1 00:00:03,338 --> 00:00:04,880 Oops. A little help 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,969 Wow, your hair is really thinning 3 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:13,973 Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity 4 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,349 and just looks cooler 5 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,227 Picture someone doing something heroic 6 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,562 Now, was he sitting or standing? 7 00:00:21,523 --> 00:00:22,731 Not counting FDR 8 00:00:23,358 --> 00:00:25,484 Every second you sit there is an hour off your life 9 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,403 Look at all of you 10 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,530 I feel like you're in a suicide cult 11 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:32,324 No, no, no. You're way off on that one. 12 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:34,451 Are you really comfortable standing there? 13 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:37,663 I tried one of those, and I just couldn't find the sweet spot 14 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:44,628 Hey, guys, let's just all admit it, okay? Dwight's better than us 15 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:47,047 He had the guts to stop sitting, 16 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:49,842 and he's never, ever gonna go back on it, right? 17 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,385 That's right, Jim 18 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:59,034 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 19 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,771 Hey, man Hey 20 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:04,898 Taking a load off, huh? 21 00:01:05,025 --> 00:01:06,567 No. Putting a load on, more like 22 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:07,943 Good luck with that 23 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,403 Last thing I need is luck 24 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:16,994 Thank you so much 25 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,679 What are you up to? Oh, look out 26 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:36,847 Just... What are you doing? 27 00:01:36,973 --> 00:01:38,057 Think fast. Ha ha 28 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:40,142 Give that back Come on. Prank 29 00:01:41,311 --> 00:01:42,561 That's real creative 30 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:43,812 You know what you're right It's not my best 31 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:45,105 'Cause you could easily just bend over 32 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,231 and pick that up right? 33 00:01:46,316 --> 00:01:48,192 I could. I just don't feel like it, loser 34 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,401 Because you're sitting? Standing 35 00:01:49,486 --> 00:01:50,986 Okay. Don't 36 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:52,654 Because you're sitting? Standing 37 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,323 You know I have to do this 38 00:01:55,492 --> 00:01:56,450 I know 39 00:01:56,534 --> 00:01:57,534 Whoa 40 00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:23,852 Andrew Baines Bernard 41 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,771 I think you could just do Andy Bernard 42 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:28,273 Andrew Baines Bernard I love filling 43 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,859 these out 'cause it's like Oh, I'm taking a test 44 00:02:30,944 --> 00:02:32,486 but I know the answers 45 00:02:33,363 --> 00:02:37,241 In four seconds, my wife is going to be coming through that door 46 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:38,450 I told her she could work here 47 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:41,286 Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen 48 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,915 There you are, honey 49 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,084 How on earth did you miss the elevator? 50 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,127 What was that? 51 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,628 I don't know. He wasn't talking to me 52 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,214 But if I were you, I wouldn't hire his wife 53 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:55,134 That's why my foundation 54 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,343 the Dream For A Wish Foundation 55 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,594 is gonna put them out of business. 56 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,013 They're not gonna know what hit them 57 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:03,225 Everyone, I'd like to introduce my wife 58 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:04,810 Mrs. Robert California 59 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,104 Mrs. California this is everyone 60 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,230 Hello. Hi 61 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,315 Welcome. Call me Susan, please 62 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,819 Last night at dinner, Susan and I were talking 63 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,445 about her returning to work. 64 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:19,158 So she's here today to see if there's a good fit 65 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,618 Something tells me it just might work out 66 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,831 This is Andy Bernard, the regional manager 67 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:26,999 Hello. Nice to meet you 68 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,167 Hey there. It's a pleasure. Welcome 69 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,251 Thank you 70 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:30,878 Andy, would you be so kind 71 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,671 as to show Susan around the office, 72 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,756 introduce her to various departments 73 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,092 find a place where she'll shine? 74 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:40,012 I would love to, but I have to be 75 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,555 completely honest with you guys. 76 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,515 We're 100% staffed up 77 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:49,771 Andy, let's see if there's a good fit first then we'll talk 78 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,235 All right. 79 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,529 Knock, knock, knock Knock, knock, knock 80 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,406 You don't have to say it if you're doing it 81 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,533 Remember how you said 82 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,869 that you were looking for a place in the office 83 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:06,288 to do calisthenics and aerobics? 84 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:08,957 Ah, weightlifting, yeah 85 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:10,375 Well, today's your lucky day 86 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,669 I have opened in this very office building 87 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,047 Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles 88 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,132 Want to take a look? I'll take a look 89 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:21,136 Your path from obesity begins right here 90 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:26,058 I've been meaning to join a gym For my health. 91 00:04:26,476 --> 00:04:29,478 I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. 92 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:31,313 I didn't realize how easy that would be. 93 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:32,689 So now I want to live long enough 94 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,275 to see a really, really gay president 95 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,652 or a supermodel president. 