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Ho-ho

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Look who's back
reporting for duty
Hey, guys

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Hey
Hi

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Pam! Ha

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Look what I can do
now that she's
no longer pregnant

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Bam! Bam! Bam! Pam

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Are you glad
to be back?

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
I could have used
another week, or three

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You still had
eight weeks more
than we did.

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Well, it's not
exactly a vacation

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Hello, everyone!
Remember?
Little old me. Hi

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What are you doing here?
You just had our baby.

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Our collective Dunder Mifflin
family baby four days ago.

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I wanted to come
back to work.

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Not everybody needs
some long, luxurious,
Parisian maternity leave

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Damn, girl! Your body!
What?

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Angela, you
look amazing

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Really? I feel like
this big rhinoceros

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Anyway, I wanted to thank you
guys for covering for me,
so I made some treats

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I've got brownies
and magic cookie bars

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Mm-mm-mm

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Angela, those brownies have
walnuts in them and I think
Kevin's allergic to walnuts.

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You're allergic
to walnuts
right, Kevin?

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Extremely, but I'm going
to fight through it

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It's okay, Angela. I have mommy brain, too

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what that is, Pam

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special for you,
Kevin. Right here.

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When did you find time
to do all this?

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Babies sleep a lot, Pam
if you feed them enough

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Brownie, Pam?

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Thank you

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Oh, my gosh
It's really good

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I'm watching my weight

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Say, guys, you know what's
an even more useful
treat is cash. So

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Nope. It's over. No. Okay
We wanted to
say thank you

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Dwight, I have
exciting news for you
What?

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going to like it

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You can't tantalize me

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Oh, maybe I can

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I got an e-mail
from corporate

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that told me
Okay.

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that you got
a promotion

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Right? I mean, that's not
the kind of thing you want
to read quietly at your desk

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If you make me
head of sales
one more time, I swear

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No. This is legit

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You will be assembling
a team to go to Tallahassee
for three weeks

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to develop and launch
a chain of Sabre stores

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah
Yeah! Yeah!

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The Schrutes
have a word for when

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everything in a man's life
comes together perfectly

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"Perfektenschlag.'

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Right now, I'm in it

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I finally get a chance
to prove myself
to corporate

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a competent team
I am likely a father

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I am so deep inside of
perfektenschlag right now

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And just to be clear,
there is a second definition

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"perfect pork anus,'
which I don't mean

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And here's
the fax for you

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And here's
some facts for you

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Did you know
frogs can hear
with their lungs?

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And that flamingos can have
orgasms that last 30 minutes

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Love to learn.
Yeah, it's weird that
I said that last one.

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So

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Yeah, look at that
We're pin twins.

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Pin twins

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This is a gift from Jessica
Kind of a gag gift, really

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Real gifts come later

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Yeah. That's cute

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When I saw it at CVS
it made me gag, too. Just

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For a while there,
I thought something would
change, but nope.

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Andy's still with Jessica

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They even carpool
together most days.

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I don't know.

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I wouldn't mind carpooling
every day with Andy,

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but I wouldn't want
to spend that much time
with Jessica

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What do we have here?

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Val knit me a beanie.

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But I can't tell if it's a
"We're just friends" beanie

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or a "I'm hot, you're hot,
let's get it popping" beanie

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So I'm going
to up the ante

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Give her a clearly
romantic gift.

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And we'll get
to the meaning
of the beanie.

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Pam, pack up your
post-natal swimwear

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make it a one piece
or this offer is
rescinded

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and join me for a fantastic
barbeque one week from today
in Tallahassee, Florida

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where I'm going to be living
for the next three weeks.

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Really?
Mm-hmm

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I'll fly anywhere
for some good barbeque

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Ooh, me three

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No plus ones. This is for
competent workers only.

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And don't worry
about the cost.
Sabre is footing the bill

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Does this have anything to do
with what you were talking
to Andy about?

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God, you're
such a spy.

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Notice anything
different about me?

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You're wearing
the beanie.
You like it?

