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Approved

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Chef from South Park.
It's genius.
Just some chef.

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I've decided to pre-screen
all of the Halloween
costumes this year

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I have three simple rules

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don't be offensive
don't be cliché

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and don't take
the first two rules
too seriously

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The gorilla from
Rise of the Planet
of the Apes.

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Huh?

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The one who
sacrifices his life

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Whoa! Oh

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Spoiler alert
It's been out
for ages, man.

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Costume vetoed

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Uh.

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It's... Somebody's
already called that

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Who?
Kevin has a gorilla suit
you could borrow.

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This is ridiculous!
Why can't there just be
two Kate Middletons?

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Guys, I know,
I mean I wish
there could be too

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It's like I can't choose

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They're both
amazing, it's just

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Look, I stayed up all night
and I watched
that g. D. wedding

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and then I came to work
and I made everyone
else watch it all day

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Meredith wasn't even here
Because I was there

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You're the people's princess!
Diana was nothing!

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I thought you were
at your sister's funeral

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What I said was
"My sister's funeral
is this weekend.'

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Didn't say
I'd be there

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Why is it such a shock
that I follow the royal story?

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Warms my heart
thinking about
them two kids...

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doing it

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Can I maybe
squeeze through?

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Here you go
There we go. Thank you.

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When they talk about
app the nice things
about dating a co-worker,

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they don't mention
one of the best parts.

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After you're done dating,
you still get to work
together every single day

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Jim, put it on

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Put it on, man

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I don't know if I can.
Come on
the Three Amigos

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Three Kings.
All right

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I know, I know, I know.
But Darryl and Kevin
needed a third.

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They bought me
this jersey. I said no

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Kevin started crying, so
I am Chris Bosh.

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If you get
into season one,
you know, really

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Oh, my God, what the he
is wrong with you?

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It's called a costume

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What are you?
Some kind of
Jamaican zombie woman?

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Ryan, will you please
tell her who I am?
Whoopi Goldberg.

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Has no one here heard
of Kerrigan, from StarCraft?

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Queen of blades

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It's all Toby's fault

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Every Halloween,
I tell him the same thing

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You can't bring weapons
into the office.

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And every year he says
the same thing.

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"As soon as I get
my weapons back,
I'm going to kill you."

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But there I am
at Thanksgiving alive,
you know?

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I'm a lucky turkey

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Everybody looking good?
This is the best we can do?

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I'm not judging.
I think you guys
look great, I just

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want to make sure
this is the best
we can do

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I just got a text
from Broccoli Rob. "Boo!'

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It scared me

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And then I got this text
from Robert California

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"Looking forward
to Halloween party
Expectations are high.'

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Scared the ♪
out of me

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G'day, Pameroo
Could you shoot
this off for me?

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Yeah.
Australian accent

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What are you doing?
I just wanted to see
how you do it.

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If you're doing
something I don't

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Are you
That Andy
so hot and cold

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One day he's like,
"Fax these documents, please.'

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The next he's like, "Pam,
you fax them. Who cares
what Erin's feeling." Right?

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Oh, Erin
Pam

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how would you rate me
as a receptionist on
a scale of one to three?

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Um

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Two?

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It's like the second
to last thing
I wanted to hear

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No, I mean
you're doing great

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and Andy put you
in charge of
the whole party, right?

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Yeah
Yeah.

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Send completed.
You are the best
in the biz. I can't deny

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Bob and I are doing
this Scranton haunted
walking tour

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I always wondered
what kind of people
went on that thing.

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Hey, if you go
by the Banshee Pub

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tell the Man in Black
I say hello

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What happened, Pam?
Okay.

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When I was 22, I worked there
and everybody said
the place was haunted.

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I didn't believe it
until one day
before we opened

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I look up into the mirror
you know, behind the bar?

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And I see this old man
dressed all in black,

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but when I turn around
there's no one there.

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So, I tell the cook
my story
Wait, they have food there?

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and he said

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"That's what everyone sees
That's the Man in Black.'

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No. My wife does not
believe in ghosts

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Hey
Hey

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Oh

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This Man in Black thing
What do you think
that was about?

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What do you mean?
Was it like trickery
in the lights

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or maybe you were
so primed to see it
then there it was

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I saw a ghost
Mm-hmm

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What I'm saying is, like
do you ever wonder
what it was?

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It was a ghost.
I told you this on
like our first date

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Yeah, I had just told you
about the day that I met
the Blue Angels.

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I figured you had to top it
I don't know what
to tell you, Jim

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but I saw a ghost

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Hey

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Uh-oh

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Looks like we're under
a Jack attack.
- Yes, Andrew.

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And you, on this
day of fantasy,
are a labourer

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Yes
Everyone, this is
Bert, my son.