96 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:39,529 all the different kinds of presidents 97 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:42,824 Obese people in my office building are a drain on resources 98 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,534 Chairs wear out faster 99 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:46,495 It takes more freon to keep them cool 100 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,163 They flush the toilets more often 101 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:51,124 Plus, their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes 102 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:56,171 But a gym turns fat into cash. 103 00:04:57,215 --> 00:05:00,133 All right, the DM Express is pulling out 104 00:05:00,218 --> 00:05:01,843 All right, well it was really nice to meet you, Brian 105 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:03,095 Ah, it's actually Ryan 106 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:04,513 Oh, Ryan. Yeah 107 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,515 Bitch 108 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,559 We will start here at Erinville 109 00:05:09,644 --> 00:05:10,644 Hi 110 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,187 Reception 111 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:13,897 Your classic one-man operation 112 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,607 Although, I was watching a movie 113 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:17,359 and Meryl Streep had two secretaries 114 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:20,404 I was watching a movie and a bunch of apes took over San Francisco 115 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:21,780 Just saying 116 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:25,367 Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance 117 00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:27,077 and success to our clients 118 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:30,580 Certainly worth exploring. Wouldn't you agree, Andy? 119 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:33,542 I'll explore exploring it - Good 120 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,794 Seems like you have this under control, 121 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,463 so I'll just duck out and run the company for a while. 122 00:05:38,548 --> 00:05:39,548 Okay 123 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,471 Okay, next stop on the tour, sales 124 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:49,808 Here we go Station stop Jim Halpert. 125 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,893 Oh, boy, our resident truth teller Uh 126 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,520 All right, have at it Let her rip. 127 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,063 What do you hate about this place? 128 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,608 Well, it's sales, so you have to be able 129 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:00,736 to live in the world of rejection 130 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:02,321 Maybe you do 131 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:03,905 Hi, I'm Dwight 132 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:07,701 Sales is really not so hard, okay It's paper 133 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:09,494 We have it, and they want it so bad 134 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,079 they are willing to pay for it 135 00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:12,247 Jim? 136 00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:14,583 Well, it's not that easy 137 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,168 It's kind of sometimes difficult 138 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:18,670 It's the second-easiest job in the world 139 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,630 Being a mom I love shopping. 140 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,091 And sales is just the other side of that 141 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:25,052 That's true 142 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:29,097 You know, if you joined our sales department 143 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:31,058 you would be working very closely with our 144 00:06:31,184 --> 00:06:33,060 department head, Mr. Dwight Schrute 145 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,144 That's me 146 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:37,189 Dwight, why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies 147 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,358 Oh Mmm-hmm Survival skills. 148 00:06:39,776 --> 00:06:41,193 Ranking of animals 149 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,736 Maybe over a beer 150 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,781 after she's closed her first sale. 151 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,494 Well, make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings 152 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:56,083 How am I supposed to pull this off? 153 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:59,711 The entire office is being nicer to her than they've ever been to me. 154 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,421 What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis' 155 00:07:01,506 --> 00:07:03,298 classic room-clearing farts right now. 156 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:05,801 Ready? 157 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,098 What do you think? Huh? 158 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,808 Umm, no 159 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,059 No. This is not a gym 160 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:15,769 This is like a scene out of Saw V. 161 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,312 You haven't even looked around yet 162 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:18,563 Look 163 00:07:18,815 --> 00:07:20,941 Gravel bucket squat yoke 164 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,154 Right? 165 00:07:26,406 --> 00:07:27,406 Hmm 166 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:29,825 Dedicated phone book ripping station 167 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,246 You ever cut tin before? No 168 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,499 Five yards in and your forearms will be on fire 169 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,251 Plus, I will buy the tin back from you 170 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:40,961 that you cut for two cents a yard 171 00:07:42,255 --> 00:07:44,089 Now, let's go over membership 172 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,841 I'm gonna need the first month's 173 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:48,260 and the last month's up front for $49 a month 174 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,304 But every third month is $59 a month 175 00:07:51,431 --> 00:07:55,016 But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month. 176 00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:57,602 Obviously, you know how a gym works. 177 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,147 So you know I'm not gonna pay money for this 178 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:01,898 You want people to come to your gym? 179 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,859 Make a real gym 180 00:08:04,277 --> 00:08:05,527 Darryl 181 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,656 Make a real gym 182 00:08:09,866 --> 00:08:12,534 accounting might be a good fit 183 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,994 because I really clicked with Oscar 184 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:16,663 and I do have some experience with bookkeeping 185 00:08:16,873 --> 00:08:20,208 But we already have a surplus of accountants as it is 186 00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:23,879 customer service um, HR, even. 187 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:25,797 Those are fully staffed as well 188 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:29,468 Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office 189 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,053 that could use an extra pair of hands? 