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Super comfortable
Like sweatpants
for my head.

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It's really itchy

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uh, but to be fair,
my head is
constantly itching

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so I can't really
peg it on the hat

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Wow. It's like
the Nation of Islam
down here.

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don't hate.

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Who's that for?

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Oh. This is a gift for
my man Nate here.

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What?
Yeah

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Darryl, you
shouldn't have

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Can I open it?
No, no, no
maybe just later

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Ah, I can't wait
I'm sorry.
I'm too excited.

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Darryl

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Wow. Those
are really nice

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They're so elegant

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Cashmere
How did you know?

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Just a hunch

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Your gift is on the way

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Can't wait

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"I'm glad you're in my life
Happy Valentine's Day."

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Darryl, I am glad
to be in your life, too

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Your card is more
beautiful than the gloves

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My first task as
special project manager
Dwight Schrute,

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assembling a crack team.

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I need people who are loyal,

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people who will help me
get an inroad with the gay
Hispanic community.

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People who won't be missed.

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We don't need idiots.

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Good for nothings.

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Meth heads.

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Or...

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What's your name?

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Cathy
Cathy.

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I just got a text
from Robert California
that says

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"Bring your clubs
to Florida."

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Why? Does he think you're
going to Florida?

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I hope not.
Because I am
not going.

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Two question marks?

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No, just do one.
Two question marks
is kind of aggressive

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You know, it's like
"Well, what?"

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Just do one

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You want to take Darryl
Phyllis, Toby, Angela
and Oscar?

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Yes

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Can I interest you
in someone less essential?

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Like a Creed
or a Meredith
perhaps?

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Oh, my God
They're not
expendable exactly

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I can't think of the word
I'm trying to find

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Are you kidding me?

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I'm supposed to get
on an airplane with
those nincompoops?

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We'd never make it
off the runway

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All right, look, I got
to keep this office
functioning somehow

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so I have put
together a list

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Here's your team

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Darryl and Phyllis
you can have

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You're also taking Cathy
Kelly and Kevin.

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Oh, God.
You have your team

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Kevin? Kelly? Cathy?

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Andy just gave me
a chain with three
weak links

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Have you ever tried to use
a chain with three
weak links? I have

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And now I no longer
own an Arctic Wolf

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Well, let's hear it

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"Robert, hey,"
exclamation point I like it so far

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"Got your text
Awesome idea

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"Let's hit the links
the next time
you're in PA. -J.H.'

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It's perfect.
You emphasize the golf,
completely omit the Florida

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Yeah, it's a golf text

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Total golf text. Send it

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Done. Wait,
I just feel weird
I should just call him

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You want to call someone
that texted you? Do you want
to drive them away? I mean

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This is Darryl

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Sorry, I asked for
the main shipment number.

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I just need the address
for the warehouse.

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my girlfriend
some flowers.

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Your girlfriend?
Is your girlfriend Val?

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Yeah. Do you know her?

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We're friends
We're friends

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Cool. So can I get
that address or...

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Yeah, yeah. Sorry
I'm just looking
for a pen

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Why do you
need a pen?

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Back off I got my reasons

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May I have your
attention, please?

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Could Cathy, Phyllis,
Darryl, Kevin and Kelly

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please join me
in the conference room
immediately?

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Why?
No big deal

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It's just that you five
have been deemed most
deserving of a three-week

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all expenses paid
business trip
to Tallahassee, Florida

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Hell, yeah
What?

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I'm sorry, Stanley.
I can't share any
more details with you

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You see
Andy rejected you

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Wait
Cathy gets to go?

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Why does she even
still work here?
Pam is back.

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It just feels like
a slap in the face

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I can understand
your pain.
And your rage.

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But you know what?
Andy is an honorable man

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Let us not question
his choices. I'm sure
he had his reasons.

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We're not questioning
his reasons. I just want
to know what they are

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I know. You and me
both, brother.

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It seemed kind
of random to me

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but he was pretty clear on who
he thought truly deserved
this boondoggle of a lifetime.

