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Hey, Angela

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you wanna see
a picture of Philip

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wearing those little
booties you got us?

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So cute

5
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Hey,
you guys wanna see a picture
of Gerald wearing galoshes?

6
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He refused to go
out in the rain
until I bought these

7
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Now, going out in the rain
is all he wants to do

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Oscar thinks having a dog
is just like having a baby.

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News flash,
if you didn't carry

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it around in your
belly for nine months

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it isn't your kid

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Exactly

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Unless you adopted
of course.

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That is where we disagree

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Hey, are your little
dudes crawling yet?

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No. Three-month-old
humans don't do that

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My Philip is crawling

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Angela is such a liar

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It's maddening

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Exactly, that's just
like crate training.

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All night long
All night long

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Well, count yourself lucky

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Wait until you have two

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That's two sleep schedules,
two naps that don't coincide

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I mean,
you'll never sleep again

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No one said
you must have two

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Like her genes
are so important

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The world just
needs more Pam-Jim DNA
Thank you, no.

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No, thank you

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Check this out
My brother just
got a new sailboat

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He has no idea what he
just got himself into.

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There's nothing harder
than taking care of a boat

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Am I right?

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Unbelievable!
Unbelievable

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Unbelievable

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It is the end of the day.
It is the end of the week

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We managed to fill
40 hours, somehow

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That's not bad, is it?

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That's great
Pretty good.

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Well, thank you
this is very helpful feedback

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Dwight, I am still not
ready to name the V.P

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That's not what
I was gonna ask

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Gosh, you jump to conclusions

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Come on, I know.
You've got so
much on your plate

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it's right now you're like

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"Oh, what's more important
Dwight's question
figure out who's the V.P

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"Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P.'

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Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P

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Can we at least
eliminate those
that are not in the running?

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Free them up to focus
more completely on the menial

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Like stacking
and sorting, or

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Catching butterflies?

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That's a hobby.
Unless it's for food

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Theater
A waste of time.

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Dragging?

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That's just a verb

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Dragging sticks

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Yes. Nice. Perfect

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Dragging sticks

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All right, I'm gonna eliminate
three people right now.

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Okay? Just. You three. No

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Not good enough

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English people's main use
today is judging
American talent.

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"You're crap.
You're wonderful.'

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They're mean,
but they're incisive

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Everyone meet in
the hotel bar at 7:00

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I'm not allowed to
say it's mandatory

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So let's just
call it compulsory

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I'll be there at 6:00

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Ugh. We're gonna have
one of those crazy nights
aren't we?

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Maybe we'll see
the real Talla-nasty

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we've been
hearing so much about

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Talla-nasty. Very clever

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Thank you.
Wait, wait

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You think she
invented "Talla-nasty"?

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No, no, no, no

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Cathy? It's been
great, fun, normal

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gonna be hanging out
with Stanley on this trip

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but he's turned out
to be kind of a loose cannon.

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My friend and I
are new here in Tallahassee

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Would you like
to get a cocktail?

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Maybe go out for
a little dancing?
Beautiful day, no?

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Okay, everybody.
5:00. Work day's over

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Put your pencils down,
and bring 'em back up

86
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Because now, the late
night work jam begins

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Yes! The conference
room is set up.

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I've got pens, I've got paper
I've got a whiteboard!

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We are good to go

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Say what?

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We are good to go

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Say what?
Good to go!

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Stop it
Andy

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Tonight, we're staying late
to service the accounts

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of the people who
went on the Florida trip

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Yes, of course
we could have just

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been doing this
the whole time,

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but someone dropped the ball

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Ball droppings
can be beautiful

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For example, when it turns
an awkward soprano
into a rich, full tenor.

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00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:08,507
Jason Bourne
would kick Bond's ass

102
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Jason Bourne has
no support staff

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his own government's
out to get him.

