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Oh, yeah

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Kevin!
As soon as I
heard that wrapper

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You really have
to say, "Oh, yeah,'

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every time you
eat a candy bar?

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I can't help it, Oscar
It's just really good

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Oh, yeah

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My hands are tied
All right, not bad at all

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20 minutes, though
so let's try again

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Get it all out
now if you have to

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It was a raccoon
eating a hamburger
like a person.

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You need to stop
banging your pen
on your desk,

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or it's gonna
drive me insane
Okay, got it.

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Does anyone have
a first-aid kit?

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Check out
this song I wrote.

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I'm gonna love you
downstairs tonight

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Listen, I say

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I mean, he looked
like a little Hamburglar

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All right, here we go

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Everybody
get ready in three, two
Good luck. One

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Love letters.
Yes, I love it

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What else can be
done with paper?

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You can write
a book about chairs

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Books. Excellent, Jim

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All right, Andy,
please, please, just stop

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You can do infinite
things with paper.

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Did you hear that?

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Infinity. There is
an infinity of things
that you can do with paper

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Now, who wants
to buy some paper?

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Yeah

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Very nice
Very nice sales pitch

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for our clients that
don't know what paper is

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I'm talking about you guys

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Who in this room right now
wants to buy some paper?

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Let's get high
on our own supply

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Andy, you want us
to buy our own paper?

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Yes

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Robert said that we needed
to double our sales
growth to 8%

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by the end of the quarter
That's today,
and we are $830 short.

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And I can't afford
to keep buying paper from us,

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so today we need to
sell $830 of paper,

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and then next quarter I need to sell

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the $2,200 of paper
that's in my garage.

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Animals, machines,
vast virtual armies.

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All of these things I have successfully managed.

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The only thing I
haven't managed is people

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I saw an ad on
the Sabre website

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for an open manager position
in their printers division.

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I spoke to Robert
California about it,

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and he said for me to come by
and see him some time.

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So like
a Spanish conquistador,

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I have come to Florida
to claim what is
rightfully mine.

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Dwight Schrute for
Robert California.

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Oh. Hello, Mr. Schrute
I'll tell him you're here
Can I get you anything at all?

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I'm not here to
be given anything

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I'm here to take
what is mine

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Ooh.
I'm glad you're on our team
Here, please have a seat.

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Dwight?
What are you doing here?

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Gabe. You don't know?

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Of course I know

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Hmm. Impressive
office you have here

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Surrounded by shrubbery
Like a squirrel's office

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Corporate says to me
"Gabe, we need you
in Scranton."

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Scranton says,
"Gabe, go back down

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to Florida
You're needed there.'

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So Tuesdays and Thursdays
I'm up there.

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Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays
I'm down here

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I can think of no better way
to confront my
deathly fear of flying

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Dwight.
Robert

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You made it
Yes

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Impressive initiative

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I don't know what's worse
the trip or the destination.

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Well, let me settle in

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And I'll be with you shortly

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Very good

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Hey, C-SPAN

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So my Dad says an accountant
can really help you out

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if they're
willing to play ball.
Those were his words

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Gosh, Andy, you had
a great quarter, okay?

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Robert will understand
$800 is a rounding error

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So make that error
Andy, no

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Hey, I can
make that error
Oh

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Well, it's just I know
that making errors sounds
like your kind of thing,

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but it's a little more
complicated than that.
No, I

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It's just I really need
a real accountant on this

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What do you say?

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because tonight
I have a trivia
contest in Philadelphia

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Aw

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Any other crunch time
I would love

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to stay and cook
the books for you

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so you can save face
in front of your CEO

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but tonight is
Triviacolypse
What?

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It's only the biggest night
of trivia of the year

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There's a $1,000 prize

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I'm committed to my friends
They're committed to me

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You know what? Go. Have fun

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There's a trivia contest
at a bar in Philadelphia

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Stop right there
I love it.
I'm in.

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It's trivia.
In Philadelphia

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But here's the best part
The prize is $1,000

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and if we win,
we can use that
money to buy paper here

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close the gap on our
8% profit increase.

