1 00:00:00,940 --> 00:00:04,074 Okay. Bye. 2 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,075 Everyone stop what you're doing. 3 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,926 I have terrible news. 4 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:13,592 Dwight is no longer with us. 5 00:00:13,627 --> 00:00:15,292 What? 6 00:00:15,343 --> 00:00:18,709 He's gone, damn it! 7 00:00:18,743 --> 00:00:21,125 He's been promoted to VP of Sabre retail, 8 00:00:21,176 --> 00:00:24,075 and he's staying in Florida forever. 9 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:25,659 So... He's alive. 10 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:27,792 Yeah. That was him on the phone. 11 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,292 He sounds wonderful. 12 00:00:29,326 --> 00:00:31,492 Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead. 13 00:00:31,543 --> 00:00:33,742 How could I have been more clear? 14 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:36,208 He had a massive stroke of good fortune 15 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:38,576 and he is now in a better place. 16 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:40,108 If Dwight's not coming back, 17 00:00:40,126 --> 00:00:41,626 does that mean we can open his treasure? 18 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,775 Uh... 19 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:43,908 You guys, we've gone over this. 20 00:00:43,942 --> 00:00:45,409 There is no treasure. 21 00:00:45,443 --> 00:00:47,409 When the team left for Tallahassee, 22 00:00:47,443 --> 00:00:50,042 Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. 23 00:00:50,076 --> 00:00:51,941 Don't touch my treasure. 24 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:53,941 Okay? You understand? 25 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,425 Obviously, he wants us to obsess about it. 26 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:59,075 There's nothing in there. 27 00:00:59,109 --> 00:01:01,042 Which is obviously what he would want us to think, 28 00:01:01,076 --> 00:01:03,742 making it the perfect place to hide a treasure! 29 00:01:03,776 --> 00:01:04,908 Oh, God, I'm Wallace Shawn 30 00:01:04,942 --> 00:01:06,709 The Princess Bride! 31 00:01:06,743 --> 00:01:09,108 I think that Dwight wanted us to realize 32 00:01:09,126 --> 00:01:11,208 that this conversation among friends 33 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,576 is the true treasure. 34 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:15,158 That's not Dwight. No. 35 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,459 I am dying to know what's in there. 36 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:18,958 Yeah, I know, Oscar. We all are. 37 00:01:18,993 --> 00:01:21,309 But nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane. 38 00:01:23,627 --> 00:01:27,409 Hi, hello. 39 00:01:27,443 --> 00:01:31,125 Now carefully open the box. 40 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:38,242 It's a photo of all of us. 41 00:01:38,276 --> 00:01:40,626 Oh, that's so sweet. 42 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:45,325 A dart? Are you kidding me? 43 00:01:45,376 --> 00:01:47,208 Who would put a poison dart— 44 00:01:47,243 --> 00:01:49,208 Well, I mean, I don't know that it's poison. 45 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:54,125 I mean, I just have to imagine. God, I'm glad he's okay though. 46 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:55,492 Kinda sounds like he deserved it, 47 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:57,075 opening another man's treasure and all. 48 00:01:57,109 --> 00:01:58,442 Wow! 49 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:06,267 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 50 00:02:07,813 --> 00:02:13,880 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 51 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,875 Well, Mr. Ball, it's been a pleasure. 52 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:25,792 Now give my regards to hell! Dah! 53 00:02:25,826 --> 00:02:30,108 All right! Well swung, my VIP VP: 54 00:02:30,126 --> 00:02:32,742 I am loving the chemistry between you two. 55 00:02:32,776 --> 00:02:34,242 I am so happy. 56 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:35,875 Dwight is gonna be working alongside me. 57 00:02:35,909 --> 00:02:40,409 We are a regular Archibald and his man George. 58 00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:42,325 I bet. I'm excited. 59 00:02:42,376 --> 00:02:44,626 Trick! There's no such thing. 60 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,275 It's not even a real English duo. 61 00:02:46,293 --> 00:02:47,609 Ahh! 62 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:50,825 I just made you look like the Goat of Dover. 63 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:52,409 And that doesn't exist either. 64 00:02:53,909 --> 00:02:56,642 You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. 65 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:58,942 Boing! 66 00:02:58,976 --> 00:03:01,858 Oh, that reminds me. Little something from all of us. 67 00:03:01,909 --> 00:03:03,459 Oh, my gosh. 68 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,908 Thank you, Jim. That's so thoughtful. 69 00:03:10,026 --> 00:03:11,609 Fore! 70 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:15,642 - Oh, yeah! - He doesn't even care. 71 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,308 Don't even care! 72 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:18,908 This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. 73 00:03:18,943 --> 00:03:20,659 It's a weird feeling. 74 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:23,025 It's, um... 75 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:25,158 What's the word? It's not bittersweet. 76 00:03:25,193 --> 00:03:27,576 It's, uh... 77 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,858 Sweet. 