190 00:08:32,889 --> 00:08:33,972 Yes 191 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:39,227 I am the CEO, and I am telling an employee of mine what to do. 192 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:42,606 Let me beat around the bush for a second 193 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:46,818 Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings 194 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:49,654 Robert, it's all right. This is very uncomfortable 195 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:53,783 Obviously, there's no place for me here, so thank you for trying 196 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:54,868 Why don't we just let it go? 197 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:55,994 No. Absolutely not 198 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,538 Andrew, there must be something you can do. 199 00:08:58,623 --> 00:08:59,956 There must be. Think 200 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:03,877 Well, there are a lot of considerations 201 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,594 It's not a bad thing to have the CEO owe you one 202 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:19,267 All right Well, then, welcome aboard 203 00:09:27,652 --> 00:09:28,777 So what happens next? 204 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:33,406 We get you over to HR and then get you set up with accounting. 205 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,742 Hang on 206 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,827 Hello? - Say "hello, grandma." 207 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,289 Hi, gam-gam 208 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,000 Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. 209 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,836 You numbskull! 210 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,463 You were given a very simple task. 211 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:50,549 more clear with you. 212 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,884 Now say, "Are you taking your medicine?" 213 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,178 Are you taking your med-meds? 214 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:58,181 Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? 215 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,393 Undo this. Undo it. 216 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,148 You didn't say good-bye to your grandmother. 217 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,776 We promised we'd never say good-bye 218 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,117 Attention! I am now accepting memberships 219 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,411 for the Dwight Schrute Gym for Muscles 220 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,580 First 20 members can take advantage 221 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,748 of our "pay what you weigh" promotion 222 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,375 All I need is another gym. 223 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:26,710 As if I don't have enough drama 224 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:29,629 We have a gym at home It's called the bedroom. 225 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:30,839 Who's spotting who? 226 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,340 "Don't use the bike in the corner, 227 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,883 "that's Bruce's. Jeremy says...' 228 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,302 Enough. Oscar, enough 229 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,886 Kelly? I have these sneakers 230 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,431 which are basically just like a gym for your feet, so... 231 00:10:42,435 --> 00:10:44,728 That's okay. I know how to build a business 232 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:46,521 You gotta bet the black people to do it 233 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,148 to get the white people to do it. 234 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:50,692 Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. 235 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,694 One step at a time 236 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,863 Did you bring your passport with you? 237 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,698 Who walks around with their passport? 238 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:57,782 Well, I do 239 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:58,950 Always ready for adventure 240 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:00,410 Have you had any? 241 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,661 No 242 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,709 Hey, guys 243 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:11,212 So Robert doesn't want his wife working here. 244 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,798 So now that she is, we have to drive her away 245 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:18,011 Andy, if he didn't want her working here, then why did you hire her? 246 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:21,306 Oscar, it was a mistake 247 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:25,226 But one that can be fixed by all of us being mean to her. 248 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:28,730 How can we do that? She's simply wonderful 249 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,106 This is all pathetic 250 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,153 How mean are we talking about? 251 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,404 It would be great if she were gone by lunch 252 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,866 Erin, you're up. Find her a place to work but not too comfortable 253 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,369 Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her. 254 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,249 Here you go 255 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:53,338 Um, do you think it would be possible 256 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:54,923 to move to that desk over there? 257 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:58,176 Because this seems a bit cramped, and I don't have a computer 258 00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,678 Well, that's a sales desk 259 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,555 Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants 260 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,100 Just sit here and be quiet 261 00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:08,269 And if you have a question just raise your hand 262 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:12,691 But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now 263 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,031 No, I don't think we should be trying 264 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,574 to make this place seem unpleasant. 265 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,201 I think we should let this place 266 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,703 just crush her spirit by itself 267 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,413 what it's doing 268 00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:28,289 That's Gerald 269 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,792 Oh, wow. So cute 270 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,377 Oh, that is so cute 271 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,631 Oh, he's so tiny Is he in a ladle? 272 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,882 Yeah, he's in a ladle 273 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,218 That's adorable How on earth did you get him in a ladle? 274 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,511 He did it himself 275 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,138 Is that ladle stainless or 276 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,431 Oh, stainless Williams Sonoma 277 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,975 Excuse me, waiter there's a dog in my soup 278 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,935 It's not that kind of ladle 279 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,062 Very cute Let me see. 280 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,189 Just the battery on these things 281 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,066 I'm sorry, I've gotta recharge this 282 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,070 Last time I had a job 283 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:01,072 I remember I hated the boss' wife 284 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,492 Of course, she was married to Robert. 