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That's a great idea. Yeah
That's a great plan.

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Yeah? You like it?
All right
All right, good stuff.

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I'm so psyched you
guys are into it,
'cause I thought

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"This sounds really stupid.'

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You just made a good idea
a great idea.

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There is one
problem with this plan
What?

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We'd have to leave work
like, right now to do this

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You can reduce
your prices by 10%

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or we're gonna be
finding a new source
for our morning bagels

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All right

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Gabe, I always wondered
what it is you
did around here

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Now I found out
You're the bagel guy

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Yeah, but not just bagels
All unwanted problems.

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Question
What's the most important
appliance in your house?

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Meat grinder.
Too slow. It's the toilet

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And I am the toilet
of this office

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annoying problems

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so others can keep
their hands clean,

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and just like a toilet I am essential.

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You know, Gabe,
you could have gone

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with garbage disposal
incinerator, or eraser

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And instead
you chose toilet

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God bless you
You are an American classic

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Dwight, today is not my
day at all, I'm afraid

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I'm not going to be
able to meet with you

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But I'm leaving you
in the very
capable hands of our COO

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But I can give you
this pitch in one minute

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He's gonna meet
with you later.

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No, no, no. I don't
want you to rush it, okay?

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Trust me. Meet with Bill

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He's a great person to know
I'll dialog with him tonight

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CEO to COO
What a difference
a letter makes.

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Still an important position
Still a chief.

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You're really
going to like Bill

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He has me toilet
a lot of people for him

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Hallway phone.
Gabe Lewis speaking

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Gabe, listen to me.
Don't bother Bill with this.

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He needs to go put out a fire
on the home front.

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Just wait 20 minutes,
and then I want you
to listen to Dwight's p\itch.

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Make him feel valued.
Make him feel heard.

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Your wish is my command

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It's a command.

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What are you
doing here, Andy?
You left us no choice

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But this should put
a smile on your face

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How would you
like to be captain
of the Dunder Mifflin team?

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Although I reserve
the right to overrule you
What? No.

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And you guys thought
this was a good idea?

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a fun idea.

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There were times on the
two and a half hour drive
when I experienced doubt

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But that's the thing
about long drives

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you know?
You're always going

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This is a gay bar
Wait, what?

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Everyone in here is gay?

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Yes. It's a gay bar
so you guys want
to go home now?

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No.
No

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No
Awesome

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What does this say about you
that you followed me here?

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That you think
you're going to win

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your sales quota at
a gay bar's trivia night?

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It says that I believe
in my staff's intelligence

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and that I'm
willing to try anything

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Not "anything.'

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Good luck

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00:09:20,778 --> 00:09:23,655
All right, we need to
divide up into teams

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but it's winner take all
so no need to divide evenly

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We need an A team
a backup team,
and a just-have-fun team

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So you guys all
know yourselves

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Good timers, follow me

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Back-ups

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Go on, kid. You know
you don't belong here

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A team
Okay

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All right, everybody,
nice self awareness

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Except

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Okay

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00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:11,411
There's a table over here

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All right,
first question, everyone.

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Ray Charles famously had
this state on his mind.

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What is its capital?

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Oh, we got this

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00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:22,797
Let's reverse engineer this

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You're a black singer
Where do you go?

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Somewhere where
you're a novelty

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Alaska
Atlanta.

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I know you think that,
because that's where
the Olympics were held

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My cousins were
actually at those Olympics

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Keep talking all you want

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How am I supposed to know
what was on his mind?

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00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,357
Ooh! What do blind
people think about?

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00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:45,487
Okay, dogs, canes
signs, manholes, stairs
piano, darkness.

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00:10:45,571 --> 00:10:48,907
Okay, time's up.
Let's get the boards up.

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Atlanta, Georgia is
the correct answer.

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What?

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00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,543
Hey, man. Uh

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00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:03,338
Look, unfortunately,
Bill had to go fight a fire

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00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:05,340
so, your appointment got

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00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,342
There's no fires
within eight miles of here

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00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,678
Well, it's nine miles away

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00:11:09,762 --> 00:11:11,763
I'm going to be
meeting with you
on his behalf.