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Genghis Khan could
take 'em both down,

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'cause he's not
afraid to kill children

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What? It's true

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He would eviscerate
babies and hang them

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from poles
outside of the villages

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Okay, drinking game
The count of three,
take three sips

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That's a stupid game
I got a great drinking game
Okay?

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Everyone, empty your pockets

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Whoever has
the most seeds is the king

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whoever has the least buttons
is the hunchback.

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What happens if
you're the hunchback?

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Oh, you get kicked

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How many buttons do you have?

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Forty. Always

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Can I see?
Sure.

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So I get to kick you now

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No, they're not
transferable just 'cause
I handed them to you.

121
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Well, that's how I
played it in college

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College rules

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And he lost at
his own lame game

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Ooh! Double meaning

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The game was lame
and now he's
lame from the kick.

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Quick wit.
Thank you

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a glass of your oakiest
chardonnay, please.

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And I will have a waffle
With your maple-iest syrup

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Sorry, no waffles

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Okay, just forget it then
Forget it. Forget it?

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Waffle?

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A hotel waffle.
I know what I wanna eat

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Is that crazy?
No

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I'm moving down here
you know

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Oh. No, I didn't know

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I'm young and I can

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And if I can't,
I'm still pretty young

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You come with me
We're gonna get
you that waffle

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Why would Erin confide
in me that she's
staying here in Florida

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if she didn't want me
to make some sort of
last ditch, nothing-to-lose

141
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Kelly Ka-who run at her?

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Hey
Hey

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Watson Carpet & Tile

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One order

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Order reference
number 00983-126

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Eight cases
Bright White Inkjet

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Paid

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I'm dying

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Processed
And delivered.

150
00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:07,751
Sometimes I get so bored
I just wanna scream

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And then sometimes
I actually do scream.

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what the situation calls for

153
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Hey, I see what you're doing
It's futile
The V.P. position is mine.

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Oh, please, you're through

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She's going to give it to me
as I'm giving it
to her tonight

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The cowgirl has
chosen her saddle

157
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Well, saddles

158
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sometimes fall off

159
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Especially if
you don't properly
cinch the girth

160
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What? That's a joke, right?
You see the way
she's all over me.

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If anyone's
having sex with Nellie
for personal gain, it's me

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And I'm not joking at all

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If you don't
tighten your saddle
you may fall off.

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Who is ready for dinner?

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"Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos
or something stupid."No

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I went south of
the border for this

167
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and then I went
south of that border

168
00:07:07,603 --> 00:07:11,189
and we have ourselves
a Jamaican feast, man

169
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If I wanted Jamaican food
I'd just hire

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a bunch of
bodyguards and go there

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Additional trivia factoid
this food comes
to us through Val,

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and our server
is none other than Brandon
her boyf.

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Hey

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How you doing, guys?

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Jamaican, huh?
I just read about
the elections down there

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Crazy stuff

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Oh, no. I'm not
actually Jamaican

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Terrific

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What's up, man? I'm Darryl

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Oh, Darryl
I heard about you

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You doing good?
Oh, yeah

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You must be doing real good
since you're
my girlfriend.

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Whoa

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Dude, you didn't
tell me you were Val
High five!

185
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I'm not sleeping
with your girlfriend

186
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Brandon, what the he
are you talking about?

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Don't play dumb with me I know what's up.

188
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Honey, I am not sleeping

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Hey! Hey.
Let's get back to the food

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Brandon, tell us about
these delicious-looking goops

191
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Hope you all like goat

192
00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:03,033
Goat

193
00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,161
Blow in my ear.
All right

194
00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:07,829
Like I'm on the beach

195
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A seagull

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And a wave crashing

197
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A wave crashing

198
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Oh, that is lovely

199
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All right, that's
gonna do it for me tonight

200
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Have a lovely evening

201
00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:42,239
Hey, how's it going?

202
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Good.
The heating system, though,
in my room is all messed up

203
00:08:46,118 --> 00:08:47,452
It's like 90 degrees
in there

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Maintenance is working on it
Can I hang out in here?