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Bert, this is
a paper company

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Hey, Bert

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Hello

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Can I use a computer?
I need to check a hurricane

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Here, use this one

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All right

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Oh, look, pin the word
on the witch

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How did you know
I was bringing my son?

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I didn't. It was for us
But he can play.

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Berty Boy, would you
like to play this game?

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That stuff's for babies

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Perhaps this party
will awaken
the baby in all of us

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Wow. Who shot
our grownup party
with the kiddy ray gun?

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We're still getting it set up
It's going to be really cool

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Extraordinary.
Did you plan this?

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Well, Toby and I did, yeah

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And I overheard and thought
"Hey, that'd be fun
don't mind if I do.'

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If you turn out the lights
we'll do a little dance

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One, two, three

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Dem bones, dem bones,
dem dry bones

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Now we're the skeleton crew

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Delightful.
Thank you

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Now then
how are we today?

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Fine
Great.

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Just fine, Kelly?
Everything all right?

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Mm-hmm

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You feeling fulfilled
in your life?

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I guess

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You guess?
So there is something
you want that you

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do not have

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Try not to think
about it

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Because it's too
terrifying to imagine

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Now we're cooking

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What is it, Kelly?
What is this great
fear of yours?

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Never marrying
Yes. Dying alone,
that is very scary.

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And how are you, Toby?

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So great

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Oh, I put those up.
I know. I'm taking
them down.

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I almost wonder
if putting nothing
on this wall

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is more Halloween-y

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I don't know
about this, guys

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Andy put me in charge of
the Halloween party, so.

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Well, Andy sent us
in here, so which is it?

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Oh

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So can we speak our
minds now? Or are we still
sparing feelings?

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Because I hate
all of this.

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Very low pressure
in the Sargasso Sea

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Warm air from South America

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Cold air from Greenland
All signs point
to the perfect storm.

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Perfectly mediocre

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What are you, anyway?

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I'm a Jamaican zombie woman
Leave me alone, ghoul

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If you had some
really big wings
with blades on the end

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you'd kind of look
like Kerrigan
from StarCraft.

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Damn it! I am Kerrigan
from StarCraft.
I've been censored.

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If you're going
to be a Zerg,
at least be a lurker

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Not some girl.
Kerrigan is ruler
of the Zerg swarm

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Yeah. She also has boobs.
Yeah, but no nipples

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Hey
Hey, what's up?

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November's sure
creeping up, ain't it?
You can't stop that month

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Hey, what's the jive with
Angela and Phyllis helping
with the party, you know?

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Um

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I just thought
you could use
some help, you know?

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'Cause Robert came in
and thought the party
seemed a little kiddy.

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And I guess I agreed
And maybe we could

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mix a little more 13
into the PG.

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But that's it?

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There's nothing
about me or l?

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Can we talk about it
at the end of the day?

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I got a call
I got to make a call

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Yeah, sorry
Yes, we can

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Yes. I don't know

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Mm-hmm

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Gabe?
Sweet Erin

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I'm throwing the Halloween
party and I just want
to amp it up a little.

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I think it could use
some extra pizzazz

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Okay. Where does
Gabe factor in?

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Remember that
Halloween party
you took me to once?

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The one where I started crying
as soon as I walked in

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and I didn't stop crying?
Yes. Lars and Takako's

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Okay, well let's say
that I wanted this party
to be a tiny

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tiny bit like that one

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just more adult,
more scary and sexy

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I will make this sexier
than you could ever imagine

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No, just scary.
If we wanted
ideas for scary stuff

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No, that'd be scary
What are you thinking about?

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All right, let me go get it

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Pam Halpert
Hey. It's Jim Halpert.

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I was wondering if you
wanted to see
a movie tonight

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'cause I've read a lot about
this really great documentary

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Is it called Ghostbusters?
It's called Ghostbusters.

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It didn't look like that

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He didn't have
a buster sign around him?

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00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,716
Why don't you draw him?
Why don't we see
this old man?

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Okay. Yeah.
Fine, I'll draw him
Okay.

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I ain't afraid of no ghosts

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Whoa

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Mm-hmm

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00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:20,563
Dwight, are you
eating a stick?
It's a root, idiot.

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Okay

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Everyone hates you.
That's really rude

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00:11:26,445 --> 00:11:28,780
I don't tell you
hurricanes suck
even though it's true

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00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:32,033
What do you like,
tornadoes?
Try influenza

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00:11:32,118 --> 00:11:34,703
Yeah? What's the vaccine
you could take
to avoid a hurricane?

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Open up a newspaper.
Look, a hurricane's coming

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I suppose you're going
to tell me the scariest
animal is a shark.

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Try box jellyfish

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What are we talking about?

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I was talking about
my wife and how
she believes in ghosts

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Then we had a little debate
and then Meredith said
that she believes in them too

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You seem unimpressed.
Ghosts don't scare you?

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I'm only scared
of real things, like serial
killers and kidnappers.