200
00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:15,475
What? No, no.
Excuse me, lady

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00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:19,479
Get anyone from
the COO's office
on the phone this instant

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00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:21,940
This must be
very frustrating

203
00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:26,778
I can see you in
the jungle now

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00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:32,367
Hey, now, you're not
an All-Star of the NBA,
but you did get your game on

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00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:36,329
when you won the NBA's
Sixth Man of
the Year Award in 2011.

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00:11:36,414 --> 00:11:37,872
Who are you?

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00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:39,624
Jim, Darryl,
your time to shine

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00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,710
Shawn Marion.
Yes. Shawn Marion

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00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:45,130
That doesn't sound right
I want to say
LaDamien Washington?

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00:11:45,214 --> 00:11:46,464
Wrong for so many reasons

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00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:48,216
Well, I know
Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man

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00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,051
was Richard Burton
Is that helpful?

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00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:53,722
That's it.
I'm gonna go watch
the boats on the river

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00:11:53,806 --> 00:11:55,432
Ron Artest, Kelly

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00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:57,183
No, it's Lamar Odom

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00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:58,226
If it had been Ron Artest
it would have

217
00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,728
come up on
Dancing with the Stars

218
00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:00,937
when they pan
over his trophy case

219
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,814
when he's at home
with his family

220
00:12:02,898 --> 00:12:05,734
Lamar winning Sixth
Man was a big storyline
on Chloe and Lamar.

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00:12:05,818 --> 00:12:08,611
All right, boards up.
Let's see who got it.

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00:12:09,655 --> 00:12:11,322
Lamar Odom is what
we were looking for.

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00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,575
Lamar Odom.

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00:12:13,659 --> 00:12:14,701
Oh, my God
Lamar Odom

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00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,869
Nice. Nicely done

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00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:19,706
You're my sports guys
You're ESPN.
You're ESPN Classic

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00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:22,959
Ryan is MSNBC:
I'm E! TLC and Oxygen

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00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,628
Chill, man.
This plan is airtight

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00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:29,215
So it's a very
simple argument

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of why I should
be put in charge
of southeast printer sales

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00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:36,347
Nobody has sold more printers
in the northeast than me.

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00:12:37,016 --> 00:12:39,934
Bottom line,
I know the product
I get it.

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00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,853
Well, you got my vote

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00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,565
Oh, my God
Yeah.

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00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:48,735
Most of all, I believe
that character is destiny

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00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,613
and my character
is one that...

237
00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:53,948
Wait, why are you smiling?

238
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,366
What?
What's with the smile?

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00:12:55,659 --> 00:12:58,244
You're doing great
So good.

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00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:01,539
And my character is one
that will never give up

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00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:05,460
until greatness is on
the horizon behind us

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00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:11,508
Dwight, that was
a fantastic presentation.
Put your hand on my hand

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00:13:14,512 --> 00:13:16,221
Flush

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00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:18,014
Ow

245
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,808
Take me to Robert
Ow. He went home.

246
00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:21,684
Take me to his house
It's a condo.

247
00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:22,769
It's long-term
business housing

248
00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,354
You know where it is
Lead me there

249
00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:25,730
Ow. Stephanie, help

250
00:13:26,565 --> 00:13:29,818
Listen, you're
a perfectly fine toilet

251
00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:33,154
I'm just an extraordinary
piece of crap. Let's go.

252
00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:34,239
Ow

253
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:37,700
Excuse me, sir,
on the Dunder Mifflin A team.

254
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:39,494
Excuse me, sir.
Yeah?

255
00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:41,996
I'm sure you're just checking
your Grindr account.

256
00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,834
But you can't
check smartphones

257
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,544
during trivia.
It's against the rules.

258
00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:49,254
Okay, I'm turning it off

259
00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:52,048
Okay, you're not
turning it off.

260
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:54,634
Sir.

261
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,223
Okay, then we're gonna
have to take it away.

262
00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:04,185
Thank you. Thank you.