78 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,359 Yeah. 79 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,141 Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada. 80 00:03:33,159 --> 00:03:34,942 Want the same as last year? 81 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:36,642 Would if I could and I can, so I will. 82 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:38,741 Put me down for one box. 83 00:03:38,776 --> 00:03:40,308 Don't care what it is, dealer's choice. 84 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:42,609 I'll put you down for shortbreads. 85 00:03:42,643 --> 00:03:44,141 Damn it! 86 00:03:44,159 --> 00:03:46,192 Knock, knock. 87 00:03:46,243 --> 00:03:48,141 Hey, it's Sasha's first year in the troupe, 88 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:49,492 so I'm selling cookies for her. 89 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:51,975 - Anyway, would you like some? - No! 90 00:03:51,993 --> 00:03:53,275 - No. - What? 91 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:54,858 I've been selling here for five years. 92 00:03:54,909 --> 00:03:55,942 This is my spot. 93 00:03:55,976 --> 00:03:58,609 You can't claim territories. 94 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:00,275 This is the only place I interact with people. 95 00:04:00,309 --> 00:04:02,075 Can't you sell at... 96 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:06,275 Your church or barbershop? 97 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:08,275 Or... Chess club? 98 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,825 You know what? It's your first time. 99 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,858 Let's split the office. 100 00:04:12,909 --> 00:04:16,008 You can have sales, the annex, creed. 101 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:17,975 And I don't know, I'll just take, uh... 102 00:04:17,993 --> 00:04:20,659 - Accounting. - That's it? 103 00:04:20,692 --> 00:04:24,192 Yeah, well, okay. Thanks, Darryl. 104 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:26,475 Okay. Great. 105 00:04:26,493 --> 00:04:28,275 All I need is Kevin. 106 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,741 Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined, 107 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:32,242 and then some. 108 00:04:32,276 --> 00:04:33,775 When I first started selling cookies, 109 00:04:33,809 --> 00:04:35,442 he was a relatively thin man. 110 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:39,691 Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin. 111 00:04:39,742 --> 00:04:43,409 Hey, Lucy, I'm home! 112 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:44,576 Bobaloo! 113 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:47,242 - Oh, here, let me help. - I got it. 114 00:04:47,276 --> 00:04:49,525 It was so busy at the store today. 115 00:04:49,577 --> 00:04:51,442 Really good cheese samples. I had, like, a hundred. 116 00:04:51,476 --> 00:04:53,475 Irene hired me as her live-in helper. 117 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,741 We met at the store launch. 118 00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:58,342 I told her I was moving here and I needed a place. 119 00:04:58,376 --> 00:05:00,075 And it just sort of made sense. 120 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:01,825 I basically do everything for her. 121 00:05:01,859 --> 00:05:04,125 I run errands, I do chores around the house, 122 00:05:04,159 --> 00:05:05,525 I cook and clean. 123 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:08,576 Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me. 124 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:11,775 When can I introduce you to my grandson? 125 00:05:11,809 --> 00:05:13,691 He's a wonderful swimmer. 126 00:05:13,742 --> 00:05:16,825 Shallow end, deep end. He does it all. 127 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,609 Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene. 128 00:05:19,642 --> 00:05:21,025 I have to talk to my old boss Andy 129 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:23,559 and tell him I'm staying in Florida. 130 00:05:28,326 --> 00:05:30,808 Oh, what kind of tea is this? 131 00:05:30,826 --> 00:05:34,825 Oh, I boiled some Gatorade. 132 00:05:36,826 --> 00:05:39,409 - Oh. - Ah! 133 00:05:39,443 --> 00:05:40,975 In england, they put the holes 134 00:05:40,993 --> 00:05:43,525 a little bit to the right, you see? 135 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,242 We'll just chalk it up to cultural bias. 136 00:05:45,276 --> 00:05:47,525 If I may... 137 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:50,641 Try holding the putter... 138 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:52,025 Here. 139 00:05:52,076 --> 00:05:53,975 With your wrists here, 140 00:05:53,993 --> 00:05:56,259 your thumbs here. 141 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:58,775 - Oh. - That's right. 142 00:05:58,809 --> 00:06:00,492 Your little finger. 143 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:04,141 Would you like to buy some cookies? 144 00:06:04,159 --> 00:06:06,992 - Cookies, eh? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:29,976 --> 00:06:31,908 It's not a scratch and sniff, Kev. 146 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,141 I know. 147 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,908 But sometimes you still get a little something. 148 00:06:34,943 --> 00:06:37,359 Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin. 149 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,475 You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. 150 00:06:40,493 --> 00:06:42,942 - See you next year, sport. - No, no, no. It's not fair. 151 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:44,409 What if Kevin wants to buy cookies from me? 152 00:06:44,443 --> 00:06:46,242 - I do. - See? 153 00:06:46,276 --> 00:06:47,608 That doesn't mean anything. 154 00:06:47,642 --> 00:06:49,691 Kevin, do you wanna buy cookies from me? 155 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,775 Oh, I definitely do. 156 00:06:51,809 --> 00:06:53,359 Huh. Hit the road, Jack. 157 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:56,141 No, you hit the road, Jack. 158 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:59,524 Hey, guys, come on. Don't fight over me. 159 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:00,608 Why don't we split the order? 