 Ahh 175 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,542 I'm Walter. I'm Andy's younger brother 176 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:45,252 Hey, how you doing? I'm Jim. 177 00:08:46,504 --> 00:08:51,758 Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife, Pam 178 00:08:51,842 --> 00:08:52,842 No Hell no 179 00:08:52,969 --> 00:08:56,471 She wishes. No, no, no no, no. No 180 00:08:56,973 --> 00:09:00,559 Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests I understand 181 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:01,977 Excuse me 182 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:07,148 Set that down 183 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,155 Present yourself 184 00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:37,178 "Chapter Four One of the host's most important duties 185 00:09:37,263 --> 00:09:38,847 "is as dance master. 186 00:09:39,307 --> 00:09:43,435 "A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon." 187 00:09:56,866 --> 00:10:00,160 Ladies and gentlemen may I present 188 00:10:00,244 --> 00:10:04,831 Robert California 189 00:10:09,253 --> 00:10:10,378 Hello, Andy Welcome 190 00:10:10,463 --> 00:10:12,213 Thank you Hey, I want you to meet 191 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:15,300 my first bosses Mom and Dad 192 00:10:15,426 --> 00:10:17,218 Yes. Hello. Nice to meet you Pleasure. 193 00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:21,056 Andy, where shall I put your basil plant? 194 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:23,308 I thought you were going to bring the marmalade? 195 00:10:23,392 --> 00:10:26,061 No. I'm certain you said basil. 196 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,983 This is not funny, man Let me down. 197 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:35,904 I think this thing is broken. It's not broken, Kevin This is how it works. 198 00:10:39,075 --> 00:10:40,909 It's so pretty today 199 00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:42,827 It's getting chilly 200 00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:45,121 Yeah. We really should be leaving 201 00:10:45,539 --> 00:10:46,539 Yeah. Um 202 00:10:46,624 --> 00:10:49,626 It'll be weird if the boss-man didn't make a toast, so hang on. 203 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:54,506 Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming 204 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:59,135 and to raise a glass to my amazing staff 205 00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:01,971 Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody 206 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:04,474 they toast you back It just goes round and round 207 00:11:04,558 --> 00:11:07,602 That's my favourite part about toasts, the reciprocity 208 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:10,105 Let's hear from you guys. Who do you want to toast? 209 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:11,189 Yeah, I'll say something 210 00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:15,193 I think we should be acknowledging our boss 211 00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:17,445 because none of us would be here without him 212 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:18,947 Robert California 213 00:11:19,281 --> 00:11:21,032 To Robert Yay, Robert 214 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:27,455 I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel 215 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,708 Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress? 216 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,669 I would like to toast someone who isn't here 217 00:11:32,753 --> 00:11:35,004 but who will be in just four short months 218 00:11:35,631 --> 00:11:39,175 Welcome to the world Philip Lipton. 219 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,468 Aww 220 00:11:41,971 --> 00:11:47,225 I also would like to toast Philip Halpert 221 00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:48,935 who's due even sooner 222 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:52,480 May he be a good namesake to my grandfather 223 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:57,485 who I promised as a child long before tonight, 224 00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:00,488 that I would one day name my son after him 225 00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,658 To Philip Halpert. To Philip 226 00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:04,743 All right 227 00:12:04,994 --> 00:12:08,329 She just always has to copy anything I do 228 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:11,875 It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again 229 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:14,544 I'd like to make a toast to the troops 230 00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:15,670 Here, here Yes 231 00:12:15,796 --> 00:12:18,465 All the troops Both sides 232 00:12:20,801 --> 00:12:22,093 I think we should toast 233 00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:25,180 Ladies and gentlemen the Last Supper. 234 00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:33,772 "Chapter Nine The tableau vivant is not only welcome 235 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:37,650 "but expected entertainment at any garden party." 236 00:12:38,819 --> 00:12:39,903 Andy? 237 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:42,614 I think that we should acknowledge the man 238 00:12:42,698 --> 00:12:45,200 who has led us to such a profitable quarter. 239 00:12:46,368 --> 00:12:49,204 To Robert California Yeah 240 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:53,416 I would also like to toast Robert California Mr. California... 