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Oh, what is this?
A...

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A meatball?

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Really?

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It's always more fun
to mess with Dwight

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with an audience.

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That was usually Pam.

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So, now that she's out,

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I had to find someone else.

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Turns out that Stanley
is quite the comedy fan.

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But not everything
makes him laugh.

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He has very specific tastes.

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Through a painstaking process
of trial and error,

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I found out what he likes.

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And it's really weird.

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Jim, come on.

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So juvenile.

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What the...

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You've been meatballed.

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Ugh.

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Are you ready
for some meatball?

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Oh, man.

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This is not very clever, Jim.

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I know.

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Look for your stapler.

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Really, Jim?
Really?

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Very funny.

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What's our haul?

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32 meatballs.

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Good day.

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That idiot's
been feeding us for a week.

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We'll never have
to buy meatballs again.

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Dunder Mifflin.

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Jessica.
Hi, how are you?

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Oh, yay,
that's so great to hear.

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I'm not going to be
one of those exes

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who can't move on.

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They have their life,
and I have mine.

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I'm taking an Italian class.

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So far, I have learned

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tortellini, spaghettini,
linguini—

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Well, it's not so much a class
as a restaurant.

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But I do Monday, Wednesday,
Friday from 7:00 to 9:00.

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I will patch you through
right now.

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You sound really pretty today.
Okay.

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Jessica, I love you.

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That's a message from my mom.

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My parents met Jessica, and they
completely flipped for her,

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so they gave me this old
family ring to use on her.

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I know, whoa,
pump the brakes, Bernard,

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too early, I get it.

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I just, you know,

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I'm just carrying it around,
seeing how it feels.

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I haven't proposed
to anyone in years.

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Mom took the main diamond out.

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She thought that had
more of a my little brother

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kind of vibe to it, but...

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Ooh.
Looks pretty nice.

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Got a little bit
of The Shining vibe, though.

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Oh, who needs a house
that size?

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Big, stupid, pure chump bait.

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I'm selling the house,
actually.

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You know, there's a glare
from over here.

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Oh, wow.
That's magnificent.

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It's mid-recession
in a depressed area

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of a faltering state,
and I've got

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the most expensive house
on the market.

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The 1% are suffering too,
people.

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I bought it
to be my Playboy mansion.

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A temple to wine, revelry,
sex, intrigue.

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This was hot on the heels
of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you.

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Then I met my wife.

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She moved in, made it her own.

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Now she's left me and forced me
to sell the place.

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The ultimate insult—

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They're calling my speakeasy
lounge a rumpus room.

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Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim?

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I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke.

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What could you possibly
have found funny in what I said?

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What was the joke
you thought you heard?

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I guess I thought
that you were approaching it

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with more of a sarcasm
than misery.

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Kind of laughing
at your own pain.

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- Sad clown thing.
- Oh, yes.

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How hilarious it is
to laugh at clowns,

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the painted jesters
of the dying circus industry.

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Very funny, Jim.
I get it.

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Um, I'm getting reports
of a serious outbreak

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of the grumpies in here.

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A beautiful monster cost me
my 40s and my dream home.

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I think I'm entitled
to the occasional bad day.

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Well, please tell Susan
we all say hi.

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Dude, what if,
since you're feeling grumpy,

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we all swing by tonight

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- and check out your indoor pool?
- Kevin, no.

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What, as some sort
of last hoorah?

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Yeah.
All of us in the pool,

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saying hoorah.

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Maybe the last one
that says hoorah is it.

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You know? I suppose
someone should enjoy the place

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before I hand it over
to the staging experts

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at Remax tomorrow.
Let's try this.

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Everyone, tonight,
my house, wear a swimsuit.

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Let's just call it
a get-together.

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And let's say no food.

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Hey, Oscar, was that you
who just created a party

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out of thin air, or was it me?

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That was you, Kevin.

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It was me.

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You going tonight, kiddo?

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'Cause I can give you a lift.

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Oh, I don't know, Meredith.

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It seems like you
shouldn't drive maybe ever.

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It's no problem.

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You live right near me.

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How do you know where I live?

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Andy followed you home

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after the Christmas party.

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Why?

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He wanted to make sure
California didn't put it in you.

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Oh.
Come on.

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Wow.
Andy's such a weird stalker.

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Following me home like that
when he has a girlfriend?

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I should get
a restraining order.

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Oh, it's warm.

126
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It's almost too warm.