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Well, he nailed it
because I do
deserve a vacation

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Sometimes Batman's
got to take off his cape

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Good point. But we're going
to be working pretty
hard until 5:00 p.m

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After that, it's going
to be beach volleyball
trips to Cape Canaveral

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and sea kayaking
with Gloria Estefan

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What were
the criteria
for going?

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It might be innate goodness
versus innate badness

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But there's an easy
way to find out

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Oh, Andy, got a few
questions for you

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Moshi moshi.

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Uh, the Florida
picks got out,

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and people were just kind
of curious as to why
they weren't picked,

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and maybe you
could just clarify

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Uh.

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Well, the deliberations were
confidential, so I feel like
we should respect that.

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Respect it?
You're trying
to tell me

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Kevin Malone deserves more
than Stanley Hudson?

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Hey
Okay, it's obvious

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that Andy picked the people
that are least important
to the office.

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Important? Because you
and your enormous
monster baby

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are so important
to the branch?

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My baby is
not a monster

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Hey, be proud
of your enormous
monster baby

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an enormous
monster baby

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Guys! Guys! Guys

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Come on, seriously, we cannot
let this trip cause
this kind of rift, guys

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Stop calling us "guys"

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when I'm nervous, guys

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Guys, guys, guys. Guys.
Stop it

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Stop! Stop it! Andy

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Dudes

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The dudes who are going
to Florida were picked
by Dwight and me

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Okay, hey,
I specifically
remember

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that there were a lot
of other people I thought
should be considered.

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Uh.

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If anybody's going
to Florida,
it should be me.

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Every shirt that I have
that isn't a work shirt
is a Tommy Bahama.

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I'm the only person
in this office
who watches Burn Notice.

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Okay. I did not realize that
so many of you wanted
to go so badly

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so if you feel like you have
a very good reason
to go to Florida,

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I'm happy to hear you out.
Great idea

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So why doesn't everyone
just take the next
five to six hours

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come up with a statement
on why you feel you deserve
to go to Florida,

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and Andy and I
will listen to it.

242
00:11:07,186 --> 00:11:09,813
No, that is a ridiculous
waste of time.
For you maybe

243
00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:11,731
Five to six hours?
Three to four hours

244
00:11:11,816 --> 00:11:14,025
No, no, no, no. No.
Just two to three hours

245
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:16,528
Come up with a statement
over the next hour.

246
00:11:16,612 --> 00:11:17,612
Thirty minutes

247
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,447
I'm out

248
00:11:19,615 --> 00:11:20,990
Okay, read it
back to me

249
00:11:21,075 --> 00:11:23,535
"Robert, great offer.
Wish I could hit the links
with you in Florida,

250
00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:26,788
"but a father of a newborn
really should be helping out
his wife any chance he gets.'

251
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:30,417
Good. Doesn't sound pushy
You're just stating a fact

252
00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,460
Absolutely
Works for me

253
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:35,088
Okay. Sending.

254
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,590
Well done.
And we managed
to kill the entire morning

255
00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,300
We really did

256
00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:46,975
He responded, "L.O.L.'

257
00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:58,570
I am already...

258
00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:02,365
I already picked
my team, Darryl, Oscar,
Angela, Phyllis and Toby.

259
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,325
And that is the team
that I am taking.

260
00:12:04,744 --> 00:12:07,746
What's that?
It's not up to me?
I only have influence?

261
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,623
Well, that's all
Baltzer Glattfuelder had

262
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:13,376
and now no one eats
owls for Thanksgiving

263
00:12:13,961 --> 00:12:16,045
You have two young
dynamic people
in this office

264
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,839
who know trends
who know youth.