241 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:55,835 You can't triple toast somebody 242 00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,880 At least not until we hit everyone once 243 00:12:58,964 --> 00:13:01,800 I'll say a few words if that's all right with you, Andy 244 00:13:02,468 --> 00:13:03,551 Yeah 245 00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:10,058 You people say I led you but it wasn't me 246 00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:15,355 You want to toast the man who led you to success, 247 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:17,315 but the boss is irrelevant 248 00:13:18,359 --> 00:13:21,152 Andy and I produce nothing We do nothing 249 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:24,405 We sit in our offices and demand, 250 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:28,827 "I want this and that right now" like petulant children 251 00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:33,039 You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? 252 00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:34,791 One day the baby will grow up. 253 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:43,508 But without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers 254 00:13:43,592 --> 00:13:46,427 waiting for someone to change us, wipe us 255 00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:49,722 I should be toasting you thanking you, 256 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:54,018 for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. 257 00:13:54,645 --> 00:13:56,229 Cheers Cheers 258 00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:58,439 To Robert California 259 00:13:58,691 --> 00:14:00,984 From the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you... 260 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:05,905 Some of you know that we have an Internet star in our midst. 261 00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:10,451 Mr. Walter Banes Bernard, Sir please report to the stage. 262 00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:12,287 I'm eating, Andy 263 00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:14,205 Come on 264 00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:17,667 Okay. All right 265 00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,085 Okay 266 00:14:19,587 --> 00:14:20,920 Yes Yeah, what do you want to do? 267 00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:24,382 Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? 268 00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:26,384 Oh, whoa. 269 00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:27,510 You sure? 270 00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:30,096 Really? It's a little tricky 271 00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:39,522 Saying I love you Is not the words 272 00:14:39,648 --> 00:14:41,733 It's too high. It's high but it's not that high. Really? 273 00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:44,027 Right. It feels strained Yeah. Just take it down. 274 00:14:45,905 --> 00:14:48,114 Saying I love... 275 00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:49,949 Saying I love you 276 00:14:50,075 --> 00:14:52,243 Here. Just give it to me. Yeah Yeah 277 00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:53,453 Okay 278 00:14:55,915 --> 00:14:57,540 Something like 279 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,754 Saying I love you is not the word... 280 00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:03,880 You don't come in yet 281 00:15:03,964 --> 00:15:06,591 I want to hear from you 282 00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,928 It's not that I want you 283 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:14,557 Not to say but if you only knew 284 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,560 More than words 285 00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:22,315 Is all you have to do to make it real 286 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,818 Is anyone filming this? Seriously. Erin! 287 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:28,279 It's either taping or calling. 288 00:15:29,239 --> 00:15:32,784 What would you do 289 00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:36,204 If my heart was torn in two 290 00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:38,706 You know what? Walter Jr. Is here 291 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,291 Why don't you come up and join us? JR.: Yeah, no 292 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,043 No, come up and do something with me. I don't know, Pop 293 00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,128 I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here 294 00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,421 Get up there and sing 295 00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:48,341 or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again 296 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,051 Whoo! Come on 297 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,845 Come on Give them what they want 298 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:55,765 All right. This old thing I don't even 299 00:15:56,558 --> 00:16:01,521 May the good Lord be with you Down every road you roam 300 00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:09,112 And may sunshine and happiness Surround you when you're far from home 301 00:16:11,115 --> 00:16:16,202 And may you grow to be proud Dignified and true 302 00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:23,001 And do unto others As you'd have done to you 303 00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,796 Cheers! All right 304 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,675 What's going on? Cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar 305 00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:40,143 Sorry. Please hang up and try again. 306 00:17:08,338 --> 00:17:11,466 I am so cold It's because you didn't bring a jacket 307 00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:15,178 My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game 308 00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:18,848 Whoever heard of an old beet farmer? Forget the beets. 309 00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,100 Concentrate on the hosting 310 00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:26,272 I can spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here 311 00:17:26,356 --> 00:17:28,816 Really? We have a number of birthday packages 312 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,569 The Pewter package has the least amount of goats. 