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I'm feeling 82, 821/2.

128
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Oh, so close.
81.

129
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Well, we'll say it's 82,
and it'll be our secret.

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- Hey, late guy.
- Hey.

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Wow.

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Just stopping by.

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Got another party to go to.

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A wife and two kids at home party.

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- Oh.
- DJ Pam Halpert is spinning

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some serious
Radio Disney tonight.

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You're looking at the master
of leaving parties early.

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The key is you have to make
a strong impression,

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so you want
to have a picture taken,

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you want to say
some peculiar non sequitur

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that people remember,

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you want to note
something unique,

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a talking point, for later.

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I don't mean to brag,
but, new year's eve,

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I was home by 9:00.

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Robert, just wanted
to grab you one second.

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This place is amazing,
by the way.

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You should see the whole thing.

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I bet I should.

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That's beautiful.
I'm gonna email that to you.

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I'm just about to give
the tour.

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- All right.
- Join us.

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- Well...
- You must see

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what you were laughing about.

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I must.

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Wow.

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Yeah.
It's pretty serious poolage.

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- What are you doing?
- Hmm?

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Flicking a bug off my wiener.

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Gross.

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I'm getting a drink.

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- Do you want anything?
- No, I'm good.

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Funny how we can
be surrounded by people

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and still feel so lonely.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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How is everything?

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How's your car?

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It's great.
You know.

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Reliable.
Great mileage.

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Is that so?

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How about this weekend

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we take that sucker
to a duck pond or something?

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Maybe get caught in the rain?

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Well, I can't.
I'm going skiing with Jessica.

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You know, a couple of dopes
on the slopes.

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Oh, like a good-bye trip.

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No.
What?

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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I guess Andy isn't totally
over his current girlfriend.

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But if he was jealous
once before,

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then maybe I can make him
jealous again.

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Just not with Robert.

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He told me he was a ride
I wouldn't survive,

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and I believe him.

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Val.
You made it.

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- Yup, yup.
- Uh-oh.

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Look at this.
Red plastic cup...

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Red plastic cup.
How about that?

189
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You know,
you are just as dumb at night.

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Mm.

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All right, there's—
This would be no problem.

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I could swim under, one breath.

193
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No.
Show me.

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- Okay.
- Dive in right here.

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In a minute.
In a minute.

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You don't know
what you're doing.

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A minute would be cool.

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Hey, Dwight snoot.

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- What—
- What you doing?

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I'm relaxing.
Scram.

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Hey, Stanley.

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What happened to my pants?

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I moved them.

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Pants only need a chair

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if there's a person in them.

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Where...

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Come on.
Don't you want to play?

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, you want to play,
you little hick?

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00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:02,910
- Whoa.
- Dwight!

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00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,160
- Oh, my gosh.
- Dwight!

212
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,623
Here we have the parlor.

213
00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:12,923
I imagined people
would set down their coats

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and symbolically
their inhibitions.

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This was the gateway.

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00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:22,340
You enter this room a lawyer,
a doctor, a teacher, a judge,

217
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but beyond it you're simply
a penis, a vagina,

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hunger, ache.

219
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Susan used it
as a pilates studio.

220
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Holy cow.

221
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Wine collection.

222
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How many bottles?
300?

223
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About 1,200.

224
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What the hell, grab a bottle.

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Less inventory for the lawyers.

226
00:09:41,158 --> 00:09:43,257
Toby.
Chateau Margaux '95.

227
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,507
You know your wine.

228
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Well, and you have a...

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Yes, a—
Another Chateau.

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- Robert, you are too kind.
- Oh.

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"Too kind" doesn't begin
to cover it.

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With ammunition like this,

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we are in for quite a night,
you and me.

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- And Gabey makes three.

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00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:03,057
Robert, thank you.
Thank you for this.

236
00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,890
Thank you for all this.
This night's been magical.

237
00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:06,157
Jim, come see this next room.

238
00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:08,457
I think you especially
would like it.

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00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,990
Really?
Why?

240
00:10:10,024 --> 00:10:11,057
I don't know.
Maybe not.

241
00:10:11,091 --> 00:10:13,223
Just come.

242
00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:20,474
- Oh!

243
00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:22,956
You regret attacking me now,
hick, huh?

244
00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:25,957
Stop it.
Dwight, I was flirting with you.

245
00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:28,290
I was trying to use you
to make Andy jealous.