285 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:10,331 Your employees don't seem to be taking to me. 286 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,001 Andy 287 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,672 Andy, could you step in here, please? 288 00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,008 We'll fix this 289 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,427 What is going on? 290 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,636 Please 291 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,890 Ah, Andrew, my wife 292 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,686 has brought up an issue that requires your attention 293 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,858 So, if you'll excuse me I should step out, 294 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:42,030 get to the ATM before that homeless man sets up camp for the night 295 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,746 Okey-dokey, artichokey 296 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:52,832 You hate it, don't you? 297 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,042 Do you not want me here? 298 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,336 Why would you say that? It's okay. 299 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,296 I understand I'm not sure how I would fee 300 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,298 about having the boss' wife work for me either 301 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,217 It's not that exactly 302 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,593 But it is something 303 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,096 Let's just say that if you don't want to work here 304 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,932 I am totally prepared to respect that 305 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,892 Why would you not want me working here? 306 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,435 I don't know 307 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,731 what you're going through 308 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:21,653 My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he? 309 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:22,779 Yes 310 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,074 The dude is an enigma 311 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,326 So he is mixed up in this, isn't he? 312 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:32,455 Got it 313 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:36,918 What do you think you're doing? 314 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,253 Getting my sweat on 315 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,630 I build you this temple to the human body 316 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,841 and you're lifting what, five pounds? 317 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,843 I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill 318 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,178 I was watching you. You want to know how long it really was? 319 00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:48,721 No Eight minutes! 320 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,849 Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? 321 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,560 Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow 322 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,312 Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? 323 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:02,652 I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym 324 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,446 I'm gonna make you look like Lebron James 325 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,574 It's Lejon Brames 326 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,409 That's what I said. Yeah 327 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,411 Get it right I know. 328 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,620 Cameras 329 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,706 Still here. Terrific 330 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,042 Andy and I had a great conversation 331 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,629 And I just want to let you know 332 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,007 that I am not going to be working here 333 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,635 Well, that's a shame 334 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,679 It just was one of those things... Is it? 335 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:31,973 Because we talked about it 336 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,975 and it seems like that might be what you want. 337 00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:35,852 Which is fine Where did this come from? 338 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,061 Did Andy say that? 339 00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:38,313 No, he did not 340 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,689 But I could tell he was struggling 341 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,024 to understand what was expected of him 342 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,485 What's the struggle? He made a great call hired a great person 343 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,987 You sure about that? 344 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,072 Absolutely. No games? 345 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,490 No games 346 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,826 Because Andy seemed to think there was some information 347 00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:53,536 he was not able to share with me 348 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:55,163 Enough of this I mean, real Enough 349 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,333 It's gotten way out of hand Andrew, this is my wife 350 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:02,837 Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for 351 00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:05,256 But it is not welcome right now 352 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,342 Just be honest 353 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,013 Andy Yes 354 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,681 Why do you keep looking at my husband? 355 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,308 Andy, just answer the question. 356 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,559 No games? 357 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:17,727 No games 358 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,188 Okay 359 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,941 of funny, actually. 360 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,776 Robert storms in and he says 361 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,194 "In four seconds my wife's gonna be in here 362 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,445 "I told her she could work here 363 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,739 "Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen." 364 00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:31,449 You lying son of a bitch 365 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,288 Tell my wife you're lying 366 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,460 That's not true, is it? 367 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,045 No, it's not 368 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,839 I tell the truth most of the time 369 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,050 and I was just telling the truth about your husband 370 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,593 Jim knows. He was there 371 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,136 This is preposterous 372 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,055 Robert Let's get Jim in here. 373 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:57,767 Where's Jim? 374 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,686 He just rolled out and crawled out 375 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:03,106 Can you call security tell them to keep an eye out for him? 376 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:04,857 Time to settle this 377 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:07,944 Wait, wait, wait Hold on, hold on 378 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,573 Just real quick. Real quick, open... Okay 379 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,789 That's weird 380 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,583 Well, he's gotta be around here somewhere 381 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,928 Ow! Ow 382 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,430 Ow 383 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,604 Creed, I was never here, all right? 