263
00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:07,772
Okay, I can't not
have my phone. I'm sorry

264
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:15,196
All right, guys,
after nine rounds,
let's check the scores.

265
00:14:15,281 --> 00:14:18,616
In first place
with nine points,
it's Aesop's Foibles.

266
00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:23,037
The Queerenstein
Bears have seven points.

267
00:14:23,622 --> 00:14:25,999
Dunder Mifflin
A team has four points.

268
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,041
All right

269
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:30,044
The D.M. Backup Team
has three points.

270
00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:32,589
The Einsteins
have eight points.

271
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:35,717
Ladies Gaga have five points.

272
00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:36,843
Yeah

273
00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:38,511
So our best chance
of hitting our mark

274
00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:42,932
is now in the hands
and brains of Kevin
Meredith, Erin and Kelly

275
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:44,183
Do I like these odds?

276
00:14:45,311 --> 00:14:46,936
My answer is no.
Whoo!

277
00:14:48,981 --> 00:14:51,232
Which one is it?
I don't know!
All I know is the building

278
00:14:51,317 --> 00:14:54,819
Robert! Robert California

279
00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:57,196
Robert
Dwight

280
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,993
How nice of Gabe to
show you where I live

281
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:03,745
Come around, 102

282
00:15:03,829 --> 00:15:05,914
All right, guys, time's up.

283
00:15:05,998 --> 00:15:08,750
Who was the relatively
unknown patent clerk

284
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,752
who discovered
that energy equals

285
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:12,754
mass times
the speed of light squared?

286
00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:15,006
Looks like
everyone gets a point
for Albert Einstein.

287
00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:19,177
Wait, except
for the Einsteins.

288
00:15:20,012 --> 00:15:21,429
That's all right.

289
00:15:21,513 --> 00:15:23,348
Which means
the top three teams

290
00:15:23,515 --> 00:15:25,350
are going to finish it
off in the speed round.

291
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,185
So let's get
everyone some bells.

292
00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:30,063
In third place,
we have the Einsteins.

293
00:15:30,147 --> 00:15:31,731
Oh, yeah
What?

294
00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:36,819
Second place, we have
the Queerenstein Bears.

295
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:37,987
Yeah
Come on!

296
00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,365
And first place
is Aesop's Foibles.

297
00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:41,449
Whoo

298
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,411
Yeah, but they're
going to get clobbered

299
00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:48,414
Ring it in when you know it.
First question.

300
00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:51,542
This man had a fatwa
declared on him when...

301
00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:54,295
Einsteins?

302
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,964
What?
What is it?

303
00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:58,508
I'm just the bell girl

304
00:15:58,592 --> 00:15:59,842
Aesop's?

305
00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:02,178
Salman Rushdie.
Salman Rushdie is correct.

306
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:07,392
Heading out to sea, sailors.

307
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,603
On a square-rigged
ship, the sail

308
00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:12,855
set furthest
forward is called what?

309
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,067
Princess Ding-Dong
do not hit that bell...

310
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:17,568
Flying jib

311
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:20,613
Flying jib is
correct for the Einsteins.

312
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:26,661
Flying jib. Flying jib

313
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:28,371
No way

314
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,624
Gentlemen

315
00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:39,048
Give us just a minute.
Stew and I are just
finishing up our lesson

316
00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:41,926
Trust me,
one nine-minute bout

317
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:46,931
is a cardiovascular equivalent
of running uphill
for three hours.

318
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,894
I could go to
the gym three times a week

319
00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:53,646
or I can wrestle
Stew once a month

320
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,489
Grab my leg

321
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,075
Yay, Robert

322
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,620
Guys, please help
yourself to some drinks
from the fridge.

323
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,207
According to a recent survey,

324
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:17,211
this is the most
common learning disability
among American adolescents.

325
00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:19,672
Boom! ADHD
No.

326
00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:22,717
Wrong.
The answer is dyslexia

327
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:24,552
That's correct
for the Einsteins.