160 00:07:00,642 --> 00:07:01,942 It's only fair. 161 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:04,308 No, wait, no. I'm buying, I make the rules. 162 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:07,158 I actually do want you to fight over me. 163 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:11,741 I wanna be wined and dined and... sixty-nined. 164 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,908 Ugh. 165 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:16,741 Metaphorically sixty-nined. 166 00:07:16,776 --> 00:07:19,292 Ew! Perverts. 167 00:07:19,326 --> 00:07:20,741 No offense, Oscar. 168 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,442 Hop in. We have places to be. 169 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:27,158 No rest for the wicked. Ha ha. 170 00:07:27,193 --> 00:07:29,691 All right. So... 171 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,491 I guess this is it. 172 00:07:31,525 --> 00:07:32,858 Well, Jim, I just wanna say 173 00:07:32,909 --> 00:07:34,524 that we haven't always gotten along. 174 00:07:34,576 --> 00:07:35,775 And at times, I've even hated your guts. 175 00:07:35,809 --> 00:07:40,325 But... 176 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,908 Bye-bye. I win. 177 00:07:43,943 --> 00:07:45,608 - Good-bye, Dwight. 178 00:07:45,642 --> 00:07:47,491 Robert! Race you to the clubhouse. 179 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:52,858 Gentlemen's bet. Whoo-hoo! 180 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,775 Well, he's Florida's problem now. 181 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,658 Oh, let Dwight have his fun. 182 00:07:59,692 --> 00:08:03,158 - Today will not be his day. - What's that? 183 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:04,658 I'm gonna tank the Sabre store 184 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,992 at the presentation to the board. 185 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:07,141 I thought you liked the store. 186 00:08:07,159 --> 00:08:09,524 The store is lovely. 187 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:13,908 You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. 188 00:08:13,943 --> 00:08:15,775 Great job! Cheers. 189 00:08:15,809 --> 00:08:18,575 Thank you. 190 00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:21,992 But there's a reason we sell our products online 191 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:24,325 and over the phone. 192 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,409 Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? 193 00:08:26,442 --> 00:08:28,775 They're cheap. They're unintuitive. 194 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,775 The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model 195 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:33,858 of leaving town once everyone's wise to us. 196 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:36,275 Wow, when you put it that way, 197 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,108 I guess it does sound pretty terrible. 198 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,641 I couldn't just kill the project from the start. 199 00:08:40,659 --> 00:08:42,524 Jo Bennett endorsed it. 200 00:08:42,576 --> 00:08:45,359 Shame, though— I did like Dwight. 201 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,441 Robert! I'm gonna win! 202 00:08:47,475 --> 00:08:50,242 Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it! 203 00:08:50,276 --> 00:08:54,741 Bravo, Dwight. Very good. 204 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:56,092 Shame. 205 00:09:01,276 --> 00:09:02,657 The math is simple, folks. 206 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:05,507 Deeper market penetration, plus greater visibility, 207 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:11,474 - will raise Sabre... - To the power of two. 208 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:13,158 How did that look? 209 00:09:13,192 --> 00:09:14,474 I'm not just saying this. 210 00:09:14,508 --> 00:09:16,991 That was the best thing I've ever seen. 211 00:09:17,025 --> 00:09:18,774 Told you. 212 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,325 When you guys do that whole "power of two" shebang, 213 00:09:21,359 --> 00:09:22,857 how about I pop up also? 214 00:09:22,891 --> 00:09:25,390 I guess we'd have to say "power of three." 215 00:09:25,408 --> 00:09:29,158 Hmm, actually, you know what? Yeah! That actually works. 216 00:09:29,192 --> 00:09:30,275 You'd spin-off right, I'd spin off— 217 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:32,057 You know what? That is a great idea. 218 00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:33,524 Cathy, write that down and print it out. 219 00:09:33,558 --> 00:09:35,325 It's gonna make some really good toilet paper. 220 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,908 All right. There he is. 221 00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:38,607 What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you. 222 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,407 Can I just talk to you for one quick second? 223 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,275 What, your stylist ran out of messy spray? 224 00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,357 Um, actually it's for your own good. 225 00:09:46,391 --> 00:09:47,390 I think we should— 226 00:09:47,408 --> 00:09:48,440 You wanna do something for my own good? 227 00:09:48,491 --> 00:09:49,557 Turn around, walk out that door, 228 00:09:49,575 --> 00:09:50,941 do not stop till you get to Scranton, 229 00:09:50,992 --> 00:09:52,691 find my cell phone charger, mail it back to me, 230 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,057 and then go to hell! 231 00:09:56,558 --> 00:09:57,691 Nice! 232 00:09:57,725 --> 00:09:59,657 Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you 233 00:09:59,692 --> 00:10:01,440 you look like Wooly Willie? 234 00:10:01,491 --> 00:10:02,890 Silence. 