265
00:12:17,923 --> 00:12:20,925
That's myself
and Kelly Kapoor
you need one of us there

266
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:24,846
Or both?
Not both.
Just one. Me

267
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,390
Or if not me, Kelly
Ideally me

268
00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:28,808
Again, youth knowledge

269
00:12:28,893 --> 00:12:31,519
that's what you get
when you put Ryan Howard
on your special project team

270
00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:35,190
Or Kelly Kapoor.
Again, not both. Thanks

271
00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:38,151
Very impressive

272
00:12:38,277 --> 00:12:40,695
He put a lot
of work into that.
Mm-hmm

273
00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,781
PowerPoints are the peacocks
of the business world

274
00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,407
All show, no meat

275
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:48,620
Because I feel like that
I am in a place
with my gambling rehab

276
00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:52,040
that I can finally
start going
to dog racing again

277
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:57,128
You know, just sitting
watching, enjoying the sport

278
00:12:57,213 --> 00:13:01,466
Maybe putting down
a few dollars if there's like
a crazy mismatch or something

279
00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:03,635
Okay. Thank you
Kevin, we'll
let you know.

280
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:05,386
Thank you.
When do we leave?

281
00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,055
Thank you

282
00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:10,391
It really has been
a long, lonely winter

283
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:14,437
Wow. Seasonal affective
disorder, a.k.a. SAD.

284
00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:16,898
That sounds like
a very real thing, Toby

285
00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:19,734
It is real. Thank you
for saying that

286
00:13:20,027 --> 00:13:22,612
Yeah, wow,
it's almost like

287
00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:26,658
we're not all
experiencing
the same winter

288
00:13:26,742 --> 00:13:30,411
Florida Stanley smiles
Florida Stanley is
happy to go to work

289
00:13:30,496 --> 00:13:33,248
Florida Stanley
is who you want
on your Florida team

290
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,961
It's still... Well
she does here

291
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:39,921
Hey, guys.
Any spots left?

292
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,923
Erin, you want to go
to Tallahassee?

293
00:13:44,093 --> 00:13:46,219
I think it would be
a nice way
to clear my head

294
00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:49,764
You know, I don't think
it's a good idea for you
to clear your head

295
00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:51,683
any more than it
has been already

296
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,434
a workplace where

297
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,980
the burdens of everyday life
keep you tethered to reality

298
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:58,481
Either or

299
00:13:58,566 --> 00:14:01,234
But if you can find
someone to fill in,
I would love to go

300
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,444
Well, it wouldn't be hard
to find someone to fill in

301
00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:07,824
Really? Oh, great. Good

302
00:14:08,576 --> 00:14:11,119
Now, is it too dark
to say that Cece's
having an operation?

303
00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:13,121
I think you need
to go to Florida.

304
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,709
It's only for three weeks

305
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:19,878
You know, with my mom
and sister at the house,
it'll be

306
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:21,004
A total nightmare

307
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,090
because I'll have
all the help I need

308
00:14:24,174 --> 00:14:25,758
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
They're incredibly helpful.

309
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:27,093
You're lucky
to have them

310
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,761
With them there,
you probably won't
even know I'm gone

311
00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:30,096
Exactly

312
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:33,808
Well

313
00:14:34,143 --> 00:14:39,147
No. No! Absolutely not
You are not going! Over my
dead body, no. Andy

314
00:14:39,231 --> 00:14:41,441
Toons, I'm really sorry

315
00:14:41,525 --> 00:14:43,735
You're too essential
to the operation here
I can't let you go.

316
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:46,279
I wouldn't say that
That's a bit much

317
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,697
You know, Dwight
if you didn't
want me to go

318
00:14:47,781 --> 00:14:50,867
the smart move would be
to tell Andy that I actually
am essential to the operation

319
00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:52,118
That way, I couldn't go

320
00:14:53,162 --> 00:14:55,413
Jim is essential
Hold on. I just want
to get it on camera.

321
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,960
Andy, Jim is just too

322
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,170
Essential

323
00:15:02,796 --> 00:15:03,963
This is stupid! Cut

324
00:15:04,173 --> 00:15:05,340
All right. I'm going
to pack my trunks

325
00:15:05,424 --> 00:15:06,466
He doesn't even
want to go.

326
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:07,967
Well, I got a text
from R.C.

327
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:11,638
inviting me to come down
so I think that's going
to make us roommates.