246
00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:29,656
I'm not gonna help you.

247
00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:31,307
And why would you choose me?
Because I'm mighty?

248
00:10:31,341 --> 00:10:32,789
'Cause I'm the manliest man
in the office?

249
00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:34,790
- I'll do it.

250
00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,424
Oh, Dwight.

251
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,007
- Stop.
- You stop.

252
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,973
- No, you stop.
- No, you stop.

253
00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:45,756
Is he looking?

254
00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,556
Oh.
You can stop.

255
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,923
- Okay, you can stop.
- No, no, no, he's not looking.

256
00:10:48,957 --> 00:10:50,507
- No, you can stop.
- You can actually stop.

257
00:10:50,557 --> 00:10:51,806
Whoa, you guys,

258
00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:54,656
I just found
this insane engagement ring.

259
00:10:54,691 --> 00:10:55,957
Is anyone missing this?

260
00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,290
The main stone's missing.

261
00:10:57,325 --> 00:11:01,023
I don't know.
It looks pretty great to me.

262
00:11:01,058 --> 00:11:04,690
I pictured myself here
every night eating a leg

263
00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:07,007
of mutton, the juices dripping

264
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:10,856
down my bare chest,
wiping my fingers on the walls.

265
00:11:10,891 --> 00:11:12,690
Then I met the vegan.

266
00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:15,290
- Good night.
- To the kitchen.

267
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,923
To the kitchen.

268
00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,123
To the kitchen.

269
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,789
Onward.

270
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,723
Toby, what's compelling
about this

271
00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:26,690
is the note of persimmon.

272
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:29,007
- Right?
- Note? It's a symphony.

273
00:11:29,058 --> 00:11:31,957
Okay, you have to join
my wine tasting club.

274
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,890
I would love that.

275
00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:38,556
Toby, you are playing
a dangerous game.

276
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:43,890
I guess I'm through the gateway
now, though, right?

277
00:11:45,691 --> 00:11:47,173
You know,

278
00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:50,457
I don't think I've ever been
in this exact angle before.

279
00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:53,190
I was scared at first,
but I like it.

280
00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:55,307
You guys got to try this pool.

281
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,473
No top scum,
no band-aids.

282
00:11:57,507 --> 00:11:59,656
This thing is choice.

283
00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:00,673
You in?

284
00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:02,456
Yeah, sure, sure.

285
00:12:02,474 --> 00:12:03,789
I'll be right in.

286
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,890
I've been working out.

287
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,390
But the problem is

288
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,990
I've been building muscle
underneath.

289
00:12:09,024 --> 00:12:11,589
And that top layer

290
00:12:11,624 --> 00:12:13,523
hasn't burned off yet.

291
00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,506
Awkward stage.

292
00:12:16,457 --> 00:12:18,622
So good.

293
00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:21,390
Now take a chip,
crush it into my face,

294
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:22,456
and rub the grease around.

295
00:12:22,474 --> 00:12:24,390
Do it.
Now rub it in.

296
00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:26,340
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, that's so good.

297
00:12:26,391 --> 00:12:28,324
Andy's not even looking.

298
00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:31,007
I think sexy eating
is a dead end.

299
00:12:31,058 --> 00:12:32,423
Damn it.

300
00:12:32,457 --> 00:12:36,090
What is the most romantic
possible thing?

301
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:39,257
We can get some chicken fights
going in the pool.

302
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,157
Dwight, that's just—
That's really perfect.

303
00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,556
Thank you.
Yes!

304
00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:50,340
You're in my way!

305
00:12:50,391 --> 00:12:53,340
Andy, Dwight and I
challenge you and Jess

306
00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:54,956
to a chicken fight.
Winner take all.

307
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,789
- Chicken fight!
- No, thanks.

308
00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:58,823
Dang it.
What the heck already?

309
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:01,173
Hey, Cathy.
Chicken fight!

310
00:13:01,224 --> 00:13:02,357
Okay, yeah.

311
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,690
Who's gonna be my partner?

312
00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:04,956
Where's Jim?

313
00:13:04,974 --> 00:13:08,173
I'm right here.

314
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:12,690
Cold.
Cold.

315
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,290
Come on, Cath.

316
00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:16,806
- Yea— Oh!
- Yes!

317
00:13:16,841 --> 00:13:18,640
Whoo-hoo!
Yes!

318
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,523
Dwight, our chemistry
is really clicking.

319
00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:21,956
We work so well together.