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Uh... Yeah, I'm just
watching basketball

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Okay. Yeah.
Okay

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00:08:55,127 --> 00:08:56,294
Cool

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00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:01,174
Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.

209
00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:05,136
Oh, no. That's not this.
Because that's in March

210
00:09:05,763 --> 00:09:08,723
This is just the NBA
professional.

211
00:09:08,808 --> 00:09:11,560
Miami Heat, actually. So

212
00:09:11,644 --> 00:09:13,395
LeBron James
Yes

213
00:09:13,479 --> 00:09:16,773
Nice, good word association

214
00:09:30,079 --> 00:09:31,162
Impressive

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00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:33,415
Oh, please
anyone can tie a knot

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00:09:33,499 --> 00:09:36,167
The real skill
is in untying it

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00:09:38,921 --> 00:09:40,547
Thornwood Wholesalers

218
00:09:40,631 --> 00:09:41,590
One order

219
00:09:41,674 --> 00:09:42,924
I read the texts
you sent to Val, man

220
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That's messed up

221
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,927
Is this spicy?

222
00:09:46,012 --> 00:09:47,596
No, baby girl.
It would be messed up

223
00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:49,347
if I didn't find anything
But I did, so

224
00:09:49,515 --> 00:09:52,267
I'm pretty sure if
Darryl sent Val a text

225
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it was about
some paper emergency
or something

226
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At midnight?

227
00:09:57,398 --> 00:09:58,773
It happens

228
00:09:58,858 --> 00:10:01,109
Like, a hospital
needs more
napkins for surgery

229
00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:02,736
You guys,
we're not gonna settle
anything this way.

230
00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:05,071
I think we just need
to be grown-ups here.
Thank you

231
00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:06,531
I think we're gonna
need to hear those texts

232
00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:09,117
Kelly, remember how you wanted
to go home before?

233
00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,620
No. There's no way
in hell I'm leaving.

234
00:10:11,704 --> 00:10:13,288
Something interesting
is happening here

235
00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:15,040
For once in my life I am staying here.

236
00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:16,291
Darryl, read the texts

237
00:10:19,837 --> 00:10:21,588
Yep? Coming

238
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,884
All right
Hey. My minibar is
oddly out of rum.

239
00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:27,052
We have plenty

240
00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:29,304
Oh. Hello.

241
00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:32,140
You wanna watch
the game with us?
We're watching a game

242
00:10:32,224 --> 00:10:33,767
The Heat game
It's just a game.

243
00:10:33,851 --> 00:10:35,602
Got it. Good night

244
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,396
Careful, Jim
it gets easier and easier

245
00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:41,691
No. No, no. Stanley?
Stanley. Stanley?

246
00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:43,443
Stanley. All right. Hey

247
00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:45,612
You know. Just bring
back those bottles!

248
00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:49,074
Huh. The lights
are still on.

249
00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:50,575
Yeah. They keep
them on, 'cause it's

250
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,077
less expensive than
turning them on and off

251
00:10:52,161 --> 00:10:54,871
I like how guys just
know stuff all the time

252
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,456
Girls know a lot
of stuff too, okay?

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00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:58,083
And nobody
knows more than you

254
00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,542
Especially me

255
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,172
Hello, waffle iron

256
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,091
Hello! What do
we have here?

257
00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:08,009
Okay, so the recipe
says we need

258
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,011
a mixing bowl,
a measuring cup

259
00:11:11,263 --> 00:11:12,764
Get down

260
00:11:14,642 --> 00:11:15,850
It's the fuzz

261
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,227
Do you want us
to get scolded?

262
00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:20,563
Shut your beautiful,
beautiful mouth. Please

263
00:11:23,401 --> 00:11:26,111
"I got too much ice cream
you want some?"

264
00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,405
"Getting my fry on.'

265
00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:29,698
Boring

266
00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:31,408
"The moon is huge tonight.'