235 00:10:02,909 --> 00:10:05,041 I'm just trying— 236 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:06,374 I know what you're trying to do. 237 00:10:06,408 --> 00:10:09,124 I don't want it. 238 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:13,624 But your face does look like the guy from "Operation." 239 00:10:13,658 --> 00:10:14,991 It's the same guy. 240 00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:16,741 - That's the joke I made. - That's not— 241 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:17,741 - Different guy. - You know what? 242 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,374 I just think you should know— 243 00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:22,041 That you look like the world's tallest hobbit. 244 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:26,857 Well, I tried. You saw it. 245 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:30,741 So it's on the record. I have a plane to catch. 246 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,208 Can you help me? 247 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:34,908 I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy. 248 00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:36,824 Just open the program and type in his username. 249 00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:39,874 Can you just do it? 250 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,175 Here, type in your password. 251 00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:48,091 Erin123. 252 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,975 That's a terrible password. 253 00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:52,424 And you don't "make a video chat"-- You "video chat." 254 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,808 All right! 255 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,741 Hello! 256 00:10:59,775 --> 00:11:01,091 That's so weird. 257 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,290 There's something wrong with my laptop. 258 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:07,457 Oh! I fixed it. 259 00:11:07,475 --> 00:11:13,391 Oh! Now mine's broken. Hang on. 260 00:11:13,425 --> 00:11:15,891 Oh, there we go. 261 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,724 Aghh! 262 00:11:17,759 --> 00:11:19,641 He said "I did like Dwight"? 263 00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:21,091 He's gonna fire him. 264 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,225 No, no, I think it was more like, you know, 265 00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:23,424 "I liked him, but I don't any more, 266 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,624 'cause he did a bad job. 267 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,058 So I'm definitely gonna yell at him." 268 00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:27,457 Robert doesn't talk like that. 269 00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:29,225 You have to stop Dwight from doing this. 270 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,124 I tried. He will not listen. 271 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:32,791 Did you actually try your hardest? 272 00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:34,124 Yes. 273 00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:36,591 My pretty hardest. 274 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,290 Look, you haven't dealt with him in a while, all right? 275 00:11:38,308 --> 00:11:39,891 He's like Super Dwight. 276 00:11:39,926 --> 00:11:43,341 It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or som— 277 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,674 - Stanley, back me up. - Don't talk to me. 278 00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:47,591 Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida. 279 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,225 But he would back me up. 280 00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:50,641 If Dwight's about to get fired, 281 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,290 you have to tell him. 282 00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:54,474 Just get the words out, that's all you can do. 283 00:11:54,509 --> 00:11:57,058 Okay. All right. 284 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,958 What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies? 285 00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:02,058 You can't trust him to understand the wants and needs 286 00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:03,424 of the thick man. 287 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,925 Maybe Toby from two years ago. 288 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,290 - Yeah. - That's true. 289 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,674 If I have a question about my cookies at midnight, 290 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,224 who am I gonna call? Darryl. 291 00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:13,841 Toby's probably in bed with some model. 292 00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:15,175 Thank you. 293 00:12:15,225 --> 00:12:16,758 I'm not gonna comment on my personal life. 294 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:18,891 Look, I need this. 295 00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:20,925 Your daughter is a pretty little girl. 296 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,958 Let her go door to door. 297 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,457 You think people are gonna buy cookies from my... 298 00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:29,624 Chubby daughter? 299 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,474 Baby, if you're watching this, you're not chubby. 300 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,925 You're beautiful. 301 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:36,341 Daddy's just gotta sell some cookies. 302 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,257 And we're also gonna exercise more. 303 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:39,758 It's gonna be fun. 304 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,558 Oh, you know what you have to do to decide? 