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00:12:01,939 --> 00:12:05,483
Not things that don't exist
like ghosts or mummies

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Mummies are real
There are mummies
at museums

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Yeah

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You prank

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It's true. They've
been preserved for

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thousands of years
They're all over.

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Why on Earth
would a museum
put a mummy in it?

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A little
witch's brew?

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I grew this party
up real fast.

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Get out of here,
little kid party.
Nobody loves you.

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And clean up your room
Grownups are going
to use it later

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The party looks fun
doesn't it?

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Everybody seems
to be in there
having a great time

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So maybe now would be
a great time for me
to pop back on the computer

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I'm using it.
I'm about to play
StarCraft with him

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You serious?
Yeah, I'm serious

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00:12:59,497 --> 00:13:01,581
Hey, hey. That's funny

240
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,709
Okay.
Loser

241
00:13:05,795 --> 00:13:09,297
Pam, do you think anyone's
going to notice I've worn
this costume before

242
00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:11,174
when I wasn't pregnant?

243
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,802
You know
I guess nobody would
believe it still fits.

244
00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:19,974
Hey, guys, I'm
an Oscar Liar Weiner

245
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:21,726
Oh, my God

246
00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:24,979
Party's tight, E
Fog is cool.
Thanks

247
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,856
It's on medium
Perfect

248
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,734
It really looks great
You did a great job

249
00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:32,570
Oh. So we don't have
to have that talk?

250
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,489
We should still
have that talk

251
00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:37,075
Maybe you could
come by my office
at like 4:45?

252
00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:39,953
Cool

253
00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:42,872
Okay.

254
00:13:42,957 --> 00:13:45,375
Okay, everybody,

255
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:49,504
be prepared
to be scared

256
00:13:49,964 --> 00:13:51,589
Okay

257
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:13,111
The Cinema
of the Unsettling
is a growing film movement.

258
00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:16,489
The most well known
film in the genre
is an hour long shot

259
00:14:16,949 --> 00:14:19,117
of a squirrel
with diarrhea

260
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,623
Okay. Ew

261
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:29,836
Is that my grandmother?

262
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,547
What's the story?
- There is no story.

263
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,591
Yeah, seems like
there isn't a narrative.

264
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:38,052
Maybe the filmmaker realized
that even narrative
is comforting

265
00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:41,556
What the he
is going on here?

266
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,724
Okay, I think
we've seen enough

267
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:44,809
You can turn it off now
- Yeah

268
00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,979
Yeah, kill it. Go ahead
and turn it off.

269
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,731
Thank you
- How'd you
get in my car?

270
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,649
Where is this from?
That is so upsetting

271
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:54,903
That was awful
Robert, I apologize

272
00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:58,656
I'm sorry. I got confused
I heard that you

273
00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:03,077
wanted to make the party
more adult but
I think I know what to do now

274
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:06,789
This game is called
"Pecker Poker.'

275
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:10,835
It's the game of cards
that gets you hard.

276
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:16,507
What we have here
is a classic
misunderstanding.

277
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,510
Why didn't you simply
ask Andy to clarify?

278
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:22,430
Asking is a very
easy thing to do

279
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:25,016
The two of you are
obviously very close

280
00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:34,692
Oh, I see. This no longer
seems like my business

281
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,200
All I knew is that

282
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,577
you wanted to have
a talk with me
at the end of the day

283
00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:46,120
and I got nervous, so

284
00:15:46,205 --> 00:15:48,748
You were going
to talk at the end of

285
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:49,916
I'm not here

286
00:15:52,878 --> 00:15:54,379
Did you think I was
going to fire you?

287
00:15:55,839 --> 00:15:57,173
No, I wasn't

288
00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:02,220
I'm sorry
This must be really
uncomfortable for you

289
00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:04,389
I'm never uncomfortable

290
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,807
Okay

291
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:10,561
Erin, I think you know
I've been dating someone

292
00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:13,022
Sure

293
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,274
And it's getting
a little more serious

294
00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:18,903
She's never come by, so
And she's never called here

295
00:16:20,239 --> 00:16:21,656
Unless it's your mom

296
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:25,994
No, I didn't want her
to call because I thought
it would be weird, but

297
00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:27,996
now it's weird
that she's not calling

298
00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,081
Two dates?

299
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,625
Three dates?

300
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:34,585
Thirty-one

301
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:37,255
Wow

302
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,675
I'm so happy
for you guys.

303
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:42,593
Um. Let me know
when you get to 40

304
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,763
I'll see you guys

305
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,268
I should go

306
00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:54,647
I just don't get it, Pam

307
00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:56,524
I mean, you're
a rational person
Thank you.