267
00:11:31,534 --> 00:11:33,201
Gosh, the moon one's damning

268
00:11:33,285 --> 00:11:34,577
Yeah, sorry

269
00:11:34,662 --> 00:11:36,204
That's regular text talk

270
00:11:36,288 --> 00:11:37,372
You forgot one

271
00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:38,998
"You're such a great friend.'

272
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,291
With the dots

273
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:43,086
"You're such a great friend
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'

274
00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:46,464
Five dots, Darryl?
Are you kidding me?

275
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:49,050
Okay, 'cause three dots means
to be continued
four dots is a typo.

276
00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:50,844
But five dots means
"Whoa, do not

277
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,721
make me say what I
want to say, baby

278
00:11:52,805 --> 00:11:56,558
"but if I did
it would blow your mind
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot."

279
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,601
See? Yes, thank you, sister

280
00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:01,563
Brandon, Darryl and me
that's ridiculous

281
00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:03,648
Right?
Yeah

282
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:07,402
Totally crazy.
Puts me in an insane asylum
just thinking about it.

283
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,320
I'm stranded on
Shutter Island over here

284
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:13,199
You look like Ed Harris

285
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:14,993
If they stretched
him a little bit...

286
00:12:15,745 --> 00:12:18,371
You wanna see a picture of me
trapped under a tree?

287
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,083
Uh.

288
00:12:22,752 --> 00:12:24,419
Excuse me

289
00:12:24,503 --> 00:12:25,795
What? Not now. I'm busy

290
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:27,088
I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know

291
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,339
that I saw
a bedbug in my room.

292
00:12:28,424 --> 00:12:29,758
But never mind.
Sorry to interrupt.

293
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:31,342
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Bedbugs?

294
00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:33,803
Oh, no

295
00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:39,726
Freak, I need a favor

296
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:43,855
Well, then you have
to call me by my name
Gabriel Susan Lewis

297
00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:44,939
I've gotta be gone
for a few minutes.

298
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:47,192
You make sure that Packer
does not sleep with Nellie.

299
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,402
What's in it for G.S.L.?

300
00:12:49,528 --> 00:12:50,820
You really want
Packer as your boss?

301
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:52,113
Got it

302
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:55,408
If Jim has bedbugs,
that means they're everywhere

303
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,827
I can't risk them coming
back to Schrute Farms.

304
00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:00,705
Our biggest attraction is
our 200-hundred-year-old
mattresses.

305
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,584
Where did you see it?
In the bed

306
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,044
Well, I haven't seen anything

307
00:13:06,128 --> 00:13:08,755
We gotta find it
before it eggs.

308
00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:09,923
Jeez

309
00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:13,885
Describe it
Brown, shiny, painful bite

310
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:15,053
Could be a bat weevil

311
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:17,722
Describe its mood.
Did it seem sleepy?

312
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:20,308
Stressed, but to be fair
it was a tense situation

313
00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,685
Fair enough
But after it bit you
did it run away fearful?

314
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:25,188
Or did it walk away smug
self-assured?

315
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:28,566
So smug. Like he thought
it was funny. Like this

316
00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:30,276
That's a bedbug.
Yeah

317
00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:32,028
Everything's a joke.
I know

318
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,112
Check your hair

319
00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:37,534
God! It's so greasy
You should just
shave all this

320
00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:38,618
Just check it

321
00:13:38,911 --> 00:13:41,454
You are clean. Okay

322
00:13:41,539 --> 00:13:45,375
The one thing
a bedbug thrives on
is heat and carbon dioxide

323
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,170
I am gonna generate myself
into a human trap

324
00:13:49,255 --> 00:13:51,256
When I jump into the bed
you are gonna

325
00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:53,424
cover me with
the sheet immediately

326
00:13:53,676 --> 00:13:55,844
And then,
we'll see who's laughing

327
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:56,970
All right

328
00:13:58,347 --> 00:13:59,514
Yeah

329
00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:00,765
Cover me

330
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,100
Is this really necessary?