305 00:12:41,592 --> 00:12:42,925 You need to make them do things for you. 306 00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,424 And, like, buy you things. 307 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,958 Or have them sing that song 308 00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:47,758 that the frog does in Looney Tunes. 309 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,925 Make them kiss each other. 310 00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,058 Make them kiss me! 311 00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:54,925 Eww. 312 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:58,474 Yes! This is too tan. This right here. 313 00:12:58,509 --> 00:13:01,424 - No! - This is a tan spot. 314 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,641 I don't buy it. That is a freckle. 315 00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:05,758 That is not a tan. 316 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,641 I'm gonna have to inspect it in person when you get back here. 317 00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:11,391 I want you looking totally puertoriquena 318 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,841 when I see you. 319 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,341 Well, Andy, I'm not coming back. 320 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:18,758 - What? - I have a job here. 321 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:21,290 I work for an old lady. 322 00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:23,124 Hello! 323 00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:24,958 Andy? 324 00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:29,008 Yeah, that's awesome. That's great. 325 00:13:38,842 --> 00:13:40,891 This is tough. 326 00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:43,891 'Cause Darryl, you sang better and you dance better. 327 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:46,591 But Toby has that indescribable quality 328 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,741 that makes a star. 329 00:13:48,775 --> 00:13:51,674 I think I've reached my decision. 330 00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,591 I have decided... 331 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,508 That you guys are gonna keep doing things for me. 332 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,341 No, no, no. It's not worth it. 333 00:13:59,392 --> 00:14:01,558 - No. - No, it's not worth it? 334 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:02,975 That's too bad. 335 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,674 'Cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year. 336 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:08,174 Yeah, okay, so what— You'll buy 40 boxes? 337 00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:09,891 Hungrier. 338 00:14:09,926 --> 00:14:11,891 50? 339 00:14:11,926 --> 00:14:13,674 Hungrier. 340 00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:16,257 You're not talking... 341 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,624 Triple digits. 342 00:14:17,642 --> 00:14:19,791 Oh, yeah, I'm talking triple digits. 343 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,008 Again. 344 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,808 Showtime. 345 00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:34,558 - Dwight. - You again? 346 00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:36,558 Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back. 347 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,958 You're like an amish return-stick. 348 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:41,058 Okay, great, listen to me. No, no, I know. 349 00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:42,174 Will you just let me tell you one thing, please? 350 00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:43,174 Yes, you may tell me one thing. 351 00:14:43,225 --> 00:14:44,224 Great! 352 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,224 Wait, do you wanna borrow money? 353 00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:46,224 Listen to me. 354 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:47,290 Robert is going to veto the Sabre store. 355 00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:48,508 Jim, come on. 356 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:49,674 Dwight, he's gonna kill the store. 357 00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:51,057 - Mm-hmm. - And then I'm pretty sure 358 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,474 he's gonna fire you for it. 359 00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:55,624 Wait, he's gonna kill the store, 360 00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:57,925 - and he's gonna fire me. - Yes. 361 00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,257 - That's two things. - Dwight, please. 362 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,424 Nice try, Jim. 363 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,508 Your pranks have never worked in the past, 364 00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:03,891 and they're not gonna work today. 365 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:05,224 Okay, first of all, they've mostly worked. 366 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:06,975 You know what, you might wanna get to the airport. 367 00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,808 It's gonna take you a long time to get through security 368 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,558 with all those beauty products. 369 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:13,508 - Bye! - Dwight, come— 370 00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,891 Nothing is gonna stop me. 371 00:15:14,926 --> 00:15:16,624 That is the mark of a great man— 372 00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,391 Unstoppability. 373 00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,140 Dunder Mifflin... the farm, Mose. 374 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,925 All those things. 