384 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,065 Okay. What about your friend? 385 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,110 Oh, boy 386 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,951 This is my gym, my rules You do exactly as I say no questions asked 387 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,870 Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions, 388 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,455 and I might not do what you say 389 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,249 First thing, we're gonna stretch the pelvic bowl 390 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,085 Ready? Get down on the floor 391 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,920 Okay, I'm not doing that 392 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,339 Really? 393 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,133 Too embarrassing for you? Huh? 394 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,053 You wish that every exercise was strutting around the gym like the Fonz? 395 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,305 Well, how do you think the Fonz got so cool? 396 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,599 He stretched his pelvic bowl 397 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,561 Darryl joined 398 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,812 Looks that way 399 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,315 Nice pelvic bowl. Deep 400 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,486 Hello, Jim 401 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,820 No, no. No, no, no 402 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,655 Don't. Damn it, Tuna 403 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:38,201 So, I think you know what we want to know 404 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:39,702 Do l? Yes 405 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,037 I know. I do 406 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,999 Jim, I've had enough of your unhelpfulness 407 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,252 I'm not really sure how I can 408 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,296 For God's sake, did Robert tell you 409 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,381 that he didn't want me working here? 410 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,175 That's the thing 411 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,636 See, I didn't want to get in the middle of this Still don't. 412 00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,971 But here's something 413 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:02,225 I feel that maybe, if we take a step back 414 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:06,896 this is a simple case of anxiety to work with a spouse 415 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,607 I think we've got ourselves an answer 416 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,734 No That makes complete sense, right? 417 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,528 Thank you all for a wonderful day Perfect! 418 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:14,946 Jim Yes? 419 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,072 Answer the question please. 420 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,910 want me to tell you. 421 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,621 To be really honest, my wife works here 422 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,248 And I love it 423 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,291 She literally makes me work harder 424 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,086 She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here 425 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,215 And between us she's on maternity leave right now 426 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,551 and I would love to leave this room and see her face 427 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,388 but it's just what I'm thinking 428 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,681 All right. Thanks 429 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,474 Yes. All right 430 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,023 Uh. 431 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:53,192 Yeah 432 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,867 Thank you 433 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,627 Andy 434 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,046 Hey, Mrs. California 435 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:18,926 Hey. I'm sorry about the position you were put in today. 436 00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,470 You know, honestly we all wanted you to work there 437 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,265 Except for him Especially me 438 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,809 Yes, I thought we really hit it off. 439 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,060 Yeah 440 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,104 Well, different circumstances 441 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,355 Yeah 442 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,815 Who knows? Who knows? 443 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,234 Maybe after all this settles down 444 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,736 Totally 445 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,197 It's a date 446 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,281 Hmm? 447 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,035 You're nothing! You're so weak 448 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,120 You call yourself a man? Huh? 449 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,414 This doesn't help me I don't respond to that kind of strategy. 450 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,540 Okay, fine 451 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,877 Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again! 452 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,338 Dwight, come back and spot me 453 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,466 All right, I'll help you 454 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,761 But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is 455 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,845 What do you want? 456 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,971 To push this bar up 457 00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,099 No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now 458 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,392 What is your goal? 459 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,644 Help me 460 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,520 What do you want? 461 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,314 To look good for Val 462 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,149 Val Kilmer? 463 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,443 I don't buy it that doesn't make any sense 464 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,363 Wow 465 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,490 I figured out your goal 466 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:27,203 I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen 467 00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:38,265 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.