331
00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:03,268
He knows what he's doing

332
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,020
Let the bedbugs bite

333
00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:08,022
God! I feel so gross
I have to go take a shower

334
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,941
All right
then I will catch you later

335
00:14:11,193 --> 00:14:12,193
What do we do now?

336
00:14:12,278 --> 00:14:13,319
We wait

337
00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:16,739
Come to Papa

338
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,200
No

339
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,629
No, I wasn't bitten

340
00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:33,715
Okay, well, maybe it's not
warm enough in here

341
00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:34,799
It's plenty warm

342
00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:36,634
And I was farting continuously
under the sheet

343
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,136
creating a kind of
a greenhouse effect.
Come on

344
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,762
If there were any
in here, they would

345
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:40,889
have imbedded
themselves in me

346
00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:42,640
You know what?
Maybe they just ate

347
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,434
No, you're good.
Clean bill of health

348
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:46,185
Besides, I gotta
get back downstairs

349
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,688
I left Packer
alone with Nellie
for way too long.

350
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:50,648
Okay, well, they're
fine, they're adults

351
00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:52,191
No. That's the problem

352
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:55,820
Packer is trying to bed
Nellie for the V.P. job,
unless I do it first.

353
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:57,322
Is that really how you
want to get this job?

354
00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,073
Such a chorus girl

355
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:02,702
Okay, Dwight? Dwight?
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight

356
00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:04,329
Uh.

357
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,375
Is "crazy" gone?

358
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:25,683
Oh

359
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:31,022
They don't make these cords
in boot cut anymore!

360
00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:34,692
Aw

361
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,028
Pathetic, huh?

362
00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:40,740
A real man swallows his vomit
when a lady is present.

363
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,412
Hey

364
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:51,376
Yep, one Death by Chocolate
one Bananas Foster.

365
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:52,919
Okay, cool. Thanks

366
00:15:57,716 --> 00:15:59,509
Wait, this is why I
exercise like a fiend

367
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,052
Feel. Seriously

368
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,679
Okay. All right

369
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,139
I'm really sorry. I just have to say it

370
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,641
I'm married

371
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,518
I'm very happily married

372
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:10,353
Oh, my God,
what are you thinking?

373
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:12,522
Um

374
00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:18,695
How little do you
think of me?

375
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:23,116
I'm sorry, I feel like
maybe I misread things

376
00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:26,744
Okay. Let's just
go back to watching

377
00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:30,289
Can you
without running to the other
side of the room all night?

378
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,710
Yes. I can. Uh

379
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:36,671
All right.
I'm really sorry

380
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,589
I think we'll just
We'll just watch

381
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,216
You can watch, not watch
whatever you wanna do.

382
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:42,343
Take another shower
I don't care.
Okay.

383
00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:45,054
Whoo

384
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,188
Hey, Darryl, you okay?

385
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:55,732
She's got a boyfriend

386
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,317
Play it cool, man
She'll come around

387
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,195
No, you should go for it.
Mmm

388
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,072
I mean, nothing would've
happened with me and Jim

389
00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:04,407
if he didn't put
himself out there

390
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:09,120
Yeah, but my friend
Jim would tell you
to play it cool

391
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,707
My husband would
tell you to go for it

392
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,044
Hey. Hey
Hey. Hey

393
00:17:16,128 --> 00:17:17,879
This is fun
A lot of fun.

394
00:17:17,963 --> 00:17:20,298
I know. Can I give
you a compliment?

395
00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,717
I'm really impressed
by how much you've grown

396
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,802
Since I met you
it's like night and day

397
00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:27,221
You should move
down here with me
Yeah?

398
00:17:27,306 --> 00:17:28,806
We could be roommates
Really?

399
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:31,893
We could get a dog
we could go to R-rated movies

400
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,395
And who knows, I mean
you're a guy, I'm a girl.