375 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,674 Vanish in my rearview mirror. 376 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:29,257 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny. 377 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,624 And from what I hear, she's a— Oh! 378 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:39,934 - Help! - Shut up. 379 00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:41,567 Oh, gross! Don't lick my hand! 380 00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:42,817 God, why is there so much saliva? 381 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:43,851 All I had to do was think about pie, 382 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,901 and my salivary glands did the rest. 383 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:48,267 - Nah! - What, what, what, what? 384 00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:49,851 - Oh, my appendix. - I'm sorry. 385 00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:52,483 - My wound hasn't healed yet. - I'm sorry. 386 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,517 - Oh, man. - I'm so sorry, I forgot. 387 00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,049 Are you all right? 388 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:58,016 Are you okay? 389 00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,016 Dwight! 390 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,350 Where the hell is he? 391 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:02,550 I cannot do this without him. 392 00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:06,650 I don't know. He's not picking up. 393 00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:09,150 Oh, look like shnoot's a no-show. 394 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:12,684 Guess he wasn't Vice President material after all. 395 00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:15,183 But I am. Put me in, babe. 396 00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:17,233 I've got the info down backwards, forwards, 397 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,983 and doggy-style. 398 00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:21,233 I'm your man. 399 00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:24,049 Right, let's begin then. 400 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,550 Ladies and gentlemen, 401 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:29,901 allow me to introduce the Vice President of Sabre retail— 402 00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:32,934 Mr. Todd Packer. 403 00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:35,066 'Sup? 404 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,934 What are you doing? 405 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:47,267 Oh, I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff 406 00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:48,933 since apparently she's not coming back 407 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,400 and she didn't bother to tell anyone. 408 00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:53,650 We knew. Ryan told us. 409 00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:54,933 Ryan, why didn't you tell me? 410 00:16:54,984 --> 00:16:57,350 Thought you checked my Tumblr. 411 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,734 You never update it. 412 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,817 Well, I updated it. 413 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:03,734 Does anyone else think this is weird? 414 00:17:03,768 --> 00:17:05,884 And, like, kind of uncool, actually? 415 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:07,183 To leave us without a receptionist? 416 00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:09,884 We'll find another receptionist. 417 00:17:09,902 --> 00:17:13,884 I mean, that's easy. We'll be fine. 418 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,467 Hup, hup, hup! 419 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,767 What are you doing? 420 00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:19,133 - I was trying to go— - Get up, get up. 421 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:21,016 Okay, okay! 422 00:17:21,051 --> 00:17:22,300 All right? I'm not gonna let you by. 423 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:23,717 Then you know what? 424 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,717 I'm gonna just have to run right through you. 425 00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,217 Okay. 426 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:28,684 What are you doing? 427 00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:31,350 Are you really revving up? You know that doesn't work. 428 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,684 Jackie chan! 429 00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:37,016 Go. 430 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,883 Hi, this is Alex. 431 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,517 And this is Sam. 432 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,550 Kevin can't come to the phone right now 433 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:44,200 because he's busy... With us. 434 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,600 Perfect! 435 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:49,083 Now people will think I'm doing hot girls all day. 436 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,916 I don't know, man, they might think we're drag queens. 437 00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:52,267 Yeah, I don't know why you picked names 438 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,050 that are also guys' names. 439 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:56,183 Okay, now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony? 440 00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,433 Don't make me be your pony, Kevin. 