328
00:15:12,848 --> 00:15:13,890
Oh, my God

329
00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:17,101
Hey, quick question, do you
shower at night? Or do you
shower in the morning?

330
00:15:17,186 --> 00:15:19,687
Because I want to shower
when you're showering
to save some water

331
00:15:22,107 --> 00:15:24,692
Okay, listen up, everyone
Here's who's going to Florida

332
00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,402
Cathy
What?

333
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:27,612
Stanley.
No

334
00:15:27,696 --> 00:15:28,821
Ryan.
No

335
00:15:28,906 --> 00:15:30,031
Erin.

336
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:31,366
And Jim

337
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,701
You got to be
kidding me. Okay

338
00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,037
Okay

339
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,873
Florida group,
welcome to the team

340
00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:50,301
Let's go

341
00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:53,638
Step it up, you runts.
You infants. Let's move

342
00:15:53,722 --> 00:15:55,139
Why is it so
hot in here?

343
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:59,268
Hot? What are you talking
about? This is a nice,
temperate Florida morning

344
00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:01,396
Eighty-five degrees
73% humidity.

345
00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:04,023
This is the exact environment
that you will be facing

346
00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:06,150
for the next
three weeks
of your life.

347
00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:09,654
Welcome to Special
Projects orientation.

348
00:16:09,738 --> 00:16:11,781
The next three weeks
of your life

349
00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:15,243
are going to be
the most miserable
you've ever faced.

350
00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:18,037
They're going to be hard
They're going to be dirty

351
00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:20,415
You're going
to wish
you were dead

352
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,333
But?

353
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:24,127
"But?" There's no "buts.'

354
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:27,088
That's it. You'll wish
you were dead. You seem
a little disturbed

355
00:16:27,214 --> 00:16:28,881
Do you want
to stay here?
No. No. I want to go.

356
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:32,176
Because if any of you
would prefer to stay here

357
00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:34,387
all you need to do
is ring this bell

358
00:16:35,139 --> 00:16:36,264
Is that the buzzer
from Taboo?

359
00:16:36,932 --> 00:16:38,641
Shut up, maggot
It is.

360
00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:40,393
You don't want to go
ring the be

361
00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:42,437
Ring it. Ring it

362
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,773
How many of you
have seen the documentary
Deliverance?

363
00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:48,985
How did a mosquito
get in here?

364
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,863
I released 300 mosquitoes
into the conference room.

365
00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,197
Just temporarily

366
00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:56,075
When I'm done,
the frogs will take care
of the mosquitoes.

367
00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:02,498
Yes. And then he brushes
your soft supple cheeks

368
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,835
with his worn leathery
hands and says

369
00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:09,047
"I'm going to make you
the seventh Mrs. Rosenblat!'

370
00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:10,798
Unless you ring
the bell. Ring it

371
00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:11,966
No.
Ring the bell

372
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:14,886
You want to spend the rest
of your life changing your
husband's colostomy bags?

373
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:17,305
Huh? Do you? Ring it
What? Ah.

374
00:17:18,891 --> 00:17:20,308
What was that?
Mosquito

375
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:29,067
Orientation's over

376
00:17:30,736 --> 00:17:32,487
Darryl, hey

377
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,654
Hey, what's up?
You called?

378
00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:35,948
Yeah, you know,
I felt really terrible

379
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,493
that you got me
these lovely gloves,
and I didn't get you anything

380
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:39,619
It's cool, really

381
00:17:39,703 --> 00:17:41,537
No, it's anything
but cool.

382
00:17:41,622 --> 00:17:46,751
Now, I haven't really had
time to go out and buy
you anything, but

383
00:17:46,835 --> 00:17:48,252
here goes

384
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:51,964
"This coupon entitles you
to one free tickle
monster attack."

385
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:55,551
Yeah. They're Nate coupons
or Nate-pons
And they're all different

386
00:17:55,803 --> 00:17:58,387
Cash that one in
and I will bring you
a stick of gum

387
00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:01,933
any time, any place
I'll find you.