401
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,521
Yeah

402
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,399
Maybe in six months,
we'll see.
Six months

403
00:17:38,484 --> 00:17:40,902
Okay. I'm in love
with Kelly

404
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:48,659
Put your forehead near mine
and see if you can
read my thoughts.

405
00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:50,453
Okay

406
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,248
Seven, one, one

407
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,127
Nine
No, no, no
not numbers. No

408
00:17:58,212 --> 00:18:01,631
No, okay. Try again

409
00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,424
Okay

410
00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:07,804
I'm still getting numbers
Seven, one, one...

411
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:11,516
Is anyone around here thinking
the numbers seven, one, one?

412
00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,268
Please stop. Okay?

413
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,270
Dwight, give me
a key card to your room

414
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:23,236
Meet me in seven minutes
for some one-on-one time

415
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,529
Wait, the numbers

416
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:32,120
There you go
I will see you in seven

417
00:18:32,204 --> 00:18:33,913
Seven minutes

418
00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:43,923
Nellie, wait

419
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,803
Let me write my room
number on the card

420
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:53,724
Win at all costs.
Don't respect women.

421
00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:57,395
These are the tenets
p was brought up with,
and they have served me well.

422
00:18:58,063 --> 00:19:00,815
But my ancestors never worked
in corporate America.

423
00:19:00,899 --> 00:19:04,026
They were farmers,
and before that, hunters,

424
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:09,615
and before that,
time travellers,
and before that, me again.

425
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:11,367
At least that's
how the legend goes.

426
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,579
The point is,
they never had to worry about
how they got ahead.

427
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:18,374
They just had to
put food on the table
and not alter the past

428
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,795
1434-967, paid

429
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,463
It has been processed

430
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,174
It has been delivered

431
00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:29,010
That's it, last one

432
00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:31,512
Andy, this has been
an amazing night. Epic

433
00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,347
Cool down fiesta
begins right now

434
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:35,474
I got decaf coffee
No way

435
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:38,352
I've got Romy and Michele's
High School Reunion.

436
00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:40,438
Hey

437
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,985
Can we just like
never talk about it again?

438
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:47,153
Sure
Okay, thanks.

439
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:50,156
Hey, just so you know
me and you,

440
00:19:50,782 --> 00:19:55,328
I don't think
that's ridiculous.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot

441
00:20:09,343 --> 00:20:11,677
All right. Now I think
it's time for you to go

442
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:14,555
What? Jim

443
00:20:14,973 --> 00:20:16,515
I thought we
talked about this
You're cool, right?

444
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,059
Cathy! Go

445
00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,229
Where's the bug?
Awesome

446
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,022
Stand back

447
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:25,107
Stop it! Oh, my gosh!
That burns! What is that?

448
00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:27,610
It's a compound of chemicals
I pulled off of
the maid's cart.

449
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,654
Oh, my God!
Dwight, there

450
00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:32,114
Oh, God! Stop it! Stop it

451
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:33,407
Big one! Big one

452
00:20:35,577 --> 00:20:36,577
Stop it

453
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,497
Nice job, I think
you got him.

454
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:42,375
You can't stay here
this place is a biohazard

455
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,669
If I were you
I'd just bunk with Cathy

456
00:20:54,096 --> 00:20:56,681
Second best Bananas
Foster I've ever had.

457
00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:58,516
Yeah, what's the first best?

458
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:03,229
Dwight?

459
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,523
Hello? Dwight?

460
00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:07,650
Is that Nellie?
Don't!

461
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,110
Are you in there?

462
00:21:09,194 --> 00:21:11,570
on under your door

463
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,365
Hello?

464
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,951
Oh, look at that

465
00:21:17,035 --> 00:21:20,037
The light went off
just as I said
the light went on

466
00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:24,875
Hello? Dwight?

467
00:21:28,964 --> 00:21:30,172
Dwight?

468
00:21:31,315 --> 00:21:41,315
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