441 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,350 - Forget it, man. - What do you mean? 442 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:02,634 I'm out. So is Toby. 443 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:04,100 This may be wrong, 444 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,300 but there's a limit to what I would do for my child. 445 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,534 Yeah, I have my dignity too. 446 00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:12,050 I refuse to be another man's horsey. 447 00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:16,300 No, guys! Stop! You have to sell me cookies. 448 00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:18,834 I'll do anything! 449 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,850 I'm even gonna kiss Meredith. 450 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:26,916 That's what— 451 00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,600 That is— Hmm. 452 00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:34,100 That's... so good. 453 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,416 What are you doing? No! 454 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,966 - No, no, no! - This will end now. 455 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,383 - No! This is dangerous. - Thunderslam! 456 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,583 - Arrgh! - Oh! 457 00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:48,433 Anything else you need to talk about? 458 00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:51,933 Nope. That was it. 459 00:18:57,384 --> 00:19:00,467 Once again, it's showtime. 460 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,467 What baffles me is how you could 461 00:19:05,518 --> 00:19:08,433 take a perfectly good idea, 462 00:19:08,468 --> 00:19:11,799 which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on, 463 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,799 and then utterly botch it in execution. 464 00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:17,083 If I may speak to that, 465 00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:19,600 I have only been Vice President of this project 466 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:20,966 for the last half hour. 467 00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:22,883 So the man you want is Dwight Schrute. 468 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,850 I don't see Dwight. 469 00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:26,684 He clearly had the infinite wisdom 470 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:30,350 to stay as far away from this clown show as possible. 471 00:19:30,384 --> 00:19:32,750 Whatever you do... 472 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,100 Do not blame Todd packer. 473 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:38,350 It is not his fault. 474 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:41,350 Blame his upbringing, his parents. 475 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:44,467 The society that would mold this idiotic creature. 476 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:49,016 Fire the employee, yes. But not the man. 477 00:19:49,051 --> 00:19:52,517 You may not cancel his soul. 478 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,766 That was never on the table. 479 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,416 Are you kidding? 480 00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:58,217 She's the queen of the whole friggin' magilla! 481 00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:01,083 And yet, Todd, it's you who's fired. 482 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,217 What— I can't get fired. 483 00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:04,583 I'm an institution. 484 00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:06,550 I have been at this company for 20 years. 485 00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,250 How many of you have been here that long, huh? 486 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:35,005 Hey, hey! They're back. 487 00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:39,022 Hey! Wait, Dwight, what are you doing here? 488 00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:40,106 I thought you were supposed to be in Florida. 489 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,556 Yeah, the crazy thing about that 490 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,673 is, um— Wow, you look great. 491 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,473 - Did you lose some weight? - Thank you. 492 00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,928 For someone who actually notices this. 493 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:51,014 No, I didn't lose weight, but I started using my make up 494 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,849 to contour my face to look skinnier. 495 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,299 Actually... 496 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:58,553 - Hey, good to have you back. - Good to be back. 497 00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,852 - Hey, stranger! - Hey! 498 00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:04,812 - Oh, I missed you. - I missed you. 499 00:21:12,515 --> 00:21:13,986 I'm going to Florida to get Erin. 500 00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:21,630 I forgot to check my email. 501 00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:24,101 It's crazy, right? It's just, when she said she was leaving... 502 00:21:24,207 --> 00:21:25,075 I thought... 503 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,747 You're about to close four tabs, are you sure you want to continue? Yes. 504 00:21:27,906 --> 00:21:29,608 I am sure. 505 00:21:30,841 --> 00:21:33,221 Ahh! Slow computer! 506 00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:43,958 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 507 00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:54,929 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/f2h8 Help other users to choose the best subtitles