388
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,310
Thanks

389
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,271
Nice flowers

390
00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:08,898
Thanks. They're
from my mom.

391
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:11,776
Your mom?

392
00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:14,112
Yeah

393
00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:15,404
Oh

394
00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:19,242
So I guess that was
your mom who called me earlier
looking for the address.

395
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,535
Real deep-voiced woman

396
00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:22,203
Yeah, that's her

397
00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:25,206
She said her name
was Brandon, I think

398
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,833
Your mom's name
is Brandon?

399
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:32,004
Yeah, Darryl.
My mom's name
is Brandon

400
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:38,928
out where I stand

401
00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:42,056
This is a love beanie

402
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:48,312
Okay, Florida team
let's reconvene.

403
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:02,410
I'm going to Florida
And I'm not coming back

404
00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:08,833
So Sabre has set up
a conference room for our use
while we're at corporate.

405
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,751
So what is this
special project?

406
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:12,545
Basically, Sabre has
tasked us with

407
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,547
helping them branch into
the retail market place

408
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,424
They want to set up
their own version
of an Apple store.

409
00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:17,758
That sounds awesome

410
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,719
It did. It did

411
00:19:19,803 --> 00:19:20,845
You know what
might be great?

412
00:19:20,929 --> 00:19:23,723
Is if instead
of a genius bar,
we have a lounge area

413
00:19:23,807 --> 00:19:26,017
where people can
ask questions
about the product

414
00:19:26,101 --> 00:19:27,602
with other customers
who liked it

415
00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:31,606
Yeah, and they should have
a place where people can check
their computers or printers

416
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,150
before they see you,
so you don't have to carry
it around like a dope

417
00:19:34,693 --> 00:19:35,776
Like a coat check

418
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:42,700
Oh, don't write it down
unless you like it

419
00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:43,784
Oh, I like it

420
00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:46,871
It seems to me
that the Apple store
is kind of like a party

421
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:49,790
so I think our question is
how do we make this
a better party?

422
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:53,544
No. We sell business tools
and the stores
need to reflect that.

423
00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:56,964
They need to be all business
Let all the other stores
look like a toy store.

424
00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:00,384
Right. Think different
From Apple.

425
00:20:03,222 --> 00:20:05,306
Dwight, is now a good time
to go over what you
expect of us?

426
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,440
Yes

427
00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:16,359
What are my expectations
for the group?

428
00:20:16,485 --> 00:20:19,904
I have been given the
responsibility to manage
Stanley, a solid player.

429
00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,114
Ryan, who is capable
of surprises.

430
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:24,033
Erin, an excellent
follower.

431
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:27,495
And Cathy, a probably not
totally useless enigma.

432
00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:29,997
And, well, Jim.

433
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:34,335
Under the right manager
that's not a bad team.

434
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,171
Perfektenschlag

435
00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:45,513
I'm going to live here
without you

436
00:20:45,806 --> 00:20:48,266
Me neither.
Hey, will you put
this coat on my chair?

437
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,684
I just realized
I'm not going
to need it down there

438
00:20:50,018 --> 00:20:51,394
Yes, I will take
your coat.

439
00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:52,812
And I will keep it
with me

440
00:20:52,896 --> 00:20:54,605
and I will sleep with it
because it smells like you

441
00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:56,023
No, no, no, no, no.
Just put it on my chair

442
00:20:58,026 --> 00:20:59,235
All right
Bye

443
00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:01,737
Bye. Call me
when you land
I will.

444
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,031
Safe travels

445
00:21:04,408 --> 00:21:07,201
Goodbye for a very
very long time.

446
00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:09,370
Okay

447
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,205
It's only three weeks

448
00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:17,211
All expenses paid

449
00:21:18,297 --> 00:21:19,755
Yeah. Jim's going
to be there.

450
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,217
That marriage is not good
Nobody knows better than me

451
00:21:24,511 --> 00:21:26,053
Definitely, we will

452
00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:29,348
It's three weeks
in Tallahassee.
What else is there to do?