308
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,110
Jim doesn't let me wash
his NFL jersey
during the playoffs

309
00:16:59,236 --> 00:17:01,612
How is this
any less logical?
Careful. Whoa

310
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:05,158
First of all, it's not like
I think that's going
to help the Eagles win

311
00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:06,576
Really?
No.

312
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,412
That is just a bunch
of people participating
in a collective thing.

313
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:12,707
And maybe the Eagles
will hear about it and want
to play better. It's not

314
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:14,042
Exactly.
Thank you

315
00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,418
Go! Get up there
right now.

316
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,878
Got it
Dwight

317
00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:19,130
You want to attack,
or let them come to us?
Your call, B.

318
00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:21,382
Unleash the hell storm.
- Dwight

319
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,301
Nice
Dwight

320
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,594
Got 'em. Go

321
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:29,432
Is she Asian?
I don't know. She's
from somewhere, I bet

322
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,727
Maybe from the forest
Forest?

323
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,604
Did Andy say his girlfriend's
from the forest?

324
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,273
I don't know, Phyllis
Maybe she's from the city

325
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:45,156
Looks terribly real
doesn't it, Creed?

326
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,909
No
Are you scared of snakes?

327
00:17:47,993 --> 00:17:49,368
You don't live
as long as I have

328
00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,412
without a healthy fear
of snakes, Bobby.

329
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:56,918
Yeah, I guess sometimes
I have nightmares
about being buried alive.

330
00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,838
Honestly, Jim gives
me the creeps

331
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,800
What am I up to?

332
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,303
Like a few years
down the road, Cece says

333
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,597
"Mom, there's
a ghost in my closet.'

334
00:18:09,681 --> 00:18:12,850
Now you say one of two things
One, "You're just having
a bad dream."

335
00:18:12,935 --> 00:18:14,769
Or two, "Let's go see
what it wants."

336
00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:16,604
I'm not going
to freak her out, Jim

337
00:18:16,688 --> 00:18:18,439
Okay
I'm not going to lie
to her either

338
00:18:18,524 --> 00:18:21,567
Oh, come on
When I was a boy,

339
00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:27,198
there was an empty house
just up the h
from my family's

340
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:30,493
It was rumored
a man committed
suicide there

341
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,079
after being possessed
by the devil

342
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:36,374
One day, a young woman, Lydia

343
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:39,460
moved into the house
with her infant child.

344
00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:45,091
That very night Lydia
was awakened by a loud
heinous hissing sound

345
00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:52,223
She walked to the nursery
and there in baby's
crib was a snake

346
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,517
wrapped around baby's neck

347
00:18:55,269 --> 00:18:56,978
squeezing tighter and tighter

348
00:18:57,062 --> 00:19:00,064
Oh, my goodness
The crib was full of dirt,

349
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:03,276
baby struggled
to free itself
from underneath

350
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,280
reaching and clawing
gasping for air

351
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:11,784
Embalmed bodies rose
from their sarcophagi,

352
00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,828
lurching toward baby

353
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,666
For they were mummies
No.

354
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,793
Amongst them was a man

355
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,297
Tall, slim.
Jim

356
00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:27,925
Almost instinctively
she turned to her husband

357
00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:30,011
"Wait," she thought

358
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,473
"I don't have a husband.'

359
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:39,687
For Lydia and her husband had
had an argument
one they couldn't get past

360
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:44,525
Each night they slept
one inch farther apart
until one night Lydia left

361
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:48,988
It was about this time
she lost herself
in imaginary worlds.

362
00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:52,491
She had quit
the book club
the choir,

363
00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:55,745
citing something about
their high expectations

364
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:59,498
Her lips slowly
grew together from disuse

365
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,126
Every time she wanted
to act, and didn't,

366
00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:05,546
another part of her face
hardened until it was stone

367
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:09,300
And that fevered night
she rushed to the nursery

368
00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:12,887
and threw open the door
"Baby, are you okay?"

369
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,973
Baby sat up slowly

370
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,061
turned to mother

371
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:21,187
and said

372
00:20:23,649 --> 00:20:27,568
"I'm fine, bitch. I'm fine.'

373
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:39,997
Fear plays an interesting
role in our lives.

374
00:20:40,624 --> 00:20:43,292
How dare we let
it motivate us?

375
00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:48,047
How dare we let it
into our decision making?
Into our livelihoods.

376
00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:50,174
Into our relationships.

377
00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:56,264
It's funny, isn't it? We take
a day a year to dress up
in costume and celebrate fear.

378
00:20:59,476 --> 00:21:02,561
Toby.
Hey, Bert. Want
to see the dance?

379
00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:04,438
Dem bones,
dem bones, dem dry...

380
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:05,606
You're fired

381
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,734
What?
You heard me.

382
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:09,860
Pack your things

383
00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:14,156
What? You can't
Gabe? Are you

384
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,284
I'm the CEO's son

385
00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:18,703
Pack your things
You're done.

386
00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:29,315
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