320
00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:24,789
I know.
I could just bang you right now.

321
00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,640
He's not looking.

322
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,123
Hey!

323
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,290
I had two bears sewn together

324
00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:33,423
to make this king-size.

325
00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:37,356
Total waste of two bears.

326
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:40,340
- To both these bears.
- To both these bears.

327
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:43,556
- Bears.
- To both these bears.

328
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,673
When I put in
the screening room,

329
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:51,157
I bought three movies—
Caligula, Last Tango In Paris,

330
00:13:51,191 --> 00:13:53,140
and Emmanuelle II.

331
00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,890
Mwah.

332
00:13:55,924 --> 00:13:58,890
Last two movies
I actually watched in here

333
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:03,423
were Marley & Me and
On Golden Pond.

334
00:14:03,457 --> 00:14:06,622
I mean, it's clearly meant
for watching erotic cinema.

335
00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:08,923
Yup. We could watch some
right now if you want.

336
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,489
I got a Korean film on my iPod

337
00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:16,090
if you want to just—
If you have the cables.

338
00:14:16,124 --> 00:14:18,673
Kelly, that's a crazy ring
you found.

339
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,290
Yeah, thanks.
I'm really glad that I found it.

340
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:22,489
I can't believe
you're wearing it.

341
00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,389
Are you not superstitious at all?

342
00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:25,756
Shh.
Of course I'm superstitious.

343
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,523
What are you talking about?

344
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:28,656
The ring of a failed marriage

345
00:14:28,691 --> 00:14:30,923
might have
some sinister energy, right?

346
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,257
Am I just being silly?

347
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,756
Oh, I don't think
you're being silly.

348
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,023
Oh, God.

349
00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:36,223
You know what,
I can just sell it

350
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:38,623
and put the money
in the party fund.

351
00:14:38,657 --> 00:14:40,356
Then another woman will get it.

352
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,339
We can't allow that.

353
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,123
- We have to destroy it.
- Come on.

354
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:45,456
Let's chicken fight those two.

355
00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:48,723
Okay.

356
00:14:50,258 --> 00:14:51,289
- How was that?
- Okay.

357
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,789
Watch my toes.

358
00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,890
Val.
You want a beer?

359
00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:59,489
It might taste better than that
pool water you've been drinking.

360
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,756
No, I'm good.
Thank you.

361
00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:03,840
- Cool.
- Cool.

362
00:15:03,891 --> 00:15:05,956
Does Darryl not swim?

363
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:08,622
That's racist.
I don't know.

364
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,123
But I would say,
by looking at him,

365
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:14,356
no, Darryl does not swim.

366
00:15:16,807 --> 00:15:18,789
- Yes!
- Yeah!

367
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:22,007
Maybe we should take
a little break.

368
00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:24,090
Dwight, we've got this.

369
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,223
I promise.

370
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,090
I will not leave your shoulders,
no matter what.

371
00:15:27,124 --> 00:15:29,123
Okay.

372
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:30,256
- One more?
- Yeah.

373
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,806
Great.

374
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,890
Mush, mush, mush.

375
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:38,956
- Come on.
- Go.

376
00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:39,973
- Go.
- Okay.

377
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,990
Yeah.

378
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,506
Here we go.

379
00:15:43,557 --> 00:15:45,173
- Yes!
- Yay!

380
00:15:45,224 --> 00:15:47,123
- Yes!
- Whoa!

381
00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:48,256
Wow.

382
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,956
I cannot believe
you're still up.

383
00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:51,806
- I can't believe it either.
- I've got this.

384
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,589
Charge!

385
00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:59,640
Go!
Go!

386
00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:00,823
Dwight, are you okay?

387
00:16:00,857 --> 00:16:02,523
Are you okay?
Hey, damn it—

388
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:12,106
Erin, did we win?

389
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:13,706
Sure.

390
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,073
Sure, we did.

391
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:17,389
You're lying.
We didn't win.

392
00:16:17,423 --> 00:16:18,539
Hey.
Hey, Dwight.

393
00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:20,506
It's okay.
Just rest. Just rest.

394
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,039
You've broken up
your last couple, you evil ring.

395
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:26,056
Do it.

396
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:27,890
We're in the pool.

397
00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:29,923
- Shut it, Angela.
- Shh.

398
00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:32,673
Ugh, same old party,
same old people.

399
00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:34,205
Am I right?