313 00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:34,155 It's not no goats it's still 10 to 12 goats 314 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,615 depending on the availability of the goats 315 00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:38,951 Now the goat package, obviously, has the most goats What were you thinking? 316 00:17:40,996 --> 00:17:43,081 Of course I am not interested in goats 317 00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:46,250 Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me? 318 00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:50,046 I can get you exotic meats 319 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:53,216 Hippo steaks. Giraffe burgers 320 00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:55,426 We'll talk 321 00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:00,973 It'll all be goat 322 00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:05,228 Hello, Cece Halpert This is Andrew Bernard 323 00:18:05,312 --> 00:18:09,107 I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs 324 00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:13,903 That wasn't even my worst sales call 325 00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:16,531 MR. Hi 326 00:18:19,535 --> 00:18:21,494 What was that display? 327 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:25,706 I don't know. I just thought 328 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,251 if I could throw this great garden party 329 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:32,046 and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me 330 00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:34,340 Andrew I know 331 00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:36,342 I know that you're proud of me. 332 00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:38,469 I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am 333 00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:42,807 that you're a manager of some rinky-dink branch 334 00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:45,810 of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania 335 00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,855 How long are you going to go on needing my approval? 336 00:18:49,648 --> 00:18:52,733 You're a grown man. Don't act like a little boy who needs... 337 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,695 I think if I had parents like that, 338 00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:59,031 I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too 339 00:18:59,158 --> 00:19:01,576 Guess we found Andy's Rosebud Rosebud? 340 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,994 It's a reference to Citizen Kane. 341 00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:06,205 Something that explains why a person became the way they are. 342 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:10,585 I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was 343 00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:14,297 It just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed. 344 00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:16,174 Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree 345 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,925 No. You're wrong 346 00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:21,888 Are you sure? Yeah. I'm too hot anyway 347 00:19:21,972 --> 00:19:25,266 My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy 348 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,601 Isn't that strange? I've never been there 349 00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:30,021 Oh! Ah. Well 350 00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:31,314 Yes, that's nice 351 00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:32,732 Thank you 352 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:39,780 It was a nice party. The setting was a little strange. The food 353 00:19:39,865 --> 00:19:41,115 Sandwiches were dry 354 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,867 Bye, Tuna Bye, Pam 355 00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:54,086 Hey, everybody I'm going to leave 356 00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:57,298 and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry 357 00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,217 Cheeseburger or hamburger? 358 00:20:02,262 --> 00:20:03,262 Um 359 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:05,973 Cheeseburger 360 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:07,350 Nard-Dog 361 00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:11,812 Thanks, Oscar 362 00:20:29,623 --> 00:20:31,249 What are they doing? 363 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,042 Closing ceremonies 364 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,169 Nice touch 365 00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:55,940 I think I left my wallet in your house. Who cares? 366 00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:59,068 Right here Mr. James Halpert 367 00:20:59,152 --> 00:21:00,361 Keys. My keys 368 00:21:00,487 --> 00:21:03,197 Stop forgetting things. I didn't forget them They're right here. 369 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:06,492 Mr. James Halpert 370 00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:10,079 I'm so sorry. I think I forgot the 371 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,664 What You idiot 372 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,917 Ooh Mis... 373 00:21:16,962 --> 00:21:17,962 Mi. 374 00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:20,131 What are you doing? Hey, I have a question 375 00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:23,426 Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office? 376 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:27,221 Stupid question, obviously Mr. James Halpert! 377 00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:38,325 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.