328
00:17:27,222 --> 00:17:29,891
All right
Whoo! Yeah

329
00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:34,062
Sir, sir. Dial it back.
This isn't Tail Feathers,
okay?

330
00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,151
Yeah

331
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:43,780
They haven't really improved
on the Oreo, have they?

332
00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:47,075
No, thank you

333
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:48,785
Sit down, Dwight

334
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:54,165
Let me tell you
why I should be

335
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,000
the next manager
with a riddle.

336
00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:00,171
A manager
a salesman, a leader

337
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:03,174
and a warrior walk
into a restaurant.

338
00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:06,260
The hostess says
"Table for one?"

339
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:08,721
How is this possible?

340
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:13,017
You were dining alone
All those people are you

341
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:16,354
Yes. Exactly.
Riddle number two
Who is going...

342
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:24,320
Your drive, your ambition
it would be wasted
on a manager's job.

343
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,115
And Florida,
you don't want to live here

344
00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:28,699
Even I don't
want to live here

345
00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:31,035
It's why I'm always at
my place in Scranton

346
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:34,122
Florida is America's basement

347
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:39,961
It's wet.
It's filled with mold
strange insects, alligators

348
00:18:40,045 --> 00:18:43,131
Alligators are
dinosaurs, Dwight.
You know that, right?

349
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,258
Eh... It's complicated

350
00:18:52,224 --> 00:18:54,392
This medal was
my grandfather's

351
00:18:55,769 --> 00:19:01,607
He received it
for acts of courage
for excellence

352
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:07,738
It's a tribute
one man gives another

353
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:11,534
a job, Dwight.

354
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,371
But why not let me give you
something even better?

355
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,214
It's a job interview
Not a flea market.

356
00:19:28,385 --> 00:19:30,261
Dwight, the job is
not right for you.

357
00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:32,471
Now, when something
comes along

358
00:19:32,598 --> 00:19:34,765
that is right for you
I'll try you out.

359
00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:38,269
Now get the he
out of my place

360
00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:39,520
Yes

361
00:19:39,605 --> 00:19:43,357
Final round.
Last two teams squaring off.

362
00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:45,443
ready to play doctor.

363
00:19:45,527 --> 00:19:48,529
Our question is
about health
and the human body.

364
00:19:48,614 --> 00:19:49,739
Oh, come on

365
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:52,200
The standard
American analog scale

366
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:54,744
has a maximum
capacity of what weight?

367
00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:57,038
Three hundred pounds

368
00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:59,165
Point for the Einsteins.

369
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,878
Here's your final question.
Cinephiles, put on
your memory berets.

370
00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:08,257
This 2001 masterpiece
from Gilles Paquet-Brenner

371
00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:12,011
explores
the intricate dynamics
of a family in disarray.

372
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,726
Yes

373
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,520
I'm sorry, no.
Over to the Einsteins.

374
00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:24,148
Les Jolies Choses.
Are you sure?

375
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:29,195
Marion Cotillard
exposes herself

376
00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,489
a number of times
in that film.

377
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:32,573
The Einsteins win it.

378
00:20:32,658 --> 00:20:33,741
No
Yeah

379
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,243
Come on

380
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:40,665
Look, I know it's easy to say
tonight was just a fluke,

381
00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:44,252
and maybe it was,
but here's a piece of trivia

382
00:20:44,336 --> 00:20:48,089
A fluke is one of
the most common fish
in the sea

383
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:51,175
So if you go
fishing for a fluke,

384
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:54,303
chances are you
just might catch one.

385
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,180
Oh, boy.

386
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,686
Welcome to
the Stonewall Alliance
Trivia Championship\s!

387
00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:05,815
First prize is $2,500.

388
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:09,777
Let's just do our thing,
collect our hardware
and get the hell home

389
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:11,487
Whoo
Riboflavin.

390
00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:14,240
Riboflavin?

391
00:21:14,324 --> 00:21:15,408
Michigan.

392
00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:21,372
The President of
the United States

393
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,374
is POTUS:

394
00:21:24,376 --> 00:21:27,920
John Steinbeck wrote
The Grapes of Wrath