400
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,439
Reminds me
of Phyllis's birthday.

401
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,589
Do not remind me
of Phyllis's birthday.

402
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,056
I know.

403
00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:40,573
But, boy, that Erin,

404
00:16:40,607 --> 00:16:42,739
she sure is
a ripe little tiger, isn't she?

405
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,106
Rraaaw!

406
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:48,606
And to think, I always thought
of her as a second Meredith.

407
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,890
Respectfully, I don't want us
walking into a similar

408
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,039
- Angela kind of situation.
- Mm.

409
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,172
So I just want to make sure

410
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:59,573
that you are completely,
100% done with Erin.

411
00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:03,306
Last I checked,
I'm with Jessica.

412
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:07,073
And I like to get my monog on.

413
00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:09,006
It's monogamy for my hog in me.

414
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,806
- Not what I asked.
- We're done.

415
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,773
Erin and I are over.

416
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:16,706
So then you won't mind if
tonight I just go crazy on her,

417
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:19,040
just go nuts, rrargh.

418
00:17:19,074 --> 00:17:21,372
With sex.

419
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,739
Have at it.

420
00:17:22,774 --> 00:17:23,906
Or take it slow.

421
00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:26,090
Whatever you guys work out.

422
00:17:29,273 --> 00:17:32,172
You're an idiot.

423
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,589
Kelly...
That is mine—

424
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,056
- This is mine.
- Uh-uh.

425
00:17:36,091 --> 00:17:38,506
Uh-uh.

426
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,172
- No.
- Oh, I've got him.

427
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:48,039
Cannonball!

428
00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:54,472
Let's do this.

429
00:17:59,941 --> 00:18:03,139
- Wow.
- So I kind of stepped on this.

430
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:04,256
I think it's yours.

431
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:06,089
Yeah.

432
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,723
Oh, wow.

433
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,439
How did you know it was mine?

434
00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:12,172
The Bernard family seal.
Duh.

435
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:15,472
Duh.

436
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:20,539
Sorry if your special night
was ruined.

437
00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:22,806
Oh, whoa.

438
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,606
Whoa, no,
it's not a special night.

439
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,873
Oh, you weren't going
to do that?

440
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,673
Honestly, Erin, I don't know

441
00:18:30,707 --> 00:18:32,172
what I'm doing.

442
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:36,873
I...
I just...

443
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,272
I don't know.

444
00:18:39,307 --> 00:18:41,389
Thank you.

445
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,706
Andy's confused.

446
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,406
That's not
what I was hoping for,

447
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,506
but it's not so bad either.

448
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,806
I can live with confused.

449
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,139
I get confused.

450
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,105
I totally get confused.

451
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,756
And of course the pool.

452
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:04,756
The ultimate lubricant
for any wild evening.

453
00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:07,923
It was here that my parties
would have crescendoed

454
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,389
into true madness.

455
00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:12,506
To madness.

456
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,706
- To madness.
- To madness.

457
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:14,923
To madness.

458
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:16,573
To madness!

459
00:19:18,873 --> 00:19:21,673
Hey, I think you parked
my car in.

460
00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:23,139
Is there any way
you can move your van?

461
00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:25,706
I'm sorry. When I got here,
I put my keys in a bowl.

462
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,673
- Are you serious?
- Robert, I want you to know

463
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,389
I'm here to rock with you
as late as you want, man.

464
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:31,923
And that goes double for me.

465
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:34,139
I'll stay even later
than you'd like.

466
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:46,139
Toby!

467
00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:47,472
I am Bacchus, God of wine.

468
00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:51,005
And I am Bacchus' friend.

469
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,673
Gentlemen, bear witness.

470
00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:59,172
While I've been mourning
the nights that never were,

471
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:02,472
one of them has been unfolding
here before me.

472
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,072
This is no get-together.

473
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,706
This is a party.

474
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,723
Bravo!

475
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,005
Yes!

476
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,406
Whoo-hoo!

477
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,256
Oh, yes.

478
00:20:34,006 --> 00:20:36,589
And there's my talking point.

479
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,723
- Whoo-hoo!

480
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,564
Yes, that's it.
Push yourselves, boys.

481
00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:06,484
It's not a party if you
don't do...

482
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,680
I need to breathe air.

483
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,813
You two keep going.

484
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,942
Hey, he is asleep.
We can just leave.

485
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,099
So leave.

486
00:21:26,322 --> 00:21:29,379
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